Bat Reaction Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 7/6:
1: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (3,309)
2: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,995) *Tie
2: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (2,968) *Tie
4: https://twitch.tv/Saiiren (2,853) *Tie
4: https://twitch.tv/Arielle (2,825) *Tie
6: https://twitch.tv/dokibird (2,767)
7: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (2,424)
8: https://twitch.tv/GEEGA (2,306)
9: https://twitch.tv/Sykkuno (2,272)
10: https://twitch.tv/SmugAlana (2,197)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/KSPKSP (3,551) *Chinese
2: https://www.youtube.com/@YukinoshitaPeo (3,404) *Japanese
3: https://twitch.tv/hennie2001 (2,853) *Chinese

>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>/lig/ Wheel of Names
https://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
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>Upcoming Birthdays
July 8th - Lumituber
July 10th - Camila
July 11th - Yenkoes
July 12th - Peepeehead
July 20th - Callie Calico
July 23rd - Fallenshadow
July 24th - Yuniiho & Shxtou
July 28th - Eros
August 5th - Shylily
August 6th - Tob
August 11th - Vienna
August 12th - Silvervale & Yanderae

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//flip/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//mint/
>>>/vt//swarm/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//choc/
>>>/vt//vsj+/

Previous Thread: >>102061333

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

I love Milky!

erm

look at this NERD

RES isn't banned in mine or any of my friends channels so he's just attention baiting

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>>102064884
Fuck you

>>102064884
>>102064930
>imitating a ritual post because you’re so schizophrenic you can’t stand seeing a single name in a list of numbers
Genuinely pathetic, I’m sorry anniebaker

>>102064944
I don't even get it, since she's not even in the numbers today. All he did was adding a second /choc/

>>102064944
>you can’t stand seeing a single name in a list of numbers
kirsche isn't even in the 7/7 numbers. he deliberately went back a day to remove a name when he could've just taken the new numbers. he's seething for literally no reason.

>>102064869 (OP)

Numbers for 7/7:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba (25,802)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (14,002)
3: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (10,531)
4: https://twitch.tv/filian (5,483)
5: https://www.youtube.com/@mintfantome (3,802)
6: https://twitch.tv/deme (2,965) *Tie
6: https://twitch.tv/camila (2,948) *Tie
8: https://twitch.tv/SmugAlana (1,996)
9: https://twitch.tv/Vienna (1,885)
10: https://twitch.tv/ChaChaYourVmom (1,699)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/Kamito_JP (embed) (4,921) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/hennie2001 (embed) (2,628) *Chinese
3: https://twitch.tv/orkpod (embed) (1,705) *Russian

Feeling a lil grah coming on

>>102064944
uh oh melty

>>102065007

>no 3am posts.
This is going to be a good thread.

Meat nursing handjob

>>102064723
>girl_dm
Now that's a good name
Nobody will ever get anything similiar

jacking off to squ's feet in the black fishnets

purple cat good

*Interrupts /lig/'s regularly scheduled programming*
Okay so basically, I love Japanese flower fairies.

Do you think if I request a base transfer to Germany that Inis would want to meet up?

grimmi should say japanimation

>>102065093

>>102064996
She's annoying

>>102064827
>"batcahd" shows up in /pcg/ at about the same time that Kirscheschizo bakes a thread with a Bat OP
Hmmm...

If you’re taller than her, have a pot belly and an unshaven snail trail and you ask politely enough Callie would probably give you a thighjob where she teases you

>>102065121
*kicks you*

>>102065138
I fit that build and that's nice that Callie would do that and all but really I'm trying to slide into Ottermom instead

>>102065138
>>102065094
Is this the vtuber board, or the board to find escorts?

If you're a /pol/ sloppa sell out GEEGA might treasure you as her kitten.

>>102065164

it's a shame that gamma refuses to masturbate on stream despite already acting like a massive slut

https://brantagames.itch.io/motus
liggers who would play this?

Listening to cumtown because nobodies live and my gay best friend Nick Mullen just said “bad at video games” and I had a visceral reaction

i love whores

I need to see Geega shitting out a fat log can someone gen that

>>102065236
Please kys

>>102065200
>>102065235
me too and I also love tits

>>102065236
okay

>>102065167
*hits nina*

>>102065236
This.

I was worried I made no videos yesterday, but it turns out I made a bunch. You think GEEGA ever worries about that?

>>102065159

You now remember Sweetily exists and is fluent in Mandarin.

