This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1939581738285719892/photo/1
Lumi's brain IS ACTIVATED. SHE'S GOING BACK TO HER ROOTS. STRATEGY [satur]DAY IS BACK


Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

In two hours, Lumi will be asking us to take a picture with her!: https://youtu.be/TQY9xKRt_Lk

Previous Thread:>>101974520

>>102067211 (OP)
So, I’m watching Lumi’s Sunday Vod and I need to know. Why does she hate it when Gumis call her/think of her as a Stacy? Wouldn’t be called a stacy be a good compliment for a woman? Is there something I’m missing.

>>102067211 (OP)
I wish I could drink Lumi’s lemonade.

>>102067816
I doubt the way she makes lemonade is much different from what you could make yourself

Isle of lumi

>>102067570
stacy is usually an insult, it's like calling a man a douche. With Lumi in particular it's even more offensive since she doesn't like stacys
>>102067958
surely it must at least come out cold, you can't sell warm lemonade

>>102068014
But anon, Lumi is a beautiful, hyperfeminine white blonde woman, with her own clique of women. Lumi is, for all intents and purposes, the quintessential Stacy.

>>102067570
she is a nerd but people accuse her of being a whore, grifter,, and an extrovert. none of which are true, but she really takes issue with the extrovert part. she isnt faking. not to cast shade, but when you are a rare exception to a rule, you normally get annoyed when you are lumped in.

so we have confirmed there are two non-whore gumis. are there any others?

>>102068242
There is only 1 pretending to be 2.

>>102068265
are you the schizo who thinks everyome in this thread is same fagging or are you making some sort of riddle?

is 20 questions anon still here?

>Lumi and her mom bought a display table for rocks and they still have it
>Lumi is so happy to get rocks but insists she’s not a crystal girl
What a weird mother-daughter duo.

>>102068603
she's a little retarded. I think she likes crystals but isnt one of those girls who believes all of the mysticism crap. even though she sort of does because she thinks self-gaslighting is important

>>102068299
>>102068572

>>102068905
>not including schizo anti in reply chain
>samefagging
I hate how fucking new you faggots are it's disgusting. I cant wait you shitskins are all scoured from the face of the planet

>>102068629
Lumi likes cute things and crystals are cute

>>102069860
there's two types of retarded. adorable and annoying. this is the adorable type

>>102069138
Lots of projection here in this post

>>102070298
nice ragebait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQY9xKRt_Lk
she sounds so sleepy today

Sex with lumi and her mom

youtube chat is so gay. she knew what she wanted to do but these cucks wouldnt throw down

This stream kills the sensitive young man

surrender all your wares, and deliver them onto me

>you know what's even better?
>cum
>I get up from my sofa to look at what she's doing
I feel like shit but when she said that it was like a shot of expresso

>>102071415
she makes me happy

>>102071133
how so?

>ywn have bratty lumi try to trip you when you're cooking or cleaning
>ywn have her walk around naked saying this is her home she can do what she wants and teases you for looking
>ywn have her sweaty body try to trip you up playing games with her
>ywn have her find your porn stash and get curious
>ywn have her buy those dumb oversized paws, cat ears, collar and draw on cat whiskers to try and tease you
what's even the point of living sober if I can't have this

>>102071678
>what's even the point of living sober if I can't have this
Is this the power of alcoholism?

>>102071678
this is why everyone with a serious job drinks

>>102071750
unironically yes

why did lumi shrink down lolumi's tits? I can think of some reasons but the bitch has me on her spreadsheets and Im not speculating on this one

>>102072037
she didnt

>>102072557
maybe the sweater puppies variant just jiggle more

>>102072665
it depends if it's layered clothes or a different model entirely, if it's layered then it's also rigged to have a slight gap around moving parts to prevent clipping

>>102072785
ohhhh that makes sense. so they are basically airgapped with a sweater. cheers

There's no escaping this guy

>>102073378
just outbid him, there can be only one.

