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Previous Thread: >>101971769

shitting atm

Aww, totally sfw OP.

So it has been officially a week since her debut, how would you rate her debutweek?

Gurass

Sex with a kaneki.

Watched the BD concert snippet from the dodgers program
She's peak adorableness no matter her incarnation

>>102000164
1.19m/10

Daily life as a Kaniki
>I wake up, ripped as fuck
>Check my wife’s social media and youtube account
>smile because how cute she is and immediately feel motivated to start my day
>say "fuck niggers“ and get out of bed
>do 100 push ups, brush my teeth and make breakfast
>go to work and be the best at my job i could possibly be
>reject every whore that approaches me because I am faithful to my wife
>watch a clip of my wife in my break, boss catches me and says wow she is cute who is that?
>I reply proudly "oh that’s my wife“
>end work and get home, do another 100 push ups and wait for wife’s stream
>watch her stream and have enough motivation for tomorrow again

So did outfitschizo kill himself or what? Haven't seen him post for a while.

>>102000164
11/10 would live again.
Even with this work week having been a total clusterfuck

Hello, I only have interest and love for Saba. Thank you very much.

>>102000261
He's in hiding

nyo, you don't understand!

Is Saba a lonely loli god?

>>102000569
from the looks of last night's concert, i'd say no

>>102000569
I wouldn't let her be lonely.

thanks lucas

>>102000569
She‘s actually carrying my child in her belly so no

fingers crossed she still has energy for a chill members stream today

>>102000765
Yes, Dear.

>>102000164
Considering I went to AX and the virtual vacation concert, and didn’t have to miss out on any streams because she loves us, and the fact that we got so many streams, official merch, and the artists are absolutely killing it, it was probably the best debut week of any vtuber in history.

>>102000164
Saba is the master of timing

WIFE

WIFE AWAKE

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEE

my wife has awoken from her slumber

WIFE WIFE WIFE

GURANDMA

She's awake

That's what, nearly 7 hours of sleep?

WIFEEEEE

>>102001160
The fact that we went from months of silence to being able to track her sleep by her activity warms my heart as a kaniki

>>102001160
You're assuming she fell asleep immediately after tweeting and did the retweets immediately after waking up and while that might be possibly it's more likely she got around 5~ hours and will nap later.
She could also have just stayed awake the whole time.

How can we fix my wife’s sleeping habits? She needs at least 8 hours, preferably 10.

>>102001361
some people are just built different i cant go more than 6 hours without automatically waking up also the sun sucks ass this time of year

>>102001361
>10
that's borderline bad for an adult. i feel the worst when i sleep 10+hours. at least if you sleep less than 7 you can take a nap if you feel out of it. but 8 hours is peak, literally just go to sleep and set a countdown for 8 hours, this works the best for me. and if you need to adjust your sleep schedule backwards, set it for 7:30 instead for a couple days.

>the debut set is going for $5000 on eBay
What the fuck?
>>102001591
I’ve got a dumb question: when it’s recommended to sleep for 8 hours, does that factor in the time to actually fall asleep?

>>102001659
I don't think so but studies have shown that the act of simply laying down and attempting to sleep has about half the effectiveness of actually sleeping.

>>102001659
No, 7-9 hours spent actually asleep
Waking up a couple for 10 minutes is normal and can also be healthy (if done naturally and not by an alarm)

>>102001361
Tell her to do her masturbating before bed
But also, no caffeine after like 1pm if she normally goes to sleep around 9.

Goob morning buds.

>>102001779
Are you telling me gooning to sleep is a bad idea?

kiwifarms worked all night and failed to dox saba.
Nice try welperhelper99.
mormons can't do shit and kiwis fear the saba community.

just 2 retweets means good chance for members stream

>>102001928
green reddit lol

>>102001841
No, I mean before bed as opposed to earlier in the day.
Besides those two things, melatonin gummies are helpful, but if you don't want melatonin they make ones that are just ashwagandha and that helps with sleep too.
I know, generally, women don't get the post-nut clarity type thing, but it still makes them more tired.

https://x.com/DpKaichou/status/1941747822510080175/photo/1

>>102001928
Take your stupid e-drama elsewhere and stop shitting up the thread.

>>102002091
This fish is going to kiss both of them on stage
I know it

>>102002017
No I meant gooning without any release.

>>102002225
That probably depends on the person. It sounds likely to give me a wet dream.

>>102001928
Trying to dox someone is extremely evil behavior and I wish nothing but the worst for those "people".

>>102002225
I do this when I have stress as a mood reset, it has never negatively impacted my sleep

Do we know what todays stream is going to be about?

>>102002369
No. Someone mysteriously posted "The first member's stream will be worth the wait" here on debut day but it could be anyone so we'll just have to wait and see.
Gonna get my archiver ready, in case.

>>102002369
She is going to announce that she is pregnant with my child.

>>102000261
He and the chubby daki arms faggot are hiding from me.

>>102001928
Heh, when even the old dox failed it's going to be harder sifting through the bullshit. She's no Rebecca from Cyberpunk Edgerunners.

Holy
It really opens with Saba

>>102001928
Going the way of SomethingAwful desu, Josh is the new Lowtax. Lowtaxmaxxing

>>102002320
I...m not calling you a liar, but it doesn't sound helpful to me. You're creating sexual tension.

where is she

>>102002609
THIS is a child.

>>102002461
that's the same person

>>102002616
I‘m currently busy with her anon, is there something you want to say to her?

>>102002778
yeah tell her to get on

>>102002778
Tell her my HIV test came back positive.
Thanks champ.

Nigis, love triangles never work..

>>102002997
I'ts ok, they're all me

Will we ever have mumei in this? Or is she actually unironically irl aids dead?

>>102003081
Mumei in what?
Her PL made a brief cameo in the Mint/Doki concert.

>>102003246
Indy. She cooking for a comback?

