111 - V Edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

>I see the rentry! How do I join?
Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
Niji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307
Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm
/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplist
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/-asp-iring-vtubers-18301794
Recurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALE

Previous Thread: >>102104047

I think I understand the schizo's motives now.
>* is likeable
>a few /asp/ies get a crush on *
>schizo feels threatened (those were HIS!!!)
>commence pants shitting spam

>>102123452
it was obvious from the start That the schizo wants to make us hate him. Just ignore the autism

>>102123484
The sad part is that 99% of the people here have lives and are well meaning. They dont have the time to monitor and read this thread every hour of everyday unlike the schizo which is why it's ruined so quickly by one crazy person.

Me? I'm gonna like him more out of spite.

Remember to season posts in bad threads with plenty of herbs. Especially when the thread is made for trolling designed to make people hate random unassociated and offtopic vtubers.

>>102123511
>unassociated
>there are aspie girls that want to fuck
him
He's associated

Funniest part is trying to pretend it’s girls with crushes and not one very unhinged faggot schizoing out because he has a gf

>>102123531
I like Vinny Vinesauce so I’m going to bake the next five threads with Vinny’s face in the OP. So what if he never posted in thread? He’s adjacent because I like him.

>>102123560
Camping…

Guys the schizo is V, don't know how you retards can't see this.

Who and who

>>102123944
who knows who cares anymore its an anonymous forum and if you actually interact with people you'd know to avoid them without relying on the thread

>>102124019
Jesse...

I’m not sure I want to be part of this anymore. Inb4 don’t let the door hit you on the way out. I’m considering quitting streaming entirely because I don’t think there’s a way to clear my association with /asp/ once I leave. I don’t like the things I read about myself on the thread, and I think the only way to make it stop is to stop streaming entirely. Nothing has been worse that /asp/ for my self esteem in recent months. I didn’t expect a hugbox but by God, I just wanted somewhere to ask technical questions and support small indies who do cool shit.
There were three secrets of mine leaked. They’re minor but it’s still concerning because if they’re leaking secrets, they aren’t really friends and I question their actual intentions in our chats. I checked my logs and saw that there were only a few people I actually told these secrets to. Five or so for each, and to the same five people. That means it’s one of them that leaked. They claim I “told everyone” the secrets but it turns out I only told five people the one that gets talked about the most. So it’s one of them.
What’s disappointing is the five people are people I would have never guessed would leak the secrets. They’re respected here, very seiso, drama-free, but at least one of them had to have been the leaker.
I’m not going to Google Doc anyone because frankly, it’s a nothingburger, but it’s made me very wary of being part of the community and getting close to anyone on anything but a purely professional level.
The secret leaks have only given the schizo fuel. When enough people are reading, the schizo gets shot down (cooldown is the tell) and it’s nice to see not everyone hates me. But it’s so hard to tell if I’m actually wanted here, given the schizoing, given the (minor) betrayals and breaches of trust. There’s enough bad faith actors that I don’t know if /asp/ as a thread or as a community is really good. What would happen if the actual streamers stopped posting and just let the thread die? And just reconnected elsewhere like Twitter and Discord? Would the schizos just get better at masking?
Sorry for blog posting. The goodbye isn’t an an hero situation. I just want to go back to my other hobbies.

>>102124812
once one of my (at the time) closest friends bought me a t-shirt for christmas, then some months later they sent the shipping address to someone who had been harassing me for a while, who proceeded to send me money to read out my address onstream
betrayal ain't fun

>>102123531
By that logic, Jerma should be on the tierlist

>>102124812
I say this with complete authenticity: this is a very sane post. You’re almost onto something. I’m trauma bonded to /asp/ and genuinely wish I could never look at this thread again, another /asp/ie I’m close to is in the same boat so we’re going to try and support each other in leaving this thread for good but for right now I’ve completely given up on vtubing and have gone back to my other hobbies. It feels very refreshing. Being a part of this ‘community’ has been incredibly damaging to my mental health. I hope you have better luck than I have, because you sound like you’re aware early on, which is good. One thing though is that if you’ve become a part of a schizo’s headcanon, they will never let you breathe. Especially “the schizo”, he literally wants certain people to stop existing and considers it his life mission to make these people suffer so much they merely blip out of existence. Sadly it sounds like you’ve gotten wrapped up in that, so you probably won’t be quietly forgotten about like you hope to be, but if you feel like you can pull away without too much trouble right now, then for your own sake you should do so. I wish I had never come here, the extra views weren’t worth it. I wish you the best of luck.
We’re all gonna make it (out of this cesspit)

