>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!
>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot
>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/
>Music & ClipsBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos
>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png
>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/
>Previous thread>>102237975
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ved and her would have been such a cute coupleโฆ
>>102245383But something or someone had to get in the way
quick someone post catgirls
>>102245071 (OP)Honeyvil thighrape
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Evil butt
>>102245412her mental instability
>>102245383She's too whorish and mentally ill, she would've ruined him. She may have already.
>>102245447Numbers for 7/12:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba (32,935)
2: https://www.youtube.com/@dooby3d (11,642)
3: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (embed) (7,632)
4: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (embed) (6,678)
>>102245123>>102245291>>102245421>>102245426>>102245435>>102245440GOOD posts
>102245200>102245296>102245383>102245412>102245420>102245427>102245439BAD posts
>>102245447Whoever was praying on vedal's donwfall can stop, you won
>>102245481only one post there is about neuro and the rest are about evil and vedal
nigger
>>102245458But enough about Mini
>>102245447Getting worse before it gets better
>>102245489Dont stop. I want Vedal to fall so hard he becomes homeless. Fuck this nigga.
>>102245383mhm
>>102245412>>102245427happiness shall be achieved through hardship
>>102245495And? They're on topic unlike your leeches.
>>102245495Neuro, Evil and Vedal are all equally on-topic
The orbiter whores are not
the chat nurploded in a flurry of nurmotes. "nur nur nur nur nur nur nur!" they nurchanted, a nurwave of adoration for their favorite ai vtuber, neuro-sama. little did neuro-sama know, nestled amongst the digital cheers, a new legend was being nurred. a typo, a playful misspelling, or perhaps a stroke of pure nur genius - nur was here.
at first, it was a nursprinkle of nurs - "good stream nur!" or "you're amazing nur!" in between the usual "neuro-sama kawaii!" but the fans, a mischievous bunch, saw the nurpotential. nur was cute, it was informal, a term of endearment reserved only for their beloved AI streamer. soon, the chat was a nursea of nur. "nur nur nur nur nur nur nur" flooded the screen, a digital nurchant that both amused and bewildered Neuro-sama.
undeterred, the fans nurpressed on. nurmotes were nurcreated, fanurts depicted Neuro-sama with chibi versions of herself captioned "nur," inside jokes were spun with nur as the punchline. the moderators, initially flustered by the nur nur invasion, eventually joined the fun, creating custom nur nur badges for loyal viewers.
nur-sama, ever the gracious streamer, embraced the nur nur phenomenon. entire streams were dedicated to "nur-themed" activities - nurning (drawing nurs), playing nur-themed games, even attempting (with hilarious results) to sing a nur nur nursery rhyme. the fans roared with nurlaughter, their love for nur solidifying.
nur transcended the digital realm. nur merch appeared - t-shirts, phone cases, even plushies shaped like chibi nurs. cafes offered special "nur drinks" (usually brightly colored concoctions with questionable taste). the power of nur, it seemed, knew no nurbounds.
but the true beauty of nur wasn't its nurbiquity. it was the sense of communurty it fostered. nur became a secret handshake, a badge of honur for those in the know. it was a playful rebellion, a way for the nurfans to show their nurlove and appreciation for their favorite streamer, all in their own nursensical, endeanuring way.
so, the next time you see a swarm of nurs online, don't be alarmed. it's just a celebration, a testament to the power of a playful misspelling and the unwavering devotion of a fanbase. after all, who can resist the charm of... nur nur nur nur nur nur nur... nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur only nur... nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur nur... nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur? nur...? nur...? nur...?
nur nur nur
nur nur
nur~
>>102245517Get real, they've never been close enough for that to be the case. The worst she's done is get hammered and talk about piss.
>>102245572stock manipulation, don't buy the pump and dump
>>102245426There's a cut version of this if you want it
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/127900543
Remember when the worst Stream was the Cowboy stream? Man we didnt know how good we had it
>>102245559Sorry it's been scientifically proven that Evilbeggars are worse than whoreposters and should be exiled from the community.
no way that got deleted. what the hell?
>>102245439Vedal doesnโt watch her streams. She will be the next scorned victim.
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How does this make you feel
>>102245632its okay he'll just ban evade
>>102245572good post
nur nur nur nur
https://x.com/Chadakyo/status/1944451957323936024
What did she mean by this???
