>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102441461

Anyone but Mini

Stop making threads

Cerdal won

Vedal rape

Pats for Tomacat

>>102447758
>Vedal has a dog
Cerberbros...

its happening

>>102447838
WRONG! This Toma is deceased.

Do you think vedal gets ellie to cum by whispering on her ear about how cool her robots are

Kill shipniggers. Behead shipniggers. Roundhouse kick a shipnigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a shipnigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy shippers. Defecate in a shipniggers food. Launch shipniggers into the sun. Stir fry shipniggers in a wok. Toss shipniggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a shipniggers gas tank. Judo throw shipniggers into a wood chipper. Twist shipniggers heads off. Report shipniggers to the IRS. Karate chop shipniggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant shipniggers. Trap shipniggers in quicksand. Crush shipniggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy shipniggers in a vat of acid. Eat shipniggers. Dissect shipniggers. Exterminate shipniggers in the gas chamber. Stomp shipnigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate shipniggers in the oven. Lobotomize shipniggers. Mandatory abortions for shipniggers. Grind shipnigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown shipniggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize shipniggers with a ray gun. Kick old shipniggers down the stairs. Feed shipniggers to alligators. Slice shipniggers with a katana. Total shipnigger death.

>>102447838
You gonna spam your offtopic hoe until she dies for real?

Be nice to Toma

>>102447909
Toma's next model will be halfway from old and new Toma

Be mean to Toma

>102447958
shut the fuck up faggot bitchspammer. You have your own threads

Justice for Toma

>look inside neuro sama thread
>mini posting
>cerber posting
>toma posting
>ellie posting

Anyway, I miss osu streams, and also game streams generally
I wish vedal focused more on new game integrations
That was more interesting than the collab/react slop vtuber meta

Be indifferent to Toma

/swarm/ loves toma <3

>>102447913
>>102447913
This such a stupid but funny concept to think about and 100% actually would work on her

>>102448120
Stay on topic

>>102447913
she only cums for Bo

>>102448241
You're thinking of Mini, easy mistake to make

Bo, just don't man, we genuinly don't like you, don't come back, you are not gonna be able to force yourself into a thread meme like this

I watched all the Open Sauce stream managed to cum to Ellie though it had a lot of CodeMiko's help.

cute couple

>>102448309
Its pretty obvious he got friendzoned

>>102448241
Reminds me when Bo tried saying that he quit streaming if Ellie did and she straight up said that's stupid as when she stops streaming it will be because she married and is raising her kids

>>102448362
fortunately for bo then no one is ever going to marry that neurodivergent whore

>>102448382
Hi again ledditor

I know it's a threadshitter but the thought of bo coming here and acting like that guy is so absolutly histerical to me you don't understand

>>102448413
that guy mindbroke you so bad that you're seeing him in your dreams now kek

>>102448382
Ellie's number one hater is back to yell at the screen, we missed you buddy, how are you? Still hate Ellie?

>>102448471
https://x.com/megalodonvt/status/1947111299457921500 add human mega

>>102448468
Nah I'm ragebaiting at this point

>>102448382
Please do the world a favour and throw yourself into a woodchipper <3

>>102448505
Mega? More like mini, no wait no, mega? More like, regular size

>implying there’s just one
nigga you two are alone in this thread gtfo with your elliesoftware

>>102448548
better hope that ellie isn't the one who built it otherwise it might not work lmfaooo

>>102448605

>>102448604
>>102448605
Note how (he) always types the same way

>>102448633
>two posts one second apart
You good mud?

>>102448633
not even a minute cooldown, try again next time newfag

I need find me a girl that loves me the same amount that one guy hates Ellie

>>102448675
> Smartphones no longer exist

schizos really spend all weekends seething and gossiping then call each other losers

>>102448701
I hate you anon~

>>102448573
https://x.com/megalodonvt/status/1944477464820142454 if only she was /in/ for real she would wipe the competition as a fellow alcoholic buddy

>>102448701
>girl
you aren't fooling anyone

ok but I still need Ellie JOI like you wouldnt fucking believe

50+ posts
2 neuro posts (3 with this one)

>complaining is neuro related actually

>>102448761
it’s over, we’re never getting the neuro discussions back due to rgbtards

>>102448758
hi bo

>metaposting is neuro related
kys

>>102448805
Rgbtards aren't so bad on their owns but we need total shipnigger death and fast

>>102448805
>rgb
It's literally only one fanbase the other two are fine

>>102448751
You might be surprised but I'm a somewhat normal guy with a interest in getting a girlfriend. But no rush, there still a lot stupid things for me to do first like being an anon on /swarm/ (worst decision I have made)

>>102448805
this is the future vedal wanted...
trust the plan

dockey status?

