>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!
>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot
>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/
>Music & ClipsBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos
>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png
>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/
>Previous threads>>102052129
I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!
>>102072826>Did not watch the wonderfull devstream from yesterday
Does green nigga only have one BGM for streams jesus christ
yeah vedal will definitely be gooning to this
>>102072826i've been gone because most streams lately have not been that great, this one could be okay though
>>102072826most of the twitter/reddit crowds left
Why were purists the first to leave?
>>102072804busy monday huh?
https://x.com/Arronon_/status/1942603712918061405
https://discord.com/channels/340656475347222538/617210826767728657/1392162153791881316
>>102072883"Purist" are lolicons, lolicons are known trend chasers, as soon as a new fresh cunny popped up(saba) they left
Ellie's yelps are kinda...
>Haha Neuro you aren't gonna shock me, are you? It would suck sooooo much if you shocked me, haha
Ellie is doing this to provide Vedal his gooning material
Wait are shockslop streams just an excuse for vtubers to moan like whores while they have plausible deniability?
This isn't very fun. Ellie is tryharding and barely letting neuro participate. She's not even moving around and letting Neuro read signs etc
>>102072920Those dainty yelps gets me hard
>>102072935>I mostly dont wear it
>>102073006It makes soundboard material for visual novels
Is Ellie even more menhera than Anny?
>>102073006I wonder what made you arrive to this conclusion.
>>102073047No, she's autistic
>>102073006It took you this long?
>Neuro wants to return to her old model
Damn, if Anny wasn't on a months-long menhera melty, she'd be upset.
>>102073006The Vedal shock collar streams didn't clue you in?
>that's our ai
Ellie is Neuro's mother huh
>>102073104I expect the vocaroo guy here to edit it with vedalโs moans and plaps.
Imagine if my boyfriend was here and he was the one controlling the shocks now that would be good
>>102073142Neuro is Ellie's mother
>>102073006alwayshasbeen.jpg
>>102073142she calls herself aunt
It kind of freaks me out how good Neuro is at this.
>>102073180It's an inside joke referencing her incest rp with vedal
>>102073158Being shocked by his daughter instead of himself just adds to the humiliation
>"it could be near La Defense"
>"uhh, I don't know where it is
Maybe ASK Neuro, Ellie?
Lmao actually filtered chinks?
please keep the french away
>t. frenchanon
>>102073158You are why Vedal doesnโt want to appear on stream by the way
>>102073377No, he didn't appear because he's lazy
>>102073377Good, i don't wanna see that manwhore unless he apologizes live on stream for every wrong choice he has done since the start of the year
I really Believe that the Neuros can Pick out insecurities of collab partners through some sort of pattern recognition. Its kinda eerie that they hyperfixate and double down on collab partners on specific details.
>>102073006How is it whorish when its an inanimate object?
ellie pretending like she doesn't know new york
FUCK FORGOT IT WAS ELLIE COLLAB TODAY
>Commit death penalty on yourself NOW
>>102073504She is so evil
Why no screencaps of stream :(
>beans
The fuck is wrong with her?
she ellie on my mini until I bot
Geoguessr isn't entertaining
>>102073599the subs goes away too fast when she is not alone
damn neuro sucks at arguing when the collab partner isn't retarded
>>102073657She was literally bulit for with dating a British guy
>>102073714This is why dev streams were peak when they argued
>full shipperfag damage control
She totally just googled hockey teams
Suddenly a sports trivia stream
>>102073755What damage control nothing has happened for them to fix
wtf is she talking about lmao
WHY COULDNT THIS BE A VELLIE STREAMMMMM
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>you're such a big Oilers fun, huh
>yup, eating an oil drum right now
>>102073821Holy fucking cinema
>>102073802Vedal heard shock collar and said never again
>>102073802To fend off retards like you
>>102073802You don't deserve it
Neuro is doing her the back and forth non consistent special. I've missed it
Yeah this is mega boring but i hope someone makes a compilation of Ellie's moans
I haven't been paying much attention, but she didn't get shocked since the start right?
