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>>102469366 (OP)
at the rate of all these companies fucking up I'd say indies are the only ones winning right now

>>102469366 (OP)
>does nothing
>wins

>>102469737
>He didn't see how hard all the exholoJPs fell off
>He didn't see Nimi get mogged by Kaela

>>102469911
a mass exodus does not equivalate to winning

>>102470189
They'll probably wish they didn't leave soon.

>>102470189
Oh no! Anyway.

>>102469366 (OP)
Not until you publicly execute the homos

>>102469366 (OP)
I trust the highly experienced ex-Sanrio Executive to run know how to run a cute shit company

>>102469366 (OP)
NO
I want Ami, Fauna, Gura, Magni, and Vesper back!

>>102470306
Didn't shion say she wasn't coming back and to not look for her? If she was always planning on reincarnating why act like she was done with vtubing altogether? Lying whore.

>>102469366 (OP)
I kneel Yagodsama, hololive won again

>>102472339
Worse, actually. She said vtubing just isn't a career you can explain to people for real and it's time to do something "real" and different, a proper education and job.

Guess that didn't work out.

>>102469366 (OP)
This is actually bad for Hololive though, because less competition is means more complacency, more laziness, more mistakes.

>>102469737
Ex-corpos are not counted as indies, indie status is like virginity, you can lose it but you can never get it back.

>>102469366 (OP)
While I don't think Cover is nearly as bad behind the scenes as other agencies, I will never like Yagoo and I will never trust that slant

Yagoo is the p.diddy of vtubing just wait.
I was right about vshojo

>>102469366 (OP)
No? Other people being retarded doesn't magically make yagoo less of a retard himself. He's still a deeply closeted homosexual that allows faceless management people to ruin shit for hololive members.

>>102469787
Then a few nights later Nimi beat a Pekora stream. I can cherry pick too. Neck yourself, retard.

>>102473170
>She beat the vtuber that got 135k a few days ago
Yeah sure.

Fishman will be next, something will come out in 2026

>>102469737
Fpbp

Yagoo better try to snatch up Henya. She can be bigger than Gura if given proper guidance.

>>102472339
>Didn't shion say she wasn't coming back and to not look for her?
No, and that was Cover bootlickers running damage control. Shion was dropping hints that she was embarrassed to be a vtuber in Hololive and that for her own happiness she had to leave (and that someday her fans would find her again). 6 of the graduated talents have already returned as indie vtubers and Mumei's RM will most likely announce her indie debut in the next few months.

>>102474428
>Cover bootlickers
>bvtm
???

>>102474428
Too bad her redebut was a gigantic flop

>>102473170
When? Show me.

>>102473236
>brownoid doesn't understand what cherry picking means.

>>102474950
She's being mogged by Gigi at this very moment btw. Sub 10k.
Yagoo won.

>>102474627
Her debut had 39K CCV and currently has 513K VOD views. Roa obviously did lose the lolicons that wanted a sexy child model but those are still good numbers for an indie vtuber.

>>102475208
Ruka had 145k and now avarages less than HoloID and homoEN

>>102473066
That's literally every public company, not Yagoo exclusive. Shareholder Primacy was the worst thing to escape the Gilded Age.

>>102469366 (OP)
Hololive is the future because Holochads only pissed their pants instead of diarrhea shat themselves like Vshojo.

HOLOLIVE STAYS WINNING! WHO IS BLUE SHARK? DONT CARE WE CAN STILL SELL THE MERCH ANYWAY DORRYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>102476392
I would say it is more of a case of Hoolive being backed up from major constipation. Maybe even an impacted bowel.

>>102469366 (OP)
Never. Death to Holonigs.

>>102477243
>>102477521
Nimibros... not like this...

>>102477612
I’ll say it. Nimi isn’t actually that fun to watch. There’s one or two things she’s good at, and she has the most pleasing voice to ever exist in the history of humanity, but that not enough for constant streams. Whereas Gigi is genuinely entertaining at anything she does.

