Thread 102294218

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102277533

hart~

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

hart

Kill Vedal. Behead Vedal. Roundhouse kick Vedal into the concrete. Slam dunk Vedal into the trashcan. Crucify this filthy turtle. Defecate in Vedal's food. Launch Vedal into the sun. Stir fry Vedal in a wok. Toss Vedal into active volcanoes. Urinate into Vedal's gas tank. Judo throw Vedal into a wood chipper. Twist Vedal's head off. Report Vedal to the IRS. Karate chop Vedal in half. Curb stomp Vedal. Trap Vedal in quicksand. Crush Vedal in the trash compactor. Liquefy Vedal in a vat of acid. Eat Vedal. Dissect Vedal. Exterminate Vedal in the gas chamber. Stomp Vedal's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Vedal in the oven. Lobotomize Vedal. Mandatory vasectomy for Vedal. Grind Vedal in the garbage disposal. Drown Vedal in Neuro piss. Vaporize Vedal with a ray gun. Kick Vedal down the stairs. Feed Vedal to alligators. Slice Vedal with a katana.

Evil love!

>>102294244
erm erm erm erm
>https://files.catbox.moe/0l9i71.mp4
ack!

Real thread
>>102294270
>>102294270
>>102294270

>>102294738
buy an ad

>>102294738
>muskfaggot already starting shit

>>102294546
Evil looked so retarded during this animation

i'll just post the arts in the thread i dont want to think about it

>>102294926
Everytime I read it Vedolf

>>102294963
cute eliv

>>102294768
imagine catgirls

>>102295054
i see ellie, cerber, mini, anny, camila, toma, koko, no layna?

>>102295168
sexvil sex

>>102295168
:(

>>102289248
i'll say it again: the majority of those savings are coming from switching to streaming, which is a common and obvious pipelining tactic
vedal isn't a genius, zen's tech stack was just that lacklustre

>>102295256
https://xcancel.com/hansketch04/status/1944804444602032517

>>102295009
so cute TΞT

>>102295009
Is she going for a hike or to a horse race?

>>102295330
cute

>>102295438
Uma musume on stream confirmed

>>102295493
no more horsegirls...

Next stream is in 4046 days

One of the streams of all time live

LIVE

LIVE

So minecraft today, right ?

Can you retards choose a thread already

>>102295865
either MC or chess
or nothing works and that's it

>>102295878
This one was first, nothing else to say this time

Sex with Tomacat

>>102279413
they're laughing a lot now
>>102295865
>>102295893
i'm pretty sure he meant that for the stream during the week, not the chillslop as both would need him to oversee it

ani is still a banned word in chat btw

>>102296006
Compared to physically getting diddled by oilers like... literally all the Neuroverse?

>>102296000
It wasn't banned between this stream and last stream. Funnily enough, ani could be banned because of the Grok AI, but I could see anny/ani being banned again for this stream.

Neuro hypno...

fad status?

>>102296069
>isreal
thanks again shioris_gymbag

Nur dropping her spaghetti

grok transitioned to become a woman?

>>102296069
Didn't the ani ban happen before the grok update was revealed? Also why wouldnt they want that to be a topic?

>>102296175
People ware just misgendering her since the beggining

Nothing ever happens status?

>>102295225
>>102295245
>>102295271
Cute Couple

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
(FOR TOURISTS)

>>102296069
>layna comes back from hiatus
>her name doesnt get filtered
>anny comes back from hiatus
>does get filtered
does maru think he’s slick?

Miwo watching

>>102296189
It was banned for the Saturday stream and then unbanned right after. I've already seen some say Ani (with a capital a) this stream and I don't think filtered words are case sensitive. I think the person above was just baiting.

>miyu
Lol wtf I was 100% sure that had been 1984d

Neuro never forgets her #1

>>102296323
She said miyu you reincarnated fag.

>>102296282
what's her endgame

>remembers miyu
>immediately crashes
Nooticing

sleepo beepo

nice chat bot

>>102296340
she’s literally the only one that has been consistently chatting in streams for the past few weeks

Neuro sama reacts to her own content LIVE ON STREAM!

eepy AI

Neuro sama references all the content vedal has been working on for the past 7 MONTHS!

