Vtuber fans, what is your profession?

>>102272169 (OP)
Vtuber fan

I am a potter... sir.

>>102272169 (OP)
Office drone.

Leonidas got btfo by a cripple and caused a massive disaster that Herodotus had to pull out every stop for to respin it as some kind of moral victory.

>>102272169 (OP)
I SELL MY FEET PICS ONLINE, MY KING

>>102272557
I buy and resell them for a profit, my liege.
>>102272169 (OP)

>>102272169 (OP)
manager of a struggling 2 view

>>102272169 (OP)
Home security guard

>>102272169 (OP)
KEK! KEK! KEK!!!

>>102272169 (OP)
moms basement

>>102272169 (OP)
I work at a Watamelon farm, my liege

>>102272169 (OP)
I work for the government. As a welfare collector.

Unemployed

>>102272169 (OP)
Security Officer; I am responsible for managing response plans and C.C.T.V. operations in a populated and have earned the qualifications to call myself an "anti-terror specialist" with three S.I.A. Licenses and some police commendations.
Job still pays like shit, add aspiring Cyber Security consultant to that because another fucking patrol might kill me inside.

>>102272169 (OP)
Biochemist. Was always a Holofan since well before /vt/ existed and don't and will not ever care about anything else in this medium.

>>102272169 (OP)
Accountant / internal auditor at a large corp. I use to be home security for the longest time.

>>102272169 (OP)
Earth scientist. Was always anti-corpo since well before /vt/ existed but I'm enjoying some hololive and VSPO! tubers now too, I appreciate the medium.

>>102272169 (OP)
Meat Popsicle

>>102272169 (OP)
office assistant

>>102272169 (OP)
I'm a carer for my legally blind aunt. She doesn't wanna hire someone from an agency because every other blind person she knows has had those assholes steal from them.

>>102272817
based

>>102272169 (OP)
neet

I practice medicine

CNC Machinist. Can watch my oshi while working. Pretty nice.

>>102272169 (OP)
Data analyst. Also, kys mr FBI.

>>102273981
wait- fuck now that you are saying it why the fuck are we willingly sharing personal info on the internet. And this is not something that happened organically, someone made this thread just to gather data

Customer support. No, you can't get a refund.

>>102272169 (OP)
bum

>>102272817
me too thanks

>>102273981

>>102272169 (OP)
schizo/shit poster

>>102275695
>No, you can't get a refun
>no refunds
thank you for your service, you still have to go back

>>102272169 (OP)
Student. Second degree course.

>>102272169 (OP)
Computer science major
aka a loser

CTO for a mining company. Good money, let's me whale on gacha and random vtubers for funsies

>>102272169 (OP)
auto mechanic

>>102272169 (OP)
I make the things that go into the machines that make the things that people use/eat every day.

>>102272169 (OP)
NEET

>>102273823
So you're a button pusher then.
Here's a tip, depending on where you work: don't learn how to do to much in the shop - if you CAN program, set up, and run every machine, then you will HAVE to program, set up, and run every machine, all at once, all the time.

>>102279921
chair is too close to the front door

>>102272169 (OP)
Merchant.

professional shitposter

>>102273823
isn't that loud as shit?

>>102279581
Lmao which
Data engineer for mining supplier

>>102279416
turn back while you still can, the job market is shit

>>102272169 (OP)
Nightshift security lizard

>>102272169 (OP)
I spread biochemical agents that alter the enzyme structures within a person's mortal coil.

Chemistry Ph.D student

Geologist working in oil

State Government office drone I want to kill myself every day

>>102272816
THE IRS IS HERE!!!

Mid-level manager of menial labor. It pays good enough to go on a few trips a year, save some money, and have some money to buy random trash while not eating too much into my personal time so I'm happy

I work in the space industry, but the government won't let me talk about what

Amazon drone. I sift through the trash people don't want to repackage and sell back to you at full price

>>102281458
i've never bought from amazon

>>102272169 (OP)
I am a worthless NEET.
Although today I was not worthless.

>>102281053
As one state government office drone to another, please don't do that. Your death will be highly inconvenient to your employer. You will be hard to replace. (Not because of any particular talent on your part, but because redtape is a bitch.)

>>102281290
Same, bet I've met you

>>102272169 (OP)
I'm a translator.
I sometimes really envy clippers and the fact they can get shit wrong with no real consequences.

>>102272169 (OP)
Freelance Translator o7

support systems specialist

Forklift driver

>>102272169 (OP)
NEET, was considering getting a job but decided to keep staying on benefits cause it makes retard wagies seethe lol

>>102274009
>why the fuck are we willingly sharing personal info on the internet
Comachama it's not 1997 anymore... nowadays YOU'RE considered the weird one if your twitter profile doesn't have your legal name and face attached to it

Managing talents for virtual personas and IPs

>>102285365
are kids not being taught of the most basic opsec nowadays?

>>102272169 (OP)
glowing monkey

>>102286252
Yes and no it doesn't matter. They think it's a none issue. It's a huge cultural gulf between generations.

>>102285365
surely there's no risk in providing personal information to the hacker known as 4chan..

>>102272169 (OP)
Depressed back office slave for large mining supplier working with SAP is fun though

>>102279581
>>102280615
I see I'm not the only one

>>102286399
Half of this board is too young to understand that reference

>>102272169 (OP)
I've been collecting workers comp for the post two months. I really missed the comfy NEET lifestyle.

>>102272169 (OP)
Code monkey

18/f/cali

>>102284218
What did you do today, anon?

>>102281458
same here brother, I hear the damn rollers in my dreams

>>102272169 (OP)
My official role is title Business Integration Analyst Pr, but who the fuck knows what that actually means

>>102288399
I resurrected my sister's dead car. She called me from work saying it wouldn't start. I threw a bunch of tools in a bag and pedaled my ass the mile or so to the Taco Derp where she works. The first obvious sign that it wasn't the battery is that she had the key in the ACC position and the car appeared to have power. I told her to step on the brake, threw the shifter into neutral and turned the key. The car fired right up because she has a failing neutral safety switch that no longer contacts while in park. Pointless tow service averted.

>>102272169 (OP)
>Worlds leading expert of every subject

Woodworks Draftsman. CAD is fun but I'm tired of everythings else needed for my job.

>>102272169 (OP)
I shitpost on a forum for gift cards. Sometimes they pay me in coffee beans.

>>102272169 (OP)
Receipting - accounts receivables

>>102286449
>working with SAP
Surely you're not talking about the awful fucking accounting system

software engineer but i only work freelance because i hate people

>>102272169 (OP)
Business owner

>>102286520
Better get a dog before I ram my exploding van into your house

>>102272169 (OP)
I have to tardwrangle the dumbest least competent people known to man, truck drivers AND warehouse workers

>>102272169 (OP)
NEET for 5 years now.

>>102272169 (OP)
>>>102272431
>muh greek conscription
i was salesguy, baga flipper, mallcop, multitasking hell clerk, trucker and STALKER(military faction).

>>102272448
Athens navy was just fine. >>>/his/

>>102288999
>>102286449
>SAP
>>>/g/indian pls.

>>102288325
>>>/b/boobsorgtfo

warehouse wagie

>>102288651
hug your imoto n post results

>>102290764
Ane, not imoto.

I collect taxes

>>102290783
post your ara aras.
>>102290794
investigate holo.

>>102272169 (OP)
accounting
taxes and shit
your spending habits all disgust me
>>102290794
you even more so

Thanks for your cooperation in completing your social profile.

I teach social skills to autists