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>>102465827 (OP)thats an 8 year old child
https://x.com/FumetsuNoTora/status/1941243119988769265
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Dont forget to do your part and protect the light.
The light must NEVER go out.
You vill not make me eat ze bugs, Saba.
Is Saba a lonely loli god?
>>102466908you are losing your kanicas, fellow schizanon.
>>102466941leave the kanimouto alone, unless you plan on marrying them, anon.
>>102466988>ronery rori godgets me every time
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>>102466583if you're really saba, prove it by marrying me
now im not sure if this is an age thing
but does this need like ADHD edits every 2 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWGMyYN0y3M
>>102467268the browns gotta eat too, anon.
every clipper is an esl clipper, and every clip is food on the table.
>>102467289maybe all those countries with a great firewall were right
>>102467504you are brown
>>102467520maybe, all i know is that they're shitting up the internet
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>>102466988I wouldn't let her be lonely.
>S-s-she only covers her tummy on collabs! She has a toggle for the other intro!
retards telling me threads ago I was wrong and that the intro "switches between" the two versions getting blown the fuck out this last week
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>>102468226They mean this one
Wtf why does she still seem happy?
saba > gura
there. i said it.
EVERYONE SHUT UP, SHE'S STREAMING!!!
>>102468276It is a mystery
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Saba might be a girl...
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>>102468276wtf why does she still seem happy?
donkey kong is boring as fuck
Saba repeated the word "banana" 3 times and ofcourse the NPC brainless zombie drones in chat have spammed "banana" ever since, i hate all chatters...
>>102468317There has been no proof of this.
>>102468331is that a digging joke
>>102468338she has tits and long hair
>>102468406>she has titssource?
>It's sad no one likes their natural teeth anymore
Agreed. That giga white teeth, that's almost blue, that people get installed looked weird as shit.
>>102468406So do I, and i have a penis
>>102468406>she has titswat
>>102468406So do most men who play Nintendo games.
>>102468281I don't know, Gura would have taken us to titty city during GTA, Saba could never
This is going to be another vacuum up the sand thing isn't it
saba stuck a banana up her mack
>>102468406>she has titsehhhh... not really
"beating banana" yeeeeeahh, you should def have named the stream that, everyone would have been matured about it
Any bros wanna slam nanners with me?
>Slamming nyanners tonight
>>102468454Lose weight, tubby. Do it for her.
Is this game an accurate representation of Brazil?
>>102468248also she removed the crayon drawing
I don't think she has ever NOT mentioned being tired during any stream
Saba you would have more energy if you ate wholesome food instead of having candy for lunch every day
oh my god her simple joy is so cute
>>102468583My poor anemic wife...
Saba needs a high protein drink with lots of electrolytes
>The whole stream is just her holding Y in this one cave
Sasuga.
look how they massacred my dong
she leans too hard into her streamer voice as saba
do they still sell switch 2s
She said something about motion sickness, is this new? Or is it just this game that causes it?
>Aren't all monkeys the same?
SABA NO
>>102468789Not anymore. Sorry you missed the boat.
>>102468765+1, and her constant repetition of words, I find no joy in watching her streams, she used to use her quick wits and funny way of phrasing things, but now she just glazes every zoomer smooth brainers out there
>>102468796I remember some games making her a bit barfy way back
>>102468765it's her happy voice
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>i have yet to find the button that lets you
>fuck
>fuck
>fuck
She wanted a button to throw poop, right?
>a game where Saba can talk about taking bananas all stream long.
It's perfect. ToT
>>102468567the working conditions of this mine are like 1000% better than any you'd find in Brazil.
why the fuck are they MINING bananas?
>>102469064Banandium gems*
Gems are in rock and stone
>monkeys working in mines
isn't that kinda racist?
This game has so much SMASHING and POUNDING
>do you have anything nice to say about new jersey
>no
I'm from new jersey.
ny is ass too. nah fuck ny
>>102469212to be fair, the whole east coast is shit.
This DK sucks, OG DK you had to do perfectly timed jumps, hit and smash enemies, do tricks, fondle bosses. This is just a random game that they shoehorned the DK IP into? It's just a random game that they made banana themed
She can show us her modded Deep Rock now
>>102469234>fondle bosses.trauma
>>102469231I will say the government and cities and law in NJ are all ass
>>102469212You're disgusting compared to us.
>Switzerland, I always get that confused with the other one
What did she mean by this?
>>102469234This is literally just the tutorial stage. Calm down.
