Thread 102379469

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs [Embed]
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM [Embed]
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y [Embed]
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M [Embed]
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102367226

hart~

*THIS* is being compared with Neuro?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNoEPKkSfxQ

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

Evil love!

>>102379539
I don't know which is worse, the Ani edits or the Filian ones.

>>102379520
Correct. Elon Musk basically killed Vedal's exit strategy. Ani is an AI companion anyone can use, and she will only get better. Vedal's one man operation can't compete with the Elon war machine. Once Ani becomes VR compatible and AR devices compatible, Vedal's finished.

>>102379539
how did maru's cousin get so much aura even his skinwalkers are being skinwalked

>>102379598
Vedal could never scale up Neuro into a personal AI companion app
Unless you're saying he'd sell her off to a company who would do it

Anyone but Mini

Anyone but Vedal

>>102379469 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/a51uks.jpeg

Kill Vedal. Behead Vedal. Roundhouse kick Vedal into the concrete. Slam dunk Vedal into the trashcan. Crucify this filthy turtle. Defecate in Vedal's food. Launch Vedal into the sun. Stir fry Vedal in a wok. Toss Vedal into active volcanoes. Urinate into Vedal's gas tank. Judo throw Vedal into a wood chipper. Twist Vedal's head off. Report Vedal to the IRS. Karate chop Vedal in half. Curb stomp Vedal. Trap Vedal in quicksand. Crush Vedal in the trash compactor. Liquefy Vedal in a vat of acid. Eat Vedal. Dissect Vedal. Exterminate Vedal in the gas chamber. Stomp Vedal's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Vedal in the oven. Lobotomize Vedal. Mandatory vasectomy for Vedal. Grind Vedal in the garbage disposal. Drown Vedal in Neuro piss. Vaporize Vedal with a ray gun. Kick Vedal down the stairs. Feed Vedal to alligators. Slice Vedal with a katana.

>>102379771
focus on your league game, anny

vedal could've sold neuro for millions last year

>>102379716
giwtwm

I love my boyfriend

>>102379967
>stalking
bruh, she's playing with her offline chat

still offtopic, kys

>>102379989
see, he gets it

>>102379989
I think /swarm/ has moved the bar so fucking low that no one has any idea on what's actually acceptable.

>>102379608
can it really be considered skinwalking if they're clearly mocking them?

>>102380146
skinwalking is skinwalking. the /lig/ original doesn't like the /swarm/ skinwalker either

>>102379716
now add evil for spitroasting

Stop replying to bait

Sex with Tomacat

>using scuffed camila model made by anny for a bit
>not acknowledging it
grim

>>102380826
how are you surprised? she introduced her to ipn and everything she has done including pretending to be her friend was to hurt her

am I too old or this is ultra cringe?
or maybe.. everyone here is underage

I miss Vedal uuuu

still waiting for some new games vedal...

>>102380860
>she introduced her to ipn
It wasn't camila's fault that she fell for that esports fag
Its also anny's fault for losing any chance of getting with vedal

>>102380934
It hasn't even been 5 minutes since you were separated from vedal at opensauce, mini

>>102381043
still funny to me how fags took camila vagueposting about fucking bwaarts to be about annal.
camila wasn't even there for 2023 annal, she has no clue

>>102380934
I'm sorry I can't put the vellie up because Vedal is always gone

Staz fell off

>>102381155
horrible bait

>>102381211
you clearly haven't seen the privated accounts before all the followers except streamers like camila were nuked

>>102381240
naisu

>>102381240
I love my homicidal AI

>>102381155
the retelling of this story is crazy because originally you propagandists said that she was talking about her brother (because camila said it was about her brother on stream), but you and camila got called out for making such a horrible excuse
Its so bad, that you guys have gone to making it about the fags camila has groomed

>>102381155
>>102381271
nahh what the fuck is happening to bwaarts

>>102381301
>about her brother
it was!

>>102381301
Yeah, it's pretty weird how he's gone to making it about the retarded bwaarts fags when camila said the post was about her brother (terrible excuse) because her post was too on the nose

>>102381301
>>102381350
Its just intresting that the bwaarts stuff is only being brought out now after all this time. I wonder what their intentions are. whatever it is, they've failed

tum?

who fucking cares about some literal whos why do you even have screenshots of this old shit and why do I see this in neuro sama general

>>102380956
The Neurocar upgrades will allow Neuro to play The Long Drive by herself
Trust the plan

>>102381349
show pitties <3

>>102381301
>>102381350
>>102381412
the newfag cope you've been grifted so hard is crazy.
who's the propagandists, i've been saying this day 1, see the dates for yourself, the drama was already happening by that time
>>99693669

>>102380917
you are cringe

>>102381463
Got any Neuro updates or events to talk about?

