Unicorns status?

This is so ridiculous I thought it was fake.

I got banned for saying she was engaged a week ago

>>102491427 (OP)
now nimi will truly be a mommy

>>102491506
Why did you say that? Any reasons?

>>102491427 (OP)
wtf isreal

>>102491427 (OP)
Naplings...

>>102491531
forsenE any bajs?

>>102491427 (OP)
So happy for her. Total. Unicorn. GENOCIDE!

>>102491427 (OP)
Nice shitpost bro VERY CONV--*checks Twitter* WHAT THE FUCK

>>102491427 (OP)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>102491427 (OP)
>unicorns dead
uhhh isnt she already tainted from that thing she said years back? "we cannot be friends" or something

Well... the threads are burning already

Why not more gas bring to the fire.

>>102491427 (OP)
I'm actually gonna throw up...
I fill ill right now...

I don't understand why they can't at least keep up the facade of the characters they portray.

>take the indie pill bro

>>102491506
kek I wanna say something but I don't wanna get banend hahahahha

>>102491427 (OP)
I thought she was smarter than this. I'd assumed she was already married but doing the sensible thing and hiding it. In fact I know she knows better. What could have compelled her to do this?

The husband? Me.

>>102491427 (OP)
SO SHE WAS IN HOLOLIVE
GETTING ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY
PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU
AND SHE WAS GETTING FUCKED
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KEKLINGS!>??!?!

AHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHAHA

FUCKING KEKWEW

Western women, not even once.

What benefit is there for her to say this?

>>102491506
There was no proof of that, if you're talking about the old guy he's been out of the picture for years and got a new fiance

What a week....

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>102491427 (OP)
>It's real
Well, uh, good for her

>>102491427 (OP)
now we know what leaving hololive means

>israel
saba is next btw

>>102491674
No corpo telling her what not to say anymore

>nimi waiting for a big drama nuke to go off before dropping this one
clever

Reminder that you can't be friends but you can be a cuck

>>102491674
woman moment. got too excited. for some women they think about marriage all their life. she's probably gonna be a bridezilla

I'm actually gonna kill myself

>>102491674
she want to collab with her husband (vesper)

>>102491709
Its only monday :(

what a weird day...

>>102491700
Better to be an honest wife then a lying whore. Also Vshoujo nuke is a good time to just air everything.

Is Nimi Husband here

Please stand Up
Please Stand up

I'm happy she found her happiness. I wish her and her family the best.

Also jeez lousie it's only been 6 minutes. She must be living rent free in your head.

What a week right guys?

>>102491427 (OP)
>Nimicuck is real
LMAO

>>102491700
Well either she's getting ahead of it leaking somehow or she just wanted to get it off her chest.

>it's real

... How long till Saba's announcement? Are the pregnancy rrats real?

ALEX BOUT TO DROP THE BIGGEST NUKEEEEEE LMAOLLOPPLLLLLLLLMM FUCK IM SCREWED

>>102491427 (OP)
what the fuck it's real

>>102491683
She never pretended to like them though, anyone who still gachi'd for her after her "I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND" speech is a retard who deserves to feel cucked right now.

>>102491427 (OP)
So this was the disagreement with management?

>>102491427 (OP)
Unironic condom money acknowledgement..

She's too wifeable to stay single. I bet she has a child on the way or already born. Good for her

>>102491427 (OP)
Was this why she was the only HoloEN member that much against travelling to JP and staying there over a long time? (the only one who made it publicly known, at least)

>>102491427 (OP)
>It's fucking real
Oh shit, good for her then i guess, she did keep the fanbase at arms length
Also it does give us some more closure about the whole thing

Imagine being the first legally cucked fanbase
I'd feel bad for them if they weren't so insufferable

As someone that’s never had a girlfriend in his entire life and is getting dangerously close to 30, this only makes me feel worse. I have always dreamed of marrying the love of my life and starting a family. I likely never will due to bad looks and autism and overall being a total failure in life

>>102491427 (OP)
This is literally NTR. I'm being cuuuuuuuuucked!

>>102491427 (OP)
I'm happy Hololive kick her out

>>102491427 (OP)

>>102491693
at least the japs have the decency to hide their marriages

>>102491427 (OP)
Any actual unicorns would have known she had a boyfriend even before Hololive and steered clear; so, anyone who is seriously upset at this is just an outright a Unicuck that deserves it.

Wild that this is the second biggest bomb to drop today though...

don't follow her much but isn't this completely insane to announce w/ the type of audience she's grown?

>>102491683
>PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU
Lets not say silly things anon, she never liked her viewers and never pretended to. Saplings were just so mentally ill they kept clinging to mommy despite her disgust. I suppose some people like that tho.

>>102491427 (OP)

Ngl, i thought this was fake lol
Crazy kek

REPORT OF NAPLING SUICIDES COMING IN FROM AROUND THE WORLD

>>102491427 (OP)
Probably killing themselves right now.

how do vtubers even meet people? i know they aren't marrying their fans

>>102491427 (OP)
Can't wait to see the Sapling Plushies on Ebay, so I can buy one and transform it into an onahole

>>102491427 (OP)
so THAT was why she left, LMAO

>>102491859
>She's too wifeable to stay single
This
She's a young, attractive woman with a decent amount of charisma and actual wife qualities
There's no way she would stay single for her streaming job

What a timing to drop the bomb KEK

>>102491870
>the first

So this is what "disagreements with management" about huh?
Congratulation I am happy for her make more babies.

UUUUUU...?

>>102491674
Unironically her future husband could’ve made her do this

>>102491427 (OP)
Wow congrats Nimi. You just forfeited your ex-Holo privilege

>>102491427 (OP)
Dropping this news during VShojo's meltdown is crazy

EDIT IT QUICKLY

>>102491870
>Imagine being the first legally cucked fanbase
>first
How fucking new are you?

>>102491427 (OP)
Holy fuck, everyone is just revealing shit, now, huh?

>>102491931
>>102491930
I can confirm

Thank god I didn't buy merch

Daily remember that there's still men here that actually believe that femcels exist

>>102491859
Single women don’t exist. Even the most unattractive women can get a man out of her league.

>>102491427 (OP)
ARENT SHE LESBIAN WHAT THE FUCK WHY WHAT ABOUT KRONII WHAT ABOUT THE NUDES EXCHANGES WITH UNDERAGE SHONDO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME FAAAAAAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reminder that not a single talent, not even one, not ONE vtuber is single. All of them have a male to cuddle with, to get fucked by, to go out on dinner, so on so forth. All those fantasies you have? All of them are being fulfilled by another man. Now just treat the girls as entertainment for entertainment's sake and stop thinking you have a chance.

Her boyfriend probably hit on Kronii when she visited her that's probably why they fought and don't talk anymore

>>102491427 (OP)
>not a single "yeah me"
you guys are slipping

>>102491674
>Recently, I heard from another creator that he was showing photos of VTubers' real selves while revealing their personal info like marital statue. I now wanted to find a way to warn other employees.

>>102491734
Go to /ggg/ if you want to know who the lucky guy is

>>102491427 (OP)
Honestly, good for her

>>102491427 (OP)
>Graduate to marry someone
Aaah, one of the more common reasons for an idol to graduate. She wasn't lying when she said she still wanted to be an idol

>>102491888
Same bro, it feels weird to acknowledge this in front of your fanbase most of whom will probably never know what it's like. I get that it's a happy moment for her but it feels inconsiderate to how thousands of men her age and older feel.

