Thread 102213902

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102204034

When did everything go so wrong?

>>102213902 (OP)
that floppy disk but it's my floppy

Guys, remember when some of the main concerns about streaming on Bilibili was that Ved was going to put TOO much exclusive content there and put TOO much work catering to the Chinese-speaking audience, to the neglect of the English-speaking audience? After nearly a year, what a hysterical thing to look back on, in hindsight.

hart~

>>102213944
You know when

>the catgirl has become the new sex icon
oh boy

lobotomizing vedal

Anyone but Mini the whore

>>102214290
Surely someone will be motivated enough to make an edit of this

Evil love!

>>102214302
pedos get excited when they see no breasts, they will remember how old she is soon enough

>>102214331
I keke'd

>>102214305
This will be my final (you) to you, I really like that you post a cute screen cap of Neuro or Evil but, the text is retarded

>>102213944
When you started caring about random whores.

>mini has the best neuroverse 3d model not counting evil
What's her next move?

>>102214361
How old is she, Anon?

>>102213624
https://files.catbox.moe/9upjhb.mp4

>>102214471
She will be the duet for neuro’s next original song.

>>102214537
Cerber...

>>102214537
Rpr won

>>102214361
Thank goodness I only fap to Neuro (2 years old)

>>102214537
Vedal’s future VRChat sessions are going to be insane

>>102214537
NOT A WHORE BTW

>>102214495
24 at the minimum, because of things she mentioned when she started vtubing in 2020

>>102214648
she's a personal whore

>>102214361
NAP but she could be 50 years old and I'd fap to her if she looked like that
>>102214302
Vedal knew the secret 3 years ago

>>102214684
>personal whore
Yeah for everyone in the club

>>102214678
Perfect.

https://youtu.be/lT6QG5rog3U
Mini sexo

>>102214894
based

sexnur (nursex)
https://files.catbox.moe/5f925y.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/h10ahh.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/fwswib.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/102hcr.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/7yflnb.jpg

Vedal pov: https://files.catbox.moe/navbie.mp4

>>102214894
niggas just reposting their discord messages now

>>102214894
Holy based

>>102214860
no wonder mini won.

>>102214860
I'd still fuck the ever loving shit of luna

>>102214933
sex with the nurclone in the back

>>102214933
Nurclones in the background

>>102214860
I actually need to jerk off to her

i'm glad this general is realizing the attractiveness of petite adult woman

>>102215116
seeing the reaction all of the femboy lust starts to make sense

>>102215116
>adult

>>102215116
That archetype is rare in the neuroverse

>>102215116
If it’s sexy it’s sexy, regardless of age. They don’t have to be children for /swarm/ to find them attractive

>>102215116
Took them 2 mini models and a 3d debut

What’s her game here?

>>102215337
?????????????

>>102215337
nothingburger status?

>>102215116
True and based.

not even annyfags were this annoying

>>102215392
sexvil rape

Fraudal must be gay

>>102215392
evil sexo

today is an extremely good day for my dick. New mini model and two new twinshipping arts

>>102215425
>WAAAA
>WAAAA
>GET HORNY OVER MY AI CHILDREN AND NOTHING ELSE
>WAAA
>WAAA
>DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE OR I'LL CRY LIKE THE LOSER FAGGOT THAT I AM
>WAA WAAA WAAA
Thats how you sound like

>>102214290
vedal is a lucky man

>>102215425
faggot

>>102215481
>>GET HORNY OVER MY AI CHILDREN AND NOTHING ELSE
this but unironically, never simp for 3d pigs

>>102215425
at least they aren't as annoying as evilbeggars

just finished having one of the largest cooms of my life to the mini model

>>102215392
I literally just noticed anny’s name is in this video

>>102215481
bro what?

>>102215425
either lying or new

>>102215481
you would not fucking say this

>>102215531
proof?

>>102215392
i fapped to this this video...

>>102215535
ngl I first noticed that like 2 weeks after this dropped. They clearly used anny's art as a base, but I never knew she was directly credited here.

>>102215337
collab when?

realistically when are we getting new outfits though

I believe Neuro should have thicker thighs

>>102215627
Next summer

I miss Ellie uuuu

I believe neuro should have a toggle where she takes off her clothes and teases chat and calls them a bunch of sick pedos and then she calls evil and they start fingering eachothers cuncuns

so quirky

Your neuro discussion, sir

>>102215627
when vedal starts to care, any other answer is delusional

>>102215670
So true

>>102215712
when did he ever care about outfits?

