A thread for the Crazed Cultist of Cardboard, Mori Calliope

Mori will pull no signed cards today!
But everyone else will get at least one!

>>102262743
She'll get ONE
And it'll be a signed Kiara

>>102262743
yeah i can see this happening

meep off

>>102262565 (OP)
So now that she's next in queue for graduation once her UMG contracts runs out this year. You think she'll debut as vutber or start flesh streaming?

>>102263219
Calliope Meepoff, Russian super scientist

Pokemon this week, I feel it in my bones

>>102264650
You're more likely to get more horses, especially if they start talking about during card opening

>>102262565 (OP)
Why is the subject in nihongo when the horse lover hardly speaks it?

>>102264729
That's okay with me, I want her to learn about Rice Shower

>>102264650
at best well get the collab and one solo stream then nothing till next week since she dead set on trying to boost her music numbers.

>>102264729
Thats ok, maybe a golp ship arc would be funny to watch

>>102264650
The horse races will continue until morale improves

what goes on in mori calliope's head

>>102266287
head empty no thought
also seasonal brainrot

>>102266287
idk right now probably cats, gigi, protein shakes and holo tcg

>>102265075
She'd probably be fine doing golshi as long as someone tells her stam and power are key

>>102266873
Mori should let ME have some gigi sex, as a treat

>>102266473
That reminds me that I need to go watch the first episode of gachiakuta

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

It's just not the same (desu)...

I this dream that I went to this BBQ restaurant and the head chef was Ci
Was pretty crazy, but she could make a mean brisket

>>102270477
I found a place near me that has pretty great bbq for a good price.
Its tough to find a place near me that just has solid smoked meat with no frills so I'm pretty happy about that

>>102270477

I had a nightmare where Mori opened a Mexican restaurant.

im crossing fingers calli will open a crazy cool card and all the girls can get excited! it would be fun to watch them celebrate!! :D

>calli

Give me a good song for this soundpost

>>102272580
What type of vibe do you want?

>>102272602
up to you

>>102272580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGoH-tIzW5Q

>>102272580
https://youtu.be/rz9eYvuZOYg?si=w63T5n1RcNvBX4zV

>>102272580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP6XC5r86HU

>>102272664
>wave race
>not hydro thunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuhtqjcvj8I

>>102272580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11PXWZGBMQo

>>102272580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUSxabS5_qM

>https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1944899440030179418/photo/1
Biboo's in the collab now btw

>>102273797
That rocks!

>>102273797
That's wild

https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1944924556990513527/photo/1

>first BGM is a Kronii song
this too is deathclock

>>102276040
>all english boxes
based

>>102276240
Foul beast....

>>102276040
I think mori is addicted to cards

>>102276240
AWAY

crossing fingers for a signed card!!

What set has the card that Mori drew the art for?

>>102277610
I think it was the most recent

>>102277679
the one with the koyo signed card?

>>102277692
Yea

summoning the kiwawa signed card for mori

I hope Mori streams Death Stranding

The "Morimom soon?" guy just busted a nut somewhere just now....

>>102278577
Are the Justices coming later?

>>102279055
Yea, she said they'll come a bit closer to the end

>>102279095
Speaking of

>Uses forbidden magic to insert a [Weird Cat] card into one of the packs

>>102279302
What would a Weird Cat card even do?

>>102279664
stab your opponent to automatically win!

>>102279664
You automatically win the match

>>102279762
>Left Arm of the Weird Cat

This is literally rape

cute takomori crumbs

>>102280024
It should've been me! I would have taken that for Mori!

>>102279973
lmao

>>102279664
Steal the loser's soul and the winner's.

Sending Mori my energy

WH40K bros..................we're SO fucking BACK

LAST PACK

>100
>NO SIGNED CARD
This is just ridiculous lmao

Takamorichads

>>102280906
150 if you count the solo streams.

Damn...that was disappointing. WHERE ARE THE SIGNED CARDS

>Doggos going dead silent after chat said she didn't pull a single signed card
fucking kek

>>102281046
I ate them.