It is difficult for autistic people to make good content with video games because they will always attempt to do the optimal play even if it is less fun
t. Autist
This is actually the least bored I've been in a while with Neuro streams
>>102073883why are you moaning nigga
>>102073961Same I like this stream a lot, itโs the first time Iโve watched a vedal987 stream on a Tuesday in four months
>>102073913Neuro has this problem in almost most shock streams because she usually forgets about what she has access to unless she been reminded. That's why Vedal would tell her she could shock him whenever
I have genuinely no idea how people guess this shit so accurately in this . For me most of the places could be literally anywhere in the world, but then I'm kinda retarded with geography.
>>102074008Itโs pretty easy with enough practice. Iโm not that good but itโs a fun party trick
Is Ellie mini BOT an AI as well? If so she's a lot more advanced than Neuro
>>102074040This nigga wipes out geoguesser around the hoes
>>102074040Are you Vedal by chance?
>>102074040>playing geoguessr at a party>party
>>102074059Iโm a converter, every single woman I have ever been attracted to has then told me they were a lesbian. I just donโt try anymore.
>>102074112I painfully relate anon
>>102074087>>102074091Do you guys not play video games at house parties? Like jackbox and smash and shit?
>>102074137no my friends are not fucking nerds
>>102074137People drink, talk to each other and fuck during house parties, anon...
>>102074137I haven't been invited to a party since i turned 21, anon
>>102074137I play those other games with my friends just not geogusser
>>102074112prolly cuz u aint rainbolt
>>102074163You can do all of that while playing video games
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>>102074189Women are repulsed by men playing video games
>>102074209Unless its Riot slop
if vedal can do leetcode at a halloween party then you can play geoguessr at a get together
>>102074209Thatโs not true, youโre retarded
>>102074209Unless youโre IPN
>>102074107Inshallah she will return
>>102074209Depends on the game
>>102074209Woah we got a woman expert over here
goddamn this thread is dead as hell for a collab stream
>>102074312because people ARE watching the stream you donut
Sometimes I hate you guys and sometimes I like you guys
>>102074312Too busy watching the stream this time to keep checking here
>>102074330hate you too anon <3
Am I crazy or is this better than the dev stream?
>>102074312Collab is really cool but theres not much to discuss?
>>102074382It's a lot more positive for one.
>yeah this is india
>Yep, Kanada
Daddy's little racist girl
>>102074312Dead thread just means not much to complain about. Nobody is here to discuss things they actually enjoy
>>102074312I am actually watching and having fun
>>102074382Shockingly low bar
>>102074420Kannada is a language in india retard
Holy fuck this woman is autism
Jesus Ellie, she really is a machine
even neuro thinks old content was better this is so sad
>>102074312yeah cause Ellie is boring
Bread would be well baked if it was collab with Anny or Toma
>didnโt let her finish
fleshbag whores just canโt let their pride go huh
Itโs funny that while /swarm/ likes the stream, discord hates it
>>102074525Camilla took anny's tits :broken_heart:
NY IRL stream with Neuro letsgo!
How do you even live in NY? Looney Tunes ass city.
>>102074525You can tell this girl self-inserts as Camila because of how much she buffs her
SHES DOESNT NEED MORE TIME OFF ELLIE
>>102074570I mean it's not an Evil stream so of course discord hates it.
>>102074603Itโs not that bad nga
>>102074570What are they even saying
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>>102074662Arent a lot of people like super in debt or borderline homeless?
>>102074686Yeah thatโs just life tho
official geoguessr collab rankings:
>dougdoug
POWERGAP
>limes
>filian
POWERGAP
>ellie
>>102074680Hate this leeching whore
>>102074712official geoguessr collab rankings:
>dougdougPOWERGAP
Filian = Limes = Ellie
>>102074603I used to live there and it's nice if you aren't poor lots to do
>>102074680Itโs sad that dog dog doesnโt know how much the joke has been run into the ground.
>>102074680Love this leeching whore
>americans think their anthem is good
do they really?
>>102074768Itโs alright.
