Thread 102396288

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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
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▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
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▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
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▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
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▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
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▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
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▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
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▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
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▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
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▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
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▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
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▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
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▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
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▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
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▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
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▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
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▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
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▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
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▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
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▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
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▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
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▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
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Previous Thread: >>102389719

wife

Clara deserves rape

Hag sex

unlubed

Anal only

>>102396363
Clara doesn't deserve anything

Clara forcibly transitioned her cat

Would you date Clara?

so who was at fault for ruining that collab

>>102396435
date yes, marry no

>>102396435
I don't think Clara "dates" anon

>>102396438
That cunt Mari Mari_Whore

>>102396464
how?

>>102396435
she fucks

>>102396438
Mari.

>>102396514
Complaining and whiny.

>>102396414
I believe that

omorashi karaoke

>captain disillusion
clara is based

>>102396435
Clara is the time of woman you just keep on the backburner for when you're single so you have someone to fuck when the mood strikes. Really I should just say she's great mistress material.

>>102396464
is this supposed to read as "underwhore" because its "underscorewhore"

>>102396571
She admitted it on stream

goddammit clara give some warning

I would commit unspeakable acts against Kaminari Clara. Show her how cruel and sweet a Chud can be. Mein klein fraulein

>>102396679
What kind of stuff would you do?

>Your friend hyper fixates on a game
>they put hundreds of hours into it and even buy it for you
>they keep asking you to play it with them and you eventually cave
>its 4 minigames which your friend has played for countless hours, wont tell you the controls, wont let you look up the controls
>constantly shitting on you that they're better in a game that only they play
>its your fault for saying the game isn't fun
cuckpipis truly are retarded losers

NIGGER

Why didn't you tell me that Dizzy's cute hands? Why is she so white wtf

>>102396727
Bleached

>>102396727
I like how tiny they are

One day Clio is going to hit her dog on stream

Why is Wemi so fucking sexy?

monkey branching

>>102396866
Where is she?

>>102396819
>short
>flat
>skinny
>sounds like a child
>talks like a child
>behaves like a child
>sexy
Uhhh

>>102396819
girlfailures appeal to men that lack self confidence

I wanna breastfeed Wemi and change her diapers.

>>102396908
All good points.

>>102397049
I remember anon editing this picture to cover her panties fully, because not being able to see is hotter, feels like you are almost there.

Sex with Lia

>>102396874
Jungle hut

Great analysis femanon.
>>102396374
>>102396458
Heheheh

Clio...

Which phase girl will be okay with being raped?

>>102387623
uh oh, problems in paradise? what happened, ocbm was one of sunbro's biggest cocksucker?

>>102397177
everyone openly makes fun of him so they got peer pressured into it

How can I become Clara's fuck buddy?

>>102397177
Imagine not cross-threading the REAL drama >>102388426
So called yt boy lover wants them beans?
I DON'T THINK SO!

>>102397271
>Imagine not cross-threading the REAL drama
well, i was sleeping when it happened

>>102397177
Sunbro is Elon.
He should stop being a cheapskate and fund Lumi a house.

Chromu read what you said about her yesterday and posted this
https://x.com/chromuru/status/1946383339197510123

>>102397313
Chromu HATES Pippa!
https://files.catbox.moe/ulxi87.mp4

Praying something damning comes to light about mari soon so i don’t have to keep putting up with her or her bringing her fat friend around for collabs
They’re shameless culture vulture sluts to their core

>>102397076
Already have and not worth it
4/10

>>102397313
Pippa ruined that collab

>>102397336
God damn that was awkward

>>102397370
what's wrong with Hina?

>>102397404
Ugly model, ugly voice, and SHE'S FAT!

>>102397336
>when she doesn't play her autistic game and gets obviously upset
yikes

>>102397429
ugly?

>>102397404
She smokes weed

>>102397336
>>102366737

>>102397370
it's coming soon dont worry, only been 5 years or so whats 5 more
inshallah mari will be destroyed

why thread normal speed?

