Believe in Haitei XI edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv [Open]

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
https://youtu.be/Q0LImFGZjn4
https://www.twitch.tv/pizza_is_yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B0vFiHjwdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYfm4SlGkOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgHlau5aTc0

>Recent league 6 streams
https://youtu.be/bmv3V5ESPR8
https://youtu.be/x-M-sDGN13Y

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk


- new Haitei XI OC https://youtu.be/V2GnBYguKsY

- Haitei XI is playing in L-league (the most important league), can they pull off this heist?

- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://youtu.be/RIXTZZUNDxw

- /jong/ "enemy" Rezuul has graduated

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

- Mikos are banned? No, more mikos!

- Someone signed us up for Lord of the Board


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... under the sea! As long as there are tiles there's hope!

Related threads
>>>/vt/pcg/
>>>/vt/fig
>>>/vt/asp
>>>/vt/mayo
>>>/vm/doko
>>>/vg/mjg

Previous Thread: >>102025476

why did you bake

>>102089292

久しぶり /jong/, haven't been around in a while. I heard there was a /jong/ Shadowverse guild, are we shadoba tanoshii?

>>102089126 (OP)
>Today's Lucky yaku is... under the sea
I lost my team the chance at finals because of a houtei haneman...

>>102089924
>[Deleted]

>>102089882
おかえり anon!
yeah many play regularly, the guild code is 706999346198, some people from /mjg/ also joined in

>>102089882
We're an A rank guild, in fact.

sex with the japtain for getting us points for once

Horse game ID: 673621547384

>>102090083
>>102090184
I'll probably join next season once I claim this season's rewards from the guild I'm in.
Incidentally, here's a Shadowverse video
https://youtu.be/xPxGbP1E62w

Horse club now exists

gay anon streaming without linking again
https://www.twitch.tv/vita_x_3

>>102090724
i thought the cracks were just part of the art or something
how can someone win against so much burn lol

>>102091615
quite gay of him not to link

gay anon HATES us

Doesn’t hate me cause I’m sexy

I've lost my position as the famous faggot...

>>102091615
not-so-gay anon is drawing sheep btw

but I thought the famous faggot was all of us who avatarpost??

>>102090568
She stole my flow

>>102093323
You're all definitely bigger fags, I'm just more famous

>>102091615
anons are falling for the asp rumors, I even stopped drawing boys

>>102093878
>anons are falling for
(You)

>>102093972
d-dont fall in love with me baka!!

>>102093878
I know what you are.

FINALE L-LEAGUE SESSION
HAITEI XI FIGHTS
https://live.fc2.com/84503510/

>>102094001

>>102094001
favorite /jong/er on the telly

>>102093997

sora sex

amazing game yuzu, it was spectacular

I came here to laugh at you.

I came

Nina's addicted....

>>102095703
there is another thing which is hot and hard to hold that she should try

>>102095949
A cup of hot choco? Great idea!

Saw L-League results, WJ guys!

next league guys. next league.

I'm only interested in meme gimmicky tourneys

>>102098762
You know there's an entire year of tournaments you can sign up for and lose, you don't have to wait a year to show up as league tourists and do some cringe refusing to integrate shit again

>>102098762
>He thinks I'm playing next league

This year confirmed I am a league lucklet and last year wasn't just variance so I'm going to grinch

don't grinch, I want to play with all of you...

next league i will be on my 9th account
if you manage to draft me i will be both impressed and annoyed

>>102099508
You do know you can't draft the same people right?

>>102099637
TO won't do shit, draft the same exact team again

>>102099637
I didn't play this league

>>102098879
Haah? Didn't you fags show up here first? What is this *refusing to integrate* thing? Integrating in what, a content farm for TO's resume? God forbid there exist INDIVIDUALISM! Last I checked, it is my RIGHT to convene with whoever I want! How's the weather up on that high horse? You would abolish all social preference and have us call each other "comrade" wouldn't you? Are you a COMMUNIST? I would say that definitely infringes upon my RIGHTS!

>>102099715
I can fucking hear it...

>touching tips
why are we so gay...

>we

evens work on car
odds relax today and do it tomorrow
0 kms

unlucky again

so close anon... dont kill yourself, please stay with us...

evens stream ranked on alt
odds don't play mahjong
0 kms and stream ranked on main

>>102101387
why would you play on your alt

>>102100739
reroll for that anon

>>102101392
why would I play on my main

>>102101387
re-roll but odds I set up assetto corsa again

>>102101723
ehhhhh too lazy...

