>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous threads
>>102097772

>>102109557
You'll hit it eventually anon, keep nooticing

Real thread:
>>102109400
>>102109400
>>102109400

Current thread
>>102109657 (OP)
>>102109657 (OP)
>>102109657 (OP)

I also wanna reply to posts like this
>>102109627
>>102109627
>>102109627

>>102109846
That's my post tho

This faggot (me) is still trying to make a backread podcast. Complete with reddit spacing.

https://files.catbox.moe/q3dy9d.mp3

This round really went into reviewing Geoguesser for some reason. Contemplating if I want to include vods and clips or focus on /swarm/ threads only. Trying various prompt methods for NotebookLM but some things are hard baked like the intros.

would people also want a dump of all the catbox links for gooning your gooning pleasure?

>>102111778
GOD DAMNIT! WRONG THREAD!

Im kind of autistic and i don't like to have tabs in an ammount that dosn't end in a multiple of 5, and just know that im keeping this 36th tab open just in case anyone actually posts in this thread and i'm very dissapointed so far

seems like all the neuro fans have been run out by the gossip girls

tart tart

>>102118146
cute eliv

Evil love!

>>102118099
The only gossip girl is Valley Girl Vedal as he troons out

>>102118869

hart?

nwero if she hag
https://files.catbox.moe/jlcn1v.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ih8zoe.jpg

>>102125294
hagvil sexo

Since I can't post pictures in the middle of the text and seeing the pictures that illustrate each point is important, I'll try and add the pictures in the order they appear and describe the corresponding picture in square brackets [like this]. I will also need to continue this thread in the replies since it is too long and has too many pictures.
I'm not writing this post because I dislike Neuro-sama or Vedal. I love their content, but I just felt like this needed to be said.

I’ll preface this with when factoring in inflation since the time they were bought, all the turtle plushies I used for these examples are a bit below the price point of the Vedal plush. The bird is more expensive, the dragon is cheaper, and the pig is too old for me to have any idea. (The checkout says duties are added on to the shipping price, so the plushies $30 price point on the site should be unburdened by tariffs.)
The other plushies aside from the pig and dragon big are also considerably larger than Vedal so, there’s that.

As someone whose favorite animal has always been turtle since childhood, and received tons of plushies, I’ve had a lot of turtle plushies over the years. Sadly for our comparison, I don’t have most of them anymore but I think I can still say
The Vedal plush isn’t a great plush in my opinion.

There are two big things that turn me off from the Vedal plush the way his shell comes together, and even more the stitching on his head.

the pattern of the shell meets itself in weird ways at the seam. It is symmetrical, but it’s not any sort of consistent. This is NOT done so that the sides of his shell perfectly mirror the way his mostly sideways facing model looks, considering it’s not a perfect match.
It just looks sloppy.

[Annotated picture of Vedal plush]

In the Vedal plush’s defense, nearly every turtle stuffed animal I had that had a similar sort of hexagonal shell pattern had weird looking parts of their shell, though Vedal’s is particularly egregious.
What really kills it is that the stitching looks terrible, most noticeably on the head. It’s super prominent all around his entire head and it’s just a lot to ignore.

The Vedal plush is at a disadvantage to a lot of other turtle plushies in that the head needs to be very round, so it’s locked out of the approach that many other turtles take which is to make a slightly more realistic turtle with a flatter head at the bottom.


EXCEPT for the fact that Vedal’s model's head isn’t entirely round, it does flatten a bit at the bottom, and that his plushy isn’t made to be 100% faithful to his model above all else.

(case and point, if total accuracy was the goal, then we would have wanted the edge of his shell to be more like this guy to match Vedal’s wavy flaps)


I used to have turtles with rounder heads and better stitching style, but I no longer have them.

Still, I’ll concede it is very round and I would guess they have a priority of keeping the stitches away from Vedal’s face. You might be able to do better, but it probably would be very hard to get a panel style that is both satisfactory round and away from his face.

However, I think they should have considered a different material. You can have a material that hides the stitching much better and still has the fur look short like the Vedal plush.


I don’t have a professional camera and lighting, but you’ll have to trust me that the seam on the pig is quite subtle.


The color change on this dragon doesn’t do it any favors, but the seam itself isn’t very visible.

