This is real
https://x.com/niminightmare/status/1947497473544753172

It's really weird to think that most girls I watch probably have significant others and are actively in relationships, something I may never experience IRL

>>102491588 (OP)
Sorry guys

This is Sally 2.0. Kronii status?
Also, did she just killed her vtuber career?

>>102491588 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102491588 (OP)
I'm so fucking happy right now, at least one good news after the Vshojo fiasco

>>102491588 (OP)
SO THIS IS WHAT CHANGE IN DIRECTION MEANT???

SABA BROS U R KEKED JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

What the fuck is going on today

You may post your butthurt below :D

>>102491588 (OP)
Cucklings funded their marriage

>>102491987
I guess we know now why Kronii was so pissed.
>Also, did she just killed her vtuber career?
CCV will go down but she'll have a large core of cucks who still simp for her.

>>102491588 (OP)

>>102491588 (OP)
Unsubscribed

what a weird day

>>102491588 (OP)
congrats, enjoy the hot and creamy pregnancy loads!

>>102491987
>Also, did she just killed her vtuber career?
Naw at worst she'll be like nyanners who's just an average big streamer now instead of a huge big streamer

literally incel holocaust

What a week am I right?

Brownfeet won

>>102491987
If Sinder still has fans simping for her, Nimi will be alright. As for Kronii, someone might want to go visit her.

vtubing is just imploding at this point, i hate it here.

>>102491588 (OP)
Sorry anons, I'll make Nimi happy for your sake

>>102491588 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Total Unicorn Death

This isn't April fools. At least let it be to a woman. Come on.

>>102491588 (OP)
Good for her. This is going to set off every schizo though.

"Thanks for the condom money!"

>She only left Hololive to eventually "my husband" post
>She wouldn't have been able to talk about her family in Hololive

>>102492379
>she'll have a large core of cucks who still simp for her
This is every vtuber.
Yes even YOUR oshi.
Yes even MY oshi.

>>102493000
yea, soon Gura and Ame are gonna do the same

>>102491588 (OP)
FUUUUUCK, SHE BECOME INDIE FOR ANNOUNCE THAT THING? I DONT KNOW... i should be happy or angry

I'm happy for her but at the same time, do I really want to watch a married woman stream?

>>102493000
God bless Hololive

>>102491588 (OP)
>uuuuuuu mommy!
She used her chat as training for becoming a real mommy, holy based

I know you are here somewhere you parrot.
PUT ME IN THE VIDEO!!

(ps: so happy for her, best wishes)

>>102491588 (OP)
In the end Hololive was right about these whores
Saba is in a relationship with a 4chin mold btw That's why the site downtime is timed on her graduation

>>102493024
>>102492379
99% of viewers just watch for entertainment. you are an incel and i hope you get the help you need

How much we willing to bet her fiancée is the typical Chad (tall, jacked, handsome, not autistic at all)

>>102493081
you already watch several without knowing its be fine. just expect a large break when she gets preggo, and actually isreal

>>102493081
Have you ever watched Azki?

>>102491588 (OP)
So? Are people really pretending the vast majority of vtubers dont have bfs/fwbs?

management issues:

>we would like to keep your relationship a secret
>i dont want to

She was still with him when she was in Hololive, people don't get engaged after knowing each other for a mere 6 months.

Her career will be fine. She has drifted towards the Doki circle of indies, which is pretty chill about male interactions. We aren't parasocial fucks.

I think I'm done with vtubers.

>yfw Fauna was having SEX with her BOYFRIEND while in HOLOLIVE

>>102491588 (OP)
Have to praise her for her being smart enough to drop this on a crazy day with Ironmouse so it will get over shadowed

>>102491588 (OP)
She pioneer the new kink of newlywed vtuber.

>>102493204
>vegan women
0 chance

Good for her. But not the kind of personal sharing I'm looking for in a VTuber.
Will still watch, but no memberships or merch going forward.

>>102493200
No amount of spamming this will change the fact that it's a sign of negative testosterone if you unironically watch women fuck other men "for the content". Get yourself checked out, loser.

>>102493327
>We aren't parasocial fucks
>Fagoons
>Not parasocial
PFFFTTT

>>102493081
the hard pill to swallow is most if not all vtuber women are with someone, they just do a good job at selling you an illusion that they aren't.

>>102491588 (OP)
Personal life is ultimately free game but who wants to hear this openly? Feels like you only do this when you feel like you simply wouldn't be able to hide it which is understandable but regrettable. It's also one thing if you're just some general streamer but you're a cute anime girl on the internet who only collabs with other cute anime girls and go out of your way to not be around men, then you announce marriage and that you're going for children. You want your cake and to eat it too.

>>102491588 (OP)
UNLIMITED
GENOCIDE
UPON
INCEL WORLD

>>102491588 (OP)
could this be the reason she left?
since Cover is an idol corpo they propably got some clause that restricts relationships in public

>>102491588 (OP)
Thanks for the condom money, bros.

>>102491588 (OP)

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>>102493204
Wrong, he's tall, jacked, handsome, and autistic as fuck (it's me)

>>102493081
Personally no. Maybe when she's an old woman if she's still around there'll be some charm to her as a gamer granny (but then again there'll be thousands of those so it'll have lost the novelty).
As a mother/wife though fuck no, I'd rather have my own than fantasize about some other dude's.

>>102493280
More like former hololive management employee that got called out on twitter for leaking personal information on chuubas caused Nimi to publicly announce this

Daily reminder that all female Vtubers have boyfriends and are fucked daily.

On that note, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102493000
>>102493068
It all makes sense now, they left so they can get married without shame

>>102491588 (OP)
uhh?

>>102491588 (OP)
should i drop her now, im in tears thinking that she is going to get creampied and my money is to fund for her baby.

>>102491588 (OP)
yeah, to me

>>102491987
I don't know, i never watched Nimi, until now when she collabs with the fish.
If she is more like an "entertainer" vtuber (i assume so, because her plain design) probably lost a couple of whales. But no so much. That said if she comes with a Nyanners (bring husband to streams, with a faggy pretty boy avatar) that will kill her career.

Do you think this is also why she stopped doing ASMR completely?

at least no superchats were gone to condom money cuz she says she wants a family she will get fucked raw and creampied, therefore saplings are not cucks unlike deadbeats

>>102493620
Lemonleaf?

>>102493508
probably though i don't think they actually do, they were actively willing to come out and support rushia after that got found out, they only turned on here when she went extra crazy and started leaking shit and in digging into what got leaked they probably found her personal drama and stopped.

what a fucking wee-
>monday

>>102491987
>Also, did she just killed her vtuber career?
Nimi Nightmare will lose her unicorns but she wanted to be honest with her viewers. The delusional unicorns on this board act like honesty is a bad thing and that is why they worship Hololive. They want a vtuber company that uses a strict idol type contract to enforce a web of lies.

>>102493413
Vegan women will date a guy that eats raw animal organs as long as he’s a Chad

At least she didn't collab with Holostars right guys?

>>102493626
Obviously dude, this isn't good for you and it'll only get worse from here. Ideally stop watching her entirely and try to move on.

>>102491987
She probably lost some whales but there's plenty to like about her without being romantically invested.

>>102492371
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Saplings on suicide watch

>>102491588 (OP)
LOLOLOLOLOL
KEKEKEKEKEKEK

Do anons SERIOUSLY STILL BELIEVE that NONE OF THESE WOMEN have personal lives? REALLY?

After 6 years you STILL DON'T BELIEB IT????

Honestly being in your mid to late 20s and not at the very least being engaged is pathetic. The fact that some of you are that age and haven’t even kissed a girl is just flat out embarrassing. Kill yourselves.