>>102491870
Not even the first in hololive

How does Hololive keep winning?

>>102491427 (OP)
Oh this is why Kronii got MAD last year LOL, it's just like the Sally thing again

Nothing but pathetic adult male virgins that have never done anything with a girl ITT that are jealous that someone’s getting married to the love of their life

I'm glad that we can now make it public.

If someone managed to marry your oshi put yourself out there guys, it can happen to you too!

So disagreements with management was because she wasn't allowed to announce she was going to get married as Fauna?

>>102491427 (OP)
Aaaaaand her viewership tanks
Thanks for playing sapkeks

>>102491936
>i know they aren't marrying their fans
I don't know of any fan marriages yet but there have been multiple vtubers that fucked their fans. Only a matter of time that one of those ends up in a pregnancy induced marriage

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR A WORD ABOUT PHASE KEKNECT AGAIN LMAO

>>102491427 (OP)
Tweeting this amidst the Mouse nuke because people are distracted is pretty smart. Though not tweeting it at all probably would've been smarter.

>>102491427 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

At least you can rest easy knowing your money is not getting used on condoms, kek

>>102491427 (OP)
>disagreements with the management
and you all thought it was a black company rumao she just wanted to get her pussy filled, this time as an indie

Sub Status
-1 already

>>102491859
>I bet she has a child on the way or already born
It's me, I'm the child

>>102491427 (OP)
Nimi love!

>>102491936
Probably the same way normies do? There are very few genuinely odd femcel chuubas, most of them are just moderately attractive completely normal women.

>>102491870
>the first
anon...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102491531
Bajs are unicorns

>>102491936
shes marrying vesper

HEAR ME OUT!!!
PREGNANT NIMI STREAMS!
NIMI STREAMS WITH BABY!
WE ARE ENTERING A NEW FRONTIER!

How is the Tower reacting to this?

>>102491427 (OP)
Well, I guess signing and idol shit wasn't why she left Holo afterall. Fucking JP black companies. Charlie was right, these corpo vtuber agencies are the scummiest parts of the straming platform. Now I feel sorry everytime I watch holoEN knowing how much they got to suffer through.

>>102492036
Kronii has a bad habit of falling in love with straight married women
Kaela is next

>>102492101
wait mad about what

>>102491427 (OP)
>thanks for the donation anon! *gets creampied*
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>102491427 (OP)
>living in a timeline where schizos were vindicated
This will empower them forever

>>102491427 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KARMA IS SUCH A BITCH HOLY FUCK

Hololive won

>>102492083
>I hope to keep vtubing even as a grandma
She's not graduating.

>>102492040
amen
anyone actually mentally ill enough to think they have any shot with a internet anime woman deserves ntr

>>102492088
Plenty of normies and women like Vtubers. I’m sure a good chunk of her fanbase can’t relate to being a lonely, unattractive male

>>102491427 (OP)
>israel
This and the vshojo yab makes today like an earthquake for vtuber industry

>>102492130
But you see, she cucked outside hololive. In fact she graduated so she could cuck her fans

This is good news even for unicorns no? Being wholesome trad housewife is based. Having boyfriend is cringe.

You're committing Sapling because you missed your chance to be the husband
I'm committing Sapling because I want to be reincarnated as the baby

We are not the same

>>102491427 (OP)
I wonder which micro ecelebrity she's marrying

APOLOGIZE

>>102492121
>>102492159
She wanna get pregnant but there's tons of dance lessons in hololive thats what stopping her from getting pregnant so she quit the idol life to get pregnant get it? She doesn't want to be an idol, thus the disagreeementtt

MOMMY?

>>102492172
That was me.

>>102491870
touristchama....

>>102492115
No it can't. I've accepted it. I'll throw myself into my work and just make enough money to retire to a private hermitage in the woods where I can live self-sufficiently.

>her husband is hurricane-chan

>>102491427 (OP)
I... I think I'm going to cry. Thanks for being honest to us. I should find a new hobby...

>>102492234
This changes nothing

Thanks for the money, nerd
Lmao

>>102491427 (OP)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>>102492272
Reincarnation means you have to kill yourself before her (next) pregnancy though...

>>102491919
It's pretty in line with how she was. She got into some shit a while back for being one of the girls who made it clear that her viewers aren't friends with her. Honestly hearing this I feel like Mumei is planning on getting hitched as well, and that's why she'd not thinking of vtubing again. Council really was the normie gen out of nowhere.

>>102491427 (OP)

Honestly, pretty smart that she's revealing this now that Saba debuted. Her connection with Saba is probably gonna be her safety net and she won't experience much drop off in subs.

>>102492090
Not officially no

Its just Marriage, you can always steal ;)

>>102491936
>how to people who "work" 2 hours a day playing videogames meet people
Nigga you serious? They got way more time than all the wagies to be dating

>>102492281
Y-agoo-dono s-s-sonno...anno ne. yuyu YURUSHITE BOKU YURUSHITEKUDASAI

Why do these holes think shit like this is a good idea? Personally I don't give a fuck what's going on in their private life, but I watch vtubers for the character they portray, and if shit like this makes ME roll my eyes, I know for goddamn certain it has the majority of her paying audience in their feelings. And in general, you're getting fucking married, why do you feel like you need to share that with people you don't goddamn motherfucking know? Shit like that should be between close friends and family. God fucking damn it I hate attention whores.

>thanks for the baby formula funds

>>102491534
he was getting fired from vshojo

>>102491919
If anything, it's the opposite: Fauna dropped her ASMR (which wasn't quite GFE, but did get close,) and she did the "we cannot be friends" thing, and she made that meme which showed that the "Mommy" thing kinda drove her nuts several years back as well. So, getting married is kinda a surprise, but she hasn't exactly been goading people on, so whatever.

>>102492013
There should be a new copy pasta when Chizuru rejected him (the "okay, that's life" IIRC). Less cucky but perhaps more suitable for the situation

I wonder if her income will be affected by this information

NONSTOP PLAPPI PLAPMARE

Is she paying the wedding with her Nimi debut money?

Insider here.
Hubbi Heightmare is one of the Holostars.

But not the obvious answer.

>>102492057
>>102492101
You're on the right track.

>>102492275
forsen...
saba...

reminder that every single one of your oshi is getting dicked down and fucked by a man taller and more handsome than you'll ever be

came here to laugh at you, parasocial retards

When will you dumb fucks learn your lesson about girls on the internet?

>Sir a second nuke has hit the log

Didn't eddie and he break up? Is this a new guy?

Up next, Nimi's NTR arc:
"I am divorcing my husband because I met someone better and he's a fan of mine."

>>102492394
She has a husband I think she'll be fine.

Saplings/Naplings need to get some consolation of what happened, and I know the perfect person to help them.

Well, good for her?

This reminded me of being very surprised the bible study girl back in highschool got happily married right after graduation.

>>102491427 (OP)
I'm happy for her, but why would she even need to announced it? I honestly don't get it.