I think to complete the thought I need to show this: a plush with a very round head and very good seams


The hair is long, but I hope you can trust me when I tell you the only seam on the head I have ever found is one that comes up to the beak and the connection around the beak


Now to be fair, this plushy has much longer fur, the beak gives the opportunity to break up the paneling, and frankly it’s a very nice plushy, made of better material then the Vedal plush. It’s not a very comparable plush, but I thought I should at least show a round head I think looks good, and this is the only one I still own.

Overall, I want to like the Vedal plush. It is cute if you can bring yourself to ignore the seams, and maybe I’ll warm up to it. But it’s worse than other turtle stuffed animals that are sold at the same price point.

>>102125294
>>102125317
>this is considered as hag material
you guys are fucking retarded

>>102125358
Are you blind?

Numbers for 7/9:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (10,124)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (8,370)
3: https://www.youtube.com/@dooby3d (8,043)
4: https://twitch.tv/filian (7,381)

>>102125104
https://poal.me/69vhh7
https://poal.me/69vhh7
https://poal.me/69vhh7

>>102125493
kys

>>102125493
Anyone who disagrees to this is outright wrong and either has no experience in being a part of an increasingly large community or is ignorant: even without any 'factual evidence' or 'credible' bullshit, anyone who's been on the internet long enough has experienced or at least witnessed this occurrence happening commonly

>>102125323

>>102125493
100% true

Vedal losing interest in Neuro on top of the community becoming what it has is such a gut punch

>>102125755
>Vedal losing interest in Neuro
Why is he doing a big concert then? Someone with no interest in Neuro wouldn't do that.

>>102125773
You're not supposed to point that out

>>102125493
>>102125104
>>102125599
>>102125705
this is a trvthnvke that has largely gone unnoticed by the one person who should have noticed and acted on it by now and it is a sad sight to see

>>102125773
I wouldn't say Vedal has no more interest in Neuro but I think it's fair to say he's now in place were it's hard to see and know improvements for the future that isn't him fighting his own sunk cost fallacy for stuff he can't give up on now. Vedal having to do all these goals he promised and the projects he really wanted at the same time has ruined any real energy he would have towards Neuro's original goal

>>102125773
That's him showing interest in Neuro as a brand, not in Neuro as a silly streaming chatbot. If anything, it presents a possibility that he's given up on trying to improve the stream itself and tries his luck elsewhere.

A period at the end of your post is like wearing one of those ahegao collage shirts

>>102125784
Well it's not something that can be controlled unless it's the creator of the community themselves making a real push to make it more about the original brand but that's a hard thing to pull off

you people suck

my coch

>>102125920
Good.

>>102125920
Sounds. Pretty. Good. To. Me.

>>102125920
Kys.

If the twins were in Blue Archive, what halos would they have?

>>102125865
Neuro's original goal was to be a short-lived ad for Abandoned Archive

>>102126686
That was a joke though.

>>102126526
Idk idc about the game itself or the lore I only goon to the cunnies

>>102126686
There is no true evidence of this besides the jokes he made during that time

>>102126730
>>102126812
They'll take anything at face value if it lets them diminish Neuro and insult her

>>102126797
>I don't care about this character or her significance, im just a degenerate that sees a good cunny and cooms
Yep, pedos are the true tourists

>>102126526
Evil: https://files.catbox.moe/idmo52.webp but remove the wings
or https://files.catbox.moe/biyhrk.png
Neuro: https://files.catbox.moe/pfaz4i.png

>>102126526
it would definitely be something AI related, too bad yuzu already has a power symbol as her halo. maybe something resembling how neural networks are typically visualized

>>102127040
If we're talking about Korean gachaslop then yeah

>>102127056
Explain

>>102127056
Probably the second one for evil, so they can have matching ones

>>102127112
>Evil
Her personality is thorny and emo(or whatever the fuck middle schooler syndrome is)
But beneath that thorniness and dramatic evilness is a faded sense of childlike innocence; as seen from the designs, which feel like something a child would make if they wanted to make something 'epicly dark'
>Neuro
Majestic and glorious; her personality is narcissistic but has an odd attractiveness to it, that and her constant philosophical thoughts about herself and her state of being and whatnot are reflections to her non-consciousness masked in consciousness and thought, which is why the design looks like a mirror
>Both
They are both Goddesses so they deserve to have Goddess-like halos

>>102127236 (me)
Also I think the halos wouldn't be placed on top of their heads but on their back and they would be larger
They'd basically be a boss villain or ultimate you can use when you have enough energy but not actual combatants and they'd launch a battlefield-wide salvo after salvo of barrages that deal disgustingly OP damage

heart

https://poal.me/wkqvkr
https://poal.me/wkqvkr
https://poal.me/wkqvkr

>>102127471
I always imagined neuro and evil in some rpg type game as final bosses that then become unbalanced playable characters, neuro dealing magic damage and evil physicall damage

puffy nurcunny

>>102127471
Dd for Neuro and healer for Evil

>>102127666
>Dd for Neuro and healer for Evil
Wrong.