>>102281046
The odds of get a signed card much be ungodly low for you to pull like 9600 cards and not single one of them to be signed lol

I want a Mori OSR card even if she's not meta

>>102279973
kek

>>102281268
Lmao

>>102281268
Man-

>>102281268
kek

Mori will get one in the next 1000 boxes!

Despite failing to get a single signed card (lol), it was a very comfy stream. The card art is all nice. And you can really tell they love/respect/miss their owl (I do too.)

When you think about; Mori shouldn't feel sad about not pulling a signed card since getting into Hololive makes her luckier than hundreds of millions of people
That's like pulling a 1000 signed cards all at once!

>>102281990
It's ogey, Mowi, keep huffing that copium. You'll get that card eventually.

>>102281773
Mumei will always be remembered.

https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1944996388107915531

https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1944997630192275615

>>102284007
>>102284286
mori...

starting to think not pulling any signed cards might've actually broken her

>>102284007
i can feel the hidden rage burning through my screen lol

She may not have pulled a signed card but did her pulls over the cost of the boxes?

>>102284935
They got them for free

>>102284584
I feel like it gotta be a bit sobering to open well over 1000 packs and not one of them to have a signed card
Like, it feels like she'd have an easier time hitting the lotto at this rate lol

>>102285292
Well, hypothetically speaking then.

jfc those ssr rates for the tcg cards are ASS

According to a guy I spoke to at a demo event yesterday, there's supposed to be a signed card every 10 or so boxes

>>102286744
100% bullshit.

>>102286744
Someone's gonna get one signed card per box thanks to Mori now! Yay!

>>102286787
Probably. Mori maybe just got really really really unlucky though
>>102286808
That guy? Me
Not really, they didn't have any boosters for sale after the demo

>>102286744
Is there perhaps a difference between JP and English boxes?

>>102287134
I believe there is. That guy did say certain cards that appear in JP boosters are left out of the EN ones. I believe it was some of the support cards?
Maybe the drop rates are different in EN too

>>102287134
Technically yea, since there's more members with signed cards (as opposed to the current EN version where only Kiara and Suzy have them) bu there's almost more cards in general so idk how the rate evens out

>>102288044
meido mori cute

>AmaLee did voicework in Octopath 2
neat

>>102288641
>switch to EN voices to check how the character sounded
>she sounds like fucking Nerissa
lmao

gachiakuta is mid

>>102289653
I though it was pretty good

>>102289653
>And other phrases that will make the reaper come for you (in the bad way)

member's schedule up by the way

I want to fuck Mori’s sister

>>102290793
The rat?

Thinking about Mori's feet

>>102291656
Yes

>>102290590
>women font

>>102292266
I think of this everytime that person posts a screenshot
How do you live reading everything daily in that font. It's so weird.

streets are saying Mori has a song on Donkey Kong Bananza

>>102286337
Well, the really rare ones ARE focused on collection rather than play since they're shit like full-arts

>>102292524
One guy posted a clip /here/ and everyone said it sounded nothing like her, that's basically all I know about it

Why does Groks AI anime girl sound and talk like Mori

AND THEN THERE'S MORI

>>102294620
proof?

Mori the Calliope

My wife :}

>>102294648

>>102295621
Quuuuuute

I fucking hate horse game so much

>>102295735
but why

>>102295735
But the stories are really cute

>>102294648
I miss Andorra..

Imaging how stinky her coochie gets after a dance lesson and a work out

>>102297889
I think about this VERY often
I would pay any amount for that suit

>>102298898
along those lines, they really should auction off some personal items for the next charity stream. Tiltify has an auction function and they would probably raise a shitload of money from that, especially if they do all ina nd auction off clothing.

>>102299028
Mori will NEVER sell her dumb hats

>>102299028
>>102300396
I bet you'd buy and smell those big ass moon shoes, you sick f-words.

