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Anonymous No.102320121 >>102321242 >>102322292 >>102323728 >>102329521
/lemon/ - Kaneko Lumi General
This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (ι‡‘ε­η‘ ηΎŽ)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: its Lumi's anniversary this week
(also some collabs to schedule this week, stay tuned)
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1944727128433639435/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

In two hours, Lumi will cook for us like a proper Girlfriend
https://youtu.be/IM-2N0b_Cv8

Previous Thread:>>102262378
Anonymous No.102320142
Lumi shits lemonheads
Anonymous No.102320546 >>102320809 >>102321123
Why did bro delete his comment?
>>102312626
https://x.com/makoartoria/status/1945334411735794082
Anonymous No.102320809
>>102320546
Lumi outed him as a manwhore
Anonymous No.102321123 >>102321301
>>102320546
it is poor form to post other people's usernames. which is why it was blurred. someone replied. so the point about punching down was made and the post deleted. no I am not sunbro but you are a fucking faggot
Anonymous No.102321242
>>102320121 (OP)
ew collabs. basic bitches are everywhere already why invite them over
Anonymous No.102321301 >>102325128
>>102321123
>no I am not sunbro
Everyone in this thread is a Sunbro, that's what Lumi's fans are called: the Sunbros.
Anonymous No.102321487
>>102265562
>be sumbro
>massive brain calculating grooming campaigns in multiple dimensions
>puny anons will get her to associate chat with me personally
>antis immediately adopt it
>sunbro is now a byword for anting lumi
how could his tremendous willpower be undone by nolife cuck posters?
Anonymous No.102321647 >>102322180
I know Lumi cucks her fans but I didn't know she was professional enough to have a how to cuckbook.
Anonymous No.102321769
Isle of lumi
Anonymous No.102322180
>>102321647
you get a one off pass and a courtesy (you) for being funny for the first time
Anonymous No.102322292
>>102320121 (OP)
cooking stream got pushed back 30 minutes
Anonymous No.102323008 >>102323094 >>102323112 >>102323618
Where is she?
Anonymous No.102323094
>>102323008
In my kitchen, give her 15 min
Anonymous No.102323112 >>102323306 >>102364943 >>102365060
>>102323008
Anonymous No.102323306
>>102323112
i like that little lumi, do you have a larger version?
Anonymous No.102323618 >>102323673 >>102323687 >>102323758 >>102323816
>>102323008
Anonymous No.102323673
>>102323618
Drenched in batter.
Anonymous No.102323687
>>102323618
the idea of her frantically trying to sort out her audio is kind of cute
Anonymous No.102323728
>>102320121 (OP)
There's cuckbooks now? Damn.
Anonymous No.102323758 >>102323784 >>102323806
>>102323618
Why would a streamer only have 1 pair of headphones?
Anonymous No.102323784
>>102323758
Lumi is special
Anonymous No.102323806
>>102323758
kidnapping fantasies are too intense for her.
Anonymous No.102323816 >>102323872
>>102323618
no worries she's an engineer, she will fix it right away
Anonymous No.102323872
>>102323816
she got it
Anonymous No.102323931
skeleton arm...
Anonymous No.102323945 >>102323983 >>102324020 >>102324079 >>102324425 >>102331023
Handcam is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM-2N0b_Cv8
Anonymous No.102323983 >>102324140
>>102323945
why is she brown?
Anonymous No.102324020
>>102323945
it's the lighting
Anonymous No.102324079
>>102323945
made for hanjobs for me
Anonymous No.102324140
>>102323983
she is so white she had to put on blue sleeves to make her nails look pink
Anonymous No.102324275 >>102324345
i was hoping to see her torso when she slipped forward
Anonymous No.102324323
>autistically staring at all reflections
Anonymous No.102324345
>>102324275
she almost showed it, we got her real voice for a moment
Anonymous No.102324414
she's so cute
Anonymous No.102324425
>>102323945
her fingers are so long, actual sex
Anonymous No.102324533 >>102324929 >>102325128 >>102353547
Lumi forearm cock comparison
Anonymous No.102324559
lumi BUNDA reminder
Anonymous No.102324929 >>102324976 >>102334577
>>102324533
she likes to show off her arms
Anonymous No.102324976
>>102324929
Those are very nice arms.
Anonymous No.102325060 >>102325128 >>102325180
fyren will be very happy with delicious food. Sunbro, don't forget to donate for more cooking ingredients
Anonymous No.102325128 >>102325145
>>102321301
i'm not a lumi fan.
i want to marry her, sire children with her and listen to her sing, idgaf about fanboying over her.
lumi is for wifeing, not admiring.

>>102324533
she's way too skinny.
she needs a househusband (me) to cook for her

>>102325060
i'm not sunbro, but i will marry her (or someone will)
Anonymous No.102325145 >>102325178
Sunbros:
>Lumi isn't GFE guys
Also Sunbros:
>>102325128
Anonymous No.102325178
>>102325145
>sunbros
i'm not a sunbro, i'm a husbandbros (as in i'll marry lumi, and be her bro's bro)
that's not gfe
Anonymous No.102325180
>>102325060
Anonymous No.102325376
Lumi has coom inducing hands
Anonymous No.102325403 >>102325537 >>102325575 >>102334577
Anonymous No.102325537
>>102325403
Anonymous No.102325575 >>102325849
>>102325403
>dad makes her jam
mine would never, the lazy fag, well if he was alive lul. lumi and lumi's mom owe me collaborative blowjobs every morning and evening too.