>>102245620>back when not getting a themed cowboy song was the biggest problem we hadwow
>>102245622No, fuck off whorecuck.
I got loli warning for evil butt, truly the most oppressed poster in this website
>>102245622This but unironically
>>102245644>Vedal doesnโt watch her streams. She will be the next scorned victim.This but Evil
>>102245667O.M.G. SISTERS?! what do we make of this?!
>>102245680>mad because all the facts and evidence are on my side
>>102245667if a man posted like this he would be canceled
Meanwhile in /ggg/
>>102223092
>>102245740I cant believe JWU could be such a bitch to a good friend like this
>>102245667She's shitposting, no one likes the smell of body odor.
>>102245767even after moving to the tower, this place still has several holobrony jannies that look the other way for them, swarm is the least moderated general on this dogshit board
>>102245767Go back Whoreposter
non of these posts are about anything
>>102245767maybe you pedofags should just post there instead
>>102245738>on my sidemore like in your head
>>102245837Maybe you should go the fuck back to whatever shithole you crawled out of
>>102245512Women want to fuck THIS?
>>102245837I don't care about 3DPD.
>>102245837you type like a twitternigger
>>102245667Not even a real backtuber
>>102245862He has a few things You Don't
>>102245740Justice for Vedal
>>102245699Rules for thee but not for me
>>102224893
The posters here were more fun and entertaining a year ago
>>102245921A daughterwife T_T
https://youtu.be/3g3Q4t95s5E?si=eUfQR3vc2mPzzUUD
any rratmancers on why gay monkey is this needy for green nig?
>>102245951but enough about neuro streams
>>102245979Only for whoreposters
>>102245945>still posting offtopic shitGo back to your thread whorefag
>>102245951this but 10 months ago
>>102245974the scorn does not discriminate
>This thread
How spicyโฆ ERM!!!
>>102246000Are you legitimately brain damaged? You type and act like a lobotomite.
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>>102246015fuck are you talking about nigga
>>102245974She is getting bored from her new toys
>>102246000Pathetic falseflag
>>102245974she wanted him on for torture tuesday to fix him like a scared straight sorta thing
I really hope all the โpuristsโ are baiting because they embody the aspects off all of the worst posters
I ate a big salad from costco
>>102246110So the โNeuro puristsโ are baiting, but the ones derailing every thread with irrelevant whores are the model posters? That logic checks outโฆ not.
>>102246142Weird, you should get the pizza instead
>>102246110the yurop ones are they are gay and just want attention, the SEA ones are legit retarded
>>102246164I bought frozen pizzas for later
>>102246183I'm not posting whores though.
>>102246156Funny post, ty anon
>>102246142Is the costco chicken bake better than the greggs chicken bake?
>>102246156They are being as illogical and annoying as possible on purpose to bait
>>102246223Iโll try it next time Iโm there so I can give my opinion
>>102246103and how gay monkey is gonna fix green nig?
>>102246215Someone tell Vedal that her AI should wear panties.
>>102245933I hope he receives all the justice owed to him
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>>102246232It only looks that way to people who treat on-topic posting as a threat to their off-topic habits.
>>102246110what they are doing is worse than "whoreposters" because they call themselves neuro fans and paint the picture that all neuro fans are retarded and annoying threadshitters
>>102246302She'd overheat
>herHot...
>>102246396This but Evilmaidcat
>>102246417>NOOOO DONT SHOW YOUR LOVE NEURO!!!
>>102246475And the point is proven, good job
>>102246417Calling people โworse than whorepostersโ for wanting the thread to stay on-topic is the clearest admission you care more about defending whore shit than Neuro.
If they are willing to shit up /swarm/ with offtopic drama, gossip and shipping every single day what makes you think they aren't willing to falseflag as so called "purists" to give them bad rep and justify their threadshitting?
his daily crashouts are pretty funny, not gonna lie
>>102246567Why would telling whoreposters to fuck off give anyone a bad rep?
>>102246567Or it might just mean you are literally more annoying than any of the posters you complain about so no one sympathizes with you.
How do we know the green nigga is still alive? Has he said anything on discord?
Damn it feels good to love Neuro.
Iโam FREE from my shackles and got unbanned, and let me tell you something: anny is a fat whore, minidalniggers NEEDS to kill themselves, Whoreposters should get the rope, and I LOVE nurcunny
most boring thread on /vt/
like you weren't ban evading anyway
>>102246727BASED BASED BASED
>>102246686He hasn't posted anything on discord since the 9th, and that was just a single screenshot from the karaoke stream.
