This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: its Lumi's anniversary this week
(also some collabs to schedule this week, stay tuned)
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1944727128433639435/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

In three hours, we will get strategy saturday!

Audio: https://files.catbox.moe/pbqppk.mp3

Previous Thread:>>102320121

Just realized I started watching almost every stream since seeing the most beautiful woman in the grocery store making uninterrupted eye contact for a few seconds. She looked like Lumi, just less yellow.

Sunbros stay winning.

How long until Lumi pulls a Noel and puts her bras and panties in Starbro’s car to break him up with women?

>>102401618 (OP)
why is she brown?

>>102401820
you should follow her home the next time you see her
>>102401891
she doesn't need to, Starbro already doesn't get any (or if he does he doesn't tell Lumi)

>>102401891
she should pull a Noel and start a secret account

>>102402650
I take it noel was some only fans thot?

>>102402768
>I take it noel was some only fans thot?
is

>>102402781
what was the secret account for if she's already openly whoring?

>>102402650
Lumi hates what gooner culture has become, she would never unless she was desperate for money

>>102402850
canan

>>102402901
what did it used to be that she enjoyed so much? I could 100% see her knowing how to consistently throw down for the cerebral/ head cannon stuff than the crude straight to fucking crap we see nowadays

>>102402977
she used to like the lewdness of it but it's so normalized now that she just thinks it's gross and boring

>>102403257
fair. especially here, the the combination on schizo and autism brings out some uniquely cringe chatters spawning in

>>102402901
Lumi literally contributes to gooner culture, stfu

I think Lumi is an awful person irl and I would hate her. I still like to watch her streams tho

>>102403688
that's funny. I feel the exact opposite

>>102403688
Lumi is only awful because of her unresolved mental illness, I wouldn't like her either but I just choose to see her as Lumi so I love her

we are live:
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Gloomi is too scary

>>102403688
Have you listened to any RedScare? I guarantee Lumi is just like them, positives and negatives.

>>102405777
QRD?

>>102407983
Americanized Eastern Euro who partakes in city life, modern fashion trends and overall mean girl-esque attitude. Sense of superiority and bitchiness but more laid back then average American women of similar nature, high chance of self-dislike mired with self-deprecating humour but still defined with a reserved "better then you" look. The type to know a little bit of their mother tongue yet still refer to themselves as "Polish, Russian, Armenian etc." to distinguish themselves. History of unsteady relationships and will ultimately get pregnant in their mid to late thirties. Will probably quit smoking around that time but not the wine. Play the first two hours of Gta IV and you'll see the vibe of where they grew up or atleast spent part of their youth.

Her customer service voice sounds exactly like Jelly or am I imagining things?

>>102409784
I didn't hear it, it just sounded like a passive aggressive white girl to me

>>102401618 (OP)
Not gonna lie, former Kaneko Lumi supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Lumi crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this girl get stay single forever.

>>102403688
knowing how females are, i know she's probably awful, i'd still wife her up though.
since all females are awful, i'd rather have someone pretty to look at while i'm suffering

>>102409996
hold on, you think vtubers aren't all just one person?
you still dont know that they're all being voice by one person using a voice changer?
you fool!!

>>102410469
yeah I doubt you are going to have that problem with the "females"

>>102410625
are you saying he should pursue trans women?

>>102410671
let's hope the third time is the charm because your verbiage anchors a mindset that makes it irrelevant

>>102410625
i actually am very charming, anon, i'm well liked by females and women alike

>>102410862
why?

>>102401891
This

>>102401891
I would rather she put her bra and panties in my car instead

>>102402523
>if he does he doesn't tell Lumi
I wonder how Lumi would react to that. Knowing her own baby brother is keeping secrets from her

>>102402901
>Unless she's desperate for money
You absolute fucking retard, this bitch IS goonerbait. One day you and the other Gumicucks will look back on memories of Lumi 10 years from now and hang your head in shame on why you wasted so much of your time. Faggot

>>102415264
I'm not saying she's pure, she's still goonerbait in her own way. But something like onlyfans isn't her style.