Anonymous No.102325580 >>102325969
we seem to have a strange new visitor in this thread
Anonymous No.102325749 >>102325860 >>102334577
she can barely finish one
I don't know if I would try this, cottage cheese and sugar and eggs is a weird mix
Anonymous No.102325849 >>102325894 >>102326111
>>102325575
does Lumi's mom give good blowjobs?
Anonymous No.102325860 >>102325960
>>102325749
I still cant believe she didnt read the recipe before hand
Anonymous No.102325894
>>102325849
nta but it would be hard not to get good after year or so of two a days
Anonymous No.102325960 >>102326156 >>102326224
>>102325860
the whole stream was scuffed
Anonymous No.102325969
>>102325580
i prefer the term interesting.
we have a strange new visitor in this interesting thread.
Anonymous No.102326053 >>102326174 >>102326313
tardwife produced our song we made with lolumi. cuck posters btfo'd as always.

https://youtu.be/jiuBd9C_gYs
Anonymous No.102326111
>>102325849
better than lumi
Anonymous No.102326156
>>102325960
lumi is fun and funny but blocking half of the screen and positioning everything so suboptimally was less "haha" scuff and more "there are social services availiable" scuff. still fun
Anonymous No.102326174 >>102326261
>>102326053
didn't realize she would make it into a full song, it was cute and stupid just like Lumi good video
Anonymous No.102326224
>>102325960
scuff is soul
Anonymous No.102326261 >>102326380
>>102326174
now we know why she was crying afterwards.
Anonymous No.102326313 >>102326380 >>102326390
>>102326053
>i never had this IRL
Anonymous No.102326380
>>102326313
>>102326261
I love her
Anonymous No.102326390
>>102326313
someone needs to hold that stupid bitch and let her spend the day crying.
Anonymous No.102326816
Anonymous No.102328348
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

tardwife live for anniversary stream. what will she surprise us with next? did she survive the donut? stay tuned for yap and lemon
Anonymous No.102328638 >>102328764
im so tired anons
Anonymous No.102328661
>nooo stop loving me
Anonymous No.102328764 >>102329049 >>102329194
>>102328638
I closed the stream its too ass @ me when its over please
Anonymous No.102329049
>>102328764
it's slowing down
Anonymous No.102329194
>>102328764
id wait for a bit more, about 20 minutes
Anonymous No.102329521
>>102320121 (OP)
i love her cover of "drunk by keshi" and "sugarplum elegy"
please please please is too vulgar for my taste

she needs to do more covers
Anonymous No.102329725 >>102329743 >>102330363
[Lumi news] she had an anxiety induced fugue we are choosing to blame on the heat.
Anonymous No.102329743
>>102329725
she also schizo'd out (many accents came out)
Anonymous No.102330363
>>102329725
she's been working hard, good she can relax with a cozy crossword stream
Anonymous No.102331023 >>102332185
>>102323945
Good VOD.
Anonymous No.102332185
>>102331023
would you eat the donut?
Anonymous No.102332373 >>102332677 >>102334577
How many calories did she eat?
Anonymous No.102332649 >>102332667
she's barely surviving
Anonymous No.102332667
>>102332649
Shes gotta remind herself of it
Anonymous No.102332677 >>102332700
>>102332373
she only ate one but they are pretty dense
maybe 3-400?
Anonymous No.102332700 >>102332874
>>102332677
So she won’t eat anything else for the day?
Anonymous No.102332874 >>102333200
>>102332700
she said she ate more "off-stream"
Anonymous No.102333200 >>102334184
>>102332874
And do we trust her?
Anonymous No.102333805 >>102333837
Lumi likes the sky lanterns
Anonymous No.102333837
>>102333805
Anonymous No.102334184
>>102333200
I don't think she did but I still trust her
Anonymous No.102334577 >>102336310 >>102344550
>>102324929
>>102325403
>>102325749
>>102332373
I can’t believe starbro gets to eat this everyday.
Anonymous No.102336310
>>102334577
lumi?
idk about eat, but she is a snack
Anonymous No.102336539 >>102336671
some fag made her self-conscious about how long she was playing rimworld and ended the stream.
Anonymous No.102336671 >>102336843
>>102336539
I was worried about her health.
Anonymous No.102336843 >>102338612
>>102336671
I know you arent the same anon but concerning when a woman is experiencing a time of heightened self-consciousness does more harm to them than good. that's before you consider the implication of ending a calm down stream after a day long freak out before she wanted to.
there are tactcally annoying things like throwing money at her - (no one sane enjoys doing that at the time. but when it is a small sacrifice it is how they get paid). then there is doing tactically annoying things without strategic benefit.
again Im sure you arent that guy. but looking like a retard here is a small price to pay on the off chance someone well intentioned would benefit from a hand
Anonymous No.102337229 >>102338421
I would just like to take the briefest of moments to recognize how lumi is instinctively more moral than she pretends to be. the way she modulated her actions today to prevent what she thought might be an uncontrolled feedback loop was a strong demonstration of that. Im actually proud of her.
