Thread 102224140

Married ADORABLENESS edition

>League 6 Intros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qQS88UlmY&list=PL1aVVMjdOtY81C-_bbVhiomvl6inukAIv


>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usdYdJ7Xym8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2V_Dmq1n8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkGCIyNBtK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9kNNspDnqQ

>Recent league 6 streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmv3V5ESPR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-M-sDGN13Y

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !

>League za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk

- Doragon can now be groomed through Throne

- New Haitei XI OC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2GnBYguKsY

- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM

- /jong/ "enemy" Rezuul has graduated

- Being gay and/or a fujo is now illegal

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Xaptain impregnated on stream.

- Mikos are banned? No, more mikos!

- Someone signed us up for Lord of the Board


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... Blessing of Earth! Surely next round! ...Ugh guess not. But next one for sure!

Related threads
>>>/vt//pcg/
>>>/vt//fig/
>>>/vt//asp/
>>>/vt//mayo/
>>>/vm//doko/
>>>/vg//mjg/

Previous Thread: >>102155209

I never asked for this.

>>102224258
Too late now it's yours and you'll have to raise it until it gains financial independence or face dire consequences

this niner looks like she loves cocaine and snorts heroin on occasion

>>102224361
Normally I'd love to roleplay a broken home with you, but I've decided to not be gay this thread. Sorry.

>>102224469
>I've decided to not be gay
Fair but now it feels even more like a broken home

>>102224576
「分かにゃん。。。」

>>102224140 (OP)
hey, sorry to interrupt. does anybody have the penis pic saved? need it for a prank.

>>102225380
just google one

just take your own pic

>>102225389
No, I need that one. Specifically. I know it's weird, but I can't explain why.
>>102225393
Mine is too dark. I just need that picture.

I didn't save the random penis picture

>>102225380
jerking off isn't a prank

>>102225380
doragon cock don't open!

i didn't open the penis picture

>>102225500
cute cock

petting doragon's cute cock...

I played like five hanchan at a friend's place and didn't end first in any of them...

>>102226161
you should be used to that already, you dont get first here either

>>102226404
>you dont get first here either
Try me.

get a room you two

I got a room once so I could stay with my bf, it was nice. It made me forget about collecting my jade every day

I had a room with my girlfriend, once. But I can only ever go back there in my dreams. I'm terrified of leaving this country and not even being able to see the same places that I did when we were together anymore.

Morning

stop that

>>102227106
c-cute...

no gayness allowed? fine, let the thread die

not mahjong but our famous ryan is having his birthday
https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil

>male ASMR
that's way too fucking gay for me

>>102233532
im not gonna watch a man's asmr but happy birthday to him

>qb going live just so we have something else to watch
holy based

>>102236797
the hero we need but don't deserve https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>102236857
accidental kino comedy night, how does she do it

league finals is on btw

>>102238197
link?

>>102238197
it's the final final match
>>>/vg/531090868

>>102238652
XAPITAIN'S TEAM IN THE FINALE
GO PINZU PUMPERS

>>102238755
you haven't been paying any attention to league have you

>>102238796
here's how xapitan can still win:

>>102238796
i click links but don't look at the standings, anything is possible anyway!

>>102238874
it didn't happen

>>102240478
he left us to win but it wasn't enough
this is a jj psa

>>102238796
china divided, is united...

Does anyone still have the link to that jellyjonger heart of steel song?

>>102242470
i only have the soundpost, here's the catbox from it https://files.catbox.moe/ibwrj6.mp3

>>102242470
>>>/vg/531095003

Now that league is over I'm going back to mjg to hang with the cool kids.

Now that league is over I'm going to hang myself with the cool kids.

Now that league is over i will change my life for the better

now that league is over I can finally derank

I'm still at work

Now that league is over I can finally play on my preferred client (Kings)

>>102243861
based
make a koko ~10 hours from now

Were (you) one of doragon's groomers?
https://x.com/RageInTheMist/status/1944531589393998142

>>102244315
no that would require me to have money to groom him with

>>102244315
yes, and let me tell you he is very susceptible to my grooming attempts
soon we will meet

'Nuff Mario Kart! Now it's time to koko with cute anons :3
Majsoul Friends Room 68000(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68000
(I got lapped by 100cc CPUs fml :'c)

>>102244999
nice digits, but I'm going to sleep

>>102245044
Thanks I was lucky today :D
Nini <3

>>102244999
2/4 :D

>>102244999
3/4 :DD

At least buy him good stuff

>>102244999
Started! Thanks for joining :DDD

I'm not cute
I'm not an anon
I'm not in the room

>>102245963
you are cute in my eyes...