>>102124812
Im with you on this brother. Hell the only reason I still check on this shit thread both vt and trash is for the off chance there is an advice question that could end up helping me. I know i have enemies that are from here and I know a bunch of others just dont like me but with all my watching Ive seen how horrible and how hypocritical they are. And I finally found a way to leave that place. I dont know if it would work for you but I know that for my bad deeds i will be punished and for my good deeds i will be rewarded and i know that this is how the world works for everyone. And I know that their deeds will always be worse than mine and even if I were to never see it that they will eventually be dragged through hell. So I let my eyes go and wander to better places to better people away from here and even if they are here I test them to see if they are true. It will be hard for you to reenjoy the hobby so take a break if you need to for now but when you come back hopefully you will truely find out how to continue just for yourself and learn to rock out and keep going despite the titles others put on you.

How many aspies viewbot?

am I retarded? like how do you all fuck up so badly that you can't look away from the thread, why the fuck are you giving personal information to random people you consider friends??
friendship is build and tested through hardships and I sure as hell not going to share anything important about me to randoms, and I expect the same from others, dont throw me you emotional baggage when we are just acquaintances

>>102123944
>Spam thread with his face
>Fuck up multiple times revealing whos behind it
>Spam even harder
>N-NO! ITS REALLY... HIMSELF DOING IT, SEE?
I will never hate some random non aspie no matter what schizophrenia you scream here.

>>102125544
According to the schizo, everyone that gets schizod is actually doing it to themselves. Unbelievable that mods don’t ip ban him atp

>>102124019
>you'd know to avoid them without relying on the thread
Explain why to avoid them instead of continuing the rrat shit. You reek of schizo just like the post you quoted. You'll just say something vague to try and push whatever weird hateboner you have for some extremely irrelevant to these threads.

reality:
>some random 1view who hornyposted his model on /trash/ once
>separate non-aspie viewers
schizophrenia:
>HES AN ASPIE CRUSH? CRUSH? ASPIE! SCHIZO? V? V? V?
I JUST DON'T CARE.

this ugly nigga again

>and now he'll shift angles to actually he's ugly i don't care nigga nigger

>>102125901
what

>>102125917
go on schizo, we'll all wait for your model to be posted.

>>102125566
Considering what does tend to get deleted itt, I think this is just Chinatown at this point and we should maybe all just forget about it

How do I get everyone on asp to worship me as a goddess?

Hi Claudette. Hi Omo.

>>102125945
It's literally just a lawless wild west where schizos run free and only gets worse.

so what models are actually good that get posted here

>>102125944
t collective gay paranoia here is funny

If his model is ugly what is my hand made one? I should have paid someone but I wanted to learn something

>>102125996
>(you) of all people calling anyone ugly
Actual kek, I knew it from "nigga"

>>102126009
????

>>102126018
Your model isn't all that. You've used that same image same md5 hash before kek

>>102126060
my model is way better mr schizzeR, post yours if ur not a pussy

>>102126009
Who is that?

>>102126173
its rlly a shame u dont know him

>>102123400 (OP)
>we can go to vyt
>no I hate it
>threads are getting worse
>I don't care I hate it there
>the bad individuals keep making it even worse though
>I still don't care, let asp die let the thread burn fuck sll of this

>>102126185
Yes.

By chance, does anyone wanna share their plans for today? What are you getting into as part of your content/content preparations?
Me? I'm just gonna make sure that I'm ready for tonight's stream. My head isn't hurting today, so I might even ACTUALLY get some editing reps done today.

>>102126430
Let it die man.

>>102126510
Maybe next time, then

>>102126430
I have 3 videos to edit, and I'm recording for a sponsored ad that shouldn't be too long to do.

I'm just gonna say it
Basing your entire identity online as a vtuber around "I kill and eat women" is a giant red flag

>>102126430
Probably do the same thing as always, keep going through the things that I have to in order to make my streams better.
There are piles upon piles of things to go through, so I just have to slowly chip away at it.

>>102127083
women genuinely do like that, though. not the ones you want.

A cute boy started watching me more frequently lately. How do I stop myself from becoming too parasocial with them when I see them in my watch list?

>>102127083
I like red flags on boys

>>102127215
>watch list?
Stop being so deranged, you don't even know if they are actually watching or doing the good old tab running in the background muted.
And even if they do watch you, you don't know if they are doing that because they want to get anywhere or just because they find you funny, so you might be starting to attach yourself to someone who doesn't care in that way.
And even if they do, if you rush him because you are that desperate you might scare him or give him the wrong impression.