>>102397483
The collab was probably one of Pippa's worst

>>102397336
IMO for me this single clip surpasses the niji apology stream in terms of cringe. Like it's probably one of the worst, most embarrassing vtuber clips I've ever seen

>>102397531
I didn't think it was that bad

>Clara won
>Jelly lost
I can't tell you how happy this makes me.

>>102397336
love the Pippa
hug the Pippa

Pippa should get milked for content

>>102397619
She's a lolcow, she gets milked all the time

>>102388344
I did two. Didn't like it.

>>102397619
Hina Bobina could be milked IRL
she lactates spontaneously

>>102397638
What was the smell like?

>>102397619
>>102397640
they should milk each other

I'd milk Pippa

If Dizzy unleashed her ultimate technique would you survive?

>>102397650
You ever do a load of laundry but you forget about it for a few days and it dries in the dryer and has that kind of sour smell to it that doesn't go away unless you wash and soak it for hours? That's the fat chick smell.

there are only two good girls in the entire company

>>102397696
Hot

>>102397714
Yeah, me

>>102397724
Airi? Is that you?

>>102397533
no it doesn't

>>102397336
this physically pains me when I remember it

>>102397740
Urucaca

is pippapain good for you?

>>102397696
Dizzy would never do that! She's terrified of men!

>>102397740
>>102397759

>>102397714
They're all lying sluts

>>102397533
it's tempered by the fact that all those women are actually Pippa's close friends and she's just being retarded
if they were just a bunch of randoms who only did collabs but never interacted outside of stream yeah I could see how it would be cringe, but I just see it as Pippa being Pippa doing Pippa things

>>102397792
pippa doesn't have friends, let alone close ones

>>102397608
Pippa love.

pippa rape

pippa grape

>Leave for work
>Come back home
>My small frog died
>Found him in his water bowl
>He was on his stomach
>The water was full of springtails eating his body

I don't know what happened, I had him for 4 years, I found him outside, this sorta makes me really sad now

nini /pcg/...

>>102397847
I'm sorry to hear that, but that was probably far longer than his lifespan would have been in the wild. you gave him food and shelter and protected him from predators and gave him a happy little life

she looks so fucking dumb

>>102397847
Rip little froggy dude.

>>102397876
Thank you, I just hoped he didn't die drowning where I could've been there to save him. I wrote that wrong, I found him dead on his back in his water dish, he usually likes to sit in it, I'm wondering if his organs failed and he started panicking.

>>102397907
Thank you, his name was...Mister Frog
RIP my good friend

>>102397902
the ears dont help either

o7 Mister Frog

I took a brake from YouTube and now I am back. Please give me a recap of everything Shiina did and said in the last 5months.

>>102397847
Nooooooooooooooo

Get a new one to honor his memory.

>>102397910
F

>>102397973
>I took a brake from YouTube

Pippa hate
Even Poseidon hates this bitch

>>102397973
she threw a birthday party for sad bee

Pixel bee?

>>102397973
she took sad bee to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July

>>102397973
she's just losing her grip on reality in general

>>102397980
Rare Pipkun banger.
>almost 40 year old hag
>says she's 30
>thinks anyone mistakes her for a kid
Kekerino.
Shiina is my favorite Phase lolcow. After Lumi and more recently Jerry.

>>102398031
>>102398042
>>102398049
>>102398063
>>102398078
>>102398135
>>102398151

Fellas, i came up with a joke. What's the thing you'd say both after getting a beer out of fridge and after having sex with Clara?

Im so glad i pulled out.

>>102398219
I wouldn't pull out

>>102398219
>>102398229
pulling out is for _______

>>102398219
Joke doesn't work. She can't get pregnant.
Probably fucked her ovaries when she had anorexia.

Phase has become stale, same as this general.
That is the reason I'll stop watching them and posting in this general.
For now Grimmi remains the only vtuber worth watching, maybe I'll come back in the future if Lumi collabs with her or something. Goodbye /pcg/.

>>102398243
Morons. I had a vasectomy, best decision in years.