>>102493620
Based gender equality. Imagine not cucking women too, that would be unforgivable.

>>102491588 (OP)
>Breaking the #1 rule of vtubing: real life drop
Jesus what a retard. Enjoy losing your viewership.

>>102493508
Only in public, because they aren't restricted to have relationships at all.

I bet most of them have some kind of relationship.

It's only fucking monday

>>102491588 (OP)
Feel like this could be easily fixed and make all parties happy if we had laws preventing people from hiding their relationship.

>>102493949
HABEEB IT

Incels and unicorns BTFO'd hahahahahahahaha

They will never be your friends, your girlfriends, your wives. Nothing. Vtubing is an entertainment industry, you should know this by now.
You are only hurting yourselves by trying to cope with your boring ass life by clinging to some idealized future delusion where you keep your oshi to yourself.
This is not how it works, behind the model is just a normal human person. That's it, the sooner you realize this the less hurt you will be.

But one thing I do know? Your oshi doesn't want you to be like this, you don't have to be depressed and lonely in your room all day, you can clean yourself up, work out, take a walk, eat healthier, improve yourself, start socializing, and eventually you'll find someone of your own. None of the doomerfag shit from online, but real experiences with others.
Your oshi is just a normal human, and most normal people cheer on others who self improve. So stop hurting yourselves. Go do something with the limited time you have with your life.

She's always hinted at it but I never had anything concrete to put down (nor really any motivation to be honest). I'm happy for her, but I'm still gonna tease her when the mood strikes.

>>102491588 (OP)
Well damn. Probably the biggest reason she left

>>102491987
>Kronii status
bad.

I have never in my life met an adult woman that has zero relationship and sexual experience. It’s just too easy for them.

We will all keep pretending that white women in their late 20s and 30s are single and for the 3rd worlder's love only

>>102493949
The second I believe that is the second I stop watching vtubers. If you're still watching with the knowledge that these women have boyfriends then you are history's greatest cuck.

>When you hear the UUUUUUUUUUs and it's really not about the streams anymore

>ironmouse drops bomb on vshitshow
>perfect time to announce my engagement
????????????????????????

>>102491588 (OP)
>VShojo implodes
>Nimi reveals she's getting married
What the fuck is happening today KEK

TOTAL. UNICORN. DEATH.

>>102493438
You're trying to big dick on THE low t board.
Shut the fuck up retard.

>>102493463
>You want your cock and to eat it too.
ftfy

>>102494151
The fact that you're watching for love and not entertainment means you're already a cuck

>>102494061
This. Just get jacked, improve your social skills and make at least $10K USD a month. Not hard.

>>102494240
10k is nothing nowadays. You need at least 100k.

>>102493438
>watch a married Vtuber
>suddenly those streams are NTR
>"Get yourself checked out, loser"
The absurd lack of self-awareness on this board needs to be studied for science

>>102493620
Bisexual doesn't mean anything for women. It's just something they call themselves to make themselves sound interesting.

She was with him the whole goddamn time and you funded her condoms LMFAOOOOO

>>102493081
You will be watching a married woman stream, then married pregnant woman stream, then a married woman putting the baby to the mic stream, then in the far future the kid will be streaming as themselves while occasionally bringing on Faunmom to bring in the big fat akasupas.

If we were still in the ancient age of creating new surnames for people based on their profession, that child may have been named [Name] Vtuber.

>>102491588 (OP)
What the fuck HahahahajjHAHHAHAHA

What if she made an ASMR livestream while doing sex with her husband?

Imagine hearing all the sounds of her pussy going from dry to wet, then a lot of queefing too.

>>102491588 (OP)
Well, now we know why she quit her first job.
The good news is that there will be no another "green woman" incident.

>>102493280
you dont get it, anon. she just HAS to tell all of her followers and fans that she's constantly getting dicked down (by Tyrone) immediately after hitting the "end stream" button!

>>102491588 (OP)
Funny that she waited until after milking her fans one last time with all the new model merch

>>102493811
My dude. They are playing a character. I don't care if they are married IRL but I don't enjoy hearing about IRL relationships in my streams.
It's like some retarded playing Donal Duck in a Disney Park having to announce they are getting into a relationship. Like, legit, didn't ask.
I make an exception if that is part of the character itself like that mom vtuber. But if you are gonna change how your character works people will likely leave.

naplings more like cucklings lmao

>>102493956
I kissed a girl when I was like 6 and I have no desire to do it again.
Too much time and effort I could spend on modding games for like 500 peoplee.

>>102493811
I'm a holo-anti. She really didn't need to disclose this and cause all this drama.
And, do you think she'll start talking about her perfect daily married life like Nyanners? Sorry I'm getting off this ride.

pregnant announcement when ?

>>102494190
Married, anon. She's well pass an engagement.

>>102493200
Sister, every time this happens CCV tanks and dono's dry up, you can cope all you want the facts remain, men are more often than not not interested in supporting another man's woman

>>102494240
>not making seven figures
You're not gonna make it, seven figures is minimum now

Dear christ allmighty, hating and avoidng holowhores like the plague was the single best thing i've ever done since i've started watching vtubers, i knew just froma few seconds of seeing them what they truly ware, im so happy that you are suffering little unicorns, my oshi could, literally, never.

>>102491588 (OP)
Unicorns just can’t stop losing.

>>102494235
>muh entertainment
Kill yourself, nigger. Vtubers put their audience before any other personal romantic relationship. If you think otherwise you don't understand vtubers and just see them as regular streamers with an avatar like a fag.

guess that nightmare in her name was foreboding huh

>>102493949
It's a closed box where only the information you put out is revealed. If Icy McIcegirl says she is an ice golem IRL, I will believe it.

>>102494124
>I have never in my life met an adult woman

>>102494540
>The cuck instantly seethes

>>102494467
you joke but this WILL happen, she's that kind of person.

>The reason she never collabed with homos was because her boyfriend felt uncomfortable
It’s all making sense now

>>102493949
This shit is idiocy, yeah I wouldn't be surprised if your average chuba is in a relationship but who the fuck wants to hear about that in this corner of the streaming world? You're going to go out of your way to watch hours of a woman avataring as a quirky anime woman on the internet who avoids male interaction yet you want to hear about their personal relationship they are in? May as well just watch normalfag streamers.

SHE TOLD YOU RETARDS A LONG TIME AGO SHE ISNT YOUR FRIEND

>>102493438
You are watching png move side to side and the occasional up and down, we are all retards (I am including myself) watching absolute asinine shit for entertainment

>>102493949
artia told the truth but nobody wanted to hear it

So that fire alarm incident during a Holo stream really was a confirmation that she had a boyfriend
I'm actually not schizo, wow, fun stuff

>>102494467
9 months after the honey moon is usually the traditional time because of reasons.

Think of the explosion of wedding and pregnancy art now.

>>102493081
Most female streamers have someone, the real question is
>DO YOU WANT TO WATCH A WOMAN THAT NEVER STFUS ABOUT HER HUSBAND?
That's where I cross the line, just make a couple's channel

Is there even an audience for married hags? What's the married hag indie scene even look like?

what if she also announces giving birth in november? does that mean she had sex on valentines month?

>>102494594
Moom noooooo

>>102494594
More like she graduated because she couldn’t bring up her personal life.

>>102494587
Alright reddit.

>>102491588 (OP)
>It was as if a million napling voices cried out in terror, then were silenced.

>>102494342
gosh i feel so bad as its 99% my situation with my oshi

>>102491588 (OP)

>>102494645
>If you're donating to them because you think you had a chance
Missed the entire point of the medium. Classic normalfag retard that should've been gatekept

>>102493068
Watch their viewership collapse.

>>102493452
Doki could tell the dragoons that she has a boyfriend, and they would be happy for her to a man.