I need to see GEEGA as a t-rex. Would one of you be kind enough to gen this sloppa, or doodle bob one out?

>>102065245
Thank you

Those Menace flesh streams got me bricked like a fucking diamond

Geega dosent even know this guy exists kek

>>102065329
meds

>>102065314
A lot of people are fluent in Mandarin and also exist.

I can't look away, someone help.

>>102065329
>plural
oh shid I only saw the one

>>102065334
>implying Geega doesn't know everything

>>102065334
I've never chatted in her channel when she was live. I would hope GEEGA isn't aware of me. I wouldn't want to distract GEEGA from her kitten asmondgold.

>>102065339
No they don't

>>102065339
Proof?

Where's the /bat+/ thread?

I'm so fucked up I'm so fucked up forever

>>102065365
You're in it

>>102065338
meth. revcom.

>>102065385
Noice.

excuse me lig, may I rape miia?

>>102065343
She did three or four i think, each one lewder than the previous and she's visibly a fuckig pervert so i bet she will start showing the goods before the year ends

>>102065394
Show her banned.video.

>>102065413
Why isn’t Bao doing the same

>>102065413
are there no vods anymore?

>>102065454
>>102065454
>>102065454

>>102065460
What is a Mormago?

*coos*

>>102065476
Why did bat ban you?

Saru in 1h with blue archive

>>102065495
good morning

>>102065444
because menace is a horny slut

>>102065460
bat has three threads

>>102065505
How is Saru these days? Does she still have PTSD from reading reddit, or is she on some other easy trend to hop on now?

How do I flirt

>>102065517
This isn't google little broski

>>102065517
With me? Try first with wearing something playful then ask if you can see my dinosaurs, and play it by ear from there.

>>102065517
You grab their boob and yell TITTY TWISTER and win. It shows your assertiveness as well as your ability to neg/flirt with them but Nemu is streaming again so you don't need a real girl

The Twitch algorithm has blessed me with a recommendation for a 2view with a cute voice and model and some type of Asian accent. Today is a good day.

>>102065413
how would current menace react if she accidentally showed her pussy during a stream
would she immediately cover it and end stream? or would she say fuck it and just continue masturbating with it in clear view?

>>102065517
It is not you. No one knows anymore. This cartridge is reset at last save, in it's most merciless form. September 10 2001 and before.

>>102065517
pull down your pants and spread your asscheeks apart. then bend over and get ready to be mounted

>>102065517
shove nemu's whole head up your asshole

GEEGA fan art mostly looks like men. GEEGA viewers are scared to see her as anything more, or less than a masculine warrior. GEEGA fan artitsts who keep the good stuff keep it hidden.
By the way I'm pretty sure GEEGA was inspection by Owl House when it came to designing her original model.

>>102065505
Why is Saru so excited to play the loli game?

>>102064869 (OP)
Sinder status?

>>102065608
Imagine a Geega model with anny's artstyle?

beri status?

>>102065602
This.

>>102065642
buggin

>>102065517
Try the "Gift a Sub" button below the stream

GEEGA is the only vtuber in the Northern hemisphere who would sport winter camping fashion in the middle of July.
She badly needs a summer make over on her channel. I could go for summer dress GEEGA in a sun hat holding sunflowers.

Saruei? Being nice to another artist?
What is this timeline?

>>102065642
banned from being with 5 miles of every school

>[Playing with my stinky mods]
In Generation Z slang, the ick is used to describe a feeling of disgust that arises towards a love interest, usually after a specific, often trivial, behavior.

I fucking love whores!

>>102065642
doing karaoke later today

>>102065666
She's always been nice to artists that actually draw instead of drama farming all the time. also checked

>>102065642
So kissable.

Blue stream today!

>>102065636
That is pretty soft, but is there a way to go softer?

Nice gamma burp

https://x.com/yenkoto/status/1942525295124230411

YenYen has an announcement Please dont be anything bad. Please just be merch or a song or something

muh feet stinky

>>102065697
I have a slightly chibified Geega image.

>>102065725
yooooo is that laimu

>>102065589
I don't know anything about her so i obviously can't tell for sure but in every handcam stream i watched she shows her crotch for five seconds before hiding it and saying "no more" only to do it again a minute later with each exposure lasting longer than the last so maybe if she gets horny enough.... (And if the shy exhibitionist thing is just a act she should win a Oscar because she's damn good at it)

I love esl women

>>102065686
>>102065718
Imagine the smell

>>102065595
imagining

>>102065642
Pissing and shitting because she gets to hang out with Mint.