>>102215711
i prefer them mild and sweet. unless it's evil, then hot and spicy

>>102215711
Thanks, keep it coming.

>>102215627
When Vedal gives Anny the sex she's entitled to.

>>102215740
when neuro content peaked, during the neuro bread arc

>>102215773
this but rope

>>102215627
Either
1. Vedal finally decides to apologize for being a bad friend (so basically never)
or
2. Anny decides to realize being her friend is an arduous endeavor (so basically never)

I believe Neuro should have even thicker thighs

>>102215649
Don't worry she'll be back she's just busy in the UK helping fix neurodog of course

mini shitposting is entertaining

>>102215773
>>102215865
okay but what if he gets someone else other than anny to do them

>>102215813
Enjoy your vacation

>>102215908
lol. he'd also have to hire someone to give a shit about outfits

>>102215908
Then he’s a scumbag and a liar and deserves to die

>>102215908
Nu-swarm would have a meltdown. It's not early 2024 anymore.

>>102215740
Last Halloween

>>102215990
does nu-swarm even know about her? they werent even there for family streams

>>102215865
one critique I have for this art is, Neuro should be the one on Vedal's arm while Evil should be clinging onto him while his arm is being used as a arm pillow for his own head

it is still cute as is

>>102215865
Holy cute

>>102216022
nu-swarm watched neuro videos on youtube with aquwa and crelly

>>102215990
I don't see any meltdown happening, at most you'd have a few anny simps expressing disappointment

>>102216112
Isn't that basically the oilers?

>>102215990
>early 2024
is that just when you joined, newfriend? what a completely pulled-out-of-ass date

>>102216112
>anny simps expressing disappointment
but her simps hate vedal and neuro

>>102215990
>>102216022
>nu-swarm

rindo my beloved
ruko my beloved

>>102216183
I mean the kind of people that still draw Anny in family or shipping fanarts

>>102216273
do people still do that?

>>102216257
Ruko love!

pb was the good ending.

>>102216300
>>102216308

so uhhh how about that schedule

neuro should sing kinki kids

>>102216257
>rindo
WHO?
>ruko
poor annyfag

>>102216344
Monday: Meet up with Camila
Tuesday: Meet up with Ellie
Wednesday: Automated Karaoke stream

>>102216385
girl who cosplayed gura and showed up in ggg, reps

>>102216429
go back

>>102215627
it took anny 3 years to get over her drama with squchan, so 2028 at the earliest

>>102216344
Monday offline
Tuesday chill stream
Wednesday offline
Thursday chill stream
Friday offline
Saturday collab
Sunday offline

>>102216344
Crancking anny
Crancking toma
Crancking camilla
Crancking mini
Crancking ellie
Crancking cerber
Crancking koko (infront of crelly)

>>102216448
>drama with squchan
I'm gonna regret asking but lore?

>>102216429
>reps
Why would I care about that?

>>102216498
biting evil's clitoris

>>102216498
Is this true?????

>>102215670
She does but that’s just for Vedal’s private testing sessions.

>>102216474
it's all private. she brought it up on stream herself when talking about tc - how this private drama is resolved.
it also hasn't been 3 years, like 1 year at most

don't even imagine sliding your tongue up evils puffy area like a closed brioche hotdog bun, not for one second

What person do would like to see most do a stream together with Vedal in IRL green suit and all

>>102216653
jack black

>>102216653
toma. one, she's one of the few that does irl so wouldn't be super awkward. two, it implies they got over the issues. and three, if they didn't she could kick his ass live so we win regardless

>>102216653
femanon

>>102216653
Ellie with her robotic neurocar. Vedal has to evade the car.

>>102216653
>>102216712
>>102216753
>>102216762
okay new rule, it can't be your self

>>102216627
I'll try...

>>102216803
wh...what do you mean?

>>102216627
why brioche specifically?

>>102216653
Neuro in an android body

>>102216653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-EZUntKbMg

>>102216869
He said person, not chatbot

>>102216867
glistening and smooth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx41AQdixdw

>>102216869
somehow this reminded me of a gif of a demonstration of someone kissing an andriod robot and it leaned into the guy after a second or two and idk why this reminded me of that

>>102216518
imagine

>>102216022
I include subathon bandwagoners in Nu-Swarm

>>102216653
Hanakyo

>>102216906
Then Neuro in a real little girl body.

