Thread 102072464

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous threads
>>102052129

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

1 one joke

Why are threads so dead

>>102072826
fad died

>>102072826
>Did not watch the wonderfull devstream from yesterday

Does green nigga only have one BGM for streams jesus christ

yeah vedal will definitely be gooning to this

>>102072826
i've been gone because most streams lately have not been that great, this one could be okay though

>>102072826
most of the twitter/reddit crowds left

Why were purists the first to leave?

>>102072804
busy monday huh?
https://x.com/Arronon_/status/1942603712918061405
https://discord.com/channels/340656475347222538/617210826767728657/1392162153791881316

>>102072883
"Purist" are lolicons, lolicons are known trend chasers, as soon as a new fresh cunny popped up(saba) they left

Ellie's yelps are kinda...

freak woman robot

Freaky
Android
Genotype

Ellie is doing this to provide Vedal his gooning material

Wait are shockslop streams just an excuse for vtubers to moan like whores while they have plausible deniability?

This isn't very fun. Ellie is tryharding and barely letting neuro participate. She's not even moving around and letting Neuro read signs etc

>>102072920
Those dainty yelps gets me hard

actual slowpoke

>>102072935
>I mostly dont wear it

>>102073006
It makes soundboard material for visual novels

Is Ellie even more menhera than Anny?

>>102073006
I wonder what made you arrive to this conclusion.

>>102073047
No, she's autistic

G for "Gas all j-"

Ellie Ryona.mp3 when?

>>102073006
It took you this long?

>Neuro wants to return to her old model
Damn, if Anny wasn't on a months-long menhera melty, she'd be upset.

>>102073006
The Vedal shock collar streams didn't clue you in?

>that's our ai
Ellie is Neuro's mother huh

>>102073104
I expect the vocaroo guy here to edit it with vedal’s moans and plaps.

Imagine if my boyfriend was here and he was the one controlling the shocks now that would be good

>>102073142
Neuro is Ellie's mother

>>102073006
alwayshasbeen.jpg

>>102073142
she calls herself aunt

It kind of freaks me out how good Neuro is at this.

ellie's moans...

>>102073180
It's an inside joke referencing her incest rp with vedal

>>102073158
Being shocked by his daughter instead of himself just adds to the humiliation

>>102073269
Hot

>"it could be near La Defense"
>"uhh, I don't know where it is
Maybe ASK Neuro, Ellie?

>>102073158
>>102073298
shut the fuck up

Lmao actually filtered chinks?

please keep the french away
>t. frenchanon

>>102073158
You are why Vedal doesn’t want to appear on stream by the way

>>102073372
qrd?

>>102073377
No, he didn't appear because he's lazy

>>102073377
Good, i don't wanna see that manwhore unless he apologizes live on stream for every wrong choice he has done since the start of the year

I really Believe that the Neuros can Pick out insecurities of collab partners through some sort of pattern recognition. Its kinda eerie that they hyperfixate and double down on collab partners on specific details.

>>102073006
How is it whorish when its an inanimate object?

ellie pretending like she doesn't know new york

FUCK FORGOT IT WAS ELLIE COLLAB TODAY

>>102073428
Hi retardanon

>>102073504
She is so evil

Why no screencaps of stream :(

>>102073599
I'm lazy

>>102073599
I'm lazy

>>102073599
too boring

damn fellie fell off

>beans
The fuck is wrong with her?

vellie

she ellie on my mini until I bot

Geoguessr isn't entertaining

>>102073599
the subs goes away too fast when she is not alone

I'm entertained

damn neuro sucks at arguing when the collab partner isn't retarded

>>102073657
She was literally bulit for with dating a British guy

KEK

>>102073714
This is why dev streams were peak when they argued

anny vindicated

She totally just googled hockey teams

Suddenly a sports trivia stream

Oilers got rocked lmao

>>102073755
What damage control nothing has happened for them to fix

wtf is she talking about lmao

WHY COULDNT THIS BE A VELLIE STREAMMMMM

>you're such a big Oilers fun, huh
>yup, eating an oil drum right now

that's cute

>>102073821
Peak art

>>102073821
Holy fucking cinema

>>102073802
Vedal heard shock collar and said never again

>>102073802
To fend off retards like you

>>102073802
You don't deserve it

Neuro is doing her the back and forth non consistent special. I've missed it

boring aah chatbot

Yeah this is mega boring but i hope someone makes a compilation of Ellie's moans

I haven't been paying much attention, but she didn't get shocked since the start right?