Italian woman love
https://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku

why does Vivi still stream at 720p

>>102065613
Saru is a known pedophile

lig dood
wut nau?

Oh ffs we had 3 days of good weather and now it's sunny again
Goddamit

test

>>102065866
Forgot image

I think GEEGA should be depicted in a traditional summer dress. Geega seems to prefer modesty, and traditional dresses don't tend to be over the top.

>>102065912
>furry avatar
>opinion discarded

>>102065912
form of known racist: BAT!
form of known lolicon: SARUEI!

>>102065912
KNOWN LOLICON!

https://www.amazon.de/-/en/Chinese-Traditional-Buddhism-Meditation-Buddhist/dp/B0CJ8RJMKV


If GEEGA wants to go ultra modest maybe something like this for the summer?

known RACIST batatvideogames
known PEDOPHILE saruei

uuu

>RES is German
that explains a lot

https://www.lolitain.com/sally-garden-series-daily-imperial-style-square-neckline-high-waist-lotus-short-sleeves-small-floral-embroidery-long-dress-op-p-12829.html?srsltid=AfmBOopuwsZRmAdYmpBYwMXSH7kckuLQKan7ukKeOpt_TXayBySIttgF

If GEEGA wants to keep her style with summer, and allow herself to be less of a tomboy, so her viewers don't always make their fan art of her so masculine maybe something like this would be appropriate for GEEGA to wear.

>>102066001
Can you fuck off back to wvt?

>>102066040
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>102066039
I'm vietnamese?

>>102066064
They think you're German because you have .de in that Amazon link.

>>102065912
>you cite saru

>>102066064

um you're chinese

what if your oshi blasted cigs

>>102066148
xiao hong shu lao gan ma!

Saru live with rare thusdayaponsorship

What if you found out that Inis was bavarian

>>102064930

Việt kiều Đức

>>102066136
https://files.catbox.moe/ise0le.png

>heart in sarus stream announcement
Were so back

Gayest fanbase in lig desu

bit my tongue in my sleep

Why doesn't Kuu's model ever blink?

>>102066243
Fat fuck cant stop eating even in sleep

>>102066245
she doesn't ever blink from the drugs

>>102066245
shit I meant wink not blink

>>102066243
why are you black?

What the fuck is Blue Archive is even about? besides lolis

>>102066245
She does wink but not with her eyes

>>102066249
I've been grinding my teeth in my sleep for over a decade including when I was a perfect 145 lbs

>>102066259
I think she still uses a webcam for the tracking and it doesn't support winking

>>102066272
vengeance

>>102065613
Is she excited to play pragmata

In the end, no one was able to groom tanya into being their wife to get her out of south africa. Those poor, poor maxes. Who will they groom now that the tanya bowl is officially over?

>>102066312
Were moving over to Nina since she won't abandon the shibes to go corpo

>>102066312
Her reincarnation

>>102066191

>>102066322
keep telling yourself that

>>102066322
she won't go corpo but she will graduate

>saru drank enough to have liver problems at 30

I love Vivi

>>102066417
Vrc sluts are the best

>catch up on /lig/
>layna's gpu is dying so she can't stream
kek
honestly deserved for being gone so long over nothing. have fun replacing a 3k gpu after paying for your 10k vacation

>>102066312
There's not even a 1% success rate of this happening across all vtubers.

>>102066312
Tanya telepathic pilots an official size NFL and UFO football up youths now. A fate far too kind for the communists that live to rampage. To end and end many careers, and many white lives. Until.

I forgot Filian exists
What is she doing these days

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

>>102066458
Oh hey it's the schizo I remember you

>>102066184
woah

>>102066449
and yet they keep trying

>Saru might cosplay some blue archive in the future
Uuuuuuuu

>>102066486
And with me here, she will be VERN.

>>102066504
At least she doesn't need to make her boobs bigger.

>>102066488
Can you be my boy bride

>>102066481
Love and support my nuts

>>102066514
do I get to wear the black or white dress

>>102066441
She taking tomato gpu since his computer is still there and putting it in tomorrow

>>102066533
Black and blue or white and gold its all the same

>>102066533
white dress you are the bride

unless you want to do something gothic i'm down to clown

>>102066272
Cute girls doing cute things.