I'd rather buy a ticket to huff the cat

>>102300414
If they were freshly worn before auction I would
Must sniff

>>102300434
NOW we're talking!

>>102301021
Lol the stink one is a menace. Ghosty would never.

>>102298898
I often think about the XL-sized suit that girls have Mori, Noel, Lamy, etc have to wear because of their boob size....

>>102301889
Mori is like six inches taller than both of them. It must be uncomfortable for her.

no streams this week? shame

>>102302012
Imagine the breast constriction

>>102302621
>no streams this week?
She literally just streamed on Monday retardbro

man those nuzlocke streams were so comfy to sit with. i love chill gaming mori

My mood tonight, like actually drinking some red.

WHY DOES SHE HATE US

>>102304981
S-spooky!

>>102295674
Mori should play that Gorilla game Kanata was playing today.

Her oshi Bennett Foddy even worked on it

>>102305048
Everyone hates everyone today. Almost no one seems to be streaming today outside a short bae zatsu. Might be a big AFO recording day.

>>102305989
It's pretty kakkoi

>>102305989
Those legs

>https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1945302366804468151
Morpo (+CHaD) on the 18th!

Well that didn't last long lmao. Horse game tomorrow, Darkest Dungeon the next day and 3D studio stream the day after.

>>102302621
How do they say "Blown the fuck out" in your monkey language?

>>102302621
Laugh at this retard

Did you milk your Mori today?

>>102307421
>>102309111
>three days in a row with a stream
Mane-san... UMG... Don't look...

>>102309937
>immediately moves the goalpost
>thinks management and UMG aren't the ones keeping her busy from streaming (like she fucking said they would)

>>102309937
Don't worry, I will sacrifice a goat and pray to Sobek and it will do more for her numbers than the malarkey whatever consultant they found.

>>102310161

>>102309937
Thought you were the other guy making a typo for a second, gomen
Do we even know if it's management/UM pushing her to follow the Suisei strat though? Everything I've seen has me thinking this could just be Mori having a monkey-see-monkey-do moment and even that's assuming she wasn't just busy recording or some shit

>>102310340
that clip was making the rounds and got posted /here/ lines up way to well

>>102310340
>spoiler
Nope, this seems like it is something she decided to do and that suisei clip is the only thing we can think she got the idea from.

>>102310340
Nah, in fact we know they basically don't give a shit about YT's numbers

>New version of McQueen drops tomorrow
Oh yeah, we're heading to the gacha mines debbies

>>102311618
As she should. She can borrow from deadbeats for the other one.

Ci!

Some may not like it, but this the peak effeminate form

Which Umamusume is the most like Mori?

>>102313256
I posted it on the other side, but an anon either here of there mentioned an upcoming uma that has a bad reputation but is actually hard working and caring, dont remember the name but I'd like to know.
In any case, I'm pulling for Wedding Air Groove no matter what

>>102312525
that's my wife!

>>102312525
she's so fucking flat

>https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1945408071628415376
Morp Holonatsu ref sheet finally dropped

>>102315474
Some neat details that no one will see. Overall it's not a bad look. The collar has really grown on me.

Interested to see if Mori had a hand in this sudden new Cover label.

>>102316613
I think it's pretty lazy compared to most of the other gens. For some reason the artist who did Myth completely avoided any cleavage on two extremely buxom members in favor of boring one-color sports bra looking tops.

g'nite

>>102317343
Evidence points to no

>>102317504
Personally I'm a fan of the halter top style

Will Mori whale for McQueen?

>>102320262
I hope so

>>102262565 (OP)
Mori is so brave to play the horsegame, after all the horse accidents in her career

>>102320262
With Mori's gacha luck, she might actually pull her with the rolls she has. I don't really see her whaling though if she doesn't get lucky

>>102321212
Adam Saddler was a one-time freak accident!

Mori and Raora should go to the real horse races and make a stream about betting real money on horses.