>>102491588 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well i appreciate them being upfront about it instead of them trying to keep it secret and it getting leaked later.

>>102494061
While getting too attached doesn't make sense from a logical perspective, I get it. Because a lot of these people don't want to have a real relationship with a real person, because real people are deeply flawed and prone to hurting themselves and each other. They want a fantasy, they want what a real person can't provide, a curated experience beyond humanity. No amount of exercise, money or self improvement can give people the fantasy they desire.

so the crashout with Kronii might have been this all along

I can't even stand male streamers who talk about their marriage, imagine anime girls with animal ears.
Nothing wrong with relationships but streamers should keep it off the stream.
>Your jealous
I am married retard.

>>102494645
Imagine give Youtubers money for anything that's not physical, Youtubers should make DVD again.

>>102491588 (OP)

>>102493949
you dumb fuck, they are playing character. We all know they're real girls behind the scenes that may be in relationships and such, but their job is pretending to be a anime girl.

Mixing their real life with their vtuber persona poisons their anime image. (see kiara)

>"take the indie pill bro"
>the indie pill

>>102491987

>>102491588 (OP)
Wait this is actually insane im going to kill myself, i've never experienced something like this

How many of you are adult men and have never had sex nor been in a relationship

>>102491588 (OP)
Will she collab with her husband on stream? That would be super cute :)

>>102491588 (OP)
you just needed to shup up, keep smiling and getting free money but no of couse not, there is always this fucking voice telling you to be a complete retard

>>102494603
>WHY TELL EVERYONE

The point is to filter all of the schizo retards now before they find out any other way and act like worse schizos.

Do you not see the threads? The point is to get them the fuck out now before anything else.
Also I'd imagine i'd be annoying to have to hide it all the time.

It's objectively the smart choice to make. You deal with a small spergout that last 2 days max and then move on with life.
>but muh money
That doesn't matter it won't dip.
And regardless even so they've already made millions (if they're smart with money but they're women so who knows)

>>102494412
My dude, my retarded thread watching no streams dude. Western indies don't treat vtubing as a character to play, and never really have. They treat it as normal-ass streaming with an OC avatar. Any lore they have is to explain the oc, not their own lore.

>saplings trying to watch stream
>kid noises in the background
>male voice in background
>"Oh hey honey, *smooch* chat say hi to daddy nightmare!"

this is why i always tried to convince anons never to give supas or member a chuuba. you will never get anything worth your dollar from a chuuba.

>>102494822
>Fauna says she is bi
>Kronii makes a move
>Sorry my BF wouldn't approve

>>102494922
yeah, probably with her kid too

>>102494898
>they are playing character.
Wrong.
Go back to watching FWMC. 99.5% of everyone else isn't

>>102492714
Captain, it's just Monday.

But yeah, I don't know how much wilder this week can get. At least these are good news, for a change. Not for unicorns maybe.

>>102494901
I knew that the moment they went outside holo, this was going to happen bye nimi

>>102491588 (OP)
some Napniggers deserved this desu

>>102494914
Me (with a girl at least, I had gay sex and an e-bf one time)

"How dare a performer have a life outside of entertaining me">>102491588 (OP)

>>102491588 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sapkeks are NOT gonna like this

>>102494912
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102494898
>see kiara
I wish I had my orange seethe post but
>Everything is about Kiara
Never change sapcuck

REMEMBER WHEN VTUBERS WERE SUPPOSED TO UPHOLD A KAYFABE OF BEING VIRTUAL DIGITAL FICTIONAL BEINGS INSIDE THE MACHINE AND NOT JUST AN ANIME MASK FOR A REAL LIFE 3DPD BITCH CONSTANTLY REMINDING YOU ABOUT HER OFFLINE ACTIVITIES???

Vtubing is dying lads, it's time to take the leap to real idols now

>>102494914
Why does that matter this is vtuber board not the normie retard board.

>>102491588 (OP)
is she going to yap about her hubby non-stop now like every other married streamer does? that's my only problem with this.

i WILL drop Saba and vtubers in general if i see her anywhere near Nimi. im so fucking done.

>>102491588 (OP)
She's so dedicated to be femNorthernlion that she's not only streaming bald, but also getting married fr fr

>>102494594
Also explains her whole "not your friend" melty, probably caused by an argument

This is why I stopped giving money to vtubers since 2022, just go back to anime waifus and buy anime merch instead of fleshbags in anime pngs

>>102494398
mindcontrolled by BBC
cucklings seethe kek

>>102494591
Would streaming pregnancy attempts on PornHub be good content?

>>102493200
99% of viewers don't pay money
now the .5% are going to leave and .5% are going to keep being cucks

>>102494914
I never have and I never will. The day that happens is the day I shoot myself, and that's not happening any time soon.

watching vtubers is a fucking joke
I need a better hobby
or AI needs to take over

>>102495059
just watch japanese ones, EN was always garbage and will always be garbage

nimi bros... what does it feel to officially be the biggest cucks on the board now

>>102491588 (OP)

Saba/Dooby/Shachi announcements coming soon, this was the "difference in direction" they mentioned

>>102494901
>Indie pill
Out in the open
>Corp pill
Hidden
Not sure what's better.

>>102491588 (OP)
good thing i stopped watching once the blue dorito left the building

>>102494914
Never got any when I was a teen and was trying to be normal.
Later, the moment I realized I am ace and have zero interest in this shit was the moment somehow every random lady start hitting on me. Even some dudes. But like, too late sorry I am out.

>>102495059
This is what Neuro is for. Take the AI pill.

Most people rejected his message
Apologize.

Fuck fauna bitch!

Maybe it's time I become my own oshi

Keep an eye on what Kronii does for this week.
Would be funny if she gets visibly upset or takes a break.

Hubby here. AMA

>>102493620
You don't know that "bisexual" is a total LARP for most women who claim it?

>>102494914
i mean yes, but im a lazy sociopath who doesnt really feel emotions and that's just too much work. Porn and occasional sexting tides any sexual desires

>>102495067
Because if you’re upset about this, you are almost certainly a seething incel

>>102491588 (OP)

TICK TOCK SAPKEKS

>>102491588 (OP)
mamabicho
why would you announce this now
this is supposed to be MY moment
MAMABICHO

You know who's never going to get married and cuck you?

>>102494912
nice , do it live on stream

>>102493438
isn't that what heterosexual porn is?

>>102494974
I have never donated to a vtuber besides throw a few bucks at henya a few times over the years, and only because she is funny.

And the few times I did it, I immediately felt regret. I can't imagine the mindset of these paypigs who open their wallets to celebrities that don't give a fuck about them. Pirate everything you can and spend only your money on yourself.

>>102491588 (OP)
It couldn't happen to a more deserving community lmao

Talent freedom

>>102495214
Go be a woman somewhere else.

>>102495164
Vtuber family will be the new meta but before that prego vtubers

Example #ilostfuckingcount of why you don't get parasocial or God forbid fall in love with the anime women, just do what I do and enjoy their singing and dancing in a vacuum.

>>102495205
What food were you cooking when you set off the fire alarm that one time?

>>102495240
me

every bit of news that makes at least one unicorn rope himself gotta be considered at least neutral for the world, so congrats for her

>>102495198

>>102494762
You forgot
>After milking the parasocial fans one last time by selling a bunch of debut merch
>>102494939
>The point is to filter all of the people who actually donate
ftfy, enjoy living mostly at the behest of a few simp cucks who you'll have to bend over backwards for to keep around now

Jannies are deleting cuckling threads. Seems like janny was a cuckling.

Just cause your single doesn't mean your oshi has to be too. Reflect on yourself /vt/ go out there and find someone.

