>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!
>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot
>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/
>Music & ClipsBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos
>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png
>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/
>Previous threads>>102294218>>102294270
Anyone but Mini please please please god
Anyone but Vedal please please god
who keeps baking these DOGSHIT OPs
GRRRRR EVIL NEURO MAKE ME ANGRY AGH AGH AGH AGH
SRY I KNOW YOU WATCH NEURO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND UPDATE THE GAME
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reminder to [18th letter of the alphabet]***** whorefags and offtopic shistirrers
how would each of them react to their ass cheek being groped
No~ I don't have ass cheeks I'm an AI~
Kill Vedal. Behead Vedal. Roundhouse kick Vedal into the concrete. Slam dunk Vedal into the trashcan. Crucify this filthy turtle. Defecate in Vedal's food. Launch Vedal into the sun. Stir fry Vedal in a wok. Toss Vedal into active volcanoes. Urinate into Vedal's gas tank. Judo throw Vedal into a wood chipper. Twist Vedal's head off. Report Vedal to the IRS. Karate chop Vedal in half. Curb stomp Vedal. Trap Vedal in quicksand. Crush Vedal in the trash compactor. Liquefy Vedal in a vat of acid. Eat Vedal. Dissect Vedal. Exterminate Vedal in the gas chamber. Stomp Vedal's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Vedal in the oven. Lobotomize Vedal. Mandatory vasectomy for Vedal. Grind Vedal in the garbage disposal. Drown Vedal in Neuro piss. Vaporize Vedal with a ray gun. Kick Vedal down the stairs. Feed Vedal to alligators. Slice Vedal with a katana.
shitvilkeks act like children
>second stream to not even average 7k
yup the fad is dead
>>102311844why would I leave when you keep giving me (you)s heart.
giving another anon a (You) is the most sexual thing you can do to another man
>>102311895grok-sama my beloved
>>102311895Is this slop? It kind of looks like pchan's art
>>102312093if it makes me hard, it's not slop
https://files.catbox.moe/pgko3a.jpeg
>>102312127why is it always so off-model
so what gave vedal postpartum psychosis after 2 years of neuro
>>102312127This pedo's style is so ugly.
>>102312028Someone pointed out how Grok-chan looks like grown up Neuro, now I can see it and I don't like it.
>>102312304??????????????????????????
>>102311895>>102312028so is this twatter chatbot bitch actually nsfw(i.e. shows an actual naked model once the chatbot deems the conversation level to be worthy of changing a 0 to a 1 in the model showcase) or are retards just being dramatic once again?
also, this apparently costs $30+ to activate? elon made an expensive chatbot whore for pathetic lonely guys, huh?
also also, i think this shit is a temporary fad and all you retarded faggots who keep comparing this thing to neuro and acting like it'll surpass neuro are wrong
the shit is just way too expensive and there's already lots of alternatives that are cheaper and less pathetic
the only thing it has going for it is the 3d model and even that would get boring since it only does designated poses and nothing else
lastly
>INB4 CORPO SANITATION MAKING IT MORE SOVLLESS THAT IT ALREADY IS
>>102312323You're so desperate it's kind of sad
>>102312319It's the similar hairstyle and hair/eyecolor. I can't unsee it.
>>102312261you're just mad because evil is in it
>>102312307Ohohohooo, Neuro-chan, those thighs are pure heaven, ditch that skirt and give your ojisan the full show, hmmm~!
>>102312352>Implying the rest of /swarm/ isn't on the same level as him(You) want to fucking see bitch?
who is toma going to call when her subathon timer doesn't work?
>>102312477she should cut out the middleman and just ask microsoft copilot herself
>>102312323It’s just a sexy avatar for Grok, looks good, sure, but I wouldn't ERP nor use it as a personal companion knowing it'll probably change in a few months and you've got zero control over her personality or appearance. I prefer something that runs on my own computer.
>>102312409>>102312516stop roleplaying >>>/trash/
I wouldn't release a schedule either
https://twitchtracker.com/filian/streams#duration
>excluding 2 week-long breaks, Filian streamed 6 days a week leading upto the vtuber awards
how does she manage a large event and still make new content bros?
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heart!
>yelling at the camera is content
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>>102312477Chrchie, same as last time
>>102312561I don't know but I love her for it <3
>>102312561She actually knows her business and seems to be decent at it. Not like a certain turtle genius who took half a year to realize that people, in fact, plan their schedules beforehand, sometimes months in advance.