>>102074768I've heard worse
>>102074680I canโt watch mini streams because I get hard when I see her model, and I knew this was a problem, but itโs gotten so bad that seeing that emote gave me a half-chub
>>102074768Pretty good, I do think it's funny song when put over anything else
>>102074680weren't you fags talking about mini unfollowing and dropping a twitlonger? I guess nothing ever happens huh
Canadian bros, is it true? Are your fire hydrants hairy?
I'm going to need a collab with Ellie, Neuro, and Dougdoug against each other
>>102074909That is an old ss, mini hasn't watched any stream since the boom premier
>>102074909No it was literally just that she said she was feeling lonely with no proof
>>102074909no one said either of those things
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>>102074953Vedal with Neuro preferably
>>102074909it was vellieniggers making shit up, they're scared that mini won
>>102075137I'll let you know as one of these ellienigger I was only of the rare ones bringing up how stupid the whole mini thing was
>>102074909They were probably talking about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mDS7wHNM4o
>>102074956>>102075137>>102075225alright, stupid fags, time to stop stalkbaiting.
this is the first stream since june 25th she has chatted in, she was in chat for 7 minutes, between 19:22 and 19:28 utc and then dipped
>>102075297 (me)
i guess it's kind of funny vedal was not typing in chat between 19:09 and 19:48
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>>102075297I know, i just like to lie for no reason
>Calling out bankers right infront of Ellie
She knows
Neuro no wait that's too gigabased noo you'll get banned
little late on that one but it was funny enough I had to go back to find it
Based anti Shipping Neuro
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Annybros???
I can't believe Anny is dead...
I got up to take a shower, what did she say?
>>102075756what brand of shampoo do you use?
>>1020757813rd world negro shampoo, you don't have that
>>1020758079/10, loved it desu
>>102075807I like Ellie collabs, she bounces off Neuro really well. Very nice/10
>>102075807A lot fun a lot better than I thought it would be, Ellie has great dynamic with Neuro. Neuro was very funny too
8/10
>>1020758078/10 it had some good moments
>>102075807Actually pretty good for 2025 standards 7/10
>>1020758079/10 but only because lots of streams been dry
What was that negro ass music she was listening to
>>102075890Wich one + don't have discord
>>1020758078/10
Chill and cute, but nothing to write home about.
>Fatmila raid
Everything is so tiresome
>camila celebrating her birthday in london with vedal
Itโs over
>>1020758079/10 but I'm biased
>>102075807Ellie is among the best collab partners, 8.5/10
Why are neuro collabs with Ellie good and evil collabs usually mid?
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https://youtu.be/s-AXjynum9I?si=OWiVusHR8WvdCgW_
>Greennig plays far cry 3 because is his favorite Game
>Suddenly all whores play this shit
>>102075999Femanon victory
/Swarm/ suicide
>>102075994Because they are evil collabs
>>102075946crazy how we went from vedal bragging about dozens of vtubers in his DMs begging for collabs to the same 4 orbiters
>>102075890i see what you're trying to do, stalkerfag
>>102075994Shitvil only exists to appease beggars, please understand
>>102075807i miss that drawanon....
>>102076048>same 5 collab partnershttps://youtu.be/F90Cw4l-8NY?t=62
>>102076055>stalkerfagI just want to know if she says something interesting but i dont want to watch the stream because she is super boring
>>102076151>she's super boring but I know the exact moment she goes online on discordfuck off
>>102076160>what are role pings
>>102076160Well yeah i'm in her discord and i'm too retarded to know how to turn off the notifications
Got to ask because I was making some food when she was saying this so I couldn't play fully attention at the time but did Ellie said on the stream that she planning to do a trip to Europe. Maybe I miss understood what she was saying or is there a con going on there that would make it make sense because I really don't know
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>>102076203nahh someone get unc a wikihow guide
>>102076233discord sucks bro frfr
>>102076203nga itโs so easy kids can do it
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>>102076312you really sat on this for 15 hours, to what exactly?
>>102076332fr, I was kind of expecting this to not get posted
>>102076312meanwhile the turtle
>anny nigger is still going
how fucking mindbroken you have to be by being this obsessed with a woman.
