Thread 102221969

-KAGURA- Dance of the Gods
https://youtu.be/viPlIHvk724
DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE
https://youtu.be/TQSikoeVXoE
CHU2BAE 3D LIVE
https://youtu.be/zZhyeaw148k

>NEW RELEASES
Tetoris || HAKOS BAELZ COVER: https://youtu.be/vqKY5q4z-DY
Best Friend - preYdator COVER: https://youtu.be/3n1AThmEii8

>MIND CRAFT HOLO EN

https://youtu.be/OQuGEpICY2o

>Music
>Zodiac

https://cover.lnk.to/ZODIAC
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nKp29RuXFk2zJTVYw5lLD_S0mCI7pSjqo

>Pandæmonium:

https://cover.lnk.to/HakosBaelzEP
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt5oe3kK56NcJWqUc3EYMvnsJ7ir8f9P0
>Originals:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaF6wFT6Yc49o7ZQY-pTJJeH

>Covers:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ

>Podcast

https://rentry.org/BrewinWBae

>Bae's Twitter

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz

>Art Tags

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaelzBrush
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアート
Danbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelz
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks

>Getting Started

Bae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnh
Streams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzyc
Twitter Spaces: https://rentry.org/hs7p4
Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png

>>102221969 (OP)
Previous bread:
>>102051272

>Previous stream: Strawbree Bae becomes real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s66rF4tstI4

>Current stream: Unarchived Singing strawbree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nMNeNbkFUs

Thanks for the bread!

thanks for da bread!

Also holy fuck I haven't heard this song in so long I was not expecting Legends Never Die in the silly strawberry karaoke

Wait Bae you can't sing this song this reminds me of all the times you sang this song before you went on break and it makes me sad via a pavlovian response

yes... more bae toes...

> Fear of graduation song followed by peak Gosling song
Stop toying with my heart, rat

>>102222434
>Followed by fucking Steve's Lava Chicken

>Naruto hours
oh now we're talking

I genuinely don't even know where this Blue Bird is from

Goomba got BACK

She just censored the word "black"

her brain has actually just turned off at this point kek

>>102222732
ROFL

Oh fuck I lost the MuBae soundpost of this song
I MISS MUBAE AAAAAHHHHHH

Peak white girl rapping hours
Also hypothesis: Bae is fond of that song because it thirsts for 5'3" girls with 36" butts

I cannot overstate how hard Ina cooked with this pose

she's so fucking cute bros...

>Short stream became a long stream
>Bae is singing gay shoujo anime songs
Today was a good day.

I don't get why that's even a contentious question when the obvious answer is Asuka

Why is this threat of violence allowed?

>>102223458
It's actually wild to think about how this made it into Bae's """new""" room when it got revealed because BaeRyS was already a whisper by then and got fucking executed not long after

AAAAIIIEEEE MEMORIES OF THE COUNCIL COVER

nini brats, it's 3am and I need to eep
thank you guys for having such a cute oshi

>>102223696
gn friend good to have you

>>102223696
gn

>>102223696
night

im glad bae still does shorts streams

>>102223823
Bae's always been one of those funny ones who likes to keep doing them just because she thinks they make the stream feel more "intimate"

>Bae caught the uma virus
IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>102223930
It's actually been blowing my mind how popular it's gotten with the english release

i am so sick of seeing this mentally ill EbonysBlaze guy's cringey ass comments in Bae's stream holy shit, mf isn't even a mem what is wrong with him

So

>Tomorrow
Umamusume
>Day after
Cyalli HoloTCG stream
>Soon tm
More Ace Attorney 2-4 and Yakoozer 5 idol arc

>>102223977
The dude is actually some cryptid or something, spends all day every day writing creepy ass blogposts in response to all of Bae's tweets and spams her chat with stalker-tier self-insert larping with zero self awareness yet doesn't care enough to even buy a membership or convert to a non-brand account to get one of the billion membership gifts that get given out

At this point I just can't help but laugh every time I notice him because his behavior is almost inhuman

You guy's oshi is alright, I would lick her feet.

https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1944294570210341017

stwabwee

>>102224115
Thanks man, you too

>>102224059
Some accounts are on Youtube-kun's shitlist for some reason. I've never gotten a gifted membership despite checking 100 times that I'm accepting gifts and that I don't have a brand account. I've been passed over even in streams with more gifts than CCVs.
By contrast, I get a gifted sub on Twitch per month on average.

>>102224059
I know he's always been like this but I feel like he was way more noticeable than usual in the E33 streams. During every boss fight he would try to tell her what percent he thought the boss was at every 10 seconds and would even give two different numbers in a comment sometimes since it took him so long to type.