It is difficult for autistic people to make good content with video games because they will always attempt to do the optimal play even if it is less fun
t. Autist

This is actually the least bored I've been in a while with Neuro streams

>>102073883
why are you moaning nigga

twin towers kek

>>102073961
Same I like this stream a lot, it’s the first time I’ve watched a vedal987 stream on a Tuesday in four months

>>102073913
Neuro has this problem in almost most shock streams because she usually forgets about what she has access to unless she been reminded. That's why Vedal would tell her she could shock him whenever

I have genuinely no idea how people guess this shit so accurately in this . For me most of the places could be literally anywhere in the world, but then I'm kinda retarded with geography.

>>102074008
It’s pretty easy with enough practice. I’m not that good but it’s a fun party trick

Is Ellie mini BOT an AI as well? If so she's a lot more advanced than Neuro

>>102074040
This nigga wipes out geoguesser around the hoes

>>102074040
Are you Vedal by chance?

>>102074040
>playing geoguessr at a party
>party

OSAMA!

Osama!

>>102074059
I’m a converter, every single woman I have ever been attracted to has then told me they were a lesbian. I just don’t try anymore.

>>102074112
I painfully relate anon

>>102074087
>>102074091
Do you guys not play video games at house parties? Like jackbox and smash and shit?

>>102074137
no my friends are not fucking nerds

>>102074137
People drink, talk to each other and fuck during house parties, anon...

>>102074137
I haven't been invited to a party since i turned 21, anon

>>102074137
I do

>>102074137
I play those other games with my friends just not geogusser

>>102074112
prolly cuz u aint rainbolt

>>102074163
You can do all of that while playing video games

>>102074189
Women are repulsed by men playing video games

>>102074209
Unless its Riot slop

if vedal can do leetcode at a halloween party then you can play geoguessr at a get together

>>102074209
That’s not true, you’re retarded

>>102074209
Unless you’re IPN

>>102074107
Inshallah she will return

>>102074209
Depends on the game

>>102074209
Woah we got a woman expert over here

goddamn this thread is dead as hell for a collab stream

>>102074312
because people ARE watching the stream you donut

Sometimes I hate you guys and sometimes I like you guys

>>102074312
Too busy watching the stream this time to keep checking here

>>102074330
hate you too anon <3

Am I crazy or is this better than the dev stream?

>>102074312
Collab is really cool but theres not much to discuss?

>>102074382
It's a lot more positive for one.

>yeah this is india
>Yep, Kanada
Daddy's little racist girl

>>102074312
Dead thread just means not much to complain about. Nobody is here to discuss things they actually enjoy

>>102074312
I am actually watching and having fun

>>102074382
Shockingly low bar

>>102074420
Kannada is a language in india retard

Holy fuck this woman is autism

Jesus Ellie, she really is a machine

even neuro thinks old content was better this is so sad

>>102074312
yeah cause Ellie is boring
Bread would be well baked if it was collab with Anny or Toma

>didn’t let her finish
fleshbag whores just can’t let their pride go huh

It’s funny that while /swarm/ likes the stream, discord hates it

>>102074525
Camilla took anny's tits :broken_heart:

heart

NY IRL stream with Neuro letsgo!

>>102074570
why?

>>102074492
I see

How do you even live in NY? Looney Tunes ass city.

>>102074525
You can tell this girl self-inserts as Camila because of how much she buffs her

SHES DOESNT NEED MORE TIME OFF ELLIE

>>102074570
I mean it's not an Evil stream so of course discord hates it.

>>102074603
It’s not that bad nga

>>102074189
Hi Hanakyo

>>102074570
What are they even saying

>>102074662
Arent a lot of people like super in debt or borderline homeless?

>>102074686
Yeah that’s just life tho

official geoguessr collab rankings:
>dougdoug
POWERGAP
>limes
>filian
POWERGAP
>ellie

>>102074680
Hate this leeching whore

>>102074712
official geoguessr collab rankings:
>dougdoug
POWERGAP
Filian = Limes = Ellie

>>102074603
I used to live there and it's nice if you aren't poor lots to do

>>102074680
It’s sad that dog dog doesn’t know how much the joke has been run into the ground.

>>102074680
Love this leeching whore

>americans think their anthem is good
do they really?

>>102074768
No lol

>>102074768
It’s alright.