>>102492394
remember when all of you retards bought her plushies her first stream back? she will spend it all on her wedding now, congrats for getting played

>>102491427 (OP)
I feel terrible
>>102491674
Her man is a piece of shit probably.

i feel like these streamers have gotten too comfortable and are taking their fans for granted. nigga i watch you for the sake of escapism. i don't want to hear about your fucking boyfriend or your fucking family life. holy fuck i hate these women

If you guys are going to keep being unicorns.
>>102478739
>>102480819
>>102480947
And if you're going to keep denying reality then I'm going to keep saying Mumei/Shachimu has real autism.

the relationship didn't start until fauna graduated. fauna's still pure

Only a pathetic adult male virgin would be upset at this
Anyway congrats
I think it might be time to propose to my own gf

THANKS
FOR
THE
CONDOM
MONEY

>>102491634
Because if she's living with a husband eventually something will slip and it will be a big scandal that spawns a bunch of schizo antis. May as well rip the bandaid off, never mention it again, and at least be able to say she didn't hide anything when things do slip.

>>102491904
I honestly don't know if that's better, but at least they have the sense to know that no one with self-respect wants to fund your house and family, even if they end up with Rushia-style meltdowns if it goes wrong.

This shit. This is why I'm baffled by 'whaling'. Like you could find your own girl and live your own life for the money that whales spend on vtubers.

>>102491905
I feel like there was cope about them breaking up at some point though.

SHONDO RIGHT AGAIN BABY
ALWAYS RELEVANT

The great cuckening. I hope you guys unsubscribe and move on with your lives. Better than being some cuckling and paying for her condoms and birth control. Or, maybe she'll redirect your patronage to the diaper fund.

>>102492415
She got orc'd

I don't even care if my oshi is dating someone irl I don't need to hear about it. It should be commonplace for it to be a "don't ask don't tell" policy. It ruins the immersion.

fuck... it's all falling to pieces. RIP vtubing industry.

>>102492275
Northernlion homewrecker.

>>102492281
Yagoo-sama I kneel

>>102491888
Yeah, well I'm autistic and past 30 and have embraced the wizard life. Plus, if women don't think you are trying to fuck them, they become a lot more willing to trust you, go figure.

She had a boyfriend before she rebranded from lemon leaf, I wonder if it's the same guy?

>>102491627
sometimes its worth lurking here

>>102492422
My oshi Shizuka Rin is a neet baba that plays game (mostly ff online) 24 hours everyday, so I dunno..... your wrong I guess?

towa baby

>>102491427 (OP)
I mean good for her but damn. I always wondered why she was single when she was a keeper. Anyway she a genuine good gal and she will be a good mother to her kids. I'm happy for her.
Sad for me because I'm gonna be watching this shit until I die because I'm beyond redemption and salvation.

I eagerly await the pregnancy and wedding dress fanart.

Does anyone have that japanese meme about the vtuber fan donating to a girl who's married, with the yen flying over through the computer to her? kek

I cleansed my HD of any vtuber shit ages ago

>Kronii was actually in love with her
Man...

aren't you glad you never spent money on vtubers?

>>102491936
In nimi's case she was a normalfag who did entirely normalfag things until she discovered she could be a fun anime girl and get dorks to give her money for it.

Ironically, again, this is why gatekeeping is important.

>>102492331
it makes her departure feel much less ambiguous

>>102492061
They're all in /uuu/

>>102491427 (OP)
Fauna always wanted to be honest with her fans and I do greatly respect Nimi Nightmare for doing this. Telling her fan base that she is getting married will affect her numbers but she wants to be honest. That was something that was never allowed for the vtubers that work at Hololive.

>>102491700
>What benefit is there for her to say this?
None, there is no benefit in a vtuber saying this. Cover doesn't want Hololive to lose unicorns so their contract specifically forbids this from being honest even though several talents are married.

HAHAHA HOLY FUCK SAPKEKS

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/1m63klo/some_uplifting_news_nimi_is_getting_married/
Meanwhile Reddit's reaction

>>102492415
might as well just say who it is, not like anyone's going to believe you anyways

What possesses any vtuber to reveal that? The desire to shake off unicorns? Seems like an absolutely retarded career move.

>>102491427 (OP)
I thought this was an edit of Pina's tweet and it was just oblivious Holodrones who don't watch anyone else falling for it. That's crazy she actually worded it in the exact same way.

I always laughed at unicorns for their policy of "if she doesn't talk about it, it's not happening." The world continues spinning whether you witness it or not. A real man simply does not care.

>>102492508
She wants a family, they ain't buying condoms.

>>102492527
Shondo used to be friends with pre-fauna.
You think she sperged out not because Fauna got into holo but because that's when she met her bf?

>>102492090
The first to acknowledge it as their vtuber persona
I personally don't care what a chuuba does in their personal lives, but that's contingent on them keeping that information separate from their life as a vtuber
Vtubing should really operate on a Don't Ask Don't Tell system when it comes to relationships

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in* so you be saying she had a bf the entire time in hololive?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102491427 (OP)
https://x.com/niminightmare/status/1947497473544753172
https://x.com/niminightmare/status/1947497473544753172
https://x.com/niminightmare/status/1947497473544753172
https://x.com/niminightmare/status/1947497473544753172

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

TOTAL BROWNFEET VICTORY
FAUNASCHIZOS WON
SELENFAG WON

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Pic VERY much fucking related
Mahdeen I'm so sorry I forgive you I KNEEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

A little too parasocial to care about a stranger on the internet getting married, she's not my friend, why is she even telling me this? Cringe.

>it's real
how are women this retarded

>>102492527
lmao literally why i donate half my pay check to Shondo
She is like the only based vtuber out here

She just has the honesty and decency to say it.
Vtubing has gone on for like what, a decade.

You can expect most of the girls you follow have had multiple relationships, and even marriage. That green necromancer was a famous example, even.

Just wake up and stop thinking of vtubers as any replacement for real relationships.

>>102492534
>>102492590
>>102492645
nowa baby

i knew coming here after the news was a great idea. faggots all of you

>>102492472
So people don't post schizo/troll shit here and on Reddit/r/snark and on Discord. Look at this very thread: it's full of shitposters acting as if people who bought a $30 plushie of Fauna were delusional losers who thought they could pretend she was their girlfriend.

>>102492415
hakka it is then

>>102491427 (OP)
I feel like we just discovered what traumatised kronii, her never ending nightmare arc is very funny.

>>102491427 (OP)
It's fucking over...

>>102492630
>unironically posting plebbit
Go back troon

>>102492650
>retard woman moment
>her husband forced her to
>she doesn't want it to come out later when she needs to take time off to give birth/when you hear a baby in the background

>>102492607
lol no it doesnt

so where's the laugh at naplings thread at

napling rn

Better take that final nap.

>>102492630
You don't have to check reddit, her fans here are happy for her too. Cucks everywhere, 4chan is now reddit and you are a loser if you don't follow the majority.

>>102491427 (OP)
Now she went from mommy to mother. Her eggs have been saved!

>>102491427 (OP)
genuinely happy for her
go get it girlie

>>102492630
Toxic positivity

>>102492422
SHOW ME CONCRETE PROOFS OF HOLOLIVE ENGLISH FOURTH GENERATION JUSTICE TALENT CECILIA IMMERGREEN HAVING A BOYFRIEND

>>102492568
Average time to get married is 4 years so she's had one this entire time

>>102492236
Vtubing != Being an idol, though. Typically, there isn't that many idols who are publicly known to be married

>>102492763
yes it does

>>102491700
Any cucks jumping ship from Vshojo will go to her instead of Phase now

just watch kanna yanagi if you don't want to get cucked, she's allergic to semen

>>102492072
Maybe Fauna knew this shitty employee who just lost his job and potential career might go full scorched-earth, I believe it.