>>102101777
>trips 7
now you must install that game, stream it and talk about mahjong and mahjong vtubers

I'v had a wheel for like 2 years now and never bothered buying assetto

>>102101852
I don't know how I'd stream myself on the burger ring driving in vr

if you can drift the akina touge without chomboing your wall, then you can qualify for m-league

I bought an old junk momo for my rig

anon and doragon wheel game collab stream when?

ohh so it's a racing game. mahjong! on motorcycles!

Femanon...

I should try drifting the hayabusa swapped cappuccino on akina

>>102102148
they should make an anime about that

>>102102209
It's just one step removed

>>102102098
woah your rig is pretty cool, what base is that?

one sec I might restart and try streaming
>>102102522
I built it during 'vid
it's a sim magic alpha mini

>>102101723
>>102102098
https://www.lfs.net/

beamng is pretty good now, tires are still wonky but they've really started working on it, i expect within the next year or two they'll be up to par.

okay I got streaming kind a working what car should I drive on the ring (poorly)

>>102103938
Ford Pinto.

>>102103938
in assetto corsa? 60s era touring cars are my favorite

please pick something less cringe and more japanese

Drift or normal?

>>102104006
>less cringe
>more japanese
I think you can only get one of those things.

normal, I have a lot of drift cars though but I haven't used this setup in a long time

>>102104043
Regardless the answer was the AE86

a cute fast car. blue, red or green!

>>102104068
cringe but okay
https://youtube.com/live/Zwhe7V05l5Q

I'm going to crash a lot

>>102104006
RX3 from this pack
https://thracing.de/touring-car-legends/

but league is on the telly

uwaaaah it's the famous kodomo!

>>102104076

this makes me want to reinstall ac

>>102104163
I was gonna cave in and buy it but steam is feeling funny

>>102104187
make sure to buy the edition with all of the DLC if you do

>>102104200
I only have 6 bucks on my paypal atm

>>102104212
pirate the DLC then idk, its imperative that you have it though

>>102104234
That was the plan, I have the creamapi installer program somewhere on my PC from back when I used it for RoR2

>anon is going to pirate cars

League finales EU1 https://youtu.be/KAjdJg9gBoM

This is how I imagine JJ drives

Anon right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zyt2xlLf-E

>>102105123
obs game capture isn't capturing I want to die

>>102105137
Did you swap games?

also how do I drive cars when I can't feel the tires, the cars feel like they just understeer for no reason

>>102105178
Are you using an actual wheel with ffb or the vr control kind?

>>102105208
An actual wheel but it's not really enough to feel the tires, I need like bass shakers I think

>>102105254
Also I think my Internet just went down lol, rip. I think a lot of these downloaded cars are just really badly setup also and don't drive correctly

>>102105254
Did you dial in your wheel settings? I can feel the understeer even on a G29

>>102105335
it feels nothing like an actual car to me I dunno, I also don't really have a sense of speed in VR, 90 miles an hour feels like 15-20 mph visually

>>102105411
>it feels nothing like an actual car to me
That's true, most of the sim racing gear feels nothing like a "real" car, unless you're spending thousands of dollars on it.

i have 700e of pc parts in my amazon cart but idk if i really need to upgrade

Evens drink and stream
Odds drink and don't stream

streaming vr is fucking cringe and obs game capture is still grabage in tyool2024

>>102105493
I think sense of speed is my issue, I'm going like 140 kph and I feel like I'm doing half that. I think my brake pedal isn't set up right either, it's either doing nothing or locking up the brakes

>>102106154
fairs fair
https://youtube.com/live/Giyn4tepRZw?feature=share

>>102106286
>doragon finally streaming again

evens stream jong over doragon
odds work on my car
0 kms

doragon (truckin', burgerin', rockin')

>open twitch
>first recommended channel is that rat "femcel" french vtuber
who is watching this shit

If I crash, it's because I am checking the thread on my phone

evens stream after doragon after I get back from the store
odds do the other stuff for my other car
0 kms

You saw nothing

maniac

>>102108433
Shhhhh

>>102106652
The self admitted blacked one? Feels like a self answering question

>Doragon talked at the end of his stream
>Sounds hot
What do?

