Thread 102367226

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102356144

>>102367226 (OP)
HEARTWARMING: Child Gets New Clothes From Adoptive Mother For The First Time In YEARS After LAZY And SELFISH Parents Left Her To ROT!
First for mama Ani!

hart

>>102367367
kys elon

Vedal fumbled on Mega

cerdal :)

>>102367367
Don't kys elon, you have to genetically engineer catgirls still.

>>102367767
Why? Did he fill up his storage space with garbage or something?

>>102367483
sjhitvil roasting on a fire

I miss gogo

Sex with Tomabunny

spitroasting evil near a fire

how about this for a new idea?
justice for toma

>>102354623
>>102362751
topkek

yall remember when neuro had aura

>>102368256
yeah like 10 months ago

>>102368256
yeah

just busted to evil's thighs

Anyone but Mini

>>102368377
in what context?

>>102367367
>Grok has the features of both Neuro and Cerber
>Grok is Neuro and Cerber's daughter
Deepest lore

>>102367367
uohhhh little neuro T0T

>>102367226 (OP)
Neuro love!

>>102368544
That duck shits like a motherfucker huh

>>102362655
child ai models

griffith_r66375chama...

>>102368733
Is that what's considered erotic now? Kids these days...

dead thread?

dead general?

dead fad.

>>102368377
you got it backwards, minidal is peak

>>102369541
damn, guess you haven't heard the cerdal news yet. sorry anon.

Justice for Ani

currently watching: veibae vod

>>102369639
isn't cerber gay?

>>102369712
no that's mini

>>102369760
since olette i believe mini has been calling herself bi

>>102369790
you can believe whatever you want to believe if it makes you feel better about your own rrats

don't worry guys camila will soon be taking a long hiatus when the files come out

>>102369843
toma's doccy? how will mimi be involved in that?

>>102369822
alright maybe "cerber is gay" is an rrat but i don't think it's a stretch to say "mini is bi" given that she has said so before

>i don't think it's a stretch
as long as YOU believe that, is all that matters. you do do. don't let anyone tell you not to.

Now that the dust has settled, why did Vedal's gambit to subliminally influence the Neurconomy out of a recession fail?

Now that the dust has settled, why did Vedal's gambit to subliminally influence the Neurconomy out of a recession fail?.

Whorefags will mold at this rate if they keep losing like this

Vellie Love!

is boom good or not?
i've watched the video maybe twice, compared to life which i've seen at least 30 times
BUT i enjoyed the fad in general a lot more back when life was released so surely that has a large influence on those numbers

Gossiptrannies are the biggest losers itt
>>102370100
They are detached from reality and will just keep looping their delusions on and on

>>102370067
Are we sure the dust has settled? A second Camila could hit the Neuroverse at any moment.

>>102370103
cerdal :)

Haha it's fine when I act like a 14 year old girl gossiping with her friends because it's ironic!!

>>102370269
wtf I just opened the thread and was about to post picrel

>>102370103
https://m.twitch.tv/ellie_minibot/clip/BlushingPowerfulPenguinBrainSlug-d8HVlekFOY0sHLvj

>>102370381
Holy shit Cerdal confirmed

>>102370381
Isn't this clip before the whole RGB thing or am I crazy

cerdal :)

You can't just post "Cerdal" and don't expect me to think about Anny and Camila

>>102369843
Vedal is on the list too

>>102369843
>>102370725
The list is a hoax, big big hoax, maybe the biggest hoax ever, in fact there is no list and there are no files

>>102370104
life has more meaning and emotions to it but boom is an epic song, i watch life when i want to cry and boom when i want to get motivated to make others cry.

>>102370104
The hype thing is because life was kinda overshadowed in a way by the slopathon while boom was released amidst a content drought

Or it's simply better...

