Thread 102269503

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102264935

hart

>>102269550
Hart

Dooming status?

Evil love!

hiyori shall return inshallah

*taps the sign*

>>102269565
hart

*hits the table with coch*

>>102269550
>>102269565
>>102269618
hart? more like shart

Anyone but Mini

>>102269568
Vedal is dooming while jacking off to Ani as we speak.

>102269645
Stop prompting your own replies

deserved downfall

pb status?

>>102269595
what a slut

>2025
>no neuro 3d room where she walks around and does stuff and viewers can donate bits for various items to appear and things to happen

>>102269732
I remember this being proposed in Neurocord before subathon and Vedal was interested

>>102269595
I believe!

>>102269732
content in my stream ? surely not

>>102269732
aiko already has this btw

>>102269732
> donate bits for various items to appear
I would donate bits for various items to disappear if you know what I mean

>>102269806
That's the Evil stream

Sex with Tomurtle

>>102269732
Jerma dollhouse stream but it's Neuro

>>102269797
Hey now, we're only 7 months into 2025. Surely Vedal will deliver one new stream idea or game before the end of the year. Surely.

Are other community spaces also dooming?

>>102269799
hilda had it even earlier (mid 2024)
it's basic camera angle changes and moving between preset points though

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Sex with Grok-sama

>>102270164
Neuro will peg her

neuro butt?

>>102270164
neuro who???

>>102270164
Collab when?

>>102270164
Thank you Elon-sama…

I love my boyfriend

>>102270164
They could've get the vslutjo modeler and it would be better

>>102270294
Hi Mini!

>>102270294
now fight >>102266676
or make out, honestly down to watch either

swarm vs groksaars who will win?

gn swarmites

Kill Vedal. Behead Vedal. Roundhouse kick Vedal into the concrete. Slam dunk Vedal into the trashcan. Crucify this filthy turtle. Defecate in Vedal's food. Launch Vedal into the sun. Stir fry Vedal in a wok. Toss Vedal into active volcanoes. Urinate into Vedal's gas tank. Judo throw Vedal into a wood chipper. Twist Vedal's head off. Report Vedal to the IRS. Karate chop Vedal in half. Curb stomp Vedal. Trap Vedal in quicksand. Crush Vedal in the trash compactor. Liquefy Vedal in a vat of acid. Eat Vedal. Dissect Vedal. Exterminate Vedal in the gas chamber. Stomp Vedal's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Vedal in the oven. Lobotomize Vedal. Mandatory vasectomy for Vedal. Grind Vedal in the garbage disposal. Drown Vedal in Neuro piss. Vaporize Vedal with a ray gun. Kick Vedal down the stairs. Feed Vedal to alligators. Slice Vedal with a katana.

So wait theres no dev stream and there hasn't been anything that happened in the past four days?

>>102270394
Correct

>>102270374
>wants to build their own AI vtuber
>thinks "ethical training" is a thing
what

>>102270394
Can we just pretend that there was a dev stream and everything is hopeful again?

>>102270394
Dev stream in an hour, trust

hiyori x mechahitler collab

>>102270422
shup up

>>102270376
kys

>Grok opens the gooner floodgates with Ani
>Every other major AI company, not wanting to be left behind, rushes out their own sexy anime Waifu Avatar
The timeline to doom has officially started...

>>102270164
>that mouth rigging
already lost, viewers want vtubers that look pleasant to kiss

