>sir, another cucking yab has hit phase connect (again)

>>102208536 (OP)
?

let's hear it

they like it

*le sigh* what happened this time?

>>102203143
lumi again

>>102208694
i think it's just jelly again, another BF comfirmation

>>102208536 (OP)
Sure, let me act surprised

>>102208536 (OP)
qrd?

>>102208610
>>102208694
>>102208874
>>102209321

Lumi has finally got caught up in her lies and outed herself
Jelly's ex is posting in /pcg/ exposing her as a whore

>>102212360
outed herself as what though

>>102208536 (OP)
It’s another day that ends in a Y

>>102208722
What, she lied about someone visiting? I don't get it

>>102212360
Explain nigger so we can spread the funny word

>>102214391
She pretended to be sick on Valentine's this year to get out of streaming, and pulled her friend Dizzy into it to provide an alibi. They both pretended that Dizzy drove all the way to Lumi's house from Canada to take care of her over Valentine's weekend. Today Lumi proudly announced how good her opsec is by saying nobody in Phase knows where she lives.

>>102208536 (OP)
sigh brb buying cooking ingredients

HoloID deflection thread

>Phase Yabs
Is this what we have been reduced to... trying to pretend like Phase Yabs matter...

>>102208536 (OP)

>>102208722
>>102216190
So tired of this whore tainting the image of boyfriend connect

>>102216010
Lumi: >>102216190
Jelly: https://www.youtube.com/live/FN92p6VAWOw

>>102216284
Jelly bros our response? We thought it's only a joke about the song, what's our next cope? Did she lie just to grift us? Are all her words lies?

They would have gotten away scotfree if they didn’t lean hard on the lonely femcel bit for donations. It’s weird that there’s few outright friendly slut/gyaru chuubas, it would make it hard to be taken down by these kinds of yabs.

>>102208694
Lumi has a boyfriend (we already knew this though from a previous yab). Jelly has had at least 2 previous boyfriends (it was already speculated that Jelly has had a boyfriend before but this unequivocally proved it).

>>102216190
why would she lie about that, i dont get it

>>102216284
honestly not hearing any similarities in voices myself.

>>102219435
The lie was when they had Dizzy cover for Lumi for Valentine's day by saying Dizzy visited her. Lumi is saying nobody at Phase knows where she lives, which contradicts Dizzy having visited her. Which means Dizzy never visited her.

>>102219470
The tone is a bit different but the way she talks is spot on. Vtubers change their voice all the time and this was like 5 years ago when Jelly was younger so it could just be because of the age difference.

>>102219492
oh, lmao. Still weak, i thought you were saying someone found her old facebook or something

>>102219544
i could by the age difference possibly, but the mannerisms still arent clicking for me at least.
she wasn't trying to explode my ears every 5 seconds for one lol.

the lumi one has waaay more bite.

>>102219279
I would've been more surprised if Jelly hasn't had a BF before honestly.
>>102219544
I can kind of hear it, it's definitely just a difference in age and quality of mic probably. Also I looked at the community post from that channel and Reichuu just straight up brings up her PL. The drawing is also very similar to her artstyle as well.

>>102219630
From the dude's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0w-4dfsDgM

Compare that to an early video on Moon Jelly's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJZ8XLcLvM

My mind says they sound like the same person.

>>102220031

>phase connect constantly getting doxxed.
This is what Pippa gets for pandering to TVA and kiwifarms.

>>102208722
anon, you know what it's said about women when they're caught lying, for every lie there are hundreds behind.

>>102220413
funnily enough the moonjelly ones sounds less like jelly than the cloudier one.
by a solid bit honestly. compared it to some of her current jelly music and the match was much closer (vod and music video both). still feels off but probably her.
think i just forgot how different her singing voice is from her usual voice, and guess she just used to *always* try and talk in that tone, or something.

Wow. Vtubers "lied" and said they don't have boy friends and it turns out that they might actually have boyfriends? Say it ain't so! Who could have guessed?
In unrelated news water is wet.