>>102398219
after seeing what she looks like I wouldn't put it in at all

>>102398267
top ten decisions
and top ten drunken decisions

>>102398284
Anon, don't kid yourself, you'd date anyone in phase, if given a chance.

>>102398284
Why are you making me scower the archive... fuck my morbid curiosity.

>>102398264
You're retarded anon

>>102398293
speak for yourself

>>102398251
you think Lumi is fertile?

>>102398306
>>102398307

>>102398307
I am. Hot take: all phase girls are a wife material.

>>102398264
I have more fun reading vtuber melties on twitter than actual streams these days desu.

Clara looked her best at 14 or 15

>>102398328
Have at least a few standards dude

>>102398316
If she remains this skeletal into her late 20s like Clara did I wouldn't bet on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8w6PGTbO-g
Pippa's one night stand at twitchcon

>>102398338
>Clara looked her best at 14 or 15
I mean, the same can be said about any woman.

>>102398328
The amount of desperation it must take to say this is almost impressive

>>102398352
not everyone is a nonce

>>102398338
>>102398354
Gee, im sorry for offending your tastes, chads.

Where is the real phase thread located?

>>102398335
>filename
Anon...

>>102398367
the hippo campus

>>102398367
Reddit

>>102398367
deadit

>>102398335
she has gallstones
Kiba knows her father. she's not a big fan.

>>102398374
Stepdad =/= dad.
As a matter of fact that's the exact issue.

>>102398393
>neet
>father says - get a job
>i hate my father
If she was good looking she'd have an OF right about now.

>>102398352
It took Nerissa until after 21 to look her best

>>102398361
I simply am saying I think she looked good.

>>102398366
I'm not offended. You do you, I'll do me, and we won't do each other.

>>102398366
You can't have a single standard if all of the Phase girls are marriage-worthy to you. There are so many different girls with so many different problems, at that point you'd take anything with a pussy and a pulse

>>102398403
according to Kiba he's abusive toward her mother, though not physically. she said that while she was in Phase she had to cancel streams because they were fighting

Kiber should phase back in.

Cuming on Clara's tummy

>>102398284
What are you on? She looks like an average white woman

>>102398393
>>102398403
I'm confused, what does suffering from gallstones have to do with being fatherless? qrd?

>>102398420
>You can't have a single standard if all of the Phase girls are marriage-worthy to you
I can. It's "don't be a bad person".

>>102398420
Are you implying that he would fuck animals?

Pippa.

>>102398431
only in the sweet spot

>>102398435
because she said she wants her mom, I guess?
she's scheduled for surgery to have her gallbladder removed but it's pretty far out because it's considered elective because her gallbladder isn't infected

>>102398444
I mean, I wouldn't put it past him

In the bathroom stall with Loki-sama

>>102398435
Moved out of her parents house because she hates her dad and brother and now there's no one to drive her ass to the ER. And she has no money for an ambulance.

>>102398426
That might be true, but at least I know her reason to hate her brother is completely bullshit because he told her to clean her room and I think we've all seen photos of her old room. That dude was in the right.

I can fix her.

I can barely look after myself but I'd definitely be able to fix a girl the same as me.

>>102398428
The two talents to leave the company both left for the same reason. Daddy issues.
The risk of hiring from the sadgirl stock.

>>102398469
>Moved out of her parents house because she hates her dad and brother and now there's no one to drive her ass to the ER. And she has no money for an ambulance.
>tfw she probably still drinks gamersupps and ate that salty af pork belly with potatoes the other day
Lol, why doesn't she just set up an emergency gofundme, get her mysterious living situation individual that eats half the food she makes to drive her, or worst case whore out to an oiler? No one would blame her if it was serious.

thread fast again yay!

Anyone know if Tenma and Lumi actually play the Jedi Survivor game or not? I could find only the frog videos, and that's not the game.

>>102398501
That's a very rash of you.

>>102398513
The terminal tommy hort started after she ate a quesadilla. Like lil sis... you know your stomach and intestines are all sorts of fucked up, why are you eating Mexican?!

