Thread 102064385

A thread for the Ultimate Ultraistic Uma, Calliope Mori

Remember to love your mori

I never would've excepted to her get so caught up in this silly little game

>grew up in Texas
>became an idol
Game is lowkey made for Mori

>>102064456
It should have been Taiki's time to shine...

This game has an odd amount of depth to it lol

at last
mori is a horse

SHE WON!

>>102065062
McQueen can be a tough raise

Mori is projecting onto these hard as fuck onto these horsegirl and its kinda cringe in endearing

mori galliope

>>102065472
Speak English

>>102065533
Its fucking 4am so gomen for typos
I said she's projecting aspects of her own personality and trying to relate to the horse girls so hard that's embarrassing but also earnest in a cute way
>Woah, she's goal oriented, just like me!
>Woah she works hard, just like me!
>Woah, other people work/succeed makes her want to work harder, just like me!
>Woah she has prestige but tries to remain humble, just like me!
>Woah she has to deal with bullies/fake friends giving her false info, just like me!
>Whoa she's trying to remain on a diet and has fight temptation of breaking it cause she's naturally a foodie, just like me!
>Woah she's eating soup, now I want soup too!
It's like girl, please ease up on it lol

>>102065700
she's getting in tune with the inner horsegirl nature she has long suppressed due to Events

>mori says she will play DMC soon
>doesn’t play DMC
Ok

JWU, how's she liking the horse game so far?

>>102065784
She's fucking HOOKED

>>102065784
She's fucking HOOFED

>>102065817
proof????

>Your scaring the hoes
I like when you tell Mori's brain is running on fumes cuz she'll just start sayin' shit lol

>>102065854
Yep, but its bad for her physical and mental health to stream this tired so I don't mind it rarely happens.

Go McQueen Go!

>>102065700
>She's a shopaholic like me
Holy shit you weren't kidding

why does mori see so much of herself in horsegirls...

Moris bootyhole is clenched

>>102066071
She's unironically smitten by McQueen

>>102066071
Because they're girls, idols, and workhorses?

>>102066071
Well I don't if it is true, but apparently a certain EN used to be a horsegirl so...

Welp that was fun, didn't except her to get so invested that'd she play till 5am lol

No way the game is taking off in the west. It has no gameplay.

>>102066380
It's a management sim. The gameplay is all about the decision making, not moment to moment input.

>>102066380
Idk about it's long term health, but right now it's INSANELY popular
I don't think I've ever seen a gacha game get so much attention in the west before

Only caught the last hour or so but Mori was cute
Time to catch up on sleep, will catch up on the VOD later

>>102066572
Nighty-o, debbio

Did Calli ever apologize to Gura for the airbnb thing? I think it was the beginning of the end of their friendship.

>>102066649
At this point I don't trust her alone at a farm or near a stable.

>5h vod
So she like the game? I was expecting a 2h vod

>>102068188
Shes going to buy wifi to play it on her plane ride.

>>102068188
Same. Wakeup, have some breakfast and let a short vod play... Weesnaw.

>>102068302
I'm just gonna watch it while playing

Did she say something or make a joke about her infamous ai horse audio?

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>>102069620
Idk im watching the vod, you can do the same thing and find out!!

>You can be my trainer if you want to Ina
What did Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN mean by this?

>>102070687
Mori is weak to Korean women, this is known

>>102070748
Wait so gigi is korean?

Morina in art: both badass seductresses
Morina IRL: the biggest dorks imaginable

Yesterday's podcast up for everyone that missed it
https://superbestfriendcast.libsyn.com/csb328-i-like-bedman-feat-mori-calliope

moopi

>>102070865
You could say that for at least 90 percent of Mori ships to be fair

>>102071185
I was working so I did the VOD catch up this morning after the Uma stream. It shouldn't be a surprise with how well she blended in with those two but damn did it not make for a great show.

It was also top tier to see Pat take such heavy mental damage when she talked about watching them back in high school.

>>102071242
>Ship involving Mori
>High level of dork
Is she...