>>102322293
Lui-nee would gladly take them

>>102322131
It was cute how attached she got to the horses in Red Dead

But if you had to pick a body part on Mori, which would you choose and what would you do to it?

>>102324196
Morbi hands

>>102324196

>>102324196
Fingies!

>>102319464
Style is fine, it's the fact that that's not how a halter top fits on a woman with any sort of chest. Look at Choco's for how Mori's should look
https://x.com/hololive_en/status/1944970175977283928

>>102320262
Biwa is really good and her look really fits Mori's glasses outfit. She should try to get her a secondary

>>102324196
When I was young skeleton, the Mori were plentiful. We lived alongside them, and when we had to take one, we used the whole thing.
Then the bleach bones came and hunted Mori for sport. They only took bits they wanted and left the rest. Now, Mori is very scarce. But elderbeat says one day, the Mori will return to as they once were.

>>102324196
huge FUCKING meepers

>>102330624
Playing the bongos

Meep

Neal couldn't stop my Morpo!

Does the new McQueen get a new career storyline or is it just a costume/ability?

>>102334780
Idk about the story/career but the stats are different

Mori would enjoy Cinderella Gray

>there is a possibility she might put in her credit card info
Oh god, she's actually diving into the gacha mines...

>Captcha: PAYJ8
kek

Would you rather spend money 60 bucks on a 12 booster packs of Hololive TCG cards or 60 bucks on horse game pulls?

>>102335392
TGC cuz I'd rather have the physical card

Mori taking to the streets to feed her gacha addiction.

cute!

>>102335392
That's what I'm currently struggling with, actually..
I have a friend with an MLB Kita so I don't NEED it per se, but I still need more good cards in general..

I don't mean to be rude but this is literally less than a single roll lmao

>>102335392
The English TCG pull rates are terrible. JP had 1 guaranteed OSR per box. EN's box is double the price with no guarantee. Just buy singles.

Watching Mori spend about 70~ dollars and feel like she's already invested TOO much into gacha after having watch Gigi/Kaela both drop 600-800 dollars is a really funny juxtaposition lol

>>102262565 (OP)
since when is Mori a horse

>>102336157
She accepted her truest self

>>102335548
The most american horse in the game.

>>102336256
When are we gonna get some American horse girls like Obey Your Master or Justify?

what would mori's funny racehorse name be

>>102336218
why am I hard and erect for this horse Mori

>>102336307
Does it have anything to do with The Incident

>>102336305
Reaper Rapper

>>102336330
probably

>>102336157
She's always been a work horse! budum tsst
>>102336305
Nyx Rapper

>>102336290
American horse owners would most likely charge out the ass for the rights or cringe at the very idea and say no. Plus, if they wanted to use american tracks and the whatnot, they would have to pay for that too.

>>102336384
needs to erase the second ears
mori is a true uma

>>102336384
Uma Mori looks so fertile.

>>102336569
She do have some udders

Uhm everyone knows that uma mori is just mori with fake horse ears right?

>>102336662
You cannot deceive me

Our girl!

>>102336662
Are you sure about that?

I made this for the other thread

>>102335392
Food.

>>102336384
>Nyx Rapper
kek, nice

I bet Mori's dressed like this too

>>102337682
Mori big morps accidently busing the buttons off her shirt.....

>>102337735
morp's mare udder annihilating all in their path...

>>102337682
If she did, she should do it again

>>102335793

NTA; but I'm 3 boxes deep and I don't feel too bad about what I'm pulling. I haven't looked into what the rates are, but I have gotten a pretty good spread of the cards from Blooming Radiance. Especially alternatives. No signed card for me, but I do know someone who got one at least.

It's been a decade but I did used to be really heavy into MTG from 00-12, and that was a hellscape of card spread. Especially when it came to the power cards.

>>102337976
I wish they included an energy card in every pack like they do for pokemon

>>102338083
The Cheer Set was cheap, like $10 IIRC. So I just bought it.

Honestly, if you're using sleeves while you play, you could just use any Pokemon energy cards of the same color. They operate in basically the same fashion.