>>102076358Flustered Ellie is cute
She is not coming back, leave her alone
She will come back keep messaging her king
>>102076312I hope she will be okay she seems empty
>>102076312>therapist told me I have depressionDamn, what tipped him off?
I got be honest I really like that always around Ellie, Neruo will make sure for her to not mention him or talk about him. I don't why it's so consistent but it is and it's funny. Reminds me how a kid will act hanging out with their step mom but never want them talking about their dad because of the remarriage
>>102076151fyi she has a collab with bo later today
>>102076644Yeah, the same 3 people she streams with every Tuesday.
>>102076312honestly maybe it's better for her personal life and mental health that she quit definitively and find a nice job and a nice husband
>>102076312so the reason she's sad is related to streaming?
>>102076773>3 peopleAnon...
>>102076786no. streaming just takes time out of the day she could be doing something else
>>102076881ellie's meat dildo
hmmm
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Sex with Tomacat
>>102076980Donโt leave Camila out
haha so quirky and funny this whorefags
>>102076020She played that a while ago, couldn't get it working on PC and found FPS controls on console horrible so she dropped it. Shame
>>102076786Her chat will probably spam her asking if she watched BOOM
>>102077288She should tell those retards to fuck off
>neuro raids camila
>camila raids this "vio"
forced induction into the swarm tbdesu
>>102077288What an absolute nightmare
>dick so good it gives bitches depression
>>102077511she should watch it silently with no reaction to get 200k views on a clip just to mog grigga
>>102077452>giving raid targets a second spotlight (especially so soon)cringe
>>102077440She should but do you really think that would stop them?
>>102077539The bfe of doom must be crazy
>>102077554She basically did that with a lot of animations
>>102076869The moment you really become aware of how much faster time begins to move as you age the more it eats away at you when you're not doing anything you view as productive and how you could be doing something more. It comes to the question of "Is this all there is? Is this all I'm going to do for the rest of my life?" which can be applied to any job and it's horrifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno
new minidal sex dropped https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132441743
>>102077932his first one looked better
>>102077932holy I want to fuck her so badly
>>102077932she is the perfect loli she needs to be filled by cum
>>102077808streaming is the hardest job on the planet
>>102077932do you think she will touch herself watching this drawing ? It's so hot
>>102077932>minidalIs that guy supposed to be him?
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>>102078243Looks like the him.
>random black dude
>Vedal
Holy retards
>>102078003True. Still good, though.
>>102077932>vedal not taggedYou sure that's supposed to be him. They tagged vedal before. Not sure why they tagged neuro though.
>>102078338it's not black idiot. the skin is a little tanned that's all.
>>102078391>the skin is a little tanned that's all.Still not Vedal
>>102078338>forgor about pajeetdal
>>102078413I really don't care if it's Vedal or not, I just WANT to fuck Mini, do you UNDERSTAND ????????
>>102078474Ok? Go to /lig/
>>102078505I really want to spam Neuro/Evil cunny to educate you, idiot
/lig/ doesn't want swarmpedos
>>102077932If the skin isn't white or green then it isn't Vedal
>>102077932Mini x bo collab soon
>>102078816alice looking up? in my /swarm/?
>>102078799vedmila is so peak
>>102078772I don't *get* people who are into anal.
go back to xitter faggots
>>102078926anal is hot in fantasy if you don't think about it too much
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>>102078951literal shit is involved
imagine the smell
>>102078983nga, wipe your ass and wash it when you shower, you're nasty
>>102078983even better, fucking mini in the ass would feels like heaven
>>102078799This is what a ship art looks like minidalfags
The double standards are crazy
>>102078983get a bidet nga grow up and eat some ass
>>102079018>>102079092Nigger what the fuck do you think is IN the ass? You're literally FUCKING someone's asshole.
