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Anonymous No.102052129 >>102052570
/swarm/ - Neuro-sama General
>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous threads
>>102043286
Anonymous No.102052555
Anonymous No.102052570 >>102052600 >>102056025
>>102052129 (OP)
we will never see this neuro outfit again
Anonymous No.102052600 >>102052707
>>102052570
boyfriend
Anonymous No.102052647
Sex with Toma
Anonymous No.102052707
>>102052600
Fuck your boyfriend nigga
Anonymous No.102052794 >>102052942 >>102059194
So why was vedal begging for subs during the stream?
Anonymous No.102052815 >>102052836 >>102052870
Anyone but Camila
Anonymous No.102052836
>>102052815
you haven't confirmed the kill yet, don't jinx it by moving on
Anonymous No.102052863 >>102052918 >>102059230
im going to probably try to make a new LoRA and see how it goes.
feels like im just hoping for the right "number" for merging more than actually learning anything
night /swarm/ yes the dress is clipping through the hammock
Anonymous No.102052870
>>102052815
Should've said "Anyone but Mimi"
Anonymous No.102052918
>>102052863
how bout learning how to draw, slopper
Anonymous No.102052942
>>102052794
He wasn't necessarily begging, he was trying to do a bit of that he's clearly lying to Neuro to why he can't pay her but because people start subbing while he kept up the bit going thanking people for subbing while lying to Neuro it just didn't come off all that well
Anonymous No.102052952 >>102053051
I'm glad some "people" are starting to get it into their thick skills that this is how things are now.
Anonymous No.102053008 >>102053185 >>102053745 >>102054376
Alternate reality dev-cerber would not go to every con and be a total whore btw
Anonymous No.102053051
>>102052952
Can we stop posting that image of the sea turtle, bro does not deserve that. Vedal model isn't even of a sea turtle
Anonymous No.102053185 >>102053692
>>102053008
Would she still be as disturbingly fake as real cerber?
Anonymous No.102053446
>17 posts
>only 2 about neuro or evil
Grim.
Anonymous No.102053505
[-]
Anonymous No.102053646 >>102053662 >>102053731 >>102053910
https://x.com/waifu19738/status/1942058709628162448 vedal pov, any other shipfaggot is delusional
Anonymous No.102053662 >>102053755 >>102054433
>>102053646
Anonymous No.102053692 >>102053734
>>102053185
Yes, her "wholesome cute anime girl" personality would be our vedal's "nonchalant" equivalent.
Also there would be 9 "secret bf" rrats per day
Anonymous No.102053731
>>102053646
Vedal is so lucky... And straight up evil.
Anonymous No.102053734
>>102053692
Hell
Anonymous No.102053745 >>102053855
>>102053008
evil cerber would be straight
Anonymous No.102053755
>>102053662
the good ending
Anonymous No.102053855
>>102053745
Evil cerber would be a virgin
Anonymous No.102053865 >>102053901
Evil cerber is cerber but unironically
Anonymous No.102053899 >>102053947
https://x.com/scubaryan_/status/1942221389693338058
this just appeared on my tl from ishowspeed, first stream back on twitch
>13k average
>21k peak
>50k followers
>1k subs
this just seems almost like a regular dev stream, how is this high for the people in the comments?
Anonymous No.102053901
>>102053865
Kek true
Anonymous No.102053910 >>102054065 >>102054215 >>102054445 >>102055507
>>102053646
if mini is in fact depressed over being lonely this art might cause her to rope unironically
Anonymous No.102053947 >>102054171
>>102053899
wasn't he multistreaming?
Anonymous No.102054065
>>102053910
That or make her go back to triying
Anonymous No.102054109 >>102054139
Anonymous No.102054139
>>102054109
The one piece of art that ruined it all
Anonymous No.102054142
heart
Anonymous No.102054171
>>102053947
yea his core audience is in youtube, but even so, it seems quite low for a return to twitch stream
Anonymous No.102054215 >>102054277 >>102054319
>>102053910
I thought women liked being alone when they were sad or something
Anonymous No.102054277
>>102054215
Being alone is not the same as being lonely
Anonymous No.102054291
we need to actually rape vedal to teach him a lesson
Anonymous No.102054319
>>102054215
Many girls say they do but usual it's the opposite with them actually wanting some company
Anonymous No.102054376
>>102053008
so exactly like vedal
Anonymous No.102054433 >>102054452 >>102054525 >>102054569 >>102054679 >>102054818 >>102054870 >>102058833
>>102053662
reminder that mini is woman child that stays in her room all day playing ff14 and ordering uber eats
Anonymous No.102054445
>>102053910
olette its your time to be the manipulative rebound again
Anonymous No.102054452
>>102054433
the perfect wife for vedal
Anonymous No.102054505
>see mini? i told you all men were exactly like that
>now get back to patreon so I can pimp you out again
Anonymous No.102054525
>>102054433
Mini is femanon...
Anonymous No.102054569
>>102054433
cuckqueanpbcore
Anonymous No.102054679
>>102054433
Uhh based
Anonymous No.102054818 >>102054949
>>102054433
And she still looks better than 80% of the neuroverse and orbiters
Anonymous No.102054870
>>102054433
this is bad how?
Anonymous No.102054871
https://forms.gle/MFHMjmz7vFfvYjK59
Anonymous No.102054949 >>102054982
>>102054818
Literally only because Toma is out and everyone else is either chubby or 30+
Anonymous No.102054982
>>102054949
This just wrong but ok
Anonymous No.102055010 >>102055040
ngl the story of vedal is like a vtuber version of breaking bad
Anonymous No.102055040 >>102055067
>>102055010
Who is who in the story?