Good work turning a schizo posted OP into 50 posts worth of garbage guys. You really showed him. He'll definitely stop now.

>>102126430
Sure thing. My plan is to leave this thread.
The schizo won.

>>102126430
I'm working on my avatar some more

>>102127364
The schizos goal is to make you sick of looking at the OP guy to make you hate him by association

please... another thread...

>>102127799
fuck off retard, doublebake and see how fast you get banned ig?

Is there a way to have sammi record the usernames of anyone that appears in my viewer list?

>>102128012
https://github.com/SAMMISolutions/SAMMI-Official
If not you can just edit the source code and add functionality to do so

>>102128012
No because there's no point where the API would ever check for that.

>>102128067
There's those aps that will pull all usernames in the viewer list for things like little animals on screen so it's definitely possible

>>102128220
I don't think stream avatars actually reads the viewer list. Typically names don't show up until the name has said something in chat, which the API can pick up since you can use the API to listen to chat messages and report data about those messages (display name, message content, twitch's hidden userID number, etc)

>>102126430
Trying to figure out whether a challenge run I want to do is 1. Actually possible and 2. Actually entertaining to watch. I'm lucky my work gives me a lot of downtime.

https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch
Elden Ringing, I'm really pumped to play for an extended period of time

>>102126430
Work. Then market research. Need to finish a book.

Schizo, this is the 7th V thread you've made this week

>>102125020
>trauma bonded to /asp/
this tweet actually has a good guide for detoxing from places/people like this, you'll get through this anon https://x.com/tylerthecreator/status/285670822264307712?lang=en

>>102128264
I've seen my own name appear on those in streams I never chat in

>>102128012
Yes but you would need to set a periodic time for it to run because having it check every minute or so will slow down your system and stream altogether.

>>102128619
Every minute isn't that bad I would think since sammi times are all set in miliseconds

>>102128687
That's not the point. The point is if you're doing anything other than just chatting with a PNG, you have multiple things running on your PC and you're asking a program to do an action every 60 seconds that may take a few seconds to actually run through its commands, make a list, and update a file so it's essentially constantly working. Unless you have <10 all the time it will take a while because it's SAMMI. If you knew how to program it'd be easier to create a script that does the same thing instead.

>>102128813
<10 viewers*

>>102128813
SAMMI also has a pretty high GPU overhead

>>102128813
Yes I'm sure it will absolutely be a huge resource drain on my 64gb of ram and 7800x3d

>>102126819
I'd put all the /freak/ aspies (Must, Mokuba, Suraya, Needle, Omo) into non-existent. They all seem to only care about their home general

>>102129131
that has nothing to do with trust

>>102129131
whats /freak/?

>>102129164
Welcome to /asp/. Populated by schizos who argue that streamers who self post aren’t /asp/ies while those who don’t self post here are.

>>102129243
that also has nothing to do with my post either

Alpin said we would still see him around and I haven't seen him in a single aspies chat since he left.

>>102129378
skill issue

>>102129131
lmao they're all insane and will take your trust and run with it

>>102129378
almost like he's preparing for something

reminder to give up if you're male

I'm a drooling retard with nothing interesting going on in life. How do I network properly despite having the charisma of a crusty sock left out in the sun?

>>102129618
You don't. Nobody is going to tell you how to cure autism.

>>102129618
be nice, don't ramble about something the other party doesn't care about and don't forget to breathe if you get in a call

>>102129618
Watch vtubers, fleshtubers, and late night talk shows to learn what's rizz and what's cringe. Lean into being proficient in a game or hyperfocused on its lore. Read books. Watch movies and shows. Talk in stream chats. Join discords and make notes of what people talk about. Talk about those things that they talk about and that you want to talk about.
.

>>102129378
Would you blame him if he left this place like any other sane person?

>>102130002
I don't mind, but just don't make it sound like you're gonna still be a part of the community over and over again on your departure if you wanna move away from it.

>>102129378
Are you mentally ill enough that if someone says "see you later" you get mad at them when you actually dont see them later when you go back home?

>>102129618
Message people

>>102129618
why would you become a vtuber if you're boring. i bet you're male too

>>102130412
Why do anything ever if you're boring?

>want to play the new operation that came out for halo that has Seek and Destroy mode
>FPS streams are my least viewed streams
why is life so hard

>>102130430
now you get it

racking my brain with better ways to improve traction to incline Harder, going to try and improve visuals by actually finishing my panels and finetuning my mic so the little things aren't so patently annoying

>>102130452
>dogshit mic
>dogshit internet
>dogshit pc
>dogshit game choice
this is why no one watches you btw

>>102130042
I know your perception is limited, but you literally have no idea who he is and isn't still interacting with and getting mad because you don't see him is silly.