>>102495174
If they're going to married regardless they can at least have the decency to not talk about it all the time, look at AZKi

>>102493712
probably, but she still did ASMR as lemonleaf even when she was in a relationship at that time

>women when their only job is to pretend to be single online

>>102495164
white women joining hololive was a mistake

>>102495038
I mean, really, it's better than the alternative. Do we want these women to die childless and alone, sitting in front of a computer playing video games?
Sucks if you had a crush on her, I know, but at least your kids will be able to watch Nimi's kids on the future internet VR crap they come up with.

I hesitated because it seems mean, but I unsubbed and unfollowed. I wish her well, but I don't want any part of a vtuber that is openly in a relationship.

>>102494124
They exist, they're called nijisisters

What’s next a jealous ex drops her nudes.

>>102494956
Maybe that is why these days out of all of EN I only watch Neuro.

>>102495143
Neuro already fixed half of those problems, this thots now only use avatar as a mask
Im going all into the AI pill once my hopefully not married oshi remains

>>102494914
I had sex once

>>102491588 (OP)
Faunaschizo won. At least she is honest unlike other Vtubers grifting single lonely men. Sure she'll take a major hit to her income/fans (schizo estimate is 20-50%) but it'll make her fanbase less toxic (unicorns) and schizophrenic.
E is winning in life.

>>102495197
You know damn well it's mostly Vedal shipping.

>>102494151
As opposed to the guy, pretending the vtuber is his girlfriend, jacking off in a virtual room to the vtuber, with 5,000 other men doing the same in the same virtual room?

>>102495205
She pregnant yet?

>>102495240
It'll only take another 30 years for the green menace to give her an onahole

>>102495200
She's doing just fine, right now. Beside she's always known.

Nimi is having sex right now!! RIGHT NOW!!! HER PUSSY IS GETTING POUNDED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

>>102495198
>fuck fdund bitch
?

>>102495197
Took it in December 2022 and haven't looked back!

>>102494124
survivorship bias. the girlfailures are usually NEETs.

>>102494974
if they do members often enough you at least get something

>>102491588 (OP)
OHNONONONONONO NAPLINGS YOUR TIME IS UP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102494151
I mean isn't that just a confession that you know it happens but watch it still kek, hey fellow cuck

>>102495174
Out of sight, out of mind. What you don't know about can't hurt you

>>102494697
>He doesn't know

>>102493949
You're telling me that noise I heard in the background of my oshi's stream wasn't just her brother like she claimed? The brother she never usually talks about?

>>102491588 (OP)
Why are women like this? She could have stayed quiet, said she was going to a family holiday for a week or two and kept collecting the cheques.
What is the positive in telling your highly parasocial fanbase that you're getting married?

>>102495301
>all of the people who actually donate
Retard
>Simp cucks
So they won't lose donations. Make up your mind retard

>she was just being an entertainer!
>she was playing a character!
>she was just performing!

Wow, and what character was she playing, nerdy woman who liked anime and video games? Come on man, these chicks are 99% just being themselves on stream, they ain't playing characters anymore than everyone does at their job.
I dont care about this relationship stuff but stop pretending she was an actor or something before

>>102495240
I'm pretty sure the turtle has a unfiltered hidden Neuro that does joi for him

>>102491588 (OP)
>baby fanart
It begins

>watching vtubers for intimacy

so what are the chances that she posts irl wedding pics?

>>102491588 (OP)
TOTAL SAPLING ANNIHILATION

>>102495197
>JUST WATCH NEURO BRO
Fuck off. Neuro is fine but I can't stand Vedal. He's an annoying cunt.

>>102493620
Fauna thought she was bisexual until menhera lesbian Kronii wanted to fuck, then she realized that she's straight.

>>102495348
Has no effect on Neuro and can also be an entertaining side show.

Phasecucks, I don't feel so good

We need AI fembots NOW

>>102495406
to prevent a rushia moment

>>102495197
More gay and cucked than anything else in this thread desu

WAIT
How do we know she isn’t gay and she’s getting married to another woman. And before you bring up the family thing, lesbians can have kids via surrogacy/IVF/adopting

Vtubers were a mistake, they're nothing but trash.

>>102495010
There's no way things could get crazier surely?

>>102495164
Its actually over for unicorns

>>102495285
Tofu taco
>>102495358
No

imagine nimi having sex right now as she sends the tweet. So fucking hot. My cuck fetish....

CLOUDFLARE IS SHITTING ITSELF
TOO MUCH HAPPENING AT ONCE

>>102495437
lol
lmao
hahahahahahaha

>>102495406
The worst part about women is that they're retarded like women

>>102495307
Vtubers are like any other streamers now, they only felt like fiction characters when they weren't streaming in the old days. Most don't even have or stay in character anymore even in corpos and they don't even put on fake voices anymore.

>>102494966
This reminds me of an asmr channel I used to watch. Started good, then changed to streams, then in one stream she spent some 10 minutes with her baby crying trying to look after the kid and ASMR rp at the same time. Depression given form

>>102491588 (OP)
I was here!

>>102495437
fuck nimi, she opened a gate all the others are gonna use

>>102495458
>Has no effect on Neuro
Neuro is literally the biggest shipper.

>>102493000
why are we assuming she's marrying a guy

>>102495240
>>102495197
>he doesn't know

>>102495450
>crying about a guy that's on stream maybe once every two weeks
faggot

>>102495336
>it'll make her fanbase less toxic
>he doesn't know

I'm happy for her anons. All things considered, she was a great oshi. She deserves to leave vtube and raise her children.

>>102495312
>but at least your kids
Nigga do you know where you are?

>>102495355
I'm not pretending she's my girlfriend. She is in a pseudo-romantic relationship with her entire audience. That is how vtubing works. Stop pretending that's not how it works, reddit.

>>102495477
Surely this just did the opposite and created one

>>102495307
>AZKi
NO ITS NOT TRUE

it was really cool of her to debut with that merch ready as a last payday before revealing this, looking forward to the inevitable merch burners

>>102495486
Cope.

>>102495314
Same desu, if she wants to be so open about her life she can go be a flesh streamer, I don't fucking watch vtubers to hear about their love lives so I will never be watching her again.

Lmao, I never liked this women in Holo or after, and I could never stand her fans. This is pure gold.

This is preemptive damage control, she either announces it herself, or her marital status gets leaked by a third party

>>102495367
She also knew about how Sally feels for years.
Then Sally got pregnant.

If Otsuka Ray can do it I don't see why Nimi can't...

>>102495078
So within the next week or so?

>>102491588 (OP)
I want to like women so, so much... but god fucking DAMMIT MAN DO THEY LOVE MAKING IT DIFFICULT

>>102495164
I mean yeah this was pretty obvious to anyone with a brain as to why they graduated.

>>102495562
The problem is she doesn't plan on leaving vtubing she wants you to fund their kids future.

>>102493980
>>102494341
>>102495209
>>102495457
Wait, where does it say she's marrying a dude, though? Genuinely asking.

>>102495537
Shiori’s drama with Junard is child’s play compared to this lmao

>>102491588 (OP)
her account was propably hacked
remember when somy crypto scammers hacked Kronii?
you will all look real stupid really soon falling for such an obvious trolltweet
i have had been a day 1 sapling, none of you know Fauna/Nimi better than me, she would never tweet something like this

>>102491588 (OP)
dint you guys say she was a dyke?

of all sad words tongue and pen
the saddest are these
shondo was right again

>>102491588 (OP)
Guess we all know where all those debut merch went to
Thank you cucklings for your service

>nimi gets married (hololive)
>ironlung leave vshitshow (vshojo)
>nijishartji coddled and protected a sexual criminal
we just need a big yab from phase right now and we'll have the all star team

>>102495547

Because she wants a family and she's not getting that from another woman. Also, she's probably the least gay coded one out there.