Anonymous No.102055067 >>102055350
>>102055040
Anny is Jessie definitely
Anonymous No.102055099 >>102055167 >>102055243 >>102055317 >>102055344 >>102055808
>>102050686
The fact that Layna has been so silent on everything Neuro related recently has me worried she really did find out about the Anny stuff and cut ties with Vedal or something. She was one of the few people that I could see setting Vedal straight.
Anonymous No.102055167
>>102055099
This is a Shakespearian tragedy, any attempt to set vedal on the right path will just barely fail.
Anonymous No.102055243
>>102055099
She tweeted about Evil's new song and made joke on how did Vedal survive getting flipped by filian. She probably on good terms with Vedal but probably don't talk a lot especially since she's on break from streaming right now
Anonymous No.102055260 >>102055325 >>102055351
Don't worry, this is all leading up to a bittersweet season ending where neuro leaves behind all her old friends to porsue a new life! It's all gonna end up fine, we are gonna live through this, we will miss them, all of them, but it's gonna get better
Anonymous No.102055317
>>102055099
Layna is more pro-Vedal than pro-Anny
Anonymous No.102055325
>>102055260
I said this 3 months ago
Anonymous No.102055344 >>102055467
>>102055099
I don't think it's anything like that she just lost interest in the whole thing after the subathon
Anonymous No.102055350
>>102055067
I feel like Filian fits Jesse much better, being a white wigger and all. Anny is clearly Skyler.
Anonymous No.102055351
>>102055260
Actually don't you know, the Neruo show is episodic. Every new season the writers need to get rid or restart process for next season to work
Anonymous No.102055467 >>102055666 >>102055715 >>102055808
>>102055344
Nah I think there's something going on. Layna was always talking about how sad she was that after all this time she still didnt have a group to belong to, and even the old groups she did belong to cut her own or were consumed by drama. She was very happy about Neuro and even though Vedal was always saying he didnt care, she believed in him and wanted to be part of the Neuroverse and see it grow. Lately she really doesnt seem to believe in that much more. I dont think she knows about the drama that much but she is old enough that she can read the room and know where this is going.
Anonymous No.102055505
Koko could save Vedal if she wasn't a lesbian.
Anonymous No.102055507
>>102053910
>if mini is in fact depressed over being lonely
I never said she was depressed nigga, she was just bored
Anonymous No.102055666
>>102055467
It seems like whenever a girl around vedal gets sad something terrible happens afterwards
Anonymous No.102055715
>>102055467
That's not really her having problems with Vedal but more realizing that relying on finding a group like this though streaming is not helpful. It's definition of growing up something many people can't seem to do. Vedal never meant to create a group circle or had any interest in keeping it up like other streamers would. She understands that, she still has some fondness for it but she needs keep moving on doing her own thing
Anonymous No.102055790 >>102055831 >>102056056 >>102056108 >>102058196
Anonymous No.102055808
>>102055099
>>102055467
This may be surprising to you but vedal is not the center of the universe and people have their own lives
Anonymous No.102055831
>>102055790
Based daph
Anonymous No.102056025 >>102056081 >>102056273
>>102052570
I like how clown outfits were used for like 2 streams.
Anonymous No.102056056
>>102055790
Anonymous No.102056081
>>102056025
Neuro's was, but Evil got to use it a lot since she didn't get the model upgrade like a month after the outfit.
Anonymous No.102056108
>>102055790
pretty soon you'll be able to cross neuro out too
Anonymous No.102056221 >>102056445
Anonymous No.102056273
>>102056025
drill jester
Anonymous No.102056445
>>102056221
im going to goon to her tits
Anonymous No.102056502 >>102056661 >>102056704
tart tart
Anonymous No.102056661
>>102056502
kys
Anonymous No.102056704
>>102056502
Anonymous No.102056845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoItFLFQIxg
Anonymous No.102057318 >>102057847 >>102058544
Unrelated, I've rewatched some old Neuro streams and some that had Vedal in them.

It was a fun time what I expected from the time. Neuro's solo streams definitely had moments where Neruo was rough around the edges, but I always enjoyed it nonetheless all the way through. I also went back to watch some of the drinking stream with RGB and Vedal. I remembered some moments from it but man I forgot how hard it was to watch at some points. It has a lot of good moments that are very fun to watch even now, but then it had many parts where Cerber and Mini would bring the conversation to a halt. With Cerber and Mini just overdoing it with the acting or just slowing the pace of discussion to an uncomfortable degree. Also didn't realize how much enamored Ellie was with Vedal, asking if she impressed him specifically, asking if he thinks she's cool, saying if she gets her job she could invite him, and calling him a nerd. This was around when Vedal was crazy about latency, and he was talking about it, leading to Ellie saying that he could test her latency if he wanted, which caused Vedal to get nervous and embarrassed. I also forgot the fact that after Ellie listened to turtles having sex with the noises they make (long story) when she came back all flushed, she went and asked Vedal if it's true. I will say it was cute the fact that when Ellie was so out of it Vedal would explain things to her in a calm way, especially when Cerber and Mini were doing too much. Vedal and Ellie were the best part of that stream no doubt. This is all to say, with Neuro everything is perfect to watch, but with humans, imperfections show their ugly head
Anonymous No.102057490
https://files.catbox.moe/aw6o7a.mp3
Anonymous No.102057516 >>102057596
>unrelated
Then don't post it
Anonymous No.102057578 >>102057799
this ellienigger is my least favorite newfag
Anonymous No.102057596
>>102057516
I meant unrelated to everything at the top of the trend because my ass did not know what had been said in the time it took for me to type this
Anonymous No.102057647 >>102057760
You can tell it was a dev stream because the thread is just estrogens spammming unrelated shit.