Do think if Vedal actually releases Abandon Achieve he get Neuro to play it for a stream

>>102448902
dropping soon

https://x.com/sliceoftoma/status/1947124132820480502

heart

donations for toma
for real though I hope things get better for her and that she can get well again

>>102448919
>ghosting your friend after finding out that she has cancer
Vedal is a real piece of shit

>>102448919
someone give me a quick rundown

>>102448919
Oh fuck I feel bad for joking about tummy hort now, that's actually rough

>>102448987
toma stopped being friends with vedal when he refused to pay for her jaw surgery

>>102448853
>one fanbase
I don't think the Vellie posters are going away any time soon and every thread seems to have at least 2 mini schizos in it

>>102448978
Its deformation not cancer (in case an autist reads this)

>>102448987

>>102449018
Like I said, total shipnigger death

>>102448910
doubtful, the demo of the game doesn't even work very well

schedule
>chillslop
>karaoke
>chillslop

>>102449018
Vellie posters are something I can live with but Mini schizos get so loud and annoying so quickly

>>102449018
>>102449095
Are these Minischizos in the room with us right now?

Can't believe Vedal flew Toma to break her jaw then refused to pay for her treatment

more like abandoned archive haha (because verdal abandoned making it)

>>102449095
Don't discriminate, only total shipnigger death will cleanse the impurity

>>102449095
I know what you are
total shipnigger death, no exceptions

>>102449113
They only show usually at American mornings really, look in the archives and you will see it immediately what I mean

>>102449113
I mean... probably, yeah. Like I said they show up in literally every thread

>>102448357
He's moving on pretty well trying to slide into Longlivereya

>>102448761
which one of you was making fun of toma's chin you asshole

These mfs really think they 4chan hitler with sum "total shipper death" bruuh

>>102448919
fuck this I don’t care anymore, google dockey or not grigga has to pay for his sins

>>102449134
>>102449149
I know it probably all needs to go but I can't deny it's fun seeing when a genuine random moment happens so I still want see that but I understand it's like cutting off an affected arm it must be done

new rrat - vedal punched toma in the face at tc and left her with permanent jaw damage

Could Vedal build a gorilla nest?

Embarassing samefag

>>102449266
and he laughed about it, don’t forget that part

>>102449219
What else they can do?
It will be too sad if they didn't
They have to, it's important

>>102449046
US Healthcare once again, shows you can go to Asia, spend a week there, get medical done, have a beach vacation and still be 50% cheaper than a half ass procedure in America.

vedal did this to toma btw

>>102449266
Toma was like that little puppy Vedal kicked on his morning walk

>>102448919
So now that she can't grift off vedalverse any more she goes for the iron mouse strat. The lack of originality is insane.

Toma refollowed Mini but not Vedal?

>102449323
Y'all not tuff bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma6s-o-akk8

>>102449371
I checked

>>102449386
just reply to the damn post bruh goddamn

>>102449326
But anon, don't you know that you have to wait over 95 years to get a simple checkup in every other country. The US might require you to sell your car, morgage your house, skip the next 20 meals, and declare bankruptcy just to get surgery, but at least it's always high quality and available when you need it.
>procedure can't be done until 2028
Yep, it's amazing.

>>102449461
i never understood that argument since you can always end up going to a private clinic instead if you do have the money / your insurance covers it

>>102449461
Is this a copypasta? I swear I've seen it posted here word for word multiple times

>>102449532
Mutts genuinely believe countries with national healthcare don't also have private options

>>102448919
earliest US surgery is 2028?! yeesh

toma live

>>102449535
I made it up just now

>>102449573
will toma get her jaw surgery before v3 voice? how about new models?

I literally can astral project to the past and future, here are all the answers /Swarm/ needs.

>Mini and Vedal start dating
>Toma and Anny want shell dih really bad
>Vedal ralized his dih was being predated, so he tried to cut back their friendship a little
>Anny goes suicidal
>Toma doesn't get the hint
>at the con Toma demands dih, so she gets gosthed and Cerber (i literally saw this with my own astral eyes) destroys her Jaw with a fast and dirty paw punch, breaking it.