>>102495059
Sure, also remember when indies decided that this part of vtubing culture wasn't necessary?

>>102495498
>No
Well what are you waiting for?

>>102495410
>Um actually the consistent occurrence of vtubers announcing or getting outed to be with someone and them instantly losing a bunch of viewers and donations is purely a coincidence CHUD! Also I can't read English to tell what you meant by the second half cause I'm ESL!
lol okay whore

>>102491588 (OP)
i think im gonna throw up

>>102495641
Fucking who

>Being bisexual is more worthy of hiding for her than being an openly married vtuber

This is the last straw for me. I'm done with vtubing forever. I’m going to go fuck off and all this time I spent watching vtubers, posting on /vt/ and jerking off to porn of the girls I’ll now use to pursue the betterment of myself and my life. Might still be too late for me but I’m not going to let this cuckstain be a smear on my life. I just wanted to say that hanging out with you all was a blast. I hope you all find your way in life. Sorry for the blogpost. Peace.

https://x.com/niminightmare/status/1947506004578734327
Bros?????

how long until she starts becoming a flesh tuber? seems inevitable now

>>102493620
She ain't lying. She had a brief "relationship" with Kronii in which their breakup caused fractures within Promise/ Holo EN as a whole.

>>102495701
she could get a donor

or futa

The actual concern a reasonable person should have over the marriage is that it's less time she can spend on streaming and a potential source of stress if relationship doesn't go well.

>>102491588 (OP)

>I guess this is what she meant by management disagreements KEK!

BWAHAHAHAHA I LITERALLY DROVE STRAIGHT HOME AFTER I SAW THE TWEET FROM THE GYM THIS PLUS THE VSOUJO SITUATION HOLOCHADS CANT STOP WINNING BWAHAHAHAHA

>>102495660
she literally said until she has grandchildren you coping sapkek

SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS A MAN
>SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS A MAN
SHE NEVER SAID IT WAS A MAN

>>102495336
yeah she just lied to her retarded fans for 4 years who cares lmao

I can appreciate her being honest and straightforward with her fans, but man am I glad I stopped watching her after she graduated

>>102495660
She's talking about having kids and grandkids.

>>102495547
because she wants to make a family and women cant get other women pregnant

>>102495554
Diaboromon launch the 3rd Nuke!

>>102491588 (OP)
Unfollowed
Unsubscribed

Put me in the video Parrot

>>102495554
>Be Vedal987
>Never leave the house
>Want to have a happy life
>Create an AI daughter
>Not satisfied because she can never grow up like a real girl
>Create an older version of Neuro
>Give her a family
>Tfw grandpa Vedal cucks you out of your AI gf

>>102495752
Haha loser unicorn. This hobby belongs to the free world of liggers and unityGODs

>>102494966
The darkest timeline

Unicorns dying on the same day as Vshitshow was not on my 2025 bingo.

Now remember, no more art sexualizing her. Sexualizing a woman who is engaged is immoral and disgusting.

>>102495660
The final cope has arrived

I'M FINE BEING KEKED BY A WOMAN

>>102495660
she's marrying Sally now?

>>102495827
i dont believe that

>>102495370
RAW. CREAMED RIGHT NOW

>>102495827
have none of you retards heard of IVF or adoption???

>>102495164
at least Shachi left and straight up said she is not coming back instead of abusing more her simps

>>102495761
Fuck you, I was expecting Baby Towa

>>102495686
>debut merch was for their honeymoon

>>102495761
THEY ARE ALL MARRIED OR IN A RELATIONSHIP, vtubing is a fucking joke nowadays and im sick people keep pretending its not

>>102491588 (OP)
I've noticed a big uptick recently in vtubers using their viewers as a support blanket to lay out all their real life stuff. Yeah it's not new but it seems like it's happening way more than it used to. Like they've finally gotten comfortable with using their fans as an emotional sponge. Guess it makes the bf happier that he doesn't have to be the one to sit through all that yapping.

>>102491588 (OP)
Better start getting ready for the baby posting too naplings

>>102495657
IDK if she waited that long is because the guy can take care of her. She is smarter than that. I'm not giving more than my views. Perhaps we will fund her wedding but she is leaving after that.

Remember right before Nimi's debut, when people were pointing out that Lemonleaf had previously been in a long term relationship before she joined Hololive, and every cuckling on this site was all
>NooOoo she broke up with him!!!1!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102495240
giving your money to another man because of an anime girl is still cuck behavior

>4chan chuds don't know lesbians can have kids
Figures

I was thinking about it while I was driving home from work: given that she must have been in a relationship for a while now, do you think she should have told her fans earlier (ie, that she had a bf) or should she have done what she did (ie, that she is getting married)?

I feel that it would have been better to tell them earlier to just get it out of the way and begin weeding out the schizos and to prepare for the schizo wave. It could have been a small and short if she announced just a bf. But getting married? Itll be a schizo tsunami. She probably has the mods to deal with it (at least I hope) and I hope for her mental health she isn't on Twitter for a while.

>>102495059
EN vtubing was a fucking mistake

>>102495761
Thats in response to the Vshojo drama
And how she knows that Hololive is doing the same thing, the end of times is coming

haha cuckling your money is not even going into condom funds. She is doing it raw.

It's honestly worrisome how much people in here treats streamers as if they were intimate friends with them.
Just look at the png doing funny things and laugh at it bro, is that simple.

>>102495827
Lesbian couples can have children via surrogacy/IVF

>>102491588 (OP)
Mint bros................... I think she's gonna catch the bouquet..............................

>>102495851
Could be worse.
Neuro could create an AI Vedal, but it's an actual turtle that makes turtle noises when fucking.

>>102491588 (OP)
My heart just fucking sank. When she announced her graduation I suspected maybe it could be something related to this but it's been so long that the idea completely left my head.

I suppose I have to respect her transparency. I don't hate her or anything. You always hear 'They have secret personal lives off stream' but it's only now that I'm realising what that truly means. I can't help but feel like something huge has just come to an end, like the world I knew wasn't real.

I think from now on, I'm going to focus on my own life. Just me. That seems like the way forward. Every time you put faith in others, you'll be disappointed eventually.

>>102495891
you dont need to marry someone for that you delusional cuck

>>102492371
Gachikois and unicorns taking another L. Peace has been restored to the universe. HOLY KEKW!

>>102495794
>nimi is going to marry a tranny
DEAR LORD

If she's getting married then it's high chance she's pregnant too

No way you retards are actually clinging to this lesbian cope lmao

>>102495761
This is about ironmouse

>>102495229
tick tock what? are you retarded? it's already over

naplingniggers i dont feel so good, where are my fellow cucklings i thought we loved nimi and bought her plushie where you are im hanging on by a thread

>>102495312
nta but i genuinely had such a huge crush so i'm actually a little sad

but also happy for her, idk, just trying to not be schizo

>>102495745
Porn star who is friends with CdawgVA. The tweet in question is about Vshojo not Nimi.

Dooby announce your marriage to Saba right fucking now I can't handle this heteroslop fuck hetfags

How upset will she and her husband be when they see an insurgency of her gang bang porn?

where do I find vtuber virgin gf?

>>102495589
Exactly sharing is caring and I love sharing my wife with 5000 other guys.

>>102495862
But I'm not complaining. I want to see idol culture and corpos all come crashing down.

/trash/ /vcuck/ here

>>102495752
Man, I could've told you the end result of all this years ago. It's obvious.

>>102495059
western whores can't help it, please understand!!!

>>102495940
If it turned out to be a woman I'd be considerably less hurt.

