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Previous: >>102237581

>>102279865 (OP)
is this the schizo thread?
scooch on over, i'm coming in

Reminder that they are.

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp

>Upon learning that Amesame was the first result on Google images when you looked up Yuri, Ame said: "You guys almost made it a reality."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eJdCJT2IU

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE?t=3055

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U
>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

>Upon being asked if they kissed during their Japan date, Gura denied it but said she and Amelia had a "deeper connection than that"

https://youtu.be/LSlS2Mo0R_I?t=43

>Ever since Gura's Graduation, Dooby made sure to keep her following count at 299. Whenever she followed someone, she unfollowed another person to keep it at that number. However, once Saba came back, dooby made her her 300th follow. On top of that; besides senzawa, dooby was the very first person Saba followed upon making her twitter account.

https://files.catbox.moe/a6kuw0.png

>Sameko Saba's set her debut to be on Dooby3D's birthday and Dooby herself made a tweet celebrating that fact. However due to how tsundere she is, she then retconned her bday to be 1 day earlier. However, it still doesn't change the original fact of the matter.

https://files.catbox.moe/h7ccn1.png

>Before her debut, dooby3D did a mini-twitter space karaoke and the very first song she sang in it was Magic Ways. Magic Ways is a song known to have been sung by Gawr Gura. Upon ending that karaoke she posted a thank you tweet with a blue heart. One could believe this was dedicated to Saba, however nothing confirmed that. That was until Dooby's Virtual Vacation concert. In it, Dooby performed the song Magic Ways with Saba providing backup vocals AND she told the audience to turn their penlights blue. This solidifies Magic Ways as a Saba x Dooby song.

I hope that the dream comes true one day.

>Hail Saba, still the /same/
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little Saba, keeper of light
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Mackerel
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Sabaguraette honhonhon

For King and Kani!

Gura is Sabated

"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.

Goob night buds.

>>102280754
Goobnaito

What conspiracy theories does Gura believe in

>>102281018
>Gura
Saba*
I hate my muscle memory

>>102279887
Is that a ballsack

>>102281018
that someone is trying to put out the light.
we must protect the light
we can't allow the light to go out

join us anon
be a kanikeeper
kaniki

>>102281136
that's a bulge

Sex with a kanimouto.

>>102281861
>kanimouto
leave the kanimouto alone, kaniki

>>102279865 (OP)
>>102279865 (OP)
>>102279865 (OP)
>>102279865 (OP)
>>102279865 (OP)
Someone's running a navy recruitment advertisement with Saba as a pinup. Has anyone else seen it?

>>102282112
we're not joining the navy, we dont care
we got bigger ayys to fry

Is Saba a lonely loli god?

>>102283279
>a ronery rori kami

>>102279887
>>102281136
No just puffy pussy

>>102284905
My daughterwife and my granddaughterdaughterwife

>>102285146
i wrote this

i'm going to be honest, everything about the new sona seems forced and not as well-planned as she's letting on. it's as if somebody (possibly her mother) is forcing her to keep working, and Gura, being Gura, doesn't want to apply for a "real job". The day one e-begging for merch and members coupled with the "no streams till collab" shit after it was set pretty much confirms it, the girl just wanted an excuse to hang with her friend. She doesn't care about much more than money.

>>102279922
>>102281426
>>102281921
>>102282287
>>102285632

Aster deflection.

Gurass

>>102279887
That's an 8 year old girl

>>102286029
Its gotta be. Too many bad faith assumptions on the schizo's part.

>>102286029
>>102286301
>aster deflection
in a saba thread?
in an indie sameko saba, the lighthouse keeper of the light thread?
yeah, i'm deflecting of aster, some nobody

Saba soon

>>102279887
Saba's balls in my mouth

>>102279865 (OP)
I want a duo karaoke again one day. That was one of the sweetest stream

>>102285632
>no streams till collab" shit
What do you mean?

>>102285632
>vtuber: *makes money at all*
>hysterical schizos: SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT MONEY AND HATES HER FANS!! ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO LOVE YOUR FANS AND WANT MONEY AT THE SAME TIME!!! REEEEE

>>102287050
This evening. Sababababa. Sabalabadingdong. Sabababy. Basa. Fish sex.