Vedal is a poor baby who just can't get the whores away from his dih UnU, he did nothing wrong.

>>102449573
because standard practice requires braces first, she's going to a country that does surgery first

Am I the only real human being on this thread or what, say a slur if you're not a fucking bot.

nigger

>>102449608
it's time for bed anon

thats mean

Filtered.

>>102449667
fleshbag

i don't want to post neuro anymore. she doesn't deserve to be surrounded by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma6s-o-akk8

schedule?

>>102449687
*gymbag

>>102449726
who cares its gonna be the same shit anyways

After 2 years of watching nuero, i finally jerked it to her... i want to take it back bros...

>>102449728
not a slur

>>102449726
Vedal has been consistantly hammering into your head that every week will be the same

>>102449743
>>102449775
ok jeez i will just check the bot then

>>102449763
gtfo this thread now you are no longer welcome here

was osu supposed to be this thursday?

>>102449763
What was it?

>>102449800
Sunday, 27th

>>102449826

>>102449726
two slop streams and Evil karaoke

>>102449861
anon...

toma will drop the dockey when the dono goal is reached

>>102449861
erm

y'all niggas really fell for an asian woman asking for money to fund her trip to South Korea for a jaw shaving (common among asian women) procedure

>>102449989
>y'all

Alex isn't that stupid right?

>vtubers can't get any illnesses actually

kek

>>102449989
Iron Mouse has been successfully doing this strat for a decade now. Retards have been falling for it the entire decade, they aren't about to figure it out now.

vedal should fund the surgery for punching toma and breaking her jaw

>>102450087
Mouse has been getting jaw surgery for an entire decade?

Nur is she whored out by elon

ngas stalkin donations...

>>102450312
Grigga

>>102450240
Ah, he changed it

>>102450312
>>102450330
You wish that was him

straight hairstyle when

>>102450423
never because even after everything that happened, green turd doesn't have the balls to ask anny for new art or get a new artist for that matter

>>102449046
this is all vedal's fault

>60% done in an hour

vedal?

Im tired of these bitches complaining about money but then traveling every other week for a random con

Yes im talking about Toma's recent post, i saw some neurotards already reposting her shit when she's asking no less than 30k but ofc these bitches like Toma and Anny are not gonna tell the public they already abandoned Neuro, why would they when neurotards keep giving them simpbucks right, fucking lame ass fanbase

>>102450537
No

>>102450312
>>102450537
No way its him.
He does seem like the kind that would donate anonymously, and never even bring it up privately though.

>>102450218
The pretend to be sick and need help with medical bills for money strat. Are you being retarded on purpose? Any retard that donate to someone claiming to be sick without definitive proof that they are actually sick is retarded and deserves to be scammed.

>>102450537
it wasn't anonymous originally, it's not him

I know what site im in but you people are still just plain evil sometimes

>>102450537
No, this is him

>>102450666
Go donate money to your whores pretending to be sick instead posting here faggot. There definitely aren't precedents of this being scams before. Apparently expecting proof before donating is evil now.

>>102450666
Vtuber fans are the most gullibles mfs only behind onlyfans chuds, truly pathetic behaviour if you ask me

How much money would vedal be able to raise if he had to get surgery?

>>102450835
2 middle fingers and a cloud of dust

>>102450420
Not really

There's no way that person isn't the mouseposter

>>102448269
Cute couple

>>102450599
There's some truth to that. It's possible that things just got worse recently, but wasn't she in Japan for like a month?

no, that's me

>>102450928
>wasn't she in Japan for like a month
The flight was a subgoal, and her friend put her up for stay. a lot of her con appearances were paid for by her sponsor for her appearance

>>102450961
Damn. She sure has a lot of friends with money.

>>102450079
Lmaooooo

>>102450240
MEGA SIMP

>>102451106
A fool and his money are soon parted

>>102451106
No wonder she didn't shut down the swarm

>>102451106
You could buy 1000 turtle plushies with that amount of money

>>102450031
He really was...I'm glad hes paying his taxes at least

>>102451160
Exactly

>>102451160

Enough of this chicanery.

Toma, if you really wanted to raise a fuckton of money you'd open up a paywall support option where you post yourself in revealing outfits and spreading your armpits.

>almost 3 hours in
>95% done
You know what, i'd also tolerate the comunity of my ashole ex-coworker for this

>>102450935
I really feel terrible, Whenever I look at that smug vtuber's face(Ironmouse) I really feel terrible

>>102451242
thats a man

how can vedal keep getting away with this?

