Thread 102401544

Khubie love edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.twitch.tv/vita_x_3
https://www.twitch.tv/mechanical_lamb23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhpG0Rf7TLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLeoHj2Wluc
https://www.twitch.tv/mimorifuwa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2V_Dmq1n8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkGCIyNBtK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9kNNspDnqQ

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint) (embed) (embed)
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !


- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8

- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198

- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dogNX7PgXM

- /jong/ "enemy" Rezuul has graduated

- Nina's husband is pumping her full of stupid woman juice

- Someone signed us up for Lord of the Board


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... You have to make kokos to find out!

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Previous Thread: >>102316488

>>102401544 (OP)
>Today's Lucky yaku is... You have to make kokos to find out!
Dama pinfu

nini

We need more cute boys that we can target

Men are not cute.

>>102404796
You are cute, you deserve to be loved, you deserve happiness, you should stream as a cute vtuber and lastly you should stop jonging

>>102404796
right

men can only be edgy and cool

>>102404875
it's been less than 3 hours go back to sleep

why thread died when i sleep...jong is dead....

>>102405037
wdym previous thread reached bump limit

only one way to revive jong, put on a cute vtuber avatar and stream mahjong

>>102405088
not putting on the model sorry

>>102405132
please... I want to groom more boys...

>>102405846
>more
not only are you a fag, you're a whore

I washed and waxed my car, but now I have to get ready for work, so much for mahjong

Did you know that you have to be in MENSA to be Saint? That's what Jinjin taught me.

Imagine not being in MENSA lmao.

shan't pay my dues to hang out with people slightly more insufferable than reddit again

You don't need to imagine

I'm in the opposite of mensa

mensa deeznutz lmao

I'm going back to league, this game made everyone gay

>>102406935
Any time I wanna give it a try again I remember my vangard install is still bricked and the games refuse to update for some reason, but my PC takes like 20 mins to restart so I can't be asked to troubleshoot it and restart it over and over.

>>102407139
>but my PC takes like 20 mins to restart
anon... an ssd is like 20 bucks, cheaper even if you get one just for your OS

>>102407139
>but my PC takes like 20 mins to restart
Your hard drive is dying anon

Fuck cars they take forever to maintain

Fuck women instead, they partially self maintain.

Fuck cute boys, they can help you fix your car after

>>102408415
What are you doing that takes forever?

>>102408415
Not if you keep up with it and do preventative maintenance.

preventative maintenance is a psyop, next you're going to tell him to eat healthy and exercise instead of just counting on doctors for triage

im going to drive a truck (not streaming, europe)

>>102409840
IRL or Eurotruck sim?

>>102409974
the latter

>Not streaming
hates us uuu

My car smells so good after waxing it

>irl trucks in france have to have ugly blindspot stickers
>driving in france in ets2 so for the rp i have to add them

>Not just driving across the good ol' US of A
Skill issue tbdesu

*siiiiiip* they don't make em like they used to

>>102411556
Sure they do

we should all play the long drive together...

>>102411644
I don't own a legal copy, and have they fixed the super fucked road gen from the last test branch?

They just look stupid, who thought it was a good idea?
Koko soon after I finish some stuff btw

I'm at work dough

>>102412211
You could be trucking, maybe /jong/ hosts an ATS convoy next

>>102412211
As opposed to play dough?

The only truck I'll is the REPU

>>102412397
I'll drive*

>>102412397
>The only truck I'll is

>ywn play a /jong/ ets2 lobby with this map
ignore the dumb broad driving btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UdSt88nML4

>>102412596
Set up the server (if thats a thing for modded ETS2) and I'd play.

Why did he do it

>>102415138
Crimes:
>Being a dumb bitch
>Trolling on the internet (Illegal in England)
>Skipping tea time (Illegal in England)
>Pedophilia
>Opening her legs in a bus causing the driver to pass out from the smell and crash into a family of four
>Lollygagging
>Being a dumb bitch

>>102416517
>>Pedophilia
(illegal in England if White)

What if QB is dating a muslim

>>102416517
be nice :c

>>102417378
Silence foid/French

i'm starting to think that pippa won't jong anytime soon

>>102417740
what gave it away

I don't even watch vtubers

>>102417740
it was just a fad for her

Watching Pippa was a fad for me

>>102416517
I made this post.

