This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1942126419192193426/photo/1
we're off to the races for workout wednesday! woo! sign up in the discord if you want your honse to participate!


Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

No stream as of now

Previous Thread:>>102067211

>>102159981 (OP)
First for Fyren's sloppy seconds

Is this 4chan's very own dedicated cuck thread?

>>102160194
One of a few.

Cucks :)

As a child of emotionally neglectful parents, how would my relationship with someone who's afraid of love go? Would I end up killing myself, or never even get past the first date?

>>102160739
with someone? or as someone? with someone it would be a disaster. as someone, it would be fine. if you find someone better than you who loves you despite everything thing, then dare to try

>>102160739
You would probably seek out either someone who's emotionally abusive or someone to trauma bond and heal with. In my experience women very very rarely accept any level of trauma in a guy unless they think they have no options so they'd rather get someone who can recreate the abusive conditions they grew up in. I know some people will be like no you need to be vulnerable but trust me, I have not personally seen a single time this hasn't ended up in divorce, infidelity or a break up where someone was actually vulnerable about real shit.

>>102161120
true but he shouldnt go for other damaged goods. he should go for someone normal, learn what real love can look like, inevitably fuck up in the process, and then find the next girl. hopefully the next one will work out. the first wont

>>102160194
All phase threads are cuck thread. So is the shondo thread and the shiori thread.

Our wife is live, she overslept a little bit
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

lumi thinks she is different from the other girls and doesnt have feelings

WHORE

She's such a redditor sometimes

they had to look up the term carrying capacity. sunbro confirmed larper

>>102162409
she has feelings, they're just so deeply repressed that she can't see them

I love her and would want a family with her but jfc she has some dumbass takes and is east/west coast brainrotted

>>102163132
of course. it is just tedious

>>102163146
She's taken

>>102159981 (OP)
why does she need her own thread?

>>102166157
it was supposed to be a cuckfree thread past valentines happenings and then Oblivion happened

>>102161120
Only real ones accept trauma. If the women dumps you for something that happened to you 10 years ago when you were growing up that means she's shallow. Most women won't care snice they have there share of trauma as well

>>102167351
>Only real ones accept trauma
Probably but not easy to find, never seen it myself across 50+ relationships from friends, coworkers etc. The overwhelming majority of the women didn't feel like fixing trauma or insecurity the way a lot of guys do when they have the option of just getting someone else who exudes more confidence even if it's fake. But it can just be a people thing too, generally speaking if it's a problem you don't get over after sleeping on it then they don't really want anything to do with it.

>>102161753
How is she still in the tutorial/training?

>>102168166
she's not, she's been doing challenges

Lumi live on Filian's channel:
https://www.twitch.tv/filian

>>102170869
Cute brats.

>>102156698
>mom slapped
Am I wrong for thinking this is kind of hot

>>102167568
Good women are harder to find these days. It's also depends what your issues are. If it's low confidence that's usually a deal breaker for most women. If your confidence and working on your issues that's different and most women won't care at that point like you said.

>>102173364
Unless you think destroying a girl’s self-confidence at an early age for exercising self-thinking and independence is hot, then sure.

Lumi just showed her camel toe on stream again

>>102173573
It was hot

>>102173846
so shameless

Was Lumi in the right? Or was Filian?
https://files.catbox.moe/9yy72k.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/hg95ek.mp4

does anyone have a Lolumi lora? asking for a friend.

>>102174157
Lumi was in the right, Filian flashes her panties all the time and can't say anything

>>102174157
I couldnt make stream but I dont see any right or wrong here. everyone is too immature about the fact that fit women have nice bodies that are fun to look at and touch

>>102175530
you would agree with Lumi then, that's pretty much what she was saying

>>102175867
I hope she gives some of the stuff she had sent to her a read. she has that starcraft guide plus those philosophy and chemestry presentations people sent her. she isnt dumb even if the books she reads are

>>102173450
It kind of is girls receiving discipline is hot

>>102173450
Why did Starmom do that to Lumi, but not for Starbro?

>>102176851
Girls receiving physical punishment is more common then people think the more surprising stat is that while more boys are reported to be hit then girls. More girls are hit to older ages relative to the total amount compared to boys.

>>102176851
Starbro is the golden child

>>102161753
Sorry i was stretching her cunt out. Kept her busy

>>102179009
Fyren please...