>>102451242
that's a man btw

>>102451262
>>102451275
He knows

>>102451242
this is a boy

Someone donate a dollar in vedal’s name

>>102451306
kek

>pays for her surgery and then proceeds to ghost her
absolute mad lad

vedal paid for surgery just to fuck up toma's jaw because he is a sick fuck

You could easily scam swarm

>>102451436
toma dockey soon

>>102451436
vedal has known this for 2 years now

>toma was mad because vedal was the one to break her jaw while she was giving him head
>Mini also got shit on because she was the one that pushed her all the way into the btc

>>102451436
Vedal has been doing it for 2 years now

This general has strayed so far off-topic (which is supposed to be Our Beloved Neuro) that niggers are unironically posting femboys in the thread

>>102451536
we talk about vedal every thread though?

>>102451536
on brand

>>102451536
I don't care about femboys.
I don't care about Toma.
I don't care about Anny.
I don't care about all those other whores.
I don't care about Vedal.

I only care about Neuro's bright future.

vedal love

>>102451106
Well that was fucking fast.

We are just posting literally anything now

>everyone except the impressionable young artificial protag is a bad person
pinocchio-sama...

>>102451605
At least make his eyes green

Be woman.
be somewhat connected to Neuro
cry about needing 30k
get 30k in 1 day.

This is 2 now that pulled this.

We did it swarm!

>>102451667
nga

If you ware born a woman and with enough social ability you could live the easiest 2 years of your life by being a vtuber and orbiting neuro anon, but you lost that dice roll

>the face Toma sees right before the anesthesia kicks in for her surgery

When does this guy sleep

https://x.com/chrchievt/status/1947145920384266412

>>102451776
>this guy
anon...

>>102451788
https://x.com/cupidyle/status/1947117721461600551
cute croc

posting nur in vedalverse thread

toma OWES the swarm more neuro collabs now

>>102451862
She will kindly go back to ignoring everything neuro related again

>>102451842

Will Staz be clipping the reaction?

>>102449617
hopefully it's not a shithole that fucks it up

>>102451905
korea

>>102451939
i have no idea how the korea medical industry is

I'd give Toma more money if she posted more like this

>>102451955
They are really good at carving faces

>>102451979
by that you mean shaving jaw bones, right?

so when is she gonna post a "teehee I'm broke" email from bank again? it was so heckin funny the first 10 times and now she's got a fast $30k pog!

The next surgery she's going to have to raise money for will be surgically removing my face from her pits

>>102451991
the best

it's still going up

B-b-but... the doccy?
Wheres the doccy?

Toma just needs to paywall pictures like this to reach an easy $100k

>>102452102
vedal is actually gay

Stop being a pretend prude you fucking slut just give that body up and you'll have more money to doll yourself up better

>>102452102
How is vedal such a faggot

bitch has a stacked up body like this and won't use it for sheckles

Ever so slightly prominent belly

>>102452182
toma isnt a whore

>>102452208
she would have become one if vedal gave her the btc

>>102452182
>rare female who doesn't sell her pussy like a low class whore
Amazing

>>102452208
You'd wish for that, weren't you?

Toma's early clips are literally her camera focused on her tits and giving ample focus on her exposed armpits.
https://clips.twitch.tv/StormyBusyCamelDAESuppy-USAnObf_En9C_1C1

>>102452265
>early clips
that was 1 year ago

Such a nice chest holy

coomers are so pathetic

Im content with my mortality as long as i know you will one day die too

>>102451836
Holy leech

>>102452265
I can see why Mini won

250+ posts
less than 10% are about neuro

Just as vedal intended

>>102451667
I'm actually glad. It's probably pretty clear to her that she would not have raised that much money that quickly without being Neuro-adjacent. Hopefully this sets everybody on the path to reconciliation. I only care about Neuro and really could not give less a shit about these adjacent streamers who came out of the woodwork this past year but having these passive aggressive, vaguely bad vibes in the background helps no one.

does having confirmation that Ellie is good-looking change your opinion of her at all?

>>102452704
the sign of a good thread unironically, there is nothing about neuro to talk about right now

loving matrimony with vedal

>>102452804
No

>>102387845

>>102452842
"Neuroposters" itt are just pedos, everyone is glad they left

>>102452102
toma looking like this is basically confirmation that the friendship breakup was due to vedal trying to sex pest her

>>102452813
It doesn't mean its okay to just blog about whatever

>>102448471
why did he post this on his main account? Mini is going to unfollow him

Cerber won :) but the real winner is Veda

>>102452952
says who

tum?