>>102415706
People need to remember that most women aren't gooners or OF girls. Most of them just want to have a normal relationship with a man. Lumi is one of those women

>>102415706
Every woman has their price, and she did cyberdates in cyberlive. Dont say a woman who takes money online wouldnt every consider it, dumbass

>>102415967
she should have a normal relationship with me

>>102415967
But Lumi wants to be in a relationship with Starbro

I miss the gumi hivemind. things are more fun when everyone is on the same page. Pareto's impact has become increaingly obnoxios. it is more than just protracted uncanny valley moments like at the start of stream. it seems like even the residule awarenss for doubt has evaporated and even minutes worth of the same dialogue are perceived as entirely different.

>>102417860
You in particular is why I don't use this thread

>>102418558
Schizobabble

>>102418558
I'm sorry, I just post here because I love Lumi

>>102422294
and she brings me joy

>>102422294
>>102422406
Lumi hates you

>>102421497
anon is annoyed that the gumis are acting like emotionally stunted autistic children. he suspects a gumi culture shift whittling away their social shame had gone too far and removed a needed source of self-awareness. anon cites pareto meaning the gap in actual human value is either undermining anon's capacity for a charitable outlool or demonstrating time and energy would be better spent elsewhere

>>102422294
You did nothing wrong bud

>>102422294
>>102422406
never forget that anything that may seem mean or shitty written here is directed at you. a flex, an explanation of why someome is retarded, whatever - if it feels douchy it is there to chase off antis or something similar. this thread was made to be enjoyed by people like you. not dicks like me

>>102421453
Your using it right now though

I wonder why Lumi needs thigh high boots

>>102415264
I always found the things vtubing "provides" to be every bit as repellant as the idea of a brothel playing host to any woman I would want to be associated with, much less serving as a sanctuary. I came for the exact opposite reason.
I knew exactly what type of person interested me most; long before I even knew she actually existed. the coincidences required to drag me here at the exact moment she was present were less likely than winning the lottery. I had to poke around even if I thought the whole thing was schizo.
I was pleasantly surprised to find myself learning what makes charity a virtue. so yes, time very well spent. sorry but you are bitter and retarded pond scum.
as an aside, she is really sweet, but frankly someone who cant bring themselves to find an opsec friendly/deniable just to sneak around her own server is not mentally prepared to even begin to mentally prepare for the vulnerability to commit.
she can be baby anout anyyhing else. But even a turbo provider/baby pair would agree that person who should be most worried about sending in resumes has been her this whole time. no one can afford to still be paralyzed when the time comes

>>102423759
she certainly wont need underwear with them

>>102423759
Jeans? Today she wanted to remind them??

>>102425754
anon. thats hot. if she did it on purpose and the jeans thing wasnt some horifying rape she was either cool and flirting or straight ul doom scrolling and rubbing one out

>>102423759
She needs to look her best when she works the streets at night

>>102427578
how dare you

I feel bad about lumi's feet thing. I remember making a comment she read about how gross it was. it only lasted a second but her model is so expressive I still feel bad. Im not into feet but I am sure hers are very nice

Cute Lemon

>>102423759
she makes a lot of impulse purchases

>>102430910
brat face

>>102430944
They're bdsm boots to step on my balls with

>>102422294
cucked

>>102431524
Loving Lumi is not being cucked

>>102431655
It is after all you've learned of her

>>102431655
Her own words

>>102431707
How could my virgin hotwife say these things, it can't be true

>>102431668
all I've learned is that people will insert their fetishes into anything

>>102422514
hate you too tardwife
>>102430910
is that a grateful dead shirt?
>>102430944
she must hsve been in a mood

nice! let's see if chat can just enjoy what she during stream without looping crude sunbro tier lasiciousness or similarly autistic puritanical screeching.

>>102433469
cute art

>see Lumi is live
>click stream
>hear her voice
>coom

>>102433877
she's such a sweetheart
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

what's up with xalamon lately?

She's gonna break when the engine will break after the first crank?

>>102434224
i cant wait, it will be so funny

she just confirmed her and dizzy just sit there and shit talk other women's looks

>>102434841
all women do that