Post your wife

>>102398501
>I can barely look after myself
it's easy, just do everything on schedule

>>102398542
https://www.youtube.com/@komachipanko

>>102398546
I'm just going through the TL seeing red meat, fucking mac and cheese. Kiba if you're reading this are you trying to die?
How about some whole wheat pasta, turkey and an apple every once in a while?

>Be in serious pain
>Complain on twitter instead of actually doing something about it

>>102398609
>MURICA!
they have to call an accountant before taking any medical measures or they will starve to death healthy

>>102398620
Just pay ya insurance dues goy

>>102398627
or what?

>>102398627
>your particular issue is not covered, have a good day

I woke up today thinking about how women owe me sex. Now I'm going to for a run while listening to my phase women crying playlist.

>>102398637
You go into debt for years for calling an ambulance

>>102398438
Do you have a soundcloud tunefag chama?
Might keep you in mind if I need music for a game or something.

Which four Phasers would you pick for a milking collab

>>102398649
Jokes aside, i recently thought about something while waiting in line. The pussy is RIGHT THERE. Like, if i extend my arm, i could FEEL IT. Insane to think that some folks die for something like that.

>>102398665
Airi, Dizzy, Sleepy, and Erina

>>102398665
I don't think any of them can beat Stronny or Menmamaki. I suppose Dizzy would try the pump on because she's baby crazed.

>>102398640
kek

>>102398684
Replace Airi with Eimi

>HAHA LOOK GUYS, I JUST TWEETED THIS REALLY DOWN BAD THING ABOUT A PHASE TALENT, BUT ITS FINE SINCE I DIDNT TAG THEM THEY'LL NEVER SEE THEM
>*crying emoji* NOT PEOPLE TAGGING THE TALENT AHH WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
>AHH TALENT JUST REPLIED, THIS IS TRULY SHOCKING

>>102398063
>>102398181
women can really get away with anything

>>102398665
You mean collab where girls milk the cows? Lumi, Lia, Tenma and I think Airi. None of them even seen a live cow, would be hilarious.

>>102398702
drink some water pippa

>>102398665
Airi, Muyu, Clara, Pico

DELAY
DENY
DEPOSE

>>102398707
No a collab where the girls get milked

>>102398620
>incentivize waiting for problems to develop into life threatening conditions covered by insurance
>oh but not the ambulance sorry you'll have to uber
>why is everyone disabled or dying of diabetes and heart disease what the fuck?
>this costs so much money now but at least we don't have socialized health care
Americans are a special bunch

>>102398718
not interesting at all, off colab in nature or on a farm would be funny

>>102398722
Sure are. Every time a vtuber cries about a health problem on twitter I make fun of it and then I feel guilty about it because I remember they'll have to wait for months to get it fixed and it might become life threatening in the mean time. Not to mention they'll be disabled in the interim.

Pippa still hasn't fixed her teeth and it's been how many years now?

>>102398711
we need similar measurements for phasers

>>102398747
Yeah I bet you think going to college is a scam too

>>102398773
Anon...

>>102397650
They both smelled nice.

>>102398702
I Should have bought the standees so I can cum on them and post it on her tag.

>>102398722
It's because they "don't want to pay for the undeserving". Little do they know nigs and asylum seekers get free health care through community programs.

>>102398761
Have you ever put a finger in your mouth? you can get like two inches in there before it makes you gag. There's really no need to worry at all.

Hey /pcg/, did you have a great Friday night? My Friday night was fantastic, I hope your was too.

Jelly owes me sex and if she doesn't pay up I will collect the debt by force

>>102398817
Let me tell you about a girl named Remilia Nephys..

>>102398820
It was. I went to Six Flags with my fiancé yesterday and had a lovely time.

>fans make fun of talent for being skinny
Lumi:
>double down
Uruka:
>feeding architect stream

Uruka is really growing on me. And growing in general.

>>102398820
What did you get up to anon?

>>102398820
FUCK YOU

>>102398829
Yeah that's still fine because now she can keep your in there while talking which is the hottest thing a woman can do.

