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Anonymous No.102145460 >>102146181 >>102146204
For the 733 th time, what is Ope?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY
Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.

>Streams
▼ Next stream
07/12, #GrillMyMeats
▼ Previous appearances
07/09, CHICAGO watchalong!!! with the musical connoisseur Nerissa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cYFDqSvG1c
06/29, 【THAT'S WILD?! 24 HOUR CHARITY STREAM】PART 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30ZLeItIYJ0&t=3600
06/24, 【V3LVET】Watchalong Kpop Demon Hunters!【hololive】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V_N3FEE8Tc
06/21, OffKai LIVE 2025 Neon Summer Dreams!: https://gofile.io/d/SDdHac
05/26, All of us! Synchronized! 【hololive STAGE World Tour’25】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuYt-kro2FM
05/15, 【The Jackbox Party Packs COLLAB】LET'S BE SILLY WITH ADVENT!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlp0zY48or8
05/12, 【RAORATHON】 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poPa_tyw3jo
05/02, ENigmatic Recollection Chapter 2 3D: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb2pi8p9A8U
04/29, offcollab with Raora: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmd26irH7-c

▼ Previous streams
07/10, Friends who climb together, commit crime together | PEAK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMJ_RNIVROs
07/08, I AM A HORSE GIRL!!! | Umamusume Pretty Derby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-G5VSdWYas
07/04, NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE! | Watchalong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I85l9vtBKwg
07/02, Advent's climb to the top! | PEAK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9qrHVmZhb0
07/01, I'm in Japan! Still! We should catch up... | Members-Only: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVUdEgwLgLA
06/28, guerilla stream | morning hotpot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He8eQL-N8k0
06/26, Did you miss me? | Yapping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE6SbKIIjU4
06/25, Gaming with Shiori and the Twins! | The Headliners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oFiMXg9uN0
06/23, Twitter space hiya darlings <3: https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1937352839292158244
download link: https://files.catbox.moe/vl8rmz.m4a
06/14, LET'S TALK ABOUT ENRECO. | Yapping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UWlGBJjFC8
06/13, HEY, I'M MOVIN' HERE! | #mocopi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R557FqtfQX4

>Music
Alien Stage - "Blink Gone" | ENGLISH Ver | AmaLee (feat. Nerissa Ravencroft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ebTaNe9aiU
【#hololiveSTAGE25】LIVE IT LOUD! MV【hololive STAGE World Tour ’25 -Synchronize!- Original Song】
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh6KC6htG0s
Neverland (ENGLISH Ver.) 【hololive/Nerissa cover】
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZgrNZsFswA
【#RequiemforLove3D】 Meltdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLVyjF6u8Q
【#RequiemforLove3D】 Bocca della Verità feat @MoriCalliope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gti0m-CjAB0
【#RequiemforLove3D】 Missing Promise feat. @IRyS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loYqb7qoKzw
【#RequiemforLove3D】 CH4NGE (ENGLISH) feat. @TakanashiKiara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_thcfb3Olg
【#LoveRequiemforLove3D】 Be My Guest (ENGLISH) feat. @ShioriNovella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PEO2ETzQgI
【#LoveRequiemforLove3D】 Love Me, Love Me, Love Me (ENGLISH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQR2KdIkOGs
【3D CONCERT】#RequiemforLove3D - A JukeBox Musical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vEUfTlbzZ8
The Boy is Mine cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imXIrrk1ftQ
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/nerissaravencroft/the-boy-is-mine
Nerissa x Elizabeth RONDO-Revolution cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERPLo_UtXig
"Ai wo Torimodose!!" Advent cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwIGMSZL2Ho
Moona & Nerissa orisong "100%"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm1RqoX3PzM
Advent cover of "Team Tomodachi"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LEc7es4_rE
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/nerissaravencroft/good-luck-babe-5
Archive of the struck down Moka - Lilium cover
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8c
Unarchived karaoke (Feb 2025)
https://archives.alwayswait.ing/hololive/nerissaravencroft/2025-02-15T00%3A55Z/
Songs & Karaokes rentry
https://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01

>Recent Voice Pack
>holonatsu Paradise Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holonatsuparadisevoice
>hololive Academy Voice Pack ~Seven Wonders Arc~
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_academyvoice_sevenwondersarc

>Useful Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nerissaravencroft
Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01