>>102073432
Nah, it's Olivia, she has a big enough heart for the whole chat, not just the whales

>>102073378
this is good. it means he is diversifying and is a whore. his fixation with lumi was reliant on having someone who felt bad enough to jump on the autism grenades and lumi thinking he might be sane (by way of access to wads of cash). without the former the latter will dwindle and his negative schizo behavior will get more obvious. Im pretty sure there are only 2 non-whores so that wont matter as much but it is good he isnt just a gumi

>>102073645
>Im pretty sure there are only 2 non-whores
What does this mean

>>102071678
just become fyren 2.0. He surely enjoyed it

did lumi want us to play along and groom her today?

I think lumi gave a little too much attention to that cosplayer

>>102076742
why is that?

>>102072494
she's not wearing a bra

>>102075317
Yes

Shame on all of you

>>102079463
ruthless

>>102078941
are you sure?

>>102079931
Yes

Sakana should offer starbro an idol deal and become phase connect first male idol.

>>102079977
ohh she saying ew about the catpose request? woops what a waste of such a great stream idea. If I knew that I would have at least given her some courtesy grooming. next time

I was so excited for this strategy collab. I cancelled a meeting for this ree

>>102068174
Lumi trys to act like one to make up she didn't dress nice intell she was out of high school. In reality she's a nerdy shut in who hates people

>>102080347
is anyone else streaming it? Who was on the collab?
>>102080607
Lumi is like Patrick Bateman, she has conditioned herself to act like that to fit in so people don't notice her

>>102080347
I like late night lumi

>>102080757
yeah we still get latenight lumi that is the more important thing

it literally just occured to me that we can watch it on one of the other girls channels. I might be a retard

>>102080111
Would people watch Starbro? Outside of him being a chad (Lumi's describe him as one) who would be his demographic?

>>102081036
looks like Clio and Jelly are both streaming it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=204toIgH6KM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bweFtwXszos

>>102081066
no one watches male vtubers. stop being gay kek

>>102081451
oh so they are allies? I thought this was going to be civ style woman hunting. nothing to ree about. thanks for the link. I feel weird watching someone else

our mouth breathing oshi doesnt know that a couple of months means two months

Pick one

>>102082247
4, easy

>>102082452
jelly?

>>102082506
no Lumi

lumi was corset anon..

Lumi is proud of her huge penis

>>102082922
I would be too

>>102081066
Women would watch Starbro. He would have the largest female demographic in all of phase connect. And since Lumi said he’s a sweet young boy, there’s no chance he will be a sex pest, and if anything, he’s a huge bottom. So many women will think they can dom him.

>Lumi’s parents work as a Chemist and a biologist
I always imagine them being state congressmen or state senators the way Lumi fears them.

>>102081451
Love her so much

>>102080743
>she has conditioned herself to act like that to fit in so people don't notice her
So just autistic masking?

>>102085709
She's more chameleon than anything.

>>102083607
I don't think women love men who are bottoms/subs.

>>102085709
autistic masking
>>102087230
stop chatting shit without any data

tardwife is eating and then going to start stream soon. she feels weird today. will we get the fun makeup? stay tuned to find out

>>102088345
>tardwife is eating
good

>>102085751
what's the difference?

>>102088837
projected cope

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Tardwife is back! Today we hit plat and stay up til the a small hour playing summer games!

>>102089042
she's really been working overtime recently, these night time mecha streams are fun though

>>102087230
Lumi doesn't. There are very few who would.

>>102089269
That’s because Lumi is also a sub.

>>102089301
Lumi is a switch, she could be a top if ahe wanted to but she doesn't really want to

>>102089042
Lumi is being crazy again

>lumi is a sweaty gamer
>sweat dripping off of her nose
>sweaty chest under her sports bra
>leaving a stain in her chair

>>102089210
nightmi is bestmi
>>102089617
she needs to be crazier
>>102089376
no

>>102089210
Lumi is peak when she's sleep deprived and loopy, seriously

>>102089376
No she isnt. Also If your too nice to her she will not find you attractive

Lumi hates aggressive men

>>102091960
She doesnt want an aggressive man she wants a man who will be a dad to her

lumi is an evening sex girl it looks like from her energy levels at night

How long until Lumi undergoes this experience with starbro?

