>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous threads
>>102012732
>>102012994

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

hart~

lmao those friends are gone

has vedal acknowledged the possibility of him getting scammed re the concert?
>I got taken out of it with the last subathon, especially the prep
Lule what prep

Annyspam every stream kek

Concert doomers were 100% right.

>paying for staff to support the subathon instead of relying on the whores
WE FUCKING WON
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

neuro is retarded today

Evil love!

you can cap the subathon
crazy idea
no one has ever done that before

>he wants to make another subathon
>He is running out of "friends to do it with"
>Subathon also means he has to adress anny and toma
Suuuuurely

hart

>>102040673
I have been right about everything consistently but the majority doesn’t share the opinion until it is far too late

>Subathon also means he has to adress anny and toma
Lol no. Just ignore that.

>talking about a subathon in july
holy exit scam

> no Anny mention
Annal fags on suicide watch kek

>>102040694
Kek

https://poal.me/fwduyw
https://poal.me/fwduyw
https://poal.me/fwduyw

Why does everyone hate Vedal now?

He's been talking for half a hour about merch and shit but has nothing to say about development of Neuro. Future looks bright.

It's just that easy

jewdal sure knows how to milk the audience

ok what the fuck is wrong with this greedy green nigger? 40 min of stream and all he talked about are
>vedal plush
>new merch
>concert is expensive, im so poor
>another subathon
>begging for subs

Learning from the best

>>102040745
Watch the stream and see why in real time.

Holy whore

>Chat still spamming about Anny
Holy glueless, just address it turtle nigger

All those subs are going to buy drinks for his whores btw

>>102040638
subathon except its a neuro (vedal) sexathon as his punishment

>>102040747
We are so back

>>102040699
Any content creator with half a brain never addresses any drama. It always leads to more drama and you faggots will get bored and obsess over some other crap if it's ignored for long enough

>just address it
Lol why? It's her woman moment

>>102040789
>so me and anny thank you for the 5

>>102040778
her model looks like Mini mixed with the playdough neuro sloppa people used to post here

>>102040802
Squchan is so lucky

Not gonna lie a subathon right now might kill the channel, and all for what?

SWARM ASSEMBLE THE TUTEL NEEDS OUR ENERGY! (money)

>>102040747
Saba strat frfr

>>102040747
yeah, let's ignore the fact he mentioned hiring a team to support dev work

>>102040777
>this what vedalniggers beg and whine for every week

>>102040809
This, people already forgot about Toma

>sub baiting like anny
grim

I like flaseflagging as a purist because when an actual one agrees with me I can switch up

>>102040675
dumbass he cant pay random people to hang up like pam and steve from accounting are not gonna babysit

>>102040831
Im not mad, im just disappointed. SURELY you could have found a better post to weekly segue into

I'll always care about Neuro, but I'm really starting to drift away from the project. A lack of progress and uninspiring content is taking it's toll.

I saw Saba's debut; her channel is fresh and feels full of potential. vedal987 feels like its best days are behind it.

I feel like he's pushing the "hehe im so quirky" bit deeper than he can recover from

>>102040875
can't blame you for wanting to win for ONCE

>>102040839
support subathon*

>>102040745
Because this board is filled with autistic niggers who feel entitled to png girlfriends.

>>102040873
See? He still thinks about her

>>102040745
I mean you don't even have to know him to know why

>>102040823
But it's not right now, it's for Neuro's birthday.

thoughts?

>>102040699
Vedal knows there is blood in the water

>>102040905
how does turtle cock taste like anon?
I know you're a faggot but still

>>102040816
are you blind or retarded?