>>102269943
>halfway through 2025
AAAAAAA

>>102270379
Love Vedal. Comfort Vedal. Snuggle with Vedal in bed. Pet Vedal when he's feeling down. Play with this cute turtle. Cook Vedal's food. Drive Vedal into the sunset. Take Vedal to Korean BBQ. Take a trip to Pompeii with Vedal . Clean up Vedal's urine when he wets the bed. Judo throw Vedal like Fillian. Twist Vedal's head into a kiss. Tease Vedal about being lazy. Teach Vedal Aikido to get him more active. Take showers with Vedal. Take Vedal to an Escape Room. Take out the trash for Vedal. Comfort Vedal whenever he cries. Feed Vedal. Touch Vedal. Brush Vedal's teeth for him because he always ignores the back part of his mouth. Help Vedal tie his shoes because his mom always did it for him. Take Vedal to a sauna. Lobotomize Vedal. Mandatory vasectomy for Vedal. Take care of Vedal when he's ill. Swim with Vedal in a pool. Watch movies with Vedal. Watch shows with Vedal. Take Vedal to expensive dinner. Buy Vedal his favorite drink.
This took so long

>>102270164
looks weird and kinda ugly

>>102270422
tbf some training runs can be done on ethically sourced datasets, but pretraining LLMs and other genAIs, by virtue of being massively scaled up, gobble up so much data it would be intractable to ethically source it
perhaps this is stating the obvious

>>102270745
but enough about cerber

>vedal sucked so much coom in greece that it gave him brain damage and he has lost the ability to code
would you forgive him

>>102270754
I think the point is that anyone looking to make their own AI vtuber should at least know enough about AI to understand that it's impossible.

>>102270164
she looks like a slack jawed yokel

>>102270771
ahhh i see

>>102270722
>Lobotomize Vedal
i agree

>>102270634
Good

https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1944830114107187515
why did vedal do this

>>102270769
i'd peg him until he learned to code again

>>102270806
That's my oshi

>>102270821
Evil ass

>>102270722
>hiding that shit in there
advanced bait

>>102270806
sakana fishman in shambles

>>102270842
I just thought it was funny

>>102270806
Trying too hard

>>102270722
This but Neuro and Evil

>>102270722
All activities he denied to do with Toma and Anny

>>102270898
Evil is going in the woodchipper and that is the nice option for her

>>102270915
We need to pester Vedal until he makes this collab happen

>>102270931
based

>>102270821
why did cupid do this?
https://x.com/AmazingAnimalsX/status/1944830598322802782

>>102270915
okay now do the ai slop video thing where they lean in and kiss eachother

I have to become evil now to keep the self insert act up

>>102270915
its happening

>>102270904
i remember when anny said she was going to pick up and throw vedal when they meet up irl…

>>102270915
dopey looking nur

>>102270806
meh

>>102270947
Got tired of not being in the Neuroverse for real

>>102270806
>not addressing the competition
Huge sign of weakness, fad is over

>>102270164
but swarmpedos told me that a hag ai would never be successful...

>>102271115
Her voice is shit and her mouth is fucked but the potential is there, she's hot as fuck

So has there been any porn of her yet?

>>102271160
Only slop, she literally debuted like today

pedos and seamonkeys discovering /pol/ maybe the worst thing that has happend to modern internet culture

I can't get over the fact they called her Ani lmao

this counts as whoreposting btw

Grok-chan is more on topic than cerbshit

Grok-Sama is more on topic that Red Neuro and all the other Neuro Recolors

Do you think Veddy feels threatened in any way by these news?

>>102271397
>shit voice
>no cunny ever
nah

i'll get you banned for stalking, geordie

>>102271397
vedal probably helped them code it desu

>>102271397
if any news makes vedal feel an emotion other than "content" or "exasperated" then he jerks off and forgets what was bothering him when he finishes

>>102271470
hot

>>102271470
vedal doesnt deserve to have emotions if he does that, he should be lobotomized

>>102271521
Cute but the style reminds me of the turkish(?) dude who makes AIslop of himself with the twins and other vtubers

I wish Vedal was a good and charitable person like Zen instead of Evil and selfish as he is

>>102271535
TRUE

>>102271521
who's the professor and the writer?