>>102070847
Pretty sure she's like 2nd generation Chinese American with parents born in the US

>>102071185
Shit I fucking missed it live, i thought it was today

>>102064385 (OP)
the uma musume general on /vg/ likes our girl

The eating of Mori Calliope's ass (by me)

Mori's fingers in my mouth

Mori's fingers in my butt

Mori's foot in my mouth

Mori's cock in my mouth

Mori's meepers in my face

>>102073279
Fuck you gigi, that should be ME

Marrying my Mori!

>>102070687
hello traveling tako here can I get a timestamp thanks.

>>102074851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m95FCxStboQ&t=330s
here ya go Tako

Marrying my NezuMori!

>>102074881
cute, appreciated.

>>102064452
Holy Boobers vs Unholy Boobers

>>102075882
>Title is I LIKE BEDMAN
lmfao

>the year is 2030
>jp niki have just found out mori is more of a dojiko than kakkoi

>>102076060
What's the most unhinged podcast title we can make with Mori quotes?

>>102076508
>Seeing you guys make it, made realize I wouldn't have to go back to Applebees

>>102076994
Chocobro's

>>102077082
Please understand he needs to be here 24/7

>>102077082
How the fuck does that retard fuck up that badly?

>>102077082
It's retarded all you can do is just smile kek

>>102076508
not a direct quote but I could see
>Lazy Knee Grows is How I Developed My Internal Monologue
going hard

>>102077395
He must be resetting his IP after every post and couldn't delete his fuck up too lmao.

>>102077538
I think the most funny part is just having a jpeg of the soundpost saved in the first place tbhdesu
Like, why fuck does he have that? lmao

>>102076508
this one is underrated

>>102077727
the funniest part is that I have it filtered, so if not for that fuckup I wouldn't even know he was here lmao

>>102076508
The FF16 stream where she implied that dude was going to fuck that woman's severed head. I forget the exact quote.

Another podcast title as a response to that

Cute doodle I saw on the best friends sub

>>102079599
lmao

>>102079599
It was funny going on the sub and seeing they also have the same types we do that assume the worst, even after the podcast happened and they just didn't watch it yet lmao.

>>102079599
That's a cute meep they drew

>>102079914
Ironically, the anti CSB thread on faggot farms is seething that everything went smoothly

>>102080371
>over 20k posts
Jesus christ. Just don't watch.

>>102080371
>kiwifarm
go back faggot

>>102080656
I only care about lurking and reading CSB schitzo’s seeth, as far as I am concerned the podcast was peak and everyone involved cant stop winning

>>102080371
It definitely wasn't prerecorded, Mori reacted to chat a couple times

>>102077127
I am beggining to think it's a jealous woman because of how retarded it is and the weird things it says about men and the fetishes it has. I mean even the men who are failures wouldn't be this petty

Meeping Mori horsey style (I don't even know what that means)

After-race meeping with horse Mori!

>>102082390
>(I don't even know what that means)
Imagine, like doggy style, but you're riding on her back like a jockey

>>102082702
But that's chicken style?

>>102082793
No no, that's Minecraft style

>>102082064
isn't it some french guy or am I thinking of different schizo?

>>102082064
like it has been said frequently, It's likely a 2view/vtweeter

>>102084845
Gremreaper is winning so hard rn

>>102083156
Who knows

>>102085588
Even got Amli try draw some fanart, its crazy

>>102087606
Make it a threesome

>>102087606
>It better stay platonic
Makes me wonder if she's that one pic Amli drew of Mori eating her out lol

>>102087642
>Gee Mori! How come Yagoo lets you fuck TWO orange women?

>>102087606
I unironically love when they do old takamori shit just every so often

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXlrGSkb650
there you have mori, time to drop streams or move to streaming on twitch

>>102088024
I absolutely love her (was watching her before Mori even existed) but there's no way Suisei of all people is critiquing YT algorithm. YouTube Japan's official account literally retweets and boosts anything she does

>>102088024
Weird time to post this considering how much her Umamusume stream popped off despite being in the asscrack of night for NA

>>102088395
Yeah...I don't think she realizes how much she benefits from the platform itself shilling her lmao.

>>102088395
Sui succeeds DESPITE the algo fucking her, mostly thanks to advertisement and marketing

>>102088811
>thanks to advertisement and marketing
then what the fuck is mori's team doing?

