Thread 102078987

Kiara's road to 1 million views. Can she make it? Which video are you looking forward to the most?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5k5yScMWDc

>>102078987 (OP)
Minto!

The Holo-Regloss one

>>102078987 (OP)
1M? Yeah, sure. Is it hard to get 1M views on a MV these days?

>>102078987 (OP)
Suisei, cause I know she hated doing it and only did it cause Kiara was very insistent. Similar to how Sora forces Suisei to do cutesy idol songs and dances in full zerokisei performances and she can't refuse even though she cringes hard.

christ this shit again

>>102079047
Right now she need 700k views to hit 1M

>>102078987 (OP)
Pavonashi my beloved

More ass flashes from Jean please. Holy shit.

>>102079062
Source? How do you know she hate doing these things?

>>102079047
https://youtu.be/a9CWgFuoULU

>>102078987 (OP)
Resident /#/ Holo

>>102079707
Suisei told him via the stuffed doll she carries around and speaks with using a high-pitched voice

Pathetic.

>>102079047
If your name is Takanashi Kiara, yes.

>>102080097
Matsuri just has no luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jeoisZeFY

>>102078987 (OP)
this might be the first what is basically a viewathon i have ever seen. this is so desperate

>>102079521
is that person a troon?
not buying their fansly to find out

>>102081860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J446ztPgU8

>>102081830
It's not even the first time Kiara did it. Mori also did it (and failed)

>>102078987 (OP)
Has Kiara always been this much of a number chimp?

>>102079828
She's never beating the allegations

>>102078987 (OP)
A lot of her songs sound exactly the same, the only thing that changes are the music videos trying to give me new designs to jack off to.

>>102082034
Great, isn't it?

>>102082034
So she's basically kpop

>>102082034
I'm certainly not complaining about the formula

>>102082034
Contratulations, you learned that every pop music is the same!

>>102082095
That's been established for years though. Releasing a korean version of Do U should've been the obvious nail in the coffin on that one

>>102081685
Unfortunate, since she's 3x better than Kiara.

>>102079110
We’ll duh the song just came out.

>>102081958
How new are you? Lol.

>>102078987 (OP)
This style of music or music video isn't popular with Vtuber fans at all, what was she thinking? Shilling this will just be an uphill battle. Something more like Mesmirizer is what weebs watch and play on repeat these days i.e. stuff with bright and flat graphics, not high framerate CG models dancing to some Kpop-esque song.

>>102078987 (OP)
Either Anya, because they hate eachother, or Shiori, so that Shiori has to do the dance.

>>102078987 (OP)
I don't know
None because Kiara's on it

A given video gets 90% of its views within the first 2 days. After that it's a sad petering-out for the next multiple years to get another 50% or so

>>102078987 (OP)
Damn that's tough. Even that new neuro song got way better numbers than this

>>102087842
>A given video gets 90% of its views within the first 2 days. After that it's a sad petering-out for the next multiple years to get another 50% or so
The numbers, Mason! Either it gets 66% of its views within the first two days or it gets another 10% over multiple years.

>>102078987 (OP)
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>>102082647
Why do I always feel like I’m talking to the dumbest guy in the thread whenever I post here?

>>102082034
that's why its great

>>102079062
Suisei forced others to do cutesy idol songs and dances herself in her hoshimatic project, retard

It's been 3 months and not even 300K. I hope Kiara will do better than her.

>>102093553
The fact that Kiara's has already surpassed 300k gives you the right answer.

>>102078987 (OP)
This is so embarrassing. An actual numbermonkey but without any real numbers to back it up.
Keep refreshing the videos like the bots you are, cucked mc chickens.

>>102078987 (OP)
Hopefully it doesn't get to 600k

>>102081685
She's also just not that popular.

>>102081955
post the goals kek

>>102081958
she had weekly meltdowns on debut comparing herself to the others

>>102078987 (OP)
Will she wear the leotard in any of them?

>>102078987 (OP)
this shit is some of the most pathetic stuff hololive has done

>>102094613
right here >>102093553
At least she got 2 goals, better than nothing?

>>102093553
will Mori EVER learn lmao

So, I have to watch her new MV 200k times to get the Minto video? I see.

>>102081958
Yes.

>>102079062
You fags are pathetic. The same kind of ilk who cried that Cover forced the girls by gunpoint to not stream over FWMC's b-day 3d and also forced all the top JP to join.

>>102085367
It's already recorded you dingus. She askes the talents to record the bits beforehand and then makes goals out of them to drive engagement. She did it with Mirage and hit her goal

>>102079707
it was revealed to him in a dream and his is probably muhammed too

Man, I hate engagement bait like this. I wish I didn't, because it's inoffensive and should just be a fun way to celebrate viewership milestones, but it just comes off as pathetic any time I see it on any level.

>>102093553
I have to admit that made me actually feel bad for her.

>>102098528
She made the mistake of tying goals to art releases. The reason the kind of thing Kiara is doing works reasonably well is because other talents fans have incentive to come watch her thing to see a cute short of their favorite dancing with her. The sorts of people who might not watch it more than once or even at all but know about it suddenly show up in droves to get some more cute content.

>>102078987 (OP)
>no towa
booo!

>>102078987 (OP)
>JEANwanwan
Fucking who?

>>102079047
Apparently yes

>>102103102
>>102081899
fleshie

>>102078987 (OP)
Raden, huh? Hmmm

>>102078987 (OP)
>raden
link DOKOOOOOOOOOOO

>>102094869
I'm sure she'll hit all the goals easily enough, but pre-recording something ahead of time with the possibility of not releasing it because you didn't hit a goal seems like a waste. And I stand by my picks of Anya and Shiori being the videos I look forward to.

>>102110627
you have to stream Tasty 76,000 times to get the Raden short

still not even half the numberfag the dogs are

>>102093553
Pppppffffffff hahahaha, poor fucking Mori, she really doesn't want to accept that she's the runt of myth and, if it wasn't for Shiori, the runt of EN altogether.

>>102093553
Nobody likes Mori, while Kiara is the natural leader of EN.