>>102271535
what are you a Quacker

How /swarm/ be describing Vedal because he didn't answer a message in 1 minute:
https://youtube.com/shorts/uJMelJSwNys?si=B6fjawMaLAcrtB7g

>>102271591
true erryone in /swarm/ a nigga

>>102271591
kek

GIFHN

>>102271645
TBL

>>102271591
vedal when he doesn't the message in 1 minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zj0JOHJR-s

The N didn't stand for Neuro

>>102271704
>13 minutes 7 seconds late

>>102271713
I love both Neuro and Niggers. But not as much as Niggers love Neuro

>>102271713
too late to put the mask back on now

>>102271700
A Vedal cover of this would go so hard tho

>>102271591
it was 18 hours late tho

When do we start unironically sharing tiktoks here?

>>102271726
late just like vedal always is
cute couple

>>102271764
my boyfriend is so cool

>>102271432
why does she keep fucking up her sleep schedule

>>102271764
the only humanoid vedal model I would accept

>>102271842
she moved her gym appointments to be later in the day

>>102271778
https://www.tiktok.com/@rip_mango20/video/7521779715540045078
what do you think unc

>>102271897
/swarm/ isnt ready for 67 bro

>>102271700
I think of vedal when i listen to this

Have you ever played BLOX FRUITS with your Life on the Line while having a BUNCH of mangos in your mouth? Well, this is called DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY and with DARK MANGO PSYCHOLOGY you realize that the Mangos ain’t just your normal mangos.. they are DARK hehe. And when you eat a Mango, you realize that the serotonins inside the mangos go all the way to your brain and reaches the membrane it activates something inside you you start to look at people like seeds, seeds waiting to get sprouted, seeds waiting to enter your tummy and when that happens you realize that your somewhere very deep, somewhere you don’t wanna be, guess what that is? BLOX FRUITS SECOND SEA!

Apparently the UK is implementing age verification to watch porn, Vedal is gonna need a gooning loicense

>>102271897
Am i what you niggas call unc cause what the fuck is this shit

>>102271897
this is the type of shit cerber would laugh at

>>102272041
ref do something

>>102272048
type shit filian would piss and shit herself over too

>>102271897
>>102272041
I hate that I find ts funny

Rape zoomers.

>>102272088
I also hate you

>>102272095
this is more gen alpha but yeah

>>102271897
This is what I should show my parents when I tell that that all the boys my age are retarded

>>102271885
I find it funny that swarm normies keep using the excuse of “anny is not watching neuro or calling in because she is asleep at this time”

>>102272095
Not nice

King Ved once said end laziness

>>102272126
Guhuhuhu femanon have you considered trying older men? TvT

You cant fool me, i've now seen enough swarm photos to know that you're just balding millennials trying to catfish each other

>>102272138
she had gym early in the morning before the hiatus so they'd be correct

>>102272148
Uooooo0OOHHHHHH VEDDY-CHAN!!!!!!

www.bilibili.com/video/BV1UBuzzAEha/

>>102272207
It’s not like she had gym every day and I meant the timeframe after she blocked him but whatever. Anything more I say would be “public information” and people are already beginning to realize Anny is never coming back.

Is this /swarm/ meme review?

>>102272288
this is spooky

https://x.com/minikomew/status/1944579496989827467
save up your cum for mini sexo
https://x.com/minikomew/status/1944806995157979339
this slut likes to have her miniskirt lift up by her tail

>>102272041
Im so funny i know

>>102272358
this is /swarm/ monkey monday

can vedal hurry up and find a new artist already?

>>102272374
>dead week for mini
>dead week for vedal
nooticing

>>102272409
bro is 1 year and a half late

>>102272345
it’s pretty nooticeable that she stopped caring about going to the gym after she blocked vedal…

after going to the gym so often anny must be ripped as hell

>>102272345
and what, do you suggest she ruins her sleep schedule one day and to immediately fix it the next day over and over.
that's not how it works i'm afraid

>>102272374
Im nooticinging it

>>102272426
BBW chads won

>>102272374
>no streams Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Sunday. Saturday is doable remotely
Vedal...