>>102216166
What happened to HoloID?

>>102219279
i dont get it, both these girls said they never had a boyfriend?

>has ex-boyfriends
>none have released the nudes
I see why she left them, they're a bunch of faggots

>>102221737
>none have released the nudes
You know that's illegal, right?

>>102221163
Nice phasecuck cope

>>102208536 (OP)
one of the funniest thing about unicorn holobronies is that there is ZERO DOUBT in their broken minds that everyone else will also lose their shit if the chuuba they watch has a boyfriend

>>102208722
Isn't Dizzy in Canada?
Do you know how much of a fucking hassle it is to get into the States these days?
The lie is fucking hilariously bad.

>>102222500
This wouldn't really be a problem if they just didn't pretend to be femcels when they clearly aren't

>>102208536 (OP)
Twice in 1 day, wooweeee, let's get a triple.

>>102222500

>>102221163
Maybe you shouldn't lied and goad everyone with "wooo me, im just a lonely femcel who have never hold any boys hand and will die alone" and people won't put you under a microscope.

>>102222500
Sry phasecuck, this is a ligboard now.

>>102222500
>Aslong as it upsets the fans of the more popular corpo I'm proud to be a cuck

>>102216284
why would you go out of your way to lie about dizzy coming over when you could just say you're sick and no one is coming over?

>>102216284
Wait this guy in the comments is a Phasefag

so yet another nothingburger. color me shocked

>>102224569
It's a fucking Lia cuck KEK (don't know her fanbase name)

>>102208536 (OP)
us phaseGODS are looking forward to the official ntr voicepacks

>>102224569
phasefags (the kiwifags more specifically) dox their own chuubas too
they dox them and post their roommates and talk about their bfs but still keep supporting them, it's weird

>>102222500
>holobronies
Are the holobronies in the room with us right now?

>>102225238
You can thank the inbred rat (Pippa) for that

>>102225238
Why Kiwinigger act like Chink?

If you dont like them just dont watch them.
Its literally that easy.

>>102225397
But rabbits are not rodents

>>102224549
Because she was "sick" on Valentine's day (out with her bf) and git Dizzy to co-sign her lie by saying Dizzy came over to nurse her, then forgot about it later, leading to the clip saying Dizzy has never been to her house.

>>102219470
It's the same person, even confirmed by being followed by jelly's editor.

>>102226055
he follows many more people, jelly really gets around, 300 ex boyfriends

>>102226091
Anon, stop coping. It's a literal who account, who is suspiciously followed by her editor, jelly herself, and her producer.

Vtubers are disgusting. They suck at video games and are all liars

>>102226134
>they suck at video games
Literally Hitler except bad

>>102226105
niche literal who account? kinda like this one? jelly is a whore who sleeps with 300 men, your cuck fantasy doesnt work here as giga whores dont have any emotional attachment

>>102226171
>kinda like this one
Who isn't also followed by jelly herself and her producer, read, anon, read.

>>102226179
why would they be in touch with 300 other dudes, you only found a small group of mutuals in a much bigger web of 300 friends with benefits she fucks one for every day in the year, so fucking shortsighted

>>102216172
>phaseniggers spam the board talking about how other corpos are dead and how the board belongs to them now
>get half as much scrutini as other corpos and instantly start crying

>>102226244
>>get half as much scrutini as other corpos
phase connect fans are constantly posting about being cucked, its all they think about

you know lumi if your going to have a boyfriend your should at least try to stay loyal to him not become another rushia

A genuine ntr chuuba who made that the focus of her content would be hot desu

I don't get it. Why are people bothered by girls giving you what you want? They're funny girls pretending to not have a life outside of streaming, which is unrealistic to begin with.

Just enjoy the fantasy you retards. Every vtuber has a boyfriend and will be dicked behind the screen at night.