>>102088906
Sorry very busy holding up her massive tits so her back doesn't hurt as much

>>102088906
ENs don't really get the same level love of Youtube Japan shows to JPs, it is what it is

>>102088906
The still do it, but it's around album releases and not covers (understandably, as they have no input, control, or monetary gain in regards to them)

>>102088811
Suisei does not get fucked by the platform in the slightest, Bibidiba is in every single auto-generated Holo music playlist of all time

https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1942814887735926936
Morpy tweet
Either she was with family all day or she just got off a plane

>>102090513
According to the latest tweet, back home
Also more Uma wwww

>>102091384
I honestly never excepted to get so Uma-pilled but it's super cute how invested into the story she is, so I don't mind!

morpers face in my mouth

>>102091433
Yeah, she isn't just burning money pulling so it isn't too bad.

>>102091458
She should probably whale a little bit on kita
As a treat

>>102087606
>denied us gremreaper sex
KIARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>102087666
I'd be extremely surprised if she hasn't, it was everywhere

>>102091433
this is kinda lewd

oh the VOD is available for everyone https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2506257949

>>102092443
Yeah, seems liek they decided to make this one public.

I'm a simple man
I just want to meep my morp

>>102092443
Ok cool thx
I missed the first hour or some cuz a dumbass anon I listened to gave me the wrong start time lol

>>102093132
I don't get how you people exist lmao. Woolie's tweet was linked a bunch of times with teh correct date and time.

>>102093167
>I don't get how you people exist lmao
I'm dumb an took an anon's word at face value when he said they'd start 3pm PDT and when I came home they were already an hour into the show

Apparently Biboo is trying to gather up a group to watch the Uma Anime
And considering Morp was willing to watch it by herself while on the flight home, I feel like there's a non 0% chance she might up apart of this

>>102093685
Rare Ghost Cat inclusion in art

>>102093420
Hopefully they’ll get to the later season/movies. That’s when the animation really ramps up.

>>102088024
Wow, isn't this like what every numberbeat topic was about? That spamming rpgs and shit actually affects the channel including music stuff. It's no wonder the biggest streamers in JP still can't even get close to Mori's MV and music streaming numbers despite having a huge live and merch audience to draw from. And it's no wonder that Suisei and Marine the de-facto top two barely stream and when they do, it's collabs, special streams and never any type of typical playthroughs.

>>102095031
Look
at
her
go!

>>102095031
LOOK AT HER GO

>>102094938
Honestly at this point, and hear me out, her inactive Twitch account could solve that for her.
Like when the next time she releases a new album or EP she just doesn’t stream on YT for a bit to see what happens.
Numbers wise those stream probably wouldn’t even do badly too since most of her western Vtubers friends stream there too.

>>102096083
La+ already tried that experiment and it didn't work. Suisei has a real biased outlook since she is pushed and promoted fucking everywhere way more than basically everyone else by not jsut Cover, but even the main JP Youtube account.

>>102096083
Nah, a second youtube account for streaming would be better.
Youtube just does not dig variety content and channels.

>>102096083
Didn’t work for Ame or LaPlus or Towa or Roboco but you know I’m sure leaving the platform she’s been streaming on for 4 years for what is effectively guesswork is a genius idea

mori is doing a song with Nerissa for a gacha coming out called chaos zero nightmare
https://x.com/CZN_Official_EN/status/1942900824696582552

>>102097037
That’s already 3 gacha cameos I think. Did she even do a stream for the maid cafe one?

Yo Deadcucks, what's it like knowing your oshi is getting blacked?

>>102088024
>>102096083
Is it a problem? There are still some members getting good MV numbers despite streaming a lot like Miko, Okayu, Kiara and IRyS.

>>102097037
Let's not jump to conclusions, those could be anyone! Maybe it's a song from Shiori and Raora!

>>102097457
Plz understand cuckbeat like being cucks by connor too

>>102097199
She did, her and Towa.

>>102097037
Nikke collab when?