Anonymous No.102338421 >>102338624
>>102337229
>an uncontrolled feedback loop
what happened?
Anonymous No.102338612 >>102338683
>>102336843
this happens all the time with her yaps too, she gets pressured easily
Anonymous No.102338624 >>102338660
>>102338421
the chance to selfishly pounce on an oppurtunity was dangled in front of her. she chose to do the opposite of take it. idk if she realized it but most bitches wouldnt ease up when they are convinced doubling down would benefit them
Anonymous No.102338660 >>102338857
>>102338624
opportunity, like accepting my marriage proposal i havent made to her directly, only to other schizo anons here? or what? show butthoel?
Anonymous No.102338683 >>102339288
>>102338612
dude its so annoying. if we enjoyed games we would watch people who are good at them play. we're there for lumi. lumi's there for us. everyone is happier when she is streaming. people, either through autism or pathetic attempts at other things, make her think otherwise.
it's the aura not the content
Anonymous No.102338857 >>102338990
>>102338660
kek. she could drain most of the gumis dry if she wanted to. she knew what she thought she could get away with. her actions worked towards the opposite outcome. in reality the result would have been the same regardless. she didnt know that and behaved morally regardless. few other women would have. that was noticed.
Anonymous No.102338990 >>102339143 >>102341682
>>102338857
so what you're telling me is that lumi, is 100% wife material, and other anons on here keep gaslighting people that show interest on her by slandering her good name?

that's kinda messed up.
Anonymous No.102339143 >>102339496 >>102339496
>>102338990
She’s not wife material, she truly can’t believe people can love one another unconditionally nor that they can one another.

Her father and brother told her that they love her unconditionally and she immediately tried to turn it transactional.
Anonymous No.102339288
>>102338683
>everyone is happier when she is streaming
this is true, most gumis are happy no matter what she does we just want to see Lumi
Anonymous No.102339399 >>102339418 >>102341214
Nice to see Lumi going to self-defense classes
Anonymous No.102339418 >>102339498 >>102339512
>>102339399
just get a knife and a gun, no classes needed. 9mm drops any big raging brown fag
Anonymous No.102339496
>>102339143
>>102339143
sounds like a slice of life material, anon.

>bump into lumi in the supermarket (which you didn't totally plan)
>she drops her purse and you both reach down to pick it up
>accidentally touch hands
>you push her away
>take her purse and run away
eazy peazy
what's she gonna do? chase you down, she weighs less than a bag of potatoes, you can easily outrun her.
then i can come in c o i n c i d e n t a l l y and console her and teach her about true love
its a win/win/win
Anonymous No.102339498 >>102339512 >>102339544
>>102339418
If she gets a gun, people will think she’s far-right
Anonymous No.102339512 >>102339539
>>102339418
>>102339498
i'll protect my wife
Anonymous No.102339539 >>102339597
>>102339512
We know starbro, but you weigh less than Lumi.
Anonymous No.102339544 >>102339597
>>102339498
She said alright she doesn't like woke shit. At minimum she's moderate or center right
Anonymous No.102339597
>>102339539
i'm starbro-in-law.
i weigh at least the same as lumi.

>>102339544
females dont need to be political, they just need to be good models of virtue for their children and the community they live in, to the best of their ability.
Anonymous No.102341214 >>102342350
>>102339399
But she has no muscle
Anonymous No.102341426 >>102341723 >>102341757
watched the cooking vod from earlier. it was cute how sheepish she got
Anonymous No.102341682
>>102338990
I hadn't thought of it that way but yes anons are full of shit. see the first person who replied to you for reference.
Anonymous No.102341723
>>102341426
oh right the vod! thanks anon. it's her anniversary so I had mentally prepared for a marathon stream and felt kinda shell shocked about it ending so fast. at least there iis the vod
Anonymous No.102341757
>>102341426
Probably realize she wasted lots of money for food she wasn’t going to eat.
Anonymous No.102341813
does anyone have a recomendation for a late night guerilla vod from back in the old sponsorship days when she had to grind houes? I'm in a mood
Anonymous No.102342350 >>102351976
>>102341214
That's what happens when you only eat 3 nuts a day
Anonymous No.102342817 >>102342840 >>102346327 >>102347260 >>102350821 >>102351619 >>102396345 >>102397419
Lumi threating her gumis for exhibiting self-thought and self-determination
https://files.catbox.moe/pbqppk.mp3
Anonymous No.102342840
>>102342817
this but she's breaking in our slaves for us
Anonymous No.102343361
I kind of want to watch tardwife play bfg again
Anonymous No.102344550 >>102345089
>>102334577
you're talking about the food, right?
Anonymous No.102345089
>>102344550
No, I'm talking about my cock
Anonymous No.102345951 >>102346084
you know what. I love lumi's streams. but I demand another strategy week. or month. bitch should be playing age of empire and age of mythology and starcraft's campaign and shit like that constantly. I am tired of seeing her get so stupid. Im tired of pretending. she should be too.
Anonymous No.102346084 >>102346107 >>102346215
>>102345951
Let me guess, Lumi owes you "abuse eyes" too?