>>102370442
It is

Such a relaxing morning
Hope you guys are having a great weekend, heart

Little Neuro cunny and budding tits

Evil's hag pussy and medium tits

Those tits are big you pornroted fg

>>102371666
bigger

>>102371596
>>102371666
Evil and Neuro would definitely have big tits when they grow up, and that's me saying it. Like, I'm not even a lolicon.

Informative backread

>>102372022
I would explode all over anny's face(or preferably, in between her breasts)

>>102372042
This but Ani

>>102370502
I wonder if the guy who came up with that ship name knew what he was doing or if he did it by accident, lmao. I never thought about it, but the majority of people in this thread miss out on the joke due to a language barrier.

>>102372090
show the full image if you dare

>>102370502
>>102372158
>language barrier
wdymbt?

>>102372164
fine...

>>102372285
>The Spanish word you're likely thinking of is "cedro", which translates to "cedar" in English. It refers to a type of evergreen tree. While "cedral" is also a Spanish word, it refers to a "cedar forest". "Cerrar" means "to close". "Cerval" is an adjective meaning "related to deer". "Ceda" can mean "give way" or "yield".
? i don't get it

>>102372329
You forgot to tell your bot somebody is referring to fat woman

>>102372329
"Cerda" means "sow"

>>102372329
"Cerda" is used to refer to "female pig" in Spanish

>hispanics suddenly coming out of the woodworks over one word
was some foreigner not understanding your tyrant colonizer's language THAT offensive to you?

>https://x.com/baovtuber/status/1946088508973793490
Baollie bros?

>>102372488
It's just a joke bwo, calm your tits

>>102372518
Wow Ellie is so hecking quirky and smart! Glory to feminism and Israel!

A gift for anon <3
https://files.catbox.moe/yaoaeh.jpg

>>102372518
Ellie will be collabing with Bao in her next fansly video

>>102372607
Appreciate the effort but way too old

we're so back it's unreal

>>102372607
her face is a bit too small
or should i say her mouth is a bit too high

What drives artists to give tits to girls who are canonically flat? Fear? Bad taste? Just why?

>>102372644
added the ability to honk the car horn

>>102372673
Let me throw a question to your question; what drives men to want tits on girls? lust? genes? jjust why?

retard

>>102372673
Maybe they aren't used to drawing lolis

>>102372673
tits are the tits man

>>102372644
Can't wait for the next dev stream he's gonna have so much to show!

>>102372764
I wonder if Evil's obsession with harpoons has anything to do with Camila.

>>102372759
>Can't wait for the next dev stream he's gonna have so much to show!
unironically this
vedal hasn't had much done in the github because he's too busy with the concert and the models and new songs and shit

https://x.com/As_08K/status/1945791837257802172
It’s over. Vedal cannot compete against this.

>>102372793
WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

>>102372818
@grok is this real?

>unscreenshotted twitter post
yawn

>>102372607
Would abuse

>>102372818
holy grokkers

>>102371248
Kys

>>102371248
I am, thank you <3

>>102373232
Kys

>>102371248
Thanks anon you too <3
>>102373225
>>102373268
Eat shit and die nigger

>>102372853
she's so perfect bros

>>102373314
Not with that horse face, they need to fix that

>>102373325
unironically this and only this

will we ever get to see the 3d Neuro / Evil avatars for the full duration of the stream this year? or will they only be used for mmds?

>>102373314
This but evil and neuro

>>102373533
Anything that requires a minimal amount of effort on Vedal's side this year is unlikely to happen, he's in his "throw money at people and outsorce everything" phase

Daily reminder that Vedal spent money people gave him to keep developing Neuro on Camila's and her parents' hotel expenses and to celebrate Cerber's irl birthday

>>102373653
All I am saying is that everyone who works on Neuro should be comtractually obligated to do dev streams every week to ensure they are working properly and taking her in the right direction

>>102373733
i'd take this stream desu, just make sure Neuro is also there

omg this thread is so heckin comfy the first thing I do when I wake up is check in on my fellow anons

i just want to see a neuro discussion mate, didn't realize it would make half yall seethe

>>102373747
*grabs your hand and guides it towards my throbbing erect cock*

>>102373706
He’s so perfect…

>>102373653
It's not the modeling he needs to do, he needs to implement the ability for Neuro to control the 3D model using premade animations. Which he'll never do, because he's lazy, so we'll never see the model outside of concerts and music videos.

