▼ Phase Connect Links
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Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼ Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Previous Thread: >>102474966

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

God hates dragons

ITT: Brokies that don't have a finance trust fund

catalog's really moving today
we jumped from page 8 to page 10 in like 2 minutes

Urufugang are lowkey the most horny fanbase.

I'm still going to eat Jelly's asshole

White boys

Which talent would you rather donate to; a single mother who can't pay rent and has 3 black kids, or a transexual who is trying to pay for a surgery to get his penis chopped off and have boobs put on his chest?

>>102485073
I wonder why???

>>102485073
can you blame us

>>102485104
Why is Ember playing with herself?

jelly love non's hate

There are two wolves inside you.
One wolf is gay.
The other is also gay.
You are gay.

Can't wait for the 4chan reposting engagement bait accounts to drag Phase into the latest thing
Bonus points if the account just so happens to stream as well.

>>102485124
why are they all like this

Had a high school girl give me a really concerned look when she noticed me staring at her from my car in the parking lot

should I buy phasecoin now

Panko has lost her panties, will you help her find them?

Is Dizzy's resume advice legit?

>Dark Souls 2 is not fun
Sleepy, 2025

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

kek yuzu's eyes do the same thing as lumi's when they both start to spin a lie. they rapidly dart left and right and drift upwards. that is hilarious and they should collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez5eGnTGNNs

Hag sex

>>102485310
She's a professional liar. What do you think?

>>102485392
>>102485421

Oh shit, clito is contacting the internet police

>>102485467
SHE KNOWS WHO WE ARE BROS
BECAUSE SHE BACKTRACED IT

>>102485258
Only if fish actually manages to poach Kson or Henya. I wouldn't just yet.

>>102485559
Bears reminding

Don't mind me

>>102485671
sometimes I forget we're not in 2012 anymore

>>102485124
Off topic posts.

What would having straight sex with Uruka be like?

>>102485455
She said everyone else in the game is, so cool

Would you play a VR game that is just Dizzys breasts jiggling in front of your eyes

>>102485838
smelly in a not good way, unironic self hygiene neglect torturing the senses under no tehe pero irony whatsoever

>>102485838
Like fucking a corpse

>>102485838
I'm pretty sure Uruka has phallophobia.

>>102485877
i would play any new vr game tbqh i havent had a reason to dust off my index since HL alyx

>>102485838
Like role playing a rice farmer in the early 1900s China with an ugly wife

I'm about to start gosling for Sleepy

Why does Sakana, a chinese man, allow Hime to bait the white man as much as she does?

>>102485992
Play virt-a-mate

Sakana please poach her! I'll stop calling you a faggot and I would literally suck your cock if Henya joins phase connect

>>102486235
This
Not the dick sucking part, that's gay

>sees catalog
why does pcg get so much seethe for its size

>>102486186
i'm not that depraved YET

>>102486235
I will save Henya and all of NOVA for the JP jong arc, the rest of Vshitshow can get fucked.

>>102486352
luigi wins by doing nothing

>>102485838
She'll prefer gay sex even more

>>102485950
idk. She said she's interested in touching one "purely as an experiment" out of curiosity. Like if there was a way she could touch one by itself she would.

I think uruka is touch sensitive and also emotionally sensitive. It'd take a very long time and with a lot of work to build trust before she would do anything intimate.

Apparently she is very touchy when drunk though, so maybe it's just her brainworms/anxiety/workaholic mindset holding her back from fully trying to get close with someone.

>>102486339
>"I wouldn't do anything to see Henya joins Phase Connect"
Why do you hate me

>>102486400
cant believe marimari underscore en didn't get canceled for this

>the lying whore raids into Sleepy
rrats?

>>102486885
My rrat is Sleepy's joining Phase

>>102486885
Which one?

Fellas? I think we're BACK

>>102486920
>>102486603
whore

>>102486885
my rrat is that they're in the same company
could be wrong though

SLEEPY PLEASE JUST FIGHT FUME KNIGHT I WANNA GO TO BED

>>102486956
AAAAAIIIIEEEEE

>>102486956

Phase Connect will grow larger!