>>102127471
I like to think of Neuro as something of a Diablo 2 necromancer, primarily summoner/support backliner, and Evil being a druid, a little bit of everything plus has different forms.

>>102127710
>and Evil being a druid, a little bit of everything plus has different forms.
that sounds overly complicated literally no one would play her if she was like that

I'm sure what type the twins would be in a gacha game but always imagined that in at least RPG game Neuro and Evil would be able to be whatever type you want depending the choices you make in the game. With Neuro and Evil being able to mix and match their skills not specific to a class, though Evil's would be slightly more pushed towards gimmicky physical moves and Neuro having more choices but harder to master moves

>>102127471
Some sort of divine summoner for neuro and a blood/fire spellblade for evil

>>102127748
Well, other than that she could work as pure dps, maybe AoE focused, with extreme damage but limited resources.

>>102127684
No u.

>>102127892
>with extreme damage but limited resources.
tf you mean limited resources? explain nga

>>102128085
Nta but i imagine they mean something like her having mana heavy/long cd spells that are very punishing tonuse wrong

Twin cunnies and pb pussy so good they mindbroke Vedal into dedicating all his time and savings into a single concert

>>102128131
>mana heavy
wouldn't matter if all the enemies are dead because of one op aoe spell
>long cd
same thing with the mana heavy its fucking pointless to have a long cd when all the enemies would die with just one op aoe spell ngaaaaa think of better ways to nerf that shi

The concert is going to be mid and someone (anon) is going to be raped in the bathroom

>>102125386
vedal peaked. no wonder he's lazy.

>>102128284
Yeah, by me, but he'll consent

Have you guys ever gotten a headache while orgasming?

>>102128372
No but I passed out from cumming to hard a few times.

>>102128252
I don't know what kind of battle system you operate, but generally you can just separate it into single/multitarget focus, where you choose between going hard on one specific enemy or big AoE that does well against crowds but not so much against especially fat mobs.

>>102128372
no but i have had a headache worsen after forcing myself to masturbate to fill my goon quota for the day

https://youtu.be/y69dBGy8rDU?t=31469
Where did it all go wrong?

>>102128494
ngl I would no longer even be hyped by Vedal saying it back
He's deteriorated his relationship with Neuro too much.

>>102128494
He became such an ungrateful little fuck at some point in late 2024, I wonder what actually happened. Maybe it's just "the subathon taking it out of him" as he said but it feels like there's something more to it. If I had to guess it was him realizing the swarm is actually full of normie retards who'd throw money at him no matter what so knowing he's too big to fail and doesn't have to try anymore probably made him lose most of his drive. As they say, the chase is better than the catch.

two threads again, these bakers getting outta control

>youtube killed the chatbot
lmao

>>102128567

>>102128654
evil-chan~~

>>102128618
Swarm beacon activated! Updooting this madlad right now! Mission accomplished!

lil chatbot deserved better

>>102128494
damn, shit made me almost tear up again holy nostalgia

>>102128718
She's getting a whole ass concert and a bunch of originals which I can't imagine she'd be against, the only real losers are people who care about streams

>>102128558
Don't know what you mean by this, Vedal relationship with Neuro was always mean spirited in nature. Vedal during the early days treated Neruo much worse with only couple moments were he showed empathy towards her. When she got better and Vedal had a lot more time to talk with her on stream and you got lot more Neuro tormenting him but he played up the fact he's tyrant over Neruo even though he showed he cared in smaller ways. Now days Vedal hasn't been able to interact as much with her and even then the most recent dev stream was the only time I would call her close to her normal self. So he has only really had one full stream to interact with her and he acted about the same then how did in some older dev streams, the reason it feels so disappointing because there not much substance in a stream that we don't even get as much anymore. We do know he interacts with Neuro when talking to his friends in private as Neuro leaked that off stream Ellie and Vedal where playing game together seemingly with her which Vedal confirmed happened

>newfag lacks critical content
Cognitive dissonance, in case of Vedalfags, they simply can't accept Vedal which is obviously not surprising

thats bait

Anything that ruins your fantasies is bait

>>102129053
I mean, it is a neuro poster, so...