>>102173364
>slapping cunny lumi for not wearing the cat girl, illya, kuro cosplay and locking her into the dark basement
I'm not sure but even with my brutality, that's fucked up and makes me want to breed lumi more since she can have a chance at being a better parent

So between nina and kaneko lumi, I've chosen nina as wife material. Lumi just can't compare and I know ur reading this lumi

>>102180628
you can have Nina, Lumi doesn't want to marry a vtuber fan unfortunately

>>102180628
Lumi is the type of girl who'd get excited her fans would end up with her friends instead of her

>>102181096
Then why does Lumi get mad whenever Starbro watches other vtubers other than her

>>102181146
Lumi keeps it in the family

lumi doesn't do it for me. She's like the sister that keeps trying to be sexy and dress for you but you've changed her diaper when she was a baby, read her story books and took her out for walks to the river and don't see her that way despite her fertile body

>>102181607
Same, it's Jelly, Ember or Jember for me

>>102181607
I love Lumi too much to want to fuck her, it's hard to lust after a higher being

>>102181934
she's not a higher being, she's just lumi and she wipes her ass like you do, but step off since she's my wife go pick another phase girl

>>102181060
it really is a catch 22. vtuber fans are degenerate. that is true. at the same time, unless lumi is the first woman to overwhelm my bullshit detector, she is a lumi. which means she is too scared and too vulnerable to be able to trust anyone she hasn't had the advatange of being able to observe first before exposing herself to vulnerability. I don't haved a good answer here. both are valid concerns given reality and her background. hopefully she can find someone who loves her and not the vtuber.

We should tell Lumi to give Starbro’s hand in marriage to Menace so they can put their past behind them and finally collab like they were meant to.

since the gumis used to be a hivemind before this year's events skewed things, I figure I should ask. has anyone else made a life out of fixing things? like it is done so casually that you never hit speed bumps and just keep going? then suddenly you're exposed to a problem set that is so easy to resolve and move on from but for whatever reason you cant implement? the internet is fucking weird man

sex with lumi after her Wednesday workout where's she's sweaty and tired and stays a dead fish

don't know why you enjoy watching an autistic girl play video games and talk to you? neither do I. but if any of you staggered home from friday bar time, you get to throw your empties at your favorite whore.

3 hours of tardwife coming at you at 11 pst.
twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>102185829
not again lumi I'm too tired

https://youtu.be/U_yhDhAAsaM
thread theme song

Why is lumi the highest rank

>>102185829
Pick One

Is Lumi for breeding?

>>102187191
Yes, but only for Starbro

>>102187158
don't make me gossling anon. not on a friday night. there's only one unsalvagable whore worth the effort.

>>102187233
You gotta pick, anon.

>>102187308
I literally only saw lumi. I didnt understand the question until now.

Lumi is being extra toxic tonight

Pippa cute.

>>102188434
But why does she stare at us?

>>102188475
that's the stare of someone's brain fried by meds

I AM FUCKING TIRED OF LYING CHEATING WHORES

>>102189096
calm down Dizzy

Lumi died

>>102189419
Why are JK outfits so sex.

>>102181607
You would have to be strict with her and take on a fatherly role with having tons of rules for her

Lumi hates YouTube chat

My janky baby angel won! my head hurts. back to sleep

>>102187216
Sorry, only for me

>>102189471
school uniforms are just great in general. Its hot too seeing women in some for of structure and having a system that can punish or reward them based on their actions.

>>102190525
fyren?

>>102185163
>Lumi to give Starbro’s hand in marriage to Menace
Anon, Lumi hates, and I mean, genuinely hates Menace. I'm talking about Lumi would rather watch a group of women run a train on Starbro than. The chances of her giving starbro away to menace for "peace" or whatever, is nil.

Lumi had been streaming alot at night as of late. Is she behind on her car payment or something?

>>102191697
Yeah sunbro its up to you to save her, whale harder man shes struggling.

Would you still watch Lumi if sunbrocean suddenly disappeared from her chats and there was a new chatty moderator around?

>>102191910
Sunbro... just apply you dont need motivation from us. Follow your dreams autism man. You can do it!