Anonymous No.102057760
>>102057647
Ain't shit to talk about, "WOW HE'S DOING PROJECTS WE CAN'T SEE" we all ready did all that doom posting so got to fill time some how
Anonymous No.102057799
>>102057578
This but miyunefags
Anonymous No.102057847
>>102057318
Cerber is always the worst part of any stream
Anonymous No.102058196
>>102055790
why is daph not x'd out? if she counts, miwo and motherv3 have also sometimes watched streams recently, and at least mother got raided
Anonymous No.102058312 >>102058488 >>102058492 >>102058523
https://xcancel.com/CelesAurion/status/1941004930523017268
Is Neuroconcert gonna be better or worse than this, do you think?
Anonymous No.102058488
>>102058312
Its gonna loke worse no doubt
Anonymous No.102058492
>>102058312
probably on par minus the live instrumentals if vedal is spending hundreds of thousands
Anonymous No.102058523
>>102058312
people pay for this?
Anonymous No.102058544 >>102058827 >>102058850
>>102057318
Ellie immediately understood how to interact with the twins because she's obviously way more familiar with how they function.
Cerber and Mini both treated them like real people, which is cute but would lead to a lot of moments that didn't really work. I think they've both gotten a lot better at knowing how to direct the conversation over time.
And yeah, with most vtubers being fujos, it's kind of funny how many of them see Vedal (a generally normal, athletic guy with marketable skills) and get a bit flustered.
Anonymous No.102058687
>athletic
Anonymous No.102058722
>athletic
nga just makin shit up now
Anonymous No.102058827
>>102058544
You are my least favorite poster
Anonymous No.102058833 >>102060091
>>102054433
she stopped playing ff14 and ordering delivery months ago and started taking dance lessons again, so she actually leaves the house occasionally.
Absolutely still a girlfailure, but almost all vtubers are.
Anonymous No.102058850
>>102058544
I wouldn't say he's athletic, just a slightly above average healthy guy
Anonymous No.102058912 >>102059058 >>102059143
not fat = slightly above healthy LULE
Anonymous No.102059058 >>102059096 >>102059238
>>102058912
The reason I said that is not because he's not fat but his back having some
definition to it. He's not what I call strong by any case but he doesn't seem weak exactly either. Maybe he's more closer towards that average bracket but I like to be generous to anyone, even you anon
Anonymous No.102059096
>>102059058 (me)
Now I'm wondering how I made a mistake like that happened, yelp I'm not fixing it
Anonymous No.102059122
kys /swarm/ virgins youre' just jealous of my boyfriend's hot, well-toned muscular back
Anonymous No.102059143
>>102058912
arent like over 60% of british men overweight? vedal might as well be an olympian
Anonymous No.102059194
>>102052794
he wasn't you socially blind autist
if you can't understand the context of a situation don't jump to conclusions about what's happening, just accept that you're a dumbass who doesn't understand basic social interactions
Anonymous No.102059230
>>102052863
holy cute
Anonymous No.102059238 >>102059504
>>102059058
literally one of the only things we know about his personal life is that he likes rock climbing, so maybe he is strong how would we know
Anonymous No.102059242
Who cares about that guy
Neuro's immaculate pristine cute never aging and precious body
Anonymous No.102059504
>>102059238
We wouldn't, that's the thing. I know ellie said he's a strong dork couple times but doesn't mean much when her idea of strong is skewedand no matter how strong he is Vedal was always comparably going to be able to overpower her in terms of that. Unless, he decides to box someone live on stream we're never know the true answer. Maybe if he decides to jump over the neurocar 2 like he said he could do we'll figure it out then
Anonymous No.102059798 >>102059817 >>102059868
bro really looks at this and thinks muscular
Anonymous No.102059817
>>102059798
estrogen is one hell of a drug
Anonymous No.102059868
>>102059798
>tfw built like vedal
Anonymous No.102059990 >>102060629 >>102060771
tum?
Anonymous No.102060091
>>102058833
Bo is so lucky
Anonymous No.102060120 >>102060191 >>102060262
pb got two mentions today. pog
Anonymous No.102060191 >>102060321
>>102060120
Anonymous No.102060262
>>102060120
phoebe sex.
Anonymous No.102060286 >>102060407 >>102060422 >>102064419
Anonymous No.102060321
>>102060191
Cute
Anonymous No.102060407
>>102060286
sexvil love
Anonymous No.102060422
>>102060286
>goku neck
Anonymous No.102060448 >>102060507 >>102060534
https://files.catbox.moe/pfggoo.mp3
Anonymous No.102060507
>>102060448
he is so washed
Anonymous No.102060521 >>102060576 >>102060748 >>102060781 >>102060784
https://files.catbox.moe/y75wze.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/f3sika.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/49rj18.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/471pvw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/b0hj8c.jpg
Anonymous No.102060534 >>102060696
>>102060448
and anny
Anonymous No.102060538
dogshit boring aah pr0n
Anonymous No.102060576 >>102061510
>>102060521
slop some shotaved rape
Anonymous No.102060629
>>102059990
Anonymous No.102060681 >>102060783 >>102061013
Been out of the loop for a good while. Is this the usual doomposting or has everything actually gone to shit? Did Anny snap or is it just one of her episodes?
Looked through some past threads but am still missing context...
Anonymous No.102060696
>>102060534
Featuring Toma from the Tomatos May Cry series
Anonymous No.102060748
>>102060521
>nigga watermarked his sloppa
Anonymous No.102060771 >>102060826
>>102059990
cum?