>>102002997
Niji, bb
https://open.spotify.com/track/40OG7X8RBnV4Jdt7pAi35z

>>102001659
>does that factor in the time to actually fall asleep?
what i noticed is like >>102001700 said, it doesn't really matter that it takes 30+ minutes or smth to fall asleep, what matters is that i spend as close to 8 hours as possible lying in bed and relaxing, be it asleep or not. basically don't worry if you can't fall asleep, lie down and then get up 8 hours later, you should feel better than lying in bed for 1-2 hours failing to fall asleep and then sleeping for 8 hours on top of it.

>>102000261
>So did outfitschizo kill himself or what?
Nope, and I still think Gura went to incredible lengths to help Ina and Kronii. After leaving Hololive to be an indie vtuber I did expect her to drop the lolicon stuff and it's baffling that she is still doing this as Saba. Considering how young her character looks this has to creep her out and I feel bad for her.

>>102004359
This is Gura cosplaying as Saba.

I know she mentioned that she's planning a member stream on Sunday, has she confirmed it yet?

lewd fish animations when

>>102004797
Nope. Zero communication on if she'll stream or not.

>>102004797
Its just anons hearing her feel out if weekends work for a membership stream and them taking it as a confirmed sure thing.

I'm so glad that Saba and we are superior to other vtubers and vtuber fans

>>102004797
>After leaving Hololive to be an indie vtuber I did expect her to drop the lolicon stuff and it's baffling that she is still doing this as Saba

Whaa? The majority of her favorite anime/manga girl characters are flat chested young girls.

>>101987470
I usually post it within the hour of her stream starting time

>>102005104
Sshhhhh, don't touch the bait, mate

Has Saba become a real boy yet?

Im a takodachi but also a kaniki, what monstrosity does that make me?

>>102005412
Tako with claws at the tips?

>>102005438
Tako with claws or kani with tentacles? Friends be assembling from weird places of this earth and beyond

>>102004359
Honestly this is probably the biggest problem with the design. White hair is objectively better than blonde.

>>102005412
a tako with a hard shell

>>102005676
I'm sure this is just her loli preference.

kanikis, finally have time to watch the final 2 hours of her stream
Got some potato chips too

>>102004359
Downgrade.
>>102005676
Objectively false.

>>102006030
Speaking of which, do you guys care about Saba's model blocking game UI? I'd rather have a bigger Saba on screen, especially for somewhat old games.

>>102006181
I care. There's zatsus for the full experience.

>>102005676
>>102006169
blonde on 3dpg is.. fine i guess. for anime though it's absolute dogshit.

>>102006238
No. The only reason I was a teamate before a chumbud was because Ame had blonde hair.

>>102005676
>White hair is objectively better than blonde.
eh it depends on the girl's personality

Saba isn't potty trained

>>102006268
ame's design and outfits were god tier, i will give you that.

>>102006181
dont care too much, but i prefer if she doesnt block them
definitely don't want her to not show her model or make it too small to see properly if i feel like staring at her at a segment of the game, but if she had to make her model upside down for example to fit in a game i wouldn't mind it

Gura is just an old version of Saba, that's why she has white hair while Saba has blonde hair.

>>102006457
>we're in the prequel timeline
k-kino

>>102006457
damn time warping door making my cunnies cunnier

So, umm.... my dog ate my credit card. Any chance a fellow kaniki could record today's member stream and post the gofile link here?

Check this out, Saba.
https://youtu.be/JuixiCxaXdU

>>102006668
Imagine the threesome

>>102005676
>White hair is objectively better than blonde.
i like all cute females, cute blondes, cute brunettes, cute redheads, cute silver.

all cute girls are welcome

Saba doko?

So she's not gonna stream? I'm out she's just lazy

>>102006877
>I'm out
ABOUT TIME
I will be the last kaniki and chumbud btw

>>102006877
Goodbye saar

>>102006990
She won't get away with being a lazy bum again. She just debuted and is already pulling shit like this.

>>102004797
Anon why haven't you learned how she works yet?

She rarely says "x is happening on y" she always says "x would be nice on y". She's like a fucking politician.

>>102007040
lol she already has 20+ memberships
she could not stream for months again and would barely feel a dent in her purse

>>102007040
She's probably pooping

>>102006877
Finally, never come back.

5PM is two hours away, why are you retards like this?

>>102007078
Burning up goodwill people have in you isn't a good idea and it wouldn't take much effort for her to retain it.

>>102007040
>She won't get away with being a lazy bum again
Lol
Lmao
She isn't even taking superchats. She just sold 1 million dollars worth of merch (actually tracked by numberniggers btw, this is fact) with omocat.

>>102007169
If there's been no sign by this point it's likely she isn't streaming today.

>>102007169
Why are YOU like this? Rarely will she put up a frame this late. Sorry for knowing who we watch. Go to sleep, go hit a club, work out, play vidya. She's not streaming today.

>>102007040
>>102007194
Looks like holojeet is having a melty. She streams more than majority of HoloEN now btw lmao. Enjoy your shit dead black corpo

>>102007169
>retards
pretty sure it's just one (maaaybe two) jealous bitch

>>101998822
Anon, are you having a stroke?
YES, I bought a streaming ticket.
YES, I watched Nimi and Dooby's concert primarily for the sake of supporting Saba's friends, for Saba's sake.
NO, I was not expecting Saba to be there.
YES, it was a SURPRISE when she showed up anyway.
YES, that means that WE, KANIKIS, who both a) showed up to support Saba's friends and have significant overlap with naplings and dooberts anyway, got something from her appearance.
How are you not understanding this?

>>102007254
She did but not she hasn't been streaming for 3 days without any explanation why and we still don't know when she'll stream.

>>102007254
He just got banned in the tower, that's why he's here now

>weaknikis already melting down after a mere 3 days without a stream
I wonder what those poor souls did when she started not streaming for months lol

>>102006877
>>102007040
>>102007078
>>102007194
See you next thread, Dalit

>>102007288
*but now

>>102007233
>>102007244
We know how late the RE4 frame was put up last time. Give it a rest.