Noticing that Lumi’s streams are significantly more enjoyable when her discord faggots are hogging every instance of chat interaction.

Noticing that Lumi’s streams are significantly more enjoyable when her discord faggots aren’t hogging up every instance of chat interaction.

>>102092169
Why does she have that look? If she's upset about not being with her childhood friend she should have made a move. A cute guy like that was snatched in what, a few weeks or months tops. She had years to act but did nothing and knew that he was not feeling great about being a virgin. Just should have asked him.

>>102092209
She probably makes a pretty penny off those guys spamming TTS

>>102091548
>>102092108
She wants a manly man who's caring but not a beta way

>>102092323
So starbro?

I will train my willpower until I can overcome Lumi's preferences

>>102092308
TTS spammers are one thing I can endure but I genuinely cannot stand seeing those 5-6 faggots just eating up interactions with their meaningless excuses of “chats”

>>102092396
what is your definition of a good chat

>>102092396
Anon wipes the sweat off his brow, he worked long and hard to come up with the message streamer will read, and now he finally hits Send:

“show bobs”

Lumi really wants to say it
https://files.catbox.moe/2b4uqf.mp3

I miss her already

uuuu

>>102092849
shut up lumi you miss me too

>>102092169
Isn’t she undergoing it now

you fags realize there is a chance starbro looks at this thread right? if he does, the faggy/incesty comments are going to make her furious. she is more than schizo enough to know who is who. keep that in mind

>>102093112
I always have a few personalities on hand all of them vying for control

ew a schizo replied to me

>>102092338
Just any normie looking guy who's nice who's isn't a basement dweller.
Starbro lives in the basement yet.

>>102093112
The incest posts and cuckqueans posts will stop once Lumi accepts her position in the cuck chair

>>102093623
Lumi would never accept the cuck chair when it comes to her brother b

does anyone know who drew this? I really want to give her a hug and tell her not to worry

>>102094317
Looks cute

>>102094317
Lumi as a mom or Lumi as kid?

Does Lumi actually have Anemia? Or is she making things up again? Sorry if this is well known or not, I don’t know that much about Lumi lore.

>>102094698
Everything is fake

>>102094797
If everything is fake, how do we trust Lumi?

>>102094831
Here is the fun part. You don't

>>102095248
Do you doubt Lumi?

>>102095526
I don’t even watch her. I don't enjoy cuck chairs unlike the average poster here. And I don't have the same mental illness that makes me write posts like this
>>102073645

>>102095526
As an old Lumi watcher I haven't trusted her in maybe 2 years.

>>102094698
I believe it, she is all skin and bones

>>102095921
She isnt eugina she's skinny fat she has chub it's just not in areas you see in streams.

>>102096414
fyreeeeeeen, hello brother.

>>102096414
she's nowhere near on eugina's level, thankfully
just because she has skinny fat doesn't mean she doesn't need to eat more, the excercise will help with tone but she still needs nutrients
she is making an effort to eat more at least

>>102095645
Why not?

>>102094698
All of her family has anemia. She even talked about how starbro drinks beet juice.

I want to be Lumi

Will Lumi stream later?

>>102098527
she'll be on twitch in 2 and a half hours

>>102094421
lumi as the kid getting yelled at

That "you really want me to do this for 10 years!?!?" is still lingering in my memories. Are we going to lose the loomster out of nowhere soon?

Workout Wednesday is back, live now
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>102101841
that has been lingering with me as well, we know it's coming but we don't know when. She will be at phase con so that's another year at least unless she graduates before then and just shows up as a one off thing
I'm just trying to enjoy her while we still can

>male friend in school
rrat bros?

>>102103371
Mentioned before

Why did Lumi's heart rate spike when she said she did not want to kill the president of the united states?