>>102469291the mpreg mods...
so wait is she mining the bananas or eating them are the bananas actual like fruit or just rocks this is confusing
>>102469362Magic rocks/gems, I think
>>102469332I'm really not sure, Luxembourg maybe?
>>102469332You don't know Switzertown?
>>102469327new york? new york is a third world shithole that smells like the entire city is a designated shitting street. like literally the whole city smells like shit, piss and trash. also last time I was there I saw a disgusting tranny on the subway wearing a skirt so short it could have been a belt.
upstate is ok
I like the type of talking this game brings out of her. I hope she continues it after today.
>>102469332The /ggg/ boogeyman
>>102469332She was thinking of France
Bananas are phallic shaped...
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>>102469533Everything is phallic shaped if you're brave enough
Wow the bitrate really is ass
it's a good thing she likes this game because I would be mad if I spent money on this bing bang wahoo slop
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Retard kaniki
NO GAME GUIDES, WE LIKE TO SEE THE LEARNING PROGRESS. Already knowing the game and just shitting out the tasks is boring
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Why do Floridians hate New Yorkers and New Jersians? I'm not American...
>>102469635gifted by aryancunnyhitler
>>102469603>judging a game's quality over a 5 minutes tutorial
She might actually increase her stream quality, LETS GOOOOOO
Honestly the game looks like dumb fun. I would be fine with that if the Switch 2 wasn't so expensive and this game wasn't $70. Well at least watching it is free.
Nintendo really are the German painter of game companies
>>102469824Same desu I really want to play this and the new Mario Kart, but no way I'm paying that much just to play 2 games
PS5/Xbox Series 80€ AAA games.
Okay so what's the rrat on picrel?! It's on all the official art, nearly all the reposted art, all the thumbnails, yet almost never worn by Saba herself. She flashed it once on her debut and wore it fully on the lighthouse-game stream, but that's it. Does she only wear it when she's doing something lighthouse related, like it's part of her 'on duty' uniform, or what?
Saba is such a fucking child.
>>102469952I've been wondering the same thing. Maybe she finds it distracting or something? I'm also wondering if maybe she toggled it off just because and hasn't thought to toggle it on again? Seems like something she'd do.
She should play Metal Gear 3 Remake before Mint...
>>102469685NY'rs migrate to florida and buy up all the land, making it difficult for native floridians, who end up having to rent or move out of the state to find a place to live.
>>102469824it would be fun if constantly punching holes wasn't the entire fucking game, it fucking melts your brain after a few hours, specially with the same reddit powerup music looping everytime
>Can you really be bad at Donkey Kong
>immediately takes damage
>I think I'm bad at Donkey Kong
Pottery
What does Saba smell like today?
>>102469685New York is a piss hole full of terrible people and New Jersey is their suburb/garbage dump.
>>102469875I almost typed up a paragraph of AKSHUALLY but then I remembered mods will spank me again. Suffice it to say, Japanese corporate culture has been thoroughly poisoned by Friedmanian theory and it's disgusting.
>>102470148Her and Nimi's comedic timing with games is impeccable
She should have started off with the NES version, then move to this version, i can guarantee she would love the NES version, it kinda a rhythm game (not really, but kinda)
>>102469952Too heavy for her pc...
>>102470093> New YorkYou know why New Yorkers migrate to Florida? Because the land is cheaper and New York, much like New Jersey, is shit. But replace regular shit with rich person's shit because only the 15-1% percenters can thrive in New York.
Saba wishes she could see Donkey Kong's individual buttcheeks.
I wonder if Saba have seen the animation were a missile or whatever it is grazes his butt cheeks in slow motion? It's very nice and high def entertainment
>>102470124Yeah I can see how it gets old. I think smashing the rocks is dumb brainless fun but that's why I'd only pay like 30 bucks for it. 70 is just insane..
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DK has some rapey expressions in this game
>>102470574didn't dk originally rape princess peach?
I wonder what her reaction will be when she founds out what the rock really is
>>102470402not my problem, i dont live in NY or FL, i live in the desert, in california.
the land was cheap, 35k for 5 acres.
desert land is cheap, but rich NY'rs are parasites, and have to exploit the best land for themselves rather than leaving the best land for the poor and renovating desert land for them to live in.
but parasites can't create, only plunder.
this is why the rich are everyones enemies.
>>102470628The original Donkey Kong was Cranky Kong.
So who's a good 3D modeler in this industry
>>102470628you're thinking of Pauline who's a teen in this game
>>102470808ILM, that would be fucking amazing :D
>>102470871Industrial Light & Magic? Does she have the budget?
Will she FULLY model herself?