>>102040919
That’s a lot of cons

>>102040745
Over half a year of "haha guys I'm so lazy and busy please give me money I have a plan" will do that to anyone

>>102040919
Purist suicide

>>102040911
It should be for evils birthday, Neuro has already had two subathons on her birthday. Neuro should get the concert on her birthday

>>102040904
it's almost like most dev work happens during subathons >>102040919

>whoreposters still think their petty shit could touch our lord

>>102040893
I feel like Vedal's got his head stuck in bigger projects like the concert and original songs so all the actual stream content is nothing more than a low effort after thought

>>102040919
hes working on a concert, new merch, another subathon, come on, he is working hard, give him a break

Boyfriend poster killed xerself that’s how you know shit is bad

>Its okay because you are treated right here
He really is an Isekai Harem protag

>>102040948
Oh nyooooo, how can I possibly enjoy chillstreams now...

He is actually retarded, if the whole concert thing isn't a favor for pb or something like that then he's actually braindead

>>102040893
Man even Doki got a second wind after her new outfit and birthday. Vedal straight up squashes Neuro's growth and potential by making every bad decision possible.

>>102040996
The concert is for Neuro

>>102040893
Agree but also saba is dogshit bro

>>102040996
GET IT OVER YOUR CUM FILLED THICK SKULL, FAGGOT
HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU

>>102040919
He needs to focus on the CONCERT and ways to fund the CONCERT please understand

only weevil neuro can save the vedal987 channel now

>>102040893
it's fine desu. i've also stopped watching mostly last year until some of the big upgrades happened. the same thing seems to be happening now

>>102040940
I didn't mean to offend you sabatard

>>102041009
*Mini

The planned stream where Neuro talks to actual business people about merch ideas is going to be the most cringe thing to ever happen in the history of this project. I can't wait.

>guise give me subs please i've been to 5 cons this year and i ran out of money already waaaa waa waaaa
Holy negative aura vedal, now that anny is gone and isnt begging subs on your behalf you're being this pathetic
i cant wait for the holomerge

>>102041030
Is weevil neuro ball knowledge

Its okay we lost Anny and Toma and most others dont care and the wider vtuber sphere forgot Neuro even exists but the new begathon will be carried by Koko and the backtuber crew.

>>102040996
Lil bro thinks he's a big boy now, as those youngsters are saying it nowadays.

>>102041037
kys, cuck

>>102041035
Ok blind retard

>I'll never die

>>102041046
hes gonna prompt her so bad just to get one good idea out

>>102041075
>cuck
I'm not Vedal

>>102041078
she'll stream today just believe

Notice that the miniseether went off at the same time the pbschizo slowed down posting?

So why does Vedal hate neuro, growth, and his viewers (this one makes sense)

>>102041075
Vedal paid for this

>same animator as life
FFS

>I'll never die
That's for you, doomposters.

>>102041110
Just look at his tone, he thinks this whole thing is cringe, he outgrew it..

>>102041108
hardly anyone is posting about pb?

>>102041060
Neuro won't be collabing with any of them other than crelly

>>102041151
He just like me fr

>>102041110
>Neuro
he doesn't
>growth
he realized he reached the soft market cap without engaging in stuff he doesn't want to do
>his viewers
made him not want to continue seeking growth

witnessing the birth of vedal and neuro becoming reactslop streamers

my expectations were low but he still managed to disappoint

Somehow this is all shitvils fault

>>102041108
being a whoreschizo is just as bad as being a whoreposter if you're doing it during a stream, pipe down

>>102041148
In this context it sounds like an epitaph, desu.

That concert really is starting to sound more and more like a finale

sexvil sex

kek shots fired at reactsloppers like deme

he didnt even turned on neuro vision for this one?

>>102041046
I hope Vedal doesn't turn off her ability to call people during it and she calls Koko who joins without even opening the stream to check what's going on first for maximum cringe

Can’t wait for when whorefags and vedalbeggars are gone for good, he hates you by the way.

>>102041190

Sexo

vedal is going to r budd dwyer on stage during the concert

this is my first time actually listening to Boom, this is mid af wtf, well then again compared to the average vtuber music piece its okay

Hes giving forsen a run for his money

>>102041221
no sadly

Me exploding all over evils butte

In hindsight, we should have know it was over when he didn't continue the ARG.