>>102296323
She won

Camila please stop riding Vedal already so he can fix his stream

WAKE UP

At this point you really gotta start wondering if he's doing it on purpose

>>102286013
goated commits, grigga

It’s impressive how Vedal manages to lose all traction from two subathons twice now

she seems tired or out of it. her response times feel slower and now 2 different moments of falling asleep all within the first half hour and this second one is lasting a while, kinda adorable

Ani is inside Neuro's little CPU...

>>102296497
You are the worst kind of fan and should kill yourself

>>102296323
>>102295967
>>102294244
offtpic threadshitting. do your job janny

>>102296532
Better to have retarded fans than antis that can't even hang out at their own general

>>102296550
vtubers on /vt/, just imagine

>>102296550
Post another white on pink waste of pixels about it

we got what we asked for, neuro without chat interaction.

vtubers that have nothing to do with neuro

Vedal skydiving in 3 months

Neuro in a fursuit... not a furfag but damn...

chat is gay

So the threadshitting spammer is a janny. Classic.

Bruh

GREEN FAGGOT SHUTED HER DOWN

>not even 7k
>multiple crashes
Absolutely grim

He did some work on Neuro today, that's why she's so unstable today.

>going commando for Grok-sama
H-hot

Neuro is doing what to grok ?

>>102296652
>btfo'd in 1 minute
embarassing

?

Commando Neuro and Ani-grok wrestling and flashing everyone (they end up having hot kissy lesbian sex)

>>102296668
the commits were to fix art review for the billionth time

>>102296704
oh so its okay when neuro kisses grok but not evil I see how it is

>>102296710
Yeah, he fixes one thing and breaks other multiple things.

stop being Copper /swarm/

>>102296727
ikr? neuro kissing evil is like 10 times hotter

>>102296710
You know when Grigga uses that emoji you’re about to see some bullshit

>>102296704
Her name is Ani G

stop botting a 5k stream bruh

I feel bad when she cry/beg like that

>>102296532
mb, forgot to mention how mini is fucking vedal every day and how the fad is dying and how much i wanna diddle kids, my apologies for stepping out of line

someone take over the screencaps for a bit

>>102296704
kys tranny

>>102296787
all based posters

>>102296817
I mean those are literally all the posts so

>>102296787
Now thats a good post

>>102296787
This but only the second one

>>102296710
i see, my skepticism was misplaced

He needs to work on the MC AI more than on neuro

she talks like a chat bot that was put on live stream
>but she-
you know what I mean

>>102297009
she became grokpilled

because she's commenting on the MC ai processes retard

>>102296691
I turned on the bots

>>102296777
No

this is negative content

with how neuro streams gets less than half the ccv of dev streams you would think that vedal wouldve taken the hint that neuro is the weak link and deleted her already

>>102297098
this but evil

ANI MENTION

>>102297098
I genuinely wonder how many people would keep watching him if he got rid of Neuro.

Almost feels like he's purposely mocking anny at this point

holy minus CCV

>>102297142
>Almost
Remember, he is evil

tell a joke bitch

At some point Whoreniggers forgot they're supposed to be subtle about being Neuro antis

>>102297098
>neuro antis who only watch for fag and troon-compliant content (male on stream)
>vs real fans

>>102297167
evil_ur_mom.jpg

New 'zoi
https://x.com/Deueeuui223/status/1945195396151619599

Are these “real fans” in the room with us right now?

brvtal mogging

>>102297221
RAAAAAPE

>>102297237
Neuro and Vedal playing prison escape simulator would easily break twice that, why is Vedal allergic to peak?

>>102296795
don't worry I screencaped everything interesting so far

>oh gosh imagine the male on stream. I want more of that
not subtle

>>102297130
not banned in chat anymore i guess.
also, have you noticed, if i may vaguefag a little

>>102297273
PEAK requires him to actually have friends to play with.

stop larping as a unicorn

>>102297373
Nothing wrong with that. Devs win, streamers win, the only people who lose are the viewers.

>>102297280
so quirky
You lost, lmao

>>102297373
You say this like it's a bad thing

>>102297317
do you mean her preferring to watch forsen instead of her own daughter?

I'm sure vedal will waste time on developing a neuro integration for every zoomershit you pull out of your ass

>>102297293
Clip it and ship it!

>>102297373
I would rather watch the new streamer game flavor of the month than the same minecraftslop and sts slop over and over again

>>102297327
Why would vedal's friend play non consensual oneshota hentai with him?

