Thread 102040633

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>What is /corpo/?
The number of vtubers managed by an agency ("corpos") or representing a brand ("mascots") has been growing recently. However, not all discussions can sustain individual threads. This thread strives to create a place to discuss the talents and mascots of corpo™s that are currently not discussed in other threads.

>Can I shill my small corpo oshi who already has a thread?
If your oshi gets talked about in a thread constantly, you may want to focus there! It's fine otherwise.

>Are former corpo talents allowed?
Due to the increasing number of graduated or retired talents, ex-corpo talents are allowed but please try to respect their other identities.

>Other Corpo Threads
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Previous thread: >>102020177

Every time I start making a thread

>>102040633 (OP)
Kanna's feet in my mouth

bloom is in menace fansly and ami got cucked

nice deflection

vampire slag
https://youtu.be/dFiBoCu_7zg
autistic slag & friends
https://youtu.be/RQ_-NThznHg
treadmill slag
https://youtu.be/7MdKHO2D-UU
bee slag
https://youtu.be/fC5BkkSJumg

>>102040733
>file.png
never change sentenno

>>102040705
Based Big Coach

>>102040633 (OP)
Based Glitchstars OP

>>102040733
had to switch to members so she doesn’t get outed

more slags
https://www.twitch.tv/veleck
https://www.twitch.tv/eirawoolcott

Thought we were done namefagging

>>102040902
get fucked

>>102040937
Why are you in a pissy mood today Cody did Nemo tell you to kill yourself again?

>>102040978
Didn't sleep good and the retarded maintenence people took forever to fix something I thought was going to be a quick simple cleaning.

I could have asked but those fuckers didn't even bother to tell me what the problem was. They hardly even talked with each other, it was fucking awkward.

Sentenno why...

>>102040852
>isreal
keked

>>102041345
Reminder that streaming Minecraft behind members paywall violates their TOS.

>>102041437
It’s true but they don’t care

>>102041345
idk who is more pathetic acti or mozu

>>102041437
what you gonna do timmy report her

>>102041600
acti is a nice whore and gets more views than mozzu

>>102041345
KEKED LMEOW

Details don't even make sense, not even a good schizo

>>102041956
>n-no I wont elaborate

>>102041600
How is Acti pathetic?

>>102041600
Acti doesn't deserve to be in the same category as Mozzu. She can't help that she's brown.

ami is horsin around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVkGAcV8zQQ

>>102041956
what doesn't

>>102042048
is she a whore?

Ami is a good girl
Acti is a good girl
Mozzu doesn't deserve to draw breath

>>102042086
Based

>>102042064
she wishes
she got drunk on stream and cried about how a guy she was dating would rather watch a bad movie than fuck her

>>102041956
She is the most Asuka woman I have ever seen

>>102042120
You know you're intentionally misinterpreting that situation Ol' Senny Boy

>>102042168
mozzu strikes me as the kind of woman who says she wont watch evangelion because "it's too casual" but also couldn't name you a more niche anime

I believe she’s watched as much Gundam as she has read 40k

>>102042120
no pussy compares to son of the mask anon

>>102042253
She really wants to be a hipster like certain other vtubers, but she will never be able to become as autistic dedicated to something like them

>>102042409
>hipster like certain other vtubers
which ones?

finally, a good vtuber is streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/hemmingbelle

>>102042996
stupid name

>>102043019
what name would you have chosen for her?

>>102043184
doxedbynemo

>>102043184
Cumslut

>>102043236
kek
>>102043245
*yawn*

>>102043236
good one

>>102042120
ami keked by son of the mask

I wanted to watch new Vallure girl play Bloodborne but she is just milking herself...

>>102042168
compare that girls body to pictures mozzu has posted herself, they aren't even similar

>>102044733
mitekekcope

>>102042120
bloom favorite movie is son of the mask

>>102044733
Sentenno cope

>>102044598
lore accurate

where was she on this scale again??

>>102044733
she looked pretty cute. you sure it isn't her?

>>102044976
fatrumi is the orange one

>>102044976
Around 34 bmi right?

>>102045043
Hot

This "fat" meme needs to end. Pretty much every vtuber is a tiny slim asian who needs to be reminded to eat

>>102045332
LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>102045332
shut up yura, you fat pig

>>102045332
average /vt/ user when a woman weighs more than 45 pounds

rest your tits on my face yura you fat cow

>>102045332
Ferumi is bostonian.