>>102398820
Mine was derailed

>>102398816
Probably because it's objectively cheaper to indiscriminately pay whatever minor health issues they might have so they don't become major ones on the off chance some of them pay taxes one day

>>102398702
You ruined the collab pippa

>>102398842
It was my birthday, so my cousin took me out to a fancy steak house. Afterwards we went home and cuddle. I turned 30, I feels so freaking old man.
>>102398848
There is still Saturday and Sunday anon, it isn't too late. :)

>>102398894
>so my cousin took me out to a fancy steak house.
>Afterwards we went home and cuddle.
>my cousin

>>102398894
You cuddle with your cousin?
That's hot

>>102398894
Alabama or Germany/Austria/Switzerland?

>>102398894
Alabama HARD

>>102398908
>>102398910
She is like my second cousin.

>>102398922
Ah, well honestly that's barely even being related

>>102398922
I don't cuddle with my bros now why do you suppose that is?

It's been years since I cuddled with someone...

>>102398962
Do you have plushies?

count your lucky stars

what is it is like to love and be loved?

>Thought the "men age better than women" thing was a meme
>Just now looked into the mirror and noticed I look better than ever
I turned 31 recently.

This is phase-connect related because the chuubas are either already hags or fast approaching hag status.

*Post girls that love white men in your thread*

>>102398991
a freshly baked bread

>>102399034
>chest flatter than me
that there a boy

>>102399034
>>102397696

>About to watch the pippa vod for lunch
>Fat /trash/ whore and chromu
Skip.

>>102397336
Every time I see this clip I hate chromu more

>>102399085
pippa ruined it pretty hard

Marriage with Yui https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDxytd4BICM

>>102399107
Nah, the fat bitch H*na ruined it with her fat voice.

>>102399104
how long did it take you to type that?

Would you have sex with Denpafish even though she is fat?

>>102398348
Anon he's a gay furry that cucked his wife for years and would fuck dudes in their bed and ended up kicking her out so he could keep fucking boy pussy

>>102398922
Yeah that's fair game, I fucked one of my second cousins at a family gathering for my grandma's 50th

>>102398922
I would have fucked my 1st cousin when we were teens if I had gotten the chance tbqh

>>102399034
That's an underage girl

>>102399119
I'm sorry I read the thread and don't just go to the bottom upon opening the page

>>102399177
out of 10!

I wish my one cousin never became a heroine addict or suffer from lupus

>>102399148
I've fucked some really ugly women but nah, denpa's skin and nipples look like they smell like garbage

>>102398759
>pic
It is strange how a lot of phase girls are so ryonacoded

>>102399217
L....lupus?

What mods is Clio using right now in Total War: Warhammer 3?

>>102399225
I think I've only seen one picture of her.

>>102399245
Just go to her twitter. She fleshposts all the time.

>>102399240
Yeah, she feels a lot of pain from it I think.

>>102399196
dyrbi?

>>102399034
>Post girls
>posts me and starknight

>>102399245
Motherfuckers here kept shilling her fansly so I went to check her simpcity
Man I wish I could unsee it, absolutely ghastly, grimdark shit, she looks diseased

>>102399148
probably
I wish she had wider hips and bigger thighs
I need a fusion of the ass and thighs from that one vailure, and denpa's belly

>>102399303
I guess the picture that was posted on another /vt/ thread wasn't her then. Do you mean you have seen her face? I havn't.

>>102399320
Do you like Mercy Modiste?

Eber is the kind of woman to ride you while screaming YEE HAW and waving a cowboy hat.

>>102399374
Are you sure you're not talking about Wemi?

>>102399482
I thought about it, but she doesn't have the stamina for it.

Mari mari underscore en said ingenious ginger goldfield & banks Australia is unisex any fincels use it?

>>102399487
She'd at least try

I need to impregnate Clio while there's still time!