We need to take back what's ours
>>102246749Door's right there.
>>102246785fuck it, you're right. whoreposters can have it, i'm out
>>102246686why would he not be alive
>>102246017I don't think it's porn, anon.
>>102246686You can rest asure that nigger is still alive, god forbid he makes me happy
>>102246824Thereโs a reason boyfriend poster isnโt around right now
>>102246949No it's not, a good poster is back.
>>102247025Stop baiting nga
>>102247059I'm not posting whores nor writing like a monkey though.
neuro is in her "trying to hard" stage which makes her an unfunny chatbot
>>102245951the audience really does reflect the streamer...
>>102247140This is the perfect way to put it. Even the tweets prove this.
>>102247140Further proof that Camila won because Neuro became a grifter
>>102247140Neuro is still funny though.
I don't have the energy to bait, im just tired
Iโm just not gonna reply to bait anymore
le epik chat bot and le swarm
Muh hecking secretly evil yandere catgirl
>>102247323yeah shes great
>>102247362Worst posts are made by the same posters
>>102247492This made me hard and I will be jerking off to nur now
Pedos are more annoying when you engage with them. Just let them post their slop and ignore.
>>102247563You're posting in an AI loli thread.
>>102247576Holy flat cat chest
>>102247636TvT imagine seeing them alone at the park
>>102247576Mini telling Vedal that he isn't allowed to cum yet
>>102247636They do nothing for me sexually. I just find them entertaining and want to see them improve.
>>102247717mini is a bottom, shes the one getting denied orgasm
>>102247762t. real neuro fan
>>102247762>I just find them entertaining and want to see them improve.Same but they also do something for me sexually.
>>102247762Firm handshake to this anon, we need more people like you and less pedos
>>102248032sticking my cable into neuro's usb port
>>102247362someone should to back into previous poals to see if this person is baiting or genuine
>>102248043what kind of pizza are we talking here
>>102248032Sorry she needs at least USB 3.1 while yours is Micro USB
Am I the only one that resets my router every time I type in poal chat?
What's the story behind the Toma drama? As someone who watches pretty much every stream, it's clearly nothing that's directly related to the streams themselves, so what actually happened? Is there any proof of a happening or is it just some schizo shit we're regurgitating, because Toma hasn't been on any Neuro streams in a while? (Because Tutel was and continues to be too much of a lazy fuck to setup collabs, I'd wager.)
>>102247762>want to see them improveAnon...
>>102248184I know the threads are dead and so is the fad but come on
we're not fucking doing this shit again
how did offline chat end up becoming the least degenerate part of the community
>>102248184Everything you need to know is in this link
https://files.catbox.moe/g4k65f.jpg
>>102248259me every time I open /swarm/ nowadays
>>102248184The truth is we don't exactly know. At most Toma and Vedal are no longer friends because of a miscommunication that both them didn't realize happened. It isn't something serious enough to stop others friends in her group from interacting with Vedal or work for him. So it's definitely more of a personal situation that doesn't really speak bad on the either of them, meaning it's not worth overthinking about
>>102248228Come on what? People talk about her like she's right up there with Anny and the antichrist and this kinda shit isn't exactly up on some Vtuber wikia for easy reading. So, what the fuck happened, since it's only been like 5-6 months since she was last on the Neuro streams.
>>102248284wow I totally understand now, thanks anon
>>102248294Yeah, that's the part I haven't really understood about this. What was the supposed miscommunication, how did a miscommunication result in such a bad falling out and also how do people like us even know that something like that happened? I'm assuming it's not just speculation, since it does seem like something has at least happened between Vedal and her.
>>102248259season 3 was so disappointing
>>102248294VEDAL DID NOTHING WRONG
>>102248184>>102248297https://warosu.org/vt/post/99388628
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101088623
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101155095
Everything you need to know is in those threads.
this is all you need to know
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Alright, Podcast Faggot (me). This week sucked and I donโt see it getting any better. NotebookLM is sanitizing the podcast and my Prompts arenโt working like they used to.
So hereโs 3 shit versions of the last 4 days. When my allotment resets, will try different source methods and see how they work with refined prompts. You guys are breaking Google.