>>102486956
wait a minute this image is FAKE

>>102486956
Made me check, fuck you.

>>102486998
You can just go to bed archivebro.

Sleepy would get her ass destroyed by Elden Ring.

>>102486920
used to see tons of these in the yard... now its all anoles

>>102487118
someone wrote gullible in the OP

>>102486956
OH BOY

>>102485245
Because White boys are going extinct

>>102487162
Yeah that's like saying your first ever run of a 2hu game on Lunatic results in you getting your cheeks clapped. Elden Ring is all about grinding out knowledge of safe zones and labbing out hitboxes, it's all about brute force trial and error because attacks are delayed and have arbitrary mixups specifically to make relying on your instincts impossible whenever it can.

>>102487192
woah

>>102486352
roving gangs of Mad Max anons doing drive bys. THEY ARE PAID BY THE FISH! I KNOW IT!

I like EU4 but if I had to play several games of it every week I'd probably shoot myself. How the fuck is Clio doing it?

How wet is pippa right now

>>102487495
post it in the catalog, you won't

>>102487495
oh boy I can't wait to see catalog monkeys spam this meme for the next 5 hours

>>102487495
you have now posted this twice within 10 minutes

>>102487495
she did remove the VSHOJO though

omg. QRD???

>>102487470
Streamers have got to be some of the most autistic and retarded people on Earth. There's literally hundreds to thousands of games out there that are worth playing and most of them just spend thousands of hours in the same 2 or 3.

>>102487656
post it again!

>>102485253
Don't stare

>>102486956
>>102487495
>>102487656
Spot the difference between these 3 images.

Everytime people in the catalog shits on Phase, another corpo implodes.

>>102487814
How does Lumi do it

>come home from work
>check catalog

>>102486956
Why would she join a corpo that has a member that supported the people that harassed her and will steal her accounts if she tried to leave.

BIG NEWS

>>102487891
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>102487707
I blame the government

>>102487891

>>102487871
I don't know, why did she join a corpo Ironmouse was in

>>102487890
Da Wose should phase in. Dizzy's great error must be corrected.

>>102487929
>>102487743

>>102487871
eberyone makes mistakes

whos live anyways

>>102488026
Sleepy

>Sleepy: Man cannot live on string cheese alone
Chat, is this real?

So I just got hit with some spicy insider intel—apparently, Kevin from Phase Connect pulled out the ol’ cartoon briefcase full of money and offered Henya one million dollars for a one-year contract. That’s not a joke. Man just dropped the GDP of a small island nation to secure a kettle

>>102488175
why did he do that for henya and not mint

Predict what will cause the eventual downfall of Phase Connect.

>>102488168
can confirm

>>102488243
League of Legends

What is this time of day on the thread called?

are we the bad guys?

>>102488243
lumi graduates and posts her collection of discord channel screenshots

>>102488243
bat
>>102488304
bat

>>102488243
Coffee poisoning

>>102488243
lack of more nameless wins

>>102488308
*does nothing*
yeah

>>102488243
the observer leaves the thread

I'm watching wrestling instead, don't tell my oshi

>>102488243
One of the talents accidentally says nigger and it snowballs into a race war in South Africa

>>102488243
Dizzy

>>102488308
How could Phase be the bad guy when Fishman does nothing?

>>102488401
>accidentally

>>102488243
Sakana's box fort in the warehouse where he plays League falls on him.

>>102488243
Pippa

>>102488482
He's Chinese.

>vshojo explode
>phase get blame
????

>>102488243
Tea.

>>102488243

>>102488580
grug tribe dead? not possible
other tribe must have done it
hate other tribe

>>102487891
kek

>>102488629
Why is Hime baby more erotic than any of her new outfits?

Why did she do it?

>>102488243
Pippa coming clean on her past

>>102488660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x7FGbW3IVc

>>102488226
henya makes funnier noises

>>102488693
gunrun called her fat

>>102488691
it's a literal onahole

Menace is SO much hotter than lumi.