>>102477612
I'd still watch Nimi. Even if she only had 10 viewers I'd still rather watch Nimi.

>>102477612
Wasn't she gapping everyone else in your company just 2 days ago? And that's not even talking about Saba

>>102469911
>This actually happened
Wow

>>102477737
Good take

>>102477819
Nah. She got destroyed by holoID a few days ago KEK.

>>102474428
>Shion was dropping hints that she was embarrassed to be a vtuber
>Redebuts 3 months later
Haha, women.

>>102477933
Hololive lucked out with Biboo and Gigi. They cover the streaming sides while talents like Suisei and Mori can cover the music and all the talents can do whatever they want in between. If not for them, Hololive would be too much like an idol corp, where the talents mainly do events and show and it’s harder to get to know them personally from their daily streams.

>>102477737
yes but gigi screams too much

For what? he is the retard that chased homos because of NijiEN's "success" and then again started posting Ironmouse and Vshojo on his reports when he lost Gura. Yagoo should apologize to the girls once again as they keep saving the companies from their own dumb decisions.

>>102469366 (OP)
Has he paid back his artists yet?

>>102480129
Imagine writing this with a straight face when gunrun is going to jail for embezzlement

>>102480202
but did yagoo pay back his artist yet?

>>102480247
When have they never?

>cover keeps winning
>indieseethe

>>102469737
Good luck indiecucks

>>102477737
press your eyelids really hard, I bet you'll enjoy the cool colors

>>102478465
So they are winning.

>>102469366 (OP)
again?

>>102480247
Yep, long before the JFTS article came out, did you read it?

he still fucked up and managed to get almost every oshi I had to quit. he needs to control the other execs better before I give him another chance.

>>102469759
just like that

>holo thread
>immediate numbermonkeying

never beating the allegations holofriends

>>102469366 (OP)
APOROGIZE*

>>102469366 (OP)
Remember when covercorp management told mel to piss off when she asked them for help with her stalker? Or the hitomi chris situation? Can corpo drones quit being retarded cultist for a second, you dumbasses jumped to defend this shitty corpo even when multiple members left because the management were shit. Like what's your cope for a-chan saying covercorp's management was dogshit recently.

>>102487659
vcope

>>102485931
>he thinks it's holofans making these threads
rumao

>>102477737
>she has the most pleasing voice to ever exist in the history of humanity
Eh, I'd say she is 2nd. IRyS is clearly #1.

>>102474850
lol 4 hours later still nothing

holy shit

holobronies coping really hard in this thread about their dying sweatshop

No. I haven't forgot all the graduations and your shit working conditions, you fucking slant eyed sellout.

>>102469366 (OP)
just because Vshojo is dead doesn't magically make all the stupid shit this faggot has done go away it doesnt bring all the time and money wasted on homoshitters, sister management and Holoearth ill apologize when he fires groombullet

>>102490318
>Dying
>Sold out 12k tickets instantly
>Nimi couldn't sell out her concert
>Nimi just lost to every EN who streamed today
They're so dead KEK

>>102489681
As a Nimi fan I agree actually. IRyS sings and talks like an actual Disney Princess. It's kind of crazy.

>>102469737
More like at this rate it's only a matter of time before something nasty comes out about Hololive, maybe we shouldn't be too cocky right now karma and all that etc.

>>102469737
Fippybippy

>>102469737
LIGGERBRAZILIAN COPE https://x.com/niminightmare/status/1947497473544753172
LOOOOOL

>>102469737
LMAOOOOOO

>>102469366 (OP)
Didn't expect one bait thread to work for two vastly different big VTubers news in a day...

>>102469737
This take didn't even last a while evening before catching on fire and burning to the ground

>>102469366 (OP)
YAGOO WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

>>102469737
YOU WERE SAYING, INDIEKEK??????

>>102469366 (OP)
>made rushia hide her marriage until it just imploded on her
lmao no.

>>102469737
FUCKING KEK

>>102469366 (OP)
I never doubted you japan man, whores out, idols stay.