If she's marrying a woman then I hope the wife gets her own model and they can collab together.
If she's marrying a man then I hope she fucking graduates and never comes back.

>>102493266
Do we still think AZKi is still married? Spends most of the week recording. Still has her previous work going on. Goes on business trips with her friends most likely without her spouse. Often sleeps over with her friends. Can spend an entire week playing minecraft or other games til 3-4AM.
Does he get like 1 day a week for a quickie and be happy with it? I guess I probably would lmao

>>102494792
This is unfortunately true. I myself fell into this hole, chasing a really far out fantasy. Not as a vtuber unicorn but finding the "perfect" one for me.

I've been a lot happier since I've realized that other people are.. well human. Just like me. They probably have a ton of issues they hide behind closed doors, bad habits, bad things they do to themselves or to others. I know I have them.
But I realized the point to relationships in general isn't perfection, it's not coming home to a loving girlfriend ready to kiss you and feed you dinner. She'll be tired sometimes, watching TV on the couch, she'll be angry at times, with you or something else. She'll be sad, because of something that happened. She'll say hurtful things to you either unintentionally or intentionally. She won't look the prettiest everyday, she might fall into really bad habits. The same goes for you too, you might do these exact same things to someone you truly love.

To another point. I didn't make friends because I wanted the perfect friends, I just wanted someone to chat with about my hobbies, to hang out with, to talk to about serious stuff. They don't give the perfect answers, 99% of the time their opinions are dogshit. But it's the intention behind it that counts. They do truly want to help out.

The Human experience is messy, flawed, chaotic and convoluted. There is no such thing as perfect. And I became happier once I realized that most people are just like me, in the sense that we're all trying our best.

I now have a loving girlfriend, she isn't perfect. But she doesn't need to be, we're not the "best" couple. But we don't need to be. We can work on our flaws overtime, we will never be perfect, it'll be an endless process until our time is up. But I'm fine with that.

>>102495793
>>102495818
Gay couples can have kids through IVF, surrogacy and adoption. Feels like it could go either way. Not like it really matters, though.

>>102495240
I don't understand neurofags who unironically watch her for GFE, why not just make your own ai girlfriend at that point then? Isn't half the stream some other random fag controlling her anyways?

>>102496038

>>102496016
You've gotta agree that it would be fucking funny if it was Sally though

>>102495779
She's getting the dokidick

Do you think these people get angry when the cashier at the grocery store hands them their change, and they see a ring on her hand?

What do you think her favorite position is?

>>102495752
You were obnoxious as a sapling and is being obnoxious as an ex-sapling. May god have mercy upon whatever new hobby you pick.

>>102495924
There is no "kayfabe", and the only character they play is themselves. The 3d model never meant anything.

>>102495660
this is the post

Baffling decision to announce it like that but congrats to her

>>102491588 (OP)
NapKEKS our response? We were getting too cocky mocking Vshojo imploding.

>>102495964
Yeah it's going to the college fund

>>102491588 (OP)
kronii...

>>102495312
yes, at least we would have had each other

>>102495641
As fun as the other schizo theories are this is most likely the reason she announced it herself so it doesn't blow up in her face

>>102496016
Her being a faggot lesbo would make it significantly worse imo. I don't get yuritrannies.

>>102495967
this guy gets it. you can't be disappointed if you never have expectations in the first place.

>>102495255
>Pirate everything you can and spend only your money on yourself.
exactly. for my oshi, i never spent a dime on her and i pirated her membership streams. her membership streams weren't all that different normals, either. spending $5 a month or more on something you can get for free is just insane. that money could be used on something with far greater value.

>>102496117
scissoring because her fiance is a woman, not a man.

>>102491588 (OP)
The worst part about this is she is going to raise her children to be godless physicalists.

>>102495993
Fauna was right all along.

>>102496082
>graduates
Graduates from what?

>>102491588 (OP)

>>102493811
>They want a vtuber company that uses a strict idol type contract to enforce a web of lies.
That is exactly what I want, retard, and the entire concept that made Vtubing grow the way it did. Just because tourists like you want [twitch whore, but anime] doesn't mean this medium was made with you in mind.
And I don't even care about HoloEN, for the obvious reasons, including the very reason for this thread.

>>102496112
Yes because it means she's working slow enough for me to get bored and start looking around to notice the ring in the first place

>>102495312
I just don't want to know about it. Is it that hard to grasp? Why does she need to post about her husband on her vtuber account?

I'm genuinely confused. She probably just cost herself thousands of dollars with this tweet. And for what? So she can post about her husband on her vtuber account? Women really are unfathomably stupid.

>>102496038
>where do I find vtuber virgin gf?
I would tell you but I'm keeping them for myself.

>>102496126
By the way, the reason I bring this up is because, I shit you not, I was recommended a video on Youtube of a chuuba venting to her viewers about a recent hookup she had.

>A little lore drop
How the fuck is this considered a "lore" drop?

>>102495670
Copeling...

>>102496038
try the 2view gacha, maybe you can win

All of you apologize to Fdundfeet RIGHT NOW

>ACKshually it's just le preemptive damage control check your privilege chud
This isn't damage control, this is attention whoring. Establish that your personal life is off limits and that you're putting on a character for people to engage with, and this shit mostly takes care of itself outside of mentally-ill shitholes in Asia. If you need to damage control, don't write a fucking essay to your audience like they're your friends.

She's almost going a thousand new followers from this btw

Didn't realize /vt/ was so full of pro-lesbians. I think being married to a man preferably of the same race is better in all angles to create a normal healthy family

>>102496082
holy fucking based

>>102495964
dear lord, id end myself if she was my oshi and i paid that

>>102496216
Envy. "Jealousy" is when you're afraid someone will take something that's yours. "Envy" is when you covet something someone else has.

At least she doesn't hide it like rushia did. Thank you for your sincerity, nimi.

>>102496083
Average Japanese family dynamic cept the salaryman is Azki

>>102491588 (OP)
fiancé leaked

>>102496272
Zoomers now say Lore when they mean real life stories.

There are people here that paid for their condoms..
While you were thinking about her she was getting rammed in 10 different positions..

>>102496166
You know there was a long time when yuri wasn't associated with troons. It's also weird if you have a problem with yuri and still watch Hololive. The whole company is predicated on yuri.

>>102496213
from life

Well, at least she's being honest, gotta give her that.

>>102495680
the schizo was never wrong...

>>102495989
I saw mint at ACEN and bro idk who's trying to hit that lmao

>>102491588 (OP)
Bro she was squeezing her simps while she had a baby daddy, these losers are literally paying for the wedding, what the fuck.

>>102496320
We might still end up feeling bad for the guy, though.

>>102496112
Cashiers are still a thing?

>>102496348
M A G G E D
A
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G
E
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>>102495967
Mentally ill people are like that.
Just the fact that they think they are being "cucked" if their favorite vtuber has a partner shows that.
Imagine how fucking deep in mental illness you have to act like that.
I've always watched vtubers as entertainment. Never given a shit about about what corpo they belong to, their personal lives or what goes on behind the scenes.
I just automatically assume they are all normal folks and that comes with normal relationships, families and all that.

>>102496293
FDUNDFEETSAMA IM SORRY I KNEEL

>>102496166
>>102496016
If she's marrying a woman I can craft the "it's actually Kronii/Mumei" rrat, though. And that's fun.

>>102496112
>married
>working at walmart
In what reality would this not be hilarious

>>102496304
go back to /pol/ we only like single women or women having sex with other women here

To any of the bros who thinks she's a lesbo or getting married to a tranny, just stop. She's getting piped down, she likes her fiances dick, and she's probably taken a several fat loads in her cunt. You are deluding yourselves. Just rip the band-aid off and move on.

i'll just headcanon she's marrying a futa goth mommy until she mentions a husband

And here I thought the big EN Holo graduations were because these fat bitches didn't want to do anything physical dance, travel and sing. Little did I know that it was to get fucked and had nothing to do with getting physical...

