117 - Get Troll'd Edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base for making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating; otherwise, use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

>I see the rentry! How do I join?
Just DM letmebeyouranchor on discord to join! Is an opt-in and you can always request to be removed later on!

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
Niji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307
Also, hololist with other minor agencies opening auditions: https://hololist.net/news/tag/audition/

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm
/ASP/list: https://rentry.co/asplist
Recurrent Vtuber Questions: https://pastebin.com/UXYkrALE

Previous Thread: >>102375342

>>102454496 (OP)
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/-asp-iring-vtubers-18301794

>>102454496 (OP)
Why commission a live2d that looks like a vroid with a hoodie?

>>102454890

Wasn't the previous thread a different one? Baker-san...

>>102454496 (OP)
live now with some Rimworld
https://www.twitch.tv/purrsonvt
i bet Uma Musume pussy grips like a retard hugging a puppy

>>102455512
i was gonna commission an artist but they jacked up their prices after i sent them a message, so i'm still on a premade

>>102454496 (OP)
Previous Thread: >>102409027

>>102454496 (OP)
>guy in a hoodie vroid
Woah so unique

Anyone have any good tips on yapping? I think I’m ok at it but I’ve run into an issue where I get distracted so I don’t finish my thought or ramble and feel like I haven’t quite gotten to my point as strongly as I could have.

>>102456612
The word vtuber appears 18 times in the previous thread. Including in the OP.

The word schizo appears 30 times.

>>102457730
Vtube, vtuber and vtubing combined have 25 mentions. Words prefixed by “schizo” have 31 mentions.

>>102456739
I'm tired, boss. when will we get aspies that do unique content?

>>102457862
Post your link if you’re so unique

>>102457889
Im just a watcher, nigga. and i aint got enough time to be staring at streams all day of the same games everyone else have played

>>102457862
We already do

>>102457920
So you’re a dull person who craves the artistic vision of people more creative than yourself while contributing nothing

>I ain’t got time.
Mindless slop watching faggot

>>102457975
His content is so boring you post the same exact image every time over and over

>>102457920
>im a watcher
There’s no actual viewers in this thread try again rottie

qrd on asp?

>>102457862
not many vtubers do kaizo

Anyone recently applied to Hololive? Did you get a view?

>>102458294
Someone asks a legit question
People
Reply to the schizo instead

>>102458294
I heard he was trying to get laid

I'm sure a lot of asps have a game they use for more relaxing streams but if you don't have one try Uma Musume. It's what I play on Mondays when I know I don't have the energy for something bigger or multi-player!

Iriya fell off

>>102457862
I am unique, but that is not good.
I do something hard to imitate, but that just secludes me.
I do what most won't, but that just makes me an outlier.
People knows that my choice is different, but they also choose differently.

Now, if you will, do not lie about uniqueness.
You don't want everyone's uniqueness, you don't care about it, nobody does.
What you look for, what we all want, is that content which caters to us.
But no one here, no one anywhere were it matters, can talk about that.

>>102458730
Imma keep it real with you chief I'm not playing gacha slop on stream

>>102458944
Tupo...

Tier list this. Tier list that. What about the asp iceberg?

>>102459341
The entire berg is above water. Even the schizos here are so facile and surface level you couldn't make an interesting chart out of them.

>>102459589
>admitting to not knowing what lurks beneath the surface of the thread
Anon…

>>102458944
>You don't want everyone's uniqueness
This is the kernel of truth. Viewers will say they want "different" and "unique" and then watch 6 hours of lets play gameplay and call it cgdct.

>>102457313
Write down your yap topics and stick to them. If you lose track, look at the paper or ask your chat what you were talking about. Bonus points if you giggle or laugh it off. Yap about your various interests, some nerdy facts you know, or, since this is an anime-adjacent interest, talk about anime! Anime you've watched, want to watch, what your chat has been watching, etc. Good luck!

Iriya fell on (my dick)

honk honk

I want to choke Camui with my cock

>>102460066
Schizo

>>102458294
They don't call this place the crab bucket for nothing.