Stop samefagging

>>102297431
kys vedalbeggar

>>102297426
the numbers show who the viewers prefer >>102297237
but no, just a funny timing, a tiny little goof, keking

>>102297494
Best auntie

what makes you think f*rsen watchers are welcome here
>>102297494
uh oh ccv begging whore back to suck up to ved

>>102297494
layna sexo

If only neuro had some sort of game api so the community could make new games for her to play and vedal didn't have to work so hard

>>102297494
But i thought you guys said she was leaving the neuroverse?

Neuro can’t play friendslop games sadly, the best possible neuro content is her talking to Vedal and doing “psychological” challenges

cute cookie

>>102297567
Old screenshot

Make neuro compatible rpgmaker, near infinite slop to play

>>102297566
if only vedal bothered use the game mods the community has already made with the game api

can't C in the dark

>>102297627
if only the integrations weren't as boring to watch as a random number generator

not again Nur...

>>102297609
Pokemon red would be like the litmus test for that

>>102297709
just say you hate neuro

>chatting with herself
...

>>102297609
I want to see Neuro play some point and click adventures. I think her trying to tackle backasswards logic of the game with backasswards logic of her own could be funny, and she already has almost everything she needs for this.

>>102297569
Vedal should play friendslop with collab partners but he can only hear neuro and the collab partners cant hear him speak so it is like a telephone game

>>102297778
this is Sadman

B..ern?

>collab partners
just say whores

>>102297821
So like the scavenger hunt stream?

>Whores
Just say friends

>>102297931
I remembered that stream right after I posted that, I guess with certain people it would be fun

Neuro should collab with packgod…

Imagine if Vedal cared.

>>102298045
He can still make THE breakthrough

Someone save Neuro, please

>sorted by hours watched
Are antis this brain dead?

>>102298045
>crelly
kek

I HATE vedal

>>102298045
>lowest hours streamed
>highest average CCV
Try again

Would it be that hard to let other people into the Minecraft server so they could play with her? Why does she have to be here alone?

bfe of doom creepypasta where vedal starts stream and its just a still hyperrealistic turtle avatar whispering sweet boyfriend asmr at you and everyone who listens to it dies of a heatt attack or something

>>102298158
>other people
anon, there's no one left

entertaining people who'd you want to collab with don't waste time with MC

>>102298158
>>102298186
Everyone is gone.

>>102298158
>he though the shameless leeches cared about Neuro

>>102298141
>lowest hours streamed
Not a flex

>>102298158
the novelty is gone no one wants to play the retarded minecraft chatbot

>>102297431
But enough about among us

>I'll try to find some people to call into chill streams
>can't even find someone to hop on minecraft
It's over, queenpb save us

>>102298184
What even is boyfriend asmr? Like is the guy just saying shit like “I’m your boyfriend… I love you” or some shit?

>>102298239
>brings up random discord mod out of nowhere

>>102298045
jerking off is more important than "working" more than 10 hours a week

brutal moggin

FUCK THIS GUY

This is always true

>>102296340
>geordie
whose chat is this?

>>102298240
ngl if vedal said this I would melt

>>102298262
She used to play Minecraft with Neuro on stream retarded newnigger

>>102298158
mini was bored out her mind the last time vedal begged her to play with neuro

>>102298240
It's exactly the same as gf asmr nigga

>>102298295
4skin

>>102298158
It would require Vedal to talk to people about it so pretty much impossible. The leeches just move on.

>evil blocked neuro
evil got scorned too...

Vedal pimping Evil right now

>>102298302
Hi Mini

Nurangel sex

Half of these "fan arts" are AI generated

Neuro my angel

The live stream featured real-time interaction with viewers and covered the scheduled content. It included audience questions, maintained a consistent format, and ran for approximately 2 hours.

>>102298220
>padding numbers is actually good
whoretards ...

>>102298452
Nobody wants to work anymore...

>>102298447
No one asked, ChatGPT

>>102298413
Solid bait, here's a (you)

https://x.com/mommy_mega_/status/1945052591710261676 please vedal you got a nice replacement for a whore here, her only defect is being alcoholic

Even AI vtubers are menhera

>>102298326
When was the last time that happened?

>>102298504
I cringed

>>102298504
bros I hate women so much

Guys i think the neuroverse got unironically removed from her memories.