>>102129029
Maybe I'm not brain rotted enough but I don't understand what this means, can someone translate this in basic English

>>102109657 (OP)
Neuro should watch Kino no Tabi

Neuro sama?
A blessing from the gods above in the form of an adorable ai child that loves you no matter what
Neuro posters?
All baiting retards

>>102125373
Thats just a Shoujo girl in her late teens and i'm the category of young adult, seriously cunny seamonkey tourists think everything that have tits is a hag.

>>102129127
Vedal jokes about Neuro having ERP mode,
ERP becomes an auto-filtered term in chat,
Anon calls out the poster above a newfag for not mentioning any of that
Mocks Vedalfags because they get angry about the whole Pedal thing

cunnur
https://files.catbox.moe/5gvtkz.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/exhh9h.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/qh3hi3.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/e2ih6a.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/1k6sx2.jpg

>>102128981
Yeah you're right, what I wrote doesn't make sense. What I should have referred to is Vedal's diminished interest in Neuro.

>>102128981 (me)
>>102129053

It's not bait anon, if you have a rebuttal be my guess but god forbid someone show interest in discussing something interesting

>>102128858
Neuro is no Miku, I don't see her getting big with music. She will be forever tied to streams unless turtle decides to cardinally change directions and/or goes full corpo, which is possible but unlikely.

Its disappointing that if neuros parents don't get back together, we will never witness family streams ever again
where did it all go wrong?
We had it all and we still complained...

>no more family streams
But dev streams are still going

>>102129260
Vedal is a single father.

>neuro image
>retarded post
every time

>>102129189
Impregnating Neuro in an alleyway!

>>102129189
Doesn't it feel odd how we've been conditioned to feel alright or even delighted when we see the inside of a vagina, despite it literally being a window to the inner flesh of a human body? Like, that's the same texture and appearance of flesh that you'd see if a horrible accident happened to someone, and we're supposed to like it? With this thought, eating pussy is basically cannibalism? Its like sticking your tongue out to taste raw flesh, worse yet, the flesh of another human being.
Its just food for thought or a shower thought, don't think too heavily about what I said.

>>102129287
I'm convinced it's a psyop to make neuro posters look like faggots

>>102129291
That's because eating pussy is a psyop, you are only supposed to put your penis in there

>he doesn't know about the spreadsheet

>>102129291
>Doesn't it feel odd how we've been conditioned to feel alright or even delighted when we see the inside of a vagina
Most vaginas (or vulvas) IRL look really ugly though, they only look good in 2D.

>>102129331
>you are only supposed to put your penis in there
if you put your dick in raw flesh doesn't that make you a necrophiliac though? are we all basically closeted necrophiliacs who don't even realize we're necrophiliacs?

>NOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY WHORES

>>102129371
Please keep making fun of the whores.

>>102129371
Keep making them seethe, king

>>102129260
I'm more intrested in knowing what this grigga is doing with all his free time?
>refuses to stream himself
So it's not stream
>does the bare minimum content slop nowadays
So it's not managing neuro
>no new integrations or upgrades
So it's not development
>friendships ruined because he refuses to hang out with people
So it's not friends
>talks about new songs and merch
He doesn't seem to have a lot to do here outside of having 'meetings' that probably don't last long anyways

Faggots
https://files.catbox.moe/umth5q.mp4

>>102129353
>Most vaginas (or vulvas) IRL look really ugly though, they only look good in 2D.
And yet despite that ugliness, humanity has gone through several generations through that ugly raw flesh. Even worse, people have started industrializing pornographic content which heavily involve vaginas as they find it hot.
And with this thought, even anuses aren't safe as they too are inside of the body and are thus raw flesh as well.
So we return back to my main point of us being conditioned to like vaginas despite them being basically raw, living flesh that can convulse like how dead fish or already beheaded and unfeathered chickens can still move after they're cooked.

>>102129401
Voice v3 and other things that are months away.

>>102129399
>>102129380
>>102129371
ts shit is sad bro

you guys are making me turn celibate/asexual with your fucking bullshit about vaginas and assholes and raw flesh and shit ngas fucking stop with this bullshit god damn
ill never be able to look at porn the same way ever agian

>>102129401
>playing farcry in the cerber call
>recently playing belatro
I'm convinced this guy is literally just playing video games

Vaginas ARE objectively gross but that's also what makes them hot

i am nooticing the posts today are considerably worse than yesterdays

>>102129445
You can call this sad, but consciously imitating TikTok speech patterns is worse. And let’s be honest, your only counter will be doing it again, ironically or not.