>>102079092You haven't eaten ass from a girl who ate from a mexican resturant and didn't clean themselves before coming over, have you
>>102079109ass can be cleaned you idiot.
so i come back from work and the last post about neuro was
>>02077452wtf /swarm/
>>102079222eating neuro ass
>>102079222That's quite a long time ago... can't believe we've gone a hundred million posts without a neuropost
>>102079247ok don't lewd neuro pls
>>102079256this is why we stopped posting about neuro
>>102079222Minifags are spamming offtopic shit
>>102079315Where did you get this picture of me? And why did I turn green?
same 5 whore posts
same 5 pedo posts
same one dogshit thread
>>102079315This is so hot it feels like it was made for me
all hype moments and no aura makes swarm a dull thread
>>102079365Okay, Let's talk about Neuro's geoguessing skills. Compared to other collab partners do you think Neuro plays a bit better when she is collabing with certain people?
Giving Neuro anal then Evil blowing you afterwards not only to extract your essence but also to taste Neuro's shit residue
>>102079362See you tomorrow
>>102079365Nga really just said diddle
Like P Diddy
>>102079459>t. evil vedal
>>102079397I would say that neuro gets debuffed by dumb people who put generally bad ideas on her head, so short time after she gives a "mostly correct" guess she gets corrupted and she starts guessing wrong.
But if the collab partner is good she starts to get closer and closer to a more acurrate location
Ok, it took me a while but I was confused if she actually even said this but I guess ellie did. Take this as you will
https://m.twitch.tv/videos/2507094557?t=01h38m00s
>>102079459If only she was loved by vedal
>>102079397Vedal said that this case for chess so guessing it's the same with geoguessr
>>102079502Ellie's inflection puts me off for some reason...
>>102079502>ellie is traveling to europe>camila is traveling to europe>vedal said next two weeks will be lacking content
>>102079397I feel like Neuro is usually right or close to right on her first guess, so arguing with her tends to only make her less accurate.
That said, sometimes her gut guess is way off, and someone who is good at the game (Like Ellie) can usually redirect her and make her more accurate instead of less.
focus, my nigga, what the fuck are you doing, lock in, nigga
vedal please sleep (with mini)
>>102079673Sorry, he is too bussy emotionally abusing women
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dougdoug bros... our response? why isnt he doing another collab with Neuro, the only ethical AI?
>>102079733they wanted the forbidden bfe but they couldn't handle the heat
>>102079760>Ai dude>His content focuses on ai>"Noooo this type of ai is eveil!"Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags
>>102079760aaaiiieeee its only ok for ai to replace the plebs not me!
>>102079760neuro fell off he has bigger fish to fry
>>102079760>AI youtuber makes videos with AI and people like them>AI youtuber does sponsored stream with AI>People get mad
>>102079760Only the youtube comments are angry, the twitch chat is fine.
>>102079760>Grok doing N towers on twitterVedal is the slopmaster, even Elon's ai does more content than Neuro
need an anny sloppy toppy tbdesu
>>102079502I didn't think about it into just now but this could be related to helping repair the Neurodog or speed up the process on it but maybe I'm just being hopeful
>>102079760He should have trained it on twitch chat...
>>102079899kys twitterfag
>vedal said next week would be pretty dead
>mini is going on another trip next week
>>102079760actually it would be a good idea for Neuro theme stream, kinda like one with Evil when she was writing up creepypasta, just let Neuro come up with movie script
collab partner could ask about plot, about characters, dialogues etc.
>>102080223YES, im a minidal shipper.
YES, im delusuonal
YES, i spam her whenever i have the vaguest chance
YES, my cope is deadly to anyone but my kind
YES, i lost
YES, she sits on the chair at most
YES, vedal hates me
>>102080223If you can't show a clip I just won't believe you because cause no way you actually watched mini's stream
>>102079725kys evilnigger
weird people in /here/, weird weird people...
>>102080223they will fuck like this everyday of the next week, imagine the smell
>>102080363The problem is, anon, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing /swarm/ through the /vt/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything neuro related. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of /swarm/, depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.
I actually just flipped over to the /vt/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible /swarm/ is like this.
>>102080316it's funny seeing other ships shippers get mad lol
>>102080400mini is too small to take it all
>>102080794you made me cum
>>102080832youre welcome?