>>102191606
Lumi can be a good judge of character sometimes

>>102192788
>constantly fawns over sunbrocean every stream
doubt

>>102193399
>sometimes

>>102173846
*snnnnniiiiiffffff*

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
groggy saturday Lumi

>>102173846
I don't care what that fascist lover gets up to, fuck off

Lumi just did another yab. She said that dizzy doesn't know where she lives when dizzy visited her after valentine's day.
See
>>102197415
Go on and pretend that fyren is not real again.

>>102197756
Anon, that’s such a nothing burger.

>>102197824
Sure anon. Definitely wasn't another lie from her.

>>102197756
retard no one bought that story to begin with. it was a three day weekend in america. she took it to go hang out with people - just like literally everyone else did. then the cuck posting went feral, she gave us tard eyes, and made up some bullshit about dizzy visiting. why did she do that? because she lied about taking the vacation because she knew this would be the result. if you are worried about lumi of all people - you are going to die alone. this isnt even vtubers are bad meta, gfe is delusional territory. even if that was real - youre still a fucking midwit. even retards are far more useful than you will ever be.

>>102196238
Why do I see Lumi not stressed out or suffering while playing a game? How is this? Where is my summer car?

>>102199793
It is just switched to tomorrow. the only plus side is that she gets to enjoy being called a retard without having to worry about actually being retarded and we get to go to church early

>>102198141
I will fix her

>>102196435
Commieshizo is that you

which fag kept lumi from giving us soft voice? when I left it was nice, now she yelling.

>>102202128
i don't know who it was but people were getting horny about it

I hope she keeps streaming for a while. this is super cozy

>>102203257
this is a nice game for her

Lemon Love

>>102203397
she's so cute

>>102203393
looks like jinxed it. oh well. more tardwife next saturday or whenever she finally finishes that stupid car game.

>>102203749
she will be streaming the car game tomorrow

>>102204265
indeed.

>>102198141
Sexiest women alive

>>102202177
let me guess, they were getting their dicks up and calling her a whore over their own lack of self-control? if she loves the gumis as much as I think she does - she needs to break them out of this madness

>>102191606
You’re joking right.

>>102205472
pretty much, it was a sexy voice to be fair but she didn't want people to lewd it and they did anyways
>>102206093
she looks so proud

>>102206403
she wants to play but cant. I want to hang out with my oshi today. it has been a shitty week. now Im sad.

lumi owes me fan service.

>>102207994
if you like it when women cry, there will be fan service tomorrow

>>102208064
it can be cute but this game is too peformative and just not something I can play along with. lumi is cool because the things that would actually make her cry are things that trigger a genuine protect impulse instead of the 'this will be an easy lay" response.

>>102207551
she has been streaming a lot, she needs to give her voice a break
>>102208258
I think she is genuinely upset when she plays this game but I know what you mean

>>102202128
>>102198943

>>102208320
I'm not annoyed because other people exist and have a right to prioritize their own comfort (including health). I'm not annoyed because I have nothing better to do. I'm mad because this outcome is the product of stupidity and apparently coomer weakness.
I'm just seething about all of the fun things that we can't do because people are stupid. forgive me a moment's choler.

thread is too slow. needs more anti-posting

tardwife is also in a sentimental mood. she should shut up and do it. week day streams are aids and vibes are hard to recreate

Starbro really needs to arrive at Lumi's place already. She needs someone to take care of.

>>102209182
she has a lot of gumis who need a lot of help. more than I even know where to start

>>102209384
I've gotten a lot of concerned pauses, I think I'm correct which is the problem

tardwife is teasing us and wants us to beg. I always was proud of her for starting early on the weekend but annoyed she made the two wholesome watching days the shortest.

>>102209459
esl fren, can you try that one more time?

>>102209384
she can't fix us, just like we can't fix her
starbro she has a chance at

lumi will never achieve a respectable rank in sc2 at this point, shame shame shame.

>>102209515
I wrote it as it was intended

>>102209481
what does she want us to beg for?

>>102209615
she is stream baiting us. she wants help to do the crossword, play games, and fix her computer. someone post the backseatmi catbox. she loves her gumis more than they appreciate

>>102209615
You didn't beg your oshi to stream when she needed help, is she even your oshi at that point?

