/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - DONT SELL Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.
This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.
https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.
Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI5UGWBcz2Y
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)
Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/
Previous Thread:
>>101734768
IM NOT FUCKING SELLING!
Because I'm already down way too much
rope
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something divegrass this way comes
>>102199056
john wick starting soon in cytube!
>>102204526thanks for the show!
lets watch 2!
when's honse racing bets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L26kMvrQywQ
GOOD MORNING /NASFAQG/
Coffee is ready in the break room so grab a cup and then get back to trading.
help
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honk
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Lord of the Board 4: Group A.
Group A
>/fig/
>/hfz/
>/jong/
>/nasfaqg/
>/tactical/
>/vt/uber Drawthread
>/vtwbg/
>/ybc/
>>102245730If /tactical/ are anything like the divegrass team, we got this
>>102259372oh yeah they suck.
but at least their caretaker is very handsome so there's that.
great deal on Watama coin
>koyolabo not quite moon trip thank you(ไน) sale!
we made 9! 0% fee to celebrate! today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! lets go further beyond!
-koyolabo
>>102277982good night sweet prince
>week 94! summertime! mofukoyo series! thank ไน for your support! horses everywhere! lets go even higher! switchless koyo STILL?!?! WAOOO! current value: $9,727,136,999,264.66 current price: $3,960,398.42 current volume: 2,427,601 last payout per share: $55,568.69 today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! 54 is koyo! koyolabo anime mornings! Concret revolution s2 ends this week! today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! wao!!! -koyolabo (แก โขอ ยทฬซ โขอ แก)๏พ
-koyolabo weekly investor report!
>>102282531thanks for the investor report!
huh thats what my ex called me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAV3gN5n6Ik
>>102297456Haachama is this cute?!?
Early Ruka stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8te9D0pIc8
>>102308113ANON WAKE UP
WE'RE GIVING UP
>>102304043I need this dork
hmmm
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eh 10 maji?
konkoyo!
its time once more for the very rare very special koyote report!
todays edition: eat your veggies and seafood!
fauna, sakamata: COLLAPSED! WENT TO 0! SO DOWN <- buybuybuybuy! she will go to at least 100k! probably!
everything else seems around normalish!
ui so high! hololive too! uis new songs and videos are big bangers! wao!
koyo, nerissa, marine, watame so low! buybuybuybuy!
guwwa seems stable at around 200k!
pekora so high! sellsell!
all the id girls looking ready to trade!
overall today looks like the best day to buy koyolabo!
this concludes todays very rare very special koyote report! waoooo!
uuuuuuuuu Orca is down again
>>102319045thanks for the special report!
Divegrass Friendlies next week!
Morning Karaoke with Ruka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hfIQoS47Qg
>>102336319ANON WAKE UP! HORSES!
>>102340666Checked, Satan
Pekora stream bringing in crazy numbers
Ohh lots of red and lots of green
taxes
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aaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiii trades stuck on Pending
>>102349161nevermind; false alarm
last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo
I'll be out of the office for some time.
There's milk and donuts in the breakroom so help yourselves.
>>102354784The milk is sour and the doughnuts are moldy
>>102363186hey man times have been tough ok
stare
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![Dawn of the Final Day [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F2xznzi.mp3]](/thumb/vt/1750426132563712.png)
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $3,502,043.11, a change of -0.46% from yesterday's Starting Liquid.
Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 42):
>Pekora :: $143,755.66 [90.55% over Avg]
>Gigi :: $22,893.60 [15.25% over Avg]
>Kanade :: $22,017.53 [60.28% over Avg]
>Koseki :: $21,412.42 [11.36% over Avg]
>Shiori :: $17,371.95 [38.24% over Avg]
>Goldbullet :: $14,082.91 [65.67% over Avg]
>Fubuki :: $10,799.10 [70.94% over Avg]
>Reine :: $9,960.29 [34.35% over Avg]
>Ayame :: $9,953.94 [10.97% under Avg]
>Nachoneko :: $9,842.02 [125.34% over Avg]
Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 60):
>Miko :: -$307,605.23 [42.70% under Avg]
>Mio :: -$137,292.94 [40.36% under Avg]
>IRyS :: -$91,368.67 [72.25% under Avg]
>Matsuri :: -$27,133.17 [1.46% under Avg]
>Rexford :: -$26,801.96 [14.74% under Avg]
>Cecilia :: -$17,560.90 [15.41% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$16,501.19 [49.98% under Avg]
>Raora :: -$13,907.13 [16.21% under Avg]
>Nerissa :: -$8,691.72 [27.53% under Avg]
>Hololive :: -$8,286.34 [1.79% under Avg]
Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Chloe :: 220.75%
>Fauna :: 150.85%
>Marine :: 19.64%
>Kanata :: 14.48%
>Okayu :: 11.70%
>AZKi :: 11.68%
>Miko :: 9.60%
>Suisei :: 8.57%
>Koyori :: 7.49%
>Watame :: 7.18%
Overall Average Adjustment is -$3,581.56
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,383.67
Average Downward Adjustment is -$11,748.31
Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, Pekora, and Rushia.
Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Chloe and Fauna.
Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you have 89 Cycles left.
>>102372917Thanks for the review!
Concrete Revolutio ends tonight!
Koyolabo Anime NIght keeps on truckin along. After Concrete Revolutio we will take a one week break to watch an anime movie (or two), and then start up Thunderbolt Fantasy.
We start at our normal time of 1 hour after Fund Adjustments.
https://youtu.be/foydX8o3mFU
aki limited edition karaoke brought to you by koyolabo and aki love!
>>102375080Can we watch the Macross Frontier movie?
>>102376957Thirding!
>>102376932Such a good utawaku, too bad Aki's throat can't handle regular singing or I'd be a very happy apple knight
last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo
Wao's open.
Anime starts in 5(ish) minutes
>>102390641w..wake up the divs...
>>102390641ANON WAKE UP
DIVS
![1613523071539 [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fms7tr6.mp3]](/thumb/vt/1752909787537529.jpg)
Like a spark from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.
This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $118,176.60.
This week's Dividend Pool is -6.05% lower last week's pool.
The average payout this week is $1,114.87 per coin, which is -1.49% under the all-time average of $1,131.70.
35 coins were over the Average Payout this week.
Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Suisei :: -$7,519.81 :: -83.20%
>Marine :: -$6,456.00 :: -64.57%
>Calliope :: $4,235.86 :: 495.85%
>Miko :: $3,167.30 :: 378.07%
>Lui :: -$2,038.15 :: -83.87%
Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Kaoru :: $0.00 :: 0.00%
>Civia :: -$0.31 :: -2.38%
>Dezmond :: -$0.37 :: -0.68%
>Oga :: -$0.39 :: -0.63%
>Rushia :: -$1.50 :: -0.44%
Overall Average Dividend Change was -$73.19
Average Dividend Increase was $444.83
Average Dividend Decrease was -$611.52
Top 5 Most Unstable Dividend Payouts:
>Riona :: $624.10 & 100.7% Over Average
>Haato :: $653.62 & 76.3% Over Average
>Calliope :: $2,186.75 & 75.3% Over Average
>Flare :: -$1,097.55 & -75.0% Under Average
>Lui :: -$1,148.17 & -74.6% Under Average
The Following Coins all had a Dividend Payout of less than 1% from their 4-week Average:
>Shien, Mumei, Altare, Kanade, Botan, Dezmond, Sana, Rushia.
Overall Market Shift from Mean was -$09.90.
Average Dividend Spike was $294.41.
Average Dividend Dive was -$371.27.
This week's dividends set an all-time low record for Fauna, Flare, Lui, and Raora.
Hope everyone got the dividends they expected this weekend.
>>102396899thanks for the dividend review!
![84471352_p1_master1200 [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F8e5zqy.mp3]](/thumb/vt/1752930558177416.jpg)
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $3,699,894.97, a change of 5.65% from yesterday's Starting Liquid.
Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 29):
>Suisei :: $145,673.49 [229.80% over Avg]
>Baelz :: $103,277.58 [243.73% over Avg]
>Lui :: $97,232.10 [231.32% over Avg]
>Aki :: $85,088.50 [96.94% over Avg]
>Ina'nis :: $57,304.14 [26.94% under Avg]
>Nana :: $51,395.86 [17.50% over Avg]
>Pochimaru :: $46,807.77 [125.81% over Avg]
>Ui :: $43,933.58 [36.85% over Avg]
>AZKi :: $42,777.64 [45.68% over Avg]
>Ayamy :: $38,727.96 [22.37% over Avg]
Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 73):
>Pekora :: -$60,521.00 [46.29% over Avg]
>Kovalskia :: -$32,326.96 [11.93% under Avg]
>Shiori :: -$31,795.47 [10.32% under Avg]
>Octavio :: -$31,570.12 [20.02% under Avg]
>Subaru :: -$31,379.22 [33.76% under Avg]
>Reine :: -$22,370.56 [5.68% over Avg]
>Gigi :: -$20,674.64 [16.02% under Avg]
>Ririka :: -$20,303.49 [57.19% under Avg]
>Iroha :: -$15,480.73 [40.00% under Avg]
>Koseki :: -$14,214.30 [2.92% under Avg]
Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Chloe :: 159.59%
>Fauna :: 120.38%
>Marine :: 12.85%
>Kanata :: 8.27%
>Koyori :: 7.52%
>Okayu :: 7.37%
>Iroha :: 6.85%
>Miko :: 6.51%
>Lamy :: 6.16%
>Watame :: 6.16%
Overall Average Adjustment is $2,956.24
Average Upward Adjustment is $24,291.87
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,862.49
Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.
Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and Sui-chan wa....
WAOOOOO! KOYOLABO STELLAR MOONTRIP SALE!
0% fee! look at the comet go! it had been a while!
today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!
-koyolabo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZaWERcbaI
>>102400933Thanks for the review!
>>102413955no idea i thought we were doing john wick 2 today
>>102413955movies are over
>>102423836ANON WAKE UP
HAWK TOWA
>>102423836ANON WAKE UP, LOOK
lmao. MP4/WEBM won't upload anymore
ok this time the trades are stuck on Pending for real
>>102431095ok but where divs?
![84471352_p13_master1200 [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fbzmrl2.flac]](/thumb/vt/1752153551487416.jpg)
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $3,643,094.86, a change of -1.54% from yesterday's Starting Liquid.
Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 27):
>Sora :: $201,899.86 [446.01% over Avg]
>Kiara :: $190,396.14 [223.81% over Avg]
>Kanata :: $44,908.84 [99.18% over Avg]
>Marine :: $43,418.97 [176.66% over Avg]
>Pochimaru :: $22,894.40 [184.69% over Avg]
>Korone :: $19,961.88 [79.98% over Avg]
>Elizabeth :: $12,556.27 [71.03% over Avg]
>Roberu :: $8,122.28 [38.45% over Avg]
>Matsuri :: $5,451.87 [6.06% over Avg]
>La+ :: $5,158.89 [25.00% over Avg]
Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 75):
>Suisei :: -$213,570.44 [65.56% under Avg]
>Lui :: -$135,141.29 [60.75% under Avg]
>Baelz :: -$129,097.58 [12.55% over Avg]
>Aki :: -$84,780.10 [11.85% over Avg]
>Nana :: -$69,607.66 [53.75% under Avg]
>Fubuki :: -$69,457.97 [28.29% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$65,195.05 [70.50% under Avg]
>Calliope :: -$52,390.79 [65.95% under Avg]
>Watame :: -$37,877.62 [70.20% under Avg]
>Risu :: -$30,216.94 [18.48% under Avg]
Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Chloe :: 131.12%
>Fauna :: 107.88%
>Suisei :: 21.17%
>Watame :: 19.50%
>Calliope :: 15.71%
>AZKi :: 15.51%
>Lui :: 8.41%
>Koyori :: 6.55%
>Marine :: 6.42%
>Okayu :: 5.90%
Overall Average Adjustment is -$6,014.44
Average Upward Adjustment is $20,839.80
Average Downward Adjustment is -$15,654.43
Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.
Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and nun, nun.....
>>102430467I didn't notice it
>>102431196awareness of this get was brought to you by koyolabo!
-koyolabo "the gets you didnt know you had"
koyolabo news roundup!
https://youtu.be/XBVzVXBR4k4
big news! big live new mv, huge guests! maybe koyo? new costume?!? big moontrip?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6KPVGPuKUM&list=RDv6KPVGPuKUM&start_radio=1
new cat jellyfish debut! familiar somehow?!?
shadoba everywhere! shadoba is like jp horses but horseless and lewder!
WAWA TO THE MOON?!?
choco finally landing!
ไปฅไธ!
-...koyolabo, today too is the best day to buy...
>>102431857When's the best day to buy?
TODAY.
TODAY?
TODAY!
WOAH!
Impromptu (Anime) Movie Night is back!
On the Docket is: Uma Musume: The Beginning of a New Era. We start 1 hour after fund adjustments on the Koyolabo Cytube
(sorry for all the gundam fans that would have wanted me to continue with the second OG Gundam movie)
>>102432044Gundam bros...
>>102432044do i have to have watched something else to watch that? i don't know anything about horses
>>102432929It is completely self contained.
Our Movie starts in 2 minutes
I LOVE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSE
AMT
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AMT
>>102448315ANON WAKE UP
ITS QUIET
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $3,438,146.62, a change of -5.63% from yesterday's Starting Liquid.
Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 24):
>Raden :: $72,404.27 [179.98% over Avg]
>Miko :: $20,166.92 [9.05% over Avg]
>Ollie :: $17,276.63 [35.22% over Avg]
>Kanade :: $9,857.14 [39.73% over Avg]
>Shiori :: $8,560.29 [12.72% over Avg]
>Ruze :: $7,919.09 [65.59% over Avg]
>Aki :: $7,740.11 [18.42% over Avg]
>AZKi :: $7,207.69 [39.20% under Avg]
>Polka :: $5,592.72 [32.48% under Avg]
>Temma :: $3,721.50 [10.02% over Avg]
Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 78):
>Kiara :: -$251,957.05 [58.02% under Avg]
>Sora :: -$220,024.76 [21.40% over Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$179,062.44 [63.19% under Avg]
>Kanata :: -$72,222.43 [76.91% under Avg]
>Cecilia :: -$50,134.33 [65.31% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$44,314.80 [55.76% under Avg]
>Korone :: -$40,493.25 [8.73% under Avg]
>Elizabeth :: -$37,548.38 [39.79% under Avg]
>Pochimaru :: -$36,853.76 [52.98% over Avg]
>Ayamy :: -$28,854.30 [5.01% under Avg]
Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Chloe :: 158.52%
>Fauna :: 116.41%
>Kanata :: 22.33%
>Suisei :: 14.84%
>Watame :: 13.32%
>Koyori :: 10.96%
>Calliope :: 10.95%
>AZKi :: 7.68%
>Lui :: 6.37%
>Marine :: 6.17%
Overall Average Adjustment is -$10,425.80
Average Upward Adjustment is $7,267.86
Average Downward Adjustment is -$15,604.43
Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.
Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
fauna and chloe are still struggling huh
>>102458734thanks for the review!
Going out for a couple hours!
>>102482522Gunrun ran with the money.
Honk would never.
>>102482661AHHH
they shoukda bought koyolabo...
Goodnight and good luck anons!
>>102486083ANON WAKE UP
THE MOUSE IS OUT OF THE HOUSE
>>102486083rest well sweet prince
well what a crazy day for vtubing huh
my stocks in Bae just sky rocketed, what happened?
>>102494464did she release a new music video?
Do I buy, sell, or hold fauna
>>102495938coin crashed with the orca. buy now?
>>102495938buy fauna! and koyolabo! todays the best day!
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