>>102283279
I wouldn't let her be lonely.

>>102284612
You made me think of Grave of the Fireflies.

Fishy Fish

>>102289059
Is that a child?

Is Saba a lonely lighthouse mackerel?

SABA TODAY

It's Sabaday.

>>102289493
I still wouldn't let her be lonely.

Boing Boing Saba
https://x.com/KiDa_Eve/status/1944610566598697020

Yoho!

What does sweaty Saba smell like?

>>102289059
This would be hot if the art wasn't so shit.

Goob morning buds.

>>102290885
Imagine Her smell

hello pedophiles

>>102291561
>>102291605

>>102291605
yoho

>>102291605
yohohoho~

>>102291605
Hi Saba.

Fish Today?

Doxxed for real this time.

>>102292684
What are they going to do send a bitcoin assassin?

>>102292616
nah you know how it is: Hololive has her too busy with projects behind the scenes.

Oh.

Wait.

>>102292723
Nijinigger melty

>>102279887
puffy cunny

>>102292720
I hope so

>>102291832
oh my god

>>102292684
You're 5 years late, tourist.
Fuck off.

>>102292684
is she hot

So what are the buds plans for today?

>>102293550
Intermittent fasting and struggling without a purpose in life.

>>102293550
I'll try to get a social life started again
Making friends and stuff
I love Saba but I think I'm here too much

>>102293997
what hobbies are you picking up?

>>102294033
Tabletop games
And I also was thinking on enrolling to a language school.

>>102294092
get out of here anon. i belieb in you

>>102293550
laundry nite, watching utubes thru an alt-UI and isekai mangos.

>>102294092
>thinking on enrolling
Whoa..cool
>to a language school
Pathetic

>>102294175
I already have a masters, I don't feel like getting a phd.

>>102291832
yohoholy shit !
unzips* :D

>>102293008
>5 years
Try 5 days.

first 3 days in a row without a stream since her re-debut, huh?

>>102295015
After the shit that just happened. Someone posted well everything. She may stop streaming altogether and not come back this time. I'm not only worried she will not stream anymore but now worried about her safety after this. Plus giving the fact that it was confidential so people are going to get sued. Gura/Saba if you are reading this don't leave don't let this get you down Keep streaming for us your real fans the ones who are not crazy the ones who look up to you. We love you and hope you come back soon.

>>102295015
No, 2 or 3 days is normal.

What if the dooby collab is the last stream we ever get due to harassment or a lawsuit?

>>102295088
>>102295015
sisters are seething after the rapist was gone i see.

What does she do in sweden?

It was already 3 days between the RE4 stream and the members stream, and another 2 days between the game show stream and static dread. Do they just not watch her?

>>102295285
Gura went to incredible lengths to help Ina and Kronii when they almost quit Hololive because of their sleazy model designs. I hate the fact that so many people on twitter are saying horrible things about her. Saba doesn't deseve this harassment and vtubers that I trust have said that she is one of the kindest people they know. Maybe she did lean a bit too much into the lolicon pandering but she was afraid of losing her fans. I don't understand why these vtuber antis have decided to target her and some of the stuff they are saying is so demonic and hateful.

>>102295462
She said there was actually going to stream between the RE4 stream and the members streams, but something came up. 2 days seems more of the norm and she only said a "break day" in the members post.

How many times have you cum to saba so far?

>>102295479
She didn't lolicon pander and her fans don't require that. Dumb interpretation.

>>102295576
Not enough

>>102295088
What happened?

They're gonna get very bored with her because she doesnt really do anything besides be cute. No menhera breakdowns, no e-thotery, doesnt address controversy. They won't get much out of it.

>>102295088
What happened?

>>102295650
Someone pulled confidential police reports not only proving who her and her family is and who the girl is behind Gura/Saba where she is right now also proving most rrats come to find out most of the ones we thought was fake ended up being real. If she does end up streaming its because she does not know right now or it will be after she moves. But over all its bad its not good and this time it may cause us to lose her for good. I normally don't worry about the schizo's but now for the first time I am worried. She is in like real danger right now. I hope the people involved all end up in jail over this. So over all just some crazy fans fucked us and Gura/Saba over big time. I was wanting to go to bed but worried and can not sleep now. I would give anything if she would stream and sing for us today because it will def make me feel better. I'll also add I will not link or post or go in to detail about what was posted but plz pray for her because she needs it.