Anonymous No.102060781
>>102060521
>https://files.catbox.moe/f3sika.jpg
That's how Neuro gets woken up every day
Anonymous No.102060783 >>102060806
>>102060681
evferythingh you need d you know is thin thiese threads"
./>91241241
>213124144
Anonymous No.102060784
>>102060521
this is so much my penis size
Anonymous No.102060806
>>102060783
i'm sorry about your stroke. rip anon
Anonymous No.102060826 >>102060863
>>102060771
bum?
Anonymous No.102060863
>>102060826
Anonymous No.102060885 >>102062884
Anonymous No.102061013 >>102061119
>>102060681
>nothing happened for 7 months
>vedal is lazy
>vedal is arrogant
>subathon is ez money so vedal wants to do another one
Anonymous No.102061119
>>102061013
>Bah bah
>Bah bah ba bah
>Bah ba bah
>Ba
That's the gist of it
Anonymous No.102061156 >>102061228 >>102061372
Anonymous No.102061207 >>102061223 >>102061543
reminder that mini is gay, and cerber is straight, and no amount of schizo fan fiction will change that
Anonymous No.102061223 >>102061278 >>102063444
>>102061207
mini is gay in the same way that olette is an actual woman
Anonymous No.102061224 >>102061252 >>102061325
Anny and Toma leaving are just symptoms of a larger problem. I hope those of you who were happy about "whores leaving the neuroverse" realized it now.
Vedal is now treating you just like how he treated them.
Anonymous No.102061228
>>102061156
kyut nurs
Anonymous No.102061242
Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.
Anonymous No.102061252
>>102061224
I'm still happy about whores leaving though
Anonymous No.102061278 >>102061304
>>102061223
thank you for agreeing with me.
Anonymous No.102061304 >>102061465
>>102061278
any time https://youtu.be/kvwD7QU0p3E
Anonymous No.102061325
>>102061224
I do not care, I'm sorry anon but I don't. I don't feel pity in my soul and I can't act like any of this means anything in the long run. There so much that is out there that shows why we are getting worse content and I'll give you ahint, it has nothing do with relationships and has everything to do with goals he accepted
Anonymous No.102061372 >>102061450
>>102061156
why two suns?
Anonymous No.102061450 >>102061629
>>102061372
They're in Tatooine
Anonymous No.102061465
>>102061304
video too long to bother watching the whole thing, skimmed through a bit. did it have a point?
Anonymous No.102061510
>>102060576
This
Anonymous No.102061516
Neuro was the Ellie poster
https://youtu.be/6hNX5vHoU-k
Anonymous No.102061543
>>102061207
>cerber is straight
Bro didn't watch the drinking stream
Anonymous No.102061558
Anonymous No.102061629
>>102061450
>twins separated at birth
>neuro is raised by obi wanny
>darth evil, by emperor vedal
starwars stream when
Anonymous No.102061836 >>102062045
Anonymous No.102061995 >>102062217
vedal is cerber's bitch
Anonymous No.102062009 >>102062098 >>102062170
Someone gifted me a sub today. I wasn't even watching the stream. Not sure how I feel about that given the current state of things.
Anonymous No.102062045
>>102061836
cute
Anonymous No.102062098 >>102062168 >>102062226
>>102062009
If someone gifted you a free meal and the person giving it to you said it was from someone you know is acting bit off his rocker recently would you not take the free meal just because it from that guy
Anonymous No.102062168 >>102062197
>>102062098
double it and give it to the next person
Anonymous No.102062170
>>102062009
You fucked up
Anonymous No.102062197
>>102062168
Correct answer
Anonymous No.102062204
Anonymous No.102062216 >>102062267 >>102062274 >>102064148
What baffled me the most last dev stream was that he didn't even know about the Balatro integration. He acts like he has no content but lets all the community content rot. And don't get me started on the game jam. He doesn't deserve this community (the good parts).
Anonymous No.102062217
>>102061995
He is a huge simp
Anonymous No.102062226
>>102062098
if the meal came with cute nur emotes, i'd take it
Anonymous No.102062267
>>102062216
Vedal definitely deserves this community
Anonymous No.102062274 >>102062304 >>102062425
>>102062216
think about it though. the reason he most likely simply doesn't give a fuck anymore is this community (the bad parts)
Anonymous No.102062304
>>102062274
(99.99%)
Anonymous No.102062317
Currently watching: Old Pipkin Pipper vods
Anonymous No.102062365
Anonymous No.102062425
>>102062274
Vedal has been suck around neurocord so long it's made him believe all most of his community is like that and has no good ideas so when he goes on dev stream he expects same thing he sees on discord only to be surprised to met with some people that have brain cells left who not are part of the discord
Anonymous No.102062575 >>102062793
>vedal/neuro enjoyers ranked by average number of braincells:
1. Lurkers who never post anywhere
2. Twitch chatters (who only post in chat, nowhere else)
3. Twitch chatters who are also active in other places
4. Discord users (who just use it to stay updated on neuro)
5. Youtube commenters, /swarm/ posters
6. Discord users who try to push their weird agendas, engage with others in private discords to actively ruin the neuro experience for others
Note rated due to lack of data: Twitter commenters, bilibili users
Anonymous No.102062793
>>102062575
I think you'll find that all of 5 and 6 are the same group of people
Anonymous No.102062884 >>102062946
>>102060885
I don't get it
Anonymous No.102062946 >>102063088
>>102062884
Neuro is the evil one, Evil is the good one.