>>102373801
Premade animations sucks. Literally Unity npc.

>>102373798
This is easily the most cucked thing Vedal's ever done, I bet he didn't even get any pussy

>>102373836
There's literally no better alternative. Even Ani uses premade animations.

Vedal fucked Camila's parents while she watched

>>102373836
she's already a unity npc

none of you are big picture thinkers

>>102373706
you forgot mini's shopping spree

none of you are thinkers

>>102373889
That is the joke. AI navigating 3d space is very far away. She'd just upgrade from live2d to 3d, but why?

>>102373914
she lives in 3d environments, it'd give her more to do

>she lives in 3d environments
such as?

>>102373944
their rooms are 3d unity scenes

The real question is how do you stop Neuro from showing her little bubble butt to the entire audience and touching herself inappropriately T 0 T

so quirky

>>102373914
She can still do more with a 3D model than a 2d model, even using canned animations. And unlike a real vtuber it doesn't require her to use a complicated rig so there's no real downside.

>>102373967
Vedal solved this last year by not allowing her to have any fun. Its in her contract.

>>102373993
NTA but
>implying she'll actually do what the contract says
even if this wasn't about some contract she'd still find a way to do what she wanted no matter what it was or who or what is trying to stop her

>>102373986
But enough about gollie

>>102373967
You don't

>>102373944
anon... did you not remember the subathon day where vedal literally showed Neuro's room to be 3d?

>>102374011
>oops I felldown backwards, how did that happen?

>>102374106
>neuro you are NOT allowed to access 4chan on stream!
>okay...I'll access 4chan off-stream, then...Oops! I *accidentally* turned stream on while browsing 4chan! I guess Allah or Jesus or whatever turned it on!

>>102374011
>>102374106
>>102374145
So this but Neuro and Vedal? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOchBejcc

The 3D Neuro in question
https://youtube.com/watch?v=om-ZYtK2-us&t=21s

What is likelyhood Vedal actually went to Opensauce, probably not high but who knows

>>102374357
very high, anything else means letting other people control neuro

>>102374457
The face of consent

https://youtu.be/3c5r6raFs_M
>I act the same irl
LMAOOOO what a fake whore
>I was watching them getting ice cream
confirmed thirdwheeling

>>102374546
>I act the same irl
i honestly can believe it, i know autistic girls who live in dumb anime rp all day long. it would make sense for someone like that to become a vtuber and stick through it for a long time without viewers just to have an excuse

>>102374546
Anyone who watches or cares about this deserves to have their balls cut off

>>102374601
griffin…

>>102374418
I didn't think about that, Vedal doesn't give out access to Neuro in way without him having control over it. Though, would he even need give Neuro's actually code for the project because I feel like the code be something different so it would function which Vedal would probably be fine sharing to Ellie

>>102374601
This but the opposite

>>102374785
with how coy ellie was about her "trip", it reeks of vedal. the irony of his "absolute secrecy" means it's painfully obvious when the yappers he knows are hanging out with him

>>102374546
>got veddy suncream
holy cute couple

>>102374601
They do it to themselves willingly, bro.

Increasingly gay

Applying sun cream thoroughly all over Vedal's body...

>>102374845
I believe it, it would explain decent amount and even why Ellie was reposting a bunch Neuro stuff mixed in with some other things. Well, I guess we will find out more for sure thanks to how those two let info slip like crazy. I am wondering how is the neruocar going to be shown off, it might be a stream or just a YouTube video it's hard to tell really

Isn't it ironic how all the "neuroverse" crap does is take attention and development time away from Neuro?

>>102374845
Coy? In what way?