>>102108667
nothing? I've heard him talk before

evens twitch
odds youtube
0 rc2

the japanese guy changed my tablecloth now, this is going too far

evens do it
odds don't
0 kms

>>102109171
roll invalidated by >>102107402

>>102109196
what if I wanted to play poko or tenhou

>>102109244
I'm not your dad, play what you want, I just spent 1 1/2 hours streaming ATS so who cares? Also nini

>>102089126 (OP)
oh my god it's khubie

khubie is a felon

I don't want to play ranked

>>102109566
Yeah, she's felon mahjong right now

he will never stream as tenma

why would I do that

>>102110780
Why is your table green

Khubie's crime? Dumb bitch.

I think Khubie should play Tenhou

>>102110926
she runs out of time in mjs she wouldn't be able to handle tenhou

>>102110947
You're forgetting the no tips part

I'll be frank I still don't get the reference

>>102110905
I made this post.

oh I have to pay money to play tenhou on desktop lame

>>102111073
https://tenhou.net/4/ is free for ippan

>dead during US hours now
grim

it's work hours

https://youtube.com/live/uA-Vha03gAM?feature=share

drunk. eepy. go to bed early. mahjong vtubers

>>102112788
what's your record against mortal

>>102112788
btw if you go to the options and click on the last tab you can enable "turn on autowin at round start"

stevebro your 3s is completely dead

san sou was dead...

evens kms
odds kms
0 turn my mic on

Evens begin collecting my urine as plant fertilizer like I read on the internet
Odds just play video games instead

I hate mahjong btw

>>102113681
Make a pissponics setup.

let it be known I beat mortal with last dealer skill

jong... is dead
finally

Penis

Nina!

you're supposed to die

I think /jong/ should live

hmm..nyo

>hmm..nyo

>>102116759
>she's actually playing mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ok2RuSRqjc

yeah she might be, but I'm not

Im hiding in my car because as i was getting out a skunk ran right at me

mjs skunk character doko (preemptive fuck you)

>>102118449
That's just Khubie.

"it's not chiitoi" he said after drawing his 4th pair
it was chiitoi

>>102118449
Would she have a big farter

>>102119328
Itll be her old model with stacked tits and a thanksgiving turkey ass

so this is the power of tenhou

>>102120275
Is this real?

>>102120457
Yeah her old model was a sex icon so she took it out back and shot it

>>102120511
Wait you're talking about khubie. Lol

Can you not post in /mjg/?
Thank you.

>posting in /mjg/
I only post in /jong/ where all the highest quality mahjong vtubers congregate. Vtubers like...hm...on second thought, I'll let you know when I think of one.

>>102121159
erm hello? please refer to OP pic >>102089126 (OP)

>>102121220
>OP pic
that's a league jobber

I still can't believe khubie sabotaged the team to stop jj from posting tits.

I can

I prefer ass

I bet jj is flatter than minecraft steve.

I bet jj would be a great wife and a mother for my future kids

>>102121748
3 words
>fetal
>alcohol
>syndrome

>>102121814
I can fix her with lots of love and lots of sex

>>102121067
i'll do whatever i want

>>102121748
3 words
>baby
>making
>seggs

Morning

>>102122877

>>102122877
You should go back to bed tbqh

>>102124239
I slept for 10 hours

>>102124276
God I wish that were me.

>>102124303
you could sleep more with frequent sperm bank donations

That bank? Me.

That poster? JJ.

>>102124686

>>102124697

>>102124707

>>102124707
I can't afford to feed that thing

>>102124707
I can afford to feed that thing!

>>102124720

>>102124728
yes you can
>>102124809
no you can't

I've been eating rice every day for the past month. I'm going to turn into an asian

i have been almost entirely subsisting off of cheese sausages at servos and lunch bars the past 2 weeks
i dont know if this will turn me into anything but a corpse

>>102124841
I can afford to feed, but not home, that thing.

>>102124938
you've got it backwards, you own land and let it roam around eating bugs and grasses

Today I had a liter of orange juice, six coffees, a heat up curry rice for brunch and then potato and cheese pierogi for lunch. Snacked on a few handfuls of gummy bears too. I'm about to eat spaghetti bolognese for dinner and then I'll finish it off with a pint of haagen dazs for desert. No I'm not fat. Not yet

I made pancakes

>>102121733
jack black probably has bigger tits than femanon thoughbeit

>>102121733
and that's a good thing

>>102125174
Give them to me.

92943

>>102125210
Too late, ate em

>>102125221
started

>>102125221
am i intruding on something?

left out of another room...

>>102125275
yes

>>102125305
gomen

dora should be shiny CONSTANTLY, not once every 10s

>>102125432
Consider using your eyes and checking the indicator?