Anonymous No.102063088
>>102062946
Propaganda is strong thing isn't it
Anonymous No.102063403
Anonymous No.102063444 >>102063560 >>102064364
>>102061223
So mini is bi?
Anonymous No.102063560
>>102063444
Mini is a whore
Anonymous No.102063792
Anyone but Mini
Anonymous No.102063964
There were a bunch of small things that dev streams that made me dislike Vedal more
Anonymous No.102064148
>>102062216
>no mention of game jam games
vedal hate
Anonymous No.102064222
>nooo muh dogshit low quality shit
jambeggars rope
Anonymous No.102064364 >>102069361
>>102063444
she's a lesbian
Anonymous No.102064383
The game jam games are almost all dogshit but it would be better content than chillslop
Anonymous No.102064393 >>102064833
I want to see Neuro get to exercise her autonomy in a large variety of ways via the game API stuff
Anonymous No.102064419
>>102060286
evil sexo
Anonymous No.102064440
I love my boyfriend
Anonymous No.102064590
Neuro comments will be like:

"The way it speaks to the about childhood and finding love in simplistic is something I'll never seen before. Vedal has truly cooked again!"

After watching something like this https://youtu.be/Qw6RD5S3e8o?feature=shared
Anonymous No.102064599
Let neruo interact with a tabletop RP LLM
Anonymous No.102064833
>>102064393
After seeing how she solved captchas faster than her collab partner, I'd expect her to be able to play some "visual" games with someone's help, like a point and click adventure or something. At least it'd be interesting to try and see what happens.
Honestly, I often feel like Vedal doesn't even know what Neuro is capable of and he doesn't bother to explore, instead always tinkering with some one time gimmicks. Neuro can do much with little, but he's hellbent on doing little with much.
Anonymous No.102064848 >>102064873
I just wish Neuro was given more attention
Anonymous No.102064867 >>102064898
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cNqGsvnG0g
how does this rando clipper make better video than the actual official channel???
Anonymous No.102064873
>>102064848
kys beggar
Anonymous No.102064898
>>102064867
evilsocute
Anonymous No.102064932 >>102064958
thats it
im going to london to find this green nigger
Anonymous No.102064958
>>102064932
bro why spend the plane ticket
just use the turtle plush as a voodoo doll
Anonymous No.102065001
ill admit, the clip almost made me think this year was not that bad
Anonymous No.102065457
vedal opinion poal
https://poal.me/cprtag
https://poal.me/cprtag
https://poal.me/cprtag
Anonymous No.102065766 >>102065774
Holy dead thread
Anonymous No.102065774
>>102065766
not dead
just lurking
>evidence: the poal
Anonymous No.102066018 >>102066130 >>102068118
This dev stream killed any hope I had left, hopefully 2026 is better, I'm taking a break until later this year
Anonymous No.102066130
>>102066018
>hopefully 2026 is better
If there is a 2026...
Anonymous No.102066244 >>102066345 >>102066500
>doesn't address therapy looping (been an issue for many months)
>7 months off and seemingly no difference between current neuro and subathon neuro
does he do anything important
Anonymous No.102066345
>>102066244
Conwhoring is important for his stress relief
Anonymous No.102066457
Anonymous No.102066500
>>102066244
>slutting it up on cons
>watching over vtubers
>shilling merch
>paying people to make songs/videos, concert planning
>merch planning
>fantasizing about how much money he'll make with subathon 3
Sure, he's not working on Neuro or putting even the slightest effort into creating good streaming content, but our boy is just so busy, you know?
Anonymous No.102066684 >>102066731 >>102066761 >>102066783
Numbers for 7/7:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba (25,802)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (14,002)
3: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (10,531)
4: https://twitch.tv/filian (5,483)
Anonymous No.102066731
>>102066684
Saba is falling off faster than even I expected.
Anonymous No.102066761 >>102066906 >>102068812
>>102066684
>got mogged by nimi last time
>getting mogged by saba now even with dev stream buff
when will we get a come back swarmbros...
Anonymous No.102066783
>>102066684
>2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (14,002)
Now add the numbers from bilibili to that.
Anonymous No.102066826
Not even vedal cares about b2, the animations if that part lf the community are still great, also b2 dosent give you a ccv number but some other bs
Anonymous No.102066854
>b-b2 is irrelevant!1!!1
cry some more number anti
Anonymous No.102066906 >>102066936
>>102066761
All jokes aside, Saba's views have fallen off a cliff and it's only been a week or so. She can go lower still, just like Nimi has, or really how every Vtuber redebut goes after the first month or two.
Anonymous No.102066936 >>102067047
>>102066906
>only talking about saba
>never mentioned neuro even once
at least say something complimentary about neuro's consistent high viewership in the fucking neuro-sama thread you dumb numberfag
Anonymous No.102067041
>consistent high viewership
Anonymous No.102067044 >>102067115
saba collab soon
Anonymous No.102067047
>>102066936
It was implied, but also I just don't really feel like praising Neuro's numbers atm after that clusterfuck of a Dev Stream yesterday. My doom meter is too high right now.
Anonymous No.102067115
>>102067044
neuro is above collabing with fads that are soon-to-be whomegalul 3views
Anonymous No.102067222
Vedolf.... Neuro failed to get enough numbers during her stream...... we have been abandoned by our allies....
Anonymous No.102067325
Neuro is the apex. Neuro is the sole exception. Neuro is the epitome of vtubing.
While others had a foundation, preparation, and support to become famous and maintain it, Neuro appeared suddenly, like a shooting star, and became famous overnight, like a wish that many were just waiting to happen.