>>102416517
I hate women but qb seems nice

i finally have free time that i can use to spend on working on my car or playing jong, but i'm just going to watch anime

I work on my car and sometimes jong and I don't have any free time

koko?

hmmmmm... nyo

I'm at verk

fuck you all I will never join a room ever again

>>102418708
Good. I never wanted to mahjong with you anyway T_T

This place is falling apart

Why are you all being so catty?

>>102418834
Women and gays have taken over

Does anyone else's ear also sometimes suddenly go quiet and start ringing for a minute?

No

>>102419058
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinnitus

yes

>>102419058
This is caused by a lack of sex.

You will never steal my wizard powers

I get closer to being a wizard every day. I think if I hit 27 I can fully commit to the bit

I don't think female companionship is worth the mentaru damage

dead general, if only there was a game we could all talk about

>>102421514
A good game? No

Favorite hentai game? Go!

>>102421818
EraTW

Pink witch game

Im tired from standing around all day

spiraling into depression again, hope I will be back in a few weeks love you anons

>Is sad
>Runs away from the things they like
huh?

I will be gone when you get back :)

>>102423275
Anyon nyoo donyot gooo

Majsoul Friends Room 46958(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46958

i'm already in a game South2

>>102423777
youre not on my friendslist

>>102423758
1/4 hurumph

>>102423804
Playing a different client.

nigger

skill issue

>>102423758
2/4

No jong
Only nini

>>102423758
if you dont join this room imp osting it in mjg

>>102423758
3/4 ive drafted the post in mjg this is your last chance i swear no joke no cap its over for (You) if you dont join now times running out

thats it its done its posted you had your chance you have only yourself to blame

>>102424043
>imp osting

>>102423758
started thats it you missed your chance this ship has sailed were having so much fun

>>102423758
well jonged

>>102423758
wj

>>102423758
jonkeled

>gomory is the only jong vtuber playing jong instead of horseslop or shadoba
>she's not a vtuber anymore

>>102425443
we should hire a chick with a fat ass to cosplay qb

>>102425625
Prove that khubie has a big butt. Pro tip: you can't

how big is jj butt?

>>102426505
Small

/jong/...live!

i dreamed Xapitain came back

Sio is actually playing yonma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgK4jCFDsIM

>>102430921
never ever

Meow

my wife had her tits out and no one told me

>>102434162
it's tier 3 subs only sorry

What's some interesting /jong/ trivia?

>>102434225
The entire Yuzu population is a single anon and both sides of the pro yuzu/anti yuzu posting are the same 3 anons

Morning

>>102434275
Based

>>102434225
we have 2 menhera femanons

Both of them died

it's my turn
check this 0

>off by 1
you're here forever

actually I'm about to go to work

Yahoo

Total horse death

>see panko hand
>she fat
bros......

>>102437490
Italian food is all carbs

>>102437490
she wasn't last handcam i watched of her 2 years ago

>>102437490
its just a matter of calories in calories out, find a way to help her burn calories in bed

Post old hand vs new hand

>>102434225
There are at least two jong posters who live in Ohio.

>>102437490
They call them love handles for a reason.

>>102437741
there are also at least 2 in california

Pankobros?

odds ranked
evens something else
0 anon decides

>>102438064
She's bald?

>>102437490
>>102438064
>this is fat according to /jong/

>>102438601
This stream was so fucking cursed

>>102438620
if by curse you mean KINO, absolutely

>>102438601
Evil woman literally sucks color from the universe around here how devilish

>>102437741
Both of those posters might live in the same city too

No jonger lives near me, no point in being gay anymore

your tulpa reps?

Majsoul Friends Room 55058(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=55058

I'm at work damacat

Sorry, I'm cooking hamburgers.

we're 2/4, get in there!

Hmm... nyo

it's a new anon posting the room, don't leave him hanging like that :c

He posted it while I was at work and everyone else hates the game or is dead

>>102438306
>ignore this roll and queue ranked
>4th
i should've listened

>>102440579
I'm sorry, but I am American and I am currently cooking hamburgers. This is serious.

>>102440579
It's okay I can wait and watch Lord of the Mysteries in the meantime

3/4

I'm at work...