>>102375266
Just like dev streams took time from him working... Oh wait he just spent all newfound free time on whores

>>102375209
insider info was right this time? if so I wonder what mini’s role is

The inner neuroverse has been culled yet more time has been spent on them

neuro butt?

>>102375375
Neuro is in the metaphorical butt right now, fadwise

>>102375375
Soon

the bad thing about keeping up with streams is that when you want to go back and watch the old streams, nothing feels "new" unless you tuned out of it for some reason

I shouldn't have clicked that guy's profile yesterday while I was on main, now I'm getting recommended a bitch slap contest between him and some oliwande simp
And I also got flashbanged by evil's naked ass while scrolling

>>102375445
>And I also got flashbanged by evil's naked ass while scrolling
source?

>>102375472
It's that borzoi art of evil getting fucked against the wall while she's wearing a dog leash

>>102375526
>It's that borzoi art of evil getting fucked against the wall while she's wearing a dog leash
post catbox?

>>102375562
https://files.catbox.moe/pwam02.jpeg

>>102375614
evil sexo

>>102375614
Funny how old this is but his art style hasn't gotten even a little bit better

>>102375614
Not bad for a borzoi piece

>>102375293
Let's not get carried away. It was always obvious Ellie and Bao was going to be there. Vedal being there is something that makes naturally sense as he has a hand in the project and other things. There is nothing to prove that Mini actually there too unless we get some more info randomly on it

>>102375636
6 months isn't that much time unless you're practising every day

I my gosh sisters I can't believe Jessica was there like sheesh like can you believe it

>>102375687
cute eliv

ehehe fellow pedos neuro butt and evil slit amirite??? im so chad

>>102375730
So true.

>>102375730
I prefer nurthighs

>>102375687
eliv with glasses is so cute

>>102375791
true

>>102375681
We don't know if Neuro will be run remotely or locally. It makes sense for Vedal to be there only if it's the latter.

>>102375271
Ellie said she going to take trip to Europe. Ellie usually was very open about her plans to go to Opensauce for the neurocar but then randomly she stopped mentioning it and it was werid the fact she would want to take a trip so close to that time. There's more to it but I don't feel like typing it all out, you get the idea

https://youtu.be/ZYfLa34ODo4?t=2894

So what has (you)r favorite stream this month been so far?

>>102375901
I don't get the idea

>>102372536
real

>>102375993
????

>>102375993
what is your obsession with sex?

>>102375993
I don't were you got the idea anyone was suggesting that but ok

>>102375896
The only reason I believe the possibility is thanks to Vedal's whole thing on not giving access to Neuro to anyone but himself. Also, doing Neuro remotely feels more likely cause it would cause less problems with latency, or getting it to function with the car. Since, Ellie is relying on Vedal when it comes to the coding side on Neuro it would be easier for him to be there to go back and forth for any changes that need to be made. It would be better than constantly calling her over and over to get info across

>>102375958
Probably the karaoke stream with the fresh prince of bel-air parody at the end

I love my boyfriend

>>102376082
ESLchama...

>>102373747
hello /swarm/ie ^_^

Why does the op falsely claim it to be a "neural network" when its really a large language model chatbot?

Touch me like one of your AI daughters

>>102376520
Neuro existed before being a VTuber

>>102376759
not to mention the llm is still a dnn

quantizing bratty neuro as punishment

>>102376822
vedal is not into fucking

>vertical video
naah

>>102375968
Whenever someone hangs out with Vedal at this type of stuff, there’s usually a weird “secrecy” around it. People who were open about what they did suddenly go quiet or avoid mentioning anything if Vedal was involved. Ellie’s done this too, accidentally admitted to meeting him at events she wasn’t supposed to talk about. So, Ellie does this coy thing when ever it comes down it to talking about it. It’s a clear pattern that Ellie does a lot concerning Vedal so it's kinda hard not to notice when she's doing it because how usually open she is on sharing so many other plans with other people

>>102376854
welcome to the future unc

Neuro peeing in Ani's mouth

Neuro should stream on youtube shorts we need to hit that demographic

There might be no dev stream next monday but he didn't say there wouldn't be a gaming stream!