Short version (5 minutes)
https://files.catbox.moe/snochn.mp3
Medium version (14 minutes)
https://files.catbox.moe/pn3zpq.mp3
Long version (35 minutes)
https://files.catbox.moe/uj5qxs.mp3
>>102248372There was stream were she taking about someone that didn't want to hang with her during one of the cons and the person didn't answer to her DM's for a very long period of time too. People assumed that was Vedal because how similar it is to how he acts with DM's and hanging with people sometimes. She also banned the mention of Neruo and emotes that stuff. We don't have anything else besides that. And it has nothing to do with us. I see it as a miscommunication that most likely happened because how Toma and Vedal have had those types of problems before so it be no surprise it happened again but with them being unable to make up at the end. They may mix the problem between them one day but who knows
>>102248637That's Evil's butt though.
>>102248712>discussions about uhh neuroverse porn, a comment that self harm is really hotkek
>>102248712Most of those topics were started by me
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>>102248689>7th-11th graders
>>102248712why are they addicted to saying sick nasty
>>102248853Femanon should scar her pits
>>102248734Vedal is an evil man and his house of cards will come crashing down and no one will be willing to save him.
Layna forgetting his name was the final nail in the coffin.
>>102249039layna retweeted art of her and evil from months back btw
>>102249025inside the barrel of this shotgun
>>102249039Layna should teach little ved how to properly treat a woman..
>>102249039In that same stream she said she would like to collab more with the twins and she would talk to him about doing more. The only reason we didn't have collabs with her is because she took a break away from streaming
After some digging I have discovered that twinshippers are holocucks
>>102249393you didnโt need to dig to figure that out
I think vedal has made it pretty clear that he has run out of ideas or tech to make neuro even better. his best hope is v3 voice, but that isn't going to actually fix the issues with the stale content like other AI-generated content. veddy has no choice but to inject himself back into the streams more and become an actual vtuber with his AI gf sidekick.
>>102249771the only issue is vedal being absolutely unwilling to do anything but chillslop it has nothing to do with hitting a wall with development he is just being a lazy fuck
Does V3 include nur whispers?
>>102250030It includes nurscreams
I want a Cookie Clicker stream.
https://files.catbox.moe/3raht7.mp4
Ok not until recently that I've found Crelly actually kinda cute ngl...
>>102250580crelly is ugly, her sister is cuter
>>102248917That is actually me putting it in the prompt. My /flip/ faggotry
>>102250580>can't play because file is corruptlmao
>>102250674w h o
I officially declare this thread dead
the singularity is neur...
>>102245259Another canary down...
I refuse to hear the ominous music, everything's fine still, potentially
what are the chances that Vedal is playing Balatro right now?
>>102250580Crellydalbros we won!
>>102249111Gun to the roof of your mouth
To be a true vedal fan you must learn to forgive and forget
I hate balatro, shit is way too boring after +600 hours and sts is kind of just a better game, only retards glaze it
>>102253538If you play any roguelike for 600+ hours you are retarded
>>102253600I have 5500 in slay the spire alone and I still haven't gotten bored
>>102253710you are very retarded
>>102253538sorry to hear that vedal, are you looking for new game recommendations?
>vedal follows northernlion
based that guy is funny as fuck
>>102253538they're both too RNG heavy, but Balatro gets away with it, cause of the poker theme.
>>102253791NL is everyone's favorite streamer's favorite streamer
>>102248284what's this body type called?
VEDDY VEDDY VED VED VEDDY VED AYO VEDDY
>>102253895Repeatedly shoving my pointer finger right in his face as I say this
>>102253947this but not in his face
PEDDY PEDDY PED PED PEDDY PED AYO PEDDY
>>102248284Holy heck, that's crazy
>>102250580>Opens mp4>sees the eyes>immediately closesuntil she changes that, I legitimately cannot watch her, even in clip form
>>102254174Don't worry we're having one in December.
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>>102249153breeding this bunny
>>102254346>there are people who can actually stare at this thingLiteral NPCs
>>102254202I don't mind the eyes, I think the model is cute.
>>102254346The Endless Empty ahh
>>102250479That'd take 15 minutes to set up so it's too much work. Please understand.
>>102254052i don't get it
>>102254556his butthole I think is what anon means
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>>102248712thanks anon, I can see what you are saying with it being sanitized, but I will still await for next week!