>>102125444

>>102125221
wj

>>102125221
>>102125564
well jonged
soorry
will never join a friendly again
ç_ç

League killed jong

Heterosexuality killed /jong/ first, we have to go back to our ancestral gay ways if we want to survive

>>102128060
unironically this. unban everyone. but let's be honest. we all probably need a break after league.

I fell for it again

>>102128497
Understandable, the fact that the tail wiggles does things to my brain

>>102128497
I thought the sheep was gay though

>>102128596
I just really like sheep

>>102128596
Even fags like tits

>>102110905
delete this

>>102129482
Silence foid/French

I posted it. I won't delete it becauseyou can't silence the truth.

>>102130067
if you can't silence the truth explain all of doragon's bans for calling a janny brown

deport xapitan back to /jong/

he's being deported in a casket

no one to sexpest...

That's a good thing

SEX with MIKOANON (post-league, slacking, still glowing)

sex with mortal score 98 mikoanon

>vtuber
>a real woman is behind the avatar

>>102132630
It's the worst

>vtuber
>a real woman is behind the avatar
>a real skeleton is behind the woman

now that league is over we can start inclining

post titties and incline will appear

and back to adept we go...

Never forget: Deep inside every one of us is a spooky scary skeleton.

yeah, me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY

>AI proxy has been dead for the last two days
Bweh

>>102135507
Ranked

>Paypal is still fucked on steam
Bruh I just wanted to buy some ATS DLC

>>102136373
I haven't played since 1.50 so I've missed like 3 DLCs

>>102136373
What is ats

>>102137615
American truck sim

>>102137573
/jong/ convoy would be fun

nini don't die

Dixon cider

Cider? I barely know her.

Phone can't run horse game RIP

>>102139895
What about Sinder

okay I installed my turbo inlet and diverter valve, so all projects are finished for now

evens play against mortal bot
odds play against anons
0 kms

>>102142494
>Sinder
I've heard she's a wonderful person and a loyal friend.

>>102142596
Can you wait until I'm off work to post a koko

>>102143640
no I rolled evens

>>102143729
6 is odd though

>>102144395
t

>>102142596
reroll

getting a job has ruined my life

>>102144726
write a blog and sell ads on it, qb

not getting a job has ruined my life

being born has ruined my life

Having a job has improved my physical and mental health

im looking for work. i hate working. but i need money to distract myself from the void inside my heart.

I just need money to live, distracting myself is free

Nina isn't jonging tonight....

>>102145726
Just watch Navitas instead

nina owes /jong/ MAHJONG SEX

women dont owe you anything chud

women owe me favours

>>102146240
You owe me a stream qb

>con season isn't over yet and there's also another japan trip coming up
doragon got out at a good time

>>102147707
im glad hes finally healing. going on walks has been a miracle for him

why should I play against you guys when I can play against good robots to improve my mortal rating

>>102148490
I don't see how playing against bots is going to make you improve faster than just playing ranked or an enemies room

>>102148574
I like to fold

>>102148614
they don't want you to know this but you can fold in friendlies

>>102148678
but your discards don't make sense to fold to

>>102148614
why? push more

Uuuuuuuu jongies ive been so wazy abowt poshting im sowwwwwyyyy

I want to get anon pregnant

That embryo? Me.

>not only does this general now have 0 women
>it also has 0 vtubers
why do you exist

>>102152805
Why do you exist?

>>102152805
our vtubers are on strike

>>102152805
to play shadoba and umamusume

>>102152805
you should become the next /jong/ chuuba

good morning, hope everyone has a fantastic friday

>>102153467
It was alright.

>>102153467
good morning gay jonger sheep

>>102153467
host a room

>>102153687
im ranking up so Im not the only adept jonger...

normal room
Majsoul Friends Room 63285(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63285

>>102153868
2/4

>>102153868
3/4

>>102153868
Oh shit I didn't see this. Otw

>>102153868
started

>>102153868
wj

>>102153868
wj

>>102153868
wj

>>102153868
Jonged. I spent most of that match powerwalking in the dark

>>102154380
a-anon, you can sit down and play the game...

Making coffee, then not jong stream

>>102154394
Explain how

>>102154380
>powerwalking in the dark
so, running away from debt collectors?

DIZZY DIZZY COFFEE
COFFEE TIME

>>102154424
Going to get dinner, which was prawn pad Thai. I'm still hungry even though I'm almost done so I might get an hsp too

>>102154404
https://youtube.com/live/I2ErXCo1Bsc

tfw no 18 gear truck sim setup

>>102154761
If you want to fund it be my guest

>>102154808
but i want it

>>102155097
Babana