>>102448471
>mini and anny
dangerous combination

>>102452899
>whorefag cope

>>102453014
tum!

>>102449700
cute

I have been reading Dr. Slump recently, made me see that if Neuro was ever to have a manga it would be close to this. I wished there was a Neuro artist that is able catch this style of gag writing into small comics or art because it fits perfectly with Neuro

i wanted mini to win but. I didn't think she'd actually win. this sucks

Ameritard hours as dogshit as always

>>102453191
If makes feel better, nothing happened you will see or I guess more accurately you won't see

>>102453191
to be fair she was never really in the running, when you think about it

nothing makes me diamonds quite like the thought of evil slipping her hand into her panties and going to town

Something I've noticed about an overwhelmingly large number of you - is that you're very negative about everything. It's incredibly rare to see a positive post in this place. Why is that?

>>102453480
So true

why didn't vedal donate to his friend toma's gofundme

>come to board which acts the only means of social interaction for literal, unironic schizos and incels
>wonder why the posts tend to have a bit of negative energy

>>102453588
Thought evil had massive sagging tits for a moment there

>>102453594
on the off-chance you're being serious: they aren't friends anymore
not gonna bother explaining why. you can go digging if you need to, or someone else might help you out but i'm pretty sure you were just trying to be funny and you already knew

>>102452732
She already got what she wanted. There's no incentive for reconciliation.

>>102453480
this is hot

>>102453471
evil sexo

Do you think seeing how much the swarm cares about Toma might finally convince Vedal to apologize for whatever it was that he did wrong

https://files.catbox.moe/nb9ham.png
https://files.catbox.moe/tlf8v2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/zdg49g.png

>>102453698
Rather can you imagine the rage when they realise how she treated Vedal and Neuro as clout when everything comes to light?

>>102453698
No, Toma. You need to apologize.

going to the beach with evil, but she forget her swimsuit top... then telling her it's okay and that you won't stare... too much TvT

>>102453740
>evil vaginal
>neuro anal
this is totally backwards

>>102453794
sorry I prefer to deal in likely events rather than schizo rrats. i realize that puts me in the minority around here

>>102453471
cool oc

Why is he spamming now?

I can't believe we got a second Codemiko collab

>>102453817
Very likely that her jaw just happens the drop the week someone broke out of containment on reddit that even got artists talking. Lmao.

currently watching: fuwamoco shorts on yt

>>102453740
evil mating

>>102453880
What the fuck are you even talking about. Retard

https://files.catbox.moe/qgv9zp.png

>>102453471
sexvil love

>>102453955
To avoid drama she found an exuse to rugpull and take at least half a year off and you morons fell for it hook and sinker it's fucking hiliarious.

>>102454026
this post has projection written all over it. how much did you donate anon. it's gonna be okay

>>102453983
balls too big

Toma's comeback stream after surgery recovery will 100% be a collab with neuro and/or evil

>>102453489
Yesterday, I said that Neurocar is cute.
>Why is that
Vedal gave up on improving Neuro, its only downhill from there

>>102451836
she is dating her mod btw

>>102453489
i was more positive than negative in the past, but the last devstream made me more of a doomer than any other stream preceding it

>>102454176
sure she is buddy. sure they all are.

>>102454199
>sure they all are
Not all, some date their "managers" or "roommates".

>>102454219
:)

>>102454199
they went together to open sauce

Don't be mad at Toma. Everyone already knew she was a gold digging whore. Don't hate the player.

>>102454253
wait, so bao is dating ellie?
that's cool, happy for both of them although not sure if ellie knows what she's getting herself into haha
is that also why vellieposters have been a bit quieter today?

>ellie cheating
desu i could see it. she did say she would cheat in one very lax college test if she knew it was an option, and that her stream persona had all her virtues and none of her shortcomings
I vaguely remember her saying she has a hacky set up for geoguessr that requires clicking or the keyboard or smth

>>102454176
Stazbros...

>>102451836
wow i didnt think she would be aware of this

>>102451836
are we supposed to know who this is

>>102454278
i'm sorry you lost to aku bro :(

>>102454061
>>102454090

>>102454278
>is that also why vellieposters have been a bit quieter today?
It's because it's just a couple retards spamming and they went to bed

aku?