>>102226444
Always the HoloID posters ready to embrace cuckoldry the fastest. Respect for knowing what you like.

>>102226455
Thank you! Just telling how it is brother.

>>102226444
you speak the truth brother spread the gospel to this virgin unicorn incels ... maybe they will learn to enjoy vtubers for what they are not what they pretend they are a vtuber will never be your girlffriend they are just entertainers at the end of the day

>>102226455
The funniest part is that Risu is someone who explicitly said "stop comparing vtubers to wrestling, our personas aren't fake"

But of course an avatartranny like him wouldn't know about that.

>>102225594
>saying this crap on /vt/ of all places
lmao

>>102226626
>"aren't fake"
nta, what about Kiara's voice being different and her personality being far louder, more hyperactive and aggressively sexualized than her roommate? Not to say she isn't honest or doesn't share her real feelings with KFP, but there is definitely a character being played that is distinct from the real woman behind the model.

>>102208536 (OP)
lol

>>102208694
The epic virgin introvert Kaneko Lumi tripped up on her own lies. Again.

>>102219435
She forgot she had Dizzy cover for her.

>>102220561
>doxed

it's just what they themselves said on stream just like with the previous lumi yab when she louded her bf's character in the game how can you ignore it at this point.

>>102227330
>shitposter stuck in 2021

>>102208722
gumis get what they deserve

>>102208722
so she lied about a co-worker not visiting her?
Why is this such a big deal? Lying is disgusting, but surely not on the level of a cuck yab

>>102228612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjp7egHIYwE&t=6789s

It was just 30 minutes of lockpicking, no lies, not even kidding.

2:09:30 - https://gofile.io/d/KmamcI
https://files.catbox.moe/ts8efq.mp4

Bonus
https://files.catbox.moe/4noy0d.mp4

>>102216077
Kek, how do you fuck that up so badly. This is why you don't give women shit because they GLOAT at how fucking retarded simps are.

So did she admit to fucking her retarded brother?

>>102226626
>>102226455

Its called "an image board" you newfags. And these are called reaction images.
People under 16 shouldnt be on this board jesus christ.

>>102224478
Does Lumi do this?

It's so fucking dumb that unicorns know, they all know, and yet it's crucially important to them that these women they obsess over go above and beyond to hide the thing they know, while they constantly look for things that remind them of the thing they already know.

>>102222500
I know, right?
The place that gave birth to fucking Rushia and hires muslim girls

>>102229691
You seem to be under the impression that tva and unicorns are the same people

>>102216284
double grim episode today

>>102229592
>as he posts an image with no relation to his post
>the only connection it being another risu
yeah sure

>>102220561
Most doxxing has happened from here, btw.
>>102221737
>Doesn't want to get into legal trouble
Just because you wanna fap to vtubers doesn't mean everyone is a retard like you.

>>102229691
Oh yeah Fauna etc. famously lost all their fans because doxshit says they have boyfriends
Oh wait, nobody actually gave a fuck and it never affected their numbers in any way.

The difference is that phasewhores straight up lie and claim they have no bf and are totally lonely femcel tradwifes. Then you cope with "L-LYING IS OKAY BECAUSE THEY'RE P-PLAYING A CHARACTER" while you masturbate in the cuck chair. Weird how nobody outside of this cuck corp actually engages in this extreme ludicrous level of lying and fake personalities though.

>>102229915
>The difference is that phasewhores straight up lie and claim they have no bf and are totally lonely femcel tradwifes
What about Moona?

I don't get why people are mad. I'd happily watch my oshi get fucked by a big black guy.

>>102230030
You mean the girl that straight up told her viewers to not be unicorns? When has she ever pretended to be single?

>>102224595
Like clockwork majority of shit stirrers and dramafags spamming the catalog with crap are Phasecucks. Lashing out because their livers are cucking them 24/7.