Anonymous No.102346107
>>102346084
no. you're a fag tho
Anonymous No.102346213 >>102346820
>Calls herself stupid
>Some how cute as fuck despite knowing shes incredibly intelligent.
Anonymous No.102346215
>>102346084
abuse eyes is a meme that represents a toggle she once thought she could have fun with. your white knighting is counter productive for reasons that obviously elude you.
what she does owe me, God, every professor that spent time on her, humanity at large, and most importantly, herself, is to figure out how to sort her shit out before it is too late. to be able to actually make these types of decisions again instead of being beholden to the crowd. to be able to address and handle peers instead of non-peer plebs. atrophy is the devils tool.
today is the Luminous Mysteries. appropriate. stop larping as a Catholic and go say your Rosary
Anonymous No.102346327
>>102342817
I want Lumi to beat me until I go into a coma
Anonymous No.102346820
>>102346213
Lumi is an anomaly, both a genius and a retard at the same time, what makes her so perfect is how she mixes them and uses both to her advantage, in a way no one else can
Anonymous No.102347260 >>102347760 >>102348396
>>102342817
This is the same woman who got beaten up by a five year old, she won’t hurt anyone.
Anonymous No.102347760
>>102347260
what if I asked her to?
Anonymous No.102347898 >>102348147 >>102348350
She brought up graduating like twice in the first hour of the twitch stream. I don't get it, why does she think her masters and internship is useless after a few years streaming? People change careers all the time.
It's hard as shit, but far from over.
Anonymous No.102348147
>>102347898
she might just be getting tired of it, which would be very reasonable
I did get a feeling like she was feeling kind of empty/depressed about her anniversary, more than usual anyways
Anonymous No.102348350 >>102348763
>>102347898
She brings up graduation all the time she doesnt have the ovaries to do it until shes literally with a man and knows she is pregnant. She warned you retards 4 years ago.
Anonymous No.102348396 >>102361400
>>102347260
I still can’t believe Lumi let herself get hit by starbro to the point she got bruises from him. With how she treats gumis, you would think she would treat him the same way.
Anonymous No.102348763
>>102348350
I cant fucking wait til she gets there. setting this whore free from vtubing and herself wont be done til she grows the balls to be able to find someone that will make her happy, barefoot in the kitchen, and full of babies.
Anonymous No.102348936
https://www.youtube.com/live/hTY2_1gsYxQ&t=3459

I have faith she'll figure it out
Anonymous No.102350198 >>102350509
live
Anonymous No.102350509 >>102350650
>>102350198
She went within 50 feet of another human this morning!
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.102350650
>>102350509
>the secret is to quit your job and have a baby
Is this foreshadowing?
Anonymous No.102350821 >>102351112
>>102342817
maybe i wont commit suicide today
Anonymous No.102350968
Lumi likes watching the 18-21 year olds at the boathouse
Anonymous No.102351112
>>102350821
Why not? dont let lumi get in the way of your plans.
Anonymous No.102351619 >>102362036
>>102342817
>lumi swinging wildly and angrily yelling
>dodge every swing and grab her wrists
>she struggles to get out, and i now have both wrists in one hand
>take the rolling pin away and put it down
>french kiss in the kitchen to change her emotional state since women dont operate with logic
checkmate lumi
Anonymous No.102351976 >>102352456
>>102342350
2 of those are mine
Anonymous No.102352456
>>102351976
you only eat 1 nut?
Anonymous No.102353547
>>102324533
>those small of arms
>contemplates how small or rather how tight another part of her body is
Anonymous No.102353613 >>102353785 >>102353877 >>102355410 >>102357347
When do you guys think Lumi is going to graduate and leave us forever?
Anonymous No.102353785 >>102353842
>>102353613
one more year to make it 5
Anonymous No.102353842
>>102353785
this is the most realistic outcome
Anonymous No.102353877
>>102353613
Probably 2. Will do phase con then wait a year after
Anonymous No.102355410 >>102356903 >>102357089
>>102353613
never, she would wither without her chyat interactions
Anonymous No.102356520 >>102370348
Lumi loves seeing the happy family
Anonymous No.102356903 >>102357089 >>102358353
>>102355410
When she graduates she will start hunting non stop for her prince then
Anonymous No.102357089
>>102356903
>>102355410
she is smart enough to wait until she already has one to graduate if that is the case, Lumi is a pragmatic girl
Anonymous No.102357347
>>102353613
When she gets done paying off her student loans. So 3-4 years
Anonymous No.102358353 >>102358542
>>102356903
Anon ...she just needs to go the other room to find that prince.
Anonymous No.102358542 >>102358563
>>102358353
It's crazy that they sleep in different rooms
Anonymous No.102358563 >>102363417
>>102358542
only when she is streaming.
Anonymous No.102358788 >>102361046 >>102361368
Did Starbro actually move in with Lumi during the summer?
Anonymous No.102361046
>>102358788
Yes
Anonymous No.102361368
>>102358788
No
Anonymous No.102361400 >>102363461
>>102348396
So what’s the story behind that? Did her parents forbid her hitting starbro? Or was Lumi just being Lumi that a literal child could dom her?