Previous thread: >>102090157
A word of advice: as per >>1 , be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.
Anonymous No.102146181
>>102145460 (OP)
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE
Anonymous No.102146204
>>102145460 (OP)
Nice job OP
Anonymous No.102146227
I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft with all my heart
Anonymous No.102146290
I love my Rissa and kiss her neck tenderly.
Anonymous No.102146318
Anonymous No.102146363 >>102146460
Anonymous No.102146391
Rissa was replaced! She became cheerful, stuck to the group and wasn't the first to die.
Anonymous No.102146460
>>102146363
That spring onion? Mine
Anonymous No.102149433 >>102152588
My wife was MVP today, I'm proud of her.
being tied up and watching helplessly while the stud from the gym fucks Rissa's (my wife) pussy
Anonymous No.102150844
I want to Plap Rissa
Anonymous No.102151194
At this rate we might get an ASMR stream when she gets home.
Anonymous No.102152352
Anonymous No.102152588
>>102149433
based
Anonymous No.102154952
????
Anonymous No.102155020
¿¿¿¿
Anonymous No.102155382
i like otomeroid
Anonymous No.102155737
https://x.com/natsu_jhn2/status/1943593363137049026
Anonymous No.102155843
Hearties for last stream dispatched
Anonymous No.102156311 >>102156325
Is there no way to watch "World Tour '25 -Synchronize!" online?
Anonymous No.102156325
>>102156311
that would defeat the purpose of a off-event
Anonymous No.102157344 >>102158084
No wife today?
Anonymous No.102158084
>>102157344
No, world tour tomorrow
Anonymous No.102159029
https://x.com/LiYan1224/status/1943504387575550311
Anonymous No.102160297
There's a strange silence from her today.
Anonymous No.102160413
Thank you, Rissa, I was already starting to worry.
Anonymous No.102161690
https://x.com/thekaiyip/status/1943692365816107391
Anonymous No.102162587 >>102165168
Go check out IRyS' new EP
Anonymous No.102162724 >>102164753
Burger review thumbie up
Anonymous No.102162798 >>102163288 >>102167451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCnqrlw1sNo
All latest streams with thumbnails? who replaced Rissa?
Anonymous No.102162879 >>102163166 >>102165923
Apparently Shiori released a cover at the 2hr mark of their collab yesterday.