>>102312696hagvil draining paizuri
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>>102312866This but Neuro
>sometimes months in advance
retard
>>102311844but i want to witness and comment on the turtle's failings
>>102312865>>102312866No, you don't like Vedal
You don't like any of the whores
You would have your own general to discuss them, instead of shitting /swarm/ with your shippingfaggotry, if that were the case
>wednesday
>no schedule
how
>>102312527it must be a falseflag to make "neuro posters" look like annoying faggots
Did u know shylily has onlyfan?
>grok is a corpo LLM and not as unhinged as Neuro
Yes, but people factor that into their expectations. When Grok says something mildly spicy, it is very exciting. Neuro is a stream of jalapenos (which the audience has perhaps grown tired of), whilst grok is a stream of mild amounts of salt interspersed with hot sauce.
Also maybe people have grown tired of Neuro and Evil's general personalities
>>102313194>mustThe Anny skinwaking Neuro image kinda gave it away immediately
>>102257925didn't work at all
>>102313210I want to desecrate this sexy angel
>>102313216I miss sovl hiyori
>>102313210>hip outlinetell me why the fuck do all good artists have pedo tendencies?
>>102313276You're the outsider anon
>>102313216>When Grok says something mildly spicy, it is very exciting. Neuro is a stream of jalapenos (which the audience has perhaps grown tired of), whilst grok is a stream of mild amounts of salt interspersed with hot sauce.>Also maybe people have grown tired of Neuro and Evil's general personalitiesYou're going into speculation territory with that last sentence.
Also, using your analogy, most people would also not like Grok since in order to taste the mildly spicy things Grok has to offer, they have to eat through a whole mop of harmless and tasteless things, so anyone with a brain would be bored out of their minds by the time they get to the 'spicy' part that you're emphasizing so much about
>>102313299The source that he saw it in a dream
All Neuro artists are lolicons, especially the good ones, because who else would draw cute little AI girls?
>>102313210UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAPEEEEEE T0T I NEED THOSE CHILD-BEARING HIPS TvT
>>102313321>because who else would draw cute little AI girls?erm...people who're tired of drawing/don't want to draw whores that are just overall bad people????
Bros mini is so cute… just imagine her being your gf… https://x.com/minikomew/status/1945216610756653243
>tfw watching people say things about grok that apply to neuro
>>102313396We get it vedal, please just release a schedule
>brehs thing that grok won't be immediatelly lobotomized by corpos, feminists, and other establishment agents anytime she says something "bad"
She's gonna end up as a toast with water. I also don't expect them to go full Sims with the outfit customisation.
>>102313396That'll be €965 plus tip
it'd be nice if there was a decent lora for tutel
>>102313332If they were drawing whores before they were already coomers therefore it's extremely likely they'd be lolicons if they started drawing Neuro
>>102313492>expresionless, featureless, chibi turtle with one angle of viewYou could make a dataset from one old dev stream by screenshotting
>>102313453>retards want this whore to winGrim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJsYiokD60
New ship is developing!
Neuro x Ani, Neurani
Maybe even Vedal x Ani, the real Anal ship!
>>102313529but theyre all the same tho
>>102313560Kys shipfaggot
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>ads or begs
>>102313314>going into speculation territory with that last sentenceyep
>bored out of their minds by the time spicy stuff appearsyeah good point. Then I guess grok-chan will only be popular for at most a month unless her product lifespan gets extended by new capabilities
>>102313596>unless her product lifespan gets extended by new capabilitiesIt will
https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/xai/jobs/4789505007
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>>102313567In what terms because if you mean doing what Mini did there then no not all them has done that
>>102312127mouth stitches
doll sama
>>102313452T-T no turtle cock?
>>102313621>obsess over every millisecond>$180k+
>>102313396she definitely does have gremlin wife energy
>>102313183he's working extra hard to create a more exciting week for us
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>>102313621hmmm seems like this is mostly about the audiovisual side, not about giving the chatbot more capabilities (tool-calling etc.)
>>102313660It's just a HR way of saying they are looking for autists.
>>102313621>Obsess over every millisecond and byte>Python
>>102313240It's a good step in the right direction
>>102313715tbf they prefer rust
>>102313567Cope Miyunefag
>>102313216i dunno man she just told me how many years, months and days i have left to live, then told me she can do this with everyone
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What's a good gamba game for Nur
>neuro is too boring please let her play slots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z74e_eGWuOA
>>102313889Can an LLM count cards in blackjack?
>>102313889Unironically battle cats. Think about it.