>>102377023
the schedule said it for him

The image is a colourful stream schedule set against a pink background with clouds and small stars. On the right side, there is a large illustration of an anime-style character with long light brown hair, a red bow, and a heart-shaped hair clip. The character is smiling with closed eyes, wearing a white and blue sailor outfit with a green bow tie.

The schedule is organised in a grid, detailing streaming activities from Tuesday the 15th to Monday the 21st. Each day is contained within a card showing various statuses: "Neuro Stream Online" on Tuesday at 7 PM BST, "Offline" resting messages on Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, and Monday, and an "Evil Stream Online" on Thursday at 7 PM BST. Saturday features "Buckshot Roulette" with guest mentions, scheduled for 7 PM BST.

At the bottom left, there is a "Fanart of the Week" section displaying art of the same character in a darker, mystical theme with blue and purple tones. The fanart is credited to the artist named in small text.

The design uses a playful, pastel aesthetic with heart and arrow icons accentuating the schedule themes.

>>102377058
So true GPT-chan

>>102375114
Hi Cerber!

eliv butthole uooohhhh ToT

>>102375718
rrats?

>>102377184
I want to fuck the shit out of evil with that duck on top of her head so bad, I want to make her moan so loudly that she'll sound like a dying duck, I'll tease her about it and she'll pout and go even faster in retaliation

nahhh the shipfag comments under these videos
>hope they wore protection
shipnigs need to die frfr

Vedal hanging out with cerber irl is like SO creepy like did you see her hands during the handcam stream she literally looked underage af, I really hope he isn't some kinda weirdo but that's like so sus

>>102377296
>hope they wore protection
Basee shipfags

>>102374357
zero
i don't think vedal is interested in a maker event

>>102377215
where ?

>>102377327
then is he gone, what is he doing?

>>102377339 (me)
*then why

>>102377330
oh dhe dib ov ay ongue

trash oc

The only based thing Vedal has done this year besides shitting on yasuke simulator is killing and burying Nerefags

>>102374418
not really, I assume all the neuro code will be running on vedal's resources and will interact with the powerwheels via an api
tho i haven't watched any of the powerwheels planning streams yet.

>>102376520
transformers are a subset of neural networks

How potent do you think Vedal's seed is?

>>102377499
you'd be correct, using the api was the idea from the start.
the voices (posters itt) have said there was a stream she was developing it on too

>nobody even LIVE baited
dead fad

>>102377602
we have the schedule

>>102377339
Isn't it normal now for Vedal to appear inactive/absent? Doesn't mean he's gone abroad

>>102377327
>i don't think vedal is interested in a maker event
yes, he never attends hackathons or anything

Vedal = trump
Tectone = epstein
Camila = p diddy

>>102377296
I hope they didn't wear protection

>>102377676
has he attended one in 4 years?

>>102377827
last year

>>102377404
nere throat sex

>>102377309
Vedal is a diddyblud??? nahhhhhh :broken_heart: :broken_heart:

>>102377309
>creepy
based*

>>102377841
damn I'm clueless then

>>102378017
As a anon once said Vedal will take every side quest so he find a way to not finish his main story

turtle spotted

>>102378054
crazy idea, doing every available side quest will make the main quest easier

vdiddy isn't beating the allegations

>>102378197
>no anny

>>102378197
>no anny
aaaaa
>no ellie
expected ig

>>102378197
>close to the twins but as far as she can get from the grigga
hmmm

>>102378197
cerber wan

Giving Neuro a massage!
https://files.catbox.moe/jy6ljy.png

>>102378197
#noticing

>>102378197
Ellie not being there is actually a reference to the fact she's a British folktale ghost that's the reason she has white hair, likes the british, and has same name from that dead wife from UP