>>102492281
based Yagoo kicking her out before the maternity leave

So that's why she left, good thing she was shilling merch since day one LMAO

>>102492422
>>102492040
Not even true lol

>>102492650
To change the culture, duh. The incels aren't gonna educate themselves.

GEE I WONDER IF ANY OTHER HOLO CURRENTLY HAS A BF?
SURELY NOT!

she'll lose half her fans or even more
but in long term this is a great move for her own mental health

>>102492716
They're all so pathetic lmao

>>102492497
>adult male virgin
That's 95% of this website at least
Go back normalnigger

>>102492472
kill the unicorns, its unethical to take their money if you know you are keeping a secret that would cause them to stop giving it.

>>102492717
If you try hard enough you can get that $30 Fauna plushie pregnant. Ask me how I know.

LMFAOOOOOO

>>102492630
maybe my perception of the vtuber-watching public is just skewed by this place. The numbers will probably tell.

>>102492422
True. This is why vtuber lewd fan art usually involve ugly men or shotas fucking the vtubers. Because the consumers (vtuber fans) think a handsome guy fucking the vtuber is threatening.

>>102492650
Gotta be that she doesn't intend to hide this information anymore. Perhaps means the husband will appear on stream sometimes like the Nyanners situation, maybe she plans to talk about marriage shit with chat which would be a hilarious disaster, but it's a pretty clear intention that she's not going to hide being with someone anymore.

>>102492718
Nah, his marriage to Flayon is coming up but it's intended to be temporary to secure a green card.

>>102492630

I hope her husband beats her

I think it's very scummy and immoral for a vtuber to get into a relationship or to plan to entering one knowing that you have hundreds and maybe thousands of gachikois

>>102492704
Shondo also has a bf rumao, literally the pot calling the kettle black.

>>102491427 (OP)
and shes been dating this dude for how long? before holo? or is this the reason she actually left

>>102492704
>>102492527
She is also getting stuffed by Chad confirmed

>>102492820
Idol culture is fucking disgusting. Vtubers shouldn't have to act like idols and we should be spitting on idolfags every single day for being such sick fucks.

Unicorns on suicide watch.

I'm still watching Nimi btw.

>>102491427 (OP)
How's this dude

>>102492851

This is why the ultimate next step of vtubing is completely virtual.

If she says she wants a famliy then that means she's having sex. Probably right now as you're reading this post. Are you picturing another man's cock inside Nimi right now, Anon?

>>102492704
what did she say? I don't watch her.

>>102491427 (OP)
I have plans to kill myself now.

>>102492630
What are the chances that /vt/ mass downvotes that thread?

>>102492704
Shondo has a boyfriend lmao

>>102491936
There was that one flip small corpo chuuba who left her boyfriend for a fat American fan for a greencard.

>>102492851
The same thing will happen with any of the normalfag-core holos in a year or two and you can bet your ass I'll use my monthly visit to /vt/ to laugh at unicorns again.

>>102492394
Of course it will. There isn't a single vtuber that has benefited financially by revealing they're dating/married. They don't all hide it for no reason. That being said I'm sure she will still be fine, but she's definitely not revealing this for financial reasons

>>102491427 (OP)
This shocked me but good for her. I have to ask you nigs though, how do you predict this will affect her numbers? She's indie so she doesn't have to play the pure idol game anymore like with Cover, but iirc Nyanners and Veibae suffered a pretty big blow to their fanbase when they were confirmed to have boyfriends. Not career suicide level but still a significant drop. Predictions here? Nimi is probably set for life anyway but I'm curious about her growth here on out.

>>102492337
The oshi no ko dude died while the mom was in labor, pretty strict time frame but seems like the best one for retaining memories

>>102491683

She never sold GFE and in fact straight up told chat, "No, we cannot be friends, our relationship is purely streamer / viewers."

If anything I don't understand her sharing this with people as she always seemed to keep her personal and business life pretty secluded from each other. This will almost certainly chase off many unicorns who won't support her anymore.

The only thing I can think of is that she's not only getting married, but potentially pregnant and knows that she has to prepare chat for the inevitable changes that becoming a mother comes with.

holofags are no longer allowed to ever utter the phrase "phase cuck" again.

>>102492962
There's nothing wrong with holding women to a set of standards. In fact, it's a good thing.

This means she had a boyfriend while she was in Hololive.

holy shit, grow up, neckbeards

>>102491848
No condom money. Her eggs are gonna be saved

>>102493007
Lets do it together anon
At least we'll have each other

This is more odd than shiori collabing with males a year into here hololive career

>>102491427 (OP)
is over

>>102492497
It'll never affect me because I never watched her. Lmao, my gut is right.

>meanwhile... in the Tower...

>>102492962
One thing is Hololive where they ARE both a Vtuber and Idol company.
But I agree, just being a vtuber should NOT mean you need to hold up to the standards of an Idol.

>>102491936
Women get approached by men all over all the time.

>>102491870
Veibei and Nyanners were way ahead of Nimi.

>>102492689
It's gonna be alright bud

I feel cucked lmaoooooo

>>102493055
-1 to 2k ccv, maybe. Not much i bet

Kronii is so awful as a dating prospect that she has driven TWO bi-curious women into heterosexual marriage

>>102492422
my oshi is japanese, so is she getting dicked down and fucked by an asian man?

>>102492472
to filter out the weirdos

>Nimi posting her wedding announcement right after receiving a huge creampie and still dripping

>>102492807
>>102492825
>Trusting EU planning of hiding shit
You're so fucking retarded holy shit

>holocucks have a melty over the magni debut commission
>now this
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FEELS GOOD TO BE VINDICATED

>>102492964
Congratulations. You get to live being a cuck. What a dignified existence.

>>102491427 (OP)

girI browsers add me up on discord, tag: jibunw00
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>>102492422
what about kronii and erb?

>>102493061
Sapings won, naplings lost

>>102492624
>Telling her fan base that she is getting married will affect her numbers but she wants to be honest
That's just the dumbest way to go about things as a vtuber. You're pandering to mostly lonely virgins for money, why the fuck would you even bring something like a marriage up? Keep that shit personal, as it should be, marriage shouldn't be shared with people you don't know, especially your fans as a vtuber. Best practice is to establish early on that private life is sacred and unknowable and that the only thing that's for the audience is the character being portrayed. She's just an attention whore trying to have her cake and eat it, too.

>>102493055
It is going to be a quantifiable hit. She just has the courage to admit it. Now ask the same for other vtubers.

Meanwhile chinks be like i want to be reborn in her womb.

She saw the mom and child vtuber success and went for it

>>102493061
>Thinking only Holo fans used that phrase
Lol

>>102493077
Maybe, or maybe it's just a shotgun wedding

>>102493151
about 100% of "bicurious" women end up in a heterosexual relationship

>>102491427 (OP)
Will eating a fully vegan diet during pregnancy affect the fetus?

>>102491700
She's getting ahead of the curve. She found out VShojo was going to explode today and did the reveal in the midst of it so that it'd go down as smoothly as possible, negating the chance of it blowing up in her face later when it's widely outed. In doing so she gives up her short term income for long term security because most of the bad publicity that usually accompanies these things will be eaten up by other drama instead. By the time anyone swings back around to this, neutral vtuber fans who don't care one way or the other but like to ride drama trains will just go "who the fuck cares that's old news".

>>102493055
most vtuber fans are normalfags, nothing will change

>>102491427 (OP)
And to think I almost went to bed 30 minutes ago. Holy fuck what a surprise that would have been to wake up to.