>>102045332
lardtuber cope

>>102044733
they couldn't be more alike

If there are any chubby asian vtubers please link their channels so I can avoid them. Even better if they have big tits.

>>102045746
You mean worse

>>102045332
you are bloom

>>102045593
Ferumi is adorable

>>102045866
she's round like a hot hair balloon

after the bf yab they can barely give her away

Shibi live and she HORNY honry

>>102046127
Wasn't that before the bf yab?

>>102046193
That’s LA, AX was last weekend

lol sorry that a screenshot of a vtuber standee auctioned off at a panel for vtubers isn’t on topic for a vtuber board. sorry your pickme cucked you

>>102046127
>>102046304
Based jannies decided bf-having whores don't belong on /vt/.

kwab

>>102042120
timestamp?

>>102046393
“people are coming”
I bet.

>>102046393
>>102046435
Good for Sapple kek

>>102046182
another raped whore with a bf yab

I miss the dedicated /vag/ threads. What happened?

>>102046718
They are on 8. The smart threads never came back.

>>102046718
They couldn't handle the bantz and we're defeated by one (1) schizo

>>102046718
too many people went off to whatever the other site is and the only people left were schizos like the icey schizo whose obsession with hating her ruined the threads that tried to get revived

any itsi fans who know if she has done mature content after eien died

>>102046718
they cucked out and shibi yabbed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7mu-GM0_Z0
Ceru playing Bloodborne

>>102046999
only for r*z**l

>>102046999
she doxed blaise

>>102045593
>>102045866
Ferumi's birthday is tomorrow

>>102047065
Boring whore

>>102047109
she will pig out on a cake

>>102047065
She is pretty good at the game, must have played Elden Ring or something. Or I just suck at video games compared to her.

>>102047103
that was nemo the doxchad

>>102046999
here and there, you can check her twitter

Imagine being a mite and finding out the reason Mozzu has taken 8 months to sign the dakis is because she was too busy edating a snake cosplayer

>>102047257
but mites like to watch

>>102047257
>a snake cosplayer
you wouldn't date a quiet, meryl or raiden cosplayer?

>>102047312
That's not even the real snake.

>>102047012
if u watch fansly creators and dont expect them to have bfs idk what to tell you, ppl treating whores like gfe is some of the most retarded shit ive seen. love menace but ppl using her as gfe is crazy to me, shes a good whore just like the vallure girls and any other vtuber out there really, but even more so for the fansly types

>>102047312
>or raiden

>>102047312
She doesn't know who those characters are
She only called herself a big fan, sang the MGS meme songs at concerts, tried to stream MGS, gave up in 30 minutes because the controls, and blamed chat backseating on ruining it for her. You know standard Mozzu experience
Retro gamer btw

>>102047012
What the fuck does that mean?
>>102046791
>>102046957
How sad. They should come back.

>>102047644
>They should come back
>giving a (You) to the schizo in the same post
baffling

tomoe's voice is very jarring in these duets

>>102048059
cargays got turbocucked last month

>>102047644
Look at the state of this site. Why would anyone come back?

>>102047602
to be fair, i'm pretty sure she got to psycho mantis, and mgsfags are some of the worst backseaters and spoilers

>>102048111
the latest stream i found she got to the harrier fight with liquid and mono raided her just before (cute)

>>102048393
>mono
swirldrop used goods

>>102047257
>edating
anon...

>>102047012
>shibi yabbed
What?

every girl talked about in this thread is a whore
no exceptions

>>102048993
Male voice in the background

>>102049065
your mother
your sister(s)
your cousin(s)
your aunt
your grandma

>>102049141
That turned out to be a neighbor breaking into her house to welcome her into the neighborhood after she had moved according to what Shibi said so a misunderstanding not a yab

>>102049209
my point still stands

>>102049211
>a neighbor breaking into her house to welcome her
Just what kind of shithole does she live in that a person can break in like that?

>>102048993
male voice on stream

>>102049211
pathetic damage control considering she's allegedly a survivor and locking her house would be muscle memory at this point

>>102049211
>shit that didn't happen

maybe when mozzu tells the truth about her bf she can tell us about the coughing guy

*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for a neighbor to break into her home with the intent to welcome and befriend.
Why doesn't Shibi own a gun?