>>102007322
Other than shit the thread you mean?

>>102007322
It's not a good sign when she's doing this when she just started

and it's up

>>102007322
Anon...obviously people hoped for better.
Were you really thinking to yourself "god I can't wait for the reincarnation so she can disappear for months but this time with more freedom!" ?
If this was week 1 Saba...imagine her in 6 months. Worse than Dooby

>members only grift

>Hail Saba, still the /same/
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little Saba, keeper of light
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>102007344
>We know how late the RE4 frame was put up last time
Uh..about now? Quite the synch actually.

About damn time. Would it fucking kill her to put a frame up earlier?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6VfG9jfT3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6VfG9jfT3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6VfG9jfT3I
Ironic how these retards whine about kaniki not having pattern recognition

>>102006877
>>102007040
>>102007078
>>102007194
>>102007370
>>102007375
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA FFFFFFFFFFFFAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT

>>102007390
lol greedy poorfag

>>102007391

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

Its amazing going with the flow and not freaking out over >no streams. You never get disappointed and sometimes you are pleasantly rewarded.

Ladies and gentlemen.
Its time for.. fish.
Let us pray.

>>102007233
>>102007244
>>102007288
>>102007370
>>102007375
Bruh.
Is public humiliation your fetish?

>>102007370
>suddenly he is completely quiet
Holy shit Sarr how does it feel to be such a fucking ass? lmaooooo

>>102007461
>the cope
lmao
and everyone who actually watches knows she puts up frames 1-2 hours before, tourist

I'm green now

>>102007607
She didn't yesterday or the day before.

>yoho!! short chat tonight!!
>short
well its better than nothing at least

>>102007375
Bud... you just got rebar shoved up your pee hole. Why are pag pag enjoyers like this?

>>102007639
What weird choice of words

I was anxious about whether it would be the same same desu with Saba but after watching the RE4 stream I felt so much better and realized how much I missed just watching her play video games.

>>102007685
I picked up a bunch of rebar earlier this morning so it was stuck in my head.

looks like kanikis are in for a nice surprise

>>102007636
It's short because she is 35cm

>>102007731
>>102007731
Sure, nigi.
>how to say you have showed objects in your dickhole without saying you habe shoved objects in your dickhole

>>102007790
What's a nigi?

>>102007635
there has only been the concert cameo in that time, unless this is supposed to be some retarded gotcha it doesn't even make sense

How is she so sexy? This should be illegal, she's literally a pedo maker

>>102007821
Its a niki aka kaniki but more hood

Saba will update her height it seems

>>102007850
You lost me my guy. All I got from that was cunny

>2 whole years of "oh yeah holofes/EN concert happened I guess"
>OMG I FUCKING LOVE OSHISPARK DID YOU SEE ASHTON KUTCHER
the actual fuck did Cover do to her

>>102007877
Kaniggy

She is chatting lots rn
Nobody is posting screenshots?
That used to be a thing...

>>102007639
You think it's a bad outcome for me when she actually streams? I'll drawn in all the bad Karma to get proven wrong. But it's only worked twice.

>>102007912
All the people who do that are in the tower now.

>>102007901
became a black company after selling out to shareholders

>>102007948
Fuck them traitors t b h

Is there a good chat client for youtube?

>>102007978
Hyperchat

>>102007978
hyperchat

MACKEREL
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!!!

Sabaguraette honhonhon

>>102007520
>>102007589
why are you guys acting like this is some kind of own or "gotcha"? she's just doing a members yapping stream(aka boring as fuck) after ditching for two days. couldn't even pretend to be interested in games enough to even continue her resident evil playthrough

>>102008001
>>102008003
Thanks

>>102008145
>fish stream
Bad
>fish doesnt stream
Bad
>why am i being called out for

Is it normal to need 25 spins for every fucking bingo card or am I just the King of shitter luck?

>>102007948
I didn't know there was another place, why?

>>102008145
your deflection was as predictable as your seethe, Sarr

>>102008145
Phasecuck

FOR KING AND KANI!

>>102008230
It happened because 4chan died when Gura graduated.

>>102008230
Because this is a phase board now

>>102007823
A pre-recorded cameo for a concert at 11pm prevented her from streaming or even saying she wasn't going to stream? How exactly.

Gura is Sabated

>>102008246
would, ngl

>>102008230
Because other place has competent moderation while this shithole has malicious phase moderation.

"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

>>102008297
You can do better than that, anon...

>>102008285
Fuck off already phasecuck, you lost

>>102007901
Hololive became a place where good ideas go to die. NotAchan said it herself.

>streams 4 times
>never streams again
yeah... sounds about right

>>102008683
cataloggots lost

>>102008482
>build career in hololive
>leave hololive
Hololive bad!! Now give me money! Chumkeks enjoy your 1 stream every 2-3 months soon. DOnt forget to buy the merch off ebay thats triple the price from scalpers :-)

So can someone please help her with her audio and if you're not a member can you explain the problem here?

>>102008759
What merch are people buying off ebay?
There's merch on omocat.

>>102007948
>tower
?

Cancelled my uber one subscription to be a Saba member

>>102007492
busy recording myself a copy of ozzy's last concert, I'll catch it later.

>members only
BUT SAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAA~ I'm unemployed and living in the slavlands
god dammit FUCK

>B***** spotted
SCHIZO DON'T LOOK

>>102008297
what no pussy does to a mf

>>102008815
If I were to guess i'd say it's a discord circlejerk

>>102008230
Remember when Gura existence kind of bends the world around her (ex: Dodgers, Minecraft hitting Ame with lightening for Gura's joke)? 4chan killed itself the same day of Gura's announcement. Catalog got blue balled and actual holofans did something about this.

>>102009162
post link faggot DO IT

>>102008980
oh nyo! get filtered, poorfag! :3

>>102009162
im pretty sure it already existed at least a year before 4chan went down

just google holotower it's not that hard

can you cool it

Wife soon!