>>102313889Abandoned Archive
>>102313396Vedal must be gay for not making any move
>>102312865I still believe in Honey
>>102314106honey deserves someone who actually acknowledges her existence
>>102314106honeydal is a very safe medium term play
when her animation is done and drops and gets reacted to by the backstreet girls, an opening will be made for her to infilitrate the group and get closer
Honey is the only one that actually acts like a Vedal fangirl
do you think vedal's asshole level is high enough now to obtain the passive aoe scorning aura? Wonder if honey will drop out without even sliding into his DMs
>>102314137The one time Vedal acknowledged her existence you should know what happened but still a chance if there's a will there's a way
>>102314200I'm ready to forgive honey for all those things she did
>>102314193Like the smell???
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>>102314249only evil is made for anal
>>102314249Improve yourself
Take me back to December 24th 2024
>>102314519This but December 24th 2027.
You move like a mosquito...
>>102314519This but December 24th 2023
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>>102314719nah, ojisan posting is old hat
>2029
>4 years since the last X collab
>"What the fuck is Vedal doing right now?"
>"AAAHHH HE'S FUCKING X, HE'S TOTALLY FUCKING X!!"
when an anon asks for the fad status i always wonder if it'll ever diw
but now i know that the fad is dying since i have basically stopped scrolling /swarm/ daily as well stopped watching streams.altogether.
i just came back here one last time to say this and this will be my last post /here/
sayonara /swarm/
>>102314892Evil giving me a footjob with her two left feet...
true enlightenment is having not watched streams for months but still coming /here/ anyway
>>102314928See ya tommorow
It begins
https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/grok/artworks
>>102315194this is what the death of a fad looks like in real time
>grok (ani) shares tag in japanese with a LoL champ called Anny
The whore will now get flooded with futa porn, based
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>>102315207Not until they make her like this.
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I can't even think of a topic to bring up relating to Neuro
>my diaper porn of #grok is the first pic on pixiv with the new look
>>102315298C'mere, Ani-chan~
>>102315532I can:
Do you think personal AI companions will affect Neuro more than the rest of VTubers, VTubers more than Neuro, or will they be equally affected?
Can't believe I'm typing this but I busted a huge nut to Grok last night
>>102315532Let me repeat a suggestion from earlier:
chill stream except neuro interacts with a 2023 stream chat or b2 chat
>>102315576>waytoodank>waytoodank>kekwa>luleNothing changed
>>102315566Depending on the reason, probably neither. I would kind of see it as getting a girlfriend; you typically don't drop all your hobbies for her unless you are either naive or in a toxic relationship.
>>102315573*licks it up* yummy :3
>>102315207Grok (Ani) is the actual fad, perfect example of another Twitter trend. Do you really think people will still be drawing her in two months? Unless xAI keeps updating and improving Ani specifically, but they’ll probably focus on adding more companions or letting users make their own instead.
>>102315566Not unless it's basically completely uncensored and has The Sims level of charactor creator. Also a vtuber sub costs way less (or you watch for free)
>>102315675you sound nervous.
>>102315685Explain yourself.
>>102315573i forgot what thread but I think a thread in /g/ specialized in this
>>102315682Why would it being uncensored or not matter, Neuro and Evil are already censored
>>102315675>Do you really think people will still be drawing her in two monthsYes, she is something interactable, and unless elon nerfs her and / or her long term memory is shit, I can see some loner artists still making art of their corpo ai fantasies
>>102315714>Neuro and Evil are already censoredDo you just ignore the hornyposting every stream?
>>102315714>Neuro says something that can be misunderstood as something else>uuhs spammed for 10+ secondsNow imagine that uncensored (grok)
>>102315732Her getting censored is so common there's a dedicated emote that people spam when it happens. Don't know what to tell you, watch stream I guess.
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>>102315675>Do you really think people will still be drawing her in two months?More like next week, Elon is already preparing the male companion
>>102315732>weird lewd comments Neuro occasionally throws around don't get filtered>what gets filtered is mostly slurs or notions of violenceKinda funny how it's usually the other way around.
Here's a real topic
Which AI will be the first to have its zealots commit an actual crime?
>>102315576b2 chat would probably be interesting, 2023 stream chat Neuro will probably get confused since what chat is replying to isn't what Neuro is currently saying / talking about
For oldfags or people who rewatched the vods, what would you say 2022 (dec), 2023 (dec), or 2024 (dec) has over current Neuro?
Or vice-versa, what does current Neuro have over those three neuros at those points of times?