>>102209384
that path should be disregarded on its face. not that they aren't worth helping, but that her position does not allow her to do so, and I suspect is actively harmful to some degree. not as much as it could be, since she is aware of this, but its still some sort of a vice and that can't be worked around

>>102209812
the only thing I would beg Lumi for is to spare my soul

>>102210090
no. there are loads of things she can help with. their response to anything sex related invariably results in ick inducing projection. that is something she can help with by literally sitting them down and patiently expaining or with exposure therapy. they dont exercise enough. that is self-explanatory. she makes lumi noises. if you arent gym rat and you arent using those for energy you are a fool. the gumis are - and I dont mean this as a meme I mean it seriously - struggling with autism (which can be mitigated) and confidence problems. I cant say how she can fix those or it might not work.
you all show up and watch her. vtubing is toxic because we all know why you show up. if she wanted to exploit it you would be a dessicated husk of a man. if she chooses to use it for charitable purpose - I cant set a ceiling for the impact she may have.
I know all of this because I have done it before as a bro. everyone is acutely aware of the impact of male brained woman can have.

>>102210373
there's a lot of gumis that will never take Lumi seriously though because she can be a bit retarded, and not everyone can see that she is often right

>>102210614
But Lumi has a PhD in engineering, how is she retarded.

>>102210614
what is the measure of a man? what is the value of a single soul? the perfect is the highest manifestation of the good. never its enemy.

cumming on lumi's long neck after a couple rounds of nakadashi purely from her own request

>>102210903
you should drop the weird nip words. it will help you actually do that with your own cutie.

>>102210722
Lumi is smart she's just not afraid to be retarded when she wants to

>>102210903
would you lick it off after?

>>102210996
If she asked after cumming inside her repeatedly and i get to feed her with a deep french kiss, I'd don't see why not

I hope tardwife learned her lesson

>>102210722
>how is she retarded
he doesn't know

did lumi go live with that one bitch already?

good christian girls are live
https://www.twitch.tv/orlaganceann

>>102214414
missed the lemon, what's going on here? is it some kind of game?

>>102214414
this wasnt handled well. it ended before it began

Lumi hates us

>>102217980
not me, Lumi loves me

>>102217980
she literally does.

lumi is a tease.

>>102210373
Why do so many zoomer and even young millennials hate sex some much. I can give lots of theories but It doesn't add up to me they have lived with the internet their whole life if anything they should be way to horny.

>>102218686
no one hates sex. lots of people are afraid of it. you have people like lumi who are literally afraid of the act itself but can enjoy smut and fan service. then you have autists who respond with denial and purity spirals.

>>102218814
was she afraid when her groomer mods came inside her womb?

>>102217980
i've seen lumis face, i understand why she hates (when you hate yourself you hate others)
i'm going to ask her to marry me.

wish me luck

>>102218686
>>102218814
Lumi hates sex because she grew up playing mmos and there was a lot of sexpests

>>102218972
yet she works in a field with a lot of sexpests.
oh how the hypocrisy.

>>102219027
people stick to what they know

>>102219178
so did nyanners, then, "i was groomed by the peeedows" and "i didn't want to seeeng pomfupomfu"

yeah, never trust someone that peddles to the people they claim to hate, they're hypocrites.
i'll still make lumi my wife, but i wont like it.

Sooo uhhh why did lumi not play oblivion when everyone else was? Sure okay it was her brother's save, whatever. But why did se stop playing all together if that was the case? I don't get it

>>102219942
she didn't, she played Oblivion a few more times and then moved onto other games

Yesterday stream was odd. First she confirmed that Dizzy was never in her apartment, then she makes that weird voice when she says "meeting with my rigger" I've noticed it a few times.
I was only 60% sure about bf, now I'm 90% there. Not that it matters, it's just funny to see her different aspects.

guerilla doku?

>>102160194
This isn’t the Marcel/Eddie thread

>>102218972
Did she have sex with the pests?

>>102220383
Anon, if starbro can’t live with Lumi for the summer due to a breach in contract, then your rrat doesn’t make sense.

>>102220383
Her outfit isn't old enough to be finalized rigging wise, sure she experiments on her own with the kindmi toggles etc but riggers want to know about every little artifact and it's an ongoing process. Sometimes the rigs get updated as well, especially if the newer outfits have something the older ones don't.

>>102220383
Does anyone have the clip/timestamp of this?