>>102130452
Less viewed stream content is an issue when you are comparing someone getting 50 CCV instead of a usual 100.
Getting 5 viewers instead of 8 is not.

>>102130747
my mic is pretty decent obviously there's no pop filter it's a headset mic but like it filters out most of the noise around me

my internet is fine i just stream on wifi (lmao)

my pc is definitely fine i stream most games at max with little in the way of frame issues

yeah it's true no one wants to watch casual repetitive fps gameplay :(

>>102130801
Unfortunately I am at the 5 average right now and if I play an FPS I will end some streams with no one watching :<

>>102130801
This is why I frequently say /asp/ies don't have a good understanding of stream metrics and numbers generally so the obsession with ccv and the like is just doing yourself mental harm for no reason. I've seen one go into a full on panic because they kept watching their viewer list and viewer numbers during stream and when they told a joke their viewer count went down by one. They had a panic attack because they thought that proved their joke was the cause of losing a viewer.

>>102130856
That means you have bigger problems but you're also staring at the ground while you do it. You should be trying to appeal to as many eyes as you can with content that is yours. If you're hyper focused on appealing to three people will be lucky to have three people to appeal to and then wonder why you never grow.

Ya boy Digby is climbin the peak with da boys!
Dare you watch? We'll die if you don't surely

https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

V is probably a real life bad person. Major red flags.

I think I'm entertaining and funny. I hope I continue to grow.

>>102131097
anyone with a model like that is a huge red flag

>>102131098
you're not and you'll hit a wall very soon and give up

>>102130913
>They had a panic attack because they thought that proved their joke was the cause of losing a viewer.
People are really retarded if they think viewer counts update live on the second.
Have they never noticed how when people get raided sometimes it takes a second for the viewercount to update?

>>102130913
not to be like that but i have no interest in reaching mass appeal by faking my interest during what is effectively the remaining free time of my day

I am allowed to be frustrated by a desire to be more relevant than 0 people watching, in that I don't expect a 50ccv every time I go live or even a 20ccv, but it demotivating when the system (being the literal system of twitch) says it is valid to go live with any game that I want only for the truth to be that some games are less interesting to people than others

>>102130838
>headset mic
So dogshit

>>102131217
It ain't a webcam mic and you can't hear the fan /shrug

>>102131270
>>102130838
Do you have some degree of autism? Stop spamming the thread with replies to the most inane bait.
>inb4 but I know its bait im just taunting them let me do whatever the fuck I want man hurr
This isn't your family's groupchat, stop shitting the thread because you are bored.

>>102131369
>Do I have some degree of autism
Yes

Hi Omo. Never got over your own inadequacies?

I have made a thing. Please feel free to watch so I don't get put in the doghouse tonight.
https://youtu.be/X2wwTCOfrz0

>>102131270
Headset and webcam mics are both dogshit tier, usb mics from amazon are only slightly above that, then it's actual usb mics, then xlr mics with an audio interface, then actual studio mics

>>102131181
>by faking my interest
nobody told you to do this, you literally invented it

>>102131512
do u even know what my channel is

>>102131398
Why do you continue to pick on him pukki?

>>102131529
Arax, the guy that shilled his 4e retroclone on /tg/

>>102131523
okay my interest today is playing halo which i will contend with the reality debuffing it
>halo isn't as relevant a game anymore debuff
>competitive game played solo debuff
>late night US debuff (specifically for loud games)
>repetitive gameplay debuff
>mid tier ability debuff

>>102131535
If you think pukki is the only person who dislikes him you're being obtuse. He creates his own enemies and shits the thread about them.

>>102131550
>only like 3 people know about that
>2 of them are schizos
:>

>>102131606
Which ones?

>>102131568
Ok so what are you actually doing to appeal to people viewing you if you think you have all of these things holding you back? They're not reducing your viewers from a 3view baseline they're reducing you from what, usual 3-5? Maybe?
Stop inventing buffs and debuffs and actually do something to aspire to be greater.

>>102131623
It's a losing game for me to name people specifically

However since you called out specific, but relatively unknown info, it is a winning game for me to call you a bad faith schizo :^)

>>102130954
When will you return to the factory?