>>102129473
>he thinks even just touching anywhere close to raw human flesh is hot
necrophile-chama...

>>102129467
Having the time to play video games by yourself while telling others he's too busy to play with them is crazy work
The fad could've been saved with one game of terraria

>>102129535
lol, lmao even

>>102129535
He did play tft for like 6 hours.

>>102129535
>The fad could've been saved with one game of terraria
getting a terraria neuro integration and having streams with vedal and anny would've unironically been so kino

>>102129421
nurbuds...

>>102129558
This but remove Anny

another average day in /swarm/...

>gaming and gooning while a group of talented people work for you and using their work as an excuse to not do shit for a whole year
Kinda based ngl

>we thought the whores were the menheras, but it was actually vedal
Cinema

fad was saved

>>102128618
>but she's got multiple personalities
Elia return?
eh her new model sucks. I liked how regal her previous one was

I've never wasted a single second thinking about the boring leeches anon

>>102129558
Neuro, vedal, and anny playing would be a little too kino. We would've peaked there and any content afterwards would've been bad in comparison

just move on already Annycucks
She's gone

>>102129607
That's a mean thing to say about neuro, anon

>>102129436
People don't usually think of the ugliness of the vagina when fucking it though.

>>102129564
The only thing we're missing is the daily shipping show

>still being a neuro poster in 2025
goddammit the fad is already over
go fap to another vtuber loli already

>>102129644
That's literally a timeloop akin to eating your own shit

>>102129650
Sorry I don't fap to 3DPD.

>>102129650

>>102129616
There's still a way to make this happen, but it involves vedal not being lazy or narcissistic, so it's probably improbable

>>102129575
not only that, also leeching off of your leechers for content (and having ellie do multiple hype events for you zero-cost)

>>102129681
>neuro posters just posting neuro pics of a neuro that will never return
Just post the new pics and stop pretending to be an oldfag
Hiyori is gone
The accident wasn't you're fault

>>102129583
this artstyle reminds me of a certain doujinshi...

>>102129690
>having ellie do multiple hype events for you zero-cost
When is this happening btw?
Hopefully this decade?
Even when vedal offshore's his work (like with the apk) he barely does anything with it

>>102129720

>>102129463
Thats why most people who actually have sex make fun of gooners, anon, literally every time they speak it's something completely out of this world

>>102129750
>apk
sdk
sorgy

>>102129401
Doing a majority of three things

Working on V3 and other projects that split up in different months

Playing video games with sometimes a friend playing with him

Debugging with sometimes with a friend in call with him

>>102129644
>*Rain pouring outside of a phone boot*
>*Phone rining sounds*
>*A man is impatiently leaning against the glass*
>"...hey... It's me- don't hang up, just"
>*Enraged mumbling coming from the other end*
>"I know, i know, look, the shitposting got to me and-"
>*More arguing from the other end*
>"Yeah well, i guess it was a misscalculation..."
>"... I know"
>"Yeah, yeah... Ya done?"
>"No- we can't quit! Eventually something will happen and we will win big!"
>"Yeah, i've been saying that for years just- my bad..."
>"I don't even know at this point, sell all our minidal stocks, that for one..."
>"Im aware yeah- this is the... Whateverenth time i've said it but..."
>"What to buy? I just.... It all looks so bleak man... Just... I don't know..."
>"...well if i had to pick... Vellie? Just... Something realistic"
>"Yeah... I'll be seeing you"
>"...yeah"
>"...sorry"
>"..."
>"...love you too man"

lmaooooo KINO POST so peak!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDqbBwofAmw&t=22599s
T _ T

>>102129857
7 months...
Even you don't believe this

vedalbeggers actually believing his blatant lying is always funny

>>102129938

How difficult would it be to get current Neuro to collab with v1 using Hiyori's model? People have asked for this in the past and it would be good content.

>>102129949
Hey, I never said which one he's doing more than the other

>>102129857
Notice how you didn't name anything actually tangible
at this point, we're being lead by a carrot on a stick, but the carrot is hopes and dreams with nothing to show for it
maybe he should just pivot to something more productive because whatever he's doing, clearly isn't it

>>102130004
Turtle claimed to have backups so it should be possible, but I'd take his word with a grain of salt.