Anonymous No.102361474 >>102361570 >>102378364
okay so that's the second time a literally who popped in ust to tell lumi to end stream. what the fuck?
Anonymous No.102361570 >>102362077 >>102381052
>>102361474
to be fair she was planning on an 8 hour stream and she ended it at 8:13, it was pretty sudden though
Anonymous No.102362036
>>102351619
odds are higher that she'll be grossed out.
unless you're an 11/10 chad and dont give her the ick by showing a slight bit of humanity, she will be grossed out.
Anonymous No.102362077
>>102361570
yeah it was weird. I'm not going to notice too hard because there is a > 1% chance this was something other than lumi caving to an anti or encouraging concernfags or using it as a timer.
there is a very real phenomenon where people who cant keep watching try to end streams. tbd
Anonymous No.102362529 >>102368387
I hope lumi just gives the chemisry presentation. we have a phd who made the slides. she should teach chat with his material, not do a tedious mob sourced thing. we all benefit from truth more than yelling. it would be more fun too. she can be the one to do the biology ones next
Anonymous No.102363266 >>102363343
lumi is either cooking, reading the book she dropped but pretends to read to spare our feelings about 40k and corn, or suffocated by the sound of silence. I hope she is rewriting things with chatgpt so she can shitpost with us.
Anonymous No.102363343 >>102363419 >>102363501 >>102364346
>>102363266
she's probably lying on the floor again
Anonymous No.102363417
>>102358563
Lumi has a single bed not a queen so there sleeping there full time
Anonymous No.102363419
>>102363343
With her legs wrapped around me and I'm about to nut. Graduation soon
Anonymous No.102363461
>>102361400
Starbro didn't know any better since he was literally 5, and not to mention her only brother
Anonymous No.102363501 >>102364346
>>102363343
I wish there was a way for her to get to know and play with us without the collateral damage. she goslings over us more than people appreciate. it must hurt. it must be lonely too
Anonymous No.102364346 >>102364952
>>102363343
>>102363501
it would never work, both Lumi and many of us are too obsessive for that to end well
Lumi knows this but it must be hard for her, knowing those who love her the most must never get close to her
Anonymous No.102364943
>>102323112
Is there a way to download just the audio from these sound file pngs?
Anonymous No.102364952 >>102366183 >>102368403
>>102364346
why must they not?
Anonymous No.102365060
>>102323112
Is Lumi watching Starbro fucking Hime? Uruka? Jelly? Shiina?
Anonymous No.102365319 >>102366183
great. now I have an image randomly popping into my head of lumi stuck on the verge of crying while she's lying on the floor and singing that phatom of the opera song to herself.
Anonymous No.102365536 >>102366183 >>102366990 >>102370961
tardwife apologizing for anxiety induced stupudity. Makes one want to say it will be okay
Anonymous No.102366183
>>102364952
we are parasocial for her, and she is something for us but I don't know what the word is, schizo? It would be a bad mix
>>102365319
I can see it now too, thanks
>>102365536
she doesn't have to be so hard on herself, and she needs rest but women like Lumi feel directionless without being busy all the time
she said something today about some possible schedule changes next week so we can hope she will take better care of herself
Anonymous No.102366990 >>102367056
>>102365536
what happened? i'm only half way through the vod
Anonymous No.102367056 >>102367110
>>102366990
Concernfags were worried about her
Anonymous No.102367110
>>102367056
I mean, I'm a little worried, would never tell her that, despite the front I think she isn't that strong
Anonymous No.102368387
>>102362529
there's so many college graduate vtubers, and instead of talking about their majors, in a way that is fun and entertaining, they talk about getting glued by their chyatt
Anonymous No.102368403 >>102368706
>>102364952
you never seen the movie misery?
that but with cannibalism and torture *in that order* (probably)
Anonymous No.102368706 >>102368825
>>102368403
nothing venturd, nothing gained
Anonymous No.102368825
>>102368706
i was trying to say that if she met up with her chyatt, that they'd be in danger.
Anonymous No.102370348 >>102370909
>>102356520
Does she want her own happy family
Anonymous No.102370909
>>102370348
Deep down she does, but only the good parts that come with it
Anonymous No.102370961 >>102371226
>>102365536
Who would of thought that working 7 days a week and only eating small meals would lead to a crashout
Anonymous No.102371226 >>102371335
>>102370961
she gets like this every time she hits a temporal landmark. new year, anniversary, etc. she said she thinks its the heat. I hope she knows it was the underlying turbo anxiety triggered by something to be reasonably anxious about.
someone needs to put a baby in her but she needs a wranglee as much as a spouse at this point. she needs to step up meta-cognition if she's gonna escape
Anonymous No.102371335 >>102371375 >>102371463 >>102374972
>>102371226
I suspect she already knows, she just can't control herself
she doesn't want us to worry though so she keeps making excuses
Anonymous No.102371375
>>102371335
which, ironically, makes anyone who isnt retarded have the same impulse they would have if someome was about to absent mindedly step into traffic. you grab their arm and yank even when it would otherwise be weird to touch them
Anonymous No.102371463 >>102371497
>>102371335
>she doesn't want us to worry though
LMAO she doesn't give a fuck if you worry
Anonymous No.102371497 >>102371537 >>102371547 >>102371639
>>102371463
she doesn't want it to be seen at least
Anonymous No.102371537 >>102371590
>>102371497
Lumi doesn't even think about you when the stream ends.