>>102460143
Can't find the song I wanted to send
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_apfQnIsSkg

>>102458730
Please kill yourself you retard nigger

nastiest ASPIE voice?
Tupo is up there

>>102461050
This post will go over real well with the unemployed.

>>102461065
Why do you always get angry when someone insults someone elses voice?

>>102460076
Why would Arax post this

>>102461088
Why should anyone be okay with insults

>>102461050
Tupo is just ESL. They always sound a little gross

>>102461120
So you believe there is no such thing as an ugly unattractive voice? There are also no ugly people right?

Aspie with a super sexy british twink voice I can crank it to?

Would you be mad if your favored /asp/ie abandoned this thread in favor of another?

>>102461166
Suka

>>102461088
>why do you
It is I. John Ayespee.

>>102461166
Gurun but he'll try to get in your head and make you as crazy as he is then destroy you while he posts his cock on main

>>102461171
They already did. I'm not mad at all. They are their own person and I would do the same in their position.

>>102461166
charleyfolds

>>102461171
I probably would fit in a couple threads or I could just start a niche interest thread and slowly migrate in later but I would rather get there naturally.

>>102461171
He already left and only posts in /vrt/ and /wvt/.

>>102461222
back off that's my folds

>>102461222
Charleyfolds sounds nasty though

Baking a trash thread for us gooners

>>102461394
I’m going to post diaper porn >:3c

>>102461125
No?
Raora is fucking HOT
Cecilia is fucking HOT
Kiara is fucking HOT
Most of holoID is fucking HOT
Don't you dare to say they all sound like shit

>>102461159
I was raised right and told not to say anything if I didn't have anything nice to say

>>102461627
Lmao

>>102461166
Sunalbionis

>>102461627
>Lists women
Male, brown ESLs sound nasty. This help you? Tupo has a classic mumbly brown third world voice

>>102461627
The anti-ESL schizo only wants to be spoon-fed slop with a newscaster mid-atlantic accent. Pity them like I do.

Why didn't any of my friends stop by my stream yesterday or today, do I have any friends?

>>102461166
Digby

Hello /asp/
I love /asp/ies
Post you're favourite /asp/ie of the day today
I pick Daiya today!

>>102461919
Maybe post your link next time

>>102461919
You might have more friends if you stopped larping like this.

>>102462087
What was his news?

>>102462387
I don't know. I don't watch him.

>>102461166
Me but I'm female.

What would be a good first video after a Vtuber model debut? Pic related is a humble "model" of myself

>>102462600
Link

>>102461125
>>102461050

>>102462649
https://www.twitch.tv/harumizukich

>>102462782
Do not let the opinion of those who would hide behind anonymity discourage you, philosopher potato. They will hate anyone for any reason they can, just look at what they try to do to Zeph.

>got recommended an /asp/ie in the wild on an account I don't watch /asp/ies on
Hammy's GMI

>>102457862
I made a video

>>102462649
You'll just have to guess. ;)

>>102462387
Upcoming loli model ToT

>>102461204
I want to let you know I had a good laugh at this post. Thanks anon.
I mean, thanks John.

>>102462782
i like your voice :)

>>102462947
doesn't matter what account you're on retard-chama, your ad targeting is based on your user identity which is inferred from cookies, browser useragent, ip address, time of visit, and so on

Is it okay to vent here? An autistic (as in real autism) trans girl is trying to groom me in every live. I'm not even a 2view. She's my only stable viewer... Fuck.

>>102463622
Ban them? If they're only coming to groom you then they're not worth keeping in your chat or community.

I got +2 female viewers in the past days, I'm GOATED!!!!

>>102463622
consummate the relationship

>>102462862
What a cute girl.

>>102463622
>trans
>groom
Schizo spotted. You're the only one that uses those wrods.

>>102463622
She going to mount you, lube up boy

>>102463622
You're getting her little transfem clitty hard quit it with the BFE

>>102463622
sorry my bad

>>102463622
A: not a girl so call him a he
B: ban

>>102463622
why do trans want to groom vtubers so much? I think I've had to deal with like 4 at this point...