>>102492415
nowa is a homosexual who sucks cocks and takes it up the ass

>>102493055
Like other anons have mentioned her attachment to Saba and Dooby will keep her afloat, now if Saba or Dooby see this as a chance to be more open as well then….

>>102492036
Wait is this why Kronii got upset with her?

>>102492394
it will, her ccv will take a hit too (which already is happening now since she barely hits a 10k floor anymore) but this is how she wants her brand to be going forward so now shes gonna have to deal with it. tho the hubby will surely provide anyway so whatever

>Fleeced the unicorns

>>102493151
I can fix Kronii
I will make her my happy leaf wife

>>102493187
KEEEEEKAROOOOOOOOO

>>102493077
I hate to spoil this for you, it's likely that most of the hololive girls have boyfriends.

>>102493061
Last I checked Nimi isn't a Hololive talent

This is why I only watch Ace vtubers

>goes indie
>instantly gets married

And now you know why she hates her

APOLOGIZE
KNEEL

>>102491427 (OP)
This seemed so fake to me I just had to check her Twitter account and holy fuck it's real LMAO. Napkeks are going to off themselves in droves, it's so over for them. First VShokeks getting BTFO with Gunrun defrauding Ironmouse and now this. This has to be one of the craziest days in vtubing history

>>102493171
Kill yourself

>>102492982
Yeah but it's a BBC

>>102492704
shondo's bf is a tranny porn actor lol

At least she'll be a real mommy now. Her boobs better grow bigger after impregnation so we can get some breastmilk asmr.

>>102491427 (OP)
Holy shit okay I guess I will be visiting nimi threads then

>>102491427 (OP)
now imagine how many of holo girls are being fucked right now while pretending being lesbians lmao

>>102491427 (OP)

>>102491427 (OP)
Just glad I didn't spend any money. I almost once bought her merch

LMAO TOTAL UNICORN DEATH

>>102492122
Watch it not budge an inch

Guys? What material is better for the rope?

>>102493281
I AM SOOOO FUCKING SORRYY!!!!!!!

>>102491427 (OP)
UNLIMITED
GENOCIDE
UPON
INCEL WORLD

>>102493214
Yes it will lead to many difficulties later in life

>>102493059
>The only thing I can think of is that she's not only getting married, but potentially pregnant and knows that she has to prepare chat for the inevitable changes that becoming a mother comes with.

I feel like this is the real reason, either she’s actively trying to have kids or is already pregnant.

>>102491427 (OP)
If I KMS now, I might be able to be reincarnated as Nimi's baby, Mushoku Tensei style.

I'll let you guys know how Nimi's milk taste like.

>>102492833
Yeah, not everyone. Just everyone (you) are interested in. And, as soon as you start watching a new vtuber, she will find someone to abuse her cunt and call 'daddy' in less than a week, if she doesn't have someone already.

>>102491427 (OP)
They are all dating or married. I'm surprised the delusion is still going strong.

>>102493339
rope material

>>102492568
it is nimi nightmare manager

>>102491427 (OP)
Now that Nimi has made it acceptable, Saba's announcement is coming soon.

Incelbros... this world is no place for us...
Everybody hates us for the crime of being lonely...

This whole vtubing industry was built off of our backs, and this is how we are treated...

>>102491963
Does that mean dooby and saba are married too?

>>102492968
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>102491859
Who tf want to live the rest of their life with a vegan. It’s always a pain to accommodate them whenever you eat out or travel.

AHAHAHAHA INCEL VIRGINS MAD

GET FUCKED

OH WAIT

YOU CAN’T EVEN GET YOUR FIRST KISS AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102491427 (OP)
Good for her but now she's never going to stop talking about him and probably bring him on stream. As a viewer there's only cons to her publicly announcing this.

>>102493281
RIP Clock Woman, cucked to death

It is a painful lesson but one you guys need to learn. Vtubers, especially these days since it hasn't been niche for over half a decade, are typically just streamers that are too shy to be on camera. They're no different from any other twitch egirl. If you're a unicorn, make sure your oshi is dedicated to kayfabe. But that is hard to find, so if you want my honest opinion, stick to anime and vidya waifus or ascend. Good luck to you all and may God be with you.

>>102491427 (OP)
I guess this is why she didn't want to be affiliated

>>102493281
I AM SO SORRY KRONII

>>102493055
Honestly? It probably won't be that bad for her because she got ahead of it and it wasn't leaked or found it after she tried to hide it. Her coming out and admitting it like this will simply cause her to lose her more delusional, obsessive fans to run, but she'll probably only lose a few thousand subs. I could be wrong, but the general reception is positive so far.

>>102492807
Me, I am her BF. I lubricate her everyday so she can do some weird poses during sex.

>>102491427 (OP)
holy KEEEK
god I hope this faggot has eaten a bullet.

>>102492606
nah bruh, she's a dork who happened to meet another dork. My coworker is the same, very western nerd into fantasy books, scifi conventions, henna and all that shit. Been married for 30 years to a school teacher who runs D&D and pathfinder games. They both go to cons all the time.

Only reason for a vtuber to reveal this is so they can do husband and wife stream one day. I hope naplings are prepared to watch her flirting with her husband on stream.

>>102493235
He only said that to keep the girls away from his massive girth.

but Nimi... Nimi makes him a better man.

>>102493403
You know I can handle rumors that she was married. Even rumors with actual proof
But just going out and saying it...

>>102492938
bro this is a nimi thread not a peo thread

>>102493055
we'll really see how many of her loyal fans actually don't care

>>102492726
Turrns out the Fauna drama was just Sally 2.0

>>102491888
>I have always dreamed of marrying the love of my life and starting a family
This mentality is what drives men to inceldom, you're not suppose to fantasize staying "pure" for a woman if you're a man. You're suppose to be hungry and crave for as much as you can get

>>102493407
Yeah
To each other

>>102492968
kek

>>102493217
Not to mention her connection with Saba helps. She'll be fine. Great timing unironically.

wait so my money was used in a man?
why is she doing this?

Reminder that Vesper has been dicking down this woman and his firing was the only reason she left hololive

>>102492968
No fucking way

aint no fucking way
what a fucking day
first vshojo
then my dog fucking dies
now fauna/nimi getting married

whats next
gura bf on stream
nuclear war?

tis a strange life
should say fuck it and do as i please

>>102491427 (OP)
Based woman getting married and talking about having a family. Any unicorns delusional enough to think she's GFE by this point deserve to be depressed by this news. It's not like shes been subtle. You did this to yourselves.

You ever talk to a chick at a party or in class or whatever and then are overly nice and they love to hit you with the " I have a boyfriend/married btw" gut punch to run it in your face

>>102491427 (OP)
Western vtubing was a HUUUGE HUGE mistake. Not that the JPs didn't pull this shit too (rushia and others ehem) but still. Considering the timing she was probably already dating while an holo. I really couldn't think herself of a person to want to marry but it kinda explains all the fucking breaks and free days she took.
>>102491506
how did you know this?

>>102493279
Gura's next

>>102493061
Why not? Nimi isn't holo

>>102491427 (OP)
Time to take another break from watching vtubers and browsing /vt/. Have fun guys!

>>102493360
This ain't Oshi no Ko anon. Give up and move on with someone else or just get another hobby.

>>102492743
No, I like Reddit AND 4chan. Never leaving.
>>102492768
Is this one.