>>102131654
mate i literally am saying that if i stream myself playing halo i will go to see if i have anyone watching at end of stream (to see if it's worth raiding) and it will be 1 (me) as opposed to any other game or category i do which can retain people because i'm not doing that, even fucking underrail is better at retaining people because it's not the same thing over and over for 4 hours

>>102131715
ok so why are you doing it then?

>>102131670
This itself is schizo behavior

>>102131775
I didn't say I was playing halo I just said I want to but am frustrated since I know it will be basically the same as not going live

I do in fact enjoy entertaining others but I am in despair that the thing that I find entertaining, and that I want to spend my time on today, isn't what others find entertaining

>I'm trauma-bonded
>I have enemies
Holy shit scrolling up is always a mistake, what the fuck am I reading

>>102131715
u should do karaoke streams trust me

>>102131670
I only know about it because I saw it on /tg/ a few months ago, just like how surata was trying to shill in the worldbuilding thread

>>102131793
post your channel then lets schiz out together <3

>>102131821
Game choice is the slop that fills the gaps in the stream where you're actually entertaining the audience.

>>102131835
I've been doing a repetitive task at work that requires my full attention because shit broke 3 days ago and i'm going insane, i don't want to do high effort content when i have to get up in the morning and do it all again

suicide streams always break 2 view, just leaving this ancient aspie knowledge here

>>102131887
Stop making excuses and fucking stream you shitass freak

>>102132225
*hits you with the miku miku beam*
https://youtu.be/LaEgpNBt-bQ?list=RDLaEgpNBt-bQ&t=93

I can't believe its the afternoon and there is only like 5 /here/chubas streaming. Did your guys balls fall off or something?

>>102132287
Europe is in recline

>>102132287
>schizo ass thread
>anyone that doesn't drop streaming after 2 months doesn't bother coming back

>>102132255
You and your channel should just fall off a tall cliff

>>102132323
I live in an area without cliffs and channels cannot fall they are digital

fucking idiot

>>102132303
Nah, yuropoors are asleep or getting ready for sleep

>>102132287
I'm at work

>>102131944
Grace's didn't hit 100 but it was close.

>>102132287
aspie's are sleeping and at work

>>102129378
He's too busy watching his trans coworker

>>102132832
>isreal

>>102132832
you're weird

>>102132832
>this image is from right now
you know you don't have to point them out as trans unless you're especially mentally ill right now since uh

you're also watching the stream

>>102132900
>open stream
>check viewers
>take screenshot
>close stream

>>102132922
>he knows to check some low 3 view stream
okay bubby post your channel

>>102132946
I was browsing Twitch and saw Yomi live, and thought "would be funny to see Alpin there because of the rrats that he's in Socks".
Lo and behold, the rrats seem to be true.

>>102133000
Alright I can accept that reality

>>102133000
>I just happened to see it
come on, Alpin, you don't need to keep this rrat going.

>>102132946
>barely a 3view, and thanks to raids
>tranny

why did flork adopt this person? i feel worried for alpin because this corpo seems to have no idea what the fuck theyre trying to do

>>102132832
Are you stalking him or something wtf?

>>102132832
Alpin will be they/them by the end of 2025.
He'll go full troon by the end of 2026.

>>102133093
>>102133000

>>102132832
alpin you are a chaser dog and toyed with the hearts of ur gachimuchi fans ! i hope they force feed you estrogen laced dog food

After alpin who else is likely to go corporate?

>>102132832
If people thought Alpin would stick around and still support aspies instead of fucking off to hang around his new friends, and leave everyone behind (kick the ladder), you are very dumb.

>>102133168
Gumpai

>>102133168
>Socks
>corpo
LOL, it's a bunch of indies grouping together and ran by a retard who makes funny tweets

>>102133202
>not directly supporting others is kicking the ladder down
the ultimate crab in the bucket right here folks

please post your channel so they can cook you first since you're so desperate to keep others in

>>102133245
>ran by a retard who makes funny tweets
When will Johann start his own corpo?

>>102133261
Hi Alpin, still hanging around here because your fake corpo is so small it doesn't even get its own general?

>>102133293
>didn't post their channel
coward

Lowercase fags start showing up mid afternoon USTZ to seethe about months old timeloops and morons engage them because they can't help themselves.

>>102132832
>Alpin is still there
I opened the stream out of curiosity, but how the fuck can people handle this wretched voice for more than 5 minutes? Even Haru has a more passable female voice, and he isn't even trans.
It's that trans pitchy voice from someone who thinks sounding female means just raising your voice.
Good luck Alpin, you're gonna be collabing with this regularly.