I cannot support a loli model

>>102009572
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

wifesoonwifesoonwifesoonwifesoonwifesoonwifesoonwifesoonwifesoon

Would you drink from the Sabater cooler

>>102009572
Then why are you in the thread? Just to bitch?

>>102008759
Not even gonna bother attempting to refute A-Chan are you huh? Then again it must be obvious even to you how foolish it would be to even attempt to with someone who was there from Day 1 and saw all the behind the scenes

>>102008772
Idk what you're specifically referring to but Saba should look into getting a inline volume control adjuster to separate her headset volume from her stream volume.

How do you guys feel about mint

>>102009738
I care not until Saba cares.

>>102009667
buble

>>102009572
I can understand disliking the model. What I can't understand is disliking her because she is a Loli. Gura has always been a Loli model.

I cannot support a weird fish model with cat ears yet shes not a catfish but a mackerel

>>102009852
A mackerel that is the child of a shark

Can someone please stream the member’s stream?

>>102009931
get raped grey
>>102009852
It's literally just so she can be called "Mac" as a nickname because she likes the Mac tonight guy

What a greedy bitch. I hope her viewership craters.

>>102010041
eat shit poorfag :3

>>102010041
Because she did the members stream she said she was going to do?

>>102010041
all streams should be paywalled, greys deserve to suffer

>>102009667
Exclusively

>>102009931
Support your oshi.

>>102010041
Imagine being poor and bitter lmaooo

>>102009572
I understand, I'm low on funds too

Green chat zooms as fast as mixed chat...warida

Just noticed the xp thing in chat. That shit will get obnoxious really fast. The fuck youtube was thinking?

>>102010158
You are asking too much from the fotm leeches

remember to ask her if she can take her dress off and show us her two-piece swimsuit

Ask her if she lurks 4chongs

>>102009738
I don't know much about her but the avatarfaggot perpetually shitting up our thread literally made me start watching a few clips/karaokes and lurking in /mint/ out of sheer spite. Honestly I don't mind her at all. Great voice. If Saba ends up welcoming her as an honorary exHolo then I'm all for it.

Leaderboards were a mistake.

WIFE ON THE TELLY

>>102010249
Its clearly aimed at superchatters but as our fish is autistic it serves only emote spammers

>>102009994
Can't you see?

Was member chat always this fast?
I swear it wasn't this bad before...

>>102010391
Better emote spammers than pandering to superchatters.

If she deafs me and my neighbours im gonna be pissed, its night already

This bgm...Gura used it too right? I'm not berenstainin myself about it?

>>102010421
It will be slower once the debut gifts run out in about two weeks

>>102010421
yeah it wasn't. She likely got a lot of fresh members and gifted members with the redebut

>reusing gura music
reported to cover :)

YOHO~ SABA CHAN

>mac was a mcdonald joke
>bigfish
>bigmac

>pale chub
>chub buds

Saba wants to call members the chub club lmao

Where is the free stream? Come on /vt/? Please?!

>>102010500
yeah no shit

>>102010468
where?

chub club sisters... we lost

We could've been the chub club, huh?

>fish chubs

when the members only stream finishes, can someone pls save it and give me a link to it pls

Currently stroking my PALE CHUB dont mind me.

>>102009994
>because she likes the Mac tonight guy
Notorious Sababa when?
>sicker than your average kanikiller
>twist krubbers' heads off
>krubbers frickin' stink krubbers and gamers
>mountain dew drinking players
>triple fish hooligans like mack man
>dead right - if they head right
>pounding your mom every night

>chub club.
asmr cyb0rseggz love nest confirmed!!!

>>102010421
it's so fucking fast it's not worth chatting. the old members' streams were nice because you could actually write in chat without fucking retards emote spamming
>>102010572
eat shit

chub club bros we won!

>>102010421
Saba either refuses to activate slow mode or she doesn't know how to.

Classic gura moment

SHE OWNS GUNS
I fucking told you. Based Gun owning chuuba

umm... why are you guys talking about her member's content here? it's against her wishes...

>>102010641
>this goober outshoots you at the range
WYD?

>>102010636
Gun bros we fucking won

Greedy bitch, she’s not even the best holo.

>>102010662
chat's too fast

>>102010641
why are you surprised

>>102010701
get a job, sarr

>>102010668
I'm a eurocuck so I've never even seen guns in real life but I watch basically every major guntuber and have thousands of hours in FPS games so I feel pretty confident that I could outshoot her.

God, her fang is so cute!

GGG Saba's Got Guns

Onee saba

>tfw as of 5:00:01 PM today i'm now closer to 30 than I am 20...

>>102010668
Cry because I have never had a gun.

>>102010641
she didnt say she owns guns, she said shes a good shot

not the stupid horse game

>>102010744
I miss the serrated teeth.

>>102010720
I'm not, she mentioned shooting before during a red dead 2 stream. But retards for some reason think she isn't /k/ as fuck.

>>102010736
>>102010761
WRONG ANSWER
Obviously you rape her
(also never had a gun in my life)

>>102010636
Looking at Guras design now I actually think its inferior to Saba

I bet Saba has a lever action because that's a based American action. unlike bolt actions which are homosexual yuropean actions. I bet she has a henry .22 like me

>>102010744
the models actually ridiculously cute
The fact that we can see all the movements when she moves or talks its crazy, i love it

>noo you'll make fun of my DPS
Oh come on!
How many more of her complexes are gating us from content?

I have 2 pistols glock 19 and ruger lc9s pro, SW 357 revolver+, Mossberg 590 A1 and a Rock River Arms AR15. 'Merica!

>>102010813
>.22
Saba isn't a pussy and uses a .357 magnum.

>>102010805
Gura's model is cute but the new model is a straight upgrade in every sense
What made the previous model good was her, and nostalgia and our love for her
But this model is actually good beyond all those modifiers

THEY ARE

>This music

Saba does talk to dooby all the time and we could be getting a dooby collab already.