>>102470844wtf nintendo adding cunny ToT
> Constantly asking for the rock to speak rock language."Does she not know who Odd Rock is?
>>102470628>>102470713And it was Palune, not princess peach he captured.
Yeah, why did Nintendo decide to add Pauline as a barefooted 13 year old girl?
did she always used to talk this much
it felt like she used to be more reserved
>>102471103Sometimes, but she does seem to be a lot more animated and chatty now, which is good
>>102471096Don't forget the freckles, someone in the dev team has good taste
>>102471053She just started the game today. So no, she doesn't know.
>>102471199i seriously dont remember her switching topics every 10 seconds like she is now
maybe im losing my mind
she is talking about Apple Juice, as if we all don't know she prefers to mix it with it whiskey.
>>102471341You're losing your mind. This feels like home.
I have to remind myself I'm not dreaming that Saba is streaming most days a week, what an unbelievable time to be alive
>>102471086this is fucking me up why do i find this attractive
>>102471330I assume she must've not watched any trailers prior to the game and somehow avoided spoilers.
>>102471508I'm enjoying it, but I'm also lowering my expectations if she somehow stops streaming more than once a month.
>>102471096because they're based and cunny pilled
>donkey dong
lol I knew she'd say that at some point
I thought she said that she weren't gonna stream on Mondays?
>>102469685They literally move to Florida and go on and on about how great New York is compared to Florida, yet choose to stay in Florida anyway. They also never take care of their lawn, so if one moves into your neighborhood it makes the whole area look of lesser quality.
>>102471645I was honestly wondering if they might be. Like, do they know their audience a little too well? lol
>>102471696She walloped him the same way my parents would beat me if I got anything less than an A in middle school
>I watch a streamer do thisSo, she's just playing dumb about Rock huh?
>>102471515You've got shortstacks on the brain; Nintendo has a bunch of them.
>>102471677It's Monke Monday
maybe the hololive filter was a good thing for her
>>102471696This is a children's platforming game, anon.
Is this the easiest DK game ever?
>>102471837All DK games except for DK Country are really easy.
I also hate the tongue out thing. It's the typical make exotic animal act like a dog trope which is fucking overdone as fuck at this point.
Why is she so itchy lately? I don't remember her being itchy before being Saba.
Saba loves dong and had a banana today. guraMM guraMM guraMM
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>4 ears
>9 holes
>>102471957It's because he's drooling over the banana, but I get what you mean
>>102471985I gave her an STD.
>>102471985Power wash stream with Kronii, they had mocopi on and she constantly scratched her head, she must have lice or something
>>102471985She caught fleas from dooby.
>>102471985Forgot to shave
>>102471985>doesn't clean behind her earsstinky stinky
>>102471985she said she lets her cat outside so it probably got fleas
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>>102471821A child playing a children's game.
TuT
>>102472197prove she's a child
Is there only smashing in this game? No level pussels like in Kirby at least?
>>102472171Oh yeah, speaking of, she hasn't mentioned her cats once yet, has she?
>>102468796She has never done a VR stream without having to sit down and take off the headset after an hour.
>>102472265Puzzles that involve smashing are in it.
>>102472265I believe there's platforming challenges later on when you unlock the transformations
>playing DK
What is she a fucking kid streamer now?
How many hours you think she'll go?
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>>102472265It's for the new audience
>>102472412That reminds me, one of the transformations I saw in the trailer was unsettling
>Hail Saba, still the /same/
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little Saba, keeper of light
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men
>>102472483always has been
MACKEREL
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!!!
>>102472565I'm guessing you mean the ostrich one
my wife is not fun at parties
I can't believe people ever tried party girl rrats with her lol
I like when Saba whines, you know?
>>102472265Game basically has 4 things:
1. unga bunga smash to get easy bananas so kids have fun
2. more thinky puzzles where you need to use the correct kind of material to win
3. A shockingly difficult kino final boss
4. Fairly challenging postgame platforming levels.
Generally the main game up until the last level is more or less just aimed at kids, while the final level and postgame are moreso aimed at adults who grew up with the DKC games.
>>102472803>my wife is not fun at partiesShe just needs someone to help make it fun for her. You can forgive the feesh.
Saba mentioning the house party that Mori took her to, lol.
why is that monkey french
>>102472483>Grown ass woman plays DK, no one bats an eye>Saba playing DK>Now she's a kid streamerWhat did he mean by this?
she likes rimjob world like me
>>102472483She loves playing all the kiddy looking Nintendo games.
"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>Clipper moment. Saba just speak abou the infamous party....