>>102049623
why did this happen exactly after she moved across the country for whatever reason

>>102049211
dyrbi

Manifesting Mozzu defaulting on her mortgage after cucking her fans with her bf yab

Minto is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwJ9tLCyew

>>102049908
>3k for a return stream
holy fall from grace
unironically mogged by the phasetranny

>>102049971
that's 3k without bots. phase viewbots.

>>102048541
trannies really live rent free in your mind huh

>>102049971
(EN) Vtubing is in recline.

>>102051068
plapped by german greynames at dokomi

>>102051068
I guess this is better than white woman music. We really don't need another espresso cover or more weebshit flavor of the month viral tik tok cover.

>>102051601
keked lmeow

BREAKING NEWS

>>102053063
hm??

grim

he's sperging out

Holy shit this image is way too erotic for 4chan

>>102054263
As expected of the 20k men Vtuber

>>102054047
Who?

>>102054263
I thought the frills beneath her panties was rainforest pussy and now I'm sad it isn't

>>102054380
you dont wanna know

>>102054380
Nigga Bloom

>>102040733
she just completely ignored it, huh

>>102055337
Shameless

>>102055337
I dont even watch Mozu but honestly based for ignoring an ARS superchat

I will be the one to save Meimi's eggs

>>102055980
holy fuck that cutout for her thigh mole
but imagine how much more sexo she would be if she was perflat

Why are schizos seething about Mozzu now?

>>102056091
a schizo showed one of her fans going out with a shirt that looks like one she got through throne
she ignored a red supa with the handle of the schizo and some bullshit to get her attention and she ignored it so at the very least she knows his name from memory

>>102056171
nails and hair are more of a smoking gun than the shirt is tb desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T745NWexZDU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T745NWexZDU

no good streams today

>>102056873
Yeah it is a whore kind of day

>>102040733
>>102056887
>Same schizo
Noooooticing

imagine what babymimi could do with a good 3d model

>>102057057
Be another menace?

>>102057159
>Be another menace?
>Doesn't know about her alt

Meimi Sex! Meimi Sex! Meimi Sex!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyqpP4DRfGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyqpP4DRfGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyqpP4DRfGs

>>102057367
>>102057267
SCHIZO FIGHT SCHIZO FIGHT

Recently I catch myself muttering "Mozzu's mortgage" out of nowhere and it just brightens the rest of my day

So that's it, huh? We're some kind of keked lmeows?

>>102058324
always have been

>>102058324
you should just end it man

>>102056887
what's wrong with zeli? i love the way she talks, so cute

>>102058460
she is a grifter but you are better off not knowing

>>102058377
Vtubing moves towards cucktubing just like the universe moves towards entropy.
Getting cucked by the girls you love is inevitable and it will happen to you.
The question is will you fight or will you perish like a keked lmeow dog?

This guy reminds me of chinese shitposters with how stupidly poetic he gets about random shit, that would actually explain a lot.

Meimi is fucking me through the screen

>>102058790
me on the bottom

>>102058745
>You must adhere to the posting standards and talk like a mouth breathing retard that chokes on his own spit
Get a kurt kobain mouthwash you flaming homosexual.

>>102058899
Looks like I hit bullseye

>>102058642
the only way out of this dilemma is to simply not see them as object of your love and affection but instead as entertainers, as they are, it's that simple

>>102056091
She overshared and someone noticed it lined up with a fan's contrip
>Mozzu said she had to do a long drive
>Drive lines up with con's date
>Mozzu said she tried out a cigar
>Fan was in a snake cosplay with a cigar
>Mozzu got clothes and nail polish from throne
>Fans date had the same clothes and nail polish
>Fan posted his own hands and his date's hands holding ice cream cones
>Date's hands and Mozzu's hands look similar
and the funny one
>Mozzu gave a one emote reply to the fan tweeting his date pics like she was pissed

>>102059005
and the heartbreaking one, sentenno oblivious to the entire exchange
(oshi hop where you know you belong senny, we're waiting for you)

if mites don't have the balls to unsub I hope they can at least understand that they should stop supporting her financially and on throne

>>102059005
none of this bothers the mites btw

>>102059005
the last one really stands out since she rarely responds to fans when the tweet has nothing to do with her

>>102058964
did sapple do this to be where he is?