>>102488842
Menance LOST.

>>102488842
What the fuck is your problem? Are we going to have to take this outside faggot?

>>102488226
because mint is like an mercenary. a soldier of fortune one might say.

>>102488399
Who the fuck is Suzuki?
Tf happen that you rather pretend it doesn't exist?

>>102488842
Well it's on Lumi to prove otherwise

Isn't Fume Knight's moveset literally just Gwyn but left handed and you can't parry him?

Wasn't Mari supposed to be streaming?

>>102488974
don't bring that shit back up

>>102488974
We're supposed to forget about her

>>102488974
Don't go down that rabbit hole anon

Okay. I did it
>>102489034

>>102488925
Unironically looks like Sam Hyde

>>102488974
You don't want to know. Trust me.

Do you think Sleepy would do better if she got naked?

>>102488974
Who told you about that?

Do people here seriously think Lumi is hot entirely based on her skeleton hag hands?

>>102488401
Kitanya...

Why must you reopen these wounds

>>102488842
Doesn't that whore want you to pay $10 to tribute her?

Holy sex

WHO THE FUCK IS SUZUKI?

>>102489267
bro really?

>>102489267

>>102489267
Suzuki these nuts

Watching Sleepy do the >roll roll >R1 >roll roll roll >R1 game with Fume Knight really emphasizes how fucked later games like Elden Ring are just because of how much more HP the bosses have. Each R1 lovetap Sleepy's doing is yellow damage on the boss, but in your typical Elden Ring fight it's humiliation ritual chip damage. The rollslop game is so much less tedious because of it.

>>102488974
It involved a bottle of Jameson, a kilo of cocaine, $185,000, a cryptid almost no one has ever heard of, a very large slice of fugu at a ramen shop, and a trip to the bottom of the Mediterranean sea.

>>102489267
a japanese wrestler, he's really old

>male joins
>agency falls apart in less than a year
Hmmm

>>102489402
zen was in vshojo for way more than a year

>>102489383
It's still shitty rollslop at the end of the day and she should play something else.

>>102489383
If the bosses in ER are going to bullshit me, I'm going to bullshit them back.

>>102489383
>but in your typical Elden Ring fight it's humiliation ritual chip damage
>he hasn't taken the dragonpill

>>102489433
Not him the ex holo gwanlijanim

>>102489433
Anon please

TAIGA FIRE

>>102489383
>but in your typical Elden Ring fight it's humiliation ritual chip damage
Huh? Late game Elden Ring you should be dropping quadruple digit numbers per second if your build isn't dogshit.

>>102489402
Clio...

I can't believe people unironically used to think this game was the pinnacle of difficulty. This boss looks like it's moving in slow motion and his attacks can't track for shit.

>>102489078
mhm, no one is biting anon. you'll get em next time

>>102489562
it's OK anon, I'm sure your second puberty will kick in any day now. You can also just try using howard stern microphone settings

>>102489601
>and his attacks can't track for shit.
DS2's problem is that the attack doesn't need to track if your hitbox doesn't actually move until after the animation plays.

>>102489601
I think it's mostly people who got aggravated with some of the wonky hitboxes the bosses have

>>102489601
People didn't know better at the time. All the big AAA games were pretty casual.

What are the chances of Henya joining Phase? She's all I have any kind of interest in from that company, and the Pikamee situation makes me think she won't want indie again.

>>102489651
From's programming is so shit man

Clio ought to play Lux Invicta on CK2 for prime serbian romaboo autism

>>102489601
It's because every game has been harder than the last due to Fromsoft being chained to their LMAO SO HARDDDD marketing. For example, Margit's got 10x more mechanical complexity and difficulty than Slave Knight Gael.

WTF was Lumi talking about when she said she "doesn't like to drive in her lane"? Is this a common occurrence anywhere?

[Rare Memory news] She's an idiot.

>>102489662
No, he really was seen as hard back then. When you played DS2, you only had 3-4 years of Soulslikes under your belt instead of 15.