Are all the advent girls retarded? Or is there just no money in doing these things so they just throw them out there?
Anonymous No.102163166
>>102162879
They watched it all together on stream
Anonymous No.102163288
>>102162798
Definitely hired someone
Anonymous No.102164753
>>102162724
I hope Rissa shows my miserable burger on stream and laughs at it
Anonymous No.102165168
>>102162587
Why?
Anonymous No.102165530 >>102165548
What if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
Anonymous No.102165548 >>102166778
>>102165530
How delightfully devilish of you, Seymour
Anonymous No.102165923
>>102162879
There actually is probably very little money in covers unless it's sponsored. Even in original songs the lyricist and composer make way more than the vocalists
Anonymous No.102166778 >>102166923
>>102165548
Super-Intended, i was just eh- streching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Anonymous No.102166923
>>102166778
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Anonymous No.102167451 >>102167612
>>102162798
100% she either hired someone or just asked Fuwawa and/or Shiori to make thumbies for her.
Anonymous No.102167508 >>102167561 >>102168383 >>102170801
>her schedule makes it impossible to join this
wonder how far can she go
Anonymous No.102167561 >>102167898
>>102167508
Doesn't Marine have a pretty big ass? This is assuming big = strong.
Anonymous No.102167612
>>102167451
huge improvement already. Bullying her into getting better works
Anonymous No.102167898 >>102168055
>>102167561
Wouldnt your leg or hip muscles play a more important role in this rather than the size of your ass
Anonymous No.102168055
>>102167898
yeah maybe, I just wanted to bring up Marine's ass.
Anonymous No.102168383 >>102176931
>>102167508
>Just imagine had she been /in/.
>face of against Kanatan
>151cm vs 175cm
>Nerissa's butt is in Kanatan's back
>????
>sex
Anonymous No.102169971
I miss ER Bird
Anonymous No.102170463
First world tour concert in 10 hours
Anonymous No.102170801
>>102167508
It's funny how she always ends up skipping out on things that would get her more popularity or have a chance of going viral. She has no foresight or savvy whatsoever.
Anonymous No.102170893
I miss Bloodraven
Anonymous No.102171253 >>102172002
I HATE dogs
Anonymous No.102172002 >>102172045 >>102172081
>>102171253
Even this one?
Anonymous No.102172045 >>102172289
>>102172002
This one is fine, but i prefer her big-titted sister
Anonymous No.102172081
>>102172002
ESPECIALLY that one
Anonymous No.102172289 >>102172367 >>102179602
>>102172045
Anonymous No.102172367
>>102172289
Absolutely immaculate casual clothes choice by Fuwawa
Anonymous No.102174327
https://x.com/linyi_3/status/1943674339187998773
Anonymous No.102176757 >>102178751 >>102182395
https://x.com/jasper_xandros/status/1943611237461336248
Does Rissa have any loyal artists left? I've only seen 2 more or less normal art with her new swimsuit so far...
Anonymous No.102176931
>>102168383
well Nerissa isnt even 175 in the first place she just wanted to play a tall (for Japan) character.
Anonymous No.102177090 >>102177148
10k away from 900k subs
Anonymous No.102177148
>>102177090
Paparissa karaoke stream, yay!
Anonymous No.102178128 >>102178818 >>102178921
No one likes my burger, I knew I should have just bought a fast food burger
Anonymous No.102178751 >>102184027
>>102176757
Yomosaka and keisea.
Anonymous No.102178818
>>102178128
Is it on Twitter?
Anonymous No.102178921
>>102178128
Skill issue, my miserable burger was liked by Rissa and the people.
Anonymous No.102179410 >>102181141
Whats up Nerissa, I started reading a book recently that I would like you to read. It's called
>The Habsburg Way: Seven Rules for Turbulent Times