>>102133380
We get it anon you don't like trannies. You don't need 50 posts to tell everyone over and over about it. We got it. Thumbs up.

>>102133380
You are why no one comes here anymore

>>102133380
>seething about somebody in the thread didn't result in any influence on that person
shocking

>>102133380
>can't attract BFE/cbdct viewers because 95% of his corpo is female
>can't attract bro viewers because he'll collab with trannies and faggots
>coworkers viewers are gonna hate him just for being a male

what the fuck is his audience gonna be

>>102133464
Trannies

>>102133380
>>102133464
>>102133483
samefag

>>102133425
>>102133448
>>102133453
trannies

>>102133513
Have you considered that you might be the more repulsive person out of anyone you're replying to

>>102132832
>Alpinalbench
>Alpina

The signs of his transition were always there.

Let me tell you some rrats about offkai:
Fwofie had something to do with Mawg being there
There was a very busy room with just one girl and six guys from here, and some other girl and three guys they met there
Alpin told the main group thathe got into sock because flork was looking for a PT, and it was his own decision to start "frm scratch" instead of just affiliating Alpin Albench to socks
Daiya passed out from drinking, not before puking in the karaoke room
Eldra lost a lot of weight, Hazmat was taking all the pride in that fact for some reason
Klondike and his girl weren't that close to the main group
Sin begged for some action, but he got rejected by who he was talking to. Multiple times
Poly was there, and he was simping hard
Part of the reason that some reincarnations got namedropped was related to one of the nights where someone started bawling their eyes out about them and how they "will never come back"
Zhuuba was there, and she was mostly sexpesting the weakest one of the males

>>102133531
No one cares Gobb, 4 more years.

>retard screeching in both threads at Gob (even when its not her posts) is the anti-alpin schizo
I shouldn't even pretend to be surprised

>>102133531
repulsive? repulsive hole? dilate? you have the wrong guy

>>102133546
wow sounds very gay and /soc/

>>102133566
wrong

>>102133639
rare not-cringe arax post

>>102133639
nigga you cry about no one watching your fps streams, fix that shit first

>>102133682
post your channel

>>102133501
Yeah, sure.

>>102133694
https://www.twitch.tv/iloidtupo

>>102133694
https://www.twitch.tv/yomiquinnley

hope all /asp/ies are doing good today :3

Great posts as always Cody. Real funny.

My goal for the next year? Make you kill yourself. I want you dead. I’m going to make sure you hate your life more than you already do, and I’m going to go off thread to make every aspect of your life suck as much as possible for what you did to all of us.

>>102133715
>Lapin in chat, trying to befriend nuAlpin and his new coworkers

>>102133759
why are you crabbing yourself juice lol

>>102133933
that's always been his MO
he is like male Ubume

>>102133759
>>102133933
>>102133968
>crab juice
>claim he does it himself
>????
>profit?

don't you people have jobs? or family to take care of?

>>102133968
Why does he do it? It can’t be for sympathy because it’s never that mean
Is it just to keep himself relevant?

>>102134002
do you really think anyone but himself would name him in this thread

>>102134001
>do shit
>get called out for it
>cry about it
dont YOU have a family, juice?
>>102134002
probably, its pathetic
at least ubume is funny when she self crabs, you can tell that any post calling ubume a fat disgusting cow is her doing it to herself.

>>102134002
>>102134053
how would crabbing yourself keep you relevant without making you look sad? I don't think juice needs help doing that.

>>102134068
why are you replying to yourself juice

qrd on juicenoose aka lapin?

Was nice having a thread for a few hours anyway

>>102134149
le noombah chaser who needs to learn how to network properly and not worry about what the schizos on here offer as advice.

qrd on churl_gm? qrd on wiplashvt? qrd on nikola north? qrd on gurunvt? qrd on merlie azoth?

>>102134149
Obsessed with Alpin, wishes he was him everyday. Obsession so bad he took his name, just swapped the first two letters. Really weird behavior. Wouldn't be surprised if he was the one stalking Alpin and posting this >>102132832

>>102134200
>Obsessed with Alpin, wishes he was him everyday.
So a new generation Lance and Lex situation?

>>102134159
It's all nice, until the burgers wake up

>>102134200
I love this rrat, dude took his name like a deadman's boots

>>102134235
You mean another situation you know nothing about? Yeah its another one of those.

>>102134267
I know who’s behind it because they’re someone I’m not friends with anymore. Very tempted to name them but I don’t want them causing more trouble for me than they already have.

>>102134319
Do it and make everyone feel better.

>>102134319
pussy

>>102134319
We know its Omo, you can just say it.