Anonymous No.102371547 >>102371590
>>102371497
My guy, she's a known quantity. She's taken. You aren't even a blip on her radar.
Anonymous No.102371585 >>102371700
Starbro is getting a bit defensive.
Anonymous No.102371590 >>102371732
>>102371547
you are morally dull
>>102371537
you are autistic
Anonymous No.102371639 >>102371717 >>102371844
>>102371497
she told you this, I'm sure, using secret message code that only you can understand, yes?
Anonymous No.102371700
>>102371585
t-that's not my sister...
Anonymous No.102371717 >>102371734
>>102371639
I'm not that anon - but if you are autisitic, then yes, I imsgine that is how it would feel. In the same way someone who doesn't know they are blind would find the concept of traffic lights to be absurd.
Anonymous No.102371732
>>102371590
lol redditbrown
Anonymous No.102371734 >>102371774
>>102371717
sounds like schizo hallucinations to me
Anonymous No.102371774 >>102371779
>>102371734
I know. That's what this exchange has established. Perhaps a more appropriate metaphor metaphor for your reaction would be a nigger chimping out after seeing a magic trick.
Anonymous No.102371779 >>102371808
>>102371774
Nah, you're definitely schizo
Anonymous No.102371808
>>102371779
sure thing toby. back to the field now
Anonymous No.102371844 >>102373149
>>102371639
have you tried just paying attention to what she says?
Anonymous No.102373149 >>102373435
>>102371844
No
Anonymous No.102373435
>>102373149
damn
Anonymous No.102374753 >>102375352
would lumi help with morning wood or would she tell you to figure it out yourself
Anonymous No.102374972 >>102375014
>>102371335
Gumis truly are something else. How the fuck She even managed to turn 90% of her fan base like this?
Anonymous No.102375014 >>102375314 >>102375535
>>102374972
Its new retards thinking she unironically wants them to treat her like their gfe.
Anonymous No.102375314 >>102375439
>>102375014
You
>Lumi isn't GFE
Also You
>>Lumi worries about me so so much she just has to control herself so she doesn't make me worry about her
Anonymous No.102375352
>>102374753
I would let her sleep while I take care of it myself, maybe while stroking her hair or something
gentle, as not to wake her
Anonymous No.102375439
>>102375314
Did you have a stroke?
Anonymous No.102375500 >>102389941
GFE is now live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARwdXDXGwZQ
Anonymous No.102375535 >>102375594
>>102375014
you are so autistic it hurts to know you exist
Anonymous No.102375574
Anonymous No.102375594 >>102375647
>>102375535
I cant wait for your autistic screeching when she graduates only to make a guest appearance on dizzys stream to day shes pregnant.
Anonymous No.102375647 >>102375685 >>102375697
>>102375594
that is the objective. I struggle to even imagine what your existence must be like
Anonymous No.102375685 >>102375826
>>102375647
I see, so you really were a cuck fetishist the whole time.
Anonymous No.102375697 >>102375826
>>102375647
>I struggle to even imagine
Must suck to have sub 90iq gl in life anon. Never kill yourself :)
Anonymous No.102375704 >>102375782
I love Lumi!
Anonymous No.102375782
>>102375704
same
Anonymous No.102375800
Sunbro can you superchat the Lum and ask if she has read anything by Yamada Eimi.
Anonymous No.102375826 >>102375878 >>102375908
>>102375685
no. I just dont want to go to hell and need some offsetting virtue. I wouldnt let women vote but they still have souls retard. you can think of them as people instead of onaholes especially remotely without pharamones.
>>102375697
you have the mindset of a 5 year old jealous of their dad for getting their mom's attention. I dont even want to imagine a world where any of freuds shit was right. I certainly dont want to imagine you
Anonymous No.102375878
>>102375826
Oh wow okay, I didn't realize you actually made being a cuck into some kind of religion.
Anonymous No.102375908 >>102376058
>>102375826
Its okay to be unable to imagine things. Writing an entire paragraph to cope doesn't help you.
Anonymous No.102376015 >>102376039 >>102376551 >>102391682
>needs to smell a man
she's going feral
Anonymous No.102376039
>>102376015
hurray
Anonymous No.102376058 >>102376433
>>102375908
>two sentences
>paragraph
you're beneath contempt
Anonymous No.102376433 >>102376504 >>102377143
>>102376058
You can't even fucking count you nigger. You wrote 3 sentences with poor capitalization, and you left off a period. You don't get to claim 2 sentences because your brown retarded ass failed to use proper punctuation too. Holy fuck kill yourself you room temp iq monkey. Lumi would fucking shoot you without question and you deserve it.
Anonymous No.102376504
>>102376433
pity
Anonymous No.102376551 >>102376628
>>102376015
When was this? I'm skipping back on the live and she's just yapping about normal stuff
Anonymous No.102376628
>>102376551
it's about 36 minutes in
it was when she was talking about old spice
Anonymous No.102376847 >>102377142
>click Lumi's stream
>hear her voice
>coom
this happen to anyone else?