written by Eduard Habsburg. It's non fiction and I only just started but it's really good. It's very well written and it reads like a friend talking to you. It only came out like two years ago so it's not that big at the moment but I know it will be a popular book forever. The premise of the book is that Archduke Eduard looked back at his family's history and determined the lifestyle/morals of his family and what enabled them to succeed. It's so good, you would love it. It's also a great introduction to non fiction books.
>family
Give a copy to your family as well they would love it too. Brorissa would love it because it's history and it deals with the Holy Roman Emperors. Your eldest sister would love it for obvious reasons, and even though aradia has said in the past "do I look like I read?" she would love it too because it's that good. I would honestly list it as a must read book.
>Eating like the Pope for a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPOi_pUiI6M
Did you watch her "what I eat in a week" videos? Theyre super comfy. You should make one. You dont have to show your face or anything or even a 3d model just the food you eat in a similar style to this girl. Tell Kiara to make one too. I'd be a huge hit. Anyway if you were ever curious what the previous (anti) pope ate, now is your chance. One of my favorite foods is in the video and so is one of my favorite drinks. You should also make a "eating like a vtuber for a day" video and just eat a bunch of meme foods like doritos, sushi, and energy drinks. Or whatever
else vtubers eat.
>end
Anyway have a chill day or night or whatever time it is.
Anonymous No.102179602 >>102182106
>>102172289
Fuwawa Fuwawa’s are made for motorboating
Anonymous No.102181141
>>102179410
>I'd be a huge hit
I meant this for both of your videos btw they would both be huge hits. You could make one while you're away so that way privacy is not an issue.
Anonymous No.102181917
Given the lack of any online activity, I assume she is completely focused on the concert.
Anonymous No.102182106 >>102182238 >>102185652 >>102189859
>>102179602
It's crazy that no one has ever drawn Fuwawa and Nerissa squishing their tits together so far, someone should get on that.
Anonymous No.102182238
>>102182106
deadest ship ever, that are of no interest to anyone except the schizo.
Anonymous No.102182395 >>102182748 >>102184027
>>102176757
>Does Rissa have any loyal artists left?
Yomosaka, Joebito, Fongban, YuriKyanon, thekaiyip, Harikyon, myth1carts (but only drapencroft), Soju and more probably
Anonymous No.102182583
no incentive to make art for this bitch
Anonymous No.102182748 >>102182918
>>102182395
I forgot qwq_oekaki
Anonymous No.102182918 >>102186843
>>102182748
And keisea.
Anonymous No.102184027 >>102184163
>>102178751
>>102182395
It saddens me that I don't see any of them drawing any decent art with a new swimsuit, even though Rissa wants them, while I often see quality art with swimsuits for other girls.
Yeah, I saw Yomosaka's second account, but it's just a sketch, not art, of her shitty fetish for dog cocks and dildos.
Anonymous No.102184163
>>102184027
If only she could stream to make more new content.... if only...
Anonymous No.102185652
>>102182106
I'd fap to that
Anonymous No.102186108
Anonymous No.102186142 >>102186893
Anonymous No.102186843 >>102189859
>>102182918
Keisea has chose to become an rushed ERB artist. I don't consider her at good nor loyal to Nerissa
Anonymous No.102186893
>>102186142
Heh, i'm thinking V3lvet in Raora's 3d debut
Anonymous No.102186996 >>102187026 >>102187113 >>102189910 >>102190837
Do any of you know if Nerissa got a flower stand for the concert? Looks like most of the other girls' fanbases set one up.
Anonymous No.102187026
>>102186996
hello numberschad
Anonymous No.102187113
>>102186996
Nigga, did you check twitter?
Anonymous No.102189859
>>102182106
It really is funny (and cute) how badly she just wants to lie in the lap of a huge titty big sister. Relatable.