>>102492201
>HEAR ME OUT!!!
>PREGNANT NIMI STREAMS!
>NIMI STREAMS WITH BABY!
>WE ARE ENTERING A NEW FRONTIER!

So we could get an EN version of Otsuka Ray?

>isreal
unfollowed and blocked

Gonna eat a 3day for this, but this news demands celebration.

Wait can I get a qrd about this kronii rrat? Clock woman hates Green woman?

>>102492624
>Cover doesn't want Hololive to lose unicorns so their contract specifically forbids this from being honest even though several talents are married.

Oh now this I gotta see, please post the copy of the hololive contract you clearly have so we can all see how it forbids marriage, I'll wait.

Fauna was telling her saplings she loved them all while she was getting fucked by her boyfriend as soon as the stream ended. Saplings on suicide watch

>>102491427 (OP)
In the end Hololive was right about these
whores.
Saba is in a relationship with a 4chin mold, btw. That's why the site downtime is timed on her graduation schedule.

>>102493548
thanks for the diaper money, junior is gonna need it

>>102492968
I don't think this is funny

>>102493529
lmao I wasn’t staying a virgin by choice, I’m a virgin because I’m utterly repulsive to the opposite sex

>>102493575
This is exactly what it feels like.
Its literally impossible to cope when you get it straight from the person you're coping for

>>102492968
Poor, poor bastard. Maybe he's a gay fan though, they're a thing. Just look at kronies

>This means that Ame/Dooby knew about this and approve of it
>This means that Gura/Saba knew about this and approve of it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lmaaaaaooooooo

>>102493055
As someone that used to watch Nyan every stream, it depends how much she lets it affect her streams. Nyan used to mostly be a chatting and singing streamer. When she started dating Aethel, She switched to mostly playing games, which she isn't good at. She only recently started singing again. Also even though I don't care about bfs, hearing her talk about Aethel every day was boring.

>>102493557
I'm literally popping open a bottle of champagne over this shit. It's all just so hilarious.

>>102492568
It's 1000% the same guy, because you don't just get engaged from nothing. They were together the entire time in holo

>>102491674
She is excited for the cock

>>102493617
This is why /pol/ as bad at it is, is a better board
Plebbitcucks get laughed and banned

>>102493403
You deserve it

If you really think most of the Holo's aren't getting dicked down daily by their bf's/husbands/rando she met in a bar I have a Nigerian princess who urgently needs your money

>>102491700
a fun day on this board full of schizos

>>102492040
>stop thinking you have a chance
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of why I don't watch vtubers in relationships. It's not because I think I have a shot with her, it's because I have a deep disgust and scorn towards normgroid sex havers and doubly so if they pander to losers online for cash while having a man, disrespecting both him and all her viewers.

>>102493645
>Fauna was telling her saplings she loved them
that never happened. they are not friends

>>102492819
My siblings got married after dating for 6-12 months. (We're Irish American though.)

maybe she wanted to go back to her old indie days of being able to talk about her bf every two sentences. good for her I suppose.

>>102491683
If you didn't already guessed that many of the holos were or are in relationships you were an idiot. Can't wait for the tell-all book about how many (including jps) have been dating for years. Didn't Rushia partly got terminated for revealing these statuses?

>>102491427 (OP)
Much like in Japan, when a VA gets married you wish them the best even if you loved them for playing pure girls. So I will wish her the best.

>>102492207
They don't talk about exholos in global. The nimi split is half the people feeling ill.

>>102493214
Yes, the kid doesn't stand a chance unless she cuts that shit out.

>>102493752
I'm sure they all are but until they themselves say I can easily cope

>>102492977
The world is not ready for a GFE-centric AI entertainer made with the same amount of effort as Neuro. Like you could also offer her in a premium chatbot for some extra lonelybux.

>>102493628
Clean your fucking keyboard

>>102491427 (OP)
>oh wow nice shitpost anon. *looks at twitter*
ITS REAL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NAPLING SISTERS WHATS YOUR RESPONSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102492982
that's hot...imagine her having sex as she was typing the tweet because he said he won't creampie her unless she made it public.

>>102492207
>Posts in Global
Get deleted because it's off topic
>Posts in the dedicated Fauna / Nimi split
Exist with bad actors being deleted

Im upset
not at the fact shes getting married, good for her.
but that shes been streaming & doing asmr and had the time to get into a relationship AND got hitched
Here I am stuck at a dead end job, rotting infront of a computer screen, going home to shitpost on bootleg data harvesting website or play video games or masturbate, or watch a vtuber, assuming i don't just pass out on the couch once i get home. then repeat the cycle

I need to change. I need to leave this place. If i dont im going to go deepthroat a double barrel till it busts out the back of my head

>>102493459
Finally, someone with logic. If you're gonna complain about a waifu not being written as for (You), do it to vidya waifus (particularly gacha). Because those characters have writers who have a direction. And if that direction suddenly swerves towards shipping that waifu with another man, I won't blame you for complaining about it.

>>102493785
weird how most holocucks forgot about that to begin with, they get what they deserve

yfw you weren't a cuckling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfeUK9at5W4
She's hinted at it a long time ago. This just confirms the rrats

Kronii...

>>102493403
>built off of our backs
Built off the backs of JP incels. Come home last samurai.

uh indie avengers
what do we do now

>>102493151
Kronii is very awful she drives not only women but men as well, into heterosexual relationships and marriages

If there is no discernable effect on any of her metrics like CCV, everything I have ever heard from this place is a complete lie

>>102493724
as am i
though i kinda always am lmao

Do green women always get married behind their fans backs?

>>102493298
gys cuck

>>102493957
Cursed to eternally love straight women

>>102493730
>because you don't just get engaged from nothing
even lmao lol

>>102491531
I only ever simp for forsen because he killed his wife to show his love for me

>>102491427 (OP)
Glad I dropped her before her graduation

>>102492540
and then vtubers like shondo call you a slut and a whore, yay

>>102493171
based i hope you can get a girl you can call friend someday

>>102493791
She remains pure because she chose to devote herself to one man.

>>102491674
Parasocialism goes both ways. Talents think of chat as their friends and they want to share their life with their friends (you know, share their life as in tell them about it, not in a romantic way) so they're like, "Yeah I can talk about my husband my friends will love to hear about that!" and then it's, "Where did all my viewers go?"

Think of it like the dude who gets friendzoned and the girl he likes keeps talking about other guys she's seeing and the dude gets sad and ghosts her and she's all confused like, "I thought he was my best gal pal." It's like that but through a screen.

>>102494009
CC oh no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urMWdWlzDCw
Reminder that Kronii trimmed her nails for this offcollab

>>102493281
I hate Kronii so much is unreal

>>102492223
Fuck....

Oof, now that i'm reading more she's not only talking about getting married but also implying wanting to have kids ASAP.
Thank god i dodged having her as my EN oshi.
Is this why she doesn't do ASMR anymore?

>>102491427 (OP)
it was WELL KNOW she have dick everynight since her debut

>>102492104
Love of their life or not, getting jealous over an internet stranger is just sad.

>>102492141
Her having a boyfriend in the past was already a matter of record, so people would find out eventually; better to just be open at this point.

>>102492689
The people who wanted to fuck Fauna just lost pretty decisively...

>>102493967
3/4ths of them also have boyfriends (at a minimum,) so they'll probably support this in the anticipation that they'll also be making similar announcements eventually.