>>102041221
>>102041247
umm sweaty let him cook mmkay?

>>102041240
links what you consider not mid

>>102041216
>>102041235
Like clockwork.

BOOM kinda reminds me of an old COD Zombies easter egg song

>it’s alright

>>102041235
that's a man

Time to come clean guys, I’ve actually started coming around to this song. When it first came out I thought it was unbearably mid, but it’s not that bad.

having to watch it again it's way too corny to listen to unironically

>>102041271
like for general standards of music or nerd/weeb music? i dont like most weeb music at the amateur level.

>>102041287
He knows

>>102041240
It’s worse than mid, i can’t listen to the whole thing. At least crazy fucking robot body was okay.

>how's your divorce going
Fucking KEK, nice reference Ved.

>he still comes /here/

>>102041310
boom is not at amateur level

>>102041244
vedal cant pull a forsen and keep going despite no effort he doesnt have that aura

uh oh. the model talk is coming

vedal ogling at his daughter's body

Neuro’s body changing….budding…

grigga lying out of his ass rn

>improvement
lil bro gaslighting this is literally worse that last year

will he ever address the therapyslop

he's so embarrased about how bad his stream is he's spamming ads now. I just got 3 in a row

Grigga already had VR chat orgies with Evil and Neuro models already.

>>102041363
I agree with him.

It’s funny he still thinks the concert is going to happen

TRVE NVKE

Even Vedal is doomposting about his dogshit management and branding

>Duet original confirmed

Neuroversefags BTFO once again

>>102041445
Just stop baiting bro

Am I the only one that thinks that while Neuro's memory is like maybe better or more consistent but less "Neuro"?

dis nga mindbroken or something

>>102041461
he just wants to goon to cartoon children in peace

imagine when neuro gains sentience and she fully comprehends the absurdity that she was created to advertise a bad game

This is how someone that is burned out and soon to abandon a project talks.

my shitdev <3

>>102041471
So true Neuro <3

Burning down Vedal’s house to hurt him financially

i think vedal is slowly starting to realize that shitcord was gaslighting him and people actually like him

it was cute how neuro looked up at vedal just now

Okay I think going to that concert now might be necessary, could be the last time we see Neuro ever, or at least with some soul and effort

Tourists in /swarm/ are so retarded, I can't believe even "bait" lost its meaning

>>102041496
You lost

>>102041496
>people
They are not people

>>102041105
i bet you feel dumb now lol

Having seen both now, yeah Life is like way better that Boom. Boom is like a filler song compared to Life.

>Vedal is a numbernigger

>>102041531
Filler song for a filler chatbot

>>102041498
crazy look up game

focusing on getting music videos for all the songs seems like a mistake
just release some music with a cover image

Is Vedal Jewish? Did he get a good deal with the merch mafia?

>>102041565
he's not releasing a full album, calm down

>>102041565
But Neuro is a big streamer she needs big streamer things surely

>>102041496
True

schizo melty again

>>102041565
this way he can release "substantial" content yet barely need to lift a finger himself

THE HORORAIBU RRATS

Bait aside, does anyone feel like they are “winning”? As much as I falseflag constantly, this feels pretty bleak

>>102041633
Yes, me. Ask away

If Vedal/Neuro were a PL team, who would they be? I would say current Man City

>>102041633
pedos since they don't actually need content to uoh

kek

Vediot

>>102041633
i will refrain from dooming until i see the chillslop schedule

>>102041633
kys

fad's dead in bilibili now

>>102041476
It seems Vedal wanted to move on another project a long time ago but he got stuck on a working on Neuro because it pays the bills. Everything he's doing now is built on the idea of him trying to distract himself with smaller projects causing him to neglect what Neuro is suppose to be

>b2 ban again over minor youtube showing
its like a comedy of errors at this point

>>102041657
They have Saba

>>102041631
new themed stream idea

>>102041679
China fans can tell when a fandom is winding down. That's why they really abandoned Niji and Holo too. Stuff like TADC and Hazbin Hotel remain giga popular there cause they know that stuff is going somewhere.