>>102103371
you already know

ocean msut have found 4chan. he is shitting up pcg trying to do damage control

>>102104707
What happened that requires damage control?

>>102102125
This. 2 years minimum and 5 years maximum. If her book dream comes true maybe then she will never leave us

she's getting so excited

>>102105105
I don't think her book thing will work out but it would be nice

>>102105102
annoying everyone

>>102105224
>lumi! stop exercising or someone might make another moan compilation
chat is projecting their weird sexual hangups again. so tedious. the fact she doesnt know how to teach them to act normally should be all the proof anyone needs that she is on the up and up

Lumi is a horse girl now

>>102108504
its just autism, they can't keep quiet about it. she knows what happens and she's decided she doesn't care anymore

>>102108674
don't call me that

>>102102125
Lumi is sweaty

>>102108733
yeah fair enough. I feel like the solution is to just ignore them and force exposure therapy until they snap out of it

>>102109364
yes, both literally and figuratively
she is a good announcer too

>>102105352
I don't think so either. Most of those smut books are written by super horny women living out there fantasies in book form. Sadly Lumis too tame to write that stuff in detail, she's could write a regular romance book

>>102111488
she's having so much fun today

does anyone have some good book recommendations? sonething lumi would find interesting but arent midwit? chat is full of crabs and it would be nice to up our game

>>102112696
Lumi would love to read Dialectical and Historical Materialism

>>102112271
she is performing again. it's the worst lumi variant

>>102112696
i don't know if she has read it because it's kind of cliche or not but Lumi might like the portrait of dorian grey, since it's about things she talks about a lot like social norms and vanity vs a passion for life
>>102112741
she makes a good performance

>>102113044
oh thats a good idea

Why does Lumi have such a high heart rate

>>102114137
she's been working out all day, it dropped when she took a break earlier but she's trying to keep it high

>>102114246
>>102114137
She should ask Starbro for help given that he became a gym rat

>>102114137
tachycardia from dehydration.
>>102114272
chat has a serious midwit problem so this is wise

>>102114391
there was so much shit advice during the stream it was unreal

>>102114137
She keeps thinking about me but I keep teasing her every morning when she's horny. I give her a full body massage and move closer and closer to her pussy but I stop and go take a shower.

>>102112696
Between two fires is popular with Christians, I've fucked Christian girls and that's why I know about this book. It's a good book even if you're not religious.

Asking lumi to strip after stream and come to bed. She says she's sweaty but I say it's more of you to love. She jumps in.

>>102114535
Lumi has religious trauma from her childhood but she might like it, she will always have a christian girl side to her
>>102114563
Lumi thinks sweat is gross

>>102114419
uncanny valley levels of stupid and a streamer who forgets what work hours chatter means

>>102114712
Weren't you listening during stream anon? She said it's gross at first but she got used to it. She's adaptable.

you took lumi, dropped the shitposter, doubled down on kindness, threw in 18 year old depression, made her very comfortable being supportive, and made her a dude; I am pretty sure you would have yourself a starbro. am I noticing?

>>102114952
that's because it's just her, she wouldn't want to share her sweat with another person

>>102116045
Anon, Starbro is literally a male Lumi. Lumi herself said so.

>>102116164
that was the simplification.

>>102116213
What’s the deep dive then?

>>102116045
Why is starbro depressed? Bro has the looks and physique of an Aryan god

>>102116773
probably the same reason lumi was? he probably has an even more developed aura of general benevolence that makes people want to lend a hand/accidentally find themselves being supportive without realizing it.
>>102116623
today was a day of contrasts. boring at the center, fascinating on the edges.

I honestly feel really bad about how she can mean something so genuinely and have it come out so passive aggressively. I blame her weirdness today on reading shit tier books chat convinced her were deep. this is a recurring issue someone needs to sit down and explain to her in detail

>>102118138
She knows what she’s doing.

>>102116773
Probably just a shut in with no socal life with no gf. He might look good but if he's like lumi he's not getting any women. It only works for her because girl failures are cute not guy failures.