>>102010851
>rock river
weren't they the faggots lobbying for more gun control in their state or am I thinking of like rock island or something?
I have a henry .22, mossberg 12 gauge and paid of ARs
>>102010858
>henry .357
eww. 336 actions are gay as shit. actually the action henry uses for .22s also looks ugly as shit, but they don't make marlin 39as anymore and all the current production .22 lever action actions look gay

>>102010898
if she ever hit us (in a concert or something) with the debut gura bgm i might actually die

>>102010715
Oh hey, nice to know I'm not the only one that comes here to talk in threads because I can't keep up with chat

>do me already dooby!
Not that subtle saba

New background

Her normal voice we heard for like two seconds at the start could work well for a teasing big sister.

What does Saba taste like?

>Saba
>GM a ttrpg
pfhahahahahahaHAAHAHHA
This is how you can tell she spitballs nonsense and then people talk about it as if it's actually happening

>>102010948
>indoor row boat
Hm

CHILD????????

>>102010940
yeah there is no point typing in chat when it's way too fast so I always use /ggg/ or /pcg/ for panko, but her chat usually isn't super fast, /pcg/ is for posting panko quotes and seeing if you get banned

Jesus her timeslot change obliterated the thread post speed. And no it's not much faster in the other place.

>>102010960
Couldn't possibly do it worse than Mori or Fauna

>>102010960
Continue talking trash
Its more fun when you have haters to shit on

I've never been a big zatsu guy but I figured I'd give it a go since it's a new beginning and all but my God this is so fucking boring. If I wanted to listen to a woman just speak I would get a girlfriend.

Going to redraw this as Saba, wish me luck kanikis

>>102011003
I preferred it when her streams were 2late4yuros

>chat stream killed my tethering hotpost
But I was mobile

No one here is going to believe that

>under my boob
No... say it isn't so...

>under my boob

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm confused, what is she talking about right now?

>>102011003
Not only is it a zatsudan, it's a members only stream. Of course threads are slow.

Holy fuck Saba's so goddamn based. BG1 is GOAT.

>>102011065
>>102011071
Paizuribros, we're back

>>102011048
euro here, its better but for it to be really good it'd have to be 2 hours earlier still
Not going to complain about it obviously though, its been great

Whats the point of emote spam? Are those bots?

>>102011035

God, this side of her is always intriguing. I just never see her as the type to be into tabletop or the setting of Baldur's Gate or even willing to go back and play the original Baldur's Gate.

>>102011089
I loved using these portraits. Based for posting it.

>>102011071
>>102011065
>Saba's little boobies

Uoooohhhhh!

>>102011107
to make it impossible for anyone to chat, thus making the stream worse, and for xp

>>102011107
NPCs want to feel like they are part of something but they have nothing to contribute so they just spam emotes.

>Stream's lagging
The fuck?

I can't stop looking at her cheeks

>>102011107
they want to participate

>>102011120
Saba talking about BG makes me wanna boot it up again.

>>102011065
>>102011071
SABA'S BUDDING BREASTS.

>>102011065
>>102011073
>under my boob
Like the belly button or her legs is under the boob i think thats what she meant
I will not accept any arguments btw

Do ojiisans emote spam as well or are those braindead alphas and zoomers? I refuse to believe those arent bots

Why the fuck are they just spamming emotes, jesus christ

>>102011184
Ojisans watch, too much effort to type. Zoomers and alphas mostly

>>102011107
>>102011184
>>102011188
Get hyperchat. It has a filter to remove emote-only messages, makes chat actually useable.

>>102011184
>>102011188
Yeah it's fucking weird and annoying

Saba's pent up even though she got no sleep last night. Insatiable

>>102011184
kanijisan here, I just type lmao or kek like a regular zillennial.

>>102011184
I'm in my 30s and I basically never emote spam.

>>102011184
I exclusively chat about the stream on here

>>102011213
insatiable for kani kock

Isn't it a big issue with zoomers and gen alpha that tablets fucked up their ability to imagine

>>102011174
Funnily enough I don't know if I'm a tourist for saying it, but Dungeon Meshi was my gateway to Wizardry and Baldur's Gate. These pictures effectively were a stronger motivator than BG1's reputation (I also got turned off at the time by EE's controversy, though they're easily fixable with mods now)

>instead of streaming herself playing games she streams talking about playing games

>>102011184
I'm 39, I don't have it in me to post in chat unless it's for a vote.

>>102011272
she streams herself talking about how badly she wants to play games, and how shes so excited about playing games

>>102011258
I don't think it's the tablets. Not reading novels does that. Imagination is a practiced skill just like everything else

>>102011272
Saba is literally /v/.

The way she says child makes me laugh. I dunno why...

>>102011184
Zoomerniki here, usually it's either Zoomers or genAs, but when older zoomers spam emotes there's usually text in the messages too, therefore it's probably younger gen zoomers or genAs.

>>102011272
whats the problem autist-kun?

>>102011184
I can't even see what emote I want to use half the time because of my bad eyesight. But also I don't see the fucking point.

>>102011276
>I'm 39
How are you not dead?

Hmmmm

>>102011340
Insertion time

>>102011340
self unbirth

>>102011340
tfw gura could use saba as a dildo

>>102011208
thanks

>>102011338
/m/ won't let me kill myself

Spaceballs has such a cultural reach that I feel sneaked the fuck up on me. I swear its odd that it feels like it somehow surpassed Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein in reach. Funny how that works.

Anyone else getting random hitches during her streams? I feel like it only happens with Saba.

she HATES gachashit

>>102011384
There are people who dont know that a whole parody genre exists

Next week's plans

>RE4
>Uma Musame
Maybe?
>Rollercoaster Tycoon
Maybe?