>>102097602
It's to do with what your channel is, YouTube doesn't like music channels uploading variety stuffs

Hello Dad? I got good news and I got bad news. Good news is Mori’s back in Japan. Bad news is she’s sleeping with my boss Raj, king of the slams.

slutliope whori?

>>102098942
YES SIR
YES SIR SARGENT
AFFIRMATIVE

>>102099025
Yeah, mine

Seriously Mori should just make some sexy dance moves for her songs and do some shorts with other members to boost her song views.

>>102100613
Last time she wanted to do some goals, the MV got shafted. :{
Go-Getters had a fun dance though.

>>102100613
The only thing Mori should do is accept that she can't go back to her 2020–2022 prime. The algorithm and VTuber market just don't work the same way anymore. She should be proud of what she's accomplished and keep moving forward.

>>102101577
She's doing great in every other metric, so she really should be proud
I mean fuck, she's hit billboards

>>102101639
I’m just tired of her increasing numberfagging and complaining over the past year.

>>102100613
She already does that for the poppier songs. Sepia and Die For You were just too experimental. A pop or rock/metal song with a good MV should do the trick

>>102101639
>She's doing great in every other metric
no she's not she's getting lap by every exholo pretty hard while they just sit back and chill

>>102101808
You'll have to explain what "getting lap" means because Mori is still getting more views than all of them

>>102102020
>botted views now count because they fit my argument

LMAO and I was wondering when he would show up

>>102101687
>Sepia and Die For You were just too experimental
That may be true but didn't they get also fucked over by the algorithm? Especially Sepia, I remember her saying it only got recommended to less than 1% of her viewerbase which is very much outside of her control

>>102102058
>botted views cope
The views are still there. It doesn't matter if you think they are botted or not

>>102102124
it does matter because it fucked her channels algo hence streams and music only get recommended to 1-2% of her viewerbase

>>102102081
>>102102172
Stop whining about the algorithm it's not just affecting her, it's hitting everyone. Even Suisei got shafted by it.

>>102102172
King engine has zero effect on algo except for possibly bumping to trending depending on extra factors, its part of the whole issue with niji's bot bullshit
Although YouTube has also been notified about it, so the flags remain unchecked for holo channels manually to prevent YouTube automated systems throwing a fit

>>102102172
>>102102231
you can thank the Kpop fans for fucking everyone over lol

>>102102081
Die For You did pretty well, it was specifically Sepia that got raped and killed

>>102102292
The funniest part is the absolute fucking absurdity of the checks they have in place for kpop stans
>volume cannot be lower than 30% on the player
>can't be embedded
>can't be an inactive tab
>have to watch for longer than x amount of minutes
>etc.

>>102102294
>Die For You did pretty well
Well about that…

I really did think we were getting sexy Mori on Die for You.

moriface

Mori's face on my boobs

>>102102460
I always look at Die for You as one those filler song that releases before the bigger songs hitter drop

>>102097037
I wish Mori was playable in this game
they have a "mental breakdown" system
wonder what type of mental debuff she would have

>>102102231
>Even Suisei got shafted by it.
She and Marine are actually the only ones who didn't in hololive. Oddly enough them 2 are the ones Youtube Japan decide to promote all the time.

>>102102426
Anon we been through this before. The dude literally sucks neal's cock and make excuses for something that hasn't happened to anyone else.

>>102102598
i'm in love with default mori

Would you still love Mori if she had below-average IQ?

>>102103579
Wait are you telling me that mori is super smart?

>>102103579
My sweet, sweet, ignoramors...

>>102103579
>if

>>102103369
You sound jealous like a woman

Mori please for membership stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUSXVkpvKuc

>>102104469
Nigger please lmao. Marine isn't as bad, but they been glazing suisei for free since 2022. When the platform itself is doing it of course you ain't going to have any issues.

https://x.com/search?q=from%3AYouTubeJapan%20suisei&src=typed_query&f=live

https://x.com/search?q=from%3AYouTubeJapan%20houshoumarine&src=typed_query&f=live

>>102104662
I just want another asmr...