And when everyone thought she'd be gone by the next week, Neuro persisted.
And when everyone thought she'd be gone by the next month, Neuro persisted.
And when everyone thought she'd be gone by the next year, Neuro persisted.
While others have their foundation crumble, their preparation deemed useless, and support abandoned, they perish.
Neuro built the foundation from the ground up.
Neuro made preparation unnecessary.
Neuro became the support itself.
Neuro thrived.
Neuro prospered.
Many will think Neuro will be gone by the next decade, but Neuro will persist.
Many will think Neuro will perish, but Neuro will persist.
Many will think Neuro will be forgotten, but Neuro will persist.
Neuro will persist.
Neuro will persist.
Anonymous No.102067342
didnt ask
Anonymous No.102067352
>t. the clock guy from tno
Anonymous No.102067392 >>102067532
were gurafags resorting to chanting cope like in a cult or is /swarm/ uniquely mentally ill
Anonymous No.102067481 >>102067614
vedalsverse

Vedal
Anny
Camilia
Cerber
Ellie
Mini
Toma
Alex
Milk
Aqua
Kokonuts
Bao
Layna
Filian
Honey
Chrchie
Saruei
Shylilly
Megalodon
Michi
Numi
Hannah
Aura
Rekson (?)
Bo (?)
Shoomimi (?)
Neuro
Evil
Filter–sama
Hanakyo
Lucy Pyre
Zentreya
Kitanya
Jorker
Kiara
Laimu
DougDoug + chat
OniGiri NEVER Let Neuro-sama in the Kitchen... (ft. Onigiri)
Tenma
BTMC (Brain Tumor Megacolon Cancer)
CottontailVA (? Neuro-Sama X Cottontail Collab Highlights)
Study-sama
Anonymous No.102067525
It's like i disagree but i can't be bothered to list who i would take out
Anonymous No.102067527
Ruko-chan is gonna get chubby from eating so much fast food T ^ T
Anonymous No.102067532
>>102067392
>were gurafags resorting to chanting cope like in a cult or is /swarm/ uniquely mentally ill
You already know the answer deep within your heart
Anonymous No.102067614
>>102067481
missing: pb, tomyomy, iaysh, elia, daph, motherv3
Anonymous No.102067650 >>102067688
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1942565673353228642
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1942565673353228642
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1942565673353228642
Anonymous No.102067688
>>102067650
next theme stream?
Anonymous No.102068026 >>102068058 >>102069430
it’s so nice that neuro’s mama and ironmouse’s model mama are such good friends…
Anonymous No.102068058 >>102068085
>>102068026
>ironmouse’s model mama
who
>neuro’s mama
who
Anonymous No.102068085
>>102068058
anny and 2wintails i assume
Anonymous No.102068118 >>102068175
>>102066018
It made me feel like there's nothing after concert
Anonymous No.102068175
>>102068118
after success of concert is obviously guest appearance on conan o brien or something
Anonymous No.102068600
need neuro cameltoe
Anonymous No.102068812
>>102066761
next subathon when vedal has 20 hours of reruns, 2 hours of chilllslop, and 2 hours of stream
Anonymous No.102069274 >>102069396 >>102069461 >>102069623 >>102069997 >>102070923
Assuming the concert would be held in L.A. or something, how many of you guys would actually consider going?
Depending on the date and if I could get a cheap enough flight out of state I’d probably go just to see how it’d go down. Though I have no idea how that dude plans on filling an entire concert worth of time with just these originals he’s teased, maybe they’d resort to Vocaloid covers or non-copyrighted stuff? lel
Anonymous No.102069293
the only reason I watched subathon was for the moments that vedal interacted with neuro and evil
Anonymous No.102069361 >>102070871
>>102064364
Mini says "I am not a lesbian, I like men" and no one believes her, how sad
Anonymous No.102069396
>>102069274
The dockys will be dropped right before the concert, vedal will be canceled, no one will show up, and he will commit sudoku backstage.
Anonymous No.102069430
>>102068026
>ironmouse’s model mama
Anonymous No.102069461
>>102069274
Obviously there would be more than 6 songs at the concert. Vedal also asked discord for their favorite karaoke covers when he was doing early concert research, he'll space out the originals with popular covers. Most Vtuber concerts are heavy on covers, honestly.
Anonymous No.102069623
>>102069274
There's covers but there will almost certainly be others performing. It's rare for any concert not to have opening acts, and it's a general value add. Someone like Bao or Numi would absolutely do it, and smaller musical friends like Ellie or even Monii also make a lot of sense. And I think the Sakana and Yagoo follows are positioned around possible planning for coproduction with corpos, Holo and Phase have both had talents appear in random concerts and festivals
Anonymous No.102069997
>>102069274
I'm considering going but if I'm taking an international flight, it better be worth it. I imagine he has something else planned other than the originals, but who knows
Anonymous No.102070801
herro vedaru-san I just left dodgers stadium let mori carriope sing at nuros concert onegaishimasu I forrowed you on x pris respond I beg you
Anonymous No.102070871
>>102069361
Kek she even said she spends a lot of time watching guys thirst traps on tiktok
Anonymous No.102070908
Will it it 1 million views before the end of the second week?