>>102295751
>>102295479
>>102295088
Take your retarded e-drama elsewhere

Why are you even able to submit requests for such information, is that normal for the US? What the fuck? Where I live no one could just do that for my identity and thank God, that's crazy.

>>102295775
Lick my crusty shit covered nutz

>>102295751
If you're not gonna provide links i'm not buying whatever the voice in your head told you

>>102295777
I did not think it was but asked a friend in law-enforcement that said you can but its not legal to post the information to the public so who ever did it will end up in jail. So he has no place to hide. They know who asked and got the information and will link it to the person who posted it. FOIA request should have never been a thing what so ever because this time it has done so much damage and the fact she had to deal with all this worries me about her metal health.

>>102295830
That's good. Don't look for it don't believe me its for the best. The less people who find it and has the information the better because she will be more safe that way.

It feels good not having any fucking idea about you guys are talking about. Fuck green reddit and Saba a cute.

>>102295879
Thank you. The world needs more people like you.

>>102286064
SNIFFFFF

>>102295856
Ok i'm gonna look for it...let's see if you're off your meds or not

>>102295088
>>102295479
Kek is that the indian schizo who kept saying that he got raped by Gura and her genmates? Haven't seen him in a while

>>102295879
idk there's always at least one homicidal psycho that will try something.

>>102295914
Well that site is down right now after it was posted so good luck lol. I told you it was big and now has caused a lot of legal problems. I'm sure people backed up the information but if they know what's good for them they will not post it because they are going to hunt down everyone involved in posting it.

>>102295088
It's okay, Chudbud. She's got Barb to keep her safe and warm :)

>>102295962
That is what worries me. I know there is so much good in the world but its the small bit of bad I'm worried about.

>>102295751
How does one unironically end up like this? Actual schizophrenia is scary

>>102295989
Is she safe after everything that come out? I hope she is in a location no one can try anything. I would give anything for this to have never happened today.

What's with the cuckshit?

>>102295584
Her debut she showed off the child tummy and goes in a teasing manner. You literally can't hide this shit lol

>>102296003
If you knew what happened and seen it for your self you would understand the gravity of the situation.

Love the Saba

>>102295777
Freedom of Information Act. Gotta love it

>>102296028
Niji shit the bed again and the sisters are lashing out

>>102295830
Kiwifarms, Vtuber/Lolicon debate thread. Josh is a fuck up (as always) and is doing server maintenance right now though

Weird raid

>>102296040
Schizo you've done this larp countless of times, no one is falling for it. Stop replying to yourself

Just a friendly reminder that there is a very easy way to scare off green redditors.

>>102296034
That's not lolicon pandering you mentally ill schizo.

>>102296137
TuT her tiny cunny is barely covered by these panties

lol is this the brown schizoid who always says something happened and he totally will post proof at some point and never did? just a coincidence of course that "the site is down right now" so nobody can check for proof

Kill all lolicons

So did green reddit just get an address? Nothing else?

>>102296212
Because of the level of what happened i'm sure you will end up seeing but I hope that you don't and its removed because now this is a very big legal problem. I will pray for her safty.

>>102296221
X is the other way, tranny

I really don't understand the point of larp like this, is it just to trick newfags who never saw this schizo before? Or unironic mental illness?

>>102296271
Proof next thread as always?

>>102296270
Police reports with information on cover/gura/Saba. I'm talking everything about her. Reports she made because people was following, calling leaving MacDonnell's at their door with notes threating them ordering pizza to the house and at one point swatting her. So much more was posted but besides that I will not give links or information on anything.

My dad works for FBI and he said that's all the rrats are true. It's over, Saba is indeed cute

>>102296314
Find it yourself lazy ass if its not removed and I hope to god it is.

>>102296270
They FOIA'd police reports that identify the name and address as belonging to a Youtube personality named Gawr Gura. It is 100% her. But I guess it's just her parents there and she lives in Sweden o algo.
>>102296271
Dumb ESL

>>102296298
I think is just sisters seething over Aster separation.