>gacha sponsorship
>there's an update
Classic

>>102066547
If you saw white and gold you’re retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H19Nt9aidgk

pekora solo repo

for some reason very trendy with the jp holos

maybe they're on a training arc

>>102066561
>he hasnt unlocked his third eye to witness both realities

>>102066272
The overall theme is being a responsible adult
The secondary themes surround friendship, joy and the perils of adulthood.
Oh and the kids are immune to bullets for some reason and all of the other human adults have metamorphosed into twisted monsters (The character you play as is on that path)

>>102065087
I love Lucy and shondo

Did they actually had a voice actress say Saruei just for the sponsorship or is it AI?

>>102066579

>>102066597
AI voices should be more common for names. Fucking black and white had it 24 years ago

>>102066597
Does it matter?

It's not fucking fair. There's some really cool black people like Terry Crews and what do we get? Fucking arax man. Fuck this gay earth

I just wanna say that I wanna bang Asuna, Toki, Karin, Rio and Hanako

And also maybe Saru if she puts on the halo

>>102066597
its TTS, pretty cool feature imo

>>102066514
why are you black?

So Saru does like dark skinned characters as long as they're female.

>>102065904
I randomly dreamt that she was comforting me (nonsexually) and she tightly hugged me and we fell on a bed together. I think I woke up with a boner though.

>>102066719
>as long as they're female.
Her Fansly says otherwise

>>102066736
They are tanned, not black.

>>102066719
Sarus always liked white characters with dark skin

>>102066540
i hope it works for her chat's sake. waiting 2 months for a chuuba is asking a lot unless there's a serious reason. i'd probably be pissed if my oshi took 2 months off for just a vacation. according to her discord she went to 8 cities and stayed an extra week for ax after she already said she was leaving?

>>102066755
sure....

>>102066755
Come on bro

>>102066798
Why would she lie about that?

>>102066800
someone tell kuu about the cooking stream she'll be in shambles

>>102066475
Wednesday she's supposed to be meeting Manny Pacquiao and doing cs crate unboxings.
Yesterday she did viewer confessions

>>102066814
No I mean you saying guys in her fansly are "tanned"

>>102066755
lol

>>102066778
>>102066798
She literally went on a rant recently about the guys in her animations being tanned. You blacked fags need to accept reality.

>>102066719
I hope you perish for starting this timeloop

>>102066836
Yes, she specificly said they are tanned and not black when she was talking about the blacked allegations

Doob morning

not pale as a ghost?? thats a blackie!!

>>102066849
>>102066858
Sounds like a damage control to me after she saw people noticed just like with Ywuria but w/e

>>102066879
She literally denied that it's interracial

>>102064869 (OP)
>>102065385
>>102065506
>>102066778
Niggabat.

>>102066868
Good morning doobster. What the dooby doobing?

>>102066736
>>102066798
>>102066879
kek denial

Blacked fags are so cooked they can not comprehend the concept of a tan.

>>102066920
Another day or two off maybe, For sure a stream saturday as per Saba stream mention i think.

>>102066889
Again, damage control just like when Ywuria posted that pic and then tried to pretend she didn't know what blacked mean

>>102066940
keep being in denial /trash/cuck lmao

stop replying to obvious bait

>>102066949
Don't reply to him, he's literally jerking off to this.

>>102066762
I hope her vacation is longer, so her fans can prove that her channel is appreciated beyond the live show. Twitch partners should go live less, and promote the VODs they have available more. That way everyone gets a chance to stream. Honestly I think streams shouldn't go beyond an hour. Usually the 15 minute just chatting intro is enough for a satisfying show.

>>102066634
man you ain't as cool as Terry Crews either

speaking of retards has meichaschizo killed himself yet? shes a 4view now :D

>>102066977
She needs a makeover.

>>102066977
Pippa's pipussy

>>102066977
Luv Pippa.

WATAME!

>>102066938
I can't wait for them to collab

>>102066868
Doob morning

what if I told you I like para and she’s my oshi

>>102066966
i've been meaning to ask are you just a larping faggot or are you really this fucking weird

TIME FOR BLUE

I saw everyone telling Shondo to try and contact pippa and collab with her if she wants to become an idol, what does pippa have to do with idols?

>>102066940
BOO

>>102066955
no thank you, I have other plans

TIME FOR BLUE!

>>102067042
I would strongly suggest that you do not acknowledge them. Eventually they will get to a point where they start samefagging their own conversations. Whether that happens before or after they get banned again is anyone's guess.

>>102067039
HA HA

>>102066597
It will say your name too.

>>102067049
Nothing outside of occasional 3d concerts. They're just literal phasebeggars.

https://www.twitch.tv/geega/clip/BigQuaintAirGuitarPipeHype-HvhS91Y5joeXGQcN

In a alternate timeline GEEGA became the Tiger King.