>>102186843
All artists who are close with Holomem are to a point running a business but I wouldn't say that. She isn't quite to the level of Maddie or a few others who purely try to use clout to grow their following.
Anonymous No.102189910 >>102190028
>>102186996
yes just like the others. Ugly funeral standing spray looking shit
Anonymous No.102190028 >>102190119 >>102190219 >>102190302
>>102189910
Are you new to how idol bouquets are handled? Are ya'll amateurs?
Anonymous No.102190119
>>102190028
>ya'll
Anonymous No.102190219
>>102190028
skill issue. bugmen trying to express emotion will never stop being hilarious.
Anonymous No.102190302
>>102190028
> (me)says it's ugly and looks like a funeral shit
> hurr durr you don't know idol culture
are you insecure bro? need some grass?
Anonymous No.102190837 >>102190854
>>102186996
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1943924276001915205
Anonymous No.102190854 >>102191570
>>102190837
o7 she's dead
Anonymous No.102190894
Anonymous No.102191460
https://x.com/BuniBlossom/status/1943924231282335753
Anonymous No.102191570
>>102190854
she died as she lived
Anonymous No.102191890 >>102192062 >>102192188 >>102192337
>Tweeted about the burgers
Rissa after a concert you're supposef to thank the audience kek
Anonymous No.102191905
Anonymous No.102192062 >>102192188
>>102191890
It is kinda funny how she takes off more time than normal for cons and events and such, but then doesn't really promote or talk about them still.
Anonymous No.102192188 >>102194170
>>102191890
>>102192062
Honestly when it comes to holomem activities if its not broadcast or its not "reasonable" to travel to (eg. 2hr flight) it may as well not exist.

As far as I'm concerned there is no world tour, there is no advent clothing store crossover, no advent sushi restaurant crossover, nothing. In fact between offkai and NYC she has no convention or concert appearances.

Frankly cut all these third world concerts out and add like 4-5 dates in the US and Canada.
Anonymous No.102192337
>>102191890
>thanking A*stralians
I hope she doesn't
Anonymous No.102192494
Anonymous No.102192926
I wonder if she flew to Australia or broadcast from Tokyo?
Anonymous No.102193072 >>102193556 >>102193717
Song with Rissa incoming
Anonymous No.102193556
>>102193072
I belieb
Anonymous No.102193717
>>102193072
I doubt it, I believe more in her performance with Moona
Anonymous No.102193739
>forgot subject in OP
ffs anon, people have filters to put generals at the top of their index. do better.
Anonymous No.102193920
It’s okay OP you did your best
Anonymous No.102194170 >>102196639
>>102192188
nobody gives a fuck about your shithole country, everyone is laughing at you and your clown president. They add dates where it matters, your country fell off the map in the 2000s, you just haven't realized it yet.
Anonymous No.102194416
>jp holo's go to usa
>border patrol moron who thinks they're chinese destroys their passports and sends them to guatemala for 2 months for arriving without a passport
>holoID
>border patrol moron thinks they're muslim terrorists who will try to claim asylum and sends them to guantanamo bay
>canadians
>border patrol moron thinks it's suspicious they have two phones, immediately steals both phones while forcing them into strip searches
Anonymous No.102195548
https://x.com/ryuki2512/status/1944031607633195484
Anonymous No.102196440 >>102196809
Who else made homemade burgers?
Anonymous No.102196639
>>102194170
Your country cant even do anything without having to ask the US or China for permission.
Anonymous No.102196809
>>102196440
i didnt but i should
Anonymous No.102197921 >>102198544
Anonymous No.102198544
>>102197921
cute
Anonymous No.102200085 >>102200116 >>102200210 >>102200671
Anonymous No.102200116
>>102200085
She made it pretty far for her first time playing
Anonymous No.102200210
>>102200085
Horse Stud
Anonymous No.102200671 >>102201019 >>102202222
>>102200085
Someone made Rissa x Gold Ship Nsfw art yet?
Anonymous No.102201019
>>102200671
No
Anonymous No.102202015
https://x.com/qwq_oekaki/status/1944014783550042341
Anonymous No.102202222 >>102203760
>>102200671
I hope you mean the actual horse, not some yuri shit
Anonymous No.102202836 >>102202886
https://x.com/loadofcrud/status/1943447991567945866
Anonymous No.102202886
>>102202836
I want this Rissa to crush me with those thighs
Anonymous No.102203760
>>102202222
I was more thinking about futa stuff
Anonymous No.102206125 >>102206164
Anonymous No.102206164
>>102206125
She prefers grilled watermelon because it reminds her of burgers
Anonymous No.102208686
https://x.com/felipokeyou/status/1943831619715944766
Anonymous No.102210108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCnqrlw1sNo
SOON!
Anonymous No.102210545
Burger time
Anonymous No.102210551
WIFE LIVE!!!
Anonymous No.102210789
Rissa working hard
Anonymous No.102210814
Well I don't know Rissa, this microphone sounds better than your home one
Anonymous No.102210927
Only 32, mine definitely won't be there...
Anonymous No.102211016
im not good enough for her
Anonymous No.102211036 >>102211068
Anonymous No.102211062
Pretty good, but is there going to be a tier list?
Anonymous No.102211068
>>102211036
american cheese is good what a fucking faggot
Anonymous No.102211100
Damn, a jailburger
Anonymous No.102211106
Anonymous No.102211109
what the hell is even that
Anonymous No.102211120 >>102211171
>Turkey burger
What an abomination
Anonymous No.102211171
>>102211120
It's just a slice of turkey
Anonymous No.102211191 >>102211236
who pulled their dick out for the lolz for her?
Anonymous No.102211229
>ERB mention already
Come on.
Anonymous No.102211236
>>102211191
very funny anon
Anonymous No.102211272
The good crunchTM
Anonymous No.102211293
she sounds pretty aroused when she's hungry
Anonymous No.102211322
Anonymous No.102211328
>likes more crispy fries
She's perfect.
Anonymous No.102211360
Those wings look better than the burger DESU.
Anonymous No.102211418 >>102211469
thats too rare buddy
Anonymous No.102211425 >>102211442
Anonymous No.102211434 >>102211469
Thats way too raw.
Anonymous No.102211442
>>102211425
Way too raw
Anonymous No.102211469 >>102211549 >>102211603
>>102211418
>>102211434
Heat matters more than the color. As long as it got hot enough, it's fine.
Anonymous No.102211499
I'm getting hungry looking at these burgers
Anonymous No.102211517
tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman tall woman