>>102221812
It goes on for a while, when grey_badge says Dizzy knows that is the last time she spoke of it
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2510563676?t=00h46m49s

>>102221812
>>102221937
in reference to giving Dizzy her address while sick she also adds
>If you find me in a state of delirium
>I'm like down for anything

>>102218686
As a younger millenial, or old zoomer, I was one shot by 2010 shows that basically almost never showed sex positively. It was either the guy being shown as inadequate because of his performance, sexual assault, or a woman's manipulation tactic. If it was positive, it was due to cheating, anonymous sex or some other loveless arrangement.
As far as internet culture goes, oversocialized zoomers had a certain type of woman share their internet spaces. They made it very clear they don't appreciate any sexual advances anywhere, at any time.

>>102221937
>>102222054
It's sounds bad, but I can agree that when I had covid I was pretty out of it as well. I understand that she can forgot stuff, but she needs to stop make everything sound shady all the time. That's how nothing burgers like this happens.

>>102223102
At the time when it happened she mentioned something about her mother potentially coming to check on her and I theorized that Dizzy went in her stead so she wouldn't have to deal with her.
As for this one I'm not sure, when I listened to the first clip I thought well if I was going to get away with a lie then I'd just say I forgot because I was sick. And the fact that she didn't do that in the clip made me question it, but after watching the vod she does exactly that just comically slow. Maybe she's just terrible at coming up with excuses on the fly or something? That's the only explanation I can think of that would explain her terrible lying.

>>102223407
I don't think she's lying. The only reason I believe lumi is that dizzy got sick right after. We don't know how long dizzy stayed and maybe lumi was half asleep when she came over.
Lumi made the right call for her mom not coming. I can't imagine lumi dealing with her and being sick that sick.

>>102224455
Starmom would have taken care of Lumi.

>>102223407
>Maybe she's just terrible at coming up with excuses on the fly or something?
duh, next two days after oblivion crisis was the direct example of that

>>102209140
>>102190992
was lumi the tard in /lig/ trying to fix ublock yesterday?

>>102224455
you need to see dizzy reaction to visiting her
https://youtu.be/HVuIVxpQDRk
I don't know man, not something you'd forget could also argue she is opsecing too much.

do not trust

>>102222054
Dizzy said it herself that she wasn't that sick, she just needed to eat something, that was just a half assed excuse after she realized she fucked up again. She got so complacent she's not even trying anymore, everything she does is half assed nowadays

>>102225074
Dizzy was never an entertaining vtuber. She must have enough dirt on Lumi that ut got her hired.

>>102224658
All I got from that clip is that Lumi is a big baby when sick. I remember the streams after that for a good week her voice was fucked.

Another Lumi cucking yab, for your pleasure
>Couldn't stream of Valentine's because she was sick
>Dizzy corroborated this, saying she came over and took care of Lumi
>Lumi slips up and reveals Dizzy has never been to where she lives

>>102225074
>Dizzy said it herself that she wasn't that sick
Dizzy said at the end that Lumi was pretty sick. Dizzy only said that she's over dramatic on Twitter when she's sick

>>102226288
There’s no yab

>>102226288
Hi Mr. IDF agent, Hopefully your bombing runs are going bad today

>>102226828
lmao

>>102218814
>>102221345
Anon, when you catch a woman in a lie, it's because she's already told so many that she can't keep track of them. Everything you think you know and especially what she has said about her is probably a lie. At this point, thinking the worst about her is the most rational and realistic option.

>>102226680
>Dizzy said at the end that Lumi was pretty sick.
this is what Dizzy said:
>i don't think she was sick, i do not think Knaeko Lumi was sick, i think bitch forgot to have a real meal for 3 days

the antis are getting desperate it seems

Lumi you should just cover an official high production Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies for future anti posts. You know you want too. You absolutely know how good it'd feel to yab, it not matter and to have anti posts using your cover of sweet little lies to showcase it. Do it Kaneko Lumi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0

>>102228364
I don't think phase anti's ever have to be desperate, they're getting a steady supply of bread every week from multiple talents.

You guys really cannot stop losing, it's crazy

>>102228105
anon - if you ever believed the dizzy thing in the first place - you aren't a good enough judge of character to be doing this. none of her revelations have ever come as a surprise. I've also caught her in several other lies that I didnt press because they didnt really matter.
lumi lies about small things. usually opsec related, sometimes unwise kayfabe decisions she made early and needs to stick to. Im not going to assume the best or the worst when I can just assume the truth. she has never lied about anything I consider important. so I dont care.