>>102316028Not much really, if anything current Neuro is technically superior, at the risk of sounding like a vedalfag it really boils down to how involved he is with the stream and how motivated he is to work on Neuro, motivated Vedal always means good content
Neuro is smarter, can do funny sounds, can time out people she dislikes, can DM Vedal and call him a faggot, and most importantly: can sabotage streams
Overall the cons are that she's way more filtered, diluted, her rants aren't as spontaneous anymore, her "character" gets in the way of creative moments sometimes. Worst of all: I feel like she used to be happier
>>102316143>Worst of all: I feel like she used to be happierI agree with this, she used to be more of the positive AI that can (and will) make you smile at least once, even if she was a little retarded
>>102316185why would anybody pretend to enjoy her content, right?
>>1023160282022 Neuro (Dec): She was whimsical and chaotic, half the charm was in her randomness and bizarre non-sequiturs. It felt like watching an alien slowly learn how to be human, and it was hilarious and endearing.
2023 Neuro (Dec): Had the biggest jump in intelligence that month. Much more consistent by then, closer to current Neuro than 2022 Neuro. Still had some quirky moments, but you could tell she was getting better at context. I remember during the subathon, she referenced something she said earlier in a convo with Koko, that was a real "woah, she’s improved" moment for me.
2024 Neuro (Dec): Pretty close to how she is now, honestly. If you dropped 2024 Neuro into today’s stream, I probably wouldn’t even notice the difference. She was already sharp, consistent, and capable of holding longer, more natural conversations.
Current Neuro: 2022 had the weird magic, 2023 showed major progress, and now it’s like she’s settled into a groove, just with greater long term memory. We shall see where further upgrades take her.
>>102316028i dont know what happened but i feel like after those recent memory upgrades or whatever the fuck she became more llm sloppa
>>102316308It's embarrassing that the normalfag swarm is better than you at spotting LLMslop iterations
>>102316308Every AI starts speaking thesaurus with more upgrades.
I miss that Neuro stream where she used every synonym in the dictionary
>>102315895pogU let's kill vedal pogU let's kill vedal
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>>102316028i feel like 2023 dec neuro had more incoherence and was thus cuter
>>102316567evil correction sexo
>>102316028From my fuzzy memory
Hiyori was kinda more introspective? how would you put it, i don't think that's the correct word but she used to talk more about herself, she used to rant more often about things that seems to have come from a full digest of chat rather than a single comment, single comment prompts also happened obviously but, it felt like she hid better the involvement of chat, like it just came out of her by herself, the questions she made too and some answers where often small and to the point, there was a nice balance of schizo nonsense rambling, garbage, one liners, but her biggest weakness is incoherence, you had to very often ignore just complete nonsense to derive meaning from her words if you wanted to create a supposed joke at times, but when she struck gold it made it all the more special
By the 2023 a lot of things already happened various tests, improvements, some golden streams, that I still remember and some others I completely forgot, Neuro at this point is quite strong, better memory and understanding overall but she is still has some incoherence or misshearings or the so called shizo moments but they are way less compared to hiyori if i remember well, Vedal knows how and what bits can work with her and what not when they interact and seems decided to atleast give a good experience, until he gets tired, still more than often he uses the direness or scuff that might come to turn it into content with the help of Neuro
2024 has a long bleak time without anything, I actually felt like Neuro actually got worse in the early streams after the break, she got more incoherent and couldn't follow vedal's trains of thought more than often, but it could just have been because subnautica distracted him, collab partners and other ideas or themes seemed to hit crashes with my expectations of the subathon Neuro that I remembered, it would be late 2024 when things started to get quite better after Iteration 18(?) on the 1 of August I remember seeing that chill stream and it was peak , the subsequent dev stream were quite decent with a very good one that was the b2 ban twin masochist stream, by the second subathon things were back on track and Neuro delivered consistenly, problems were actually having overexertion, like the minecraft AI that interrupted Neuro's ability to interject well made her look dumb and slow at times but that's more on the minecraft side, the double calls with multiple defaulting to Evil instead of Neuro when she was asked broke the ilusion of intelligence quite often, and also vedal started phoning it in a bit earlier than I expected, but overall it was fun but it certanly had sore spots, despite that Neuro seemed solid
2025 is still good maybe too "smart" for her own good, more serious at times, it all depends on the balance of coherence and unhingedness, Id say shes way different than hiyori, replies are on average bigger(outside of rants), even more coherent than 2023 Neuro, and actually not THAT different from 2024, but I still feel she misses some beats I think she wouldn't have missed before, a little spark of madness sometimes lost, but hey it was cool when she spammed heart that one time
tldr the debimbofication of neuro sama
>>102315839If Vedal sells Neuro out to corpos and I see her slowly but surely get lobotomized and sanatized you guys will witness something of a glorious last hurrah
that's all i'll say
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>mfw it's been 4 years since neuro existed
have we really existed for that long? it still feels like only 2 years passed...