>>102493724
fucking same kek

>>102491888
you get used (numb) to it

>>102494078
yeah, me

>>102493580
She got hard doxxed like a month ago along with the new husband from people looking her name up on those property registry sites

>>102494157
This is why Kronii should stick to the safe ones like when she fucked Ina and Sana.

>>102493339
leather

>>102493528
I feel like kronii is completely mindbroken, wasn't she just saying the other week that she was telling sally
>if i was married and you asked me to kill them for you id do it because you come first
in front of her husband, which is basically the same as saying heheheh, wouldn't it be funny if you killed your husband for me, heheh. That level of madness can only come from being left so many times she snapped. im sad she didn't make a joke out of being obsessed with fauna, it would have been very entertaining.

>>102494157
Kronii wanted Fauna, Fauna wanted a threesome.
Tragic

>>102492422
>taller than me
What an actual freak, her taste is dogshit.
>more handsome than me
Well that's a low ass bar.

>>102494231
Based 4x

>>102492415
If you're really an insider, how many of Holomem are currently in some kind of relationship?

>>102491427 (OP)
That husband? Him

>>102491888
You're not special, there's 1000s of us get over it bitch you're alive that's good enough, live to see what happens next like watching a bad TV show you like.

>>102493187
>Get reborn and suck on her tit

>>102492624
>Cover doesn't want Hololive to lose unicorns

This board was shitposting about evil Cover management because Ririka said they encouraged her to collab with men to scare unicorns away.

>>102491888
>due to bad looks and autism and overall being a total failure in life
Have you gone outside? Getting in shape will automatically make you stand out. Regardless of face card.

>>102491427 (OP)
MY DOGS BROUGHT A DEAD RAT TO MY FUCKING ROOM 30 MINUTES AGO AND I READ THIS. LITERALLY DEAD RRATS, FUCKING BASED. IM NOT LYING IM SHITTING MYPANTS ATM

>>102494402
KEK

>>102494201
>Is this why she doesn't do ASMR anymore?
How is that relevant to her being married?

>>102493214
It's not really great for her or the baby but it's doable, just difficult to do it safely.

>>102492415
>altare
lives in his moms basement
>bettel
would be hilarious if he was cucking his twin brother
>flayon
does nimi like BBC?
>shinri
moving to japan to be married to his work
>goldbullet
only likes young they/thembies
>ruze
lives with his four cats in a heroin addict trailer park
>axel, hakka, jurard, octavio
poorfags that live in other countries

>>102493335
Yeah for about a month. It happens every single time anon. No vtuber has ever done this and not suffered from it. Even fucking nyanners got tanked for it and she was in the actual whore company at the time, her audience wasn't even half as much of simps as the saplings were.

>>102494275
I agree, Kronii should stick to women since she knows nothing about how to attract men

>>102494402
Kek

FUCK THIS WHORE
CANT BELEVIE SHE WOULD DO THIS TO ME
IM MOVING ON TO (INSERT ANOTHER WHORE HERE)

>>102493557
Sorry about your dog anon...

>>102494523
if you have a wife and she's willing to whore out her voice to strangers, then you are a cuck. simple as.

>>102494460
All of them except for Mori, glad I could help.

>>102494402
next time dont be born korean no plastic surgery will fix you

>>102491859
>I bet she has a child on the way or already born
that could be the reason she refusesto travel to Japan so much/why she quit
does this imply Gura and Ame are mothers aswell?

>>102494570
>IM MOVING ON TO (INSERT ANOTHER WHORE HERE)
Kronii...

>>102494619
lol. lmao.

>>102493470
No need to brag Gigi

>>102491484
Same
Who wrote the script for the vtubing industry?

>>102492415
It was Vesper. She knew him before Hololive and she was greatly offended by how he and Magni were treated.

>>102494619
Mori is married to her work, even her antis know this

>>102493214
Tons of buddhists had no issue with it, even without eggs or fish or milk

I didnt say billions, i said tons

Kinda depressing to think she unironically just getting railed after stream.

>>102491427 (OP)
At least she's honest and she mentioned a few years ago that she sucks cock. Your oshi's a even bigger whore for doing the same thing in secret because of the money.

>>102494511
Eh, NTA, but Mafumafu (Rushia's ex-husband) said that Cover (well, more accurately, her management during the Rushia drama - so... Cover) advised him not to reveal that he and Rushia were married when he wanted to come out with it back then.
They didn't have any issue with collabing with males but revealing marital status seemed to cross their lines

>>102494619
That's fair, if you had included Mori I would have doubted it.

are saplings already pretending they were never unicorns or its too soon for that?

>>102494460
The recent changes to HoloPro pushing talent towards an idol-driven direction has put a damper in their personal relationships, and as such there are few actual romantic relationships between talents and those outside of the company. In fact, the only relationships I'd say have any actual strength are within the company itself.

Autofister? It's real.
Takamori? It's complicated but sexy.
Fuwamoco? They share more than a channel.

>>102494804
lmaooooooooo

>>102494804
a normal couple will even get a bit freaky during the day, so she might be jerking him off during streams or he might be under her desk eating her out etc. had to have happened at least once or twice

>>102492678
do Nayuta count as VSinger?

If this were me a few years ago, I would probably want to kill myself, but I like to think I've matured since then.

Congrats Nimi!

>>102494931
I feel the same. Congrats on having a clear head about this.

>>102493187
Just the chinks? Oshi no ko has signal boosted that thought process.

>>102494931
Is it really maturing when your willing to be a cuck? Arguably the mature way to handle it is to drop her and move on

>>102494542
>Magni
Wishes he was a woman/ultra femboy twink to be split open on cock and supposedly has a girlfriend/fiance already
>Vesper
Literally afraid of human contact unless it's a hairy bear or some kind of monster creature.

Shalom anons

Did I not tell you that this world is wicked and full of sin? Did I not tell you to get yourself away from evil and idolatry? But do not worry, it is not too late. Your Father in Heaven will always love you and you need only ask to be saved. You can still turn away from these jezebels and thieves of Babylon and return to the Church to find a loving wife, as the Lord intended.
Do not give up. Come Home. Let the Lord's will be done in Heaven as it is on Earth. I am praying for (You)

Amen

>>102494804
Now you know what she's doing on Tuesdays

>>102495069
Not holostars

>>102491427 (OP)
Damn, how could Phase Connect do this???

>>102494804
I hope it gives a breath of life into her porn again and makes it more interesting. Besides Holo power level chunni bs I only ever viewed the girls services as a version of virtual prostitution so it’s a win win for me especially with her as an indie.

>>102494916
Man. That's insane because it's probably true. Makes me feel even weirder knowing he was probably in the background of streams for who knows how long

>>102492415
There's an obvious answer?

lmao hundreds of thousands of dollars of donations and subscriptions gone just like that

YURIFAG BTFO
can the fake yuri shit with nimi stop now, we known she had a BF for years she left Hololive to get fucked and impregned (can't dance with a child in you)

that's your oshi by the way, not mine...
today is a good day, i never have to see fake and gay yuri ships with nimi again.

(Also saba is getting fucked as well so you can stop shipping with dooby also)

>>102493439
How many girls have you fucked anon?

>>102491936
If you're a woman all you have to do to get a relationship is not be obese (optional) and step outside a few times a year.

holy shit now everything makes sense..

>>102495063
literally pathetic and delusional holy fuck
go outside lil gup

>>102495069
>Vesper
>Literally afraid of human contact unless it's a hairy bear or some kind of monster creature
No wonder Kronii liked him kek

When will Kronii find the cute girl of her dreams that makes her pussy feel good...?