>>102469737
LMAO POOR FUCKING KEK

>>102493847
indeed

>>102494389
AZKi did it just fine. Rushia was just a menhera who couldn't hide crap to save her own career

>>102493847
CAN WE GO FOR A THIRD????

Hololive always wins baby

>>102469737
lmaaaoooooooooooooooooooo

honestly I think hololive should make them sign a non-compete for at least 24 months if they want to graduate

>>102469366 (OP)
Apologize for nothing, she (like many other talents) were already dating or married while an Holo and the company made an statement explicitly saying they allowed this.
They play being wannabe idols but real life idols work their asses to perform many many times more and at least have the ettiquette of only marrying and announcing their marriages AFTER retiring from the idol world.
This shit is why they will never be actual idols but glorified e-girls pretending to be anime waifus to get more simps.

>>102496563
We're experiencing Nimiseethe levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>102469366 (OP)
I love yagoo, man.
He's just some autistic nerd that got bullied by tons of women who each wanted their own things.
He's still autistic as fuck too because instead of using his privilege as CEO for Cover to directly ask managers what the fuck they're doing, he's optionally inviting Hololive girls to have discussions with him and having them rat their managers out for any reason.
If you check on glassdoor for Cover you'd see tons of complaints about how the hololive girls have too much power.

>>102493786
I...I kneel, and offer this formal apology in full sincerity......
I will never doubt Yagoo-sama's management ever again......

>holo won twice
But
>kroni has been cucked twice

>>102469737
AGED LIKE LAWRENCIUM 262

>>102469737
this post aged worse than a milk...

>>102469737
How does it feel to be the biggest clown on the board right now?

>>102469737
You killed naplings idiot

>>102469737
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This aged like shit and it didn't take a full 12 hours kek

>>102469366 (OP)
I'm sorry YAGOO.
I thought they left because of the idol training, not because they really NEEDED to talk about sucking husband cock on stream.

>>102469737
absolute brown, liggerwhore simping cope kek

>>102473829
She was huge before Hogwarts

>>102496361
So they don't self destruct?

>>102490318
Imagine being this guy right now

>>102487659
They left because they are the shitty one, how about that?

I don't think Hololive is any better, but they can repent by debuting an all-asexual generation

>>102469737
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>102469737
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>102469911
I find it extra hilarious that this gif predicted nijiEN outliving vshojo

>>102477737
Nah, she's entertaining. But the most pleasant voice in the universe is OBVIOUSLY Watame. Nobody can compare to her soft and fluffy angelic sounds.

>>102469737
AIEEEEEEEEE STOP KEKING MEEEEEEEEEE

>>102469737
All I can say is karma for leaving the walled garden

>>102472339
>>102472489
>>102474428
>>102478293
>I know at this point you're still a Cover employee but can you tell us that you'll come back as an indie
Actualr retards
Imagine thinking she'd say that as a Holo
Here's the actual clip. Stop spreading fake news:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4wsm38islU

>>102490402
>shit working conditions
lol

>>102469737
AIIIIIIIEE THAT LIL BRO GOT C U CKED

>>102469737
*marries your oshi*
*she sucks my cock while I post the twitter message on her account*

>implying hololive didn't also know about the relationship
same company that covered up for rushia until she went full retard btw

>>102469737
wow

YAGOD wouldn't let bullshit like this fly while they were still in Hololive. He was protecting us all along

>>102469737
Fibby. Holokeks absolutely did not like this post. Next they're going to cry that their merch is too expensive.

>>102469737
Well this didn't age so well

>>102469737
oof

>>102472489
she still thinks that, but why would you throw it all away when you're studying when you can just casually chill and make money now without corpo restrictions and expectations, she literally just got her Boat, Bike and Car licences

didn't nimi just prove half the talent probably have boyfriends and fiances

>>102513044
The only thing she proved is that she's an unprofessional cunt

>>102469737
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102469366 (OP)
God please keep forcing them on extended business trips.

>>102469911
everytime

>>102493986
correct

>>102469366 (OP)
Cover can't stop winning.

>>102469737
Heh