It's a shame you are blind

>>102244999
wj
love you anons good night

>>102244999
WJ!

>>102244999
wj!

stream doko

>>102244999
WJ! My last hand could've been so good aaaaaaa
>>102246484
Love u2 nini sheep <3

I can't stream my job I would get in trouble

*sigh*
*unzips pants*

*sigh*
*zips pants*

Gay

jerking off to yuzu is gay yes

>>102244498
There is no grooming going on

>>102247626
Someone getting groomed would say this

>>102247765
thats is, you're going in the forever box

>>102247779
>thats is

>>102247779
>thats is
new keyboard please understand

doragon model debut soon?

>>102247847
>debut
anon...

I'm sending doragon airtags

>>102245963
if youre not an anon wheres your tits or trip?

The Shanten Destroyer is streaming:
https://www.twitch.tv/jellyfishgayming

no she isn't, fuck off Frank

>>102248339
That's not her you idiot

>manage to go to bed early
>still wake up tired
it's all so tiresome

>>102248446
I've learned that drinking before bed makes me sleep like a log

>>102248467
alcohol keeps me up somehow and getting wasted ruins my rest entirely, think it fucks with my cortisol or something

>>102248513
skill issue

if you get drunk enough you can black out into a drunk sleep and that's a really nice and happy sleeping session :)

Guess I'm making a drink then

Nina's not jonging....

I'm not jonging either, am I Nina?

>>102249310
rape

Day drinking is healthier anyway

>>102218908
Anon is late...

Time to play the game and I ain't talking mahjong brother, the brackets are locked in for Lord of the Board! >>102244934

You'll fight one other random thread in your group and than fight three others in the following match to determine your seeding. Happy to see who you are paired with?

he hates us

>>102249522
We're coming for you /fig/

>>102249428
Me, late, never.!
Going live with jong right now https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>102249522
>/jong/ vs /fig/
This will be legendary

>>102249619
Hooray! Anon loves us!

I don't love anon

>missing anon stream
>missing LotB
>wishin i was jongin
getting a job has ruined my life

what's lotb

>>102250394
Lord of the Board. Threads enter a simulated wrestling event to determine who is the best thread on /vt/

>>102250788
we don't need that because we already know the answer

>>102250912
is it /uoh/?

>>102250961
its clearly /jong/ you fool

>>102250989
bait used to be believable

>>102251000
you guys need to be more positive

>>102251024
/jong/ sucks though?

>>102251024
you need to be less delulu

>>102251068
yeah, me

>>102251117
okay but what if we win lotb? then what?

>>102251177
We win a trip to France

>>102251196
oh. you can go without me.

hates us uuuuuuuuuu

Do you prefer your jongers to be Australian or French?

burgers

evens use my mic next time I stream
odds never talk to /jong/
0 kms

>>102251998
unlucky

>>102252040
I finally will never stream again

I'm watching rust videos again.. the urge to play..

>>102252306
/jong/ rust sever when?

pz has been a disaster for me (the rp potential is definitely there). it hits the 'tism buttons just right. i should jong again. maybe after im better rested and employed.

>>102253046
>maybe after im better rested and employed.
we both know only one of those is gonna happen

>Making me wanna play it again
I hate women so much bros

shant play a game females are allowed to play

>>102253590
But that's every game

>>102251328
We have too many of both of the options.

someone make a voice controlled interface for jong so I can play while driving for work

mahjong?

someone panko post the fucked up link in mjg, I don't have any panks on my phone

I don't "panko post" sorry

>>102254485
my gift to (You)

aughghgh i dont wanna!!!!

>>102255060
>700 hours
how

>>102255486
I have another 205 hours on my vtubing steam account

>>102243861
>>102244050
k make it

I'm going to bed.

>>102259247
sleep well

honk mimimi

ded thred

it's dedj hour

>>102261666
yeah
>>102261716
me

Meow

idk why I'm still awake

>>102264071
What are you doing?