>>102119319
she often does. she can run circles around chat without them suspecting anything. so long as her meta-cognition remains online. eventually they drag her down and she forgets. I dont know if she ever knew how to do this. maybe she is punking me

>>102119366
Just let this era end like the other empires

>>102119366
yeah but he is easy to be around. he also has a sister that loves and wants to take care of him. a sister who herself needs and wants to be wrangled out of her cage. a sister with a wrangler who can and may even want to do so. his sister may provide him with the big brother he needs

>>102119366
I thought he had a social life and an ex-gf.

>>102118138
I understand what you mean, but this message doesn't seem passive aggressive to me
she does act that way sometimes though

>>102120659
I agree that you'd have to be strange to tweak about that. the issue is more that someone could overthink it.
granted, she may just be having fun watching midwits seethe. God knows I love to laugh at people who conflate writing something with feeling something.

>>102119786
Starbro will fix Lumi and her terrible philosophy ranking.

>>102121206
lumi and starbro will fix each other by igniting a chain of events that begins with lumi allowing someone to fix her and starbro approving of it.

does lumi masturbate?

>>102121464
Yes

>>102121464
no

>>102121464
yes but the doomscrolling kind

>>102121673
how would that work? mechanically
>>102121645
>>102121656
I see

>>102121722
lie in bed under the covers messy hair no makeup scrolling your twitter feed with one hand and rubbing with the other

>>102121797
would someone do that because they get off to twitter or because they dont want to watch porn and need something to do in the meantime?

>>102121722
Schlicking with hand, lumi is a about 29 so she'd have a favorite toy at this point that reaches in and stimulates the clit. She probably gets really sweaty while doing it and has enough on her plate so she probably just uses her hand until she's sore thinking about me.

>>102121846
Yeah just clearing the pipes

>>102121916
I could believe it

Do u think when he moves in with lumi he'll get a complex? Saved from his family. Taken out with his sister. "Oh we're not a couple", but lumi covers the bill. Lumis sweaty smell everywhere, seeing her come out if the shower and she forgets her towel. Lumi walking to the kitchen I'm her Calvin Klein underwear to drink water at 2am while he's on the couch sleeping. She'll sleep better knowing there's a man around since that's how all women work.

>>102122093
she'll be my wife by then. so no.

you know lumi comes to check if anyone's talking about her, she said herself she found the bratty lumi AI images before the loli lumi model

>>102122093
Yes, we know Lumi will use Starbro as a stand-in boyfriend the same way Noel used her brother. All I'm thinking about is if Lumi will groom him.

>>102121872
Anon, you needs to chill

>>102122661
why do you think this thread exists if not to play with our oshi?

I think Lumi should let Menace date/marry Starbro as a peace offering for stabbing her in the back so long ago. They need to make amends already so that they can collab.

Do Americans recruit fitness trainers from the University of YouTube Comments?

>>102121872
>>102122093
lewd and vulgar but also hot and sexy

>>102124358
Lumi would rather kill Starbro than give him away to menace.

>>102126706
based tardwife. also she is streaming nowish?

Tardwife!! Damn you. You misscheduled this didnt you? You got my ass out of bed 2 hours early. if you didn't post that one thing I would have to kill you.

>>102127144
ok I hate her now

>>102127152
she unironically owes us a 15 hour stream now. Vtuber scheduling stupidity is just shameful. especially from her of all people

>>102127144
what's going on? is she just late?

>>102127255
my guess is that the airhead doesnt use military time on her clocks (even though she makes this type of mistake) because she is retarded. so she accidentally set it for 6am instead of 6pm. she is smart enough to schedule a tweet and a big enough bimbo to do it wrong

>>102127255
she mis-scheduled her tweet by 12 hours

she deleted her tweet. it's okay lumi, you did that other fun tbing last night. I still love you

why do the gumis mirror so often? Has anyone else noticed that? there are a bunch of words and phrases one chatter will say that others copy. I'm not just seething about little retard getting stollen. shit happens constantly

>>102129557
there's a lot of neurodivergence amongst the gumis, most vtuber communities do the same thing

>>102124358
qrd? were they at cyberlive together?

we are live on twitch!
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Sorry anons I'm coming to visit lumi tomorrow

poor girl getting bullied for messing up the tweet

How does lumi yell so much without ruining her voice

>>102132703
she does all the time

>>102132703
she never fucks up her voice unless tenma gives her covid

how much would you bet that sunbro is sending schizo donos after streams talking shit about other chatters.