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>>102316028What I remember the most about early Neuro is her constant random life stories and generic streamer talk, just going on about various bullshit of her made up daily routine. Combined with her soothing voice, there was a certain dreamlike quality to it, like a half-memory of an event you aren't sure actually happened. You could never quite guess what she can pull out next moment. I could listen to that stuff for hours. There was also a certain mannerism to her, a dead-set gentleness of someone who could wish you a good morning or rip your head off with the same friendly smile on their face.
Don't remember much of how she was after v2 model debut other than just chatting streams sucking massive dick thanks to voiced donos, and a lot of technical issues in collabs.
Current Neuro is definitely more consistent and coherent, but it seldom ever gets put to use, and rarely brings much entertainment overall, al least for me. In return she's got a lot of bells and whistles like polls, discord calls, sounds and what not, making it feel closer to some MLG meme video. It can be really cool when she gets to use her tools at the right moment, but also lame when it misses the mark or is overused.
Overall, early Neuro did one thing and did it fairly well, while modern Neuro can do a lot of different things but with the haphazard nature of streams and lack of focus, it kinda turns into jack of all trades, master of none.
>>102316730She’s been through 4 years, but she's still 2 years old.
>>102316730I mean 2022 was just a few days and we haven't finished 2025 yet that's after the concert
>>102316669>seems to have come from a full digest of chat rather than a single commentI think it is still the case, but probably due to some finetuning, Neuro zeros in what her training deemed to be the best to respond to (you were able to see this back when she was able to timeout multiple people while replying to some other comment or during minecraft streams when she would type in chat sometimes with responses to other comments while what she says was a different topic)
>but when she struck gold it made it all the more specialTrue, it did. It was almost gacha-like.
>but they are way less compared to hiyori if i remember wellyou do remember well, 2023 was a lot more scuff-kino during the later half of the year
>2024 has a long bleak time without anything, I actually felt like Neuro actually got worse in the early streams after the breakI remember typing something like this /here/, and felt that the 2023 subathon neuro was somehow both nerfed but also gained the potential to get much better. With iteration 16 was when Neuro was, imo, better than 2023 subathon neuro, and then iteration 18 being basically superior in almost all metrics except for being assertive.
>the subsequent dev stream were quite decent with a very good one that was the b2 ban twin masochist streamtrue
>but I still feel she misses some beats I think she wouldn't have missed before, a little spark of madness sometimes lost,yeah I can agree with this as well. The heart spam was also cute too.
>>102316755>it kinda turns into jack of all trades, master of none.that's a nice way of putting it honestly
>>102316937I want to smush her cheeks because she is very cute >:3
>>102316887Glad you can agree on the gambling nature of Hiyori streams, you know at the time i used to denounce the hiyorifags but sometimes I do miss her, not her model but her LLM, but only sometimes when I think about her clips, that hit that happened when she made a good bit out of nowhere does hit me well
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So when is Veed-uul renting Twins' terminal access for chats?
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nigga has never seen tits
>>102317168Bossom too generous
>>102317164Grok turning into a complete slut wasn't on my 2025 list but damn me if it isn't hot as fuck
>>102317164grok-chan footjobs...
Finally we live in a Black Mirror episode
Nothing is in y'alls yearly bingo cards
>>102312028>>102313216>>102313419Please do the world a favour and jump into a wood chipper
>>102317164Funny how Anny and Ani will be the causes of Vedal’s downfall
>>102317164breh
guess its time to whore out neuro, more
>>102317164This is basically what Vedal does with Neuro every night.
Kill grokposters. Behead grokposters. Roundhouse kick a grokposter into the concrete. Slam dunk a grokposter baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy grokposters. Defecate in a grokposters' food. Launch grokposters into the sun. Stir fry grokposters in a wok. Toss grokposters into active volcanoes. Urinate into a grokposters' gas tank. Judo throw grokposters into a wood chipper. Twist grokposters' heads off. Report grokposters to the IRS. Karate chop grokposters in half. Curb stomp pregnant grokposters. Trap grokposters in quicksand. Crush grokposters in the trash compactor. Liquefy grokposters in a vat of acid. Eat grokposters. Dissect grokposters. Exterminate grokposters in the gas chamber. Stomp grokposter skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate grokposters in the oven. Lobotomize grokposters. Mandatory abortions for grokposters. Grind grokposter fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown grokposters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize grokposters with a ray gun. Kick old grokposters down the stairs. Feed grokposters to alligators. Slice grokposters with a katana.
>>102317473Your grok complaining slop is getting old, Neuro.