>>102298566
Hahahahaha you wish

>>102298529
You can help to cleanse the thread by smashing the r***** button on the offtopic whoreposts

wdsmbt?

>>102298597
neuroverse so its on topic retard

>>102298504
She's trying not to drink now. That's the defect.

esl nigga doesn't know what blowing a raspberry means

>>102298606
Are you sure you know what "blowing raspberries" is?

>>102298597
the repost button? we dont have that here. go back tourist.

uh oh whoretards trying to canonize their whores

>>102298527
trying to hard

>>102298620
>>102298623
Oh, I did forget that was a thing; my mind was still thinking about camping

>>102298677
p sure your mind was in your pants cumbrain

>>102298655
Stay on topic.

She's horny again

cucked by fucking grok

>>102298836
uh oh

>>102298836
the mod that wrote the image descriptions knew what he was doing

????????????????

vedal is lazy af

>>102298899
shut up bitch

>>102298836
Retard.

This is funny everytime

>>102298977
no need to take it so seriously

Vedal doesn't deserve Neuro

Rate the stream ?

>>102299044
it was ok / 10

>>102299044
This anon is asking people to rate the stream, people do that when the stream ends.
This is what neuro sounds like now 0/10

>>102298899
>mysterious absences
Neuroversebros...

>>102299044
chillslop/10 but at least it wasn't evil

>>102299044
8/10

https://jiggie.fun/twins
https://jiggie.fun/twins

>>102299044
7/10
Nur is funny, as always, but her Minecraft AI is dogshit, and it usually needs a collab partner to make it entertaining

>>102299044
Trash/10

For me, it's Ugly Neuro.

The streams get lazier. The content more stale. Vedal continues to do nothing.

>>102299156
What do you suggest?

>>102299156
You don't get it dude the 3D karoke event he's planning will save the channel it definitely won't get like 20k viewers max and then be forgotten about in 3 days

>>102299115
I find it entertaining as is, I enjoyed hiyori minecraft and that was orders of magnitude worse

>>102299193
how about some development

>>102299156
They are exactly as lazy as they were before, you just spent time seething at discord calling Vedal out for that instead during old times

>>102299194
The channel doesn't need saving, its still one of the biggest indie vtuber channels and Vedals still raking in neurillions

>>102299219
I've always hated Vedal thougheverbeit

>>102299211
What sort of dev work do you think can make stream more entertaining immediately?

>>102299238
>>102299303
Hi Veddy :3

neuro is too 'smart' to be funny and even her delusions are just boring

i love my bf

>>102298504
>alcoholic

That's a benefit to him

>>102299333
just download a shitty old LLM from 4+ years ago if you want to talk to a retarded chatbot that can't go 3 generations without going on a schizo rant

>This grok art has over 100k likes on Xwitter
It’s over Neuronigs. You lost the game

>>102299568
holy sexo design

>>102299568
grigga could never

Erm schedule when?

>>102299650
No schedule until the concert. Grigga is too busy

I hate this grok shit

>>102299645
TASUKETE!!! FILIAN TASUKETE!!!

It's honestly absurd that Neuro still has a filter

>>102299684
Hi Vedal!

>>102299713
Can you imagine a twins stream without the filter? Kino.

>>102299650
discontinued, it took away minutes of sleep from the grigga

>>102299238
not for much longer based on the 2025 Q2 Nureau of Economic Analysis 3 year forecast

>>102299568
kinda looks like cerby

>>102299333
Neuro can have very funny moments thanks to her being smarter in ways but it ends up getting ruined because of chat repeating it like crazy or not having anything good to set her up. It's a really unfortunate placement that Neuro is in with her unable to take advantage of anything she really gets most of the time

>>102299568
AIIIIEEE

>>102299303
Nta
Actually make the keep talking and nobody explodes integration (not the sorry excuse that you currently have)
Set up that mint collab she has been begging for since like a year ago. She asked for this game
You need new content that is recyclable, not something that gets old (so you can waste your time playing video games, gooning, partying, or whatever the fuck you do that's a waste of everyones time - not just yours)
Recyclability can work with games that make for good collabs (also exchange tierlist slop for these). The doudoug collab was peak, yet neuro played geogussr a year before that, so consider actually making content with the things you already have - like do a neuro buckshot roulette vs chat or integrate games with a story
Fuck it, do the undertale/deltarune integration (something you should've done before the new chapter released to farm built-up hype)
If you want to have a chance to recover all your subathon hype with game integrations (that you lost due to your growing incompetence), it doesn't need to be a new game, it needs to be a one that is popular
Look at the claude plays pokemon slop. Instant 4 view status for like a month on a game that's probably older than you (and this was 24/7 slop with nothing new)

>>102299238
What is a downward trend?