>>102489721
Oh that's just a DS2 thing, none of the others ones have this problem your hitbox actually follows your roll. DS2 instead decided to just not do that and tied I-frames into a stat.

>they got him too
So it really is THAT taboo...

>>102489695
Non zero but slim, don't get your hopes up.

>>102489695
Henya goes indie - 65%
Henya joins Phase Connect - 15%
Henya joins a different corpo (maybe JP side, like Prism/Neo-Porte/etc.) - 10%
Henya retires or rebrands again - 10%

>>102489695
If fish could make a good enough pitch through tenma, probably.

>>102489793
> no_signal.png

>>102488243
mari will do something and cause phase connects destruction

>>102489819
I've seen it talked about when people were discussing Bloodborne.

>>102489838
Hmm. People said I was crazy when I said Marimari_en would join one day.
We'll see.
I just don't see indie for her, dealing with that Wizard Game shit really seemed to upset her.

>come home from work expecting to find your wife, Hime, waiting for you just inside the door with the scent of a freshly cooked dinner behind her
>find this instead
What would you do

>>102489446
Crazy how people would rather say the entire genre sucks instead of just admitting that it's just Elden Ring, specifically, that's bad.

>fish have 5 bait threads on the log

[Clio News] She got the Kitasan Black card

>>102489996
>wtf, I don't own a dishwasher or a laundry machine

I love my popular hag wife

>>102490051
All me btw plus I can't get banned

>>102489996
I hate you fags

>>102488243
Pippa yab

>>102490051
fish is /vt/'s favorite vtuber

>>102489976
Nah what happens in Bloodborne is almost every enemy has a metric ton of forward momentum and it doesn't have rolling the same way other games do. Anyone having dodging problems in that game is treating it like Souls games and using rolls defensively instead of using it like a matador and punishing foes.

>>102489793
Memory is a junkie..

DS2's main difficulty gimmick is exploiting how long the animation is to do anything so you have to brute force "ok when's the boss going to let me heal?" knowledge.

>>102489996
BATISTA BOMB

>>102488243
me
my BWC will cause them all to miss streams

>>102489996
Wedgie

>>102489996
>>102490149
hard wood

>>102488401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m_4gPTaQN0

>>102490203
same as Elden Ring
the Margit windup is absurd

>>102490035
it was a gradual decline that was apparent by sekiiro

>>102490321
>same as Elden Ring
Not if you play magic of either type, because then the gimmick is how big can I get this damage number.

>>102490353
runie

>>102490353

>>102490353
No way that is real

>>102490353
>Goldstein
Bravo

>>102490353
>Dr Goldstein

>>102490353
What do you call this phenomenon?

>>102490149
Sex

Bros... Henya really did drop the VShojo from her name

>>102490149
Fucking WOULD

>>102490493
Before

>>102490386
It's still the gimmick when using magic in ER because of how hard enemies are programmed to berserker rush you if they see you cast; it's "ok which animations trap the boss for long enough for me to cast without getting punished." Sleepy spent less than 20 minutes on Fume Knight right now (when DS2 launched it was like ~2 hours on average with something like 50 deaths) because she's done Elden Ring reps during her Nightreign streams. All of the things that make Fume Knight hard - heal punishing and surprise combo extensions - are baby mode versions of what Elden Ring bosses also do, so to Sleepy, Fume Knight is just a Nightreign field boss.

>>102490493
everyone did, even their members who have been radio silent for months/years

>>102489793
Well, you see, the issue here is that the medicine she took was ingested, and thus technically counts as food, which immediately activates her class debuff.

Please understand.

>>102490570
holy shit

>>102490149
Look at this soft tummy. It's better than any tummy in phase connect

>>102490493
>Bros... Henya really did drop the VShojo from her name
?

>>102488243
my serious answer: it won't be some big drama that implodes the company. Just some talents will slowly leave or retire, phase pulls back on the huge projects as numbers dwindle and eventually it'll fade into obscurity as a 3 or 2 view company but maintained.
Come 2045 ish then people will look back at this time as the golden era of phase. Pippa has said herself phase won't be around forever, talents will leave eventually and go through their lives.
whatever mechanism causes its downfall, we should just enjoy the days right now as "the good ol days".