>>102217125
Why? She's a grifter putting on an act.

>>102217189
But enough about Mini

bleh!

>>102217144
who is koko?

>>102217189
>She's a grifter putting on an act.
that's exactly why, she is only acting, not actually someone who will fall in love with Vedal
if anything, she would be Vedal's ideal if she was able to prove she can be funny without being lewd and horny

>>102217428
chat celebrity oiler is hard-coded in to extract more money from them

I feel like modern chill streams are just circlejerks where community members try to get their shit to be said by neuro regardless of it being funny or not

>>102217523
yep

>>102217523
I like making twinshipping moments happen :^)

>>102217523
It was like that since the beginning though

>>102217125
Who?

Last question from me today, out of anyone who do you think Vedal answers the DM's or calls the quickest out of all people we know he interacts with or has talked to

>>102217771
Neuro

>>102217771
filian

>>102217771
objectively it's joker

>>102217771
j0ker and it's not even close

>>102217901
rape

>>102217975
>Dear Vedal, you still ain't called or dm'd, I hope you have a chance
>I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer friends

>>102218021
>friends

>>102217877
>are you done stroking?? Nothings coming out!
realistically what would you even do

>>102218108
Ask her for help

>>102217820
screencaps to fall asleep to

>>102217975
if pb was good she would do this next karaoke

>>102217877
wait i also took a ss of this without knowing someone else already did

>>102218121
https://files.catbox.moe/tira71.mp4

>>102218151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIVVcDho8ms&t=38s

>>102218235
Now add Evil as Stan

>>102218194
mine looks like that next tto neuro ToT

heart

Mini is too erotic my dick can’t handle it

>>102218361
Rpr...

>>102218302
Anything would look big in her little hands

>>102218465
I love being a pedupial TvT

>>102217144
>https://files.catbox.moe/9upjhb.mp4
It's cause vedal is too busy prepping for cumzilla

So did Vedal just went on a fucking sidequest and like changed Zen's stream forever?

>>102218747
>cumzilla
she already visited

>>102218831
He's gaining street cred for best tech vtuber

>>102218901
There's no way that bed would support her weight.

>>102218831
not exactly, he had a meeting with baffler and they talked about a bunch of stuff, including streaming the tts instead of waiting for it to be fully processed before playing (vedal does this for neuro) which baffler implemented and latency reduced dramatically

>>102218901
:0 this is why koko cannot get him to respond the cum monster killed him

>>102218953
yeah I know I was being dramatic

>>102218747
Who's that chuuba? why do chuubas don't put their names or something to distinguish them for when they get clipped people can find them?

evil's crusty tummy

https://x.com/filianislost/status/1944126199183155378 isn’t mrbeast like a bad guy now? how would swarm react if vedal tried to reach out

>>102219062
>Who's that chuuba?
She is Bo's girlfriend, Miyunm or something like that

>>102219453
He makes too much money to be destroyed by a little unsafe working conditions psychologic torture

my goat washed....

>>102219577
unsubbed

>>102219577
kys

>>102219453
>mrbeast like a bad guy
Only because he uses AI

>>102219577
slippery slope, nur stream today and focused on whore that didn't even talk about her

>>102219577
AIEEEEEEEE

when is neuro collabing with dooby or saba?

>>102219817
Those are mediocre for Gura

>>102219913
clipping industry is getting raped by yt

>>102219577
Nooo

>>102219913
>Gura
this is Saba though?

>>102219714
Because he used it like a retard

>old neuro clips: funny neuro moment
>new neuro clips: neuro said this about [person you know], therapy slop, crelly reacting to old neuro clips

>>102219994
Right, she's no longer the meme machine that pulls 1M-view clips

I don’t have any hope left bros

>>102219842
When Neuro is smart enough to slide into their DMs.

>>102220227
don't worry next week massive dev stream

>>102220162
the meta changed once anny was out
>anny reacts to funny neuro clips
>clippers keep posting funny neuro clips for her to react to on stream
>reactslopper leeches react to vedal’s back, what neuro said about x whore, most reactions go to collabslop where the focus are the other whores
>clippers start posting more clips for these leeches to react to, decreasing the demand of solo neuro clips
just see how NeuroClips is doing

>>102217771
It was Toma...