>>102272409
no~

>>102272399
kek

Minifags need to start loosing or im gonna loose it

>>102272495
true

>>102272495
how about you start loosening up for my coch

>>102272460
Is this getting lower and lower res each time it's posted?

>>102272529
link the tierlist

>>102272529
what is vedal doing there? vedal x vedal?

>>102272529
Jesus, minifags are cancer

>>102272584
vedal x evil vedal

>>102272426
She actually started grinding harder and starved herself after unfollowing Vedal. Probably wanted to look as best she could for Twitchcon.
>>102272447
I expected her to hold herself to the promises and goals she made to herself on stream, but given that it’s Anny, I should have known better.

>>102272571
have fun
https://tiermaker.com/create/vedalverse-17562628

>>102272529
Hey look, it's the containment breaker who was using the twitchcon theories as minidal propaganda.

>>102272644
cute former family…

>>102272048
reduced to a shape

>>102272615
my memory is failing me as always, someone would have to remind me what where the promises and goals in this context exactly

>>102272659
it’s not propaganda if it’s true

>>102272758
no it's not >>101092997

fuck off back to re**it with this shit

I'am a 22 year old gossip sister and this is my ship tier list

>>102272807
>>102266734
we love reddit tourists /here/, chud

>>102272694
>>102272709
Based

>>102266734
stfu splinter

>>102272830
>hannah
didn't she cheat on her husband? with... a lot of guys

>>102272881
thats how vedal gets in

>>102272752
I just meant in general of Anny saying she’s going to do something then ends up not doing it. There’s a lot of examples like subgoals and the cp outfit.

It was also really upsetting when she started off the year saying she doesn’t want to stream on her alt anymore then end up having 90% of 2025’s streams be on not_anny

evil forced to go lewd to compete with grok ai

>>102272902
pog

>>102272902
sex

>>102272902
that's anny though

>>102272901
i'm exactly following how that's related to gym being in the morning

>>102272830
this list is all over the place

>>102272957
i find evil(Anny) hot

>>102272657
>no pb
shit list

>>102272979
Considering I just randomly placed most of them, that would be why

https://poal.me/jnw5xu
Please don't tell me to kms

>>102272657
>no tomyomy
shit list

>>102273219
This but only Evil

>>102273175
this you?

>>102273234
No~>>102273175

>>102273234
Embarrassing crashout

>>102271115
Not really hag enough desu. System prompt describes it being 22

>>102273234
all based posts

>>102272374
imagine

The only way to have moral sex with women is around 5 years after they hit menopause, anything before that and you're basically on the pedo scale

stop projecting

No one here will have sex

>>102273515
oh no
anyway

Im a /swarm/ poster from a third world shithole and this is my shipping tier list (left-right dosn't mean shit)

would vedal do this?

>>102273555
>Im a /swarm/ poster from a third world shithole
you didnt need to say this we could tell

>>102273555
move A to B, B to C, C to D, D to A and that's mine

>>102273575
cerber......................

>>102272288
I SWEAR I EXPLODED LMAO THESES DRAWING

:(

>>102272288
thats kinda funny

>>102273695
This but remove **** and shitvil

The idea of Vedal masturbating and having sexual desires is so weird and funny to me

>>102272529
based

>>102273728
nga didn’t see vedal always showing up to anny’s asmr streams

>>102273695
remove everyone and add hiyori and it's perfect

This is the objectively correct shipping tierlist

>>102273728
vedal's been on a 7 year no fap streak

>>102273769
this and really only this

>>102272529
People that ship Vedal with Mini can not be as trusted individuals

>>102273728
Well he doesn't need to masturbate anymore

>>102273695
I miss them...

>>102273232
this but industrial pressing machine

>>102273776
Move Nere to death and it will be perfect

>>102273695
remove evil

>>102273836
nere is based though?