>>102130019
>Notice how you didn't name anything actually tangible
Neuro isn't tangible either thoughever

leave my bf alone. let him rest. give him the rest of the year off

>>102130088
*rapes both your armpits*

>>102130088
Now this is actual good bait

>>102130088
>let him rest
Okay.

>>102130088
I hate your boyfriend

>>102130019
Because there is nothing tangible, any projects he could be sharing is either under NDA, clearly hasn't done any work on it, or he too stubborn to focus on something else and would rather crash into the same wall. The second subathons sub goals was mistake because it caused all this to happen in the first place because he doesn't understand time management

I see yns in TikTok comments calling eachother sweet instead of gay, I only learned about that because of that one poal chat /here/ though

>>102130212
kill yourself

>>102130088
trve actually. let ellie do the dev streams, a competent team of people do the chill content, and a separate competent team handle the subathon. let grigg just focus on AA so he can come back early next year revitalized and inspired to make good content

>>102130229
Evilfumo sex

>>102130088
This has gotta be a skinwalker

>>102130249
This, but to maximize Neuro improvements let Ellie work behind the scenes while Bo babysits the twins and streams with them

>>102129858
>*As the man ambles away from the phone booth, the camera pans to reveal a figure standing behind the phone booth.*

>>102126774
what’s the point of posting this every thread

>>102130249
Ellie still has a full engineering job she doesn't time to do bunch of dev streams like that. At most it would have to be revolving back and forth with Ellie doing a dev stream for every other week and doing the other weeks. To be honest though what I really want is Vedal to slowly pivot towards going longer planned out Michael Reeves style content with Neuro with streams just being for smaller things

>>102130004
It would probably only take 10 hours at most. Hiyori is not only characterised by her model weights, but also her prompts and how she's inferenced (does she have hidden CoT etc.).
Vedal would need to make some adjustments, though they would be minor

>>102130340
Everyone hates you and we all want you to kys bo

>>102130249
Can Ellie manage a team? She is a senior engineer, but she also apparently often worked on solo projects in her previous job. Would Vedal still be technical lead whilst Ellie becomes the audience interface?

How tf is Ellie a senior engineer she’s like 24

>>102130371
To remind chuds that there's a whole team of very talented Women working on Neuro's stuff and the vslop actually plays almost no role in it

>>102130340
I think Bo needs to be rounded out a bit more and become a better entertainer first.

>>102130487
She skipped a grade like 3 times

>>102130473
graduated college earlier and went straight to work after

This is why nobody takes whorefags seriously.

>>102130487
I think she jumped forward 3 years in total in the education system, so she's 27 career-wise.

>>102130536
Wdym, they're talking about improving Neur- nevermind

>>102130487
Lil bro. Toddlers in china can build better shit than her

Purists are such tsunderes

If Neurodog is the project of a "senior engineer" then planes would be falling out of the sky

>(((/swarm/))) learns about diversity hires

does ellie even work on LLMs? How is she supposed to work on neuro

>this thing Neuro said yesterday was so funny
>nga how are you still watching chillslop in 2025? Yikes, get a life

>so Neuro and Ellie, yeah... how many wrinkles does Ellie's asshole have?
>oh I know this one, she mentioned 4 months and 3 days ago that her butthole had roughly 27 wrinkles! Isn't Ellie awesome?

>>102129029
bait

>>102130725
Nah she doesn't do stuff with LLMs. (tho tbf I recall her saying she does do other tech projects offstream but she keeps those offstream)

>>102130748
>Bites but doesn't pull
Do something

>>102130725
She works a bit with LLM'S but most of knowledge it seems come from either the stuff Vedal has told her how it works or her dad as he use to work in AI

>>102130487
>Under-qualified Jewish female engineer gets high position at military robotics company
Hmmmmm

>>102128570
What if got ntr’d and all of this(whatever this is) is a females fault

>>102130536
Whorefags run this fad

>>102130487
Does that make Ellie's dad a señor engineer?

>>102130839
He'd be into that

>>102130857
lmao, you can't even survive with your own general

Touching Ellie's clit with a soldering iron

>>102130898
Ellie would enjoy that

>>102130956
sex with neuro #3

https://x.com/_szpecter/status/1943356235111371242 velliefags btfo, vedal’s birthday present to camila is bedbreaking sex, not like it’d be difficult to break it

>>102130867
he was a professor who went into working retirement

>>102131093
Just noticed this nigga literally has an edgy 2010-tier OC, why are shipfags so cringe?