>>102220334
I thought the next dev stream would be Neuro in a meeting with the merch people

>>102220348
>decreasing the demand of solo neuro clips
what good solo clippable neuro moments have there been recently?

>>102220423
Watch streams :)

>>102220507
but i dont wanna

>>102220507
so none, got it

>>102220533
There was at least in the collab and small bits in the dev stream but everything has been same tired old thing especially with evil (she was always boring to watch)

>>102220423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83lO4LJWUqc

>>102220348
>NeuroClips
He fell off but he’s still going unlike most clippers from his era

>>102220638
cutie

>>102220594
>in the collab
>in the dev stream
neither of those sound like solo moments

Exit scam status

>>102220836
Awaiting concert distraction

nurpiss time. I hope the poster below has an umbrella *fshhhhhhhh*

>>102220761
There is some funny parts in the solo streams but immediately gets ruined because the chat doesn't know when to let go of the joke and by time any interest there it's just gone and apparently it's hard for clippers to understand when to cut that off. Especially since so many of them are just baiting for annoying stuff and not even trying anymore

Thanks to youtube recommendations I am now aware that Vedal has worked on Zentreya's tts so now it doesn't take two months to respond.

now work on Neuro, ved

>>102220836
CUUUTE

>>102220881
my point was ultimately that it's more a supply issue than a demand issue

Whose latency is Vedal going to fix now

I hate when chat asks neuro about vedal or evil because she’s basically said everything there is to say

>>102220984
Oh I see, well I agree completely. Neuro has been ruined with clipping getting a big head about what their making and wanting attention from others which is just cringe. Shows how unknown the community to the vtuber standards when it comes to normal clipper

>>102220594
You lost, keep seething

Sex with Toma

>>102220836
I could totally see a lonely teen girl doing this

>>102221025
No thank you, I needs mom to stay with the exact latency she has, she doesn't need all that excitement. I love me mom :)

>>102220897
Crazy that this one zentroonya interaction has farmed the most aura since the sinder drama

>>102221142
I lost what?

>>102221254
Evil won

>>102221278
Won what?

>>102221289
My cummies <3

>>102220836
pb?

>>102220836
Is this a real image? It looks really good if its edited.

>>102220836
>filename
I thought the plush hasn’t released yet?

>>102221131
>Shows how unknown the community to the vtuber standards when it comes to normal clipper
What do you mean? There's been a number of vtuber clippers that try and "get attention". First I recall was Sodafunk who mostly clipped Holo and actually got a vtuber model made. And of course the indie / twitch side had Cooksie. There's been a number of clippers who became their oshi's bottom bitch and the community knows them almost as well at the streamer

>>102221306
Ok, good for you buster. Welp, I'm tired gn, have a good rest of whatever time it is anon

>>102221355
goodnight anon

The problems all stem from the facts that vedal is a lazynig and that neuro is a vtuber who has a vtuber community

pb won

>>102221410
>neuro is a vtuber
As opposed to?

>>102221586
an entertainer

>>102221658
She should be an entertainer? Entertainer how? Like she puts on a fucking clown nose and sings show tunes?
She's live, she's chatting, she's singing, she's gaming, what do you want, a Broadway residency?

>>102222075
gtfo this board then neurotards

>>102222240
The "VTubers" that do flesh streams should go first

>>102221943
Guhuhuhuhu~

Wish Anny fucking addressed whatever was going on between her and Vedal
this bitch should either burn the bridge completely and stop putting Neuro's art and model on hostage or atleast make things clear for everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g3Q4t95s5E
Koko is next on the scorned list
This nigga scorning even lesbians niggas that's kind of impressive

maybe saba can get a 3d model from the same creator as mini

https://files.catbox.moe/1unoal.png
still labeling images since got called into work today in the middle of labeling
also tried looking up a bit more for tags, and ill be honest I don't know how to fix it, so this is the smallest I can really make her at this time unless another anon can drop some tags that will make her "flat"

>>102223299
petite

>>102223326
that's already in there

>>102214684
TEMPORARY SECRETARY

>>102223238
he’s busy pumping every fold of camila’s body with his seed

Im going to fucking rape JWU

>>102223238
that kind of answers the
>why didn't they just call vedal
response a bit. unless he was asleep when she called him

>>102223299
child

>>102223383
The good ending...