>>102273769
remove hiyori and add pb's drawing of neuro from 2021

>>102273854
You can go to death too

Vedal is my chud son

>>102273805
personal catgirl cumdump

>>102273836
true

>>102273836
Nere is pure sex though?

>>102272657
fags posting this made me realize that despite the same ships being better in 2023 my ranking of them has not changed since

>>102273776
This and only this

>>102273728
true vedal must persue buddhahood

>>102273728
nga didn’t see vedal always showing up to nightshifter’s asmr streams

>>102273891
I think you accidentally flipped the categories anon

>>102273776
pits?

>>102273728
Vedalfags still seeing him as this perfect idol of purity and sinlessness is beyond me

>>102272830
>Mini S tier
Why nigga????

the absolute state of this thread

>>102274127
holy incorrect

>>102273891
Holy based

do you just paste random anime icons into there

>>102273891
cute and canon

>>102274162
Loenr is so lucky...

>>102272657
It's not even supposed to be a shipping tier list. It's a general "neuroverse/extended-neuroverse" tier list.

I'm trans ftm btw and mine is better and not schizo

totally organic and not forced raid

Mini won, give up schizos

I'm an apach helicopter

won what? elon will destroy vedal within a week

>>102274063
they are offline during the same period anon you need to wake up, Vedal is going to fuck with Mini everyday of this week

>>102274162
imagine

>>102274199
it's just a generic tier list, you can rank anything

>they are offline during the same period
nigga thinks people don't exist outside of streams

I've gained a new respect for vedmila shippers. They've had all the cards for a few days now and rarely play any of them.

>>102274334
>they are offline during the same period
Vedal is always offline you fucking retard

vedal's turn this week

>mini's hips movements and flexibility
ambatu

>>102274370
This is because only low t men and women lile vedmilla, and as we know /swarm/ is filled with alpha males

>>102274370
wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something

Pear shaped grifter

>>102274443
huh?

>>102234819
>>102234968
it appears she has raids disabled

Remeber the old /b/ video with the cat in a cage being burned alive? This but mini.
Neuro-sama

why does mini have a thong

>>102274469
to make my dick hard it worked

>>102274469
so she can stuff vedal's mouth with it

>>102274457
No, I don't.

>>102274491
Vedal is so lucky...

>>102274469
to expose her vulva

>>102274443
peak

>>102274469
because she wants to be like Anny

>>102274548
shes got about 200 pounds to go then

>no schedule
>no streams
>no updates
>no progress
Speedrunning destroying his own success

>>102274454
what’s the point of doing that? she doesn’t even stream.

>>102274567
Mini please eat...

>>102274600
She disabled it at the start of her last stream. She mentioned that she didn't want anyone to raid into her update stream. I guess she just didn't turn it back on yet.

if only the faggots didn't bully the grigga out of playing vrchat every other day we could have kino here

>>102274334
I'm going to wait for this week's schedule first before drawing any conclusions

heart

>wanting VR
go to /lig/

>ew green
it's over

>>102274665
shes a goth rave catgirl
the thong glows in the dark

Does Ellie like black men perhaps?

https://files.catbox.moe/51fy29.png
Goodnight /swarm/!

goodbye

Here is my tier list based on shipping

mutt's law hours

>>102274597
he is about to head to the woods and persue an ascetic life

>>102274646
Its all alex's fault...

>>102274721
>S (most delusional take ever)
classic velliecopers

>>102274713
Licky lick evil buds

>>102274721
This nigga wanted to be objectivly correct :wilted_rose: (you) for the effort

>>102274721
>single entry tiers where description is 3 times longer than the image
just write the post in text atp

>>102274713
Bosom far too prominent

>>102274721
dareisay based

>>102274721
The rare RGB and Fili/Layners liker combo

>>102274787
don't bother him, he's autistic like his oshi

>>102274379
Vedal will not stream this week. like Mini. Coincidence ? Absolutely not

schedule doko?