love

sex. tall woman sexy.
Anonymous No.102211525
Anonymous No.102211549
>>102211469
Ground beef works differently. Steak works for lower cook temperatures since its a whole muscle, especially leaner cuts, and ground beef has more surface area for pathogens, so you need to cook it to a higher temperature than whole cuts for it to be safe.
Anonymous No.102211564 >>102211730
*heavy breathing*

i want to call her onee-san

i want her to spoil and baby me
Anonymous No.102211603
>>102211469
True the color doesnt always indicate how hot it got, but I think this was clearly undercooked
Anonymous No.102211658
Ameburger
Anonymous No.102211659
Anonymous No.102211730
>>102211564
Mood.
Anonymous No.102211731 >>102211768
>all burgers need mayo
what the fuck rissa
Anonymous No.102211765
Wtf is this
Anonymous No.102211766
Looks fucked up
Anonymous No.102211768
>>102211731
Based Rissa
Anonymous No.102211771 >>102211895
i want my girlfriend to cosplay as nerizzler and date rape me

yes, i want to be drugged

sober sex is boring and bland
Anonymous No.102211790 >>102211803
subway is fuckin nasty
Anonymous No.102211802 >>102211877
Russiabird, explain black Russian dressing
Anonymous No.102211803
>>102211790
It used to be good, then they started cheaping out and now it sucks
Anonymous No.102211858
>home made yogurt
THIS FAG EATS HIS OWN CUM
Anonymous No.102211877
>>102211802
I don't know what kind of shit this is, it's some kind of your sauce with RUSSIAN in the name
Anonymous No.102211881
eurocuck burger
Anonymous No.102211895
>>102211771
You don't want to be too blitzed, not having your facilities ruins the moment.
Anonymous No.102211897
Anonymous No.102211913
that female, that female in the psych ward. one of the staff members. i punched her. i slashed 17 marks on her body. then she sucked my semen dry. i want to meet her again............................
Anonymous No.102211956
Anonymous No.102212014 >>102212065 >>102212085 >>102212120
lettuce adds nothing to a burger
Anonymous No.102212043
Too much onions
Anonymous No.102212045
Anonymous No.102212051
Real american burger
Anonymous No.102212065
>>102212014
yea it's more of a presentation thing
Anonymous No.102212085
>>102212014
A good fresh lettuce adds a secondary crunch to a burger, with bacon being the primary crunch
Anonymous No.102212118
fat fuck burger
Anonymous No.102212120
>>102212014
Soggy lettuce no, but fresh lettuce you put on yourself right before eating thats cool and crunchy is great.
Anonymous No.102212121
Kek
Anonymous No.102212145
I roll on the floor atleast 6 times a day
Anonymous No.102212148
Retardburger
Anonymous No.102212185
No i will not take off the burger hat during sex
Anonymous No.102212211
Anonymous No.102212307
Cute burger
Anonymous No.102212310
Cute JP burger
Anonymous No.102212321
While kewpie is good, i find that its over hyped
Anonymous No.102212397
Thats a dead turtle
Anonymous No.102212402
This shit looka burned
Anonymous No.102212413
what the fuck is that, looks like a roasted turtle
Anonymous No.102212422
WTF is this???
Anonymous No.102212440
Kill this person immediately
Anonymous No.102212466
This is an international foodcrime
Anonymous No.102212467
this aint a burger no more
Anonymous No.102212478
This looks delicious, but its absolutely not a burger. This would require a fork and knife.
Anonymous No.102212491
Classic burger
Anonymous No.102212492
would rather just have a english muffin pizza
Anonymous No.102212499 >>102212532
Anonymous No.102212504
You want a THICC BURGER with THICC FRIES
Anonymous No.102212512 >>102212572
dude thinks he's king midas with that keyboard
Anonymous No.102212532 >>102212572
>>102212499
Might be one of the most garish keyboards I've seen. Burger looks good tho
Anonymous No.102212551
way too thick, its gonna be dry
Anonymous No.102212553
That last thing looked like it came from roadkill that was dead for a week .
Anonymous No.102212572
>>102212512
>>102212532
bling for nerds
kinda based when I think of it that way
Anonymous No.102212584
How the fuck are we already halfway???
Anonymous No.102212605
Anonymous No.102212617
now THAT's a burger
Anonymous No.102212660 >>102212703
korean burger
Anonymous No.102212676 >>102212712
i dont think asians understand burgers
Anonymous No.102212703
>>102212660
That’s not a fucking burger.
Anonymous No.102212712
>>102212676
It's kind of cute when they try anyway, though
Anonymous No.102212728 >>102212754 >>102212792 >>102212816
Anonymous No.102212748
WHORE ON SCREEN
Anonymous No.102212754 >>102212841
>>102212728
Swiss and mushroom doesn’t go with lettuce. Don’t these fucks know anything?
Anonymous No.102212756 >>102212786
Someone post the pickle lemonade
Anonymous No.102212762 >>102212798 >>102212804
>a whole stick
architect bros...
Anonymous No.102212784
Didn't she say before that she hated corn?
Anonymous No.102212786
>>102212756
Anonymous No.102212792
>>102212728
Cute onahole.
Anonymous No.102212796
Arby’s? These are frozen ore-ida fries.
Anonymous No.102212798
>>102212762
You don't use the whole stick, you just take the butter stick and rub it on the corn, and it melts as you go.
Anonymous No.102212804
>>102212762
