>open stream
>horseslop
>close stream

>>102086008 (OP)
Feels good to be an umachad

>>102086008 (OP)
So is there any actual gameplay in this game? All I've seen is clips of people watching cutscenes.

>>102086269
that’s pretty much it

>>102086269
It's kinda like Needy Streamer Overload but without the chat gameplay

>>102086269
its princess trainer with layered RNG and you can pay money to make the RNG a little less brutal

>>102086008 (OP)
This is a grim holo harc

i guess gen alpha never get to touch monster rancher.....

>>102086008 (OP)
I have horse fatigue.
No I'm not interested in your gachashit, I will not play it I will not watch it. Maybe I'll jerk off to the fanart a couple times but that's it. This game has been relentlessly shilled like nothing else in recent memory.

OP had to open the streams to know they were "horseslop" despite the thumbnails being accurate about their content.

>>102086008 (OP)
wouldn't call it slop but who gives a shit about uma musume in 2025?

>>102086269
none, ive tried it a the races are automatic and boring af. The pocket circuit in yakuza is more engaging than this.

I lose respect for any chuuba who engages in flavor of the week slop content.
seen 1 play it, you've seen them all

>>102086583
fucktons of normies because the global release was two weeks ago

>>102086008 (OP)
So why did you feel the need to waste your time making a thread about this? Just don't watch it, you don't have to go out of your way to tell everyone that you're not watching

>>102086351
well yeah, all the actual entertaining girls graduated

>>102088111
Biboo is still here though

>>102086008 (OP)
>>102086351
>>102086507
>>102086644
>>102088111
>REEEEEE SLOP SLOP SLOP
>Holo out of nowhere
>2view shitters outside the garden see what HoloGods are playing and proceed to spam it too
Every Time

>>102089066
...Isn't it the exact opposite? Holo takes a while to get perms, so people have been playing horse games for far longer than they have.
Holo's just trend chasing.

>>102086008 (OP)
>open horse game stream
>they're playing horse game
WOOOOOOOOW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

>>102089138
No? Holostars (Axel was the first) started playing it literally 4 days after global release and Hololive started a day later (Iofi was the first)

>>102089356
Anon...
They got it 4 days after people started playing it.
Though either way my argument was just meant to exaggerate just how absurd the concept stated by that anon was.

>>102088111
entertaining.......

>>102086008 (OP)
Honestly yeah it was fun for like 3 streams then it got boring fast

Played this game for the first time yesterday. It seems like a lot of fun but after doing the tutorial, an hour later I just closed it. Too much currency, materials, multiple events, too much login crap, too much Gacha options. Then you have to level your trainee in many ways along with a bunch of support cards that also need leveling, with another support character on top of that, then the ridiculous amount of exchange currencies. Pity because these games seem like fun but I don't have time for all that garbage.

>>102086269
Me when someone mentions mgs4

>>102086008 (OP)
Clop clop next meme

>>102089066
Nobody's seething at Hololive, you dickwipe, they're seething at the fucking game itself.

>>102086008 (OP)
New Holo Horsegirl when?

>>102086269
You train a horse and then it competes and if you lose she gets sent to the glue factory and you have to start over again

suprisingly fun but just skip all the shit in-between races it's just irrelevant cutscenes unless you really like the horse in question

>>102086583
in addition to the global release being popular among vtubers a lot of fleshstreamers also played it which has spread it beyond just the "weeb" audience

>>102086008 (OP)
run from it destiny arrives all the same ... you will watch horse gacha slop ... you will enjoy horse gacha slop .... you will praise the vtuber for spending money on horse slop ...

>>102086269
>>102086644
I honestly dont get most gachaslop, people love to shit on Genshin for example but at least it had a proper gameplay instead of Blue Archive which is popular because...? pedos I guess, surely not its """gameplay"""

>doesn't stream your horse game

>>102086008 (OP)
I have yet to watch a single horseslop stream. I refuse to watch any mobage or gachashit. It's awful, I'll be glad when this fad finally passes.

>>102086008 (OP)
>thumbnail shows horse game
>title states it’s horse game
>retard op still needs to open stream to see what is being streamed

>>102091364
>anon can’t stand basic gaming mechanics presenting every single console game

>>102093797
Genshim is straight up boring in both story and gameplay, plus it’s grindy as shit and barely had qol

Blue Archive at least is simple enough followed by a great story

>>102089426
NTA but I think it's more of waiting for the permission to play from the higher ups and less about trend chasing if they can play it on stream less than a week after the global release

>>102086351
HARC HOLO ARC

>>102093817
She's waiting for Eishin Flash

>>102086008 (OP)
Kill yourself minecraftzoomer

>>102097000
But she said Mejiro McQueen is best

>>102086008 (OP)
>no gameplay
>safe horny with porn production heavily limited
>a lot of yuribait
>trainer(you) can be female
What you were expecting? It's the perfect game to stream

>>102086008 (OP)
I see consoom, i want to consoooooooooom!

>>102086008 (OP)
can't hear you, Gold Ship moans are so loud

>>102097027
Minecraft is like 15 years old. Gacha is way more zoomer than Minecraft ever was.

>>102091364
It's a shame it's a gacha, the gameplay would have been more better (no gacha slop to waste your time and bait you to spending money) if it was single player/ paid purchase. The premise and characters are interesting but gacha games just suck the soul of the games in exchange for making significantly more money.
>>102093950
It's a FOTM gacha game. It will lose 90%+ of it's players once a month or two passes. Gacha games are inherently shit compared to single player games since gachas are incentivized to prey on player time, money or both. Sure some of them have great gameplay, story, music but it would have been better if it was single player (cut the loop of wasting player time, wanting them to log in daily, spend recurrent money, etc).

>> t. gachafag who plays two gachas religiously