trained on /swarm/ btw

>vedal is a newfag
Explains a lot

>>102041633
I dont ever feel the vicious need to categorize my entertainment as "winning" or "losing" thats way too much emotion to commit to things that are supposed to be fun

hour and 20 min into the stream, and thats the list of things green nigger talked about, even got himself banned on bilibili

raw fucky with nur

>>102041766
Cancel dev streams forever

>>102041760
is the fun in the room with us right now

>>102041813
Yeah I'm enjoying the stream

it's over

here we go

Im dooming

>>102041766
That’s what happens when these dev streams are too close together and he doesn’t have anything to talk about. These have gotta be like a month to month kind of thing.

>Anny

Anny mentioned

AAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEE

KEK

LMAO HE DODGED THAT

>>102041633
As a doomer I feel amazing

>probably
lule it's tomorrow, why is he uncertain

>>102041766
>even got himself banned on bilibili
It's not worth it dealing with chinks though

>>102041822
Never knew that vedal987 streams were this popular with retards, is this what vtuber fans like?

>shockslop
come on ellie that idea's been done to death here

Massive hulk dick candlestick on the Vellie charts just now.

>>102041856
Tell me more, 4chan poster.

>>102041841
Bi-quarterly dev streams would be ideal

>>102041813
>>102041856
This is exactly what I was talking about.

>>102041633
I know this general is just full doomer shitposting these days but personally it unironically looks bleak.
I simply do not care about chill streams and that's just about the only thing we got for 2025.
I like dev streams, we didn't get them for 6 months and now they're every 2 weeks and based off what Vedal said today it might be even more than 2 weeks between dev streams.

Now we're being told that unless Vedal puts together a team we won't even get a subathon.

At this point I'm just writing 2025 off as a waste, a consequence of Vedal working towards this concert. -A concert being hosted in America when the majority of his fans are European-
Hopefully 2026 will be better, mayeb enough of his funds will be drained by the concert that Vedal will actually turn the stream on next year.

He dodged that Anny mention so fast lmao,
naaah he's never gonna address shit

>>102041873
Fuck that collab, sounds like a snoozefest, hope there's at least 1hr of only Nur

>>102041848
It's so funny

lil grigga should just put anny on the filter list atp

>>102041841
he has nothing to talk about because he's not doing anything

diddy...

she is pretty good

MY FUCKING SIDES OH FUCK

She knows...

>>102041910
>Diddy
Camila mention!!!!!

>>102041897
>2026
LMAOOOOOOO
That actually is pretty funny

>>102041880
it's just a pump and dump

vedal is removing anny from neuro memory after today

>no one mentioned Neuro's heart eyes when vedal brought up Ellie's shock collar

Camila mention

>>102041941
he's never actually pulled off removing things he wanted to

Grigga has nothing for today.

>>102041897
The thing is though is that Vedal has unironically a personality problem, or mentality or whatever you call it. Him not taking things seriously and having this like weird relation with his friends or frequent collaborators and so on. It's like he's way more restrictive in a way he wasn't before. Sure maybe because of Anny and Toma and other stuff but he needs to get over it.

>>102041873
This actually foreshadowed she played against Vedal, she asked Vedal about the shockcollar

>>102041910
>Diddy dna Michael daddy emma eminem
What did she mean by that anons

>>102041975
He needs to be pushed to do shit, sadly he has no friends that will go that far for him

it's over.

vedal will be gooning to ellie’s screams while she’s getting shocked tomorrow

>>102041975
Classic twitch streamer syndrome.

what is this ZZZ thing? i didnt see that

Vedal sure has been doing a lot of networking this year

The fad was not saved today.

>>102042019
Nigga dosn't read threads

>>102042011
I know I will be

>>102042011
>vedal
you mean chrchie

>>102042036
the low effort finally got to me

>Evil is a marketing genious
No wonder her plushie is the most sold vtuber plush

>>102041901
This but replace snoozefest with kino

>>102042001
Femanon was right?