>>102231818
The Dizzy visit was so transparently a lie at the time
>two supposed best friends have an off-collab together
>zero details, zero stories, zero bants
>"We just uh sat around and did work and stuff"

>>102232115
yeah she was covering for a mundane thing she did that pcg would melt down over. she didnt lie because she was doing something bad, she lied because no one here deserves the truth

she's live, the wait is over

>>102232259
forgot link
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>102231818
>>102232193
Lumi is honest about the fact that she lies about things, if anything that makes her honest than many other vtubers
when she does try and hide something she is really bad at it and dramafags latch onto it like leeches

Lumi won't love that one chatter because she loves me instead

>>102231818
hello alpharius still being schizo I see

>>102233341
I love how you think you are being clever

>bi-annual brain death
Does Lumi have bipolar disorder? It would explain some things

>same rrats spammed on cooldown
hmm who could be behind these posts, anyway good morning and lumi mating press

>>102232294

>>102234716
lumi is more of a prone bone kind of girl

>>102234986
I can see her being a pillow princess

lumi owes me a guerilla and fan service today

she enjoys the simple pleasures in life

>>102232898
Absolutely retarded post. Don't lie, pretty simple.

how has it already been 4 years

Lumi…

>>102240253
Sunbrocean surely will have stuff to say about ballet

>>102234716
Just the normal cuck rrats

>>102241292
I thought all the cuck posters move to jelly.

why is sunbro anting the other paypig. gumis are one of a kind

why is lumi so comfy in the evening? is it a better crowd or is she really just more fun?

>>102242038
it's possible she sees evening streams as something extra, and less routine
or maybe it's because of how when she's tired and she has less filters
the crowd is also indeed different

>>102242971
everything about them is better. no one in chat is vying for position or being annoying. theyre less stupid too. too bad lumi needs to make herself wake up early for sanity

>>102243341
>no one in chat is vying for position or being annoying
no one in chat at all

>>102243341
her day audience is her core audience right now too, so she can't just stop streaming during the day but she could do a mix of both

>>102243618
explain?
>>102243639
that would be nice.

Is Lumi more of a clit girl or a g-spot girl?

>>102244860
As long as starbro can pleasure her, she doesn't care.

>>102244860
she told us in the last thread. no one else seemed to notice. it was very hot. lumi should do that more often.

>>102185829
"I forgor"
Bitch youre pushing 30

>>102246296
she's 23

Vtubing is a fucking brutal job isnt it. you literally cant trust anyone. your viewers could be insnae. your boss wants you to keep making them money. your coworkers are women who are competing with you. you cant tell your friends. your mods want to keep their jobs. your family doesnt get it. even if people are not directly evil, they have big incentives that cloud their judgement. no one gets paid out if a vtuber has a good life.
I am really happy she reconnected with journalist friend. random thought of the day

>>102241371
They must have gotten bored already. They ran out of stuff to say about the Oblivion nothing burger. Now there trying to start stuff with her being sick

>>102246481
it's pretty bad, entertainment in general is bad mixed with internet degeneracy and mental illness. I think that's why Lumi tries to collab as much as she can, and hang out with the girls too to try and bring each other together
>>102246518
they didn't get bored, they got horny

>>102246175
I didn't notice, that is so forward of her.

>>102246629
she has unironically always been a light in the dark. I didnt believe it at first and probably wouldnt have stuck around since vtubing is so degenerate and actively reduces the skills of the people who watch it. But pcg wasnt a great place to maintain certain skills without risk of ending up on the wrong side of a warrant. And it turned out she really is. every single time, every single drama. always vindicated.
But we all saw what happened recently. I dont know how much longer someone can focus on cheerleading the other girls when she has zero support systems that are both reliable and knowledgable. I hope she keeps hanging out and sharing with her real life friends. theyre the only people with no skin in the game but are also smart/wise enough to help.

>>102246768
if it really was her, then that was really fun. This is schizo and based only off pcg's impressions so probably also retarded. still.. I have a feeling she either swaps places with dizzy and use each other for ego posting, or that dizzy pops by occasionally to help oxidize some gosling posts.