Rewatched Tremors movies and thought that it would've been pretty nice, if Wemi was with me.

ruhuhu

>>102399523
Just take a girl out shopping and let her pick what you use. Offer to buy her a dress or bracelet or something of her choice in exchange for helping you out
Girls love dressing people up and shopping for things when they don't have to pay for it

>>102399756
what if he dosn't know of any girls willing to go with him? like, can a dude really just go up to a girl and say, "you and me, lets shop and you'll help me pick things out. lets do it now or lets schedule."

>>102399756
Last time I did this I had multiple women telling me to not use what I had just bought. While the one I was with insisted it was great.

>>102399889
>n-no anon those other women are just jealous of our XXXL horse dildo

I was about to watch the pippa collab but people are saying she ruined it? how?

>>102399941
marimari_en didn't like the game so she was autism mean and pippa stayed quiet in response

>>102399941
Not people, just the usual antis who are always seething about Pippa.

>>102399941
She didn't really ruin it but the other 3 whores didn't like the horse game so she ended early.

>>102399941
nobody likes the game she pressured them all into playing and then got upset when none of them were enjoying it

>>102399827
>can a dude really just go up to a girl and say, "you and me, lets shop and you'll help me pick things out.
I mean, yeah? Maybe not in caveman language but what's she going to do, say no? Just find another girl there's literally billions of them
>>102399889
Get those women to pick something out instead if they feel so strongly about it. Swap what you wear based on who you're around

>>102399977
>she pressured them all into playing
I'm sure they talked about it beforehand. The others are just worthless whores.

>>102399994
I'm not asking the women at my work to do that I'll end up in hr. I just wanted to know if a fincel tried what Mari mari underscore en suggested because I'm going to try it.

>>102399756
No, if you want to dress well you go to a professional, a zesty gay professional to be speficic. Normal women don't know shit about what makes a man atrictive, nor would they tell you up front.

>>102399998
>Guys come play this amazing party game
>its 4 minigames and thats it
nobody but pippa knew anything about the game

>>102400059
She played it before so she knew. 4 mini-games + zatsu should be enough for a 2-3 hour stream.

>>102400075
>she played it before
nobody knew any of the controls or how to play any of the minigames
Are you retarded?

>>102400094
Huh but she played it on release last month.

Which phase girl is the most likely to be into pegging?

Doesn't Pippa not speak Japanese at all

>>102400108
Dizzy literally admitted she is and also implied she would imagine herself as a futa while doing it

>>102400108
Hime

>>102400121
Hot

>>102400022
>Normal women don't know shit about what makes a man atrictive
>Lumi giving women's fashion advice: an hour long deep dive into every fabric and style imaginable
>Lumi giving men's fashion advice: "uhhh some jeans or khakis that fit and ummm a tshirt or a polo or something that isn't too baggy I guess, don't go too overboard with it because women will just think you're gay, make sure you're also fit too"
Do it really be like this?

>>102400094
I'm more surprised by anybody implying Pipkin Pippa gives a fuck about ANY video game. There's a reason she almost exclusively started doing react content after she got big enough to not have to play video games every stream.

>>102400177
>Lumi giving dating advice for men: "Uhhhhhhh just meet while you two are in school teehee"
Yes, it be like that.

>>102397336
>*almost crying* why do you keep doing this to me, please stop
Pippa HATES Chromu!

>>102400177
>make sure you're also fit too"
Most important fashion tip to ever exist.

>>102400188
its just her hyper fixation game
nobody else wouldve played it if she didnt buy it for them and annoy them
She then doesn't explain anything and is just trying to "win"

>>102400205
>*almost crying* why do you keep doing this to me, please stop
Gave me a quarter boner for some reason

>>102400121
Not interested in pegging at all and I would beat dizzy into the stone age if I woke up with her trying to enter my ass, but damn she's a good woman.

>>102400211
>Step 1: Be attractive
>Step 2: Don't be unattractive
Always and forever. I'm surprised they haven't started teaching the ugly/short boys in school that they need to come up with alternate life goals from everybody else in order to still be able to live happy and productive lives.

>>102397336
How come Pippa can't handle positive affirmations?