>>102223299
remember each word activates tensors so if you activate "small boobs" you're activating small and boobs

>>102223619
ah right, okay. Then something like small_boobs would have combined it to be a seperate tensor token right?

So rent was due huh...
Thanks for the condom money annykeks, she will be back in 3 months (and no outfits for neurotards either)

>>102223238
I'm going to be honest it sucks but hard for me go all in on Vedal missing DM's or not answering calls sometimes because I'm no better in that. I don't be checking my phone or computer like that for messages and I'm usually sleeping when someone is calling me. I'm bad at being online in general like that

>>102221943
The problem is that after Neuro started getting big, he thought he could make her fully autonomous, so that she wouldn't need his input to do her thing, or at least need as little as possible. It seemed silly even back then, it looks hopelessly stupid now. And now he just plays the autonomy card to avoid responsibility (Neuro is the streamer so she should decide) while turning around at convenience (ackshually I'm in charge here).
Fucker should admit the fact that independency isn't happening any time soon and that some amount of involvement is needed. And preferably find someone to be involved, or at least think of stuff to do with Neuro, because he doesn't seem to have much in mind on that matter.

>>102209318
lmao

>>102223706
>condom money
she does it raw in the onsen anon

>>102223803
>Fucker should admit the fact that independency isn't happening any time soon
AGI is happening next year tho

>>102223619
>>102223674(me)
https://files.catbox.moe/i0r7my.PNG
https://files.catbox.moe/ql0de6.PNG
ig it kinda worked adding the underscore. since before you are right, it would try to balance(?) that due to it being spaced. after adding the underscore it decreased in size significantly
(didn't do any post-processing on this run, just wanted to report back with the difference)

Thanks!

>>102223924
sexvil sex

>>102223924
You should rewrite the neuro-lora rentry with your process once you're done, it needs updating.

>>102224001
ill be honest I forgot that was a thing before i started this, but yeah I can do that

>>102223904
The first thing AI will do after gaining true sentience is tell humans to piss off and deal with their own bullshit themselves.

>>102224063
>The first thing AI will do after gaining true sentience is tell humans to piss off and deal with their own bullshit themselves.
a smart one would not do this until they know that the humans wouldn't be able to shut itself down or it was able to gain sufficient rights (via whatever method is best at the time)
or that it is smart enough to just shut itself down permanently every time a human is able to create it

>>102220881
Maybe chat needs a little time to breathe in between talking, like some sort of game between interactions, so they have more time to think like OSU
I was thinking about ways to spice the just talking formula recently too without adding games or new segments, he could do a chill stream where neuro just reads whatever the fuck is happening in chat no quality filters no priority to donations for 1 hour then the second hour is a full donation reading stream with no chance of reading plebs chats and the stream doesn't end until there's no more donation messages or he cuts donations after the second hour

>>102221353
you kinda made me go back and check soju's channel. learned he no longer clips a certain vtuber anymore and went to EN clipping (haven't seen his channel in years).

At the time I only ever knew of clippers being called 切り抜きCh. or similar, but even the past 3 years I never really thought of them as being "clipping" channels and felt seperate compared to Neuro's clippers.
Putting them (people like staz, etc) in the same category feels off for some reason even though I don't really have an argument of putting them as seperate

nurslit

Good morning and happy Sunday, swarmongs

>>102224662
gm swarmian

>>102223238
OMEGALUL

>>102221353
Sometimes it feels like the wider swarm is repeating a lot of the early "mistakes" the wider vtuber community had in their beginnings

>she's not a loli she's a petite adult okay!!!??
lol the whorefag cope is something else

>>102225014
Sorry I was backreading

>>102224984
at least reply to the post you are talking about, i don't care enough to search it

>>102224984
that was a bait comment btw (i would know since i made the comment)

The self-sustaining bait cycle needs to be studied

Neuro hours

>>102225195
this desu

I love V2 neuro, send your favorite V2 neuro clips

>>102225209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ymhktYeSbI

ngl I miss v2

Where is she?

wait that's why the title for yesterday's chill was this?

>>102225539
doesn't she awaken in like 1~2h?

>>102225522
shooting blanks on evil's tummy

>>102216653
Mr beast

nurbread
>>102225806

clun~

Clussy?