>>102224185
My oshi is dead, anon. Dead.

>>102224212
Yeah I know exactly when you mean, he wants to type a message every 30 seconds exactly because he's a permagrey so he just vomits his stream of consciousness into the text bar while he waits for the cooldown for his next message to come up so he'll often be talking about something that happened 30s ago and right now simultaneously
Just one of those funny chat creatures you have to get used to

>>102224237
Who said anything about your oshi's feet
Get those piggies out, son

>>102224212
that guy sounds like he's living the best life

>>102221969 (OP)
cute rat

>>102221969 (OP)
Spreading your legs like that is not really feminine.

she's being very not gay on the twitter with cc

I think Bae should show us her bare tits

>>102226882
I think she should be naked in my bed

>>102222034
cute rat

rrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XODzfZuunk
Soon

>>102232209
Yakuza and Ace Attorney are never getting finished

>>102232209
I will never get tired of that stupid fucking :o face she always does

https://files.catbox.moe/clqn70.jpg
https://x.com/nixour/status/1944457870160101863

>>102226766
They are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqUFbYYKRDE&t=7780s

Devious tako lying about the new outfit

>>102235123
H-hayai

>>102235197
Genuinely, actually, what did they mean by this?

>>102237790
gay sex, mostly

>>102235197
holy fuck this is gay

rat

>>102222925
Bae's glasses should've had the funny little nerd spirals...

>>102233182
Bae will have finished the Great Ace Attorney duology by this time next year
Screencap this

I wasn't feeling the Tetoris cover at first but I've listened to it 15 times today already so she may have been on to something

Just watching that little rat spin is hypnotizing

Horse soon

Tell me about the umas
Why do they musume?

>>102246321
Horse
Pussy

She caved (to sleep)

>Already oversleeping again
B-bae?

>>102246978
It's a bit for the new outfit, right?

Am I allowed to concernfag yet over all the recent streams she's overslept

>>102247407
I think she's just very very eepy weepy

>>102247407
When Bae is your oshi, being reasonably concerned is simply a part of life.

>>102247407
ok but if you post a bratling I will be skinning you

Bae needs a roommate to spank her if she dares to stay up past midnight

>>102248122
That would just give Ina a reason to keep Bae up late

Bae when she has to stream for her fans: zzzzzz
Bae when a Japanese male talks to her: real shit

Bae would have long been fired from a real job for constantly being late, lucky rat

>>102248272
You seem lost numbermonkey-kun

Bae couldn't handle the raw potato energy she received from Ina, the dopeyness was too much for her...

Ogite Ogite Bae chan

I wonder if Bae will stop on to say anything when she reschedules the stream, or if she'll just do it by text because she's crying too much.

>>102248311
seriously. it's funny/cute as a rare occurence, but this is becoming really unprofessional.

SHE'S IN

Bae is alive

>>102249316
Good work mowi

>>102249316
>>102249411
This just reminds me how way back they both did a stream "looking" for each other when they both had overslept like a few days apart.

Telly
>>102249316
Bless her

Bae really needs to stop blaming her fuck ups on other things. It's okay to mess up but constantly deflecting and claiming it's always the fault of the game/equipment is kinda icky.

holy laggy stream

my god 30 years later lady!1!!!!

>>102249750
whats she blame it on this time? I didn't see

>>102249798
OBS is shitting itself

>>102249845
Phone alarm didn't go off. I've been there before, you swear it didn't go off when the reality is you slept right through it.

>>102249918
That happened to me this morning. but the truth is I set it to pm instead of am. thankfully I didn't have anywhere to be.

>>102249896
>>102249918
Never got why some people stopped using alarm clocks. They're practical, reliable, have lots of options, and never need recharging. Superior to phones in every way a clock needs to be.

>>102249918
It's either you sleep through it, or you turn off the alarm when you're half-awake and don't remember it happening. I really think 99% of people claiming their phone's alarm didn't go off are just fucking up.

>>102250004
What happened to her arc of setting 20 alarms for every stream?

>>102249986
>>102250004
>Never got why some people stopped using alarm clocks
I still use my now 20-year-old alarm clock for precisely this scenario. I have it set as a backup for my phone alarm, with some buffer to let me snooze the phone a few times.

Pic related, it has never failed me. The original nightlight bulb still works too, I guess it's from before the planned obsolescence era.

Bruh she's not even reading the dialogue I waited two hours to not be able to watch the stream cuz I wanted it in the background while I work

what the fuck is going on

>>102248822
I overslept from my job in the first year by 2 hours once and the boss said he’d fire me if I ever did it again. I bought a loud ass alarm clock and never had a problem since.