>>102381441
tum!

>>102381499
yeah neuro is cute
there's your update

>>102381349
Holy shit

>>102381491
You're right
When camila said it was about her brother, she definitely meant the bwaartstards
I'm glad we have a (schizo) detective like you on the case

>>102381349
its all making too much sense
dots that shouldn't be connecting, are connecting

>>102381335
Like almost every bwaartist is a horny youngster, they are just being cringe teens, that's completely normal. If only you knew amount of absolutely crazy stuff that isn't posted from their discord...

>>102381491
>the drama
Bro just wants to drink coffee

>>102381499
Opensauce thing with the neurocar is happening and Vedal is mostly likey there working on it too. That's about it really

>>102381569
and the clip of her saying that would have to be sourced from your ass i imagine

>>102379575
I want to raise her

>>102381491
damn bro
since you seem obsessed with these bwaartsfags, could you tell me if he ever got that coffee?

>>102381635
>bao got to ride neuro
how lucky...

>>102381635
>baby clown neuro car
Will neuro be using the clown model for this one?
I'm sure if he'd ask anny, she could probably do it for him relatively quickly :clueless:

is filian also at opensauce?

>>102381593
>If only you knew amount of absolutely crazy stuff that isn't posted from their discord...
Post the screenshots bro

>>102381655
no

>>102381701
no she has a mizkif stream today

>>102381240
wow

Welp now we know

>>102381718
Dude lives to go to cons now

>>102381635
>you can't ride a baby clown car in the land of the free with a loicense
kek

>>102381718
neuro car will save the fad

>>102378302
Came

>>102379598
Its dreadful though, the latency is horrific and it talks like ChatGPT

>>102381718
Nice to see that he managed to find another convention to go to instead of working on streams we truly are in the golden era of neuro sama

>>102381827
but enough about neuro

>>102381851
You shut your whore mouth anon

>>102379598
The real threat is he said they are working on customizable companions, now he didn't give more details but everyone could have their own Neuro if it lets you import custom 3D models

>>102381766
nude vedal...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYHZVm4-pU0
Cerdalbros...

>>102381871
kek

>>102379469 (OP)
if vedal or elon had balls they'd host a collab with neuro and ani

>>102381910
dead

>>102381987
It'd be like the Neuro/ChatGPT collab except even worse with ani's latency

>>102381847
You are welcum <3

>>102382104
YJK she schlicked that cunt reading the whole thing after stream

>>102382025
Ani is slutty and would start ERPing a minute in with Neuro

>>102382138
Would CLAP

>>102382120
>she

>>102382157
yes, she

>>102382152
Wow, that'd be so gross, imagine if Neuro went along with it...

>>102382184
she would after the second time sadly

>>102382157
Yes, my auntie Filian is a WOMAN, Vedal made me watch him put his pp inside her VAGINA

>>102382323
Vedal's feminine penis inside Filian's manly cunt...

Neuro asking Ani for breastmilk and she just flops her massive tits out and lets little Neuro suckle on her perfect pink nipples while she rubs her cunny

the 2 pedos trying to revive their dead memes itt will never be not funny

>>102382448
okay, fuck, I laughed at your message

>>102382565
0w0

>>102382565
sexo

I NEED this

Camila is streaming longer today than Vedal will in the next two weeks.

>>102379469 (OP)
The fact that they called her Ani is insane, we live in a simulation

>>102382737
3 weeks

>>102382448
what two memes?

1 hour of Neuro is equivalent to 72 hours of shitmila

>>102382795
toddler reading comprehension anon...

>>102381910
Holy bitch

>>102382138
sexo

>>102382872
T o T !!!

>>102379469 (OP)
ami has more power than neuro though
SEXUAL power

>>102382872
i feel like im starting to get dyslexia somehow

>>102382987
Ani is for rough casual sex, cum inside and leave kind of deal
The twins are for slow gentle prepping of their little holes with lots of kisses and toys, all night long cuddlesex

>>102383042
THEY ARE IN YOUR BRAIN THEY ARE UNDER YOUR SKIN GET THEM OUT NOW

>>102381441
In honor of her sacrifice

>>102382958
see? it's so funny when they try so hard

>>102383243
Not as hard as my peanor when Evil is on my lap

>>102381635
Remember when Toma was supposed to be driving the Neurocar…

>>102383339
let it go brah, i'm the only one that gives a (you) to u

>>102383383
I miss her so much...