>>102296330
>>102296353
You know that we're just laughing at your schizophrenia right? Please do continue

>>102296353
Thought so lol

>>102296371
saying the same thing I was but short and to the point but stop giving information. That is not a good thing.

>>102296371
Proof next thread yeah? Frfr?

The names of her and family, her location and her pictures were found years ago. They were posted on 4chan before there was even a /vt/. People have tried to bother them for years now (hence the reports) Nothing new has happend.
>Someone pulled confidential police reports
In Florida anyone can request police reports. There's news dedicated to them. That's why the Florida Man meme exists.

ok schizos are funny and everything but now gib me saba strem

>>102296428
Not one person here is dumb to the point of posting it. Stop trying to bate. This is on a level that most of us know to keep our hands clean of this and don't want problems and or jail time. Just know that she may stop streaming over this.

>>102296371
>she lives in sweden
Yeah okay, retard.

>>102296298
Its real i saw the post before server maintenance took the site down. Unfortunately the mom said her daughter is gawr gura in one of the early police reports.

>>102296166
What does her model look like? What was her chat spamming? You are so fucking dented it's unreal lol

Was green reddit always this cringe or is this faggy behavior new?

>>102296494
TardRe

>>102296428
You're free to check the Farms when it comes back up. Just click the Community Happenings header and look at the most recent posts. I'd directly link but the tranny jannies are still assmad about the site.
>>102296409
Bro you mispelled McDonald's. You're fucking retarded.

>>102296478
>>102296509
>samefagging on cooldown
No one's falling for it btw

>>102296551
Well I'm not from the US and we don't have one. Sorry for being a retard anon. I hope you can forgive me. I will try to do better.

>>102296566
You replied to me and some other person.

any fish sign yet

>>102296614
Your split personality doesn't count as another person, schizo

When the site comes back can some bored kaniki just go there and assess things. These schizos trying to take advantage of the site being down so we cant verify is annoying.

Everyone Just do everyone a faver this one time. If its posted here do everything in your power to get it removed and the same with on warosu. This is the kind of information that will cause nothing but harm. If you care about her and watching her stream and having this community you will make sure to protect her. They can only do so much here so Report and ignore is the best way to go about it. Gura/Saba has done so much for us and now its time for us to return the favor and help her. I know most of her fanbase is good and its only a very small few that is not. If we stick together I know Gura/saba will be ok.

>>102296672
Why? It's our regular jeet schizo who thought he was being stalked and harassed by Cover after Gura raped him

I originally pictured more blue hair saba but I guess that would have been too on the nose

>>102296696
kys already you subhuman retard

>>102292723
Go fuck yourself. Being an ass just to be an ass is pathetic.

>he keeps getting shot on sight on towa
hahahahaha

How come we're always the ones who are saddled with the extra crazy ones? I don't think other Holo girls and exholos have such insane schizos

>>102296799
If there's any demographic I wish we could filter I wish it was these people specifically.

>>102296696
>If its posted here do everything in your power to get it removed and the same with on warosu
You're almost five years too late

Would we even be speculating about shit if she still had Cover's legal protection?

>>102296715
Oh I know. When I checked there before the site went down, I saw nothing about living abroad or anything. I'd just like the record to be clear.

>>102296799
The other girls weren't popular enough I think

>>102296972
>we
You having a pagpag induced schizo meltdown isn't we

>>102296593
You've done an admirable job confirming my many assumptions about v-tuber viewers.

>>102296672
I'll go in..

Man, today sucks at least i have my fish wife.

Will you off yourself if she really abandons streaming?

>>102297296
You're still going monkey? Here's another (you), slut

>>102297256
Tanks.

The way you whisper in my ear
To make my troubles disappear
It's magic

Feels like schizos have been running extra amok lately. Is the full moon out or something?