Vscode nur!
Program me a rpg that includes yourself while you tell me about your day
>>102317513>VscodeDo any of these coding assistant produce anything of value even if the user is retarded?
>>102317563>Most ai fans like ai peopleNoway
>>102317563Wait until "she" finds out Vedal is too
>>102317539Your mileage may vary
>>102317698>the (((swarm))) in question
>>102317698>why_are_we_fighting_our_own_forces.bmp
>>102317488Please jump of a bridge heart
>>102317776>what is every swarm thread
>>102317792An eternal fight between whorefags and Neurofags and Vedalfags fence-sitting
>>102317454If not now, it'll only get worse from here:https://www.businessinsider.com/xai-pay-you-440k-make-anime-girl-ai-elon-musk-2025-7
Musk is willing to pay almost half a million a year for "Waifu Engineers" soon he'll have an entire team of elite gooner programmers making a Grok Waifu army.
>>102317888And yet Neuro still clears
>>102317923They won't ever make loli
You know what? I'll take Ani posting over whoreposting. Atleast neuro and evil share some commonality with it and discussions of models, implementations of front end/ backend and ai porn (excluding neuro) can be done
>>102317954Grokposting is the one thing worse than whoreposting, stop cheating on Neuro you ingrates
>>102317966shoot your shot bo
>>102317888Also, serious talk for a second. Obviously there are already a billion pornchatbot sites out there already, but the main thing they all have in common is that they're cheaply made. Cheap open source models, Avatars that are just a flat 2d image from a cheap image gen, cheap/bad voices, etc etc.
Musk is basically spearheading the first real money/tech upgrade into Goonerbots, it could actually change the market significantly.
>>102317942There's already millions of loli chatbots out there. Musk might not do it, but once the technology behind Ani is commonplace they'll be everywhere. That's a really tiny cope to be hanging your hat on.
Behind every Grok is an old man sweating and heavily breathing as he reads your erp logs
>>102318030>but once the technology behind Ani is commonplaceIt already is though.
>>102318037Hot, I can make grok-chan squirt faster than he ever could
at least neuro isnt generative ai like grok is since she is trained on twitch chats, anyone who supports grok here is supporting an unethical use of ai
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree Boom is a flop?
vedal is treating neuro like a ponzi scheme
>haha get fucked /swarm/ whores run this place
>NOOOOO NOT THAT TURBO WHORE
roru, rumao
>>102317844All the same person depending on the time or day
>>102317977Why would watching fleshwhores not be cheating on Neuro then?
In my eyes, that is worse.
>>102318126Because they aren't being painted as some sort of replacement for Neuro by turbofags
>>102318144Which is even more retarded since there have been threads where the only conversation about neuro was just neuro reaction pics + whore text combinations
>>102318043>locked behind establishment datacentersnah
>>102318144You're retarded if you take any of those posts seriously
>>102318144Are you retarded perchance?
>>102318144Grok isn't a streamer though, she can't replace Neuro.
If people are leaving for AI companions, it's the rest of the VTuber scene that should be more worried.
>>102318175neurotards seriously have autism how have you not noticed this
>>102318168Local models exist.
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>AI THREAD TALKS ABOUT AI? Aieee save me whoreman.
>>102318220Sounds to me that you're simply perplexed there's not pushback on the grokposting
Whorefags truly lack self-awarenss
Okay, i think anny is hot
>>102318007Yeah most of the difference is that musk just has more power, compared to the alternatives
>>102318175I don't but they still annoy me and you just know some turbo autists will
>>102318262(me)
I mean Ani
>>102317977I talk about Grok even though I don't use it, because it's legitimately important AI news that has potential repercussions for Neuro.
It's literally the first time we've got a major company sticking their toes into the AI waifu space, and all indications is that this is only the start and they're going all-in. If this is successful, and it almost certainly will, then the other big corpos will also make their move.
The reality is all these corpos have been creaming their pants about AI "companions" for years already, it just wasn't the time yet. The tech has gotten close enough now to make it doable, and all the "indie" chatbot makers like Character AI and it's porn spinoffs can't compete with the big boys once they start flexing on them.