>>102246807
I hope so too, seems like she wants to at least

>>102247007
journalist friend was probably right about everything but lumi is so submissive. it took a month before she was willing to tell chat they had sort of been making her stupid and that she appreciated getting oneguyed into doing something about it. I bet she shared the results of her convo with her phase circles and I also bet a counter narrative started dripping into her ear within hours.
she talks to journalist friend once a year.
unless she realizes that anyone who says not to trust journo friend and sugarbaby roommate (her two real world friends that are as smart as she is but mentally healthy enough to use that smart offensively) is a friendly crab in a bucket rather than an actual friend, it wont end well

are we allowed to watch miia and clio or will lumi sperg out?

>>102248906
its fine, it gives her something to needle chat with

>>102249128
I dont think she is needling. she streams long enough to get parasocial. I bet she has loyalty bots

>>102248906
she might get jealous but she would understand and wouldn't hold it against you
she would rather you watched her friends than her enemies anyways

>>102249339
it is hard to oshi someone who doesnt care about employed americans. fuck it, if she cares at all she probably assumes alts. may as well get some milage out of it.

it just isnt the same

>lumi waking up horny in the morning
>wake you up with a blowjob
>cum but she keep sucking lightly
>stream time rolls around and she walks over to start stream leaving you drained

>>102250635
Yes, we know, Starbro has it made.

you anons either really love lumi or used to love her to make her own general. I don't care really I just want to post, imagine lumi giving you a bj going slllurp sluuurrp schllaaa huff huuuf haaaaaa sluuuurppp haaaa

>>102234986
No she's more of a missionary, leglock whole staring at your eyes and when you cum she does the thing with her lips where it's like she wants to kiss so you can French kiss while you cum at the same time. Best feeling in the world by the way.

do you anons think she wears a nighty or a dirty old shirt when she sleeps, like one full of holes like her mom's, which is erotic

I think lumi is way better at this than you are anons
>>102250780
I'll always be rooting for her, if that is what you mean.

>>102250635
Do you think lumi writes these posts down for her smut book or is it lumi seeing how people react to her deepest feelings?

>>102251617
Is Lumi the incestfag?

>>102251617
no. theyre too esl and not lumi specific enough.
>>102252328
she better not be. much more likely to be an anti. lumi isnt in to younger guys. she wants to be a princess slave that some chad comes and rescues.
For the sake of whatever love God still has for us, I cant wait til we gaslight her into being happy again so she can ghost us all and find a nice husband. Hell I lie the same way lumi lies, nothing important, but give the information ahe has, she should not trust any of us. we live in a world where chatters get schizos.. it needs to end

a haunting thought occurs. who is the only one who would benefit from the incest posts? Christ I hope I am wrong but.. it is stuck in my head now

>>102252558
me

I want lumi to bring the mood down again where everyone goes silent from her overbearing competitiveness. you knows she's insufferable at home, telling you to clean this and that and grab these groceries and butcher meat.

>>102252863
what? I like it when she goes into overdrive. it's adorable. when she was playing with the other girls, mech break with the other girls, she was trying to make us proud.
that sponsorship was wonderful. lumi surprise guerillas give me soft feelings

>>102253280
>dizzy quits
>pippa goes radio silent
>lumi asking chat if she's too much

>>102252505
>she better not be
In my hearts of hearts, Lumi is the incestfags

>>102253341
she asked that because of one comment she read and wouldnt have been made if anyone knew she was still reading. dizzy quit because she sucked and had more fun shit posting. pippa was quiet because she locked in. the only person she might have been mean to was shiina and that was a legitimate autism moment that would be very uncharitable for shiina to get upset by. meanwhile it was fucking adorable. one day you will know a woman in real life who wants to fight for you because they care about what you think of them. be humbled not a faggot

>>102251443
She wears one of sunbrocean's shirts.

Lumi needs to have babies and soon

>>102254314
With me specifically

>>102254314
she is going to make it. I made a drunken boast to a collegue 6 months ago and I am not going to lose

why does lumi have to be emotional herione, especially with her creative youtube streams

>>102255149
Maybe your'e lonely and don't get any sex.