>let's just check /same/ and-
>more ESL schizo arguments than anyone should see in a lifetime
God I am sick of an entire hemisphere at this point

>>102297774
This is a schizo containment thread
We're all in the other place

FOIA redacts personally identifiable information for information requests. If it was that easy to get someone's address or phone number, you would see way more doxxing online and of other vtubers. Don't be gullible

>>102297592
The way your little fingertips
Can make my heart do double flips
It's magic

>>102295584
There are pedobait vtubers a thousand times worse than Saba but during her debut she was leaning into the lolicon stuff with some of the kani jokes and the open dress toggle. She doesn't deserve getting harassed over that and some of the demons on twitter are gloating over this news. After years of fighting with Hololive management I get that Saba doesn't want to lose any fans but the lolicon stuff will only add to her stress.

>>102296972
I will always hate Cover for forcing the pedobait daki on Gura but they did offer legal services to help talents. An indie vtuber will have more issues dealing with online harassment.

>>102297893
I don't think anyone here is stupid enough to fall for schizo and his yet another new larp

>>102298067
>outfitschizo
Of course. Should have known who was behind the shitposting

personally the first thing i assume is she's on her period

>>102298138
need to start period tracking

>>102298138
Children can't have periods, dumbniki

>>102297256
NVM I checked the TVA general thread. Its nothing.

>>102298193
actually yes they do

Stream today?

>>102298193
retardchan..

>>102298040
And when you smile at me that way
Well you can warm the coldest day
It's magic

>>102298138
She was pretty horny during the collab with Dooby so it fits

>>102298227
Probably not. Wed see it scheduled by now right?

>>102298283
And even when you're gone I find
I hear you laughing in my mind
It's magic

>Kiwifarms is down so now we can claim that we have genuine irrefutable proof that she all of our cuckposting was right the whole time. Here's this vague document that could be referring to literally anything as proof.

I'll admit, this is the most amount of effort you retards have put into trying to convince people your shitty rrat is real. It's still bullshit though. How about another reminder that they are?

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp

>Upon learning that Amesame was the first result on Google images when you looked up Yuri, Ame said: "You guys almost made it a reality."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eJdCJT2IU

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE?t=3055

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U
>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

>Upon being asked if they kissed during their Japan date, Gura denied it but said she and Amelia had a "deeper connection than that"

https://youtu.be/LSlS2Mo0R_I?t=43

>Ever since Gura's Graduation, Dooby made sure to keep her following count at 299. Whenever she followed someone, she unfollowed another person to keep it at that number. However, once Saba came back, dooby made her her 300th follow. On top of that; besides senzawa, dooby was the very first person Saba followed upon making her twitter account.

https://files.catbox.moe/a6kuw0.png

>Sameko Saba's set her debut to be on Dooby3D's birthday and Dooby herself made a tweet celebrating that fact. However due to how tsundere she is, she then retconned her bday to be 1 day earlier. However, it still doesn't change the original fact of the matter.

https://files.catbox.moe/h7ccn1.png

>Before her debut, dooby3D did a mini-twitter space karaoke and the very first song she sang in it was Magic Ways. Magic Ways is a song known to have been sung by Gawr Gura. Upon ending that karaoke she posted a thank you tweet with a blue heart. One could believe this was dedicated to Saba, however nothing confirmed that. That was until Dooby's Virtual Vacation concert. In it, Dooby performed the song Magic Ways with Saba providing backup vocals AND she told the audience to turn their penlights blue. This solidifies Magic Ways as a Saba x Dooby song.

I hope that the dream comes true one day.

>>102288293
>You made me think of Grave of the Fireflies.
thanks, now i need to find some hentai on grave of the fireflies (i hate japs so much)

>>102293782
>Intermittent fasting and struggling without a purpose in life.
>struggling
anon, if you're struggling to live without a purpose, you aren't living right.
life itself is the purpose, everything else is just seasoning.

In the last year whenever she streamed in Hololive she never did it in the middle of the month even when she was active. She also took few days off even after the graduation announcement which was in the middle of the month. The period rrat might be real

>>102298485
I wish those two faggots would move in together already

>>102298428
And all I have to do is think of you
To make the music start to play
Then I dance down the street
And the people I meet
stop and say‥‥
hey hey

>>102298112
No, he's sadly a different guy given that his posts are still here. This dude is just in every thread.