>>102011356
>>102011360
>>102011364

>>102011397
nothing on my end (west europe)

>>102011407
To be fair I feel like Scary Movie as a franchise squeezed the fuck outta the genre for a solid decade there and then nobody followed it once the series went into mediocrity.

A kid in a candy store

Gura has so many options to do whatever she wants...

Aight that's enough woman talk. Gonna go play vidya.

holy shit how often will she repeat how happy she is that she has so many options for games now
she HATED being at Hololive

>>102011065
>>102011180
she got a stitch in her side which would typically be around the area right underneath her tits no matter what size, you don't gotta freak out bros

>>102011409
>Uma Musame
Oh god please no more of this

Bully

BULLY IS BACK BROS

>>102011469
Saba little perkys CONFIRMED

>>102011468
>she's so happy that she has so many options now
>1 gaming stream in 9 days

>>102011483
>no more of this
Skill issue, i only watch saba so its all new to me and will enjoy anything she does

Bully mention. We returning to it? That's one I wanted to see back the most.

>>102011409
>>Rollercoaster Tycoon
I want her to play Jurassic Park Operation Genesis

>>102011409
Cont.

>Assorted eShop slop
>Game show games e.g Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Wheel of Fortune
>Bully on pc

>>102011511
>antis now have to resort to selective stream counting to shit on her now
It's hard winning this much anikis

>>102011561
Do crabs actually have buttholes or are kaniki just built different?

>>102011561
Remind me which gaming stream I missed.

>>102011409
Next week's plans:
>RE4
>No stream
>No stream
>No stream
>No stream
>No stream
>No Stream
>No Stream
>No Stream

>>102011581
everything (thats not a bug) needs to shit bud
Even shrimps have buttholes

>>102011606
A STREAM PLANNED LETS FUCKING GO!!!

>Mac tonight
SHE KNOWS

Kanikis, our fish has brainrot..

>>102011606
>9 day long week
Retard

>chub club

Uh so how many streams was that?
-1 RE stream
-Maybe Umamusume
-Rollercoaster Tycoon?

>>102011620
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

>>102011581
>>102011620
I don't have a butthole.

What does "squeaker" mean in slang?

A child
(slang) A child, especially an illegitimate one.

UOH

>>102011657
how do you shit

sorry i gave her so many bruises I'll be gentle next time

>>102011606
Seeth harder lmao

>>102011676
By posting on 4chan

watching her mannerisms closely with this new model activates the affection I've been repressing but it's making me depressed

>123 and then your done
how is she so clumsy?

>Saba telling Gura's story

Knocking yourself out with your knee.
Stupid fish

>>102011725
shes the incarnation of moe

>chilling at home
>hear banging and screaming coming from upstairs
>jump up and check if theres a home intruder
>unconscious Saba at the foot of the stairs
wyd?

>Secret Memebers' info just stated, do not leak.
eat shit greys

tags:mind_control

>>102011706
She panders to alphas/zoomers too much aka she lowers her iq by 30 points

>>102011769

>>102011511
>>1 gaming stream in 9 days
No one plays a game on debut.
Her second day she did Karaoke because singing is her SS tier talent.
Third day break to rest throat from singing which is seriously important.
Fourth day delayed gaming stream to do 1M subs celebration chat which she wasn't expecting to happen so quickly.
Fifth day was her first normal break day because she felt like it.
Sixth day gaming stream.
Seventh day she was busy doing domestic stuff and setting things up behind the scenes, thus the tweets.
Eighth day she was watching the Dooby concert.
Ninth day members stream because she's got a gorillion members and wants to give them something, can't continue the public game because that would fuck over non-members.

Thats a grown up woman trying to act 16y old.

>>102011791
She's technically a zoomer, so that makes sense.

>>102011840
thats so hot

>>102011840
>16y old
No 16 year old is THAT immature, Saba is much closer to my 7 year old cousin. Why can't she just act her own age instead of voice acting and larp as a kid? And no, i'm not anti-loli, but i don't want to watch shitkids

>>102010572
spoonfeed me how to

BASED & FISHPILLED

saba fansly video is up bros!~
In the usual place

>>102011897
a lot more mature than paying to bitch

>>102011897
can you pleaes leaven now?

>>102011897
Eh, its too soon to judge. All acting drops months into the making. Maybe she just trying to grasp her market for now

>>102010572
Here anon https://files.catbox.moe/medjr9.webm

>>102011897
>Saba is much closer to my 7 year old cousin
Uoh
>Why can't she just act her own age instead of voice acting and larp as a kid?
Because she has a massive ageplay DDLG kink, you obvious newfag tourist

FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

I have trauma from Paul

>>102011942
As soon as you learn basic pre-school english, which is never

>>102011897
>Why can't she just act her own age
Because in 2025 an adult woman "acting her own age" involves being an entitled narcissistic retard that never shuts the fuck up about first world problems.

>>102011184
I emote spam and I'm a millennial.

>>102011980
>massive ageplay DDLG kink
God, Saba's husband (me) must be the luckiest motherfucker in the world. DDLG is insanely hot.

>>102012013
You are not in my age group, don't lie

>>102011992
i am just trying to make communication easy for you, RETARD

>>102011980
>DDLG
that requires being straight and everyone knows shes a huge lesbian

>>102011840
>>102011897
she's literally talking about shit from like the 2000s, what are you people on

>>102011294
AI slop kills the imagination.

I want Gura to read OLD Spider-Man comics

>>102012022
Yes, turbo ESL spelling mistakes = easier communication. Brainlet

>>102012030
She's bi as hell, you think she was having pure thoughts about Dante from DMC, or Arthur from Red Dead?

>>102012013
I wish you break your toe

>>102012040
none of them are actually watching the stream

somebody clip her boucning like that

what's the best saba lewd you've seen so far? i haven't been able to keep up this week

>>102012063
I want Gura to play DMC2.

>>102012071
>fortnite

>>102012077
that horse one cus i think cervix penetration is the hottest shit

There is an actual possibility that saba and Mint meet and I'm not ready for how fucking cute that's going to be.