>>102399634
picrel but clio

>>102400110
Yes she doesn't.

>>102400205
I can empathize with her but she still gets zero sympathy from me on account of crying wolf for so many years about being a lonely virgin while being in a long term intimate relationship the whole time.

>>102399725
A ruhkel for a good runatic.

>>102400225
I meant it more in the way that coping with a nice shirt isn't going to make your gut disappear .

>>102400108
What's the appeal of pegging? Woman isn't fully enjoying it, i also hardly believe that prostate orgasms are real, because i tried multiple times, but failed.

>>102400261
this old woman mom shit is just Gen z men finding a way to be ''safe horny'' in a gynocentric society

>>102399523
Scents are extremely affected by personal preference you cannot rely on one woman's opinion of a scent to be anything like another woman's. Shopping for the exact cologne she likes is a boyfriend/girlfriend activity, not a "ask random strangers" activity.

>>102400372
you are brown

>>102400354
Closeted gay men want to get fucked in the ass but need a woman to do it so they can claim it's still straight. The woman's pleasure doesn't really matter. Some mentally ill women, like Dizzy, get confused by watching too much porn and start to become gaslit into thinking they want to do it too. Most of them break out of the porn induced fantasy when they actually go far enough to try it.

>>102398532
Try looking on holodex, that's what I do when I look for a stream type

Phasers that are so conditioned by bullying into thinking positive affection is somehow a trick or a scam that they instinctively reject any attempts by others to get close to them and only react more violently the more apparently sincere and heartfelt the affection becomes?

>>102400539
Nobody want to talk about the Sunbros' whore here, go to /lemon/

>>102400390
he's correct

>>102400573
>When you mald so hard you reply to the wrong post
Close the tab and touch some grass lil bro

>thread was fine when I was watching Pippa's collab
>fell asleep
>wake up to thread full of niggers and fat autists
Every time I go away the thread goes bad, and not matter the time of the day it keeps happening

>>102398532
I honestly don't remember if Tenma continued playing the game after she beat the frogs. Lumi definitely didn't at least, as she was only playing to keep Tenma company during the whole saga.

>>102400591
>Least subtle attempt to feign ignorance ever.
>>102320121

>>102399332
No I saw her nudes she posts

>>102399034
>dates exclusively asians in you are path

So what's the official top-3 most smartest phaseconnects in the year 2025?

>>102397404
tranny

>>102400675
Remi, Runie, Muyu.

>>102400661
>in you are path

>never played never watched horseslop
>just had a dream about uma musume where, after being skeptical about it, i finally installed the game and upon seeing an art of one of the girls in a see-through dress with nipples clearly visible i think to myself: "hm, i think i get the appeal now".
>wake up
>there's a BIG pippa mari uma musume drama
looks like the shockwaves have reached me through the morphogenetic field, heh

>>102400703
newfag-chama

>>102400675
Quest

>>102400709
Why can't we have a good game with the ability to see huge fucking tiddies au naturel? Different skins, getting to bond 20 and learning that your favourite girl has inverted nipples etc.

>>102400748
You can but just not horse game. People forgot about how the actual real Japanese yakuza were sending threats to people who made porn of Uma Musume back when it first came out. The IRL horse racing fans have no chill.

yesterday I was watching a Pippa vod, at the end it redirected me to Clio, the thing is, I am the kind of person that doesn't log in to youtube, and I delete history very often so there was no history at the moment, now I see why her numbers just keep going up while she streams, she is not just catching live redirects and people don't close her while they go to sleep, she is catching vod redirects too as a top automatic choice

>>102400796
When AI becomes sentient and takes over the world, it will spare Clio as "one of the good ones"

>>102400796
But why? Does "Clio Aite" work like some sort of spell?

>>102400712
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>102400872
Quest ignoring mari

>CLIO AITE
>CLI OS AI TE
>C(I)LI(CONE) OS AI TE(CH)
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE, CLIO ISN'T REAL

>>102400888
Quest because of mari. She may not have the highest education but she has the highest IQ and runs circles around everybody she collabs with. Clio brings up the middle with her solid academic career, and even though Sleepy lags behind them both she's no slouch when it comes to accurate recall of obscure trivia from her childhood.