>>102074768
I've heard worse

neuro pls

>>102074680
I can’t watch mini streams because I get hard when I see her model, and I knew this was a problem, but it’s gotten so bad that seeing that emote gave me a half-chub

>>102074768
Pretty good, I do think it's funny song when put over anything else

Ellie got too cocky…

>>102074680
weren't you fags talking about mini unfollowing and dropping a twitlonger? I guess nothing ever happens huh

Canadian bros, is it true? Are your fire hydrants hairy?

I'm going to need a collab with Ellie, Neuro, and Dougdoug against each other

>>102074909
That is an old ss, mini hasn't watched any stream since the boom premier

>>102074909
No it was literally just that she said she was feeling lonely with no proof

>>102074909
no one said either of those things

>>102074953
Vedal with Neuro preferably

>>102075055
ToT

>>102074909
it was vellieniggers making shit up, they're scared that mini won

>>102075137
I'll let you know as one of these ellienigger I was only of the rare ones bringing up how stupid the whole mini thing was

>>102074909
They were probably talking about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mDS7wHNM4o

>>102074956
>>102075137
>>102075225
alright, stupid fags, time to stop stalkbaiting.
this is the first stream since june 25th she has chatted in, she was in chat for 7 minutes, between 19:22 and 19:28 utc and then dipped

SHUT HER DOWN

>>102075297 (me)
i guess it's kind of funny vedal was not typing in chat between 19:09 and 19:48

>>102075297
I know, i just like to lie for no reason

>Calling out bankers right infront of Ellie
She knows

my antisemitic oshi...

Neuro no wait that's too gigabased noo you'll get banned

little late on that one but it was funny enough I had to go back to find it

Based anti Shipping Neuro

Annybros???

Anny shot…

hoooo boy

I can't believe Anny is dead...

I got up to take a shower, what did she say?

Vedal branded Neruo....

>>102075756
what brand of shampoo do you use?

>>102075781
3rd world negro shampoo, you don't have that

RATE THE COLLAB

>>102075807
9/10, loved it desu

>>102075807
I like Ellie collabs, she bounces off Neuro really well. Very nice/10

>>102075807
A lot fun a lot better than I thought it would be, Ellie has great dynamic with Neuro. Neuro was very funny too

8/10

>>102075807
8/10 it had some good moments

>>102075807
Actually pretty good for 2025 standards 7/10

>>102075807
9/10 but only because lots of streams been dry

What was that negro ass music she was listening to

Whore live on discord

>>102075890
Wich one + don't have discord

>>102075807
8/10
Chill and cute, but nothing to write home about.

>Fatmila raid
Everything is so tiresome

>>102075807
8/10

>camila celebrating her birthday in london with vedal
It’s over

>>102075807
9/10 but I'm biased

>>102075807
Ellie is among the best collab partners, 8.5/10

Why are neuro collabs with Ellie good and evil collabs usually mid?

https://youtu.be/s-AXjynum9I?si=OWiVusHR8WvdCgW_
>Greennig plays far cry 3 because is his favorite Game
>Suddenly all whores play this shit

>>102075916
Mini

>>102075999
Femanon victory
/Swarm/ suicide

>>102075994
Because they are evil collabs

>>102075946
crazy how we went from vedal bragging about dozens of vtubers in his DMs begging for collabs to the same 4 orbiters

>>102075890
i see what you're trying to do, stalkerfag

>>102075994
Shitvil only exists to appease beggars, please understand

>>102075807
i miss that drawanon....

>>102075890
no one asked

>>102076048
>same 5 collab partners
https://youtu.be/F90Cw4l-8NY?t=62

>>102075890
I asked

>>102076055
>stalkerfag
I just want to know if she says something interesting but i dont want to watch the stream because she is super boring

>>102076151
>she's super boring but I know the exact moment she goes online on discord
fuck off

>>102076160
>what are role pings

>>102076160
Well yeah i'm in her discord and i'm too retarded to know how to turn off the notifications

Got to ask because I was making some food when she was saying this so I couldn't play fully attention at the time but did Ellie said on the stream that she planning to do a trip to Europe. Maybe I miss understood what she was saying or is there a con going on there that would make it make sense because I really don't know

>>102076203
nahh someone get unc a wikihow guide

>>102076233
discord sucks bro frfr

>>102076203
nga it’s so easy kids can do it

>>102076312
you really sat on this for 15 hours, to what exactly?

>>102076332
fr, I was kind of expecting this to not get posted

>>102076312
meanwhile the turtle

>anny nigger is still going
how fucking mindbroken you have to be by being this obsessed with a woman.