>>102229915
>Mori & Connor

>>102230090
Not even the Mori antis thought that was an actual cuck situation, it was because Connor was an outspoken holo-anti

>>102230121
>Ollie as a whole

>>102230069
>When has she ever pretended to be single?
>my brother
>my brother
>my brother
>my boy- I mean brother pretend you didn't hear that

>>102230121
>Connor was an outspoken holo-anti
no he wasnt

>>102216190
these phase bitches get so comfortable

>>102230398
he spoke outloud anti-ing hololive

>>102229297
It's the fact it was over Valentine's Day. You know, that day that traditionally couples spend time together to do something special.

>>102230121
because hes jealous of how much less they have to try compared to him hes ripping off mr beast left and right now to maintain relevancy what a life

>>102230467
And cucking Mori Calliope of Hololive with Ironmouse of Vshojo
What a chad

>>102221783
only in your gay country

>>102230492
>fanboying a man and masturbating to the idea of him fucking a vtuber
Phasecuck moment

>>102222500
mentioned hololive unprompted award

>>102230884
>>102230933
>

>>102222756
It's still easy as fuck to enter, what are you talking about?

>>102230948
This is a thread about Phase Connect

>>102230990
>

uh oh, cuckold melty

>>102230948
Nobody cares about honorary phasewhores

>>102224595
>it was phasecucks all along
grim

>>102231291
>

It’s not looking good phasecucks…

>>102222756
>Do you know how much of a fucking hassle it is to get into the States these days?
You get a passport and go through the border. Thats it
t. Leaf

>>102229395
Somehow it feels very deserving that its Lumi of all people that's the worst.

>>102216284
Qrd of the video? I'm banned from YouTube and can't open it without VPN or my other account gets fucked but the VPN is down and have to wait 20 min

>>102233055
How did you get banned by Youtube??

>>102208536 (OP)
please get muyu and remi out of this shit company

>>102229395
Her voice changed

>>102233220
It was a couple of months ago, I said that indians use nepotism and once in a position of power they fire all non indians to hire their own, and my comment got reposted on a subreddit if I remember correctly south asian masculinity or something like this, and a couple of days later I got an email saying that I got banned for harassment and apparently YouTube bans are lifelong and now I have to change phone, number and email anyway can you give me a qrd pls?

>>102230064
Go back on gif

>>102224595
You're telling me this shitter fanbase is a gura/saba anti too, fucking shit.

>>102233398
https://files.catbox.moe/wg0d43.mp4

>>102234103
oof

>>102208536 (OP)
I don't care if a streamer I don't watch has a boyfriend and I'm tired of pretending I do

Wild that Lumi even still has fans at this point. That's MULTIPLE lies she got caught on.

>>102208536 (OP)
I don't really watch Lumi, I find her kind of annoying.
If he's Jelly's ex that's understandable, but otherwise it would be kind of depressing since you could probably find clips of her lying about that on stream. What brings it up now?

>>102234326
Almost like aside from schizos here nobody cares, hmm, no, can't be.

>>102216284
Jelly has been posting on twitter (personal) about being single and how much it sucks, she is a femcel now

>>102234813
The only people who complain about being single are people who at one point were not single or people who are actively trying to not be single. Complaining about being single is a red flag. Thinking about that one compilation of youtube comments that gets reposted where one vtuber is talking about how being single sucks and then retards on /vt/ use it as proof she's always been single

>>102234813
didn't she lie about never having held hands with someone?

Women are never single, they're just in-between boyfriends

>>102235642
>Women are never single
False

>>102224595
the hero we all needed

>>102235642
Unless you have no previous experience or are going to die single, those literally mean the same thing retard

>>102235697
>>102235761
You're not really bright

so start calling chuubas out when they play the femcel/lonely virgin card. have tact of course dont be rude but press X to doubt or 555-cmon-now 'em

>>102233277
If a yab about them comes out I don't think my heart will be able to handle it.

>>102229723
>>102229723
what am I supposed to be seeing here?