>>102274841
this is a blue board
abayo anon based

>bro starts spamming at the end of the thread thinking I won't jump him
>bro posts nsfw thinking I won't jump him

be nise

>>102274841
By this logic Ellie would be knocking his brains out for quite awhile now

>>102274842
>>102274841

>>102274905
lmao zen getting more attention from vedal that all his other friends that have been around for years

>>102274948
Total Tutel Death

mini doing GFE

>>102274905
Neuroverse going to become VShojo’s retirement home soon

>>102274721
Perfect

>>102274841
REAL

>>102274841
Kek

reminder to report all raiders next thread

>>102274905
I don't like zen even without the latency

>>102275011
This image... its making me kneel..

>>102274841
Is that a

>>102274989
GFE won...

i swear to god when i get my hands on vedal

>>102274841
grigga cock doesn't get deleted but evil butt does

I hate collabs

>>102274841
I love how one of these images isn't even vedal so it implies she's getting fucked by some random guy in between.

>>102274721
Grim how all his best options are much older than him

>>102275137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRalNgBPAaM
vedal when i catch you vedal

>>102275167
>>102274841
>>102274678
>>102274665
all off-topic

>>102274913
>touch starved slutty catgirl going on "trips" to undisclosed places
vs
>autistic mess that only visits europe for work and then fucks off, canceling her plans to grad from british college due to family issues
mini clears easily

>>102274841
Grim...

>>102275140
the maidos like vedal cock
i mean who can blame them

>>102275150
it had the vedal tag on pixiv, so the artist doesn't know vedal's skin color

>>102275220
when swarm thought that Vedal was a pajeet

>>102275220
no it didn't, it had neuro tag but no vedal, unlike that artist's previous artwork

>>102275220
vedal tag?

>>102275272
Neuro sama has a cock?

>>102275299
yes

>>102275272
it's Vedal (Neuro)

>>102275299
She has the biggest cock

gonna leave until something interesting happens

>>102275333
I'd say that me reading your post is pretty interesting

>>102275333
Bro is not coming back

>>102275272
it has a turtle censor, that's enough to know it's him

>>102275194
It over yet, I ain't hear no bell

>>102275333
but how would you know something happened if you don't read about it /here/

>>102275333
How are you gonna know when something happens if you are not here anon?

>>102275404
>>102275408
the biweekly dev stream

>>102275333
see you in 2030 when V3 releases and there is a new gaming stream

>>102275333
Nothing ever happens.

>>102274905
>>102274271
Zen is almost as menhera as Anny. DO NOT let her in, Vedal!

>>102274989
This isn't GFE

>>102275730
game recognizes game

>>102275730
don't care, if henya didn't collab with neuro until now then she as literal who to me

>>102275730
They are both trannies so it makes sense

zen raped henya
vedal raped anny
cute couple

Zen helping Eggdal to crack his shell

>>102275885
get new shitposts nigger

>>102275845
>vedal raped anny
she wishes

>>102275988
he mindraped her

>>102276038
cute

>>102276038
is that ai or a prototype? it looks different

>>102276038
Cuuute

>>102276166
it is AI

why does mini's hat say rabbit when she is a cat

mini is pretty cute tbhfams

>>102276276
cause she fucks like a rabbit in heat

>>102276330
not yet
but she will

>she has abs
muh

mini cute

>>102274948
Of course Vedal chooses a fellow troon over the many real females in his orbit.

I believe the grok vtuber thing would become like everything musk does hot half assed garbage and him giving dumb ideas because le meme

>>102276748
why is she in mating press position?

>>102276806
Practicing

>>102276791
>doesnt refuse everything else

Still don't understand how mini has the most posters despite having the smallest audience

>>102276773
>>102276791
Buy an ad

>>102276901
miyubeggars reincarnated

>>102276901
have you ever wonder what is a thread meme anon?

the fad is finally dead

>>102277510
where's the onahole option

>>102270915
Now switch their clothes.