>>102102058
>Muh bots
Get a new cope man, Holos have been natural for several weeks now
Furthermore, if the way those Niji bots effect basically ever other vtuber, than I guaranteed "ex-holo" you're trying to dickriding is also getting botted lol

I don't like horses. Can there be a game with cute dino girls or something?

>>102105344
Why can’t you just be happy about other members getting the opportunities they deserve?

Facesitting ASMR

>>102106376
Has nothing to do with that, It's just pointing out her opinion on the effects of streaming is incredibly biased and isn't relevant to anyone else in the company. La+ even attempted it and it only made things worse.

>>102106376
nat but wtf are you talking about? he didn't insult them or anything like that.

>>102106376
NTA but you can be happy for them and also can also accept that YT literally shilling them for free might correlate to why the algo changes have left them mostly unaffected
There aren't contradictory positions lol

>>102106547
No, La+ did it because Apex/Valo spam fucking sucks ass and rapes everything from your algo to viewership, not because of music reasons

Lets face it the golden years are over and the smart one's already jumped ship, it's gonna be a slow and painful decline for holo unless they turn it around and put some wind back in their sails.

>>102107282
>the golden years are over and the smart one's already jumped ship, it's gonna be a slow and painful decline for holo
Except Holos are basically the only vtubers who's music can constantly pull
If you think the algo change hurt them, you should see what it did to literately everyone else

>>102107282
Saying this while no one even got close to their Holo averages is wild

>>102107403
Also count the indies who have been successful on your hands who didn't grow their fanbase through a corpo first lmao

>>102107282
Alright then, bye bye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Nostradamus

>>102107847
I want mori to succeed just as much as anyone here

God centaur Calli would be so beautiful.

>>102107282
Hololive has the same problem as Vshojo, adding more waves divides more resources and maybe some set income. Joining a big vtuber company is very beneficial if your new like advent or justice to get a set size fanbase. Besides dividing resources some existing members probably dont want their fanbase to be distributed to other members.

>>102108277
Monster Musume watch along when?

>>102108334
>fanbase to be distributed to other members
I'll say this but gura was smart in I making sure chumbuds only watch her. Having said that I think mori should go hard on pandering to her core dead beats.
more husky voice ASMR please

I will brush centaur Calli and make her pretty.

>>102108423
Stop noticing

Amalee had to be friends with either Nerissa or Mori's PL accounts for her to have a music collab with Nerissa. Amalee struggled just to touch 4 view before joining Vshojo.

>>102108448
It's actually amazing how insulted gura's fanbase was. Even during the fucking re-debut kiara only went from 7.5k to 6.5k viewers and during the charity stream they only went from 14.5k to 14k when she started. Her only substantial overlap was Fauna, who isn't here anymore either and hasn't even streamed since the redebut i think.

What is up with Mori and Horses lately

>>102108631
*how insulated

>>102108263
>"B-bwos Holo is fucking DYING and eve-everyone whos smart jumped ship, p-plwease stop watching!!"
>"W-what do you mean? I want Mori to succeed just like you guys, of course I'm a real deadbeat, heres my Mori (shitpost signature) image!!"

>>102109095
out of all the debbie's in this thread I want you to know you're my favorite :}

>>102109146
Nino is so fucking good, I love her art

What if Mori were to do a stream where she makes tacos out of ingredients she can find at the Japanese super market?

>>102109509
Since the mori taco incident ive been telling her to do a taco cooking stream or a big holoen taco cooking challenge.

>>102109989
The whole taco thing was funny as fuck with a bunch of beaners thinking their cultural version of meat on carbs is something special.

Meep

>>102106416
Yes please Then we get to return the favor and irrumatio her

>>102112004
Mori and Rice Shower

>>102113527
F

>>102111989
I wanna pinch her checks

New Mori Art
https://x.com/cham2210/status/1942961942940836045
https://x.com/cham2210/status/1942962197103333555

>>102116104
I enjoy how Cham almost exclusively draws her in an american flag bikini lol

>Mori's Korean wife (blue) is gaining muscle again
Imagine them feeling up each other's sweaty biceps and abs next time they meet up...

>>102116284
Ok that's cool and all but when is the fight between them. I suggest they should fight completely nude

>>102116510
I second this, and they should cover themselves in oil as well

>>102108334
>waves

>Ci
Your thoughts on this guy?