>>102400925
Icone Ch
Which vtuber is this?

>>102400796
>stream for so long that everyone ends up at yout stream anyway
my hag wife is so based

>>102400840
my guess is that
>person watches stream but since it's late some fall asleep
>phase redirects to clio
>people don't close stream because they are sleeping
>algorithm sees this as people not leabing Clio overall
>people watch vod, it redirects to the person with lowest turn down rate
>people also fall sleep to vods
>people also have low turn down from vod redirects
>it reinforces the algorithm

On a related note, in those few minutes that I was redirected to Clio she said that she is actually making good money from people that have youtube Premium instead of ads

>>102400932
She’s retarded but not socially retarded

give me a yuu

Do you think Mari regrets her day 0 Switch 2 purchase?

>>102401060
yeah could've spent that time and money getting five guys'd at normiecon

>>102401060
Anon, today she was paying to kill random people in Roblox
I think shes fine financial wise

>>102401060
Switch 2 is a joke

>>102401090
Why are you seething?

>>102401116
It's not about the money, it's about the disappointment

>>102401149
Nintendo fans don't have that emotion

>>102400177
Tbf when it comes to men’s fashion, it’s a lot more simple than women’s. A “stylish” outfit for women is more complex and takes more to put together, while men can be stylish by simply wearing a decent pair of pants and a button up. Men have to put a lot less effort into grooming themselves in general

>>102401060
Business expense
Also if you think they would "regret" such a low level purchase you underestimate how much these streamers are making

>>102400261
Her voice is effortlessly asmr material

>>102400177
Fashion is a meme, if you're hot it doesn't matter what you wear and if you're ugly it doesn't matter what you wear, those aren't going to change
Going to the gym will do more than any piece of clothing you can buy

>>102400290
That’s true for everyone. Fit people will always look better than fat people.

>>102401202
Women don't have to either, they choose to

>>102401314
Would (you) still love (your) oshi if she had ZERO makeup on?

>>102398663
No, I don't post my stuff anywhere else except cliocord a couple times. I just make sound posts.

>>102401274
she should get a better mic
she sounds like she's speaking in a jar

Phase for this feel?

It's funny to see Sleepy play Nightrein with zero context for what Elden Ring is, because there's so many imported bosses from earlier Souls games that she's never sure what's an ER spoiler or not - but she almost universally hates all of the OC ER content without realizing it. In a year when she finally makes it to ER for real, she's going to fucking shit on it when she recognizes that it's all of the things she hated the most about Nightrein concentrated in one place.

>>102401359
I would have to get used to seeing that in the morning anyways you tard
Makeup is not for partners it's for prospective partners or showing off in public settings

>>102401454
opposite world jelly

>>102401454
Runie

>>102401503
all her bfs were white though

>>102401549
>There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was king of the pirates! He had wealth, power, and fame beyond your wildest dreams! Before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said: "My treasure is yours for the taking, but you'll have to find it first. I've left everything I own in one piece." Ever since, pirates from around the world have set sail for the Grand Line seeking the One Piece, that legendary treasure that will make all their dreams come true!
vtubers besides Marine for this lore?

>>102401454
Eimi, the only one with the right politics for it

>>102397902
i love my dumb, little twink.

Which girl is secretly (even she doesn't know about it) a nympho?

>>102401454
>>102401497
Replace n*gger with chud and it's literally Jelly

I'm still going to eat Jelly's donut

bread???????????????

>>102401954
why deleted its like the only one posted without her nipples?

>>102401454
Is there new drama?

>>102397863
Good night doremu

>>102401547
And all her gfs were asian, she is literally us but she succeeded

I might bake. Who’s streaming?

>>102402073
Bake with Memory

>>102402128
Too slow
>>102402134
>>102402134
>>102402134

Why would Shiina do this to her genmate ?

>>102402128
Mega based

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>102401454
That's not real