>>102440310
started

gomenasorry yuzufriend...

terminal are supposed to be genbutsu <_<

gomenasorry but ill have to leave soon

>>102441206
arigathanks for joining

chuuba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDSsE4KqgHg

>>102440310
Well jonged!

>>102440310
wj

>>102440310
thank you for joining

I should buy a Galaxy Watch 8 Classic

>>102441995
People had the same reaction to smartphones

>>102442010
and i still hate smartphones

my sister gave me some samsung smartwatch for christmas and then got mad when I kept using my Casio

>>102441953
I like my galaxy watch a lot.

>>102442010
I only use my phone to play mahjong and to jerk off when I'm staying at a motel

My family got me a smartwatch but i really don’t know what to do with it

dead general, dead jongers

horse OVA is on the telly, /jong/ never stood a chance

>>102445548
>horse OVA
road to the top?

>>102445575
yeah on the pcgia cytube

Majsoul Friends Room 38721(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38721

>>102445701
1/4

I'm at work.

>>102445701
2/4

I'm still at work

>>102445701
3/4

I'm still watching honse

>>102445701
3/4 pwease join my mahjong game

>>102445701
internet killed it but room will be closed sowwy nyaa

We did it, /jong/ is dead

>>102446195
Nice, I'm free

yatta

my youtube mix algorithm somehow went from touhou to what is basically san Andreas k-rose

I will go jobless to keep /jong/ alive (I won't actually but we need mahjong vtubers to keep the thread going asap)

We don't watch vtubers here though?

I watched a vtuber once, I think

its time to active the sleepers to put on the model and go live

>>102447132
I dont watch vtubers because I'm too busy vtubing

>>102447195
no

We're still owed a Tenma model stream.

I could do it by why would I

I'll be live in about 15 minutes.

>>102447566
is it a good stream

He won't stream

Well? I'm not going to watch but where is it?

Alright jong, I am now live with some jong https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

It's not a real stream

Jong tomorrow....

>>102448509
Whooooooooooore

Nina is a loyal wife

no woman is loyal

picrel = my loyal woman

>>102450781
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooore

>>102451624
ohhhhhhh that explains why she keeps trying to unchain herself and escape

old reliable

Goodnight jong.
Don't stay up too late.
Don't do drugs.
Don't have unprotected sex.

>>102452888
Nini
No
No
No worries

>>102452888
>Don't have unprotected sex.
dont need protection if you dont cum anyways

I mean you could also finish outside.

>>102453059
no women are for breeding only finish inside

nini

>>102453059
I only finish inside of boys, cute ones

>>102453652
goodnight anon kun

BBYBB
YBYBB
BBBYB
GGBBG
GGGGG

I don't get it

>>102454819
Letters = Colors

>>102454836
?

>>102454923
Why is that one green different than all the rest?

>>102454933
idk

>>102454836
now i'm even more confused

honse

The shadoba club is 30/30

i don't get horse game

>>102456126
It's free, just click the download button dummy

There was a tourney going on and no one told me.........

>>102456340
a mahjong tourney?

it's raining

>>102456345
Yes. I am currently positive by one whole point

>>102457896
that's pretty gud, keep it up :D

so what's the tournament?

A shit one that has no sheet

>>102457896
As long as you’re not -200 you’re doing great

>>102459057
>saint 3 tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l3s_Nz5R2Yai5dzm5h-nnKYz54s5ljGvCuFC-2pFvGI
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YE9sEh0BrdQXtnBvP8Bcya8o2R8kbatIt1_pgB8nbQc

Slay the cat. Kill it in a single blow!

if pizza isnt thin crust it shouldnt be allowed to exist im sick of overly puffed up pizza dough

>>102465642
>I want to pay the same price for less food
Weird

Crust is filler

>watching doragon vod and he sits there for a few mins at a time waiting on someone to join the raffle to become a follower in COTL before closing it and using the default
bruh

>>102466697
the 1view struggle is real

most people will never understand how hellish it is when you are small, doesnt help that doragon doesnt speak

finally its over... Im free

I am the last adept, why bother anymore...