Anonymous No.102377142
>>102376847
something like that yeah
Anonymous No.102377143 >>102377231
>>102376433
He's Peruvian please understand
Anonymous No.102377231 >>102377265 >>102377374
>>102377143
I'm a white American. seethe harder schizo.
Anonymous No.102377265
>>102377231
Sure you are, cholo
Anonymous No.102377374 >>102377655
>>102377231
Post your hand, with a timestamp, and your Lumi merch.
Anonymous No.102377655 >>102377755
>>102377374
I wont buy any merch until she makes some I can use in public or keep around without immediately icking any girl who comes over. you dont really own merch do you? just give her money
Anonymous No.102377755 >>102377815
>>102377655
Brown boy dodging, its okay you're afraid to show your hand. Everyone knows what you are.
Anonymous No.102377815 >>102378023
>>102377755
I know what I am. I forget this time slot is full of people who arent even willing to try to fix themselves. good luck or whatever
Anonymous No.102378023 >>102378079
>>102377815
>Anon is too poor to afford merch
>Anon still can't figure out capitalization, and punctuation
>Anon is brown
Sad state of affairs.
Anonymous No.102378079
>>102378023
Don't forget
>Anon is an unironic cuckhold
Anonymous No.102378172 >>102378234
This has become the best general on the board. Excellent split.
Anonymous No.102378234
>>102378172
The bar is that low?
Anonymous No.102378364 >>102380859 >>102381185
>>102361474
So after looking at this and all deleted posts that replied to it, surely even gumis can connect the dots now
Anonymous No.102379928 >>102380101 >>102380245
why is lumi letting her mods control content? she is acting like she is going to be doing this forever
Anonymous No.102380101 >>102381185
>>102379928
>she is acting like she is going to be doing this forever
she's been doing this for 4 years already
Anonymous No.102380245 >>102380334
>>102379928
because her mods understand that she needs to end stream before her husband comes back and causes another yab
Anonymous No.102380334
>>102380245
kek. Good one
Anonymous No.102380447 >>102382154 >>102382456
I hope this chemistry stream is lead by lumi and fun. I kinda just want to hang out
Anonymous No.102380859 >>102382446
>>102378364
>all deleted posts that replied to it
On where?
Anonymous No.102381052
>>102361570
Lumi also has ballet today so she just wants to make sure she gets her breaks
Anonymous No.102381185
>>102378364
those were self-deleted because I felt weird about name and shaming a chatter who could have been autistic instead of an anti
>>102380101
>4 years
exactly. streaming was supposed to be a stopgap measure not a replacement for a family
Anonymous No.102382154 >>102382272
>>102380447
Does she know a lot about chemistry?
Anonymous No.102382272
>>102382154
she didn't know what Avogadro's number is, so probably not
Anonymous No.102382446
>>102380859
>doesn't know how to see deleted posts
how new?
Anonymous No.102382456 >>102385772
>>102380447
she's already asserting dominance by doing the crossword first
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.102384165 >>102385772
Anonymous No.102385772 >>102386763
>>102382456
>>102384165
Why is Lumi yellow?
Anonymous No.102386019 >>102386258 >>102397396 >>102398143
how on earth does this girl have an engineering degree when she's spending so long on basic unit conversion
Anonymous No.102386258 >>102386326
>>102386019
its a red herring
Anonymous No.102386326
>>102386258
she literally just needs to divide one number into the other for the first part I'm losing it
Anonymous No.102386763
>>102385772
it will be a while before we get that far
Anonymous No.102386916
Why is Starbro abusing Lumi while she's streaming
Anonymous No.102388030 >>102393899
Fun stream, different side of Lumi today
she's quite the scholar, better than she thinks
Anonymous No.102388109 >>102388273 >>102391718
I want to eat the dirt off Lumi's toenails and quench my thirst with the sweat from her soles while she calls me a "dirty nigger"
Anonymous No.102388273
>>102388109
okay Pupi very cool
Anonymous No.102389941 >>102390125 >>102390137
>>102375500
Why is she tempting us with her underboobs?
Anonymous No.102390125
>>102389941
I would be at risk of priapism if she wore this outfit every stream
Anonymous No.102390137
>>102389941
I think the game request is old so it is sort of a flashback maybe? that or she needs to get her priorities aligned, so nature is doing with instinct what anxiety and autism prevented her accomplishing with thought.
I really hope she starts finds something short and manageable but meta cognition activating. one or two small things a day is more sustainable and useful than a few big days of thinking that end with getting anxious and burned out
Anonymous No.102390514 >>102390790 >>102390817 >>102394403
Would you still love Lumi even if she has a sex doll in her closet?
https://files.catbox.moe/np53ly.mp3
Anonymous No.102390790
>>102390514
Would she still love me even if I have a high body count from the old days?
Anonymous No.102390817
>>102390514
only if it's based off Jelly
Anonymous No.102391682
>>102376015
It’s starbro chance
Anonymous No.102391718 >>102395633
>>102388109
pupi can you never post here again?
