Thread 102029529

How do we fix her?

By getting Gura back into Hololive. Which WILL happen in the future

I guess I have to be extra careful

Someone post the webm.

>>102029529 (OP)
Have her try using a dating app pretending to be a man.

thats the thing op you don't she's unfixable even fauna couldn't save her

>>102029569
All remaining myth members graduating is more likely

>>102030142
We're trying to fix her, not kill her

>>102029529 (OP)
Why is she still friends with this lunatic?

>>102030414
I have seen enough anime to know not to tell crazies to go away.

>>102030551
Just move without telling her

>>102030304
Lolno

>>102029529 (OP)
Never trust women.

>>102029529 (OP)
by taking away her feminine maid outfit and forcing her to be westernized korean bitch again

>>102031672
>How do we make a gay woman not gay?
>Make her be gay again

husband.
>yeah, me

>>102029529 (OP)
you don't, if someone said that to me I would marry her

>>102030278
>even fauna couldn't save her
that one Indo chick: "skill issue" **laughs in silent while feeding the korean vegetables**

>>102030414
Kronii is her prized imouto, she’ll never go away.

>>102029529 (OP)
You could tell the husband was weirded out. Here is what is think its gonna happen and kroniifags better get ready. She is gonna doing jokes like that, little by little make the husband more and more uncomfortable, one day she crosses a line, husband says it to Sally, Sally goes "yeah i get you", Sally starts distancing herself from Kronii, Kronii notices, biggest ever Kronii depression arc starts. Lets be real if your wife had a friend that said stuff like that you would be uncomfortable.

Make her play 50 rounds of Mario Party with Sally. Nothing destroys relationships like it.

>>102033966
Monopoly board game

>>102034135
Doesn't have rng mechanics that turn the game's favor as hard as MP

>>102032254
It was a weird thing to add, I am pretty sure she added that part at the end of the story in the midst of yabbing. But she should know that her audience is aware of how obsessed she is already with Sally, so she wouldn't logically need to say anything to support how weird of a statement she made. rrat time: It was her own husband's reaction.

Sally will adopt the daughter.

>>102029529 (OP)
Marrying (me) will fix her all she needs is a good husband and 3-5 children

>>102035402
The problem is we have next to zero idea what physically attractive qualities she likes in a man. Like obviously we know as a Korean she's vapid and will only take men with sub 12% bodyfat, but does she like them lanky or jacked? We don't know.

>>102029529 (OP)
I like this, instead of staying chaste or hiding a BF, she just says if her BFF wants you dead, she'll kill you even if you got all the way to marrying her.

>>102030586
She'll know.
Sally could try moving without telling Kronii and she'd end up discovering that one of the people they hired is Kronii.

>>102036788
which part of she's gay don't you get anon you will never be her type unless you got boobs and a vagina

>>102039209
There is another way actually

>>102029529 (OP)
Get a Sally skin walker in EN5 to groom Kronii into loving her instead,
im talking about some who will got to the level of RPing as Sally in the bedroom

>>102039209
Her and Vesper said otherwise.

>>102039209
Because she's a modern lesbian, not an actual lesbian.

>>102041156
Vesper was more of a woman than Kronii, only rivaled by Michael Cat and Magni

>>102041902
>has a massive gigacrush on her best friend
>the fauna/kronii falling out rrats
>not an actual lesbian
If she's bisexual, she at the very least, leans more towards woman than men.

>>102042132
She's just autistic

>>102031714
t. sally's son

>>102042132
>If she's bisexual
she's not, she's just straight

This is what an actual lesbian looks like

>>102029529 (OP)
Can you imagine if Sally had a little brother? She would've raped his brain's out.

>>102029529 (OP)
you can't fix her anon

why are western lesbians so mentally ill compared to eastern lesbians

>>102045097
Because Western ones are raised on tumblr while the Asian ones are raised on cute girls being cute

You can't. Sally though, I pity her.

Imagine marrying a nice person and then your best friend who is clearly gay keeps obsessing over you. Heart of an angel

>>102029529 (OP)
At some point Kronii will do or say something so fucking retarded that Sally won't want anything to do with her anymore, and when that happens, I'm afraid Kronii will actually, unironically kill herself.

>>102046164
As she should. She offers nothing to this world other than an expertise in meme fields like voice acting. On top of that, she is a radical feminist. She is one of the reasons why one of the most advanced countries in the world is dying out.

>>102045279
Asian girls cheat like crazy and they treat their husbands like walking wallets. In Japan, husbands actually have "allowance" that their wife controls.
I feel sorry for retards that fall for the "Muh Asian trad waifu" memes. Those are some of the most vile, cold, calculated and opportunistic whores ever.

https://youtu.be/uXm9EUH7DlE

>>102048928
Only cause the men there are dickless losers

>>102045097
western lesbians hate men, eastern lesbians don't

>>102048928
Sounds properly traditional. Women were always bankers, bookkeepers and accountants. The household accounts were always run by a good woman who knew the quality of wares and would supply her family with the best living they could afford. Surrending your wages to a loving wife and getting a pittance to go to pachinko when everything else is taken care of for you is the dream leisurely life of every gentleman.