>>102250237
race horses but with anime horse girls. don't expect bae to quit this game anytime soon.

Never forget who the REAL champ is

>>102250315
That are also idols

Goodbye AA, goodbye Yakuza
It's umas all the way down now

if she knew they were idols she'd have played earlier

>>102250341
That ain't Urara

>>102250182
Learn Japanese real quick

>>102250398
It's the only thing they are going to talk about tomorrow...

>>102250422
You cheering for this bitch?

Imagine being born as an SR horse

I want the new nerdy horse girl but I'll never swipe in a gacha game. They will never get me

Wait who the fuck are these horses breeding with?

>>102250523
El Condor Pasa is probably stronger than most of the SSRs in global.

>>102250665
Me, specifically.

>>102250665
They fuck human males and have their horse babies because of course they do :D

>2 girls hold hands
>A new uma is born

huh

>>102250799
Look at this retard who doesn't even know how yuri reproduction works

>Activates special ability
>Instantly teleports to 1st place
naruhodo

>Scarlet's already being retired to the glue factory

AAAAIEEEE

What the fuck I don't even get any gacha in my gacha stream?

>>102251237
this is actually divine punishment from god because bae slept in

the only thing she'll understand is the pain of losing her gacha

How long does the maintenance last?

Stupid lazy bitch ruined the stream lmao.

>>102251342
In grub it's like 7 hours but they actually care about this game so probably not long

>31
bae is actually an out-of-touch hag

Did she just dox her real age?

>>102251447
Now that I think about it, its probably why marine made that statement.

Why the fuck would she enter her real age in her holophone? Is she retarded?

>>102251447
kek no she's like mid 20s MAX based on what she's said of her childhood

>>102251446
>>102251516
She’s 34 is she was born in 1991 (8/1991)

Chat is fucking retarded. I watched FUWAMOCO play this and the training mode is basically you playing a career with your gacha pull.
If she waited an hour, the gacha will probably be back and she could play normally. Now she's playing with a default character and will have to do everything again if she changes.

>>102251446
>Bae was the 30 years old and asian therapy question all along and not mane-chan

>>102251574
How long does a career even take to finish? Can she just finish this and then do another one with the gacha?

>>102251616
A while if you don't skip dialogue, over an hour probably.

>>102251616
FUWAMOCO played for 4 hours and didn't even get past 1 year. It's 3 years.

>>102251685
>>102251780
I don't think I like this second answer

Yeah I'm thinking sex with this uma

>>102251911
the voice bae gave this uma made my pp the big pp

I might have figured it out. Bae is in Japan and is playing the Global version. If she isn't playing with a VPN, it won't let her pull gacha. That might be what's happening.
Does anyone here have the game and can see if they can pull?

>>102251985
No it's actually down
https://umamusume.com/news/100019/

>>102251985
No she actually is on a VPN in order to play the global version to begin with, she mentioned in chat before the stream that that might be what's causing the stream to lag out

>>102252004
>[Update: 04:15 a.m., Jul 11 (UTC)]
>The Pretty Derby Scout and the Support Card Scout will be relaunched from 10:00 p.m., Sunday Jul 13 (UTC).
Well, if that's true, then gacha opens again in 21 minutes. Bae really should've waited an hour.

>>102252116
Wait. Nvm. That's UTC. So it should've been opened again 4 hours ago.

>>102252194
>Trusting CyGames

>>102252116
Something must have gone wrong again cause I already saw it back up hours ago.

Her chosen horse has barely even shown up, this is all just other uma bitches slobbering on the umataro cock

>>102252284
That's because this is the introduction. She hasn't even started training yet.

>>102252472
What the hell that was a long fucking introduction

>>102252247
The gacha is back up?

>>102252284
She hasn't even done the debut race yet. This is supposed to be multiple dozens hours long training campaign where you try to get your uma to be uma of the year but Bae fucked up and now she's training a default horse she doesn't give a shit about because she didn't pull it herself from the gacha.

>>102252492
I'm pretty sure that's why your first horse is supposed to be one you care about because I doubt it expects you to want to go through all of this every time.

>>102252498
No, the ones they said they were adding back went up without maintenance earlier like they said it would but obviously something went wrong later to make it go down.

>>102252524
that's actually grim as hell fuck

>Race finally starts
>Stream shits the bed again
Today I was meant to suffer.

Her head bobbing looks extra cute in the oodie

I think Bae is actually a fan of this boring ass default horse now kek

After the weird character that FUWAMOCO got, I was kinda hoping to see who Bae would get. I hope she'll keep playing and do the gacha.