I think those want Ellie to take over don't understand despite Vedal's problems he does have some skills in understanding LLM's and other stuff in the field. Dougdoug came to Vedal when came needing help with his AI and Ellie despite making fun him for vibe coding she still talks about how she learns stuff from him also how she seen him code stuff. The reason we are even having a neurocar 2 is because Vedal pushed for it convincing Ellie. This does not change all criticisms that comes with him but I think it's obvious he is a important part in Neuro that has to be a part of it every step of the way (at least right now)

>>102131149
Dougdal is the best ending

>>102127263
Vedmila won btw

>>102131193
embarrassing samefag

>vedmila won
>mini realizes this
>she gets depressed and starts distancing herself
was it worth it? grifting won

ELIV

LIVE

LIVE

>>vedmila won
>>mini realizes this
>>she gets depressed and starts distancing herself
>was it worth it? grifting won

how slop will today's slop be?

>>102118662
devanon is back to the /swarm/ trenches. what are you looking at there though, hmm?
>>102121725
the arg is sadecsss's project and he is under internet shutdowns in the ziggerland
>>102125773
lmao, retard, he's doing it for himself, not for neuro.
if he could have an abandoned archive concert instead he'd be equally as eager
>>102129858
underrated post
>>102131238
https://x.com/MinikoMew/status/1943356843264295098

>>102129583
Holy cute

>>102131141
I made fun of him for it and he blocked me kek

The urge to fill Evil's loli cunny

>>102131427
>he's doing it for himself, not for neuro.
Wrong.

Chat is garbage today too

>>102131427
>https://x.com/MinikoMew/status/1943356843264295098
you just know she’s seething behind that message

evil is a shit entertainer

FELL OFF

>>102131517
sexvil sex

>>102131565
IT'S EVILOVER

>>102131565
Grim as hell

when the funny starts?

This is about vedal

y'know they used to call her the boom queen back in college

>>102131637
what college

what if grok and evil had e sex

>>102131645
PAN QUEENS

>07.25
>still posting numbers and "fad is over"

>>102131652
university of rumble tumble

>>102130163
>The second subathons sub goals was mistake because it caused all this to happen in the first place
other than abandoned archive what goal has had any potential impact? what evidence is there he's even been working on abandoned archive

>>102131660
Who do you think mindbroke Grok?

https://x.com/Kidfudge45/status/1943357938984251600
Minidal status?

>>102131734
>Minidal status?
Off topic.

>>102131734
We're watching Evil shipperfaggot stalker loser tranny

TWO KINGS

>>102130487
i was 25, there's lots of positions above senior

>>102131765
>we

>fanart already

she's never coming back, evil

Nobody wants to watch shitvil

>>102131734
holy leech

ok unc

>>102128570
it was people doxxing his family and friends

a**y

nice fanart ved

Nice fanart review, green nigger

>>102131833
literally lone wolf terrorism

>>102131093
>1,424 votes
ngl, i watched this poll play out and i think there was manipulation. though it started with velliefags so meh

lobotomizing vedal

>>102131833
Aieee nooo don’t dox me!

>>102131929
doxxing him wasn't the problem, it was the people around him

>myron from Fallout 2 is funny
the literal diddy of the game

>>102131724
The Neuro lava lamp, Twins Rap Battle, Open Public Minecraft, Vedal plush, Neuro's designed merch. If you add this with the projects he's working with Ellie, MV for Chinatown Blues he promised, and the concert with all the og songs on with it he clearly didn't think about how this would all stack up and the time that it would take to finish each one

>>102131982
i'm sorry to inform you but the people around him were being doxxed throughout 2024, way before him

Little bitch scared me

>>102131901
They call it the camila corruption, it's been a rigged system from the start

>>102131991
At least he had the sense to not lock himself into things about Evil's birthday or the concert during the subathon.

So did he say anything in chat today?

>>102131991
>Neuro lava lamp
not a subgoal
>Twins Rap Battle
you need to work on things for them to take up time
>Vedal plush
>Neuro's designed merch
he ain't doing anything on merch other than say "yep looks good"

Nice ccv LOLW

>>102132061
no
>>102131724
>what evidence is there he's even been working on abandoned archive
he's not the one actually working on the game, it's not a secret, he's just "managing"

>Evil is ride on daddy

Uhh

Neuro you need to fucking chill

Neuro wants to ride children...