You don't actually eat the whole stick, but you apply it using a whole stick that is passed around communally.
Anonymous No.102212816
>>102212728
dead ship
Anonymous No.102212817
PITSBURG!
Anonymous No.102212819
A real cornfed American woman... I love when she talks about fast food
Anonymous No.102212820
PITTSBURG HATE
Anonymous No.102212835
Sucks to be you, Pittsburgh
Anonymous No.102212840
Pittsburgh HATE
Anonymous No.102212841
>>102212754
This is what happens when foreigners try to replicate our cuisine
Anonymous No.102212859
There goes the arbiter's collab, it's up to captain king burger now.
Anonymous No.102212876
her hair........
Anonymous No.102212882 >>102212894
Anonymous No.102212894
>>102212882
That corn? Mine
Anonymous No.102212901
i like floppy bacon
Anonymous No.102212906 >>102212919
Homemade burgers are either trying too hard, or hobo style where you just throw anything you have on it.
Anonymous No.102212912 >>102212943 >>102212944
Anonymous No.102212919 >>102212987
>>102212906
The hobo style ones always taste the best though
Anonymous No.102212943
>>102212912
Tomato too thick. It’s going to get everything soggy.
Anonymous No.102212944
>>102212912
a platonic idea of a burger, if you ask me
Anonymous No.102212964
She can have my pickle
Anonymous No.102212980 >>102213036
Anonymous No.102212987 >>102213007 >>102213043
>>102212919
But why though? You’re going to the store to get ingredients. Just buy what you need when you’re at the store.
Anonymous No.102213007 >>102213033 >>102213097
>>102212987
all i need is meat cheese and ketchup/mustard
Anonymous No.102213033 >>102213073
>>102213007
It takes like 1 minute to fry up bacon and 1 minutes to cut up some veggies
Anonymous No.102213036
>>102212980
No wonder Cubans are always depressed.
Anonymous No.102213043
>>102212987
It's all about the grill, everything else is just support, no need for something fancy, just what it needs
Anonymous No.102213058 >>102213087
Anonymous No.102213073
>>102213033
i dont want veggies on my burger, i will agree with the bacon however
Anonymous No.102213087
>>102213058
This is the best one so far. Look at those fries. You can tell it’s going to be crisp as fuck.
Anonymous No.102213097 >>102213137 >>102213164
>>102213007
You're just eating a bread meat sandwich.
Anonymous No.102213137
>>102213097
um, yes?
Anonymous No.102213147 >>102213187 >>102213188 >>102213231 >>102213238
Non-borger here. How come there's midwest but no mideast america?
Anonymous No.102213150
This looks like a turd
Anonymous No.102213156 >>102213226
wtf?
Anonymous No.102213164
>>102213097
Ok?
Anonymous No.102213187
>>102213147
cause america started in the east coast and expanded to the west. So nobody called the original colonies "the east"
Anonymous No.102213188
>>102213147
Mid-west was named when the furthest west was like Mississippi, before we bought the rest of the continent.
Anonymous No.102213226
>>102213156
That’s not even a burger. It’s just a fancy meatloaf.
Anonymous No.102213231
>>102213147
Because the middle east is across the atlantic already
Anonymous No.102213237 >>102213303
Anonymous No.102213238
>>102213147
We started out on the east coast. And thing east is the ocean. Here's a handy map of regions
Anonymous No.102213252 >>102213299
I have a feeling my burger isnt gonna make it. I'm so outclassed
Anonymous No.102213299
>>102213252
Mine too...
Anonymous No.102213303
>>102213237
This is trying too hard. You know it’s going to be some explosive shit after.
Anonymous No.102213366 >>102213401 >>102213454
Anonymous No.102213369
>unmelted cheese
PASS
Anonymous No.102213401
>>102213366
Too much greens. And how the fuck are you supposed to bite that shit. I swear, these fucks don’t know how to make a good burger.
Anonymous No.102213423
Hard pass. Way too tall, cheese isn't even melted, way too much mayo and lettuce so shit's gonna be flying everywhere.
Anonymous No.102213434
Thats fucking chicken
Anonymous No.102213437 >>102213472 >>102213487 >>102213577
Anonymous No.102213454
>>102213366
This looks like a barbarian's creation
>huge slab
>unmelted cheese
>Too much Salad
>too much Mayo
>huge slab of tomato
Anonymous No.102213472
>>102213437
That's a fucking sandwich
Anonymous No.102213487
>>102213437
>chicken
>scrambled egg
>onion ring
What the fuck?
Anonymous No.102213510
What are we even doing here
Anonymous No.102213536 >>102213573
Anonymous No.102213573
>>102213536
Someone give that burger a burger. It’s fucking anemic.
Anonymous No.102213577
>>102213437
Half of these burger sound like they came straight out of a kiarosoft game
Anonymous No.102213626
I hate when they do a pick strip instead of cut pickles.
Anonymous No.102213636 >>102213694
Anonymous No.102213694
>>102213636
That's Malphis's account?
She just said
>You cooked hard brother
Anonymous No.102213707
Based Rissa
Anonymous No.102213742
african americans mentioned
Anonymous No.102213743
If I would have made a burger for rissa to see I would have done
-diced habanero mixed in with the angus beef
>topped with smoked gouda, jalapenos, lettuce, tomato, bacon and homemade blueberry bbq sauce
that's what I make when I make burgers.