>>102252719
I mean, she is one of the main characters, but she's using the basic bitch one star version of her.

>>102252744
I'm sure she'll drop what she's doing and dive into the gacha if she hears it's back up again

>>102252775
Imagine how much more hyped she'll be if she rolls her, then

>>102252777
It's back up?

Can you reset the starting roll for this game?

>Gacha STILL FUCKING DOWN
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>102252861
what is with this autism

oh fuck she's fully in the uma hole now
all other streams cancelled

>>102252884
No, but you're guaranteed two three stars in special beginner pulls and can use a voucher to choose which one you want if you're a lame ass.

I was wondering why cyalli needed like 6 members to open cards but HOLY SHIT 100 fucking boxes

You aren't supposed to aim for the one you want, Bae. You are supposed to let fate decide which horse you fuck.

>>102253153
The gameplay loop is pretty simple and the skip button lets you pace yourself and not get overwhelmed with the dialogue

Who knows, she might get lucky in the next banner that will set her account for life

It's funny that the devs said that porn of the umamusumes is not allowed, but then they went out of their way to mention that human men definitely fuck the horse girls and get them pregnant.

>Tomorrow
Holo TCG with
>day after
Bae paypigs for horses
>day after the day after
Supachat reading
>weekend
Ace Attorney and more umas yakuza is fucking DEAD

RATE THE HORSE PUSSY SIMULATOR WITH REALISTIC FOLDS

>>102253420
Bae is going to horse around even more/10
Sucks Gacha was down tbdesu, would've been more meaningful for her to actually play a horse she wants to that isn't some basic rank

>>102253420
Just ok for the couple hours we got / 10
I can't even imagine how there would be enough depth to the game to warrant multiple further planned streams of this but I'll hold my judgment until then

>>102253153
She probably figures she needs to make up for the shortened and...less than ideal stream with a do-over.

>>102253363
It's doubly funny that the guys who own these horses have input on the designs and all basically like "yeah you can turn my horse into anime girl, but you HAVE get her huge breast, or else" lol

>>102253363
It's actually not because the devs don't like it but because the yakuza will break their fucking kneecaps if anyone fucks with their race horses

>>102253420
If Bae actually spends money on this game despite just playing 2 hours of tutorial I will kneel / 10

>>102253598
Funny you mention that because she's ALREADY FUCKING PAYPIGGING
https://x.com/hakosbaelz/status/1944631907624399004

>>102253634
B-Baechama? Your dance practice you had to rush to?

>>102253634
troublesome woman... needs correction...

>>102253634
Yes
YES

>>102253520
If I recall, that’s because of the IRL historical rivalry of that horse with one of its peers. Kinda funny as once you go deeper, the references of the designs and rivalries in the game are based on real life

>>102253420
Just the right height, no bucket required/10

Bae appearance with Bijou and IRyS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRXLjpcUsng

>>102257608
How'd it go? I missed it

Apparently Bae plans on doing a gunpla stream of her own

>>102258387
Usual BaebiRyS banter, Bae helped to put on some stickers and she seems interested in doing a gunpla stream at some point.

>>102258440
Naruhodo nye. Thanks

>>102253392
Why did Bae drop yakuza as soon as she got to the idol part?

>>102235197
in love

>>102257608
>>102258416
>>102258440
Damn I missed it but I'm totally down for a Bae gunpla stream that sounds fun as hell

>>102261115
first she got distracted by the end of JFA and then she got distracted by fotm horse game and it's all been downhill from there

haruka will NEVER be an idol

>>102263911
>IRyS has actually infected my rat with the gundam virus
It's fucking over

Look at her Ichi-Go!

>>102265549
I miss when Bae drank strawbree milk...

>>102266890
do you think her farts smell like strawberries?

>>102266890
We're waterpilled around here, sir

Fuck Bae

Feasting on some SubBae rn

>>102265549
I haven't seen this dude draw bae in a while now that I think about it

>>102265549
Holy SPEEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZIrrU38liA

Rat and friends on the Cyalli telly

>>102276024
>Stream starts
>Bae schizo stream blog
Just kino

le bae hand

MOOM MENTION
MUBAE MENTION

>>102276024
>100 boxes
Did Mori buy all of these herself or is this an advertisement?

>>102276486
I'm pretty sure this is all cyalli-funded

Bae is building a Moom collection

kek Bae really does just pull something better than Mori every time

she yearns for the oshi rare mumei

Baegone...
Replaced by Justice...