>>102490592
kson just dropped hers, so much for no cons then

>>102490553
>It's still the gimmick when using magic in ER because of how hard enemies are programmed to berserker rush you if they see you cast
Buddy 90% of bosses you can take down the second you walk through the fog gate if you're doing pure sorcery. No animation trap needed.

>>102490641
I liked Pikamee. I always thought Vshojo was a massive mistake. Just the "whore company" in my eyes.
Best of luck to her if she leaves, or it implodes.
Fishman should at least try to poach.

>>102490641
It's not appearing on mine anymore

>fishman has been stealing jelly's coffee money
do you think he'd do this?

>>102490553
>It's still the gimmick when using magic in ER because of how hard enemies are programmed to berserker rush you if they see you cast
Skill issue desu

>>102490709
I'm talking about using magic in a run where you don't have the wiki open in a second tab to make a dedicated hypermode anti-boss cheese build. Sorcery is the guide reader's playground but it's gay as fuck if you're not.

>>102490756
Hopefully. Fuck Jerry

>>102490756
It's so fucking over...

>>102490088
Thats not the right one...
Also i got 4 as a f2p lol
Whales seeth

I like this shrimp but I wish she drops the fake american accent and embraces her beautiful british accent and voice.

>>102490756
jerry is too awatistic not to do the math on her phase paycheck

>>102490751
Post the screenshot then

>>102490668
It all ends eventually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-9tuc4jUZs

>>102490353
The last time I ordered anything to get delivered was when I was in high school ordering pizza by phone call and gave the guy a $1.50 tip. I don't understand this whole phone app delivery and pay 50% more thing

>>102490832
>I'm talking about using magic in a run where you don't have the wiki open in a second tab to make a dedicated hypermode anti-boss cheese build.
I think the average player can figure out that comet azur or rot breath put out big numbers without a guide.

>>102490939
This.
Just get off your ass and save the money.

Maldron the Assassin more like Maldron the FAGGOT
>Devs give Maldron anti-gravity hacks so you can't use Force or WOG to knock him off the chain
Literally artificial difficulty

>>102490641
Maybe refresh? It's gone for me too

>>102490740
why'd she even retire to join them
I thought she was doing really well as an indie

>>102490978
but I’m fat getting off my ass is a hassle

You know what we haven't had in a bit, a jong arc.

https://x.com/LThedeity/status/1947313443260051779

>>102490953
You're not oneshotting the tougher bosses with Comet Azur without some real minmaxing THOUGH, the guide reading comes in because that minmaxing requires finding a shitload of really obscure loot in the overworld. Sorcery in particular likes to hide all the good stuff in the ass end of nowhere.

>>102490756
Nah, he just openly refuses to give her her cut and dares her to cry about it. He even reminds her of this every day without fail on DMs.

>>102491049

>>102490896
Nta

>>102491101
Ok but my dragon point stands, Rot Breath can and will fuck most bosses, half the time not even from the rot.

>>102491075
>Shiina killing Lumi
what did they mean by this

mari has a dirty pussy

>>102491018
I'd imagine she wanted a more detailed reboot design with a place that, at the time, had a much higher ceiling

>>102491018
Literally too stupid to be an indie.

>>102491018
Some people just want to stream and don't want to do anything else like marketing, networking, whatever else a corp can offer for services

>>102491208
It kinda looks like she's having a Sanji nosebleed reaction to Dizzy's ass

>>102491254
damn
og pikamee was way better than her stupid dinosaur costume

>>102491179
That requires finding rot breath in the first place. There's always that one OP item you miss and need it to be looked up. I missed Raptor of the Mists in 2 straight no-guide playthroughs because Fromsoft's NPC quest design in ER is fucking schizo nonsense and there's a bunch of lategame boss attacks that are (or, were, I dunno what's been nerfed) borderline impossible to avoid without it.