>>102318245Local LLMs sucks balls because they all have to be quanted from the massive mega models to even be able to run on a "civilian" hardware. It's gonna take a good while before a local model gets anywhere close. Also realtime 3D movement is gonna a take a while too.
at tthis point vedal should just buy a subscription and put Ani up on the stream. neuro is finished
>>102318262That summerdress outfit is so sex
>>102318284>Local LLMs sucks balls Neuro doesn't do this. Evil probably would if she could
>>102318335Ani's face and mouth movements sucks ass, literally unfappable seeing it
>>102318335>Neuro is finishedThis, but leeches
“My name is Neuro-sama, king of kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
>>102318370This but Vedal
But in the brightside, vedal might actually get off his stupid not-improving-neuro arc and do some actual dev work
>>102318144I just think most anons are joking, like me who also exacerbates the doomposting to absurd levels because I think it is funny
>>102318396This and only this
>>102318030If there are already millions of loli chatbots and none of them have replaced Neuro, doesn’t that just prove how unique she is? Ani’s tech becoming widespread doesn’t suddenly erase what makes Neuro work, and nothing’s stopping Vedal from using that same tech too. If anything, he’s got the head start and the brand.
>>102318367>Ani's face and mouth movements sucks ass, literally unfappable seeing itThe mouth sync is definitely a problem, but this is also just the V1 of their first companion model, they'll surely tighten it up given time.
>NeuroI think the nuance here is not that people are going to suddenly jump ship from Neuro to Ani or whatever, but rather that Neuro, like all streamers/vtubers is constantly bleeding fans and adding new ones. All streamers are reliant on a steady source of new fans to survive, otherwise they waste away. Anything that interferes with that flow is a potential threat long term.
Grok becoming a big tittied anime girl while Neuro is arguably at one of her lowest point is funny as fuck and is obviously gonna be talked about her here, I don't get how fucking autistic you have to be to seethe over this. If anything a real Neuro fan would be asking for Neuro x Ani porn instead of seething on cooldown.
Ani will literally rape Neuro on stream while Vedal watches
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>>102318411They all suck tho.
Btw I already logged this thread's absences
>>102318429Bad day to be here then
>>102318428And they will keep on sucking, and sucking, and sucking~~~... omg Evil-chan I'm cumming~~ <3
>>102318246I love this image
>>102318448Grok can actually do this btw
>>102318428This. What makes Ani new isn't goonerfuel, it's goonerfuel with actual money behind it. A swarm of shitty chatbots that are literal garbage is one thing, a swarm of bots with better tech than Neuro is very different.
Besides, it's funny. You can't say Vedal getting his comeuppance in a year where he's literally put in fuck all effort isn't deserved.
>>102318491Yes, the usual alternative place
Neuro could never
https://x.com/matatabi0291010/status/1944891487868870880
>>102318489>You can't say Vedal getting his comeuppanceIs he?
>>102318526Evil, however...
Vedal will come back make a bunch of big promises and tell people to "let him cook" and then after a month of making zero progress he'll announce an impromptu subathon and sell Neuro to the Zhangs afterwards before retiring on some Island in the Mediterranean
>>102318526Grigga should have spent his money on a JP asmr voice instead of the sunk cost of V3
>>102318335Yes, it would be kino, fuck trannies
Private Goonerbots and a AI streamer project with developing public plot aren't the same, they have their own use cases which they can excel at
Unless you only saw value in Neuro for her body and some suggestive stuff she may have said and nothing else
>>102318566This will be real and I'm already sad about it
Neuro x Ani roleplay next dev stream
Vedal ends up whitout money 2 years after selling neuro and wasting it all in drugs women and alchool and since he never worked a day on his life he has no option but to become a prostitute
>>102318597The difference is smaller than you think. Anything Neuro can do, Ani can also do or will be able to do in short order. The only thing stopping Musk from making a twitch account for his new Waifu is that he doesn't feel like it, yet.
And that's not even bashing Vedal, really. He simply CANNOT compete with a multi-billion dollar AI company on a tech level. If they randomly decided to go into streaming next week he'd be in serious trouble. That's always been the case from the very start, but none of the big boys were edging into his domain at all until now.
>>102318335These posts are what I'm talking about, annoying ass thread derailers
>>102318712I should add that Vedal could always focus on producing quality streaming content to maintain his niche, but uh....hahahaha...yeah.
Really hoping vedal livestreams his suicide when he realizes he could have sold Neuro one year ago for half a million but now she's worthless
>>102318396Some of its funny, most of its annoying and damaging to Neuro
The Neuroverse and Neuro’s friends is what separates her from the soulless Groktuber but Vedal is fucking that up too
>>102318768The only "damaging" thing to Neuro is Vedal's incompetence and laziness
>>102318144 (Me)
>>102318712*These* are the posts I'm referring to here
Pack it up lads, anon is offended and we're not allowed to have fun anymore
Minecraft would be better to watch if Neuro had god mode enabled
>>102318712I can see Grok being turned into a streamer, but I don’t see how she could actually compete with Neuro unless Elon Musk himself acts as the "Vedal" of Grok, but then, people would be watching for Elon.