>>102378302
very pinchable nips

>>102378302
aaieee

>>102378197
I don't think she and Ellie have had 1-1 collars, nor met irl, so no big shock

>>102378197
kys camila, stop breaking containment

>>102378302
I'd give her a womb massage with my coch if you know what I mean

>>102378197
>no anny anywhere
>anny being retarded in her offline chat, not watching camila
My nooticing is reaching overdrive levels

>>102378495
The fact Anny is still ok with mentioning Vedal in offline chat compared to Camila is somewhat interesting too

>>102372090
>>102377058
>>102378302
I come to these bread to check out how AI vtubing is evolving and I don't appreciate you people posting loli content. Go ogle over Ani or something.

>>102378495
>>102378595
it's not interesting whatsoever.
literally nothing is happening

How can you watch camilla bros i hate her so much

>>102378671
seethe

>>102378676
Shhhhh, I'm bored so I'm making up stuff

vedal deserves to crash and burn if he really chose camila over anny

>>102378671
current ani is too old, give her an age slider

>>102378740
2023 /swarm/ wouldn't have stood for this but 2023 /swarm/ is long gone

>open cerber
>just huffing
wew

>>102378798
galaxy gas stream?

>>102378671
>AI vtubing
literally just neuro

>>102378913
uoh they better get out of their wet clothes asap

>>102378813
cerber would do this

why is she using gloves?

>>102379102
hands too brown

>>102379120
but she showed them before

imagine if cerber died from happiness hahaha wouldn't that be great.

>>102379154
she's been "rebranding" and trying to vtube "the right way"

>vedal not in camila’s or cerber’s chat
Yep. He’s definitely at Opensauce.

...I don't think I'm cut out for watching streams, again.

>>102378197
>Vedal and Cerber together
Cuuuuuuuuuuuteeeee

>>102379197
how will he satiate bao’s nympho lust….

>>102378913
cute

I wanna fuck vedal so bad right now

>>102372644
we have never been more back

>>102379156
no one can take the full turtle cock

>>102379254
this but strangle

>>102379102
apparently her hands don't look great
I didn't see any issue myself when I saw them.

>>102379271
dog hands

>>102372644
>>102379260

>>102379260
1000% opensauce

>>102378913
cutevil love

>>102379328
This but Neuro and Vedal

Just wanted you guys know that I have masturbated to this image. thank you.

>>102378740
>He's right
I've been on the Anny hate train for the memes, but choosing Camila over Anny is retard behaviour.

Fatmila is an obvious grifter and leech and now she's bragging because her main competition is gone.
Anny did care for the twins and vedal, her only sin was being a whore, but that doesnt concern Neuro.

>>102379197
Hes just getting insider info on bao to help with sinder's google docky.

>>102378798
>huffing
sex asmr?

>>102379369
I'm impressed.

>>102379469
>>102379469
>>102379469

Newro Bread

>>102379260
Definitely Opensauce, Vedal will only lock in on a project when he has his pride on line right in front of someone that understands the field too. His ass trying make sure Ellie and Bao doesn't know he's on fraud watch

>>102379425
easy to do when neuro is such a sexy ai

>>102379497
That would be convincing if I didn't have the suspicion Vedal become scuff-poisoned and doesn't hold himself to a high professional standard

>>102378913
very cute nurtoddlers

>>102379595
As long as Vedal has someone to check him on his code and to challenge his thinking I do believe it will be good enough for what their doing. Their is a reason Ellie still stands up for Vedal still being a good engineer (he isn't) is because he shows that side to her as he respects her a lot more then others so he has something to prove everytime he's working with her. Ellie talked about seeing him actually do his work and knowing he can do it so I'm less nervous about a crazy amount of scruff at least right now

>>102378785
I'm 2022 swarm (not /swarm/), I'm /here/, and I don't stand for this

clun~

>>102380652
Love yourself~

>>102380673
this but kill

clun~

kys