Anonymous No.102392274 >>102400958
to the extent that this is true, it is equally baffling. she is self-aware enough to notice how she needs the safety blanket of ironic of detachment vtubing provides to engage with the world. she also knoes that few people stuck in that fucked up headspace are lucky enough to have a tool as useful for thinking through things as a chat can be.
yet somehow she has spent most of the last four years altneranting between two useless stares. either she is in vtubing mode where she can think but does not need to, or in the real world where she is incapable of thinking long term but needs to.
all this time, when she feels like she needs to think, hundreds of people wiling to help refine her thinking were never more than the ten mimutes it takes to guerilla and zatsu. all this this time when her brain was online and she had nothing better or more useful to do than think, she wasted access to hundreds of people, something few humans in the entire history of our species have had access to, doing braindead content like autopiloting through my summer car "meltdowns" or (arguably worse) grinding through a game she doesnt want to play.
she knows she is in a super fucked up place because she knows she cant face reality. that's a hard thing to push through denial and realize. but she somehow misses the absurdly obvious 24/7 thought line she literally gets paid to use until she finds a way bsck into reality.
I know that literally all of this requires no more than a quarter second for a normal person to understand. but where the hell in that obscenely simple step by step is she getting confused?
Anonymous No.102393899
>>102388030
I like her with glasses
Anonymous No.102394403
>>102390514
No
Anonymous No.102395633 >>102396085 >>102399322
>>102391718
Are you jealous that Pupi’s love for Lumi is more genuine than yours.
Anonymous No.102395714 >>102395777
Good morning sunbros.
Anonymous No.102395777
>>102395714
Call us starbros
Anonymous No.102396085 >>102396103
>>102395633
Pupi is banking hard that lumi's going to fuck him after she graduates
Anonymous No.102396103 >>102396917 >>102396926
>>102396085
Pupi would never, he's on the of the good ones.
Anonymous No.102396345 >>102396407 >>102396577
>>102342817
She should get a gun if she wants to defend herself
Anonymous No.102396407
>>102396345
Anon, she’s a liberal, she will never get a gun.
Anonymous No.102396577
>>102396345
she disappeared after heading to ballet so she is probably dead already
Anonymous No.102396734 >>102396776 >>102399971
So watched the vod and lumi if you want to take vtubing seriously you're gonna need to lewdbait. If not you aren't taking it seriously and should go be a real estate agent where you sell shitbox apartments to plebs
Anonymous No.102396776 >>102397102 >>102397146
>>102396734
>lewdbait
God no. Lumi is the best when she's not lewdbaiting her viewers.
Anonymous No.102396917
>>102396103
lol, lmao
Anonymous No.102396926 >>102397763
>>102396103
Lol no. Why do you think he draws her for free? For the fun of it?
Anonymous No.102397102
>>102396776
yes and no. she is fun when she is acting organic. genuine bafflement about a polar bear or reposting a picture is funny or casually considering the practical uses for slaves is funny. inauthentic weirdness is not. basically shooting the shit is relatable wholesome fun until a sunbro spawns in with some autistic shit that makes puritan gumis seem completetly reasonable
Anonymous No.102397146
>>102396776
nta but yes and no. she is fun when she is acting organic. genuine bafflement about a polar bear, the practical economics of slavery, or reposting something on twitter because you are in a mood is funny in real life and on stream. inauthentic or forced weirdness like a sunbro tts is not.
Anonymous No.102397164 >>102397480 >>102399971 >>102400284
Lumi was right about you guys. She lets you in, and immediately, you try to control her and force her to change her content.
Anonymous No.102397396
>>102386019
It's either she's a fraud or she literally told you she gets nervous doing problems on stream. Which one is more likely?
Anonymous No.102397419 >>102397461
>>102342817
tiny little hands
Anonymous No.102397461
>>102397419
Did you see how shiny her nail paint is? She doesn't know how to be a woman
Anonymous No.102397480
>>102397164
Fucking huwhite males!
Anonymous No.102397763 >>102398575
>>102396926
because he loves her?
Anonymous No.102398143 >>102398272
>>102386019
>on basic unit conversion
you do know the real rockets blew up because someone fucked up conversion, right?
Anonymous No.102398272
>>102398143
Sputnik never blew up
Anonymous No.102398575 >>102398599
>>102397763
Obsession is a more appropriate word for him
Anonymous No.102398599 >>102399317
>>102398575
You doubt him?
Anonymous No.102399317
>>102398599
Yes
Anonymous No.102399322
>>102395633
No I think hes a vile subhuman retard who has their neuropathways completely fucked. He is a deranged footfag and I've seen him in hard-core gfe asmr streams like miori trying to sweet talk.
Anonymous No.102399971 >>102399993
>>102397164
This you? >>102396734
Anonymous No.102399993
>>102399971
no
Anonymous No.102400284
>>102397164
oh. you're a bad actor. she's pulling your shit together and you do not benefit from that do you? so here you are concerning. pathetic
Anonymous No.102400958 >>102401626
>>102392274
I just want to hold her and tell her it will all be ok
Anonymous No.102401621
New Lemon thread
>>102401618
>>102401618
>>102401618
Anonymous No.102401626
>>102400958
becoming a star must be lonely. beoming lumi meant having to let everything from before melt away into rarely seen sea. but she can still go to see the sea she left behind, if she truely needs it
Anonymous No.102403633
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