I will no longer play the female mode
>>102467085
I got expert in 4p some weeks ago but I wanted to develop a bit more the skills before going into the gold room so I decided to try the 3p run first to consolidate knowledge
it was awful I will never play this mode again

>>102467090
Don't worry anon! I'll forever keep company to you and all our adepts <3

>another sanmatard trying to hide their identity
y'all are blacklisted from my team

>>102467226
Let anons have their fun damacat >:3

>>102466697
his fault for streaming when i sleep

>>102467226
you weren't going to draft any /jong/ers anyway

I haven't played mahjong for weeks

>>102467491
why are you here then

>>102467956
Vtubers, surely!

>>102467491
just play one quick game daily

>>102467998
have you watched any mahjong streams

>>102421818
sengoku rance groomed me into liking grand strategy
>>102467250
that isn't me

>>102468542
how long until you're playing EU4

>>102468642
I'm playing it right now

>>102468542
>that isn't me
Wait how many cats do we have again??

>>102469471
The novice one and the one that switched to bookhag recently.

>>102468027
Hmm... Nyo

>Vshitshow has been taking money from Ironmouse's charity stuff and pocketing it
I'd say I'm shocked, but I'm not

Based kson

>>102471718
lol i really hope she didnt know

>>102472813
I don't trust anyone that stayed with them after the application dox shitshow a while back. If it was people they actually gave a fuck about they'd have dealt with it instead of trying to hide that it happened at all. And then there's the whole Froot charity thing.

I don't watch vtubers someone explain

>>102473398
there's nothing really worth explaining unless you want gay drama, the only ones worth watching in the company were Henya and that JP gen that Peke is in and they probably won't be affected

>>102474651
>gay drama
as opposed to straight drama

>>102473398
>Ironmouse raised 500,000$ for a charity last year
>Her company, VShojo, never gave the charity the money
>She left her company today and posted a video about it

>>102475280
they didnt give ANY of the money to charity? that sounds legally questionable

>>102475864
Seems like it

>>102475280
>froot was tired of being asked where's the money so she made the rest of vshojo do it in order to share aggro

Can confirm none of you watch vtubers. I never see any of you in my mahjong streams

>>102478146
shan't log in to twitch

>>102478146
are your streams posted here?

>>102478146
Are you a male? You have your answer then

>>102478307
/jong/ loves males (cute, soft, questionable sexuality) though

>>102479275
>males
>cute

>>102478146
I lurk. Tho I have been missing streams recently.

>>102478146
I always watch anons stream

I don't even play the game why would I watch streams

Insomnia koko!
Majsoul Friends Room 22330(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=22330

Sorry I only join rooms with that have nothing but repeating digits (22333)

I'm at work.

>>102482749
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA well okay that's a challenge for next time >:3
>>102482824
No worries! Gambatte anon!
>>102478146
Pretty sure I've chatted on your stream b4 :3

I'm the only one allowed to be at work, get fired again homeless anon

>Work anon lost his identity
lol

now jj is never going to figure out who he is

So there are 2 anons feeding a family of uhh... How many /jong/ers are there again?

>>102482614
2/4 :3

I'm forever single

>>102483177
Just join the doragon harem

>>102483302
That does not exist

>>102482921
I'm not homeless anon, I'm the anon that had his life ruined by getting a job.

>>102483486
Okay can you get a new shift? These are my at work hours

>>102482749
That's a 0.1% probability btw you'd better join this time if I get it >:3 (well actually it's higher than that because of how room id allocations work but still)

>>102483536
No. You're the one that encroached on my hours.

>>102483580
I won't I'm at work

>>102483719
I've had these hours since 2018 thoughbeit, a promotion temporarily put me on graveyard

>>102483968
go back to graveyard so we can poko

>>102484018
Someone took my bid that gave me double Sunday pay so it's never happening

Also the last time I played poko I had to fold every hand and there was maybe only a single time I would have won if I didn't

I'm at work, but after work I will be driving, then I will be junting, then I will be jyming. Maybe I will have time for one koko after all is said and done

shant play poker without sitting at a real table

I think I'm gonna get food after work and then see if I can figure out assetto corsa settings. Also I noticed I forgot to turn tyre blankets on which means my wheels were ice cold the entire time...

numbers anon I don't think we're gonna make it, maybe next time

>>102484366
come to aus meat up and poko

>>102484672
F. Thank you for staying with me for a while <3
>>102482614
Room closed :'(