Anonymous No.102213748 >>102213784 >>102213824
Anonymous No.102213750
>jesus ch
THIS IS CHRISTFAG. CHRISTFAG IS AFRICAN AMERICA
Anonymous No.102213774
nigger burger
Anonymous No.102213784
>>102213748
Jesus Christ, did someone order fries with a side of burgers?
Anonymous No.102213785
The black jailbird's casual assumption that Rissa can't handle heat just because she's white kek
Anonymous No.102213824
>>102213748
niggerburger lmao. You know he dumped the whole thing of Tony's cajun seasoning salt on that (African American culture). SMELL IT THRU THE PHONE!!!
Anonymous No.102213826 >>102213868
who the fuck seasons the top of a bun
Anonymous No.102213842 >>102213882
Anonymous No.102213868
>>102213826
probably the same people that wash their chicken
Anonymous No.102213882
>>102213842
Don’t ever do steak with burgers. It’s going to make the whole thing too chewy.
Anonymous No.102213930 >>102213965 >>102213970
Anonymous No.102213931
Have some fucking cheese
Anonymous No.102213932
yep thats it, im killing myself
Anonymous No.102213965
>>102213930
The “bathroom blow-up” burger.
Anonymous No.102213970
>>102213930
manechan only chose the memeburgers?
Anonymous No.102213980 >>102214005 >>102214038 >>102214143 >>102215620
A lactose intolerant person would die from this burger
Anonymous No.102214005
>>102213980
As weak people should
Anonymous No.102214018
that cheese really looks liquid
Anonymous No.102214035
i want to eat nerissa's eggs
Anonymous No.102214038 >>102214065 >>102214100 >>102214166
>>102213980
cant you fix lactose intolerance by exposing yourself to lactose?
Anonymous No.102214065
>>102214038
No. But it doesn’t matter. We all know they’re going to eat that shit anyway.
Anonymous No.102214072 >>102214127 >>102214141
>it needs some sort of veggies
>like if you had some peppers on there
>peppers
>veggies
Rissa......
Anonymous No.102214100
>>102214038
No, but i'd eat it anyway and then break the toilet
Anonymous No.102214127
>>102214072
you dont think these are vegetables?
Anonymous No.102214134
Yes. Shitting on Japan for their shit burgers.
Anonymous No.102214141
>>102214072
Capsicum
Anonymous No.102214143
>>102213980
natural selection
Anonymous No.102214166
>>102214038
If you're completely missing the gene for the enzyme no, but if its gone dormant, I think you can reactivate it by eating dairy.
Anonymous No.102214205
If anyone ever makes their way to Kodiak, Alaska, there’s a place called Burger Queen that has the best burger on Earth.
Anonymous No.102214220 >>102214249 >>102214278
She didn't show my burger and after all these photos I understand why
Anonymous No.102214231 >>102214275
someone tell nerissa to find a shogun burger, while they could up their sauce game, they're decent
Anonymous No.102214249 >>102214278
>>102214220
Mine didn't make it either, but it's for the best cause it was shit
Anonymous No.102214275 >>102214353 >>102214467
>>102214231
It’s not going to be the same because the meat is different. American meat aren’t allowed to be sold overseas, but it’s the best kind of meat for burgers.
Anonymous No.102214278
>>102214220
>>102214249
It's okay. You can post it /here/ so we can roast you for it
Anonymous No.102214288
lets not pretend like denny's isnt complete trash in the US tho
Anonymous No.102214353 >>102214424
>>102214275
I thought the meat was better actually, super juicy and fatty. But it was underseaoned and didnt have nearly enough sauce. Only had shogun burger tho, so i cant comment on any other fast food burger place in japan
Anonymous No.102214407
I think her taste buds are broken
Anonymous No.102214424
>>102214353
The meat is supposed to be better, but if you grow up with what Americans call meat, it won’t hit the same. You need those growth hormones to really have it hit the spot.
Anonymous No.102214467 >>102214528
>>102214275
Doesn't that place grind wagyu beef themselves? I think it would definitely be fatty enough
Anonymous No.102214509 >>102214654
Is that Nerissa's first grandpa mention?
Anonymous No.102214528 >>102214621
>>102214467
The growth hormones in US beef makes them grow bigger so the meat is going to taste different.
Anonymous No.102214588
I ate burgers in the UK during the horsemeat scandal, always wondered if that was why it was so tender with a hint of sweetness
Anonymous No.102214621 >>102214670
>>102214528
So that's why burger birds are so fat?
Anonymous No.102214654 >>102214834
>>102214509
Second, she mentioned him once in one of the membies
Anonymous No.102214670
>>102214621
growth hormones for birds are actually banned, they just bred them to be superfat and then feed them a super fattening diet while forcing them to be stationary
Anonymous No.102214743
Streams!!!
Anonymous No.102214834
>>102214654
I thought she said did not want to talk about him back then?
Anonymous No.102215387
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1944213163156943072
Anonymous No.102215620 >>102216468
>>102213980
cheese doesn't even have lactose nigger
Anonymous No.102216468 >>102216574
>>102215620
Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.102216574
>>102216468
are you?
Anonymous No.102217276
A new bake:
>>102217204
>>102217204
>>102217204