Fucking zoomers can't handle games that last more than an hour
>>102472903Would be kino to see Saba enter the organ trading biz. Also, the game just got a spaceship dlc
Is this game worth buying a Switch 2 for? It looks like dumb turn off your brain and smash fun.
>>102472717Yes. I mean, just look at this thing
>>102473115It's pretty good and if the switch 1 was anything to go by there'll be plenty of good games coming
>Why in my hole of course
>why in my hole of course!
well that's gonna be clipped for nefarious purposes
this game is so boring
people paid $70 for this
>>102473220Clip that and "I love dong" together. kek
>>102473024Did someone say rimjob?
>>102442335
>>102473233Nooo this is a buff game!
>>102473233$100 in Canada
In my cunt AAA games have been 70€ for like a decade now, I just get them on sale a few years down the line
>>102472890what did she say? i was afk
>>102473477Nintendo games never go on sale.
>>102473503"Last party I went to was a co-worker thing."
>>102473279But Saba is taller than Gura...
>>102473518That's a lie. I bought TotK, Pikmin 3, and Return to Dreamland for $45 each.
Gonna make a compilation of all the OH, BANANA moments and that face she makes
>>102465827 (OP)Nintendon't slop
>>102473684Gura didn't have fennec fox ears
>>102473704physical or downloadable
>>102473916Target, Best Buy, and Amazon. Physical.
>>102473565a loli with a job?
doesn't this violate some sort of child labor laws?
I look forward to the monkey Saba art
>>102473992Well, lolis aren't children so that doesn't apply in the first place
>>102473999Just need cute art of Saba and Pauline riding DK and I'll be satisfied.
>>102473992lighthouse keeper is a job.
this new streaming time of hers has been a huge detriment into how much I enjoy saba
never thought a few hours difference would have such a drastic effect
People who constanly reaffirrm that they have a good time usually don't have a good time
>>102474159its quite perfect for me
>>102474079In the innocent way, or...
>>102474159I get home before she streams. It's fantastic for me.
>>102474159It feels tailored to E.U. Kaniki's.
>>102474198Her time change has been good for me too. It cut into stuff I had to do in the evening too much before
You heard her. Show her your banana.
>>102473959nta but it's easier for Nintendo games to go on sale in stores if they are physical then they are digital.
>>102474159Been great for me, I get to enjoy the whole stream now even if she goes for like 5 hours.
>-pounded, by a big meaty-
saba...
>>102474367I'm not arguing that, he just said they never go on sale which is a lie
>>102474437IS THAT
IS THAT
>>102474202either way is fine
>people were doomposting on loop that saba would never relax and stop filtering herself like she's in hololive
>plays monkey game
>nonstop horny
>>102474405Horny talk will continue until morale improves.
>>102474437That's what happen when you have expanding dongs on the mind
>>102474487Just a cute fish, nothing to see here.
>>102474497is this supposed to be a good thing
>>102474497And we get the bonus of staring at her bare tummy
>>102474276It's almost 1AM here, it's nice but I do wish she'd start even earlier, I need to get up at 6AM.
Though it's way better than her old timeslot so I shouldn't complain too much.
>>102474497Come to think of it, her innuendos seem to happen the most while playing games like this.
>the map is just a low poly version of the actual level you can free cam around
Interesting
call me a faggot or whatever but i dislike constant innuendo jokes
>>102474604hello fellow yuro
>>102469952she forgot, she said so herself.
>>102474653compared to twitch vtubers this really isn't "constant" at all
did she just say "I like games that have Gura"??
am I going insane?
Only sexually active people makes innuendos
>>102474694Isn't it just a keystroke away?
>>102474717Yeah, this is no where near constant. I agree that it's crude to do it too much, but I think she has a good balance.
>>102474775That's very much not true, I probably heard the most sex jokes when I was in school from kids who barely even understood what sex was.
>>102474653cool story faggot
>>102474798Latin & Christianity is dead. not surprised she doesn't know how its pronounced.
wow I really hate this new art style from the movie
>>102474845i also agree, she might not be a corpo anymore but she is a pro at not being just another e-whoretuber
yesterday i caught a stream one some indie i watched on youtube and it was all just farming coomers and talking about past suicide attempts and depression lmao, miss me with that shit
>17k viewers
Bwos... this is small time numbers compared to Gura
>>102475069>lmao, miss me with that shitCan it be? Is this our first ebonic visitor here?
>>102475161kek the one time i use that phrase because i thought it fit i get instantly called a nigger
point taken
>>102475125She's streaming in the middle of a work day.