>>102338132
I guess so, but I don't like using proxies all that much. I still feel a bit weird about mixing my JP cards into my deck

God, the sudden "mood + (random stat) down" bits are fucking annoying

why GOLD SHIP and MORI CALLIOPE look to similar, minus the hair color

>>102338530
>>102337008

>>102338694
But wheres weird cat?

i've always liked the outfit calli has :3 she's so cute and i love the flowers in her hair

If she was gonna try to game the algorithm to promote her songs more by doing fewer streams, couldn't she just do more collabs but not stream her pov?

>>102339035
yes, but she also needs a recent release, all her current songs are old

I think it's super cute how Tutu looks out for Ghostcat

Mori sure perks up when McQueen shows up

I got up to make a salmon
Why does the Morp jorse have band aid now?

>>102339134
>a couple months ago is old
And I'm an ancient fossil. Anyways part of it is doing it in advance of new releases too, to prep the algo.

>>102339521
When it comes to youtube, yes of course it is.

Anyone else turned on by her Valley Girl Zoomer accent?

>>102339616
>Anyone else turned on by her [..] accent?
Yes! especially the Sothern belle one

She's so fucking cute bros

Oh hey, Kaichou mention!

I like when Mori speaks spanish

>>102339505
Let's just say her girl has an... unorthodox way of expressing happiness

>shilling gambling for her dear deadbeats

>>102340844
But enough about the Holo TCG stream

>>102340844
She barely did any pulls though? Where is my gambling?

>>102340884
Horse racing is gambling

>>102340920
You don't bet on the horses though?

What if Mori joined in a horse betting stream along with Lui?

>>102341301
How do those work anyway? Is it like a watchalong? Any time I opened one of those, all I saw was lists.

>>102341370
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's airing on japanese TV and they're keeping tabs on all the horses they have money on

>>102341370
gets fucked as a horse

RATE THE PULLS
RATE THE DROPKICKS
RATE THE RACES
RATE THE STREAM

New song release soon I guess but man that was a really awkward of announcing it

>>102341753
No kitasan...../10
Ouch/10
Golshi jobbed/10
I had fun/10

>>102341794
It might be that song with nerissa for that gacha.

>>102341753
Fuck gacha/10
Blain hort/10
KAMON GOLDSHIP SCORE SAM FACKING FIRSTS/10
Pretty good. The horse made me cringe a little but it was still endearing and a bit hot

she morp on my meep till i morb

She yed on my ci till I squeeb

Mori should shoot me with a gun

Weird Horse running around wielding a captive bolt pistol

>>102344017
Weird fuckin' horse....(it's just golshi with pink hair and Mori's outfit)

>>102343876
true...

gnite

>>102344965
Sleep tight debbie

>>102344152
It's Weird Cat (cat ears and all) but with added horse ears and tail...and now holding TWO knives!

Meepsnaw

>>102346141
I would buy this

>boot up horse game to see what its all about
>pull this in my first support card draw
welp, I guess I'm locked in

>>102348103
Now pull it 3 more times

https://open.spotify.com/album/30JkncE3VebU9WgLBMfROW

>>102348271
On Spotify? Nice. I'm gonna listen to it later.

>>102348271
Neato burrito

>>102348142
I read that you can get things to fully upgrade it from the half and 1 year anniversary with only 1 copy

It seemed like she hiding something.

>>102348853
Cat treats in her pocket?

>>102348853
Yeah, me (In her womb)

https://youtu.be/usYJlwzgwL0?t=5528
I think this was the match that Woolie saw that convinced him that our boy was alright

>>102348271
I know it might not be possible but it would be cool to hear this in a 3D live or Fes

>>102348142
done (still F2P)

>>102349966
No way you are fp2. Your luck is insane dude.

>>102351448
I guess I can't prove it, but I am.
I'm looking at ways to farm carats to get that last pull. I think I need 16500 more to get a guaranteed.

So who did Mori get a Switch 2 from?