>>102491018
She had the Wizard Game drama, and I'd guess they promised more money as a result of more views they could promise

This is going to be my morning routine until I make my first million dollars. I will then buy a huge plot of land in Jelly's country and live there happily with Jelly

Pippa is going to have another menhera moment about a company betraying their talents again on stream

>>102491393

Viggo Mortensen aka Alatriste is beating up Clio's Muslim armies in Spain and Africa...

Uh oh

>>102490353
Why are fags so cringe

>>102491440
>it's real

You know what is surreal for me? Watching nigs flip flops from
>Phase is a right wing chud company that support nazi and hitler
To
>Phase is a left wing woke company that hire tranny and attacks henya
In a single thread.

>>102491426
Great movie

>>102491440
KEK POSTERS SWITCH THREADS NOW PEDAL TO THE METAL

>>102491440
Huh it's real

>>102491333
>That requires finding rot breath in the first place.
It's not that hard to miss unless you just ignore Caelid. Like it's literally on the main road not hidden away in a random cave.

>>102491440
https://x.com/niminightmare/status/1947497473544753172
AAAAAIIIIEEEEE

What the fuck is happening today?

>>102491440
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
I SHOULD'VE MARRIED THE CUTE VTUBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>102491440
AAAIIIEEEE

>>102491440

>>102490324
R u retarded?
U r retarded.

>>102491440
Hacked?

>>102491440
Oh boy.
They sure wanted to make today eventful.

RIP naplings.

>>102491440
hahaha

>>102491604
I forgot Runie existed

>>102491569
NTA but I missed it on my first ER run because I think I got distracted by the Death Rite Bird in the distance and beelined towards it, I forget what shiny I saw since it was years ago but he is missable.

>>102491440

>>102491440
>Family
>She's been pregnant on stream
Hot

>>102491440
Im going to fucking kill myself

why is everything happening today.......?

>>102491440
Do you hear something

Like a thousand voices in the horizon crying "uuuuuu" before going silent...

>>102491680
Anon, never turn a blind eye to evil. You may well have caused everything...

>>102491701
Pippa no!

>>102491440
>grandma vtuber
Oof. Fuck off.

>>102491440
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pippa status?

>>102491440

>>102491440
The rrats were always real

>>102491440

>>102491253
the CEO of Sex does not have a dirty pussy

>>102491440
DIZZY DON'T READ THIS

DIZZY TURN OFF YOU PC

DIZZY...!

>>102491440
I hope it goes the worst way possible with her followers

>>102491440
>husbandlive is real

holy shit, what a day

>>102491440
The only reason it would "come up" is if she couldnt hide the crying baby and the prolonged absences.

>>102491440
think this will make it okay for nameless to admit she's still with that guy?

>>102491440
When will Pippa announce this?

The bombs keep dropping and it's only July

>>102491440

>>102491846
Every single chuuba has a bf bro, RM/dox cuckposting is an instant ban chiefly because it's a violation of MAD doctrine.

I'm happy for Nimi and I hope their merriage is blessed with health and happiness.

Im actually sad... Why am I like this?

phase talents in here, you can't follow nimi's example your career will literally die

Lumi you can fucking stop now

grim
grim all around

>>102491440
This is probably her attempt to get in front of the doxers who would inevitably find this out.

>>102491440
Pippa will now drop or criticize her for announcing this

>>102491440
how jelly is jelly right now

>>102491986
What does MAD doctrine mean

>>102491440
How are there people who didn't know? This was known since she was an indie before Hololive.
Wait until the catalog figures out he's black.

>>102492085
Mutually Assured Destruction

>>102492070
So this is why she left

>>102491440
A 2nd nuclear bomb has hit the vtubing sphere today

>>102491979
>chinchilla mentality

I knew these huge names going indie was going to lead to normalizing them being honest about their relationships

>>102492111
AIIEE

>>102491440

>>102492221
>chinchilla mentality
what is this?

>>102492045
Then stop the Jelly schizoposting. You know that's precisely why Lumi's going scorched earth.