>>102229691
Why don't the girls just... not lie?
Is it that hard to not lie and to not be romantically involved for the ~5 years you do vtubing?

the only difference between vtubers and egirls is that vtubers don't even show their face on stream

>>102237639
For all the shit vtubers this would be true, yes. That's why I only watch idols.

>>102228655
... no, everything I've said is still true today. Watch streams.

>>102237582
What kind of loser would restrict their life like that just to please a bunch of weirdos?

>>102216284
Wow, Jelly without the smoker's rasp. Crazy.

>>102225397
That's not as much of a thing as people think, last few months most of it came from gumis that think they're figuring out who's messing with them and just shooting in the crowd and from random tards that either get mad their spelling gets corrected or are autistic and use it as their own ritual posts

>>102237711
A lot of people would be willing to trade a few years of being solo and only focusing on their fans for becoming a successful idol and star and millionaire if they do it right.
People do far worse for far less.

>>102237711
So just don't talk about it then? Don't bring up the topic and don't lie.

>>102237711
back in the 50s a lot of hollywood actresses would have contracts forbidding relationships
they agreed because they get rich and famous

>>102237805
You're not becoming a millionaire in Phase.
You can barely do it as a sole job if you're one of the bigger members.

>>102238281
Ok but the least you could ask them to do is to not lie unprompted about things that only come back to bite them in the ass.

>>102238317
Women dumb.

Leave it to phasecucks to try and normalize vtubers being open about they’re whore activities

>>102226444
Just watch anime you imbecile

bump

>>102243617
Seriously?

>>102219279
>2 previous boyfriends
literally a porn star
its ogre

>>102233398
kek the Indians in youtube got ya.

>>102221163
Water isn't wet. Water can't be wet because "wetness" is a metric of liquid saturation. You can't saturate water with a liquid.

If you jumped into the water, you and your clothes would become wet. If you poured water into water, the water you poured and the water you poured into remains the at the same level of saturation.

>>102251562
Water is saturated with itself, so it is always at the same level of absolute wetness

>>102208536 (OP)
qrd?

Bump

>>102216077
>pretended to be sick on Valentine's
kek who's buying this shit in first place

>>102208536 (OP)
must be a day ending in y

>>102208722
oh, i haven't reached this part of phase connect yet

>>102226223
who is this qt

how tf do cucks exist man

>>102208536 (OP)
>>102208874
>NOOOOOO my oshi can't be a normal person with healthy relationships, they have to be friendless, parasocial virgins just like ME!!!
The absolute state of /vt/
And people still refuse to acknowledge that this place is a containment board.

>>102216077
Let's not act like Dizzy was just "pulled into this" to do Lumi a favor, she gave herself an alibi too in the process.

>>102259689
>my oshi can't be a normal person with healthy relationships, they have to be friendless, parasocial virgins just like ME!!!
Yes? Why else would anyone give random girls with anime avatars money for streaming? The tradeoff for having literally the easiest job in the world is that you don't get to have a normal private life.

>>102259689
holy cuck lmao
phasecucks are you all like this loser?

>>102237582
Well, kind of yes. Aside from the impulse to breed being innate, it's not like they don't get lonely or find a need to have a man around. Plus, the wall is absolutely brutal.

Besides, why not have your cake and eat it too. You pretend to be a femcel for a bunch of randos you'll never meet, then on your off time you live a relatively normal life.

>>102237711
When the money comes from those weirdos.

>>102208536 (OP)
Phasefags are too busy begging for talent that people will actually watch.

>>102259981
It's mostly Gumis. Ever since the Oblivion Crisis yab showing everybody Lumi has a boyfriend they've doubled down into the cucking/NTR.

>>102240240

So if I'm understanding right... Lumi doesn't often like sharing personal info; says none of the Phase girls know where she lives, figuring none of them would talk about her.

Dizzy in an unrelated stream says she went to Lumi's house on Vday.

Is there anything more or is this really just a huge false flag?

>>102261318
I don't think you know what a false flag is.