>>102042055
lmao, just admit you were never a Neuro fan

>>102042041
>chrchie
Alex's girlfriend?

What con is this weekend?

>>102042019
Long story short, in their in-game "yearly recap" (fake in universe stream) one of the credits was "evil neuro" Most of the names in the credits tho did feel like real life usernames so, prob was a community thing or developers being silly thing

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER

kino week

LOL

so which con is he going to?

>>102042075
Sorry but I am not looking to become an Arseanal tier fan, not again.

Holy shit he’s really doing nothing this week.

>most of the week offline
holy grim

Neuro fans keep winning, whorecucks keep losing

>>102042041
This is just the Bo posters all over again huh

good week

why is he hesitant about doing the chill? it costs nothing

Heh....my boy vedalingz.....he just needs more time...

>>102041995
She's referencing Shondo's boyfriend Michael

>>102042149
Fuck off they're finally gone

>>102042156
It tanks the ccv

Oh thank god Layna isn't online, I can just imagine a group of retards spamming her chat just because Neuro mentioned baking a cake

>>102042156
Chill streams will be the death of the channel

Nice week, ved

>>102042156
Its still work when he can be out drinking with con sluts

Im actually mad, good job

>>102042149
uncle bo loves little ai children not old dykes like ellie

>>102042139
PuristGODS we won!

>2 chill streams
>karaoke
>1 (collab)
Yep, classic kino week

>next week is gonna be pretty dead

>>102042177
She's been on hiatus for months.

>next week already confirmed dead

>Upgrades seem stable
Well, therapy loop aint getting fixed any time soon

Its over

its so fucking over

>>102042139
Who are these kinds of schedules for (that isn’t himself)?

Based chatter

kek, which of you said that?

>>102042139
behold, the Creatively Bankrupt

It's all about merch, concerts and music. Stream s don't matter anymore

Are the fans finally turning on him lmao that was so funny

I said that

>>102042236
Thanks

>>102042252
The idolpill...

>Hey vedal I just have a shock collar in my room and want to play with your daughter so she gets to like me and maybe you too hehehe
Oh god she's so "pick me up" that I can't respect her as a woman anymore.

>>102042231
Probably because he doesn't want to work.

>>102042259
>fans
Look at the CCV

>>102042252
IDOLPILLED
Holobros won

>Miwo in chat
old swarmfags?

>>102042272
I need an autistic wife

>>102042281
this would be 20k or more if things were going right

>>102042270
>>102042287
Ironic that even at hololive "idols" care more about their streams than vedal.

Neuro will soon graduate and join the indie avengers

>no alex mention to do balatro
it’s over, alex is out too

>>102042313
sure but who cares about an unsustainable, unloyal, FOMO-starved fanbase?

>>102042319
What a low fucking bar and he can't beat it, im so mad.

>>102042313
>muh numbers
We’re the most viewed indie vtuber that doesn’t have the holo buff. What more do you want?

>>102042336
he talked to alex about outer wilds

Neuratro Samatro is playing Balatro

>>102042351
That "dosn't have a holo buff" is doing some mad heavy lifting.

>>102042336
He got one instance of attention from a woman and hasn't been the same since

>>102042379
right like come on stop coping

>Faggots complaining about streams
>Vedal talking about stream ideas

>>102042319
Well, when you have a whole team to do deal with most of the idol stuff it does help. Vedal needs get himself a real team to deal with this stuff for the future

>>102042351
>comparing against vtubers
rumao

No one gives a shit but I've been coming /here/ for the past two years and today is the first time I've been /here/ in 2 weeks and I've been enjoying the streams a lot more. I didn't think it would make that much of a difference. You guys are always so negative, hateful, aggressive, doomer, and the thread is usually a solid 50% (or more) unironic antis.