>>102495273
She already got her money. There's a reason she's announcing this now and now right when she started as Nimi kek

I hope cucks learn a lesson from this and stop giving the whores money. A view is enough for them. No supers, no members, no charity donations.

>>102493055
Not much, only /here/ is where retards think this is a big deal

>>102493077
>a bunch of women all get flooded with money and are forced to get in better shape
>they can now take better care of their appearances or get cosmetic surgeries if they were ugly
It was inevitable

>>102493281
Yeah I'll apologize, sorry for being madge. It was clearly her emotions getting the better of her.

>>102494542
You're responding to the equivalent of a /v/ nintendo direct leak thread

>>102491427 (OP)
LOL I got banned from Tower. Fucking fags can't handle the truth.These bitches only get 5 dollar tier subs. You give any of these bitches over 20 bucks, your fucking crazy. He's dicking her through the bed, and your still single? Once you get a woman, this vtuber shit is probably going to vanish from your mind. Stop throwing money at internet woman. Spend money on a porn artist on patreon or something. This is not just for vtubers either, this is for all streamers.

>>102491936
Seriously, just how do they find the time?

>>102495331
Anon, in a breakup you don't actively keep seeking the person your courting if they are already in a relationship/has already denied you. You don't stay friends with them either since its both awkward to both parties too. The rational thing to do is part ways and move on

>>102493485
I remember Fauna mentioned she had weekly D&D sessions offhand but when someone asked with who she never followed up, it's probably someone in that group

>>102492173
WTF is this real?

When she did idle meetings she was secretly sucking him off, mr. quickshot.

>>102495580
6pm to 12am
fuck girls and get creampied by chad

>>102495580
It's honestly insane that people keep talking about Hololive members being overloaded with "homework" when this is how their schedules look like

>>102495705
she did mention having a family lmao

>his superchat paid for another mans condom

>check Mori's other account
oh boy

At least she wasn't already married to an ojisan

>the indie pill

>>102494804
All those Holo events she never attended... refusing to go to NY for Breaking Dimensions... she was getting fucked HARD!

How many times did she cancel a stream due to "tummy hort" or "a headache" when it was actually because she was getting laid?

>>102493187
Based

>>102495580
>works 2 hours a day
Life on easy mode

>>102495820
LMAO

>>102495820
not opening x, post screencap if true

>>102495820
I think that's referencing the Vshojo thing

Wow. Makes even more sense why she left hololive, I guess. She didn't want to lie to her viewers when she got married, and holo would never let her say anything. Probably made more than enough money anyway. Put it all into stocks and bonds, the passive income is more than enough to live on. Now it's a hobby instead of a career. Good for her.

>>102495820
What did she mean? lol

>>102493403
Just have sex

You know, at least real life idols actually have the etiquette of not announcing this shit until after graduating (technically retiring) from being an idol. This is a big faux-pas and already signals how easy she could just retire from this.

>>102495580
>lose my job 2 months ago
>struggling to pay rent and bills
>nobody wants to give me hardship
>nobody wants to hire me
>family is too poor to help
>might become homeless
>see this """""""work""""""" schedule
streamers are so lucky

>>102495960
It has never been a hobby or her passion. Fauna has always done the bare minimum when she streams. She adheres to a rigid schedule and never alters it because it's work for her.

>>102495820
She's closer to Mouse than to Nimi, it was probably about that thing. Probably.

her subs arent dropping so unicorns really are a small minority

>>102495820
You know Mori’s actually enough of an old school 4chan femcel I could see her tweet being about this and not Vshojo kek.

>>102491700
>What benefit is there for her to say this?
She was already hard doxed like a month ago. And comming clean in the day when everybody is fixiated with VShojo drama is a good move.

>>102495895
>tummy hort
Code for her womb being bruised
>headache
Too much cockslapping

>>102491427 (OP)
WTF?! Just keep that shit to yourself! Why the hell would you expose it? WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!

wait... is this why Mumei... T_T

>>102493403
>built off of our backs
If it was, you all collectively sperging out would have caused massive backlash, which there isn't. The fact is that you're the minority now. You can all an hero yourselves and your absence wouldn't be noticed by your oshi. Its harsh but you need to acknowledge the situation

>>102496313
are you a cuck? now you can drop her knowing that she's taken so you don't get cucked, why would you want her to keep it hidden

>>102496235
Subs are nothing though. I'm subbed to a fuckton of vtubers whose content I've never seen in years.

>>102496356
Yes. Imagine being separated from your beloved for half a year because you gotta go to Japan.

I'm sure that all who quit hololive did it for this reason.

>>102495936
In bed right now so I'm phoneposting but she said "Everything comes to light eventually. Take care, friends"
On the other hand, she likely was talking about IM / VShojo situation instead of jabbing at Nimi
>>102496081
Nimi said she will keep being a VTuber, not an idol

>>102492689
It's nice for you to finally admit you're a brownfeet.

>>102496356
Yes, her throat got rekt trying to prove to Mrs. and Mr. Nimi that she could be a useful asset in the bedroom.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102496470
>she likely was talking about IM / VShojo situation instead of jabbing at Nimi
Yes but the timing causing it to be misconstrued as a jab at Nimi is classic Mori

>>102495602
>Bud, If the sole reason you watch a streamer (especially a large one with thousands of concurrent viewers) is to try to
shag them, I honestly don't know what to tell you other than get a grip, for your own sake.

>>102496156
Some people do this with their hobbies...

>>102496616
1065 people who dont watch streams

>>102496470
NTA it could also mean both, how big news happens. Well, good for them.

>>102494900
Fuwamoco is the only one I could ever believe

>>102493403
Just be an asmr whore bro, it's the only thing of value vtubing actually produces.
Don't actually fall in love with these hoes, they ain't worth it

>>102491427 (OP)
>>102492281
>nnnooo, no malliage!
>understanda?
>no malliage, no engaagemen, no boyfriendo
>chestisi belto. understando?
>no? then u out.

that's what disagreement with the management looks like.

>>102491427 (OP)
>listen to her ASMR casually
>Enjoy it
>Don't engage in her content any further than that
Oh wow she's getting married? Lucky guy. Wish the best for both of them.

>>102496356
Yeah with me

>>102495274
Women can still fuck each other regardless if they are dating or married to a man, anon, in fact, this makes the yuri even hotter because it's adultery

>>102496923
The ASMR scripts are gonna be killer cuz now she has a shota-kun to practice on.

Unicorn thread
Unicorn thread, Japan

>>102496923
>I don't actually watch her and I think it's good that she is getting married
what is the point of your post? what are you trying to prove?

>>102497035
Nimi is going to get a shit down of NTR porn

>>102497035
>Becoming a married woman makes you more wankable
Based and true

>>102497058
The point of my post, ESL friend, is to establish two things:
>I do not have a parasocial perspective of her nor have I ever given her any money
>I hope that she and her partner have a happy life together
Very confusing for you, I know.

>>102497076
https://files.catbox.moe/g0ezy4.png
During streams btw

>>102497035
>2073
this random comment in all the shitflinging made me laugh

>>102492223
>hears more "uuuu"s
>it aint about the donation anymore
damn

>>102497281
He speaks the truth though. One year of dating one was enough for me.

obviously he is not having sex with her on stream but like, popping into the room, feeling a cup? they live together after all