>>102495059
Karma for holo numberfags raiding generals just to spam cuck this and cuck that. In case you havent realised that org has a fucking Mirror Force shield around it and you fucks keep tapping it. Disrespect kayfabe = karma

>>102491588 (OP)
gz to her

>>102495547
Anon are you new? She literally have a bio under her twitch account stating that she have a boyfriend pre holo

>>102496348
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>102496377
>There are people here that paid for their diapers
FTFY

>>102496297
Yeah, a thousand people are expectant of the shitstorm this is gonna unfold, I'm one of them.

>>102496380
>It's also weird if you have a problem with yuri and still watch Hololive
I do?

>>102496099
>>102495794
>>102495547
>>102495891
>>102495970

don't worry sapkek, im sure you guys will be hyped for the husband reveal stream with his own 3d model, I wonder if you will do the charade where your gonna ask if hes single, will be a good stream

>>102496304
https://x.com/SillyFren1889/status/1947502626079408238
This you?

Everyone posting saying its probably a woman is a fool whos never watched her

>>102496320
>After milking her fans with """limited""" debut merch that she was magically able to do a second run of
lol okay

>>102496029
I imagine you're in the same situation as me, never made a move or got too close because you couldn't for practical reasons or otherwise. I crush on Kiara but I know if I fly too close to the sun I may not like what I see so I don't bother so it's likely only a matter of time before I experience the same feeling you are now.
Before the internet the best way to find someone was to make yourself available and let a girl pursue you and catch that one. I'm not sure what we're supposed to do on the world wide web.
...but these girls are getting on the older side. Just remember if we started a relationship with one of these girls we'd -Start dating- at approaching/at 30+ years old. That's not something you'd generally want for wife/kids mode unless she was willing to put in the effort.
Plus the fantasy never lives up to reality. Women won't hesitate to metaphorically claw at you over the smallest inconvenience. Let that poor bastard take the emotional crits and let the good times roll.

>>102491588 (OP)
4chin
>noooooo my supposed virgin queen what about the money I gave youuuuu
reddit
>lol congrats I guess don't care free entertainment
Looks like reddit won again.

I will fap to some Fauna NTR as tribute RIGHT NOW

>>102496297
How much you want to be that virtually none of those followers are new audience members who are going to be paying? They're just there for the stunning and brave announcement sticking it to the lonely virgins.

>>102496304
What if it's not a man of the same race?

>>102496393
Men have no standards, especially slavs.
She has tits? Ass? Can fuck? Isn't a bitch? Smells a little better than them? Good enough.
It's women who get to pick and choose.

>>102491588 (OP)
STICKY THIS THREAD JANNIES
PLEASE GOD IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

its her life to live in this case too but no one wants to read good news (get divorced get divorced get divorced)

>>102493597
Qrd?

>>102496096
The main thing for me is that I realized I prefer fantasy. Because the fantasy involves people being deeply flawed, but still lovable. How does a stupid person act in real life? Obnoxious, troublesome, always wasting your time. And a lot of the time, they don't even have good intentions, they're only looking out for themselves and getting their slice of the pie. But when you get involved learning about a stupid character, they're anything but that. They can be charming, interesting, and despite their flaws you can cheer for them and their success. That's the fantasy, a world where everyone, despite having flaws and issues, strives to improve and has good intentions behind their actions.

It's funny it's her out of all holos like this the gift that keeps giving.

>>102496465
ew

>>102496449
For me and many guys, nimi was the closest thing to a girlfriend we will ever have. This is a betrayal.

I hope this thot loses all the revenue and others realize doing this is a horrible decision and not copy her, as she is opening the gates for others to follow FUCK YOU NIMI

>>102496570
I post "western civilization is cooked"

>>102491588 (OP)
This is the real reason she quit Hololive.
A job that require traveling a lot when raising a baby is a big no-no.

https://litter.catbox.moe/ba9vm2teoqap4d3i.mp4
I'm so fucking jealous her husband can get JOI ASMRs anytime he wants

>>102496571
mint has no tits and no ass
she is a fucking 5 foot tall stick wearing lolita at the MGS meetups

>>102496556
The redditors can't show anything other than approval or risk being downvoted. I guarantee you some of them are seething on the inside.

posting on the honorary sticky thread

>>102496386
I hope she gets a Goth outfit eventually.

>>102496628
Maybe you should have listened when she said she's not your friend...
Also, get some help.
Jesus Christ..

>>102496224
And how's tapping that sign working out with how many people have left within a year?

>>102496570
maximum keks if it's a black dude considering picrel

>>102496671
Does she meet any of the other criteria? Good enough.

>>102492371
lol no, she's been married
they funded her maternity leave

>>102495496
What did she mean by this

>>102495146
This

>>102496449
It goes both ways. These girls know full well that they're pandering to lonely virgins and they lean into it hard. If they wanted to avoid parasocial relationships (they don't really, those relationships are the reason they make so much money), they'd explicitly set ground rules and manage expectations.

this thread is moving faster than an actual graduation announcement LMAO

>>102496224
I don't care if it was made by people like you, it now belongs to people like me.

>>102496556
people want to appear positive and not like unicorns when the reality is seething to this announcement, there is a overly positive friendly enviroment in all the community even when flawed

>>102492371
as long as it's a woman and she streams the honeymoon together i don't care

>we've got like seven more of these to look forward to in the coming months

I fuckinf hate plants now thanks

I don't even watch vtubers but I heard there is a group mental break down to witness
Is this the correct thread?

>>102496751
Graduations are meaningless in 2025, especially in Holo (because we don't get answers).

>>102491588 (OP)
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP KEEEEEEEK

>>102496550
it's just difficult, and i get where you're coming from about the not liking what you might see, considering what we do see seems like a perfect match andI don't want to feel sad about this, it makes me feel creepy but it is what it is

thanks anon, i'm sure i'll find a way to positively channel these feelings in time

>>102495970
Did we all forget about Eddie?

>>102496658
when He gets her pregnant (on purpose, not like they are going to run out of condom money) He will get the full nursing handjob asmr experience whenever He wants

>>102496748
Whoever thinks this is coping, no vtubers (beside a very few) intentionally try to get an audience of lonely neets, or try to pander them in any way besides being a vtuber.

I hope one day she does a face reveal and she's ugly.

It's fucking funny that she dropped this tidbit while she thought it would be swept under the rug by the vshojo stuff, but /vt/ likes clowning on unicorns more than a company stealing money from terminally ill children

>>102496849
Holy newfag

>me
>no napling
but this shitposter >>102492371 xhe is right
fuck xhe is right AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

Why is it so hard for these women to stay single? If I can do it I'm sure they can.

>>102496748
Oh I don't blame the vtubers. Money is money.
My point was just the level of fucked up a man has to be to actually believe he's in a relationship with the animated png on screen.
That takes some serious twisting of reality.
But selling a lie for money is understandable.
Hell, I do that on the daily working at a car dealership.

>>102491588 (OP)
she become literal nightmare for unicorns. Yagoo-sama, I apologize for doubting you

>>102496831
What the fuck is this gaslighting, did Rushia suddenly cease to ever exist?

>>102496831
but whether intentional or not they have to know that's the nature of it, and then choose to engage in it? why are you pretending like they have 0 choice in any of it

>>102496825
I hated Eddie since Tekken 3

>>102494050
TWINKIE HOUSE

which vtubers are married lesbians

This cannot be real, there has to be some trickery behind it

I would be happy for her, but she's not my friend, shouldn't be my friend, and never will be my friend so I don't really care.