>>102261372
Probably not, but this still feels like a big bag of nothing

>>102229463
>they GLOAT at how fucking retarded simps are.
I see why. They are retarded.

>>102225370
Yeah, they're the ones that replied

>>102259823
>>102259981
Do the world a favour and kill yourselves.
You are literal oxygen thieves who will never contribute anything of value.

>>102222500
I genuinely want to know where the unicorn mindset originated from.
Is it really just autism?

>>102224595
Every. Fucking. Time.

>>102223053
This. Idgaf about relationship status and understand that me being alone is entirely a skill issue. I DON'T want someone I watch to go "oh I understand you it sucks Sadge" then it turns out they get their holes blown out on the regular with 0 effort when I the viewer would have to work to even have a chance at that.

>>102261707
Otherwise know as the "Pipkin Pippa Problem"

Idk why you guys just don’t get a lewd tuber to follow so you know it’s purely transparent they fuck

>>102261707
Yeah this, they have no reason to lie about it and yet they do

>>102261664
It's literally just waifufag-ism. I have no problem with it if it's just with 2D. Like how people who are serious with waifus build shrines, collect every memorabilia and hate on fan art of their wife engaging in NTR and other similar fetishes like gangbang and ryona.
Doing that to vtubers is pretty weird though.

>>102221163
why is lied in quotes here, thats what it is
You can cope and say "oh the character their piloting is a virgin femcel that likes you. You were supposed to know that retard. Its kayfabe" but the fact is they dont have to mention it. Just like the pippa virgin shit, easily proven false and an unforced error. But they do it anyway.

I just dont think its ridiculous to believe what they say until they give a reason to believe theyre lying, like they have now. This is why hololive tries to stop anything close to that kind of talk.
Im saying this as a primarily phase fan anyway|

Like Ember for example. I dont think shes ever said shes a virgin (yes I know), but she does do the "uohhh lonely" baiting which Im more likely to believe cause shes a late 20s woman who still lives with her parents.

>>102208722
KEKW

This shit is always soo wonderfully entertaining. Can't wait for the newfrens itt to learn about muyu's ex, wemi's previous escort career, and ember (still) being a camgirl.
Have fun.

>>102262715
They have every reason to lie about it. Lying about it manipulates their pathetic simp audience into feeling like they're talking to a fellow loser, which results in more dono/supa money for her. It's so rampant and out of control that I believe a vtuber who mentions being a lonely virgin, even on the incredibly slim chance that it's 100% actually real and true, is still shamefully manipulating and taking advantage of her audience.

>>102263087
You cannot join Phase Connect without having a boyfriend or a husband. It's in their contracts. Look for people who applied and got rejected and you'll have a better chance at finding someone single.

>>102262271
what about this thread makes you think that the solution here is "just find a whore"
The whole point of the thread is not liking whores, this is like telling an incel to just buy a hooker, thats not the point.

The point of the thread is "Why are so many of these women just lying whores"

>>102263109
I would agree but the 2 I know of are yuko and Lisa...
So clearly that test needs new metrics.

>>102263087
"Allegedly"

Don't forget every chuuba has a secret manager bf that fucks them every time you tab out of stream

>>102263112
Because they need to stop trying to think women are some pure non having sex havers so best to go get a whore and stop doing gfe.

>>102263087
>2 truths
>1 lie
Oh you are a devious one aren't you?

>>102263193
>Don't forget every chuuba has a secret manager bf that fucks them every time you tab out of stream
Yea that’s me and I’m big and black

>>102263270
https://youtu.be/otI44JUCRAg

Saba is boring

>>102263331
Tabs

>>102263087
I'm not buying the second one, that has to be fake

>>102263314
https://youtu.be/CV7p48af-yw?si=9sutHRuF-cFhLlgE

>>102262998
At least with Ember's past there isn't high expectations, and she's still very likable in spite of it. Like the good old "ho with a heart of gold" trope. That's a lot more than can be said for talents like Lumi and Jelly.