Yesterday's stream made me realize that periwinkle is my oshi

>>102067104
are the phasebeggars in the room with us now?

>>102067049
Phase does 3d shows now and again but assuming she is serious idk why she wouldnt just try Nimi since she probably will do more eventually granted idk how well barking up that tree will go

>>102067102
Can it say the n word?

>>102067081
ok thanks anon

>>102067056
Why are you posting random North African man

>>102066949
holy projection

>>102066858
>>102066889
I don't know whether to call you or Saruei retarded but one of you is retarded.

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>102067166
https://files.catbox.moe/r5463i.mp4

>>102067185
The perfect woman

>>102067170
this post reminds me of a certain sloppa pic of squ

>>102066322
Oh yeah just like the beans did(nt)

>>102066312
I'm the only one who remembers how inis and Nina did a fundraiser for her, she banked the money and didn't do shit lmao

>>102067166
saruei is french so she's retarded

>>102067185
I really like this slop, is there more?

>>102067231
Idk. Someone posted this in the ligg two three days ago.

Yeah, he's definetely just tanned
https://files.catbox.moe/fxg5v7.mp4

>>102067220
You are not the only one who remembers that trust me

>>102067253
He's indian just like me

>>102067203
>muh visually appealing contrast
It's the same fucking cope the /trash/vermins always bring. Big oof.

>>102067253
ewww what the fuck is that

>gamma wants to toggle on her areola
please do it don't pussy out

>>102067253
What the fuck is wrong with her left foot

>>102067166
Saruei is retarded
That is a fact

>>102067253
That pussy has seen 10000 dicks

peace and love

>tried undertale
>shit was boring
Based kuu

Is your oshi's asshole hairy?

>>102067263
>anyone a shade darker than the woman = black
I can't believe my goat is black...

>>102067278
It's supposed to be a perspective shot from the front but it looks like shit

>>102067302
>>102067166
this is tan

>>102067292
Someday she will graduate

>>102067312
You can see he's tan under light

>>102067311
No it looks way worse than shit, that shit looks like a monstrosity. I would say it looks like AI but it looks even worse than that. Like wtf is that even

>>102067253
"Tanned" or not idc it's solid stuff and for all my criticisms of her and her stances on stuff she voices her own porn. I respect her for that alone.

>>102067166
and people bought the tan excuse? lmao

>>102067253
god why did you have to remind me how fucking garbage her animations are
people genuinely pay money for this

>>102067371
>it's solid stuff

>>102067416
mari used to be soulful

>>102067426
And now, no just like Joker, she has been buttraped and buckbroken.

>>102067297
Lucy's? No, she's open about it. Shondo doesn't talk about but she probably removes it judging from her reaction to a scene in 1984. Minto could go either way with being a fem bi girl.

>>102067499
>my father
Or your mom is a whore

>>102067470
>minto
If all her fanart is anything to go by it's smooth and very well used

Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy

>>102067426
>>102067438
I'd argue she was fake from the beginning and people gave her a pass because they liked her as a streamer and thoughtshe was funny. Shondo remarked she was vastly different from her online persona when she met her in la with oli last year. Asking her to change for the phase audience probably wasn't a big ask. Cause now you got her playing shit like mecha break which would of never have flown unless she got sponsored before.

She's considering the goggles

Whenever I see Lucy's name mentioned i immediately perk up a little bit.

>>102067426
That is like saying Nyan was soulful. She still is but she simply grew up and out of what she used to be while some of her fans stayed on the same developmental stage.

>>102067540
I love Lucy

>>102067499
Wondrous.

>>102067540
Same, but my dick twitches

>>102067470
>>102067516
See

>>102067541
But this change happened overnight when she debuted for phase. She immediately changed from that weekend from Thursday to saturday. You can't tell me that's a natural change for somebody.

>>102067499
CIA wants to cum inside Squ but maybe he should aim for Squ's mom. A mature woman will show him the way

>>102067562
wanus wissible

>>102067562
Oh I see. I see it all. Man I want my pubes waxed.

>>102067597
London?

>want to jack off
>no good new NSFW art of my oshi since I last jacked off
God dammit

>>102067597
It's not worth it. Get laser hair removal instead.