>>102012061
>can not even distinguish between typos and spelling mistakes
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>102012021
:sabalaugh::sabalaugh::sabalaugh:

She wants to make new friends! The Saba cinematic universe is expanding.

NO SABA, DON'T BEFRIEND SLUT TUBERS

>Aston Martin?

>>102012040
>she's literally talking about shit from like the 2000s
So? She speaks and act as a 7 year old kid WHILE talking about 2000's stuff, are you deaf? If i speak about agent egypt, does that mean I'm 5000 years old you fucking retard?

>>102012040
it's been abundantly obvious she's a late-2000s era shitposter but the people bitching about this are zoomers that aren't old enough to know that anyway

If all her member streams will be emote spamming yapping sessions im cancelling my sub

>>102012104
Mint is going to straight up rape her

>>102011840
What are you talking about? What are you seriously meaning by this? Where's her acting like a 16 year old?

>>102012121
Bro she's friends with BELLE DELPHINE there are pretty much no youtubers that can even come close

Ashton Martin can sing and dance even if she's a cheapskate 2view stuck on a default Koikatsu model from 2015.

>>102012121
but I want Saba to become extra slutty.

Is there a vod of it?

>>102012149
Belle retired and started a family.

>>102012141
nobody cares

>>102012124
this guy's entire life is falling apart just trying to bitch about a girl for talking

God please stop pushing these literal whos.

>>102012071
oh yeah i actually kind of forgot this was a members stream, makes more sense now

>>102012164
You don't simply retire being a slut

>>102012164
Based, I'll pray to the Lord for her family

>>102011650
I fucking knew it!

>>102012176
The only slut around is you.

>>102012149
>friends
She just did a song for her she got paid for. There never was anything between those two beyond that.

Oh I was curious how she felt about the kiss

>>102012149
>>102012121
she isn't even friends with her. Belle DM'd her on twitter

>peek YT around 4
>nothing on my front page
>peek YT around 5
>nothing on my front page
>click on Saba (no indicator she's live) on the side panel
>Live membership stream
Why is Youtube so abysmal at notifying me...

>>102012198
I'm a khv incel bro

my wife is coping about being NTRed by her wife...

>>102012101
link me

>>102012209
THEYAREfag will never recover

>>102012220
Youtube notifications don't work. It didn't even start the stream up for me in the waiting room. I needed to refresh.

>>102012220
YT absolutely fucking sucks for membership notifications. It never tells me about posts until its too late. I relied very heavily on holodule to make sure I don't miss on memberships. Now I guess holodex will pick up the slack.

>>102012071
>nobody watching her stream
>fish fawning over dooby and nimi cpr scene
Eat shit

>>102012230
>doesn't deny being a slut
Kaniki... No...

>>102012176
>You don't simply retire being a slut
Oh yeah, Jesus fucking Christ said otherwise. Who are you again to preach morality?

>>102012234
>wife
Where's the wedding? Oh right...

>>102012234
>>102012251
Saba is dating both Dooby and Nimi, they are a throuple, there is no problem with any of them sharing a kiss

>>102012230
kingdom hearts 5?

https://files.catbox.moe/sq1tcw.mp4

How were tickets handled for the concert anyways? Ticketmaster?

>>102012262
>>102012230

>>102012230
>khv
>not khhv
SLUT

>>102012274
>unironic Christcucks itt
wew

I think I see Saba

>>102012279
Is that kuuko?

wow I just had a fucking brain aneurysm and realized this is one of the background music themes she used as Gura

>>102012324
Some person named Taotan

>>102012281
AXS for venue
Akasupa for streaming & vod

When a girl says "i rly want a cute girl friend to wear matching outfits with , huff", does that mean she is straight or gay? Just asking for a friend

>35
Oh, Saba's a 35p. How did I not realize this sooner?

>saba is basically striving to be hannah montanna

>>102012164
>>102012176
>>102012274
Regardless, Belle Delphine still has an OF and posts nudes on her X weekly. She did not retire

>>102012376
It means she wants to match outfits and would 100% be down for a threesome.

SABA IS MALE?????????

If it's so mentally hard, why don't they just put 2 keepers in one lighthouse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVUQg37y1dY

>>102012352
Guess I'll check her out. Thank you!

>>102012354
Hm, never heard of em. Wonder how they handle scalpers. But that's a conversation for another time. Thank you!

>assistant lighthouse keepers
Translation: comfort woman

Smug Saba
https://x.com/29nope_/status/1941629702655049785

>>102012244
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132253955

>>102012423
Why would you pay 2 men for the job of 1

>>102012423
Why pay for 2 when you can pay for 1?

The lack of light in the background is fucking with me.

>>102012435
>Guess I'll check her out. Thank you!
Heres the profile
https://www.tiktok.com/@taotann/video/7523140343718563079?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7482913009913562655

>>102012220
I'll give you 3 guesses as to what country the youtube CEO is from and it pisses me off too

>>102012261
not what i was saying anon

>watching saba at 1.5 speed to try and catch up to live

I might not make it.

Since when does YT show this?

Also, Saba getting more viewers in members only that most HoloEns get in public streams.

Peak collab in the future but she must unlock the crab hat off-stream first.

>>102012477
nta but I know he's a shitjeet

>>102012447
I don't understand the appeal of a horse dicking.

>>102012540
She's so autistic I love it

>>102012551
and now you know why youtube is so fucking ass and why the notifications never work

>cappy blappy
she watches the zoomercore animal rescue guy, cute

>>102012556
Every once in a while I get in the mood to fap to extreme penetration.

>>102012556
I don't care if it's a horse I just wanna see small womens wombs being violated by giant cocks

>>102012528
1 week of work = 50000 USD, ~15000 net, i should have chosen a cute girl at the character creation screen when i was born

>>102012556
its all about degrading the woman.