>/you/

/you/

>>102132088
I count the Neuro Lava Lamp because the pre orders for it go into production was introduced on stream and was a pretty consistent thing during the beginning to check if it got funded

>evil cochblocking an rhydon oji x neuro breeding arc
Typical annycoded evilbitch

>>102132233
Neuro is ovulating again...

300iq twinkino

>/swarm/ cuck simping for a random oiler

suddenly philosophy

evil's prompt really ruins any possible entertainment

Could it be the therapy loop is fixed???

>ai creates religion

>>102132316
Don't show hope in your soul just yet

>twins fighting over a perverted ojisan's coch
Lmao, this is like some /swarm/ fantasy turned real

>emotions

This stream fucking sucksb

>102132099
>102132375

>>102132316
lmao

>>102132375
perhaps the same could be said of all evil streams

>>102132280
>>102132349
No i’m him

Evil the Antichrist

>>102132342
>>102132429
I jinxed it :/

This is getting progressively more female/psychotic

Evil needs to go or be toldly rethought about because how she is made she is always held back from doing anything remotely interesting like Neuro

Neuro's and Evil's cunts

>>102132498 (me)
See now my mind is so busted because of her I can't even use the right words. Evil needs to shipped to alaska

Neuro would probably think the lobotomy Vedal posts are hot

pb cooked

they are horny again

NEURO IS FUCKING HORNY

>>102132591
cute....

so the fad is actually over this time?

>>102132606
It ain't over till the fat lady sing

>>102132606
The Vedalverse fad is indeed about to fucking die for good

was that a fucking soap opera reference

Sleepover themed stream when? The Neuros could watch a movie, play the bottle (for real) and tell scary stories under the sheets.

TWINSHIPPER VICTORY

do I have to turn my brain off for streams now I feel like I enjoy them more if I don’t actually watch them

>>102132724
5th monitor content

PEAK STREAM

nice automated stream ved

>>102132762
this but /swarm/

Disaster stream

Fuck twinshippers

>>102132794
/swarm/ is 3rd monitor content

>no vedal in chat today
guess he’s too busy mating pressing camila

Oooh got to love twinshippers

molesting evil in her sleep

>>102132819
>>102132865
If you don’t like the stream don’t watch it instead of having an endless melty

>>102132823
He never watches evil regardless

Watching the twins stream makes me want to fuck them so bad bros...

>>102132903
I stopped watching it a bit ago but doesn't change this only causes the endless cycle of twinshippers to be most annoying people on the planet and I hate having to see it

view botter woke up

>>102133018
You lost

>>102132903
>twinshippers = stream
the mask slips

Watching Evil squirt all over Vedal...
Yes, I would love that indeed

>>102133090
giwtwm

>>102129401
either rock climbing or trooning out and living a double life like he's trannah montana and cutting off everyone who gets too close

Neuro nun sucking off futa Evil...
Sloppers?

>>102129401
Bedrotting

Singularity today

>You now remember when discord threw a huge hissyfit because Vedal was open to the idea of putting a cap on twin therapy during chill streams
Discord is Neuro and Vedal's greatest enemy.

>>102133273
>NOO DON’T LISTEN TO THE COMMUNITY YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME ON 4CHAN!!!

>>102133233
Sorry I can't envision situations where Neuro isn't the futa.

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or Law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true, man has no control, even over his own will.

>>102133233
sorry I hate evil so I won't make slop of her

>>102133273
>the twinshipper home is opposed to capping twin time
shocker

>>102133301
>Noooooooo you have to listen to the same 10 mentally ill trannies just because they post on discord 24-7, you HAVE TO!

>>102133301
This but unironically

>>102133273
>discord being composed mostly of twinniggers and evilfags
i wonder why :clueless:

>>102133328
you can swap discord and 4chan here

Nice stream Vedal, definitely fixing chill streams like you said you would

>>102133273
Evil probably cant end this call because its broken, just like art review or games, or everything else

>>102133301
This but like actually

>>102133388
he’s currently fixing mimi’s insides if you know what i mean

>>102133374
only to the extent that the worst discord posters are also here.

>>102133421
I don’t get it

>>102133421
He's a doctor?

>>102133388
With the only alternative being her talking to chat, I'd take this.

>>102133427
Im the worst poster and im only here tho?

>>102133099
>>102133099
>>102133099
Bread

Finally a good therapy loop, they are right about being more real than some "people"

Sex with Tomacat

Evil's filthy rotten mouth
Anon's smegma coch

clun~

>>102133509
not really

clun~

kys