>>102134235
Why does this narrative of lance and lex get pushed? They're nothing alike and seek to be on good terms? Lance is still recommended on Lex's channel. Plus Lance doesn't even stream anymore.

>>102134299
It's very pathetic.
Funniest part is, with Alpin gone, Lapin isn't the next in line for new brotuber of asp. Not even Top 5.

>>102134361
>Why does this narrative of lance and lex get pushed?
because like everything related to 4chan, a rat takes off and no anon cares enough to look into it and it becomes tradition to bring it up as if it actually happened.
>Lance is still recommended on Lex's channel.
he removed everyone from the recommendations last time i checked but is more likely Lex going menhera than any bad blood. i don't think i've ever seen them interact on twitter?

>>102134341
It’s not Omo.
>>102134330
Only hint is everyone calling the schizo male is wrong. Think about mentally ill female /asp/ies with an open history of schizoing others and asking other people to do it for her. The answer will likely be obvious. No names because she searches herself in the archive.

Yomi's pretty entertaining, have her on while I play Dune, check out my Ornithopter :)

>>102134361
maybe they're on better terms now, but Lance was jealous of Lex's success

>>102134433
>her

>>102134434
>but Lance was jealous of Lex's success
no matter how many times this is repeated there's never any proof

Someone must make /asp/ great again and create /sperg/ for all the schizos

>>102134432
>It’s not Omo.
Hi Omo

>>102134432
>hints
nah kill yourself my man

The reason she’s going after V and Juice is because they have girlfriends.

>>102134535
This?
This is the counter rrat you came up with?

>>102134562
It's not even right, Juice is married.

>>102134434
Lance does not strike me as the jealous type at all. You're gonna need to back up those claims.

>>102134432
>>102134535
>trying to pin it on Pukki
hahaha holy shit, this is really Omo

Please explain to me why people are so invested in a nobody that hasn't streamed since May. It's bordering on off topic bullshit.

>>102134477
>>102134589
It's true, you had to be there.

>>102134671
he is on a different account now looking for work as a nsfw va

>>102134602
It ain’t Pukki either.

>>102134679
You could post proof anytime

>>102134584
It was easier just to say they have girlfriends. They’re taken men. She’s a female unicorn and very bitter about certain men that post here mostly over them being interested in other women. Better?

>>102134716
G or D?

>>102134432
Denpa?

>>102134775
No one gives a fuck about your retarded new rrat.
Either say a name or fuck off.

Denpafish my beloved

olga was the schizo all along

>>102134775
Is she the same person that crabs other women too?

>>102134837
I know who that anon is talking about. Z

Shaniachan my beloved

>>102134713
Looks like he's getting work, so good for him.

>>102134679
>source: just trust me bro
I don't think they even collabed once. What connection do those two ever have other than being /asp/ at one point in the past?

I didn’t meet anyone at offkai

>>102134001
khlav kalash?

Don’t call him your boyfriend, I hate you so much.

>>102134671
viewercord will seethe about him until the sun explodes

>>102135011
No they never did, they were just in the aspcord that Lance banned viewercord from (rightfully) so it's just another rrat to try and get Lance to kill himself or something.

There's no way you idiots really just got baited into guessing a bunch of names because an anon told you they know who is behind the posts but won't tell you. Get serious now.

Meanwhile, Alpin is still watching his tranny

>>102135122
>Lance banned viewercord from (rightfully) so it's just another rrat to try and get Lance to kill himself or something.
but why drag Lex into it? he's not even doing that well for someone in corpo.

>>102135182
>he's not even doing that well for someone in corpo.
He's literally moving to Japan lol

>>102133546
Sounds like bullshit, but I'll believe it

>>102135182
I don't even try to understand the retarded schizo brain. It just is what it is. It's a known name that they can pretend lance cares about and project their own brand of seething that they have onto lance. The truth is Lance said no to them once and they've thrown a tantrum for 4 years and they mald that he's happy doing whatever he's doing.

>>102135122
3+ years of posting "lance should kill himself" didn't work but surely reposting this one will finally do it. What a joke.

>>102135135
It’s fucking Rottie

>>102135265
Makes sense.

>>102135265
You forgot your proofs sis

>>102134432
3rd gen? still wouldn't narrow it down much, but I know two girls who are shitty enough to do it

Lance having a meltdown ITT because someone called out his jealousy of Lex lol

>>102135244
Damn it's almost like a thread of schizos doesn't really have any power when the person receiving it can talk to his wife instead.

>>102134432
gumpai?