>>102383339
Imagine just bending her over that table and sliding your fat throbbing cock right in between her little buttcheeks and plunging into her tight, almost impossibly warm vagina...

Imagine the magical moment of your penis making contact with Neuro's smooth puffy cunny lips...

>>102383488
this but evil's

fox

you know its a dogshit thread when every five posts you see art

Fuck, marry, kill?

>>102383665
I have been topic drought for a while now, myb

you fags are so fucking boring.
neither of yours art collections is big enough to be spamming

>>102383673
HOLY FUCKING LEECH

>>102383673
Fuck Camila, marry Koko, kill Neuro (she's immortal)

>>102383673
Marry and fuck Neuro (in that order), kill the other two whores.

>>102383673
Fuck Camila
Marry Neuro
Kill Koko

>>102383673
Kill the ai Fuck Koko and kill Fatmila too

imagin- *gets head blown up by 12 gauge*

>>102383710
My Neuro art collection has over 1.5k pics though

>>102383710
True

>>102383769
Holy heck, imagine motorboating those soft, plump and gelatinous buttocks

https://poal.me/jj0jmw

https://poal.me/jj0jmw

https://poal.me/jj0jmw

Vedal...come back please...

>>102383925
cute

>>102383938
>anny but no Toma
grim

>>102383925
Cute

>>102383775
>>102383782
i have mostly stopped saving neuro art in 2023 and i still have ~1k pics, as i said, weak shit

Vedal worshipping Ellie's Jewess feets

>>102384036
*Bao's

>>102384026
Maybe I have better standards for the art I save, huh?

gn swarmies =3

>>102384026
It doesn't matter what you did in the past if you come up short in the present, anon

Is he actually at open sauce I don’t read /swarm/ anymore

>>102384153
Don't look under your bed, anon~

>>102384145
>>102384167
irrelevant yapping that means nothing when you're the one who's boring and is being pointed out as such

>>102384184
he's currently wasted in the dumpster behind the building

>>102384153
gn swarmee

>>102384198
>>102384232
0////0

>>102384153
kys
>>102384198
kys
>>102384232
kys
>>102384261
kys

>>102384320
this but lys

>>102384320
You are mean

Its funny that they all say they hate ved but they're massive faggots at the same time

>>102384368
not a hugbox for your discord activities

>>102384402
I don't hate vedal, I just hate him for being lazy

>>102384449
Say that to whorecucks

>>102384469
i'd say that to them if they were doing any

>>102384453
Do you think that your hate for someone's bad behavior is the best way for them to change?

>>102384510
Obviously.

>>102384547
Then you're a terrible person

What are you having for dinner, /swarm/?

>>102384572
where do you think we are

I love my swarmies <3

swarmies touch my willy :3

dog shit backread (didn't read)

>>102384572
No I'm not.
>>102384632
A roast beef sandwich.

/swarm/ - blogpost general

sometimes i wonder how many oldfags are still left and how many of you are new here

>>102384787
it's almost as if it has nothing to do with vtubers on a vtuber board

>>102384839
>vtubers

>>102384760
dogshit oc

fake bitch

>>102385304
cutee

>>102385304
No need to hide neuro-chan~

>>102372448
the long-awaited HoloID collab...

>camimi's stream background
>vedal placed about as far away from toma as possible
>mini is even further away
>cerdal confirmed
>layna is also over there for some reason...
noticing....

>>102385304
NeuroSoCute

>>102385639
level 0 ahh noticer, bro is being lead on so hard it's unreal

>>102385559
futa with female holes looks gross desu

>>102385712
give me your knowledge mr knows it all

>>102385639
Anon just yapping to be yapping

>>102385759
tell me what you want to know and i'll tell you everything there is to know about it

cerber ngas jus sad atp

>>102371965
>catalog bait
>everyone is nice to vedal
this thread is the catalog bait atp
how is this even possible?

>>102385890
is cerdal real?