>>102491979
Based woman disliker

One day you'll wake up to this

IM SICK OF VTUBERS

>>102491440
Pippa burning all of her Nimi merch right now. Her motto on this is, rules for thee, not for me

Which Phaser will see this as an opportunity to come clean?

I feel so tired today

>>102492413
Wemi just because you posted this

What do we do if a Phase talent does the same thing...

>>102492245
It's a good thing and I congratulate her and her fiancé.

>>102492488
Drop her

>>102491853
Thank you Tenma. Always keeping it real

>phase got attacks all day
>nimi yab
Every fucking time I swear

>>102492447

>>102492392
>white husband btw

>>102492447
Aren't you glad Moom just quietly retired and you won't get to hear about her eventual love life?

I thought Nimi was one of the smarter ones

>>102492543
She didnt mean it for that
Especially since tenma is the most uni friendly phaser other than maybe Clio

>>102492617
Why did you think she stopped doing ASMR?

>nimi's husband is northernlion
would pippa forgive her?

>>102492617
I mean the alternative is mysteriously stopping virtually all streaming activities for a period of 2-3 years while the baby was still in uncontrollable toddler mode, she'd be forced to do something like stream only once ever few weeks and only put out the bare minimum content needed to keep the channel alive while stringing her fans along with empty promises of a return to form.
>Catalog is cuckposting so hard that the captcha is lagging
ebin

I really wish I could date someone like mari. she's so funny and seems like such a relaxing and uplifting person, I feel like I'd be so much at ease with someone like her. last person I dated just made me so anxious all the time

>>102492038
no do it. build a following on honesty and integrity

>>102492596
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAR DO NOT REDEEM

>>102492737
Isn't NothernLion already married?

>>102492737
yes

The fact that Sleepy is actually fighting her way through Brume Tower's rape cave is wild, she's going to be so mad when she sees that the boss is just Blue Smelter.

>>102491440
is Pippa going to kill herself?

>>102492777
> alternative is mysteriously stopping virtually all streaming activities for a period of 2-3 years while the baby was still in uncontrollable toddler mode

Petra...

>>102492111

I haven't watched Sleepy in a few weeks, but watching her now and I feel like I'm in the army again.
Has her southern accent gotten stronger over time, or is it just a today thing? It's definitely noticeable.

>>102492686
there is no such thing as unicorn friendly. There is only Chuubas with a soul and those without. Yeehaw

>>102492843
Wake up! The world doesn't run on integrity!

>>102492796
You'll find your Mari soon enough! Don't lose hope!

Reminder, Jelly once said
>If you have a big nose, you're going to be rich

today deserves a name

>>102493014
It gets stronger the more tired she gets.

>>102492952
I thought Petra was just upgraded to an A-chan role because nijiEN's real management are a bunch of useless shitters.

>>102491440
Kronii really loved her...

>>102493096
Bloody Monday

>>102492796
you should ask reinhard what its like dating her

>>102491440
Pippa said she's a unicorn for Fauna in the past so I expect her to ignore this and be an hypocrite like always.

>>102493021
Unicorn friendly is real and tenma is one
What you said is also true
She does have soul

>>102492385
God Damn this is the first big day I've seen vt through. What a mess.

I can only imagine how the nijisanji stuff, the holo graduations went down.

>>102493289
It's fun ngl

>>102493207
Pippa says a lot of bullshit. I don't get how's there's people that listen to her still.

>>102493289
Fauna graduating got a sticky. We shall see if this does as well.

>>102491524
Two kinds of twitterites that don't take kindly to phase. Does it make sense? No. But it is pretty funny

she hasn't explicitly say "male husband" though, she may be marrying a woman there's still hope for cucklings

>>102493029
Then we die for a better world

>>102493062
isn't that a Chinese superstition?