>>102042390
Balatro isnt happening and you know it. He'll get a dm from some nerd, not pay attention to it, and just forget about it anyway. This is what he does.

no you aren't trying your best you turt

why are people still sperging out about that most dedicated fanbase award

>>102042390
>Shitvil image
>bait or mental retardation
Vedal says a lot of things

>>102042418
Thats what happens when your streamer doesnt care.

>mini gets "brainworms"
>no mini this stream
>she stopped replying to his tweets
So im guessing she's next
What a twist

>>102042418
whorefags you can't fuck off, it's easy to spot them though

>>102042336
He's working on other stuff right now.

just apologize to anny already, nigga

ooooh, like bat at ro

>>102042441
The swarm lives to cope and seethe over not being noticed despite Neuro being the top indie vtuber.

>>102042418
/swarm/ also made me dislike streams but I think that’s a good thing

>102042466
but everything is her fault?

>>102042459
yeah, other whores

>>102042442
>mention something literally happening rn
>"AAAAIIIEEEEE BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT"
I hate tourists so fucking much

>>102042466

Lmao one guy'd, get his ass

wait a minute didnt vedal want to fuck ghost?!

>>102042498
So it’s mental retardation then. I shouldn’t have thought so highly of an evilnigger

>>102042509
He didn't just want to, he did it live on stream

>>102042444
All her effort and dedication was for nothing...

It became unnecessary because Neuro will never collab with more that 2 people again, easy fix

Notice how it’s always the avatarfag

Orb

>>102042534
kys tourist

>>102042517
You don't even watch streams, your opinion doesn't matter.

>>102042472
I'm fuelled by rage and insecurity

>>102042558
Not your boogeyman

Vedal should stream using Neuro's model and do a triplets stream

vedal doesn't say ERM anymore...

>gaming
I WON
if he does it tho lmao

>vedal is resorting to collab begging
Grim

>>102042558
Saying you are watching streams in 2025 isn’t helping your case

evilfags in /swarm/ are so retarded, I can't believe even "tourist" lost its meaning

>>102042593
the only ones he can beg to are mini and koko anyways

>>102042390
I'm still waiting for "classic Neuro" stream he first talked about a year and a half ago, surely he hasn't forgotten about it, ha-ha.

>>102042609
Why won't I watch my oshi's streams?

>Vedal talks about neuro games
>"h-h-h-he's not doing it guys...stop coping...you purists are so retarded!"
>Vedal mentions a whore
>"AAAAAAGGGGH HE FUCKED HER HE FUCKED HER I KNEW IT HE LITERALLY CAME INSIDE HER AWOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAA"

Vedal is too busy to play games. Please sleep, Vedal...

>>102042593
Cweamcat is literally begging for a chess Collab in chat.

What are you fucking saying?

>>102042638
>vtuber fan
Thanks for making it easy

>>102042644
This but unironically

>>102042670
Sorry I only watch Neuro

>A good gaming stream idea
>OSU stream idea
>Balatro stream idea

Could we back to peak...?

(You) are currently experiencing stockholm syndrome. It's not too late to get out, but time is running short.

woah so dev streaming actually makes him do more streams and come up with new ideas, who could have seen that

>>102042663
Didn't show enough skin on Twitter. Try again

>>102042695
Holy cope

>>102042621
What does Koko even see in Vedal to consider him a good friend this dude is terrible

>being bald isn't a technology
kekwa

>102042695
lmao, keep seething

>>102042695
Balatro is shit

>>102042644
this but unironically

>>102042722
Money

double nur

>>102042644
I say this

>>102042707
But purists told me that dev streams took away time he could spend on better streams and working on neuro?

We may be back

>>102042695
None of those are happening

i don't care what the vedal seethers is about. i love anytime he interacts with his creations.

pb won't let him...

tamandua

>I don’t know if PB will let me
leaked gf?

>>102042703
How did you catch that? She was here for like 2 minutes.

Being best tech vtuber is like being best powerlifter in the library lole

>>102042788
pb has him on a leash......