>>102464245
well ftms like haru take testosterone and this makes them extremely horny since they don't know how to handle it naturally

I don't understand why anyone would want to go from woman (biological perfection) to man (ugly baldies)

I'd love to be groomed. I'm due for a haircut.

>>102464424
AHAHAHAH

>>102464424
It's always hilarious to see FtM girls go bald around their thirties, I guess that wasn't part of their tumblr fanfic

>>102464518
*accidentally cuts your ear*

>>102464632
It's okay. It grows back.

Somebody's back from vacation again.

>>102463622
ill take her if you dont want her

>>102461050
Any one of the trannies

tr/asp/h really fell off

Humpty Dumpty really fell off

MoMoMaid...

>>102461627
I have no idea who any of these people are.

>>102466239
It's taking a break.

>>102466505
How long of a break before it's officially dead?

>>102466874
Until the vt schizos fuck off to a different place.

>>102466385
The Lusty Momomoian Maid...

>see a new chuuba
>they copied my name
>they surprised me in follower count and ccv in a few months because they use a female model

I fucking hate this bros

Which /asp/ies do you think would do better as nocams?

>>102467840
None of them

>>102467694
get a better name johnny samurai darkflame

>>102467840
zeph

>>102467277
plenty of time my dear, plenty of time...

>>102462881
>>102463521

Comfy thread, I hope everyone is doing well today.

>>102467902
my name is normal and this bitch copied it
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyafortuna

>>102468528
Kek, I'm not even trying to be the male schizo right now but come on

>>102468528
>skinwalking Daiya
You’re a weirdo

Also he has a new model coming
https://x.com/daiyadiamandis/status/1947332637195944309

>>102468665
I heard it was a loli model, I got scammed

>>102468665
who the fuck is this
another person took my name?

>>102468665
wow I can't wait for it to look the exact fucking same

>>102468665
Is this what his clickbait stream was about?

>>102468665
>doing the RT reveal with so many lines
is this a meme or is he actually this fucking dumb

>>102469382
use your thinking cap anon, what do you think?

>>102469489
because its daiya it could be literally anyone else and i would assume its a bit but because its daiya its because hes a fucking retard

I want her

>>102469660
-head on a spike!

>>102469660
Name her please

>>102469660
I asked her and she said she said she doesn't want you.

>>102469660
she's a puppet. can't you see it?

to be happy

>>102469660
She hates you.

if i owned this site i would post the ip addresses of vagueposting rats

need daiya lewds

>>102469660
Sunshine...

>>102470586
Thank god you don't, or she would know that I miss her

>>102471077
im going to pray you die in your sleep you faggot

>>102471247
It'll be fine to draw my last breath while dreaming of her

>vaguepost
I'll never understand why some aspies don't fuck with me the way they do with others, makes me wonder what I did to be ignored.

>>102471011
Who?

>>102471953
Being too nice or timid makes you invisible. You have to have a strong personality to stick out

>>102469382
>>102469578
You are literally low IQ if you buy Daiya’s retarded act.
It’s a bit.
It’s a joke.
It’s for laughs.
Learn to take a joke.

>>102472840
Jokes are supposed to be funny. This retard is so unbelievably desperate to inflate his own worth that I wouldn't put it passed him to be genuine about shit like this.

>>102472617
I feel like I do? But I don’t know if it’s personality and just the fact no one cares.

How did you find or form your /asp/ friend groups?

>>102473535
I got invited and asked to do collabs and join discords because I'm not a socially inept incel.

>>102473317
It is funny
You’re just too bitter to accept it

>>102473535
I just come here for X period after (name I have archive search for bookmarked) is mentioned.

>>102473745
you're not funny, daiya
just annoying

>>102473535
Debuting or joining the thread around the same time. Playing the same games. Sharing memes and joining VCs. Helping each other with assets, rigging, stream ideas, etc.

>>102471953
A popular or attractive person irl can exude that same aura online. But the other question is, do you really want aspies to lust after you?