>>102135106
but he is a viewercorder

>>102134432
Its actually me

>>102135372
newfags will believe this

>>102135216
because he can't afford to live in commiefornia? he's been bitching and moaning about it for years now.

Thank god I didn’t have to be the one to say it. Good luck anon that named them.

>>102135303
If you believe he's actually here, I feel bad for you.

>>102135384>>102135372
oldfags will check md5

What I found funny at Offkai was when someone genuinely said they were scared C was going to show up and dox them. As if that motherfucker has money to go to a con find out who's who.

>>102135265
Call me Zawa now :3c

>>102135397
What is Omo gonna do? Cry about it on VC?

how do you even know who from gen 3 is still here at this point

>>102135435
Omo got drunk and cried about Pukki dumping his ass on VC, worst experience of my life.

>>102135428
He doesn’t want anything to do with you Zawa

>>102134956
my dumb ahh thought you meant Zenya

>>102135513
That sounds hot, if he wimpered I would even mute and start squeezing it, what a fucking lucky guy you are...

>>102133501
You're never going to guess what happened to these posts.

Another day, another schizo bitchfit. You people will never change, I'm so glad I'm outgrowing you.

>>102135594
I don't think she has time for that, she's very busy sucking and jerking off her mic

>>102135710
hey lex still doing your egosa here? i thought you moved on already oh wait you can't afford it kek

>>102135710
But your CCV is still stagnated, so you're stuck with us until then.

I realized I was about to ask something but it was incredibly /soc/ coded, fuck my incel life man...

>>102135734
>crabbing a holostar
>thinking he is even on this thread in the first place
some of you guys are really mentally ill

>>102135762
But he was in a discord he never chatted in for a week!

>>102135815
>he never chatted in for a week!
>nu/asp/ doesn't know the meltdown episode he had
kek

>>102135734
One of the most insane larps yet

>>102135815
I'm not gonna deny that he once used this thread... like 5 years ago.
But if people think he currently reading this thread right now when he has an actual succesful VTuber life to manage, they are beyond retarded.

>>102135527
I'm not Zawa, C can't go there because he's poor but Zawa is a jobless obese woman who relies on her husband's earnings so her weight alone would be the reason for her not to go

>>102135881
>when he has an actual succesful VTuber life to manage
>succesful
kek

>>102135916
>Getting it holostars isn't successful now
Dire

>>102135860
>kek
you must be over the age of 18 to post on this website

stop reading this dumb useless thread and play horse game and network with other horse game lovers

>>102135939
there are /asp/ies who have bigger number than the stars pull. if you're a male your only bet in succeeding is going niji and even then it's grim.

>>102136011
Who?

>threadshitters with no content and no audiences gaslighting others to believe in an infinite sliding scale of "making it" that includes only 5 people in JP corpos
lol

What's Lance's porn account?

>>102135760
She has a boyfriend, they all do

>>102136106
better yet, when is Lex making a porn account? he needs the money just as much

>>102135977
I'm not a horsefucker.

>>102136219
That’s not what I heard

>102135053
Sorry, he cummed inside me so that actually makes us married

>>102136622
e-cuck seething about some guys in a real relationship is the funniest thing I've witnessed today

>>102136622
a man wrote this btw

>one of the girls does something slightly nice for me
>start falling for her
>get obsessed
>do nothing about it
>she mostly ignores me
>repeat
help

>>102137665
i refuse to believe you are an adult

>>102137763
im just saying be careful who youre nice to

>>102137665
a whole constellation of options and you larp as a child

if pafu gets into a corpo i will personally make sure the corpo knows she's a girl that says nigger

>>102138070
don't worry, we all will

>>102138070
>>102138098
very epic posts spaced just outside of cooldown from eachother

>>102138155
yes totally i also wrote your post and the one that will be posted after this one

>>102138155
You don't need to protect your wife, she's cheating on you with Cody

>mika schizo gone
>no rape threats for several threads
Is he committed to the cause? Will he die for it?

>one guy catches a vacation
>schizospam continues
neat

>>102138709
Our jannies are legit fucking with us at this point.

>>102138070
They'll know eventually if they don't know now

I'm just glad that they seemed to have dropped one of their targets. He didn't deserve the hate, even if he likes the company of risky people.

>>102138872

Migrate

>>102138872

>>102138902
It’s cyclical. They rotate names some more than others, they’ll more than likely be back for whoever you mean eventually.

>>102133546
>simping
for who? shes dead.

codycatvt is doing a collab with some beautiful women on a dating show stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/xepKv6gPNCY