Not familiar with Kronii lore, but does Sally know that her friend is publically obsessed with her while being one of the biggest vtubers in the Anglosphere? She's gossip fodder despite not even being a talent, it sounds awkward.

>>102045097
You just aren't paying attention if you think eastern lesbians aren't just as mentally ill

>>102029529 (OP)
Kronii should marry me and have children with me.

NGL this Sally shit seems completely made up. Probably an inside joke between her and her boyfriend.

Neither Lesbian nor bisexual, she's retarded and mentally ill.

>>102049800
based and true. I'd give all my wages to a cute asian wife who kept a nice house, had food on the table, and put out occaisionally.

>>102054728
Based on that Sally clip complication I highly doubt it. The second hand embarrassment when watching that is so strong

>>102046164
You say as if this is a bad thing. If Kronii kills herself, everybody wins
>>102054728
It's not. Kronii and Sally used to be besties and larped as lesbos, but unlike Kronii, to Sally that was just a phase.

>>102029529 (OP)
What are the odds they experimented together in high school?

>>102029529 (OP)
You don't. It's easy to tell that both Sally and her husband were weirded out by Kronii's bullshit and that they both definitely will split up with Kronii because of her actions. That dumbass is already going out of her way to cross the line every sane person would set. Eventually Kronii will either fall to more depression and will because full misanthrope or kill herself. Let her fall down the rabbit hole more and cross that line. I honestly hope she actually kills herself.

>>102029529 (OP)
Not at all? This gets more entertaining every day, needs more autofister collabs if anything

>>102058991
I honestly for realsies hope that you get your limbs chopped off and raped to death

>>102059147
Whatever you say, Kronii. I hope you either kill yourself for real or get husband that puts you into your place, but I'm pretty it's gonna be the former.

>>102045097
Eastern lesbians aren’t real

>>102045097
In east lesbianism is seen as additional sexual flavour thing, in reality eastern lesbos are bisexual. In west, lesbianism is mental illness.

>>102029774
i got you
https://files.catbox.moe/yoptbl.webm

>>102031749
Keep in mind that in your case it would be another dude

>>102048786
america was never advanced it was always a 3rd world shithole with deilusions of grandur and its dying because the citizens had sub temp iq and also buys into whatever their infulences and polticans tells them like the brainless retards they are they also never learn from history and are thus doomed to repate it

>>102062722
Wow so true and not buttblasted, ESL-kun. Anyway she is Canadian

>>102062722
I was talking about South Korea since she supported their radical feminist group that said men that get into politics should get their genitals chopped off. She liked/retweeted that a while ago.

>>102030414
I can unrionically envision Kronii threatening suicide if she tried to end things altogether.

>>102030142
She's already cucked enough, she doesn't need the reality check of what men dating life is.

>>102060166
I never understood when the other girls said she was funny but I totally see it now

>>102045279
A white person wrote this

>>102048928
Damn, this rings true for multiple WMAF couples I'm aware of (both content creators and IRL acquaintances). The wife does the finances.

Kronii would sell her body if Sally asked.

>>102030414
Out of pity

>>102054728
That would make Kronii the best fucking actress in the entire industry if pregnancy announcement was not genuine

>>102064818
she already did without her permission

>>102034281
>>>/v/

>>102062722
I sure do love repating history

>>102062722
Phenomenal satire

A dick but she's too gay

My god... A Sally thread and no yoptbl? For shame. This place used to have values and standards.
https://files.catbox.moe/yoptbl.webm

>>102045279
korean lesbians are far worse than anything you'll ever find on tumblr

>>102029529 (OP)
She is probably joking but it’s clear that she is obsessed with her. Sometimes we say how we truly feel and use jokes to mask it. Regardless… Kronii is very hot.

>>102045097
You've never seen discussions about yuri manga, have you?

>>102068162
She certainly remembers WAY more about the time they spent together than Sally does

>>102060166
I will never not feel pain from this

>>102060166
I will never understand Asians who want to immigrate to the West or vice versa. Or really immigrants to and from and country. Of course your children are going to end up miserable, they're not in their natural habitat anymore - literally or figuratively.

>>102074912
*any country
captcha PRAGNT

>>102062640
that's fine too, that kind of loyalty is hard to find
and nobody said anything about sex

>>102030304
Mori is going to outlast everyone

>>102030414
You know how women have a plan B whenever the guy they want to fuck or are fucking leaves them? same thing, except that instead of getting dick from her, she's promoted to rich''aunt kronii'', the aunt that will give her child expensive gifts because she is such a good friends, in hindsight it's genious because things like entertainment, a car, college or university will most likely be covered by kronii since she has the money to spend.

>>102029529 (OP)
>How do we fix her?
become her

I'm genuinely curious, why does she sound sarcastic all the time? Is is some kind of autism learning disability where she can't express emotions normally?

My cock inside her. There is no other way.
Before entering her she has to see me fuck Kaela and IRyS into submission.

>>102078768
Instead of resting bitch face she has resting bitch voice.
She has complained that her natural way of speaking makes her sound sarcastic which has gotten her in trouble many times.

>>102067904
It was posted

Kronii was made to worship bwc

>>102076181
This is the real big brain plan