Fuck, i cant wait for these 3 months to pass. Her pussy footing about acting nice and seiso is so annoying. I want her to rahe at audience and ban people

>>102012582
>extreme penetration
Why not just watch something normal like siswet19 instead of animals?

>>102012598
Remember anon, all the richest people in the world are still men and it's not even close. Find a way to start a stable business and you'll be richer than her

>>102012582
>>102012593
>>102012617
I suppose I can't pretend there's far worse fetishes than big dick little girl and I should thank God this is....grounded is not the right word here but whatever.

>>102012634
>3dpd
nigga thats disgusting

>>102012618
>Her pussy

Wait what's she doing in 8 months? I missed it

>>102012734
giving birth

>>102012734
Giving birth to our 3rd child. She just revealed she's two months pregnant in the members only stream.

>>102012734
Giving birth to my child

>>102012744
yeah, to me

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132372867

Oh oh. Now's the part where we gotta hope she conquered imposter syndrome.

>>102012744
>>102012749
How does the baby know when to come out when Saba can't count for shit? What if Saba fucks up her math and the kid bakes for 3 years?

>>102012744
>>102012749
>>102012775
Oh come on, what'd she say

>>102012556
It's more the reaction of the girls and the dialogue then the horse such as what >>102012582 same reason NTR porn is so popular. Showing the lust in the art plus dick loving dialogue is a lot more common then vanilla porn which is just neutral faces and hardly any dialogue that shows their love of you normally.

>>102012805
i also spaced out sorry

>>102012805
New outfit.

People who paid and isn’t reposting the stream are selfish assholes. I though the community here was supposed to be good, but it sucks.

>>102012805
talking about (realistically) how long it'd take to get 3D or whatever

>>102012800
>lot of laughing emotes for someone that's not funny
Yeah she's /here/

>>102012865
I don't believe in Communism. Go get a job krubber.

>>102012821
Shit. I like that. Stop winning me over.

>>102012744

>>102012865
greys are out there, huh? scary

>>102012865
Can't repost while it's still going you turdfucker

>>102012865
shellfish assholes*

my drooling tard wife...

>>102012865
Why do you bitch like its not going to inevitably get archived?

Mentions Mario, i still seethe about the mario movie stream

>>102012959
You know these idiots can watch it live then just share their screen right? Why would I have to wait to watch it instead of watching it with everyone?

>Tard wife is scared shitless of Nintento
Why is she so weak?

I think I pissed her off.

>>102013003
Silence, grey.

>>102012865
Give me a detailed explanation how.

>>102013003
what nationality does this level of entitlement typically come from

>>102013077
America

>>102013077
Canadian.

Oscar Piastri is such a crying seething bitch

>>102012598
wait what? I thought you tube only take 30%.

>>102013141
Who?

a feature length animal crossing crashout actually sounds kino, don't care about the series but i like the passion

>>102013150
Outing yourself as a 12 year old on this board is not a good idea, anon

I miss eating cereal and protein cereal is like the equivalent of chewing bricks.

>>102013141
Both of the orange retards are. At least Hulk finally broke the curse.

>>102013200
I wish I was 12... that would be amazing. Now answer the fucking question.

>>102013106
Canadian, or
>Canadian

Chat what the FUCK is she talking about

>>102013073
Through this app, open it then just share the link and then click broadcast screen.

It won’t let me post it without saying it’s a spam or something but the app is called teamviewer.

>>102013303
granola makes you fat

>>102013303
D1 cereal enjoyer reviews cereals

>>102013334
granola makes you fat?

wow, that animal crossing game came out june 9th, that's right before Saba's canon birthday as shown on stream in her drivers license of 6/20

>>102013328
I'm talking about
sharing the vod, I'm too scared of doxing myself to stream it live.

Saba is 30 or older. Stop coping that she's one of you, zoomers.

She most be enormously fat, with such a huge income + super addicted to candy, cereals and other shit she stuff her gallop with

>baby cereal

Is Saba autistic?

>>102013438
Arent all mutts?

>>102013422
she starves herself like 80% of the time

>>102013422
Fat chubby lolis

>>102013267
>Canadian

NTA, but real leafs are just as sick of the 'jeets and other such filth as you guys are

>>102013434
Remember when she had baby food in her cupboard? Yeah

>Mococo could never

>>102013468
>third worlder seethes about America in a thread about an American on an American website on the American internet in the American language

>>102013493
Anon still lives in first month of 2020 even though she constantly spam about food everytime it have come up in the last 4 years

>>102013573
>american language

>>102013497
>chubby loli Saba

vintage cereal off e-bay? That can't be good for the stomach.

>>102013200
You stupid fuck she isn't in Hololive anymore. Kill yourself.

>>102013609
>oy es dat a ved chuba on muh tellie
>do you have a liocence for that ved chuba mate?

Why is cereal cutting up her mouth? That shouldn’t happen unless she has diabetes…

>whos in charge of cereal regulation
Saba we're putting methylene blue in your cereal and you're gonna like it

>>102013629
I genuinely despise that I've developed a piss fetish because of fucking vtubers. Its all Mio's fucking fault. Her art is too good.

>>102013637
Another 12 year old that doesn't know about adult life, tragic

>>102012528
That is $47,000 a month in memberships after youtube takes there $30% that leaves her $32,900 before taxes. Lets say she keeps that many memberships for 12 months she will have made $394,800 before taxes. But knowing how well she is doing her memberships will go higher. Plus you need to think just because only 9.4k is watching does not mean every member is so she could have 3 or 4 times that. Not everyone can watch it live. I would say she may make close to 1mil a month after youtube takes there 30% just form memberships alone. But we can never really know unless Gura tells us. But that is given Youtube is not taking more than the 30% but who cares she will get all my money when Superchats are opened.

>>102013685
Cereal cuts up my mouth too.

>>102013722
based for miosha
and the piss

>>102013722
Is are am there a crab version of this one yet?

Sure love gifted memberships

>>102013746
Superchats aren't being opened because of people like you. Save your money and buy merch.