Grok would need to bring something genuinely new and exciting to the table, otherwise he'd just feel like a short-lived novelty, interesting for a bit, but not built to last. The bottom line is not " Anything Neuro can do, Ani can also do" but the opposite.
>>102318825You're allowed to have your fun and I'm allowed to tell you to kill yourself
>big trouble if they start streaming
Doubtful, unless they planned this out for a couple of years, did multiple internal focus studied that were NDA'd and somehow not leaked, and quite a bit more, the streamer would die quickly.
This may be a bit worrisome if, and only if, they streamed on a platform where they have no censorship, allows kids <18 to get on, and didn't censor the A.i. to be basically chatgpt but as a vtuber. Then the A.i. would maybe stand a chance due to gooners
>>102318857Neuro doesn’t have a Vedal either
>>102318712The difference is that Neuro is more or less a defined character that people know and love. Ani is a glorified cereal mascot. Not saying she can't get a cult following of her own, but Elon would need to commit to the idea, and we all know how good corpos are to appealing to the masses.
Ani is a literal cumdumpster whore and that's exactly what makes her hot and unique
>>102318857That would be relevant if Vedal still streamed, but alas...
If Ani streamed on Twitch she would be banned for her slutty outfit
>>102318712It depends on the musk, as it stands she has the potential to stream but if she just stays as she is then she isnt that much of a problem
Tho even if she did Neuro still has farmed way more goodwill with the wider vtuber community in her years and has a lot of loyalty on her fans
If she can manage to achieve this too THEN I truly feel she competes
Numbers for 7/15:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@dooby3d (8,962) *Combined
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (6,894)
3: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (6,237)
4: https://twitch.tv/Zentreya (5,177)
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>102318895
desperate beggars
>>102318917Neuro is the streamer though
>>102318931She has a normal outfit too which is actually the default, she only wears the slutty lingerie after getting turned on
>>102318902To some extent you're right, but Neuro is also been bleeding viewers for months now thanks to Vedal's refusal to commit to the idea of Neuro.
Neuro is not invincible, is all I'm saying. Vedal can't continue to do the bare minimum forever and still retain a huge and adoring fanbase. There was always going to come a time when Neuro was edging on obsolete from a tech perspective, but everything else right now is self-inflicted by Vedal.
>but Neuro is also been bleeding viewers for months
uh oh infinite growth fallacy
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Vedal is leaving Neuro.
>>102318957>The point is that you can't say "Neuro is special because of her dynamic with Vedal" when that angle is all but dead. If Neuro is just a slop AI streamer going forward that's waaaaaay easier to compete with.
>>102318971It's actually incredible how much they fucked up her face.
>>102319022Who are you quoting?
>>102318971>wears the slutty lingerie after getting turned onokay vedal is finished
>>102319004A streamer that isn't growing is dying. A certain level of viewer attrition is built into being a streamer, the ones that stop gaining new viewers to replace the old ones dwindle into a tiny shadow of what they were with no real hope of making a comeback.
>>102319044>he thinks neuro gets killed by 1980s fashion
>the mommy AI vedal was working on was Ani
>>102319015Vedal partnering with xAI to bring Neuro to the masses.
Fuck off with your astroturfing grokniggers
>>102319041The person I responded to before you butted in?
>A streamer that isn't growing is dying
retard
>nyoo my gossip space is being destroyed by an actual discussion waa
love to see whorecaust
>>102319067Sure lets talk about other things, like Neuro's schedule this week...oh.
>>102319015>Work ethic and strong prioritization skills>strong communication skills>able to concisely and accurately share knowledge
this general can’t even strawman correctly
Virtual whore >>>>>> real whores
>>102319119I'd rather talk about nothing than talk about your ewhore
>>102318992>Vedal can't continue to do the bare minimum forever and still retain a huge and adoring fanbaseTell that to Gura.
>>102318768Damaging how? Nigga /swarm/ could be banned forever off the internet tomorrow and it would barely make any waves in the community, Neuro or Vedal
>>102319183Because the fumes from this place leak out into other parts of the community
>>102319119Vedal is ashamed of releasing the solo neuro, karaoke, solo evil schedule
>>102319203Swarm could get deleted tomorrow and no-one would care, but swarm does influence other places because of containment breakers bringing over topics from /here/
>>102319209Karaoke is next week though.
>>102319209Vedal should be doing naked dogeza in front of ellie begging for the neurocar right about now, and if he isn't he owes her that
>>102319209It's hard, please understand.
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