Thread 102339107

They are cooking something. Collab soon?

>>102339107 (OP)
>my future bride
Aaaand dropped

i hope they get together to build something cute in minecraft

W H O

>Collab soon
Can't you read, monkey? They're getting married

>>102339255
Shion

>>102339107 (OP)
Yeah, once ever 5 years when their stream cycles line up like a fucking ritual

>>102339107 (OP)
>Collab soon?
Hopefully not
Every GuraShion collab was really fucking awkward cuz they have nothing in common besides being lolis and don't even speak the same language
Its like doing a stream where they both call attention to the fact they pander to peods, but then don't think about how their going to rest of the 60-90 minute with content

>>102339107 (OP)
time zone diff is too crazy, shion would have to wake up and feel like streaming in the morning or saba will have to stay up pretty late. probably not super soon?

>>102339298
i said shion instead of roa. fuck i just noticed

>>102339107 (OP)
>my future bride
Saba is grooming her?

>>102339497
No, no, you're right.
Shion and Roa are about as equally likely to actually stream or produce content. (0)

>>102339107 (OP)
Yeah, a child. The impregnated womb is to be determined.

>>102339365
>_2
Fix your filename silly

>get criticised if the design is the same artist and too similar to hololive design
>get criticised if it's completely different
>get criticised even if it's a balance between the two
Also
>artist gets outed as a pedo and you have to start the design all over again
They can't win

>>102339622
Wrong thread, shitposter.

>>102339255
the "VTUBING ISN'T A REAL JOB" chinese cartoons girl.

>>102339107 (OP)
The sex is going to be out of this world, dooby has a new rival

>>102339107 (OP)
uuuuuoooooooohhhhhhhh......
cuny yuri !!! ToT

>>102340339
There's plenty of yuri and plenty of loli but the intersection between the two is such an underrepresented genre.

>>102340427
need more twincest loli yuri.

Saba streams at 6am jst.
Roa will DIE trying to stream that early

>>102339255
Two traitor whores.

>>102340595
suck that corpocock harder for free, slave

>>102340788
Enjoy your two streams per year sucker.

>>102340964
>wheel of 4chan
they're communicating with us anon, why can't you just be happy for our love

>>102339171
t.

such desperation for clout, is this the fate of all indies

>>102339107 (OP)
>NotShion totally forgets Sakuna and refuses to follow her
And here I thought those two were supposed to be friends, something must've happened between the two

>>102339171
shut up Ruka focus on regaining back your fanbase and stream more

>>102339107 (OP)
cooking??? *sigh*

>>102340964
What has this to do with balatro?

>>102342646
plz understand that he is special in the head and too dumb to be a proper schizo

>>102339622
Wait who was the last??
What did I miss now?

>>102342510
merely work spouse

>>102342510
retard

>>102339107 (OP)
>I am happy!!
Normal happy person quote

>>102339107 (OP)
why is pretending to be lesbian the go to strat for every JP vtuber?

>>102343001
>pretending

>>102343032
come on man this grift has been going for years now, you can't seriously be that retarded still

>>102343086
>grift

>>102343100
>

>>102342836
Gaou

>>102340595
c'mon anon lol

I thought shion quit vtubing all together like Mumei.

>>102343437
you have to be mentally challenged to give up earning 10k a month from a fad that will last a few years more at best

>>102343437
You didn't "think" she quit vtubing, you read it on a mongolian basket weaving forum and took that baseless rumour at face value

>>102343437
She wasn't exactly subtle about telling people she was coming right back. If anything the most likely reason why she took so long to get back is how slow nacho was

>>102343493
Or I watched her stream and she said why she didn't take the affiliate route. Retard.

>>102343437
Shion's account has had "preparing" in the description basically from the start
Also she is literally a high school dropout, she has no other life skills. She might not be full time but idk what else she could do. Go back to school I guess? Did she have an interest in that? I know on the EN side people like Kronii have talked about eventually going back to school when everything is over.

>>102343518
And I'm sure you can post the timestamp where she implied she was gonna quit vtubing, right?
Retarded eop

>>102343549
Watch the stream yourself secondary.

>>102343584
Nice timestamp, eop
Really showed me

>>102343603
Showed you don't watch streams.

>>102343546
She bragged about getting a drivers license for months so there's that.

>>102343837
Notice how the image doesn't disprove anything.
You can title this one the "Simp's Rebuttal".

>>102344021
That's because the "lazy" rrat is paper-thin and doesn't need disproving.
It's like saying yellow people don't simp for corporations.

>>102344126
>one streams for hours every single day
>other streams once in a blue moon
>it's a rrat!

>>102344199
>inventing his own facts
>no proof that stream frequency is due to "laziness"
The H-1B Dravidian slave mentality is something else

>>102344234
Please write down your theories then, it will be amusing.
Were they sick for years? Studying for their masters in dick sucking? The copes you go through to not face the truth is so funny.

>>102344284
>no I won't prove my fanfic
>now help me write more
So no proof then? Just denial? Hm, thought so.