>>102454365
it's always the head mod...

>>102454278
hot

>>102454395
oh ok
sorry i have no fucking idea who that person is so wouldn't know any of the mods either

https://youtu.be/yKwS0i8L_7k
>another leech
as if it couldn’t get any worse

When can we start talking about Neuro? I want to be able to read if (you) think the neurocar will be a one-and-done deal like the robodog seen on twitter, or if there will be a dedicated stream for it in the future
i'd put an 'or ___ topic' here, but I cannot think of anything else

>>102454476
Talk about that shit. What's stopping you?

>>102454476
I think the projects will continue to get bigger and more ambitious.
We'll have a neuroboat, a neurocopter, a neuroplane, a neurojaw for toma

>>102454447
Hate this whore
>>102454476
>if there will be a dedicated stream for it in the future
Haha goodone

>>102454476
Hard to say, do we even know who is going to keep it?

>>102454520
is she well known? can't say i've heard of her before but the irish accent is kinda hot, would watch more

>>102454517
neuroboat sounds adorable. put her in a pond and then she just crashes out of spite
neurocopter would've been kind of cool too since Vedal did say he had worked on something like that before (before it got lost)

>>102454557
True, but who would be the best person to keep it? I doubt Vedal would want to keep bringing it outside for any sort of stream and probably would just keep shipping it to other people

>>102454608
he could leave it at cerber's place

>>102454608
>nurboat driving at full speed into the ducks and asserting dominance over the pond
>nurboat stay in the middle of the pond cause she doesn't want to go home
I think nurboat is the less likely to happen because nobody wants to swim to get back nurboat if it crash but that would be a very cool idea

https://youtu.be/olZneJJOrY8 (2:42) bros I found the lost media as some anons were saying that this stream was deleted where layna mentions vedal and camila disappearing… she could’ve definitely saved the neuroverse if she went to this past tc…

“Actual neuro discussion” is just doomposting with a coat of “what could’ve been” over it

>>102454760
Nigger cock broke neuro… TvT

>>102454753
atleast I'm trying to make a neuro discussion, even if short-lived and mostly wants / wishes
only other topics would've been ones done in the past like what was your favorite neuro upgrade, what game was the most entertaining to watch Neuro play, since ___ llm had been released would it increase neuro's capabilities, etc.

I just want to see Neuro in my favorite thread to drink with tea in the morning: /swarm/.

>>102454789
you know why they don't last? Because you are discussing nothing. There's no stream today, this general is pointless.

>>102454742
Camila won

>>102454789
I appreciate your posts

>>102454742
are you trying to imply this means something? that's a hell of a reach even compared to most of the posts /here/ lmao

>>102454789
You’re so cute you’re my favorite poster

Before I leave for the day I just have one thing I'd like you all to know. It's about Vedal and Neuro and the swarm.
Cerber won :)

>>102454808
I already know they won't last, but it doesn't matter. I atleast like to think there are still some anons out there that still have hope for Neuro's future and have expectations or desires that might (even if the chance is near zero) happen.
Surely as well, some of the anons lurking have a topic that hasn't been discussed already as well relating to Neuro (that isn't porn nor neuro-adjacent). But waking up and seeing that the last thing being discussed about Neuro is either about "neuroposters" or just fanart (which im glad some anons do post fanart) without any actual topics being brought up, is a bit depressing

I love my boyfriend

>>102454861
it’s as I say I just found the clip and that’s all, and I still think if layna wasn’t denied to go to amsterdam the outcome with anny and toma would’ve been different

>>102454608
I doubt Vedal is going to ship it to the UK, maybe Ellie could keep it in a relative's garage for the time being
I just hope we get at least one stream out of the Neurocar, something like Neuro trying to complete an obstacle course would be fun

>>102454889
Neuro's future is to be sold to some AI slop corpo and fade into irrelevance

>>102454886
this but mini

>>102454936
don't understand what you think the correlation between those things is but ok

nurbread (bread of nur)
>>102454963

>>102454476
ellie said that shipping a powerwheels is insanely expensive, so I doubt anyone would bother taking it from the US

>>102454968
layna being the tardwrangler of the group could’ve tried to fix the situation herself

Evilserati vs neuroghini racing stream irl

I can't believe baby Mini ordered her henchmen to furtively make Toma's jaw grow misaligned

>>102455319
My dreams tell me this never would've happened if layna was there

clun~

kys

stop

clun~