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Anonymous No.102463904 >>102463941 >>102466800 >>102478251 >>102479311 >>102499081
/hag/ - Summer Chicken Edition
Thread #491
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Anonymous No.102463941 >>102478251
>>102463904 (OP)
I LOVE HAGS(?)
Anonymous No.102464763
Summer hags
Anonymous No.102464802 >>102478251
The birth of a hag is a beautiful thing.
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Anonymous No.102466800 >>102478251
>>102463904 (OP)
Anonymous No.102466851 >>102467040 >>102467156
What's the right amount of sag?
Anonymous No.102467040
>>102466851
They should go just past her elbows when on all fours.
Anonymous No.102467156
>>102466851
good fucking question
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Anonymous No.102471469 >>102472471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEZ7Vffh2Hw
Koyo is on
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>>102457904
Not my type of streamer really, but she's alright. A friend of Mint is a friend of mine.
Anonymous No.102472471
>>102471469
I am watching.
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Anonymous No.102474477 >>102474585
great, I thought this vtuber hag thing was just a meme but now im unironically lusting over women much older than me in real life too. thanks a lot...
Anonymous No.102474585
>>102474477
Good to hear. I'm glad you've seen the light.
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Stylish hags
Anonymous No.102478251 >>102478348
>>102463904 (OP)
>>102463941
>>102464802
>>102466800
Wait, Kiara is a hag now? I thought she was still under 30 for another couple of years
Anonymous No.102478348 >>102478818 >>102479893
>>102478251
Anon that was a couple of years ago...
Anonymous No.102478818
>>102478348
Yes, I realized after posting that the last time I checked up on "Kiara's" birthday WAS a couple of years ago and got a slight bit of whiplash at how much time has passed.
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>>102463904 (OP)
based
Anonymous No.102479893
>>102478348
I could swear the lockdowns were a year ago
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I need a crazy hag in my life
Anonymous No.102488569 >>102489090 >>102489213
A woman that was in like her late 40's offered to let me sniff her armpits last night
I did not take her up on her offer although I did consider for a second
Anonymous No.102489090 >>102489371
>>102488569
Was this a cougar at a bar or something? How does that just happen?
Anonymous No.102489213
>>102488569
Elaborate.
Anonymous No.102489371 >>102489472 >>102489765
>>102489090
No it was in a walmart deodorant section lmao
I was looking at womans deodorant cause mine causes irritation and I hear women's are better overall. Lady comes up to me and starts talking about it then she tells that she has the one I'm holding in my hand on right now. I ask if its any good then she raises up her arm and says "Well if you REALLY want to find out" while laughing
Cant lie I got a bit hard from that
Anonymous No.102489472
>>102489371
TIL Walmart hags have a chance of asking you to sniff their pits
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Anonymous No.102489765 >>102489846 >>102490319
>>102489371
How did you respond? I have no idea what I'd say in a situation like that.
Anonymous No.102489846 >>102490319
>>102489765
I imagine her laughing means that she was joking, so just laugh with her & keep calm.
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Anonymous No.102490319 >>102490920 >>102491082
>>102489765
I told her something along the lines of "haha I would but I believe you so I'll have to pass"
>>102489846
Nah she was definitely semi-serious based off her body language lol
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>>102490319
I'd say you handled it the best way you realistically could have.
Anonymous No.102491082 >>102491295
>>102490319
>Walmart hag
Did she look the way you'd expect or was there another reason you didn't go for it and start a convo with her that way?
Anonymous No.102491295 >>102491599 >>102492124
>>102491082
She actually looked pretty good. Not sure how to describe her tho but she had dirty blonde hair and was a bit shorter than me.
Didn't really go for it cause desu I believed her and I wasn't going to buy the deodorant she had on.
Also wasn't really trying to make any moves on her, she's way to old for me (Zoomer anon)
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>>102491295
>Too old
A hag is only too old once she no longer looks good.
Anonymous No.102492124 >>102499892
>>102491295
Maybe I'm misinterpreting her actions but it sounds like she wanted you to capitalize on the offer. If nothing else, it could've been a fun time for you both but if she's out of your strike zone then that's that.
Anonymous No.102492446 >>102492727 >>102493066 >>102493198
Goodnight haggots
I've been cucked by my only oshi so I'm gonna go lie restless in bed for the next 24 hours and try to figure out where it all went wrong in my life
Anonymous No.102492727
>>102492446
Good luck anon.
Anonymous No.102493066
>>102492446
You what now?
Anonymous No.102493198
>>102492446
Holy shit, I did not see this coming.
Anonymous No.102493357
Man this has been a pretty entertaining day.
Anonymous No.102493856 >>102494084
I would thoroughly enjoy having an east asian hag wife.
Anonymous No.102494084 >>102499397
>>102493856
I'd take a hag wife of any race at this point (except a jeeta or an abo).
Anonymous No.102495319
I'm gonna dip out. Hopefully the thread doesn't die and things slow down soon.
Anonymous No.102497514
I'll do my best to keep bumping the thread but I'm probably gonna be a mess for awhile so if it dies I'm sorry
Anonymous No.102499081
>>102463904 (OP)
Anonymous No.102499397 >>102499427 >>102500093
>>102494084
I wonder if a mail-order bride is a realistic solution?
Anonymous No.102499427
>>102499397
Mail order bride isn't real love
Anonymous No.102499892
>>102492124
Ehhh even if that was the case I'd rather wait till I'm married and I'm def not gonna marry a 50 year old
(Granted I'll probably never get married so its whatever I guess)
Anonymous No.102500093
>>102499397
That's prostitution and green card scam with extra steps