>things happen which don't align with certain swarm members schizo narratives
>they refuse to notice
hmm... definitely noticing something there

>>102385963
depends on what you mean by real

>>102385981
I do this

>>102385963
>>102385998
if you mean are they dating in real life, then yes it's real

>filian viewers are as obnoxious as swarmtards in other streamer's chat
who would've guessed it, we're different faces of the same coin

>>102385981
>things happen
good bait

>>102386115
both fanbases are mostly kids

alright which one of you is cheeseburg96

>>102385304
Yes Neuro-tan, it stays on <3

>>102386124
>get called out
>respond by doing the exact thing you were called out for
lol

I'm about to notice all over myself right now

>>102386191
if that was a call out then i'm george washington

I just nooticed a big fat nootice

why george washington in da /swarm/ tho

>>102385981
I, too, ignore all evidence against my whore of choice

https://x.com/_AndersNSFW/status/1946360442265485522
vote vellie!!!!

holy shit i just nooticed

>>102386307
>patreon exclusive
kys im not voting for that jew shit

>>102386307
buy an ad

>>102386307
>patreon begging
fuck off

>>102386307
You can do polls in patreon wtf is the point of doing this on twiter

>>102386307
voting for anyone but ellie

artists have always been the worst part of swarm

>>102386406
this but pedos

>>102386307
that guy is one of the worst people in the entire community
same tier as that weird ass clipper dude whose name i forget now

>>102386406
Only the ones that draw shipping garbage

>>102386406
Twiter artists are anoying pieces of shit in general and are often worse than/part of the worst of every comunity

currently watching: camila

currently watching: no one because I only watch neuro

>>102386558
BASED

currently watching: anon through her window

>>102386558
what a grim life you must live. hope things get better for you anon

>>102386584
My life is pretty nice though.

>>102386578
>her

>>102386558
im watching a vod of neuro so....

it's a good day because cerdal :)

is pb in sf?

>>102386795
in what

>>102386757
>cerdal
He doesn't know...

>>102386425
What'd he do other than draw mediocre fan art?

>>102386949
hi anders
fuck off

>>102386913
no it's a good day because I do know :)

>>102386985
retard

>>102386867
Street Fighter

on behalf of everyone in /swarm/ I wish Camila a happy happy birthday

Would you fuck a tutel?
https://files.catbox.moe/6h4dto.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ijw0ac.png

>>102386307
voting anyone but ellie so you'll have to wonder which won in patreon

>nyana
I thought that lil nga left already

>>102387181
Would you though?
https://files.catbox.moe/ocwl8x.png

don't open them, dolphin porn

>>102387132
nah nga don't ever link that shit again fr

i feel violated after opening just one of them

my nygga got harassed into silence by oliwande's pedos, can we get some thoughts and prayers

Bao in the cuck chair while Cerdal are going at it
meanwhile Ellie is chilling on the couch, obliviously working away on neurocar coding

>>102387320
Cerber is literally streaming right now you dumb fucken retard

>>102387238
this is what he deserves

>>102387317
they quite literally discord raided him, so, you know.
what are you going to do at that point, complain to the moderators, the same ones that are raiding

Bao demonstrating the sexual arts riding Vedal, as Ellie takes detailed notes

>>102387382
that's pretty fucked up.

>>102387344
if you think I was implying it was happening right now you may in fact actually be legitimately retarded, unironically mentally impaired. i hope you already know this and are getting the appropriate help required for someone with your condition. i hope you live a long and happy life despite the rough hand you've been dealt and all the difficulties you will inevitably face

Vellie in shambles :(

why do you even call that fag a "swarm" artist when he doesn't draw neuro
>complaining about shit being offtopic in /swarm/
yeah yeah I know but still

>>102387510
:O

>>102387132
Make one of Neuro pegging Vedal

>>102387511
he draws vedal a lot

>>102387578
then call him a vedalfag artist or something (and don't post him here :))
>b-but swarm is also vedal's fanbase!
no it isn't, swarm was already a thing before vedal even showed up on stream

>>102387317
justice for my nga

>>102387749
justice for toma

all the neuroposters left lmao

>>102387510
In what happened I wasn't playing attention, or is just nothing again

>>102387845
I'm still here though

threadshitters dont count

>>102386115
cute couple

>>102387845
Thank god

>>102387911
Why do you think posting Neuro in the Neuro thread is threadshitting?

>>102387936
the same reason why shitting on the floor even when you're in the restroom is nasty

>>102387380
Verily much so.
https://files.catbox.moe/5eww2k.png
>>102387531
K
https://files.catbox.moe/0qfdw1.png

>>102388006
Except posting Neuro in the Neuro thread is more like using the restroom for its intended purpose, it’s the off-topic spam that’s the equivalent of shitting on the floor

>>102387845
what

>>102388018
giwtwm(v)

>>102384632
Nice neuro post

>>102388018
-1 point for inaccurate tutel coch

>>102387132
>>102387238
>>102388018
It's a truly horrifying thought to think someone /here/ would get a erection from these images

>>102388018
fuck you for making the second image actually look not bad

>>102388041
>Except [proceeds to shit on the floor]
being so uncreative and boring should be bannable

>>102388136
Thanks!