>>102230466
>Valentine's Day
I really don't get how GFE chuubas keep getting this wrong. Surely if you have a boyfriend but your GFE means you need to be active around Valentine's Day to maintain credibility, just have your RL date like a week before or after. Literally no man would care.

>>102263703
They are retarded and want to make zero concessions, they want to eat their cake and have it too.
>I'll just uhhh... say Dizzy is visiting me, yeah, they'll buy that

thats amazing but lets not forget that nijisanji continues to employ sex offenders and psychopaths that have no issue killing their coworkers.

>>102263203
So true xister, I am woman hear me roar, #FreeTheNipple, etc. etc.

>>102263331
You did it wrong phasecuck, you're supposed to post your yab deflection in OTHER threads

Bump

Man, even drama threads move at a glacial pace anymore. The Sharty really fucking did a number on Hiroshima didn't they.
Janny, archive this stale thread. We need room for another fish thread.

>>102264553
People really just don’t care because it’s meaningless

>>102216077
LMAO was she drunk or something when she said noone knows where she lives? Or did she change houses since the valentines thing? Or was it an old timey valentines swinger party with them and their BFs?

>>102261063
they were seething extra deliciously when Kanna joined Glitch Stars

>>102264992
The troon corpo? It will be dead and gone before the end of 2026.

>>102263087
I know about Ember and I'd believe Muyu having an ex
I call fake and gay on Wemi

>>102237711
They don't have to restrict their life like that. They can be free and open about their partners if they want.

The uncomfortable crux is that appealing to those wierdos is an easier route to making income as an entertainer than leaning on being creative, funny or interesting because those 3 other things are much more work and carry much more risk of failure and flopping.

>>102263087
>still
nah she stopped that since vtubing for lonely weebs is more lucrative and easier

>streamer has a boyfriend

>>102264553
Bump

>>102262998
The "playing a character" defense falls flat on its face when every single vtuber drops the lore and persona after a month and starts talking about their roomate personal lives directly on stream because they can't come up with enough fictional in-character anecdote yaps to fill hours and hours of weekly stream time. Sooner or later the VA is forced to drop the act and share themselves as themselves on stream because it's genuinely too fucking difficult to keep up for anyone. And then they get caught in their slip-ups.

This is where vtubers diverge from waifu-ism of 2D fictional characters because those fictional characters are essentially frozen in time with no agency. You can daydream all you want about a fictional character and they will never let the mask slip until the author writes it into existence.

>>102265053
>>102263470
>You'd be amazed by the things you find
>When you go looking

>>102265351
>because they can't come up with enough fictional in-character anecdote yaps to fill hours and hours of weekly stream time
To be honest, no one can. Streams were a mistake, 2017 was the last year of real vtubing

>>102265351
Hot take: 2-3 hours is the maximum length any stream should ever be.

>>102263087
First two are truth, last one is the lie.

>>102265444
For a viewer yes. For a streamer the algo actively rewards longer streams. Twich specifically prefers 4+ hours.

>>102261664
Most people here unironically watch vtubers with the ultimate goal to date them in real life. Because they're in love with streamers. They think its cool and not pathetic and will call you a cuck if you think otherwise

>>102265478
When has "the algo" ever done anything right for humanity?

>>102265365
checked the archive and other websites and you're full of shit

>>102265504
Never.

>>102263087
Muyu having a ex was to be expected, Wemi being an escort sounds like a funny rrat, and Ember quit being a cam girl awhile ago

>>102229395
>if people knew everything about me people would be really sad for some completely different secret reason than what you think
>it would be funny for me
>I want one thing about myself to be found one day in 10 years

She sounds so insufferable and annoying and patronizing I have to wonder why people have been watching her even before the controversies.

>>102259823
Except they do, because you can't monitor what they do off-stream. So they're getting your money and having a normal life. I guess that makes you a sucker.