>>102076358
Flustered Ellie is cute

She is not coming back, leave her alone

She will come back keep messaging her king

>>102076312
I hope she will be okay she seems empty

>>102076312
>therapist told me I have depression
Damn, what tipped him off?

I got be honest I really like that always around Ellie, Neruo will make sure for her to not mention him or talk about him. I don't why it's so consistent but it is and it's funny. Reminds me how a kid will act hanging out with their step mom but never want them talking about their dad because of the remarriage

>>102076151
fyi she has a collab with bo later today

>>102076358
Cute couple

>>102076644
Yeah, the same 3 people she streams with every Tuesday.

>>102076312
honestly maybe it's better for her personal life and mental health that she quit definitively and find a nice job and a nice husband

>>102076312
so the reason she's sad is related to streaming?

>>102076773
>3 people
Anon...

>>102076786
no. streaming just takes time out of the day she could be doing something else

I love my boyfriend

>>102076881
ellie's meat dildo

Sex with Tomacat

>>102076980
Don’t leave Camila out

haha so quirky and funny this whorefags

>>102076020
She played that a while ago, couldn't get it working on PC and found FPS controls on console horrible so she dropped it. Shame

>>102076786
Her chat will probably spam her asking if she watched BOOM

>>102077288
She should tell those retards to fuck off

>neuro raids camila
>camila raids this "vio"
forced induction into the swarm tbdesu

>>102077288
What an absolute nightmare

>>102077511
she should watch it silently with no reaction to get 200k views on a clip just to mog grigga

>>102077452
>giving raid targets a second spotlight (especially so soon)
cringe

>>102077440
She should but do you really think that would stop them?

>>102077539
The bfe of doom must be crazy

>>102077554
based

>>102077554
She basically did that with a lot of animations

>>102077440
kys geordie

>>102076869
The moment you really become aware of how much faster time begins to move as you age the more it eats away at you when you're not doing anything you view as productive and how you could be doing something more. It comes to the question of "Is this all there is? Is this all I'm going to do for the rest of my life?" which can be applied to any job and it's horrifying.

new minidal sex dropped https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/132441743

>>102077932
his first one looked better

>>102077932
holy I want to fuck her so badly

>>102077932
she is the perfect loli she needs to be filled by cum

>>102077808
streaming is the hardest job on the planet

>>102077932
do you think she will touch herself watching this drawing ? It's so hot

>>102077932
>minidal
Is that guy supposed to be him?

Its not that hot

>>102078243
Looks like the him.

>random black dude
>Vedal
Holy retards

>>102078003
True. Still good, though.

>>102077932
>vedal not tagged
You sure that's supposed to be him. They tagged vedal before. Not sure why they tagged neuro though.

>>102078338
it's not black idiot. the skin is a little tanned that's all.

>>102078391
>the skin is a little tanned that's all.
Still not Vedal

>>102078338
>forgor about pajeetdal

>>102078413
I really don't care if it's Vedal or not, I just WANT to fuck Mini, do you UNDERSTAND ????????

>>102078474
Ok? Go to /lig/

>>102078505
I really want to spam Neuro/Evil cunny to educate you, idiot

/lig/ doesn't want swarmpedos

>>102077932
If the skin isn't white or green then it isn't Vedal

>>102077932
Mini x bo collab soon

>>102077932
>anal
its shit

vedmila won

>>102078816
alice looking up? in my /swarm/?

>>102078799
vedmila is so peak

>>102078772
I don't *get* people who are into anal.

go back to xitter faggots

>>102078926
anal is hot in fantasy if you don't think about it too much

>>102078799
>>102078921

>>102078951
literal shit is involved
imagine the smell

>>102078983
nga, wipe your ass and wash it when you shower, you're nasty

>>102078983
even better, fucking mini in the ass would feels like heaven

>>102078799
This is what a ship art looks like minidalfags

The double standards are crazy

>>102078983
get a bidet nga grow up and eat some ass

>>102079018
>>102079092
Nigger what the fuck do you think is IN the ass? You're literally FUCKING someone's asshole.