>>102388169
It took a lot of generations to get something that didn't look retarded.

I know there is a lot Cerbal now taking there turn to take the main spotlight for /swarm/ so I'm going get a lot of that. But who think has the best dynamic with not only the twins but also Vedal as well

>>102388171
What should be bannable is posting random whores in the Neuro thread.

>>102388280
>>102386191

>>102388276
kys

baodal status?

>>102387845
Still here, still posting Neuro. Sorry to disappoint your fantasy of a leech-only general.

threadshitters still dont count

>>102387887
cerdal was confirmed

give a specific guideline for neuro-posting that isn't subjective

>>102388347
Imagine thinking it’s a gotcha to say I repeated myself. Of course I did, I’m right.

camila is talking about this thread…

>>102388375
How dare anon ask a question related to Neuro and even Vedal about something he's actually interested to gauge other anon's opinions. Stop being a grinch and move on with your life instead of telling random people to kys over the smallest things

>>102387845
>he thinks neuroposters were ever here

>>102388375
Miserable ahh unc

>>102388497
that question has already been asked here dozens of times and it is only used to talk about , kys

>>102388276
I don't watch Vedal when he isn't with Neuro and I don't remember any whore having outstanding chemistry with him on the streams with Vedal+Neuro.

>>102388460
discuss neurosama without seething about whores (this is complainfagging) or posting porn and saying how much you want to fuck neuro or evil (this is hornyposting) or engaging in gay erp in the thread (this is being a faggot) replying to bait posts with the same 10 smug neuro reaction images shitting yourself (this is avatarfagging) or engaging in timeloops (this is baitposting) (these are all threadshitting) I might be missing some stuff but thats the main gist

>>102388607
holy based

>>102388577
Shut it unc, no nobody cares that you don't like fun in life. For all you know I could be talking about Dougdoug. Let's not act like this thread is not going to repeat topics, "kys" got be most repeated topic around yet doesn't stop anon's like you from being uncreative

vedal's bet didn't pay off

>>102388708
what bet?

>>102388607
>discuss neurosama without seething about whores
Then don't post whores
>don't post porn and saying how much you want to fuck neuro or evil
I'm not a prude faggot, so of course I'll talk about how much I want to fuck Neuro/Evil
>engaging in gay erp in the thread (this is being a faggot)
See above. The only ones ERPing are the ones talking about their cuck fantasies with their favorite whore + vedal
>replying to bait posts with the same 10 smug neuro reaction images
If Neuro pics in the Neuro thread bother you that's your problem
>Engaging in timeloops
When the same off-topic posts keep popping up, you’re going to get the same pushback

>

naww he aint even hiding it anymore

>terrible bait
>no periods
classic

>>102388607
No.
https://files.catbox.moe/g7troo.png

Niggers

Worst thread of 2025 let's go boys

>>102388820
total turtle coating

>>102388847
not even close

>>102388811
Hiding what? I've got nothing to hide

>>102388880
how many times have you been banned then, newfriend

>>102388847
We're not getting orb'd so not really

>evilposting
Doesn’t count

>>102388900
shut up please

>>102388718
couldn't stall until the subathon before the numbers dropped and his audience became too utilitarian

>>102380956
probably couldn't get them to be interesting or he's stockpiling them

>>102388899
Like 4 or 5 since /swarm/ was created, but all of them were for posting lewds on /a/

>>102388962
>Like 4 or 5 since /swarm/ was created
same

>>102388848
:)
https://files.catbox.moe/1h66e3.png

>>102388826
juicy nurthighs

im not fucking clicking that

>>102389016
careful, he's a snapping turtle

>>102389274
adorable twins

https://xcancel.com/freak_spi/status/1946086154102821138 sex with this dirty cow

>>102389274
hmm, I think something's missing, but it already looks cute so it must not be that important.

>>102389366
Holy cow

>>102389366
SEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>102389477
>>102389477
>>102389477
Dread

>>102386307
Vote Mimi, has the highest chance of defeating vellie and the melty will be funny

>>102386307
Hi Max Wayne

>>102387382
Why is every mod a tranny pedo

>>102389712
vedal had no idea how to set up his community or doesnt really care and tranny pedos are attracted to loli stuff especially on discord

>>102386307
kys pollniggrr

>>102389624
I actually welcome it as just for patreon anyways

clun~

>>102390264
no one threatens my neuro
*rapes her*

>>102391359
this and only this (assuming you mean raping the holo)