>Cool Ranch Smelter has animations that are like 50ms off from Nacho Cheese Smelter just to force at least one mega gay death out of you
Unironically bottom 5 worst ideas in Fromsoft history

>Pippa is happy about the news

AIIIE, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

Atleast Phase is full of femcel neets who cant even get married if they wanted.

well that answers that

>>102493491
No chance.
>now you know why her and Kronii fell off
Kronii was in love with Fauna, but Fauna liked dick.

>>102493162
Fuck it IS Monday, i thought it was Sunday. I slept for 18 hours...
What did I miss today?

Phase bros?

>>102493693
Yikes

https://x.com/YuniLunaTV/status/1947505489321062533

Is this her cope?

>>102492686
How is Clio unicorn friendly? She's a giant whore.

>>102493207
(me) What do I win?
>>102493693
>talking about married life
Sounds so fucking terrible holy shit nobody watches vtubers for this cuck shit.

>>102493693
cringe

>>102491440
Oh sweet jesus, this is worth than anything we've witnessed.

This is the definition of KEKING

Pippa has wedding fever, this is my chance!

>>102493693
BASED

>>102493640
hi mari

>>102493693
>>102493767
>>102493777
>>102493796

This day can't possibly get any crazier.

And yet...

RRAT SELLER
I'M GOING TO SHITPOST IN THE CATALOG.
I NEED ONLY YOUR STRONGEST RRATS

>>102493639
>>102493693
>>102493767
>>102493777
>>102493796
>>102493845
Now it's your turn to announce our marriage Pippa

>>102493759
Ironmouse left vshojo and Nimi's getting married

>>102493639
>>102493693
>>102493767
>>102493777
>>102493796
You were expecting a not dogshit awful opinion out of Pippa?

SAKANA PLEASE PUT PIPPA IN SUCIDE WATCH SAKANA PLEASE

The ripples of this event will fully solidify the normalfag takeover of vtubing.

i so sick of vtubers gonna just binge rob ager content for a few months

>>102493922
>Ironmouse left vshojo
[ update] Everyone left vshojo

>>102493845
Ironically enough, this is how female parasociality works.

>>102493693
kill yourself Pippa

>>102493831
What do you watch vtubers for?

>>102493906
Nimi is married to northernlion

I hate 2025 vtubing.

>>102493693

>>102493631
>lyle kill it

WHAT IS GOING ON

>>102493965
I'm waiting for the squad of SO TRUE SLAY SISTERs to crawl out of their crackden and start calling everyone a chud

I feels sick to my stomach. I'm going to take a break from vtuber for a bit.

Fuck this shit bros. Im going for a drive and when I get back she better have admitted to it being a joke.

>>102493965
lolifags should kill themselves
unicorns should hang themselves
simple as

>>102494039
Not hearing about their hubbies.
Make me laugh, make me goon don't make me hear stories about your husband.

>>102493693
I think Pippa should DIE

>>102494086
>Mori is next on the list
Didn't see that coming

>>102494086
*sheathes katana*

>>102494086
MAKE IT STOP

>>102494086
I think she's talking about vshojo. Too much shit is happening.

marriage
>>102494169
>>102494169
>>102494169

>>102491654
now that i think about it, hacking a chuubas twitter and doing a boyfriend yab would instantly kill her career

>>102493037
Thanks anon, I hope so. I sadly do not have a very attractive face even though I stay in shape but I feel like kind girls like Mari wouldn't care much about that as long as I'm fun to talk to and treat them well. Meeting girls is the hardest part for me though.

>>102494162
I was told in this very thread that these bitches are just playing characters. This married life shit is quite the character...

>>102493693
>>102493922
>>102494086
WHAT THE FUCK

>>102494295

>>102493845
TIL this is pippa

>>102494303
The sheer volume of seethe someone could generate by hijacking Saba's twitter for a solidarity post would generate enough heat to put us in The Day After Tomorrow timeline

>>102494458
>ironmouse left
Everyone left. Everyone. Even the MIAs came back all at once to leave. Ironmouse accused them of embezzling like half a million in charity money and her video was the cue for everyone else.

>>102494458
We live in interesting times

>>102491440
Yeah, it was me

>>102493105
makes sense