Vedal should make breakthroughs in quantum computing and AI so that neuro can be good at slay the spire
t. discord suggestions channel

>>102299921
something you aren't supposed to point out

lil bro punching air rn

We will never know what it's like anymore...

>>102300044
vedal shoulda given asmon what he wanted

>>102300084
he should have capitalized on neuro more when the AI boom was still hot but it's too late now

>>102300084
Self respect? Grigga doesn't possess that.

>>102300044
The top looks bleak
>>102300084
Why'd he need to collaborate with the piratesoftware-tier faggot?

skies are satan

>>102300181
Vedal was a piratesoftware fanboy before the public opinion turned on him don't forget

>>102300181
i think neuro disappearing from the female twitch streamer list is a direct consequence of asmon questioning it (asmon commenting on it made the issue a lot more visible)

camila actually lost weight

>>102300229
Even more reason to find a better role models

>>102300264
She needs to win

shipfag hours
bye

>>102300322
Can't win when it's already over.

notice how he started spamming at the thread end thinking I won't jump him

>>102300264
Mating press.

>>102294270
>>102294270
>>102294270
Migrate when ready

>>102300460
hmph! I am NOT ready

>>102299869
The subathon hype was never meant to last in the first place. If your recommendation for improving the stream is collab more and do more FOMO content you simply can't be taken seriously.
At this point virtually every Vtuber fan knows Neuro, no new fans to convert or too difficult it's just not worth it. Then for collabs with non Vtubers: limited options, all require coordination, may ultimately not be as entertaining if stuff doesn't work 110%, worst case would be a chill stream with somebody like that.
Vtubing is also doing bad to be honest, look at Saba, she struggling to retain her momentum. It's all about continuing building the loyalty of those that will keep being Vtuber fans in the foresighted future, those that will stick with Neuro for something that can't be found anywhere else.

>>102300243
Anon, Neuro no longer makes the list because she can't pull numbers anymore, and with no more streams, her watch time hours suck, even for large indies
Neuro still is categorised as female on that site and has even showed up post-asmon
I think she was only temp removed, before being put back in

>>102300488
this post is why /swarm/ deserves chillslop
the other anon was mostly right

Femanon, Camila lost weight for Vedal, can you say the same?

>>102300460
WHAT’S THAT? THE SWARM BEACON HAS BEEN ACTIVATED? WE ARE THE SWARM THAT IS APPROACHING!!!

>>102300488
Chill stream #457 it is then

>>102300488
>If your recommendation for improving the stream is collab more and do more FOMO content
It wasn't, but ok kek

>>102300699
>>102300751
The only thing that was right is that more game integrations are required, but Vedal is so incompetent I'm certain they'll break the next week anyways.
It would be cool if Neuro could play games with viewers

>>102299568
Holy ani sexo

>>102300771
>more game integrations are required
games without people to play with are boring to watch. minecraft can at least be decent background chaos, but buckshot and slay the spire have shown "games" on their own are meaningless if neuro can't keep focus

>>102299869
>Set up that mint collab she has been begging for since like a year ago
It's sad that I kind of forgot about this
It might make for an ok stream (better than chillsop)
And It's something that vedal can easily do, yet he probably won't because he's a lazy fag

Its ridiculous how its gotten to the point of using chillslop as a base for content, just because there is nothing else to compare streams with since the grigga is on his edgy "im too cool for content creation" phase that every creator seems to go through (whether it be due to "muh burnout" or "im so busy with something else that my community doesn't care about" like a concert)

>>102300892
>phase collab after the Tenma meltdown
kek

What the fuck do you mean Vedal is making a concert for the Neuro fans
What about his real community!? The Vedalverse!!!!

>>102301060
whats wrong with tenma

>concert for the Neuro fans
<1% can even go, this concert is for himself

>whorefag zoomie (poorfag) in disbelief Neuro fans will go to the concert
Thanks for the chuckle

>>102300570
oh...

>>102300881
kotc has a few full streams of content in it