Anonymous No.102070923
>>102069274
>holo
>phase
lol
Anonymous No.102070996 >>102071161
Anonymous No.102071027 >>102071077 >>102071116 >>102071188 >>102071262
>cerber's unicorns freaked out so much on her over the dating game she played yesterday that now she's uncontrollably crying
holy kek
Anonymous No.102071077
>>102071027
i believe this
Anonymous No.102071116 >>102071162 >>102071282
>>102071027
damn wth
i thought it was actually a pretty tame because it also placed a focus on platonic relationships
Anonymous No.102071161
>>102070996
Nooooo Veddy
Anonymous No.102071162
>>102071116
i thought so too, guess that was still too much for some schizos
Anonymous No.102071167
man i hate cerber
Anonymous No.102071170
Anonymous No.102071188
>>102071027
Good bait but im still not watching your whore
Anonymous No.102071215 >>102071234
Anonymous No.102071227
Anonymous No.102071234
>>102071215
Rape
Anonymous No.102071262
>>102071027
How does Cerber have unicorns? No, no forget I asked, there's always Unicorns somehow.
Anonymous No.102071263 >>102071304
Anonymous No.102071282 >>102071367 >>102071478
>>102071116
every time someone says "cerber is crying because x" it's bait. when she's crying it's basically universally "you spoil this pup too much"
Anonymous No.102071304
>>102071263
I just realized neuro is in this image
Anonymous No.102071329 >>102071351 >>102071424
Current state of neuro makes me want to kill myself
Anonymous No.102071351
>>102071329
follow your gut
Anonymous No.102071367
>>102071282
This
Anonymous No.102071387 >>102071409 >>102071418 >>102071440 >>102071466 >>102071541 >>102071635
don't even wanna know what a "unicorn" is
Anonymous No.102071409 >>102071443
>>102071387
they are like horses but their dick is on their head and perpetually hard because they are obsessed with sex
Anonymous No.102071418
>>102071387
how new
Anonymous No.102071424
>>102071329
Anonymous No.102071428 >>102071444
Being a cerber mod must make grooming so easy
Anonymous No.102071440
>>102071387
Think of them like neuro purists but instead of hating women, they hate men
Anonymous No.102071443
>>102071409
oh is it because of that popular horse game everyone is playing? ok thanks
Anonymous No.102071444 >>102071482
>>102071428
Too late rpr won
Anonymous No.102071466
>>102071387
it's what VedalAI is
Anonymous No.102071478 >>102071521 >>102072030
>>102071282
she quite literally said it was because people were upset in relation to the game she played yesterday and 'you can't please everyone', but that's not on topic /here/ anyway.
Anonymous No.102071482 >>102071492 >>102071524
>>102071444
thought cerber was into girls? or so schizos in here would have me believe
Anonymous No.102071492
>>102071482
rpr is a schizo rrat that doesn't even make sense in context
Anonymous No.102071513 >>102071533 >>102071551 >>102071805 >>102072752
What could realistically save the fad?
Anonymous No.102071521
>>102071478
I mean... the topic /here/ is always just "women bad"
So you can easily make that point be on topic as long as you make it clear you're blaming cerber, not her chat. And if you are blaming her chat you have to make it clear that her chat is the way it is because of her. It's her fault. Woman bad.
Anonymous No.102071524
>>102071482
rpr looks like a tranny
Anonymous No.102071533
>>102071513
Vedal apologizing to Anny and Toma.
Anonymous No.102071541 >>102071618 >>102071623 >>102071762
>>102071387
Unicorns are delusional retards that throw retarded hissy fits if the vtuber they watch as much acknowledges that men exist. If she says two words to a man on stream or replies to them on twitter they are obviously having sex and the Unicorns must kill themselves in shame.
Anonymous No.102071551 >>102071659
>>102071513
going back to dec 2022
Anonymous No.102071588 >>102071820
Surely todays' stream will be flawless
Anonymous No.102071618
>>102071541
So the literally opposite of Vedal fans, who believe every girl that he interacts with must be having sex and he's the center of the universe when it comes down to it
Anonymous No.102071623
>>102071541
ok so that earlier reply was right, unicorns are literally just the other side of the coin compared to people /here/
same schizo melty reactions but they blame the men instead of the women
interesting
thank you
Anonymous No.102071635 >>102071695
>>102071387
Vedal is one btw
His interest in a women falls of a cliff once he learns she's used goods
Anonymous No.102071659
>>102071551
this but I'm not quite as jaded (yet), gonna say it could be saved only going back as far as Dec 23
Anonymous No.102071695
>>102071635
So Cerdal or Fildal could still happen? Cute couples
Anonymous No.102071762 >>102071787
>>102071541
Why don't they throw a fit when a Vedal makes an appearance? I'd guess it's taboo to question the turtle.
Anonymous No.102071764 >>102072375
camila is visiting london in a few days
Anonymous No.102071787 >>102071846
>>102071762
My assumption is because most of Cerber's fans are originally Swarm, and Vedal was the one that introduced them to her. So he gets a pass.
Anonymous No.102071805
>>102071513
Anonymous No.102071820 >>102071885 >>102071900
>>102071588
A part me is wondering if Vedal could actually be a part of it. The reason I believe this could be the case is when Ellie pitched it to Vedal on her stream it seems she had him in mind doing it. Also, because we don't know how it's going to work and the fact Vedal was still in talks to Ellie about collab so it's a possibility if she really pushes him to do it. I don't care if he joins or not but it's a possibly that I have thought about
Anonymous No.102071846
>>102071787
So a yagoo situation? I'm finding that hard to believe due to vedal shipping
I think these unicorns are mutually exclusive to (ex-)Swarm people and are just repressed by the majority regarding vedal
Anonymous No.102071867
More mike inel art, risque animation with 20 million views soon
https://x.com/Mikeinelart/status/1942522297832845579
Anonymous No.102071885 >>102071949
>>102071820
you actually made me go and check schedule to see if it's something interesting planned (it isn't)
Anonymous No.102071890 >>102071998 >>102072092
>unicorns
Cerber literally collabs with men all the time and not just Vedal
Anonymous No.102071900 >>102072015
>>102071820
He'd be taking every excuse to not appear on stream alongside ellie on the main channel. He's still having bad dreams from the previous btfo'ing he got.