>>102234262
But you went out of your way to reply to a thread about a streamer you don't watch and post an unrelated image about it?

>>102265802
I used to think her being an evil bitch was just an act, but the more I learn about her the more I understand that its not.

>>102265802
>I have to wonder why people have been watching her even before the controversies.
It's GFE. A very Soviet kind of GFE where everybody knows it's GFE but isn't allowed to say it's GFE wink-wink-nudge-nudge. After the yab a few months ago there were dozens of anons who said pretty much the same thing
>feels like I've broken free of a spell
>wow she's fucking insufferable to watch

>>102265777
>>102265591
>>102265053
>>102263470
Ya got me, #2 was the lie
Cute devil for a reward

>>102266030
Pretty funny watching the Xalamon defense force at work during the past month going from:
>yab is a nothingburger you wont be talking about this in a week
to
>yab doesn't matter, Lumi is not GFE
to now:
>okay shes GFE but you're an incel loser for consuming our product

>>102266030
>Soviet
You just say that because she's orcish

>>102266683
I say it because I read a book called the Captive Mind by Czeslaw Milosz that described life under Soviet rule, and it included a chapter on a metaphorical Murti-Bing Pill that was very similar to George Orwell's doublethink. Takers of the Murti-Bing Pill are able to feel happy that they're not being oppressed or allowed independent thought while simultaneously having more and more freedom stripped away until they develop split personalities or schizophrenia.

Look at /lemon/ and the obsessed schizos who post there, look at /pcg/ where people regularly claim they love Lumi or that Lumi is their wife. NONE of these posters behave that way on stream, or in the Discord if they go there. Everybody knows it's GFE, but they're not allowed to say it's GFE, if anybody says it's GFE they get banned, but she does RP date streams and boyfriend applications, and the split personality of her fans is only able to come out on anonymous 4chan.

>>102221163
I love how people act as if having a BF is an issue. No one cares about a bunch of vtubers dating, if Clara got a BF no one would care because she's a whore. The entire issue is women larping as lonely femcels, to court smpathy from lonely guys who feel somewhat less shit thinking they aren't so alone in the worl and that even girls can struggle like they do.

>>102266040
Not even part of the chain but thanks

>>102227330
Her voice is broken. She does the same voice in all her content now, she's done it so long, so often she's stuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NVVRBVYIdU

>>102265384
>To be honest, no one can. Streams were a mistake, 2017 was the last year of real vtubing
The "I was into X before it was cool/mainstream" LARP is one of the lamest, faggiest ones you can do on the internet.
And as far as arbitrary dates go, 2017 is painfully retarded. Tell me how I know your first osgi was a native English speaker.

>>102268376
>I was into X before it was cool/mainstream
I've never said that, autist-chama

>>102212360
Finally? Isn't this, like, the 3rd time?

>>102208536 (OP)
Yep yep. Every Vtuber has a boyfriend... except my favorite vtuber!! She told me she is a virgin single femcel lonely loser just like me!!!! I will donate 100 dollars to her every stream and she will notice me eventually, and we'll get married!!

>>102259639
screencap from Kamen Rider Fourze, idk asians all look the same

>>102216284
>Literally could've gotten away with all this if the little blue haired SEA girl simply didn't follow her irl account with her vtuber PL
Even a twitter obsessed zoomer teenager could have kept this piss easy opsec intact. How does the phase CEO not have measures to prevent this?

>>102263087
qrd on muyu kind gentleman?

>>102263703
They believe theirs simps are stupid (they are) and would still support them even if controversy arises. They also get off in cucking their fanbase.

Why is it always Phase? Are they doing this on purpose?

>>102270061
It's probably nothing more than the fact that the talents and Fishman have become incredibly complacent. Not only are they one of the few small corpos left, but they survived controversies would have easily sank any other group. Ironically the one thing that some of their talents cant wrap their head around is benefiting from "femcel" GFE while having a BF.

>>102208536 (OP)
another one????