>>102058642
We have abolished the creation of soul gems for a more humane and efficient way nya~

>>102059267
would

>>102058964
Would Sapple be where he is if he did this?

>>102059005
The funny thing is sapple is one of her mods too but you wouldn't know because she has mods use different accounts for it

>>102059221
a mixture of that and simping yeah, think of exchanges with women sort of as really arbitrary QTEs

>>102059301
You wouldclike to join us nya?

>>102059331
with big claims come big proofs mr redactanon

>>102059331
>deleted
Uh oh

>>102059221
well he certainly must've been more non-chalant about his attraction than the average super fan

>>102059005
don't forget that the entire reason why mozzu made the fitness account was to find out who the decent looking mites were

purr purr purr :3

>>102059173
Nah fuck off we're full, we have enough schizos as it is

>>102059512
That's a bullshit excuse because obviously a lot of us are incredibly attracted to her hence we spend all this time and money on her

>>102059184
Mozzu has done so much unicorn grifting
Mites aren't going to forget her pretending she's lonely and single to trauma dump on them anytime soon
They're probably privately seething about being used as emotional tampons while being sat in the cuck chair kek

>>102059607
The strongest mite (in her eyes) won. The race is over, anyone supporting her after this is a cuck.
She made her choice.

>>102059607
no probably about it. she won't be able to use the 'tee hee not like other girls' bit anymore after she's outed as having private liasons

>>102059589
yeah but be like chill about it man, if you want to seduce her.
If you want to save yourself from heartbreak then simply see her as an entertainer and that's it

>>102059607
most dont know

>>102059607
yet, they still watch

>You now will remember that time Mozzu suddenly nuked all her ASMR streams unprompted randomly for no reason
I found the reason kek

This all started after she switched to private replies through maros btw
She wasnt into makeup and doing her nails and her hair and going out and dieting before that

*nuzzles your face*

>>102059665
kek

>>102059763
the funniest part of her "girlification" arc is that she was girlified into exactly the kind of whore everyone hates

if you're not physically attractive, you're ngmi

what the fuck is this

>>102059776
*pushes you away*
not now kyubey

>>102059784
>she was girlified into exactly the kind of whore everyone hates
including herself lol

>>102059791
You can make it with shitloads of money but then you'll get gold diggers like shee.

>>102059797
this place has unofficially been /vdere/ since autumn of 24

>>102059813
apparently she's okay with it, fuck you got mine I guess

>>102059813
She only hates it when *other* women do it
This also applies to all her other moral standpoints

>>102059742
holy shit, it's all making sense

she did say she wanted to get back to doing asmr. probably have to have the themes greenlit first

>>102059791
all men can improve to at least a 7 good enough for most girls

>>102059846
that's so fucking sad man, the real /corpo/ died last winter

Remember when she seethed for 20 minutes about menace "doing porn with her body" and then posted a picture of herself in underwear in her alt (where only sapple and 20 other innercircles were allowed)? I remember

she kept complaining about all the times menace was making a ton of noise, I wonder how often she was having esex and menace was too polite to complain

>>102059885
this and it's not even cope. just don't expect a 10 if you do max out there and don't have anything else to raise your value (money, prestige, even just being outgoing)

>>102059878
oh wow recreating the emozzu asmr for the new mites and acting like it's a new stream. Recycling content is very on brand

>>102059918
Crazy how inner circle alts always devolve into the same shit. It's always trauma dumping and fleshposting.

>>102060004
that's probably what she'll do, explains the focus on the 'get to know me' shorts. she knows all the old regulars are going to leave so there's a fresh batch to grift on

>>102060004
I wouldn't put mozzu above re-streaming the vod

>>102059846
I actually genuinely don't know what happened because I kind of stopped watching small corpos around that same time (september-ish) and at some point I came back and now it's always like this. It was a nise thread...

>>102059951
I used to think Mozzu was kinda based when the internet in her and Menace's apartment conveniently went out whenever Menace wanted to stream (the router was in Mozzu's room).
But as it turns out Mozzu was just a petty hypocrite who was jealous of the money she was making.