>>102473728
Well damn

>>102473852
Daiya doesn’t come here anymore

>>102473923
Funny

>>102473535
By talking to people like a normal human being and not being TOO much of a 4chan retard. Sharing a common background in being from this site certainly helps, but it shouldn't color your entire personality.
Watch streams, hang out, join discords, hang out. If all you do is think "oh this person isn't watching my stream even thought /I/ watch their streams, they're just using me I'm blocking them" then you'll never make a genuine connection with anyone. Be normal.

>>102474076
To add onto this, not every relationship has to be mutual in the exact same way. Someone who doesn't catch every stream of yours may still draw fanart of you. Someone who only knows of you vaguely may recommend you to someone you'd click with. Don't swat away others by being abrasive or icky.

>>102474552
Real. Sometimes I feel sad that my friends don't always stop by the stream or stick around, but considering we hang out offstream helps me forget about all that.

>>102474076
i agree with this anon, directly engaging out of anonimity with people from here is the best way. it worked for me. you get a lot more out of simply popping in a chat to say "hiiii", sending a meme in dm's, and joining servers, than you do from using this place religiously. it's a shame that a great deal of folks use this place to that degree, sometimes with genuine malicious intent. still, almost all aspies are great to hang out with.

>>102474552
truth!

>>102474552
This. I don't have time to watch everyone but I still talk to a handful in DMs, share memes, and draw each other.

>crabbing stops as soon as Omo goes live
everytime

You’re all having discord DMs that are as shallow as a public twitter thread?

https://x.com/AutumnFuchsia/status/1947440558277816710
autumn was going to join vshojo but due to what happened with vshojo and ironlung the new vshojo members were dropped

>>102478294
Yes that definitely is what happened, thanks for posting that autumn

>>102479004
Wow!

>>102479120
post yourself in cbdct too

>>102479120
Since I saw you actively networking with aspies in chats and whatnot my opinion of you improved. Good job at slowly integrating into the actual asp circle and not just dropping link to never look back.

>>102479272
The constant self posting I could do without

>>102479450
I don't mind people self posting. If more did maybe the thread wouldn't be as much of a dumpster fire

>>102480178
Every selfposter I’ve seen on here gets crabbed. It would literally make this thread worse.

>>102480178
Whenever I self posted here people would announce how much they hated me so I stopped

>>102480290
Same. Never experienced a more unwelcoming environment as this thread. Many aspies are nice but this thread isn't.

>>102480560
It’s the anonymity and a few shitty people, once they’re attached to their brand they’re your best friends but take that away and they’re as mean as catty gossiping high school girls.

Hazmat’s playing with his meat on stream (it’s mandolin Monday) in his first stream since he left VShojo and went indie www.twitch.tv/hazmatvt

https://x.com/SocksAgency/status/1947423834216534423
Grim future for Alpin

>Vshoujo imploding

Indie chads stay winning

>>102481354
>deleted
rumao

Wanted to ask since considerations have probably changed since the last time the OP was updated, but do you think Kick is a viable platform now and if so how would you rank Twitch vs Youtube vs Kick right now?

>>102482133
No.

Kick is the insane asylum and prison for streamers who got banned everywhere else and has a bad reputation. Their payouts are nice but it's artificial and isn't sustainable. They have to start earning their money back and those payouts will decrease massively.

The viewerbase is also children and antisocial sociopaths who just want shock entertainment

The meta is Twitch for streaming, YouTube for edited content and VOD storage.

>>102482133
desu i only see kick as viable if you're into gambling, some flavor of political grifting, or VR lapdances. for lewdtubing it'd go yt -> twitch -> kick -> fansly -> joystick in order of decreasing tos constraints. for regular vtubing it'd go twitch -> yt -> kick. kick's public api is very very new (<6 months) so this could jumpstart sammi-levels of automation and interaction, but you'd have to be a self-starter and willing to stand besides kick's sordid history.

thumb hort from kaizo
https://twitch.tv/Nambona

>>102482928
What about pomf

>>102483721
ask meimei

feeling a lil lonely need a lil attention

>>102484095
Shut up zawa

>>102482928
>you'd have to be a self-starter and willing to stand besides kick's sordid history.
I'd probably be fine with that honestly. Not like streaming on twitch means you endorse that fucking dumbass Hasan or the titty pool streamers or something either.