This is my sexy red head wife. Sure is very beautiful and makes my heart flutter. I know many of you are leaps jealous, so I don’t care that you fantasize about her BUT you CAN ONLY think about me having sex with her YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SELF INSERT BECAUSE THAT IS WRONG AND YOU’LL GO TO HELL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4u5-Pma1jA

what's the horse game club name

i didn't know we had one

i thought we did which is why i asked

someone made one a few threads ago >>102091526 but I'm already in the /mjg/ one

>>102265137
>hes the only one in the club still

horses are gay

total shadoba victory

>>102265250
I assume the other horsefags joined the /mjg/ one too

>>102265272
still not playing anime hearthstone

but when's zomboid though? we got at least 3 people (yeah, me included)

shan't join your gay erp with zombies

>le sit around for 20 minutes watching your character read a book game
no thanks

>>102266057
maybe you just need to relax :^)

>>102266156
>unpunctured, the pack walking towards you cause they saw you through the open window

League 8 TO here, all bongs will be in their own separate league

>>102266822
are you at least going to give me kiriage mangan for being a burger

>>102266822
can you rig me a kazoo yakuman next time

>>102266822
do a mick vs brit side tournament

odds ranked
evens something else
0 stream ranked

>switch youtube language to nip to stop the garbage autotranslated to english video titles years ago
>there are now garbage autotranslated AI nip audio tracks and titles on some english videos
I fucking hate youtube, why won't the jeets just let me see the original titles and listen to the original audio by default
Mahjong Vtubers.

>>102269667
Those get uploaded by the channel itself, youtube has separate audio track support for different languages, it's not automatic

>>102269932
it is automatic, had the same issue with english videos getting dubbed to spanish and then spanish videos getting dubbed to english, there is no winning

>>102269667
Youtube Revanced & PipePipe on Android can disable autotranslated voiceovers. Maybe FreeTube can do that on desktop but idk it's not great
The world would be so great if big tech high execs understood that ppl just want to have a permanent switch to cut the bs features out
Mahjong Vtubers.

Drinking a Celsius, this shit tastes like flavored cough syrup how do you retards enjoy this

I prefer to drink Fahrenheit

Fahrenheit also sucks probably, god I hate energy drinks I'm going back to adderall

I don't do drugs because I'd have to go to the hospital and I don't go to the hospital

>>102270945
Userscript version doko?

I only drink Red Bull and the occasional V to rep Australia

I drink so much monster that I made an edit replacing ichihime with my OC and redbull with monster

>>102272184
V is kiwi

A drink about 4-6 cans of orange Sunkist a day.

I eat less calories than you drink

I can't believe he's dead again

>>102273363
Xapitan...LIVE!

>>102273363
giwtwm

evens stop logging in after my fortune charm runs out
odds renew my fortune charm
0 kms

I'm renewing my Tenhou sub so I can continue playing on the desktop version
It automatically saves all of your logs locally it's nice

>>102274117
I see, I see. Good to know, thanks

No one actually plays tenhou

>>102274362
When I get to houou you're going to be so jealous

>>102274431
I won't, but I'd be happy for you

>>102274431
Lugia is better

>>102274431
play on mjs instead so I have a reason to play ranked

>>102274478
oh okay

>>102274694
get to houou right now so we can rub it in /mjg/'s face

The jonger can't play without tips

I'll give you a tip

>>102274719
after anons response i realized that there is no reason to brag and I should do things for my own enjoyment rather than trying to appeal to the group

Nini ignore that I've been up for like 2 days

>>102274785
Nini stop doing meth

>>102272284
Anon kun stop drinking that garbage you have someone at home who loves you

I'll keep drinking that garbage

>>102274742
but I only play blitz no tips room

>>102275627
I've seen you play and I stand by what he said

>>102274837
>you have someone at home who loves you
no such luck for me
>>102275642
I get top two almost every blitz no tip, no luck involved

>>102275655
But can you beat me in no training wheels chinitsu challenge using manzu tiles?

>>102275671
sorry I dont speak that language im esl but goodnight to you too

Bend over

>>102275735
I'm telling your boss that you're posting this at work

>>102276101
The man in the picture is his boss

i wish that was my boss...

>>102276236
His boss is the legendary first Tenhoui player ASAPIN?

dofume jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

I wish I was Asapin

>>102276268
Yes

>>102276702
w2c dog paw tie?

>>102277324
I can't find ones with paw prints that big

wanjirou tie..

NINA WILL NEVER JONG AGAIN

>>102279846
Eli will save you from having to watch shadoba soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROFeces7xZ4

>>102279846
>says "I dont feel like improving actually" to shibukawa
>gets married
>becomes an M1 looper
>streams shadowverse and mario kart instead
what the fuck is her problem

>>102280004
She won

>>102280004
I like playing Mario Kart with Nina

>>102280077
I'm stuck watching professional games

Hey jong, I'm going to stream some more jong https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

Someone stepped on Nina

Famous Yuzu if I have to abruptly leave Australia and will be unable to return do you want my car (I promise it will be thoroughly detailed)

>>102282879
I'd love to take you up on the offer, but I'd have to fly over there and then drive it back here over multiple days only for it to collect rust with the other cars that I don't have the time to deal with out the front of my house.