>>102059966
yup, agreed

don't hate on inner circles, just get your game up and become part of the inner circle, it's all fair game from there

>>102060135
It's not worth listening to them complain about petty stuff every single day just to have some pics and attention seeking tweets once every couple months when they're ovulating.
Inner circle alts aren't that exciting.

>>102059742
this, and the sudden appearance of vague lovey dovey messages that can be directed to the fans as a collective, but can also be directed to a specific individual, are the best indication that your oshi started dating someone that knows about her vtubing gig

>>102060197
Sapple is pipping down his oshi in their new place as we write this, anon

>>102060031
>she knows all the old regulars are going to leave
It's going to be hard but it's the right thing
I really can't believe she did this, or that it's finally happened
We had so many fun times in the past
I haven't felt this betrayed since my dad walked out when I was 13

>>102060048
it's simple
Here goes the story of how this thread died:

The total collapse of most of the small corpos in late 2024 to early 2025 made this thread's regulars leave, /kawaii/ died right at the same time a schism in /vrt/ was happening (over Mozzu).
An so, abusing our good customs, the schizos arrived to take refuge to shit up the place and slowly, through their insidious ways, try to supplant and impose their "culture" (unicorn/gachikoi) and psyop people into believing this was always the norm, along with bloomposting and so on.

>>102060279
I knew it'd end eventually but I always figured she'd take that manager role and then get a bf. Doing it this way seems so cruel, especially for someone like her.

>>102060310
this was always a unicorn thread.

>>102060310
based provd cvck

>>102060386
kill yourself

>>102060310
It's insane how like two mentally ill people destroyed multiple threads forever

I cant believe mozzu and menace did that

>>102060440
don't forget a complete lack of moderation!

>>102060440
I think it's about 3, 4 if you count Cody, but he's more like the resident endearing retard

>>102047602
>sang the MGS meme songs at concert
You don't think she sang it for Sapple do you? I always kinda thought it was for me and the couple other guys that begged her to play those games

charzu cute

>>102060031
Now that she can't grift unicorns anymore the 180 on all her strong vtubing opinions she uses to shit on other vtubers is going to be so funny

>>102060518
Endearing? You think so?

>>102060536
it was for all of you, after all you all are her collective boyfriend, of course only one gets to rail her, but it's in the name of you all!

>>102060518
Cody was horny earlier trying to get some erp going and you heartless monsters ignored him.

>>102060573
I like to fuck with him, idk I'm lowkey evil for that but I find it funny
>>102060579
baka no femanons to post his hands for this time

>>102060579
Is that why /vrt/ called him a freak?

>>102060610
Yeah he likes to erp on 4chan.

>>102060579
I hould join a discord sever if I want that

>>102060497
notice how half this thread is gossiping about the private life of Mozzu and the other half is calling Ferumi and others fat, but supposedly:
>Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances ("IRL").

>>102060610
the erp, the emailing chuubas, the posting his hands to seduce femanons, he's got it all
>>102060639
hi cody!

>>102060645
the jannies like to watch

like 70% of mozzu's streams are zatsu, her life is her content

>>102060645
kekbug you need to let go the last time someone called your oshi fat was like 150 posts ago. That hardly counts as half the posts in this thread.

>>102060668
How's your day been meow?

>>102060536
She did it because singing a meme song from a video game she never played (and thus didn't understand the meme) was easier than being creative in a vtuber debut
Although I'm sure if you asked Mozzu she'd tell you watching all the cutscenes for MGS3 is basically the same as playing it like with DMC or Neptunia

>>102060668
> the posting his hands to seduce femanons
That was so fucking bizarre. He was hanging out on /nijien/ trying to get some black pussy by posting his hands.
Make it make sense.

>>102060645
ferumi being morbidly obese is about her streams and content since she showed her sausage fingers on stream

>>102060686
90% of that is the same stories over and over and at least half of them are about how she is so much better than the rest of her family

I don't want to say what I'm thinking because it will just seem like a cope but it would be funny if any of the mites that have a public crashout about this end up regretting talking about it

>>102060704
it's been swell cody, good to see you here

>>102060738
You don't need to be rude about it though. Do you really not care if girls come here and get their feelings hurt?

>>102060777
> Do you really not care if girls come here and get their feelings hurt?
no

>>102060777
she's hurting herself by being so fat, it's not healthy

once they add ozempic to throne
...you're going to see some serious shit

harassing vtubers by gifting them ozempic on throne

>>102060753
Happy to hear you're doing good. Has it been a fun day a chill day, or like something else?