>>102290742
>when the 35cm mackerel turns into a 150cm mackerel shark

>>102298602
Magic ways my friend
You love the girl with magic ways
and it's true
I might as well give in
You cast a spell on all my

nights and days
With your sweet magic ways

I trust Saba

I must Saba

I thrust Saba

I just Saba

>>102298485
>vague document that could be referring to literally anything

Look at the dates on it. It's real.

I list Saba

If its not relevant for today I do not give a shit.

>>102296034
saba is an adult

>>102299001
NTA. I could easily make the same document with the same dates right now but with different contents. How does that show it's real?

>>102299001
I know how to use photoshop too

>>102299025
can saba consent?

>>102298193
you're right, so anyone that is on their period isn't a child

Wife soon?

>>102299430
WIFE IN 20 MIN BABY!

>>102299430
>>102299476
>no announcement yet
Grim....

>>102299001
It doesn't even read like a police report. Feels like a middle schooler wrote it.

The anxiety went away. Feeling better.

So apparently it was the sharty fags who ordered a pizza to her house the other day, so I dont expect a stream anytime soon. Stupid jakniggers

>>102292723
>too busy with projects
They were busy interfering with her projects you fucking moron

>>102299871
It's real wild. When the conspiraboomer shit on /pol/ exploded I thought, can it get anymore cancerous than this? Then soon after the incel shit exploded on /r9k/. Oh wow, I guess it can. But can it get anymore cancerous than that though? Then sure enough... sharty. I'm actually terrified of what will come next.

>>102299001
>it's real
>professional reporter and they forget to use uppercase after a fucking period
>>102299871
Not only did she literally stream on the day they supposedly ordered the pizza on, but she streamed the very next day too. AND she streamed the day after that. This larp is pathetic.

Bozos

So I fell in love with a literal fish. What do I do?

>>102299970
It better be a larp or Im hanging them from their entrails.

She has an enormous bankroll and like 5 years of experience dealing with this, she will be fine.

>>102300211
Then why no stream....
:,(

Where's Sabaton?

No Pezcado hoy

Maybe this obviously fake drama is meant to cover up something worse.

I want to pet Saba and feed her peanut butter and jam sandwiches.

I want to pet Saba and feed her peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

I wonder what nintendo slop games she's got planned.

I want to pet Saba and feed her cat food from a bowl on the ground

Any games you fags really wanna see basasa play?

>>102300882
Guitar Hero

>>102300919
And her model with a CGI guitar and it looks big on her (T o T)

>>102298485
Look at the reports posted on the VirtualAsylum forum. They're all from 2021 and 2022. The cuckposter's rrats were all real. You've lost.

>>102301049
0/10, try harder

>>102301049
>2021-2022
I dont give a shit then.

>>102301134
She was living with him the whole time during those years.

>>102301163
It didn't say that, retard.

>>102300882
Oldschool Runescape, I think she'd love the music and vibe

>>102300882
3D platformers. Sonic Adventure, Spyro, etc. Would be goated. I think she might, too, because she said she's collecting retro consoles and hardware.

This is what sunk cost failed trolling looks like

>>102301183
>[sharkmom] stated her daughter is a professional online gamer and works for a company in Japan called Cover Corp. Her online screen/avatar name is "Gawr Gura". [gawr] is currently staying in Sweden and will be traveling back and forth between Sweden and the above address

>>102301231
kek

>>102301273
That can be interpreted as visiting you mongrol. Now fuck off, loser.

Stop replying to the schizo

>>102300063
Kiss the fish, it might evolve

>>102301322
Still confirms it. All of their rrats about her visiting him were real.

>>102301357
Yeah, I see the inevitable back and forth coming. I'll just state that I dont believe the cuck rrats and I just dont care about things happening years ago.

>>102301273
So some fag made a fake police report in Google Docs because no one believed his made up cuck fantasies about her? That's what all this is about? How utterly cancerous. Even tummygate was less retarded.

>>102300882
Luigi's Mansion 1

where the fish at

Im hungwy

>>102301535
This would be an amazing stream

>>102301404
Nope. You're changing your story and the document is fake anyways.