>>102279200
but she did offer to buy a max rarity mumei off of whoever pulls it kek

>>102279331
This will be how CC gets her revenge

>>102279331
Bae,,, you just bought all those carats...

>>102279331
Every time Bae screamed MUMEI in that stream my heart dropped...

rrat

rat

>>102286404
Sex rrat

A widened gap between the big toe and second toe, also known as a sandal gap or Morton's gap, can be a physical characteristic associated with autism, though it's not exclusive to autism and can be a familial trait or associated with other conditions.

Yeah it's associated with autism alright, YOURS
disgusting foot freak

rat

rat

>>102287578
Wait is this true
Do I have the tism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOvSP46A6g0

rrat chat tonight

>>102294363
>rrat
Get your eyes checked, that's just a strawbree

>>102294548
Wait a second this strawbree has ears

>>102235123
I don't get why these are so often a fat dark-skinned guy. If we're already in a fantasy of being intimate with her, can't we also have a more ideal appearance?

>>102295184
It's legitimately just because nips like the contrast of fair skinned woman and darker, gruffer male better than 2 fair skinned people going at it

It's not even like a black fetish or anything they just like how it looks better

>>102294884
it's just a mutation

>>102294884
what backwards fucking country are you from where your strawberries are earless?

>>102287578
down syndrome has this too

>>102294363
Did she mention if this would be a shorter zatsu or not?

>>102299967
yeah fairly certain it's just a few hours of ketchup today

Soon

Bae WILL wake up on time today

ON TIME TELLY

AND NOT A SECOND LATER

I like this new setup, very comfy

>Ham, cheese, onion toast for breakfast
gwuh

God the Promise bake-off was so fucking kino
Bae and Kronii's sloppy roll cake vs. Fauna and Mumei's vegan monstrosity

>Bae's always so sleepy because she keeps going out with friends to get crunk and pick up chicks
no...

TOWABAE GODS WE'RE BACK IN IT

Isn't that the show where the dude's friend gets skinwalkered and then he fists the skinwalker?

>>102306450
yes, and it's just as fucked up as it sounds and I don't know why she likes it so much kek

Oh I guess we're just gonna get a bunch of retards blogging about their Sydney trip first

>Fucking management made Promise sing dance monkey
what da fug

>>102306723
I genuinely don't get the lore behind that song or why everyone hates it

>>102306055
Shoulda grilled it, that would have made it extra yummy

[News]
Bae wants to see more porn of herself

well we almost had a nice superchat reading without some retard muscling in for a 10 minute jerk off session

>>102306999
>He didn't redeem his membership handjob benefit for the month yet
That's on you, man

>>102306999
wdym?

I genuinely don't know, are justice in AfO? Or is it still too soon for them?

>>102307201
Just open the damn guest list man they're right on there

>normoids think my smol bae is a fucking labubu
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>102306769
the original singer's weird voice + it being extremely overplayed after it blew up

I still have no idea what a labooboo is

oh fuck shion mention

Wait
DEV_IS is pronounced device?
Like this whole time?

>>102307406
bro...

>>102307406
retardGOD I kneel

GOOGLE DOCCY

>Korone actually just sat there groping Bae's thighs for like 5 minutes straight

AAARRRGGHHH WHY NOT ME

>>102307473
Perish.

>>102307484
>5 minutes
Try a WHOLE FUCKING HOUR HOLY SHIT

If that's not a bit that may be Bae's worst Bae moment yet holy fucking shit

>>102307654
Even through all of Bae's "what's this boomer shit" moments I held steadfast but covering a song called Tetris without realizing it's Tetris has left me absolutely flabbergasted

>>102307890
Genuinely baffling when like half her songs ARE in english

>Bought all the limited packs with only like 2 hours of playtime
Oh Bae is the ideal gacha player alright

>>102308205
that's actually so fucking funny that she was willing to dump money into a game she doesn't even understand yet kek

>>102307890
I think it's less EOP complaining and more people wanting to make the same dead joke

This uma lore is too much for me to keep up with

BIG CAT MEANS BIG HORSE

All you need for a phone is old reliable otterbox, simple as

>>102308622
They don't make cases for every phone

Wait that soup actually sounds really tasty

>>102309035
IDK man she lost me at the fucking dates and berries

Bae's watching marriage shorts again...

>>102309117
don't you eat cranberries with turkey? that's also poultry + berries

What the fuck is this supa

>>102309208
That's a fair point actually I kinda get it now

Bae... is actually smart about relationships?

IRyS is straight up jorshin' it

>>102309478
That's renai-masuta bae-chan to you

>>102309173
i can save her.

>>102313147
I made this post

rat