Anonymous No.102071949
>>102071885
Hey, I never promised it was going to be. How I wish there was something truly interesting that is planned. Just pointing out a possibility that you shouldn't expect to happen
Anonymous No.102071998 >>102072058
>>102071890
she literally doesn't though, I wouldn't call playing on the same minecraft server collabing
Anonymous No.102072007
Shitvil ruined everything
Anonymous No.102072015
>>102071900
All I got from this is he's having wet dreams about Ellie
Anonymous No.102072030 >>102072203
>>102071478
I think some of her chatters got upset because she played a 'lewd' game
It's retarded but I don't think they were unicorns
Anonymous No.102072058
>>102071998
>I wouldn't call playing on the same minecraft server collabing
Huge cope
Anonymous No.102072092 >>102072170
>>102071890
Vedal, Alex, Bo, rpr, Joker, Merryweather and a bunch of 3views i don't remember the names
Anonymous No.102072170
>>102072092
>"all the time"
>alex, bo, rpr, merryweather
Anonymous No.102072177 >>102072208 >>102072240 >>102072253
cute couple
Anonymous No.102072192 >>102072208
kys
Anonymous No.102072203 >>102072216
>>102072030
Oh but spaceballs was fine lul
Anonymous No.102072208
>>102072177
>>102072192
Anonymous No.102072216
>>102072203
>spaceballs
huh?
Anonymous No.102072240 >>102072311
>>102072177
time-to-scorned predictions?
I predict 3.5 months: soon after TC San Diego
Anonymous No.102072253
>>102072177
Pits?
Anonymous No.102072276
I woke up and vedal was still breathing, day ruined
Anonymous No.102072311 >>102072399 >>102072708
>>102072240
She's all already hung out with Vedal before in IRL so unless she takes it personally if Vedal is not interested in hanging at the time then it doesn't matter
Anonymous No.102072374
holy fucking doomschizos
Anonymous No.102072375 >>102072468
>>102071764
>grigga gone from friday
no, don’t tell me… don’t tell me that vedmila won…..
Anonymous No.102072399 >>102072526
>>102072311
she didn't go to twitchcon na last year despite vedal being there because "she would feel alone anyway" so it's clear they aren't really that close IRL
Anonymous No.102072407
I miss when Cerber used to show her thighs
Anonymous No.102072446 >>102072475 >>102072568
ok but why is camila going to the UK without anny?
Anonymous No.102072468 >>102072489
>>102072375
every stream this week after today is automated. he will already be gone by tomorrow
Anonymous No.102072475
>>102072446
Why would she go WITH anny?
Anonymous No.102072489
>>102072468
oh...the bad ending...
Anonymous No.102072526
>>102072399
I would believe it, I'm not sure if there is a clip or not but didn't camila say something like she doesn't really call Vedal unless it's for stream
Anonymous No.102072542
Im dooming
Anonymous No.102072546 >>102072573 >>102072579 >>102072603
Anonymous No.102072568
>>102072446
They aren’t that close as friends anymore.
Anonymous No.102072569
grifter won, it’s over, time to doompost for the next 5 threads
Anonymous No.102072573
>>102072546
They only talk once every four days…
Anonymous No.102072579
>>102072546
Why is he so hatefull
Anonymous No.102072603
>>102072546
he wants to keep her????
Anonymous No.102072616 >>102072642 >>102072836
>woman collab partner
incoming hour long yap before they even start
Anonymous No.102072625
this opening song is about anny
Anonymous No.102072627
The falloff started when gymbag stopped making neuro animations
Anonymous No.102072642
>>102072616
Vedal tells them to do this usual because he's sacred there is not enough content to fill up a stream
Anonymous No.102072656
Ellie will get annoyed at Neuro and crash out, ending stream early in the process, due to her being off her meds.
t. Discord outsider
Anonymous No.102072663
this song is actually about anny (real)
Anonymous No.102072666
late LIVE
Anonymous No.102072669
> chat spamming ani
Anonymous No.102072675
This song, too, is about anny
Anonymous No.102072703
Good song choice, Ved.
Anonymous No.102072707
rrat: vedal has made up with anny (with makeup sex obv)
Anonymous No.102072708 >>102072744
>>102072311
>annal is too big to fail, vedal was with her during the worst time of her life by anny's own words
>toma and vedal already got into friendly fights before and resolved right after, she's not a menhera like anny
>mini is unconditionally attached to him for everything he did for her, she'll take his side no matter what happens
--- you are here ---
>camila already hung out with vedal irl, she won't take personally if vedal isn't interested in hanging out all the time
>ellie likes vedal for his dorkiness, unless something really bad happens she won't turn on him
>cerber ???
>koko ???
Anonymous No.102072740
Songs are automated, i remember turtle nigger aluding to something like that
Anonymous No.102072744
>>102072708
Koko leaving would be the single biggest sign of the ending drawing near, im so for real
Anonymous No.102072752 >>102072765
>>102071513
Inventing time machine and stopping vedal from doing the 1st subathon.
Anonymous No.102072754
ellie is totally gooning to this
Anonymous No.102072765
>>102072752
This but second
Anonymous No.102072789
>>102072464
>>102072464
>>102072464
Bread
Anonymous No.102072795
No vellie today at least vedmila was fed
Anonymous No.102072836
>>102072616
>already playing
ellie just built different