>>102067597
Got my legs and thighs waxed about a year ago - one of the most unpleasant and painful sensations I’ve ever felt, I would never want to subject my groin to that sensation even if it was for my chuuba

>>102066548
ok fine

https://x.com/astralinetv/status/1942577530848043354

>>102067578
Erm... what the shelly? I don't know any single word on Hungarian

>>102067620
>>102067630
If Oli can do it, so can you you wimps.

>64 hours later
Let's try this again

>saru always makes the joke of calling people with heteroromantia "homophobia"
>chatter makes the joke after heteroromantia girl is on screen
>mat says it's heteroromania
>other mods tell him it's a joke reference
>mat: "... this isn't the place for it"
Been a while since I could say a saru mod is being really fucking retarded

>>102067641
The language of love needs no words!

>>102067613
I'd crossdress for you if you're a cute looking femboy/girl if you want but I'm a dude.
>>102067630
I've epilated my body before waxing shouldn't be too bad though I'd laser probably everything sans face if I had the money.

>>102067644
>wimp
I'm just saying laser hair removal is better

>>102067693
Twitch Mods not acting like despotic middle managers challenge: impossible

>>102067693
You're telling me the guy who gifted over 5000 subs to a woman on the internet is a bit of a retard?

>>102067693
>Been a while since I could say a saru mod is being really fucking retarded
You can say this anytime a mod makes himself known

>>102067705
Grape should post video of peepeehead biting her ass

Has anyone ever ran into the situation where you removed your pubes but the girl you were about to fuck didn't?

Remember when saru used to put "VA" in her bio. She clearly wants to be one and chat just tells her "you're not a VA"

>>102067752
>the girl you were about to fuck
Never.

>>102067752
I'm am sure that has happened at least once in human history

>>102067769
She is a VA as long as she only does her own voice. Anything else just makes her sound like Kermit on helium.

>>102067752
>girl you were about to fuck
Very funny, I am LOLing and ROFLing so hard right now

Sedua cooked again, but it's not vtuber related so I can't post it here

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

Oli send like the kind of girlfriend that would insist she has something important to show you then farting and laughing

Thoughts this German?
https://www.twitch.tv/nayami

>>102067831
Shame they cancelled Penelope Pussycat, Saru could voice her

>>102067906
Ich habe Schmerzen

>>102067752
>the girl you were about to fuck
>the girl
>girl
>irl
Normie get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>102067843
Unlike Nyan Pinkposters are 99% gay but there is that 1%, you know?

I like reading the little scenarios Oli puts in her going live notifications

Sloppy sweaty lovey dovey steamy sex with soft women

>>102067693
I got banned for literally telling her that Haytham is Connor’s dad 6 hours it was revealed to her beforehand. Her mods are retards

>>102067906
Man, watching German vtubers is weird.
It makes you realise how 99% of sentences are just slang. Literally. I wonder how German second language viewers would ever understand a German streamer.
It must be a nightmare.

She does seem pretty cute though!

>>102067989
>chatting in a known BPDemons chat with powertripping window licking retard mods

>>102067989
I'm fairly certain her mods don't actually watch streams and just pick chatters to time out and ban at random from her chat

>>102067562
ghost rimjob woo woo

>>102067963
Yeah I am that 1%

>>102068063
Here I am, trying to optimize my work as hard as possible so nothing freezes under workload.

Meanwhile that Tricky model and Sabas model look like someone applied the vertices with a paintbrush tool.

>>102067989
I wouldn't be surprised if Saru herself thought it was a spoiler just because she wasn't paying attention

>>102067499
When are you going to do porn with Skullsmashed, Squ?

>>102067689
This bitch a sleep addict

>>102067499
That explains it. Squ got the high T chad genes.

>Fufu gets scolded by chat because she did not think that "cucked" is a word that has a sexual context
>Fufu then gets angry at her chat because "Food Porn" is not a sexual thing
>confused Fufu calls Katie for a collab
>asks her is she can "knock Katie's door in" (she meant the Twitch collab feature, it's called knocking)
>Katie tells her that this is something sexual
kino

>>102068183
>>102068183
>>102068183

>>102067900
Only on burger night. She'd probably normally ask you to be quite while she streams. I'm banned though, so she's not my problem either way.

>>102068196
>"knock Katie's door in"
>this is something sexual
News to me.

>>102068426
it means anal seggs Anon

>>102068494
I mean I could gather as much if someone told me it was sexual, but the closest phrase to that I've ever heard is "to kick someone's door in" which isn't sexual at all. I've never heard "knock someone's door in."

Sex with the retarded Nyanners poster

>>102065097
she should also spread her granus and release the contents of her grolon (grimmi colon) on my chest