Also was just on the phone already today about transferring ownership to an interstate license in your state and it's a bit of a fuckaround. Or it might not be, the woman on the phone was retarded.

he's coming home

he's going to france

we already have too many frogs

I'm moving to Germany

Why is nina existed for the ecchi onee-san?

>>102283834
Nina exists for sex. That is her purpose.

>grinched the /jong/ league team
>grinched ARMO
its over

yeah you better not leave before ARMO

Somehow having to stay a homeless bum in Australia is the best outcome for me at the moment. I hope I don't have to grinch

>>102284886
Post the log with >names

>>102261763
>fluent in english
>hates the west so much she never speaks it

>>102285151
is she really fluent? Sounds like she needs white cock suffocation correction until she goes full eigo

>>102284835
What are the alternatives?

>>102285444
She went to school overseas as a kid

The yuzus turned into foxes

>>102285974
My mom dies from a kidney infection and I have to go back and leave everything behind here

>>102286181
I'm sorry to hear that anon, I hope she makes a full recovery

>>102286181
Oh... I was hoping it was something I could mock you for... Hope she recovers.

Meow

>>102286251
>>102286932
She seems fine for now. Good night /jong/

>>102289760
Nini

Bleh

>>102291893
where's mahjong?

>>102291893
WHERE'S PANKO MANKO

>>102291893
That reminds me, I was supposed to make box/kit thing for the dice game Cult of the Lamb for a gift...

God I wish I had a CNC router.

>>102292530
Knucklebones is fun

i think qb should read rb1 on stream

I think she should keep repeating that a tile is suji when it isn't and then deal it with it while crying on stream

>>102291893
where's with yourself?

so how's dark cloud?

>had to bring in a bunch of bags from outside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4gk44WD03g

>>102294852
I've got the feeling this has the potential to make a kid insufferable.

>>102294924
Foster's was a good show, but yes it had plenty of bits like that, Cheese's entire existence was one such example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-tTXOyNs0U

Nina status: In a mahjong book

>>102295188
whoa I made it in too

>nina could be itt reading the disgusting sick shit I post about
Holy fuck my duck

Evens cook
Odds eat out

>>102296823
whatcha gettin?

>>102296970
Applebees!

>>102297355
Oh, I'm sorry for your loss

evens stream
odds cook myself another steak
0 turn off the computer

evens get food after work
odds don't
0 kms

i can't believe japitan died

I could

>>102297829
Car insurance hitman got her, hate to see it

>>102297829
I was hoping she would take my virginity...

>>102297829
it's the fate of all /jong/ captains

the apitain cruse...

>>102297902
I dont think japtain knows how to work a dick youre probably better off

Who's going to be the captain next year if japitan doesn't come back?

>>102298333
>trips
(You)aptain

>>102298145
she could learn together with me...

Fact: With jj abandoning us this makes qb the undisputed alpha bitch of /jong/ by default.

>>102298333
There won't be another jong team, you're going to integrate

>>102298625
This was said last year, it was said days before draft even

>>102298625
We were so close this year, surely next year will be the year.

Don't draft me to the /jong/ team

Please keep drafting me to the jong team until we place first and get tits

>he thinks we were ever gonna get tits
at best that was a drunken jj post that she instantly regretted, more likely a shitpost that was never going anywhere

>>102298889
There was never a verified counter assertion that we weren’t going to get tits therefore it follows we were totes gonna get tits. (You) did not believe which is why you missed quads

>>102298625
shan't study calculus again

Meow

what if nina was /here/

>>102299247
She owes us big time for dirtying herself with marriage

>>102299269
she married one of us

I miss stalking anons with everyone, this place has lost it's spark

>>102299576
then start the jongstalking streams back up

>>102299416
Damn imagine getting married and still being a virgin

I don't have time to sleep with my wife, I'm at work

reminder to clean up the OP when (You) bake since league is over

>>102300175
league is forever
nini

Shan't bake

ive decided that this is the last thread

I'm the last bread

my last stream
https://www.twitch.tv/vita_x_3

ymmy yummy half baked bread >>102301074