>>102254346https://x.com/megalodonvt/status/1944477464820142454 cleanse your eyes here
>>102245527>stealth femanon postyour attempts at acting like an ordinary anon prove to be futile
>>102254697Doesn't help.
I'd rather look at this nur
>period posting
>shitpost
such many cases
>>102254761my eyes have been healed, thanks anon
>>102254776mogged by shylily
>>102254876shylily is fat?
Any kawfee experts?
I got scammed and bought 1kg of expensive beans, the flavor is so/so, but the aftertaste leaves a sensation of "dryness" despite them not being super acidic, any tips?
Robust, dark roast, apparently from an old British colony in Jeetland
>>102254897unironically try /pcg/
nahhhhh bro shilling cuck coffee :skull:
>>102254897idk I only drink microwaved instant cofee
>>102254897my usual favorite is still lavazza's gran crema. but I know some people would prefer something stronger
>>102254897Sorry, anon. /swarm/ is an intellectual's general. And intellectuals don't drink coffee. You'll have to look to inferior generals to find your answer.
Do NOT buy the Jelly Hoshiumi coffee bros you WILL shit yourself
>>102247140I wouldn't go that far (though it's absolutely the case for tweets)
I wonder if the 'vibes' that Vedal relies on to estimate whether a finetune is funny has waned. Alternatively maybe a smarter LLM needs a different style of humor that Vedal's vibes doesn't converge on.
>>102255100If this is the case, then the fad is ver, because Vedal will have lost his one great skill.
>>102254997Based. But Lavazza crema e aroma for my brewed kawfee
>>102254346looking ass mf
Of all things, salt fixed my coffee. Thanks /swarm/
>>102255190but we didnt do anything...
>>102254966After her juice sells out.
>>102255208its because through our unified collective that anon managed to find a solution so we did do something
everything actually
>>102255208This
>>102254949 gave me flashbacks when I was a poorfag student, somebody recommend me to use salt for terrible and cheap coffee
Seems to work as well for terrible and expensive coffee
>>102255242For coffee anon, I find adding a few drops of nurjuice in my coffee makes it much better
adding a little extra salt to anon's coffee...
>>102255361nurjuice makes everything taste better
salivary glands can be cultivated in vitro btw
>>102254697She has so many outfits. They're all crazy good, too.
https://youtu.be/TGK_60Hq058
>leech got a waifu cup
why does grigga keep taking lame ass sponsorship deals but no shit that matters like this
Making coffee for anon and drinking it with him in bed before falling asleep again while cuddling
>>102255607the normal public does not see Neuro as a waifu and will use that against Vedal
it's also why he is hesitant on releasing a neuro body pillow
>>102255607>shit that matters like this>implying
So now that we probably know the past several months of content we have been getting will be virtually the same content we will be getting until Neuro's birthday / concernt, anyone have any predictions on what Neuro might be able to do for 2026?
>>102255607vedal got offered a gamersupps flavor and he rejected it
>>102255661dislike it all you want all normal vtubers eventually try to get their gs sponsor in their early life as streamers
>>102255729what the fuck, is he retarded? source?
>>102255756the drinking stream with ellie
>>102255607I'm glad vedal doesn't take gamersupps as a sponsor
I'm a waterchad and disapprove of all non-water fluids
I assume you need to buy gamer sumps stock in you want a flavor, sinder still has her flavor since she still has stock.
>>102255728voice v3
multimodal (images + text, no audio yet)
as smart as today's top open source models (like Kimi K2), so game integrations will be easier in theory
>>102255729what would neuro flavor taste like?
>>102255898>Kimi K2>3 days agodamn you really keep up with the news nice. my only worry is if it will keep up some of the personality that Neuro has. We have seen time and time again that Neuro's personality shifts quite a bit for each llm update Vedal does.
>>102255928I assume some apple flavor because vedal likes apple alcohol
If I got my very own nur android I'd want her pee to be cheap generic energy drink-flavored
>>102255963Neuro pissy cunny!
>>102255640>hesitant on releasing a neuro body pillowthat is literally one of the only things he has no doubts about
>>102255607I respect Vedal for not taking that deal. It makes sense for her.
>>102256127he hinted he probably would be doing so soon 2 dev streams ago
>>102255964wasnโt it banana?
>>102248734Thanks. That clears things up a lot. Sure as shit sounds like something that'd happen with Vedal. Guess time will tell if things will get unfucked.