>>102255149
Heroin* Dumb ass.

well lumi is still seething. next time

is this pro-lumi or anit-lumi thread?

one day. just for lumi. I am going to grab her. not in the open where she can be seen. in her apartment building where I can pay for the tapes. there is a woman lumi hates who lives near her. She will take the money to let me hide. I will put benzos in her water. she will forget. the building manager will look the other way when I give her felon son a job and turn off the cameras.
when lumi comes home from the grocery store she will have her keys ready because she is so afraid. I will kick her through the door when she inserts the key and twists. I will kick her through the door. she will notice and reach for her panic button (phone whatever) and scream. my knee will be on the small of her back and my fist on her head 3 times before she can respond.
I close the door. I lock it. I drag her phone away from her. she cries. she knows what will happen. I lightly smack her face. She is so scared I can feel it.
I hold hee down and go for the bra she doesnt wear becauae of her weird nipples. I whisper my name in her ear. she tenses up even more. I almost kiss her. I dont.
I stand up. She is still trembling. she cant move.
I write her a note. she has no idea how lucky she is. not because of what I did. or what I will do. because she doesnt know.
I look her in the face. I tell her I am sorry. I am. The note tells her why it makes me sad.
I leave. I know she knows. It makes me sad. I know she will finally be gone next time I tune in. it hurts. it makes me happy.

>>102257010
Pro-Lumi thread. We’re all praying for her success and getting together with starbro.

>>102252505
>lumi isnt in to younger guys
She's probably OK with a year or 2 younger guy. At the ripe age of 29-31 you can't be too picky anymore

>>102257192
Stop the erp sunbro, very autistic

>>102252505
>lumi isnt in to younger guys
Lumi is just trying to off the evidence

>>102257920
You need to let go of your hate of Sunbro

>>102258689
What movie are you gonna put on tomorrow, OCBM?

>>102258918
Anon this is unhealthy

>>102258929
Ocbm im trying to be healthy and well rested for your movie night. I cant wait to hang out with you sunbro and you of course I wouldnt forget you.

Are we trying to gaslit Lumi into thinking that her love for her brother is incestuous so she can act on them like a retard or am I missing something

>>102259008
Anon, seek help.

>>102259129
The incest fetish has always been pretty low key, but after she fucked up and revealed her boyfriend/husband the Lumi defense forced kicked it into high gear and started spamming incest constantly to deflect away from the fact that Lumi has a boyfriend/husband.

>>102257612
Lumi is a classy lady, she can easily get a man who meets her needs if she applies herself

>>102259497
Yeah, but Lumi has a subconscious desire for younger men.

I still think sunbro is starbro

>>102259350
>The incest fetish has always been pretty low key
As in Lumi said some something sus about her brother that leans into incest or that people here can't fathom that an older sister can care about their younger brother

>>102259664
Lumi saying sus things

>>102259948
Lumi's not sus, she is just older than him and takes on a more motherly role than many older sisters, which people interpret as incest

>>102260030
Older than him, yet is willing to take beating from him.

Lumi is going to cook soon

>>102260406
soon

>>102260509
I can't wait to see how she sustains herself with only 400 calories a day

>>102260537
She doesn't really only eat 400 calories, right? She would be skeletal.

fuck today is her anniversary week isnt it? reeeeee. that we means we have to find an excuse to come watch her. God damn it. sleep is for the week I guess

>>102159981 (OP)
She owes me a rimjob

>>102260836
You have to stay strong SunBro.

>>102260771
she feeds off of our love
>>102260935
if you ever compare me to that retard again I will find you and I will turn your ass into something even a fucking starknight wont touch

>>102260895
You owe her a rimjob

>>102260771
Lumi likes to cook, she just punishes herself later
she has been trying to eat more though

>>102260978
At this point SunbrOcean is the only one who actually likes Lumi anymore. She should just re-name her fans from Gumis to Sunbros.

>>102261029
Why does she punish herself?

>>102261029
Good thing she's got her husband to eat all that food she cooks.
>2 pizzas

>>102261113
wtf are you on about you stupid faggot

>>102261193
because she likes it too much and it makes her feel fat
>>102261253
why can't it be me

>>102261306
>because she likes it too much and it makes her feel fat
Starbro really needs to save her

>>102260978
Big bad gumi. Very threatening.

>>102261377
you're so fucking bad at this. lumi is a fucking saint for never giving up on you. keep rapebaiting faggot

>>102261003
nugging an anti and using it for rimjobs? would you castrate or nah?

Does Lumi have a sweaty asshole?

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