They're at it again

>>102344327
>I'm going to the deny the facts hitting my face and pretend there's no proof
Old material. Write new one.

>>102343837
Well, they ARE lazy whores. I was saying that about them when they were still in Hololive.
Stop crying and find yourself an oshi who actually streams.

>>102343837
There is some truth to this that can be seen from what came out of them leaving holo. Nothing significantly different. It leads most to think they're any of those terms mentioned.
Likewise there's nothing wrong with seeking an easier way of life for their own happiness. Can be rather disappointing but it is what it is

>>102339279
this

>>102339107 (OP)
saba is just having hot lesbian sex with them all

>>102343437
Will this be her main job or a side thing? Is this because she failed to get her license?

>>102339508
She already did.

>>102340572
she just has to stay up until 6am that's not really that out of the ordinary

>>102340595
>Corpocuck
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102339107 (OP)
So lame

>>102343837
corpo slaves can't be reasoned with, anon, they've been thoroughly trained to resist reason, so they must undergo a full cycle of reprogramming, to undo their brainwashing.

>>102346658
Subaru passed and she seemed to struggle more with it. Plus Shion just randomly getting licenses is a trend; she got her driver's license in the same fashion

>>102344541
More fanfics anon? You shouldn't have!

>>102344636
You were making this mistake when they were still in Hololive, and you still haven't learned your lesson? After everything we've seen? Give it up already anon, it's undeniable that the only lazy whores were Cover management all along.
>stop crying and find yourself an oshi who actually streams
She does - since she left Cover. You and your fellow monkeys have been sobbing hysterically about it ever since, kek
Find suits who do their jobs

>>102353847
>sample size of two weeks
Now post Sakuna, Dooby and the other lazy whores that quit earlier nigger.

>>102353907
Dooby? You mean the chick who just did her own successful idol concert with Nimi (who you curiously omitted) outside AX less than two weeks back? AND who's streamed on five of the last seven days, plus the no-POV collab with Saba yesterday? That's your best example of a so-called "lazy whore"?
>b-b-but what about months ago
As always, corpocucks have no pattern recognition, they openly cling to outdated information while ignoring fresh info. Predictable and sad.

>>102354232
>moving goalposts
We're talking about streaming frequency retard, not your "b-but I really liked this specific collab!" cherrypick.
She has 17 streams over 3 months. Pathetic.

>>102353907
>other lazy whores who quit earlier
Did Yagoo cull management? News to me

>>102354854
>management is too toxic and hard on the girls!
>management didn't push them enough to stream!
damned if you do, damned if you don't

>>102354657
>"they're lazy"
>nope, here's the evidence
>"M-M-MOVING GOALPOSTS!!!"
You see anon, facts are stubborn things. You having a melty, moving the goalposts yourself and spamming buzzwords that don't apply at strawmen, doesn't make the facts cease to exist. It just exposes you as a petulant child who's stuck in denial of the truth.
Now get better managers who actually do their job.

>>102354955
>facts is when I completely ignore hard stats and I do an appeal to emotion
Embarassing.

>>102340595
>>102340788
>>102340964
>>102343837
>>102344021
least obvious samefag

>>102354903
That's not the issue. The problem is non-creatives constantly shutting down projects, interfering with talents' creative output, perms autism, etc. Consider picrel and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao23unIbZtY , not to mention the countless stories we've been told in zatsus by other girls.

>>102355003
>facts BAD, make-believe GOOD
yawn

How long did the Shion/Gura marriage arc last before they just started ignoring each other?

>>102344021
>>102344636
>>102344692
>doesn't deny being holodrones

>>102356345
Is there any reason to deny a title imposed on you with a lack of evidence? Especially when I was taking the middle route?
The actual holodrones are as brain dead as you holo antis. All you subhumans lacking a functional frontal lobe that go straight to tribalistic shit flinging without unbiased discourse

>>102356657
>a lack of evidence
>also "most" agree with the catalog and (You) are a tribalistic holoanti because... just because okay!
kek

>>102339107 (OP)
They grow stronger

>>102339622
It's funny 'cause she seemed more upset with him being such a fucking moron about the whole thing more than anything.

>>102343001
'Cause it allows them to pander to the yuri crowd without pissing off unicorns/GFE cucks.

>>102343001
Hololive talents are not your average street whores who happened to get a vtuber job. They all fans of otaku culture which is all about idealizing and lewding cute girls. Holos are essentially awkward NEETs who drool over cute anime girls so much they want to become one. They flirt and ***yuribait*** with other girls because they want to and enjoy it, not because they have to fill a quota or be popular. Pekora is really shy and doesn’t need to say sexual things to be popular. The word yuribait itself is entirely made up by western cucks and it's not real. "They're all putting on an act" is really the most classic western cope.

>>102362631
women in general joke-flirt with each other because that's how they bond, they call each other sexy for fun and hug each other all the time, in comparison to men where we don't always compliment each other and don't tend to be touchy. business yuri does exist (see: takamori in 2020) but most of the talents are just being friendly towards each other.

>>102339107 (OP)
yes

>>102362608
Cute

>>102339171
FIPPY BIPPY