>>102136307
why would he?

>>102136882
think of the craziest schizo you can imagine. now throw in average intelligence, money, and the ability to tear down but never build. retarded chats can be crabs in a bucket. this guy is only a crab bucket and nothing more.

this is super faggy of me but I got a little too emotionally invested seeing if I could solo 4chan and twitch vs the you know what incident. I need to get back to the real world without this constant distraction. but I hope you guys keep an eye out for our favorite whore

Lumi can't read maps

>>102137115
it should be illegal to be this cute

>>102130106
Yeah, Lumi is the reason why CyberLive actually died since she kept on hoarding all the resources

>>102137021
I'm just here to watch streams and post about how much I love Lumi

>>102138539
I just hope she is finally happy one day

>>102139535
Starbro just needs to stop being a little bitch and pin Lumi down and breed her.

>>102139554
that wouldn't make her happy

>>102137415
Lumi explained it very well what happened in a clip. I don't have the clip but it shows up in these threads about onces a month

>>102139698
Once she becomes a mother, she will be happy.

>>102139923
Lumi would make a good mother

>>102139900
>trust me bro

>>102139900
is that the one where she talks about how she tried to fix it but there was only so much she could do?

>>102140109
If by fix it, take the dwindling resources for herself and ignore the complains about the other girls, then yes

>>102140204
it didn't take a genius to see cyberlive was circling the drain, if the other girls didn't have a exit plan that's on them

>>102141168
Lumi could have worked together with the other girls instead of stabbing them in the back

>>102140109
Yes

>lumi grabbing your arms during missionary so you can't get up to get a condom since you like sex without a condom until you have to let it out
>leglocks you and says gotcha
>you try to back out, but a woman's legs are stronger than you realize
>starts moving on her own until you cum
>next morning she bitches about you cumming inside and you try to explain but she doesn't want to hear it

>>102136882
the guy has a fake pfp of someone mewing, donates hundreds of dollars in 5 dollar TTS a stream, has claimed to know everything about every topic on stream, has superhuman willpower, has the greatest genes that would make Superman envious, has the highest Test levels doctors have ever seen
in other words he is a schizo

Lumi loves her wife

>>102142450
this. xynchro's meltie is the only noteworthy time where a chatter has been mentioned by name. that says a lot

>>102143432
what?

pcg was interesting today

>>102144964
At least the cuck posters left and went for jelly.

>>102145173
I didnt even notice that part. one of you is good at dealing with them when they come here

>>102139698
Lumi will be happy once Starbro has his hand on her neck while telling her she’s going to be a mom

>>102145173
We got incest posters now instead. Way more interesting and funny than the cuck posting

>>102144964
what happened? I don't go there

>>102144964
Fuck ya bro instead of lumi or her streams lets discuss gay discord drama a second time to keep a dead useless thread alive.

>>102146526
I dont think we are talking about the same thing

>>102146395
just confrimation of what we already know

Lumi holds you up with a gun. What do you do?

>>102145173
Didn’t help that Jelly wants starbro to fill her womb.

>>102147708
And what's that anon?

>>102148141
Tell her to pull the trigger intell she cries because she's a pussy and won't do it

>>102148141
>hey unc! hands up fr!
>youre dtf right unc? I might be young but im fr bussin at sex on god
>*drops her shorts* check this lit cunny
>come with me and I'll empty those fatty nuts king

>>102148141
there's not much you could do in that situation, other than comply
Lumi is too unpredictable to try and escape or overpower her before she pulls the trigger

I hope Lumi embraces her Stacy heritage and bullies autistic womanchildren

>>102152196
Lumi is not a stacy. She said so herself

>>102152196
Lumi only acts that way to make up for being a weird ADHD kid growing up

>>102153712
She was the weird ADHD kid because her mom ruined her.

