Thread 102319061

>You will NOT depict me with a bow.
>You will NOT depict me kneading dough.
>You will NOT call me a dark elf or coffee elf.
>You will NOT depict me on a shelf.
>You will NOT depict my forest home.
>You will NOT depict me using Chrome.
>You WILL depict me as cute, not cool.
>You will NOT depict me in a pool.
>You will NOT depict me in my old outfits.
>You will NOT make lewds of my armpits.
>You will NOT depict me showing off skin.
>You will NOT depict me dipping zyn.
>You will NOT say china, hentai or ship.
>You will NOT depict me with a whip.
>You WILL draw my skin tone three shades lighter.
>You will NOT draw me as a badass fighter.
>You WILL ignore my lore.
>You will NOT say I snore.
>You WILL listen to me complain about how much I hate my model.
>You will NOT ask me to feed you from a bottle.
>You WILL remove all Clownfish from your games.
>You will NOT call me any silly names.
>You will NOT depict me doing current trends.
>You will NOT depict me, at all elfriends!

been thinking a lot lately

But what about some green eggs and ham?

>>102319061 (OP)
These threads make me happy

>>102319061 (OP)
based thread

>>102319061 (OP)
Where's the ears?

>>102320231
headphones

>>102319742
>>102319753
oh but when I! post mococo "you will not" thread
everyone calls me brown and gay

angry
>:(

>>102322559
that's because you are brown and gay, ugly spacing faggot.

I will not wear a bow, no no!
I will not knead a lump of dough!
Don’t call me dark, or coffee-sweet—
Don’t place me on a shelf so neat!

My forest home? Off-limits too.
And Chrome? Oh dear, I shan’t use you!
You may draw me cute, not cool—
But never, ever in a pool!

My old attire? A thing of yore.
And no! No lewds of pits, I swore!
No peeks of skin, no Zyn to dip,
No hentai, China, or “we ship!”

No whips in hand, no edgy flair,
Draw me with much paler hair.
Ignore the tales of battles past,
And don’t you ask if I snore fast.

I’ll gripe and groan, and moan and model,
But do not beg me for a bottle.
Remove the Clownfish, every one!
No silly names—just none, not one!

And please, I beg, don’t ride those trends—
In fact, don’t draw me, elfriends! The end!

>>102322615
https://files.catbox.moe/26qxcf.mp4

>>102322559
try not being brown and gay for a change

>>102322689
IM NOT

>>102322630
chatgpt?

>>102319061 (OP)
Hairy dwarf hands typed this

>>102322676
whoa he's back to posting it! too stoopid to make a soundpost, alcy?

Chocolate elf.

>>102325469
IM BACK!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!

>>102326090
coffee elf

I want to lock Flare in a dungeon and use her as my personal fleshlight, I want to cum inside her until she is more sperm than elf, I want her to eat off a dog bowl and when the 9 months pass and out quarter elf son is born I will raise him with the lie that his mom died just so when he reaches a teenage age I can reveal his mom as a dog with a buttplug locked in our basement subservient to me after years of abuse.

>>102319061 (OP)
I will do so if I choose.
I will do so, stupid cooze.

>>102319061 (OP)
the meter on the third/fourth line isnoff, by the way.

>>102319061 (OP)
the meter on the third/fourth line is off, by the way.

>>102319061 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAb-c2QMes

>>102319061 (OP)
I WILL depict Cheebs living in your rectum.

>>102319061 (OP)
Why does anyone listen to her anyway