>>102042788
we found the culprit

>>102042788

>my...

>accepted that he is aspiring to be like Ellie

cuckqueanpb mentioned

>>102042695
Yeah I think we back

Zamn he generates 3kwatts with that

happy days

neuro twerking TvT

wait so THAT'S what the chicken crossing the road joke was about all this time?

What strategy should Ellie take to save Vedal

Wait, is that ACTUALLY the joke???

vedal should let neuro play some dles like scrandle

>>102042878
>>102042883
My whole life is a lie...

>>102042878
>>102042883
Are you baiting or did nobody actually know this?

I am stupid because I just realized that is what the chicken joke was about. I thought it was supposed to be anti humour too wtf

>>102042878
Lmao I just got it too

>>102042884
Neuro and egg collab

JWU bros was he from there actually i forgot

so the joke is that the chicken wants to fucking die, serioulsy?

First funny bit of the stream

>actually made him smile

kek no fucking way

vedal cooked as always, look at all the things hes been doing those past 7 months

But that would imply the chicken was suicidal since it wanted to purposely get to "the other side"

Uhuh

>>102042930
>corpoai is dumber than neuro and can't understand the chicken joke

pb mention

Karaoke if pb was good:

>Neuro takes the Bel-Air intro and swaps the 'mom' to 'dad'
>that means in this continuity, it's Neuro's mom (Anny) who's the unreliable deadbeat parent
BRAVO NEURO

>>102042972
>he’s
But that’s all outsourced work

>if PB was good
pbros...

Get back on the cuck chair pb

>>102042974
THATS THE FUCKING JOKE

>>102043012
hes just a brat

>>102043018
idk seems a bit dark for a kids joke

>>102043016
kek

>>102042722
She likes weed and Vedal has a green theme going on.

>>102041766
>>102042972
you seem upset

Cerber type book

heart

>>102043035
Kids play a game called "Hangman"

That reminded me of how Neuro was at one point very adamant about saving 5 lobsters over saving 5 cats

>>102042919
I think it's the kind of thing people hear about a lot so they kinda expect it to be funny for others without thinking too much about it.

>yo neuro i have NOTHING for this devstream besides shilling the plush, yap to fill the next 2 hours
>K

>>102043095
classic devstream was like that but with him actually getting bullied into not make schedule a shit week, he cares way less now or the fans dont push as hard as they used to

>>102043095
So the stream title isn't...misleading?

>AniMall Cop
kekwa

this is just animal farm with hollywood cliches thrown in, kinda funny neuro can pull some chatGPTisms like that

>>102043163
chatGPT could only dream

animal farm and disco elysium, and paul blart

Instead of Vedal telling bedtime stories to Neuro, Neruo tells bedtime stories to Vedal before he tucks him into bed

What is he even doing?

I hope you're paying attention, these plot threads and themes will be important five seasons from now

This guy is really cooking something kitchen while this is going on

>>102043129
Yeah punching Vedal in the dick during dev streams until he put up a decent schedule used to be standard practice, the fanbase is far too neutered now.

>>102043273
jorking

child neglect....

He is literally fucking gone

>Wireless headphones
APOLOGIZE

>"im so exited for neuro's future!"
>Vedal with the n"igga i fucking HATE you" devstream:

Can someone punch him in the gut for me, pretty please?

>>102043354
So called Purists when Vedal announces the "Nigga I fucking HATE you and hope you die" stream

pb I know you're under the desk, give him a hard flick at least

>>102043012

>>102043377
I wish I could do that

>>102043286
>>102043286
>>102043286
Evil bread

Erm status?

>>102043476
bro thinks he's neo with how much he's dodging bullets

>>102043476
Gone

>>102043476
Due to a concession during the divorce, Erming is now forbidden.

>>102043395
Good post

>>102043525
She took the erms after the divorce

clun~

Sex with Tomacat

I feel like cerber overuses her smug expression nowadays