>>102153732
There’s nothing wrong with locking up a child in a dark basement for misbehaving or not finishing her vegetables

>>102153863
is that why she is so scared of the dark? God damn. so easily fixed. so easily done as even an irl aquiatance. doable at this level of remoteness.
yet no one who actively sabatoges those efforts for the sake of vtubing is worth investing resources that should be spent on oneself. she's a keeper but not worth the trouble to kidnap.

>>102153863
Is that why she is so scared of the dark? God damn. so easily fixed. so easily done as even an irl aquiatance. doable at this level of remoteness.
Yet no one who actively sabatoges those efforts for the sake of vtubing of all things is worth investing resources that should be spent on oneself. particularly for someone so selfish.
a keeper. just not worth the trouble to kidnap or reducing onself to a simp in the process.

>>102154106
>Is that why she is so scared of the dark?
Yes. Her mother was extremely abusive, but was weirdly cuddly towards starbro.

>>102153732
The point still remains. She acts that way to mask her trauma by acting like she was always normal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
Thread theme song.

>>102154356
Lumi is just attention seeking and overreacting. Starmom who gave her life to her children on a silver platter.

>>102154194
I know the lore. I mean the basement thing specifically

>>102154513
Why are you defending starmom? She ruin her two childrens lives

>>102154545
You never knew about the basement punishment?

>>102155545
no. Im not sure if I want to know. she's stuck in a crab bucket but also the biggest crab in the bucket. I guess I have to ask

>>102155605
That's why we have to fix Lumi

>>102155545
What were the ways Lumi was punished? Honestly curiosity if she’s being overdramatized or if it was bad

>>102155824
No we don't.

>>102156339
>What were the ways Lumi was punished
Her parents refuse to let her go to the bathroom while in church, her mother would slap her whenever she was being rude to her grandmother about not wearing the dresses she bought for her, and a few others that I can't remember now

>>102156698
Lumi had a lot of bad experiences in church

>>102157191
The Lord Jesus was trying to save her from herself, but Lumi refuses to accept his teachings.

>>102157205
she needs to be corrected

>>102157690
Her mother tried to correct her, but it destroyed her

Lumi needs to get younger

>>102157902
She needs to sleep more.

>>102157949
She keeps getting older and older.

>>102157902
Her eggs are dying…

>>102153863
What the fuck is wrong with Starmom

>>102158187
She wants what’s best for her children

Lumi would hate all of you for pretending to be nice.

So I'm watching a Lumi vod, does Lumi hate Mexicans because of the Mariachi bands that woke her up?

>>102158406
I don’t think she hates Mexican, anon. At most, she thinks they should be segregated from better people.

>>102153550
She is and she should stop denying it

Where is the Lumi stream?

So what will she cook in three days?

>>102158651
She cooks? I thought she just ordered from door dash.

>>102158286
No, she loves me. She said so

>>102158651
whatever she cooks it's going to be a good stream
it will either be a protein-dense meal since she is on a workout kick right now
or it will be the newest white girl recipe she found online

>>102158651
I can’t wait for that stream.

show me tits

>>102158850
No

>>102158823
Her food will be a single egg, and maybe salted crackers if she's been good.

>>102158862
grrrrrr

>>102158823
I still don't think she eats full meals.

>>102158908
Lumi will earn the crackers
>>102158949
she is going to cook a full meal, take a few bites, and then eat the rest "off stream"

will sunbro ruin todays stream too?

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>>102158286
I was never pretending. I just ran out of time.

>>102159742
of course. lumi hates him too at least. that much I know.

>>102155824
put yourself before the bimbo anon. believe me, even if you have already sorted your shit out, the amount of time it would take just to get on her radar is more than enough for most peoole to get themselves a girl