>>102301223
>3D platformers
She mentioned never playing Mario 64 during peak with Ame yesterday, I'd like to see her try that and Sunshine. Sonic Adventure would be kino. The only Spyro I've ever played was the one on Gamecube but I think she'd find it charming.

>>102301406
we already debunked the report so i don't know why you're even considering anything from that guy as real

>>102300882
Cataclysm: DDA or old school dwarf fortress (before it went on steam)

>>102299615
nice.
time to give her an aluminum crown

>>102296526
they ramped it up ever since Kirsche appeared on Metokur's stream and Montagraph dropped his lawsuit against Nick Rekieta.

>>102301713
>we already debunked the report
How so?

>>102301579
Now that I keep reading it, the document looks way too manufactured. Like it was specifically designed for shitposting. "Here's my daughter's alias, where she works specifically, she here (during the most busy parts of her career at the time) and she should be coming back soon.

>>102300882
until dawn so saba can react to stupid dialogue like picrel

>>102300882
my penis the game

>>102301728
Can a tiny little fish brain handle that though?

>>102298485
I'm new to these threads, can someone summarize this schizoposting for me? Is this person claiming that dooby and saba are dating? why would I give a shit about this if dooby does not have a penis?

>>102301655
Sunshine would fit her brand pretty well. I also thought Sly Cooper would be fun since it's very character driven and she says she gets invested in that kind of thing

Good morning! Any news on next stream?

>>102302101
Too busy eating dooby out these fast few days

>>102301713
Ya know, its all starting to come back to me. I forget we ran into this its been so long.

>>102302069
the shark survived hololive, a little fish can handle C:DDA

>>102301713
>>102302193
Tell how you debunked it cause this stuff is starting to look too real

>>102302026
Basa getting flustered by naughty words...

>>102302337
Just believe.

>>102302337
>to look too real
proof next thread?

>>102302337
>>102301420
Troll just keeps lying, eventually there's enough shit stacked that the shit tower topples like jenga. No hard evidence needed, and evidence for negatives technically doesn't exist anyway.

So how do I find the Tower everyone is talking about anyway. I missed the main migration of chumbuds over there.

>>102288234
if she cares about her fans why doesn't she communicate with them properly, provide content and invest the money back into better content. Pretty safe to say Gura didn't care about her fanbase for the last 2-3 years while in holo, you might say it's too early to judge saba but it's same audience, same person and pretty much the same Vtuber persona with a hairjob no reason to think everything changed all of a sudden just because she went indie (and acts the same as she did back in corpo).

saballs

>>102299933
>Gura
>projects

>>102302518
THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE. Fuck off already.

>>102295479
fuck off outfit schizo

>>102295879
>>102296137
>>102295879
>way to scare off green redditors.
Just mention how jewsh was trying to groom a 12 year old girl in real life.

>>102302493
holotower dot org

>>102302518
Either 0/10 ragebait, or an hysterical and terribly misinformed abandonment-complex meltdown. I can't tell which, but what's important is that either way you're a retard.

>>102302714
You are my hero, bud. Have a great day and thank you

>>102302712
You just know they're irresistable to each other.

>>102302714
Oh thank fuck finally my newfag ass is saved from these fucking lunatics

Guys please stop being so mad and mean, it's really not so worth it. Praying for you and love you all. Fun things are fun!

>>102302562
>>102302721
It's the same schizo who shits up /uuu/, stop replying

>>102295751
wait so she really is living with Barbie in Sweden, married a local millionaire ojisan or manipulated people while pretending to be a Gura VRchat roleplayer? There's too many rrats

>>102302546
Are mackerels one of those hermaphrodite fish that can change sexes? Asking for a friend.

>>102302781
sabanana :)

>>102302808
basabna....

>>102302518
>why doesn't she communicate with them probably, provide content and reinvest
she does, stop whiteknighting for schizos
>pretty safe to say the opposite of reality
not if you pay attention to basic facts

>>102295751
Kiwifarms can't say that aren't a harassment and swatting site when they are trying to dox someone because they want them harassed and also know for the fact that people will swat them

>>102302752
They're certainly both irresistible to me

>>102279887
puffy ToT

>>102302849
Can it be considered doxxing if they're just making shit up?

We cool?