>>102079092
You haven't eaten ass from a girl who ate from a mexican resturant and didn't clean themselves before coming over, have you

eating femanon's ass

>>102079109
ass can be cleaned you idiot.

so i come back from work and the last post about neuro was >>02077452
wtf /swarm/

>>102079222
eating neuro ass

>>102079222
That's quite a long time ago... can't believe we've gone a hundred million posts without a neuropost

>>102079247
ok don't lewd neuro pls

>>102079256
this is why we stopped posting about neuro

>>102079222
Minifags are spamming offtopic shit

>>102079280
:(

>>102079315
Where did you get this picture of me? And why did I turn green?

same 5 whore posts
same 5 pedo posts
same one dogshit thread

>>102079338
beatings

>>102079315
This is so hot it feels like it was made for me

all hype moments and no aura makes swarm a dull thread

>>102079365
Okay, Let's talk about Neuro's geoguessing skills. Compared to other collab partners do you think Neuro plays a bit better when she is collabing with certain people?

Giving Neuro anal then Evil blowing you afterwards not only to extract your essence but also to taste Neuro's shit residue

>>102079362
See you tomorrow

>>102079365
Nga really just said diddle
Like P Diddy

>>102079386
>>101085590

i love mini so much

>>102079459
>t. evil vedal

>>102079397
I would say that neuro gets debuffed by dumb people who put generally bad ideas on her head, so short time after she gives a "mostly correct" guess she gets corrupted and she starts guessing wrong.
But if the collab partner is good she starts to get closer and closer to a more acurrate location

Ok, it took me a while but I was confused if she actually even said this but I guess ellie did. Take this as you will

https://m.twitch.tv/videos/2507094557?t=01h38m00s

>>102079459
If only she was loved by vedal

>>102079397
Vedal said that this case for chess so guessing it's the same with geoguessr

>>102079502
Ellie's inflection puts me off for some reason...

>>102079502
>ellie is traveling to europe
>camila is traveling to europe
>vedal said next two weeks will be lacking content

>>102079397
I feel like Neuro is usually right or close to right on her first guess, so arguing with her tends to only make her less accurate.

That said, sometimes her gut guess is way off, and someone who is good at the game (Like Ellie) can usually redirect her and make her more accurate instead of less.

focus, my nigga, what the fuck are you doing, lock in, nigga

vedal please sleep

vedal please sleep (with mini)

>>102079673
Sorry, he is too bussy emotionally abusing women

https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx7jz7Z4t5ros77U9wTbWXEC3zXzp-pZiP

dougdoug bros... our response? why isnt he doing another collab with Neuro, the only ethical AI?

>>102079733
they wanted the forbidden bfe but they couldn't handle the heat

>>102079743
holy fat tits

>>102079760
>Ai dude
>His content focuses on ai
>"Noooo this type of ai is eveil!"
Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags Kill normalfags

>>102079760
aaaiiieeee its only ok for ai to replace the plebs not me!

>>102079760
neuro fell off he has bigger fish to fry

>>102079760
>AI youtuber makes videos with AI and people like them
>AI youtuber does sponsored stream with AI
>People get mad

>>102079760
Only the youtube comments are angry, the twitch chat is fine.

>>102079760
>Grok doing N towers on twitter
Vedal is the slopmaster, even Elon's ai does more content than Neuro

need an anny sloppy toppy tbdesu

>>102079502
I didn't think about it into just now but this could be related to helping repair the Neurodog or speed up the process on it but maybe I'm just being hopeful

>>102079760
He should have trained it on twitch chat...

>>102079899
kys twitterfag

>>102079743
beautiful

>vedal said next week would be pretty dead
>mini is going on another trip next week

>>102079760
actually it would be a good idea for Neuro theme stream, kinda like one with Evil when she was writing up creepypasta, just let Neuro come up with movie script
collab partner could ask about plot, about characters, dialogues etc.

>>102080223
YES, im a minidal shipper.
YES, im delusuonal
YES, i spam her whenever i have the vaguest chance
YES, my cope is deadly to anyone but my kind
YES, i lost
YES, she sits on the chair at most
YES, vedal hates me

>>102080223
If you can't show a clip I just won't believe you because cause no way you actually watched mini's stream

>>102079725
kys evilnigger

weird people in /here/, weird weird people...

>>102080223
they will fuck like this everyday of the next week, imagine the smell

>>102080363
The problem is, anon, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing /swarm/ through the /vt/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything neuro related. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of /swarm/, depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /vt/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible /swarm/ is like this.

>>102080460
Meds

>>102080316
it's funny seeing other ships shippers get mad lol

>>102080400
mini is too small to take it all

>>102080794
you made me cum

>>102080832
youre welcome?

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