This is one of the rare times where a game is so boring that I actually watch something else wile having her in the background
Hoping she continues RE4 next
>>102475125Why are you comparing Someone who started only 3 weeks ago to GAWR THE GURA
>>102475125Judging from her subs three fourths of her old audience were holodrones.
>>102475125>Retard didn't watch gura nintendo streamsSad...
>>102475298idk i just like her yapping, so far all the games were kinda boring to me, maybe except PEAK but collabs are always more interesting
i just play chill games that dont require concentration on my main monitor, its great
>>102475228Welcome to 4chan
>>102475320>>102475317>Never watched nintendo kirby streams
>>102475125How does this affect the quality of her streams? Does she perform worse when her number is low? Why is this something I should care about?
>>102472099probably something in her hair-care products, unless she's got dry scalp.
>>102475125>Number monkey sees other monkey on stream, mistakenly thinks his opinion suddenly mattersMany such cases...
>>102473999someone should get in touch with wamu
>>102475413I've tried to play games during streams before, but I always end up missing too much. I miss enough just looking at this thread at the same time. It's like my brain doesn't register anything she's saying if I'm doing anything else at the same time.
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>>102474105its an easy job.
Tell me kaniki, am I tripping balls or does her model appear slightly older ? No hater btw, I feel like the loli isn't as strong as it was on debut ? I may be insane though. The loliness needs to be investigated.
>>102475642that happens to me as well, unless i play some dumb shit like Mudrunner, where you basically hold W for 30 minutes with some light course-correcting
i dont exactly listen to every word, but its low-attention enough so i still register interesting stuff and pause
Why does the steam look... not good
>>102475125Less people = better chat
Better chat = meaningful interactions
Meaningful interactions = better stream
>>102475769maybe because she revealed shes 150cm?
>>102475803the good old streamer conundrum
you want your favorite streamer to succeed but when they do, the streams get shittier
>>102475746>chonky dong>dingle dongsaba noooo
Chunky dong is what she calls me btw
>>102475974I made this post
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teehee
>>102475888Or you forgot that new nintendo games are always debuff by default.
christ i need saba to fling her shit at me
some nintendo game streams can be fun
this is not one of them
>>102475888She's probably a millionaire already. I don't think she would struggle even with 3 views.
>>102476090maybe for you, i dont care about the gameplay unless its a game i like, there isnt that many games i am interested in
>it's so hot out
this proves she's in the US
>>102476273you realised this just now? good work i guess
>>102476090I can't think of the last Nintendo game I've enjoyed. Splatoon maybe? besides the Tears of the Kingdom zelda
I need that dorufin soundpost...please
>>102476273It's hot in europe too
>>102476513yeah but its the middle of the night and it has been rainy here lately
>>102476273I won't say where obviously so mods don't bonk me, but a few months after debut I lost power at the exact same fucking time as Gura did. It was a very, very localized power outage
>>102476485i finished the starting area in totk and turned the game off never to play it again.
>>102476273>All EN Holos who left outside of the brown one are from the US region and couldn't bring themselves to travel to Japan let alone do their repsReally makes you think.
>>102476598you mean when she got the hurricane alert?
saba should play Still Wakes the Deep in the future
the game is not even that long and its pretty linear, but i enjoyed it and i was shitting bricks almost the entire time
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Only the best for her
>Wants to try Megaman
Which one do you think she'll try her hand with? Or will she just play 1 and call it quits?
>>102476787I watched the highlights of Limes' playthrough of that game, it seemed quite neat
Watch chat spamming "a" be what pushes her over the edge
I fucking hate every fanbase ever
>>102476957I'd prefer if she just plays 2 and someone feeds her the correct boss order.
>>102476957>>102477083Megaman Legends followed by Battle Network.
>>102476957megaman is hard
I played a bunch of them on snes and didn't beat any
>>102477303loline is singing for him and he's ouuuhing that hard
>>102477303Don't go looking for spoonfeeding if you're too lazy to pay attention to not even a minute of story
>>102477324Depends on the series
Battle Network is easy enough
>>102476957Legends was easy enough I beat it when I was 12 or so.
People will forever draw DK dicking down Pauline now this ship is canon
it's insane how little I care about this game. Like I love DK. The DK game for the N64 and all the 2D games are fucking amazing
But this is just odd. I can't explain it
>>102477386this thing has a story?
>>102477402the ones I played were the platformer shoot em up ones, megaman 1, 2, 3, some for the original gameboy and some others, they all followed the same formula
shit was hard
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