>>102293550
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>102302983
IS THAT A

>>102303118
nyo

erm

>>102303051
Ice cold

Your Oshi is a lazy whore

So after getting jackshit the green reddit resorted to making shit up? Oof, the absolute state of trannies

Lick Saba feet

>>102303209
I don't remember oshiing your mom?

Saba Navel Sex

feet

Juicy mack cunny

footpussy

>>102303216
It might be Virtual Asylum making shit up actually. There's nothing confirming that a post was made on Kiwifarms.

Do Saba's feet smell like blue cheese?

>>102303363
Man I don't even know what that is, all those schizos are the same.

>>102300882
F.E.A.R, Haunting Ground, System Shock, Freelancer, Parasite Eve, Hellnight, Condemned, The Suffering, Eternal Darkness, Vib-Ribbon, Rock Band, PaRappa, Gitaroo Man, Mercenaries, Whiplash, God Hand, Urban Reign, Oddworld: Strangers Wrath, Grabbed by the Ghoulies, Midnight Club, Mirror's Edge, Infamous, Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodline, Stalker, Thief, Splinter Cell, Blood, Heretic, Turok, Deathwatch, Time Splitters, Resistance, The Darkness

>>102300882
Slender: The Eight Pages

>>102303492
No, her feet smell like soap.

>>102303493
Site is up now and the files are from the State of Florida itself.
They filled a freedom of information act request

Hopefully fishwife soon!

>>102304154
FOIA only covers documents controlled by federal agencies and bureaus of the executive branch, retard. Also there are explicit exemptions for documents that would reasonably be expected to constitute an unwarranted invasion of personal privacy or endanger the life of an individual.
Could it be any more obvious that this is a fake? Are you retarded?

>>102303522
*Darkwatch, Prototype,

>>102303522
Can one fish play so many?

>>102303492
They smell a softer, less pungeanut variant of the usual foot odor + a whiff of ocean

>>102303544
Has Gura not played that?

>>102304648
Not that I remember, at least

It's back if any adventuring kanikis wanna gloss over it, and for some reason they think the poojeet is a fan and not a lifelong concern troll.

>>102304813
Why bother giving attention to an obvious fake?

>>102304603
Most likely. She's probably played more than that already. Just listing off some games that may not be on her radar.

>>102304813
She's not a kaniki, but an attention starved kanimouto ToT

>>102304813
Looks like a lot of effort for a fake, so probably legit. I'm surprised you can get public access to a police report from just 5 days ago though, but I don't really know how that stuff works.

>>102304938
>a lot of effort
Nope. They couldn't even get basic facts right, see >>102304355

Guess we need some more green reddit repellent.

>>102298112
Anon I am literally defending Gura and she damaged her career in Hololive to help other talents with their contract disputes. The lolicon stuff is only going to attract negative attention and it's not worth the trouble. Saba deserves to have a good indie career that is free of any stress.

>>102305003
Now you're talking

I remain unbothered. In my lane. Flourishing.

>>102305212
M

>>102305117
This would be a good art if only she didn't have those sacks of fat on her chest

I'm sorry Saba, but Grok is my new waifu.

>>102305212
M+RT

>>102304982
The report says jan 18th was the day of the incident but Gura was streaming that day though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MKBcDhemeU So what?

>>102296137
AI kani?

tell me the text prompts i should use. 'cause Perchance don't know who Saba or Gura are.

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>102303522
>>102304931
ALL the Flash games on Newgrounds.and ask her to post on NG forums just to TRIGGER the tranny mods there.

>>102305465
That one's not AI kaniki.

>>102305578
tell me the text prompts anyway

>>102305005
How do you know she damaged her career over it? regardless she is doing better outside of Hololive. Plus they are getting less views when Saba streams and by now they know they fucked up letting her go.

>>102305578
>perchance isn't AI
huh? what is it then?

>>102305557
theres also one obvious cunny game she could play.

>>102305643
twitter.com/ichipon1515/status/1940168544307536049

>>102305695
OH, I misunderstood. I thought you were telling that anon that Perchance isn't AI, my bad.

>>102305771
all good bud

>>102305683
I love you.

>>102304179
Tomorrow for sure