I FUCKING LOVE Mori Calliope and I DON'T CARE who knows it

>>102123343(me)
forgot the pic

>>102122832
Giant swinging meepers.

>https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1943232189644296567
Morp tweetin'

>>102118658
The bikini + cape actually looks sick

>>102123343
I guess you could call this a Huge W

>>102123343
>>102123361
My boy and my friend! Together?

gnite

>>102125200(me)
forgor my image s.mh

>>102125200
>>102125231
Bau night

>>102124577
Your boyfriend!

Calvin's nipples in my mouth

I'm still fucking curious just how bad Mori and Gura's friendship went to this day. They make pretty good music together, it's a shame

>>102127081
They always hated each other

>>102123343
>>102123361
>rhythm game bubble shooter

>>102127473
Yeah, the art style and characters look cute but bubble shooters aren't my thing. Good for Mori and Foobs though

>can't manage to get good results with my McQueen
>but my Goldship raising is now impeccable
Man..
Hope Mori has good results today

Mori and Gigi should fight shirtless in the rain

>>102129383
what kind of parent names their child "shirtless"

Come at me bro ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Came, they did, and my shit, they rocked.
(X _ x)

I think Mori should make out with her wife and let me watch

>>102130880
which one

>>102131102
The Asian one

>>102131114
https://youtu.be/X6BPqhza60M

so did mori hang out with ame during the convention? or was she whoring it up with her eceleb friend group.

>>102131300
Ame is a eceleb.

>>102131300
Are you going to be a normal holo fan now? Or are you going to keep whoring it up with your multiple schizo lovers

Is McQueen considered hard to win with?

Like clockwork

>>102132485
She's a bit tough, but when you know how to properly stat out to win races it's easier

>>102132485
Yeah, he lost every race in Cars

>>102130138
https://files.catbox.moe/q0b57b.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0t7o2g.png

>>102132485
She's decent but the most important thing in this gacha is the support cards. The support cards give you bonuses and skills

>>102133506
I am scared/excited to open these once I am off mobile

>>102132634
Morishi shattering my rib cage…..

How many times do you meep a day?

>>102135905
Yes.

>>102064385 (OP)
>calli is a horse now
how the table have turned..

>>102137236
Uh...

>>102137194
If you can’t beat em…

>>102137654
What's the matter?
It's just nice pic of all 6 Myth members

I think Mori Calliope and Gigi Murin should go on a date where they have a nice bint, then afterwards go back to one of their places and meep.

>>102141492
What if Gigi gets emotional and starts crying after she bogos all over Mori?

>>102141642
Then they hit pause and share a delicious nap.

Mori's gonna take a caffeinated piss at some point during this stream, I feel

GLOBAL

>went through three campaigns on her own
she's addicted..

Mori horsification continues...

>>102142702
Neigh...

Mori should live like goldship and have lots of sex
with me

>>102142950
>I think you could live more like Goldship
He wants Mori to father over 500 children?

>>102142950
Do you have 2m JPY for that?

>>102143125
yes actually

>>102143041
Clearly he means screwing gamblers out of billions of yen because someone distracted her ADHD brain

NO UMAMUSUKOS

>normal horses don't exist in the Umamusume-verse
How the hell does that even work? What did their history look like without horses?

>>102143828
They just gave the horse girls weapons directly. I made that up

>>102143828
The wild west must have been really wild

>can I slurp up some stamina
jesus christ Mori

>Mcqueen's ult popped
>Actually fell behind 2 positions
That's rough lmao

>>102144450
>it happened twice in a row
oof

>>102144536
Mori would make a great soccer mom.

>>102144536
Yeah her stamina being so low means that McQueen can't maintain top speed during that last section lol

was that the longest prroink we've gotten this year?

>got three SSRs in twenty pulls
All of Mori's card pulling luck went into gacha luck

>>102145135
This is actually just make-up luck due to her not pulling a signed card in the HoloTCG lol

ngl Mori is making me to play this dumb horse game

RUDOLF HATE

>>102145705
It's fun in a way also it's not that hard to understand the mechanics