>>102060794
Why so cold?

>>102060807
It's true that it's not healthy but that doesn't mean she deserves to be treated with hatred.

>>102060837
>>102060850
Please do not

>>102060735
You visit NijiEN too, so which of their girls do you like?

>>102060794
They obviously couldn't give two shits less about ours

I also would like to say that my logic for posting my hands was because there was already so much lust over NijiEN guys doing handcams, which made me think "Hey, this might interest some of these girls."

>>102060743
oh come on anon
Don't you want to hear about her drug addict schizophrenic sister or her brother that is a gross incel for not dating the first girl attracted to him not like the other girls btw
She's SOOOOOO much better than them for being a self employed vtubing streamer girlboss glorified ebegger
How about the story of her mom's vague details of being a glowy?
How about her dad being an abusive drunk?
How about 1 of 10 stories from when she was in school and was totally gifted and super smart Mozzu dropped out of college lol since school was the only time this neet loser had enough social interaction to draw stories from?

>>102061131
oh my fucking god lmao nigga thinks he's vox akuma

>>102061216
Why do you like Vox Akuma?

>>102060610
wasn't that you skinwalking since you got banned and all your posts in several threads went poof

>>102061256
Because of his high level of expertise in the realm of cinema

>>102061604
I'm not trying to be like anyone else.

>>102044733
>this anon has never seen girls with A cups boost themselves up to D with socks

>>102047735
>baffling
the word you're looking for is samefagging

>>102061131
Have you given vtubing (as in doing it) a chance?

>>102062334
I have not, although I have gave it consideration.

>>102062369
I'll be 100% but if you want a women's attention try it, I did and my first loyal watcher was a girl that was also a vtuber

>>102062424
Whoa, you serious?

>>102062435
I'm being 100% honest, got her discord and everything

>>102060870
you're also obese, cody

>>102062526
That's really cool. Do you still stream and do you still talk with her?

>>102060497
>complete lack
nah, they snipe you if you talk shit about their oshis or if you mention them by name

>>102042253
She would make fun of evangelion and when asked what's bad about it she would say
>It's reddit. Redditors like it so it's bad
instead of
>It's overly nihilistic and has nothing to say other than fiction characters in mecha anime don't act or react realistically

>>102062537
You assume this based just on seeing my hand?

>>102062546
I do stream but I don't talk to her anymore, not my type of person to pursue anything with, point is, you should try it

>>102062603
Thanks for the advice man. I hope your streaming continues to be successful.

>>102062574
>It's overly nihilistic
The whole premise is that Shinji's nihilistic attitude is actually bad and detrimental, so much so that his unwillingness to be open and vulnerable to himself and others around him leads to the end of the world

>>102062587
I've never seen your hand thank god, you told me you were obese.

>>102062666
I have described myself as fat

>>102062646
Shinji should have become a vtuber

>>102062690
when an anglo calls themselves fat I know they're actually obese, that euphemism is just too common from you guys.

>>102062806
I need to flaten and tone my gut, build arm muscle, and get my ass smaller. My legs are thick but strong (leg press 400lbs)

Nothing can change my face though

>>102063078
a surgeon can or a well-aimed kick can, too

>>102062976
>leg press 400lbs
that would only be impressive if you were thin, but you walk around with a ton of excess weight, of course your legs will be stronger than average

>>102063254
Good point obviously

Cody will /become/ a bloom

>>102063500
per tradition he should /become/ Lamy

Thinking about taking a hot air balloon ride and jumping

>>102063945
ferumi is the hot air balloon

>>102064012
not funny

>>102064143
keked lmeow

Watching her right now

I really love when she sings random tunes and every dumb sound she makes. The voice she has when she says "have a good night" and "what does that mean?"

>>102060310
/pkg/ isn't dead, they just moved to the other site since the thread is slow enough for it, and the schizo gets banned instantly there

>>102064252
almost one month long threads over there, functionally dead and exiled lmeow

>>102064306
that sounds normal when one subhuman isn't making 300 of the posts in a thread by themselves

>>102064336
but that's exactly what happens over there now, you can see the IDs and it's like 3 people with 90% of the posts (1000 posts to archive a thread)

bat news
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