>>102496942
I know 2 asmr lesbo that left their corpo to elope

>>102496942
There was that one pair in Niji that got pretty far, but broke up over dumb shit

>>102496789
Oh anon, you're not thinking about the pregnancy and birth announcement(s) too
>having a family

>>102494745
Your delusions is not the entire point

>>102496831
No, fuck off. It's implicit to the medium unless the talent goes out of their way to say otherwise. The best vtubers establish that their private life is their own (outside of mundane shit they may bring up, obviously something like marriage isn't that), and stick to their guns on that. They know that they're providing a service to lonely people and keep things to the character.

ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL ITS A GIRL

it's nice of her for being honest but I would love her to pretend to be a cute girl for lonely virgins (me included) for a little longer. fucking whore (derogatory)

>>102491588 (OP)
No pin?

Someone call Maury when the baby don't look like her husband's.

TIME TO LISTEN TO THE FAUNA AI NTR AUDIOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

>>102496824
You're not creepy. 20 years ago girls used to pursue men because none of them wanted to be the cringe unwanted girl.
The modern scenario where everyone online is just unnatural and we've gotta navigate through it. Lots of single guys nowadays, so don't worry too much about it but at the same time don't give up on it.

>>102491588 (OP)
damn, holo chads were keeping this NTR gem for themselves?

>>102496897
Women have a history of ruining everything for dick, its genetic

Aqua, Chloe, a chan also retired for the same reason. Remember the rushia list... You refused to believe.

>>102493620
No wonder Shondo got so mad when she left for Holo...

I argued with some people that every Holo is either a lesbian or straight and single because they don't touch grass/have too much social anxiety or whatever, it's insane that there's actually people that believe things like these.

I imagine this is an extreme opinion here but I am happy for her. My condolences to those grieving.

my krofaumei ship

>>102491588 (OP)
I dont care, but its kinda funny how on a more depraved level, this is her announcing she is getting fucked and creampie'd to her audience.

>>102497007
Yes, her daughter will be a girl.
...her wife is also a girl.
The sperm? Mine. (I'm a donor for the IVF procedure)

>>102495059
>>102495197
>first real VTuber was a girl larping as an AI
>now the only real VTubers are AIs larping as girls
Pottery...

>muh you're mentally ill
>muh get some help
genuinely how the FUCK do you think people can even do this in current year? Do you even realize what the modern world is like in current year? How the fuck exactly are these mentally ill unicorns even supposed to 'get help' 'touch grass' and 'improve themselves?' Just go to therapy and get hooked on zombifying pills and/or speak to bots on Tinder or what? There is no 'getting help' or 'improvement' you stupid fucks

how do you think such people even end up like that in the first place? You think muh mentally ill incels just grow out of the fucking ground or they were normal and randomly just choose to be crazy loners for no fucking reason or something? Baffling

PFFFFF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA alright alright im sorry that isn't very nice PFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEND HER SOME MORE CONDOM MONEY WHY DONT YOU HAHAHAHAHA okay okay im done naplings i won't do it again HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

im so happy rn
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Guess she made enough money to coast on this risk, also fuck an indie/ex corpo pill. I’ll be watching hololive until there are no talents left

>>102496699
Well, now you know why they left.
The sign stands absolute.

>>102496594
some Vshojo drama and an AV claiming some vshojo staff who worked previously in a big Vtuber agency showed rl pictures of vtuber and talked openly about them ect

>>102495882
What if Fauna and Sally are the same person and the marriage actually happened before she left Hololive?

>>102494491
>I'm getting married
>Getting

>all the merch money went to her wedding
That's fucking funny. But really, that's what you get for following a hippy wannabe vegan white woman.

>>102491588 (OP)
Huh. Guess I was wrong.
Thought she was already married and had kids (streaming from inside a closet, random noises in the background etc). Guess it was just the boyfriend/fiance.
Happy for her.
But she better stream more horror games, the Until Dawn play-through was top tier chill.

>>102497197
you may laugh, you have all the right, for me its suffering, reasons to not end it all right now?

>>102497003
Well this announcement will hopefully get all the weirdos out, which will be like 200 people. Nothing will change except Nimi talking on stream about her family in the future. Her views won't drop and her memberships won't drop.

>>102496049
idol culture isn't going anywhere. nimi getting married and vshitshow collapsing sure as hell isn't changing that. what vtubing needs is a return to form.

>>102491588 (OP)
>>102495686

waaa waaa i just wanted a pretend girlfriend

These clowns saying "I'm so happy for her" are the same shit who won’t drop a single cent, view, like or even remember her channel name tomorrow

>>102496902
A vtuber doing something like this would be like you as a car salesman regaling your customers with tales of you fleecing past customers. You know you're providing a service, you keep things professional. Vtubers who go off about their personal life like this are not acting professionally. They know who their audience is, actively pander to them, and STILL think posts like this are a good idea. If you're going to be this forthcoming about your personal life as a streamer, I better not see you fleecing money out of lonely virgins. The disrespect for their audience while still trying to work money out of them is downright insane.

So she must have cheated on him with Kronii if they've been long enough to get married finally

>>102497323
Oh no, this just gets funnier. No way this is real

>>102495937
Isn't that...isn't that literally every girl who is ever given money ever? They either work for men or their money goes to a man (husband, son, whatever).

>>102497104
When will someone put a baby in mio? Her motherly instinct can not go to waste!

>>102495641
Imagine having to reveal your marital status over a tweet from a JAV porn star lmao

>>102496849
I hope she does a face reveal and she's happy

>>102497302
>Nothing will change except Nimi talking on stream about her family in the future
Do people actually find that entertaining though? I'm not a parasocial, I watch for entertainment but even I don't like that shit because it's not entertaining to listen to.

>post your yfw when you've never given a vtuber a single cent and will continue not to

>>102497302
Nyanners viewers dropped significantly after announcing her relationship

>>102497323
AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>102497165
A lot of people share your opinion, but instead of condolences, they want to clown on the people who just got destoryed. At least, I hope for the best for them too.

Genuinely, I think vtubers should be honest with marital status. But it won't happen becasue you do make more money through lying as it increases your appeal. It's a fact.

>>102497299
a woman getting married is no reason to end your life prematurely and suffer an eternity in hell, brother. you learned the hard way. don't make the same mistake again. never give a chuuba your hard earned money.

>>102491588 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfeUK9at5W4
She's been in a relationship for at least 2 years now

>>102497323
This isnt real

How many Holos are secretly married or dating a man? I would say like at least half of them.

We better get a bunch of wedding dress fanart out of this! And later on preggo Nimi fanart!

>>102497302
>which will be like 200 people. Nothing will change except Nimi talking on stream about her family in the future. Her views won't drop and her memberships won't drop
Denial. Four stages to go.

>>102497323
ok this one is fake, right..?

>>102497472
Always lurk, never spend a cent
Laugh at the parasocial retards

>>102491588 (OP)
Honestly I don't understand these kinds of announcements, from vtubers or otherwise
Is the significant other going to be featured in the videos moving forward? No? Then why should people care?
Also wouldn't it be better for their opsec if they didn't announce these things?

Man today is fucking great all you fucking holofans having your unicorn glass houses shattered and Vshitjo dying. Just remember guys "I am not your friend" Fauna will be paying for her soon to be child support on your donations you cucks.

>>102497472

>>102497323
the real meaning of her debut merch was to fund her creampies and college fund

You will never feel as cucked as Kroni ever has

>>102497526
most of them are

>>102497323
i'm too lazy to check, but that has to be fake, no way is she that funny

>>102497323
LMAAAAOOOOOOO
THERES NO WAY
THIS IS FAKE RIGHT??

There's a very real chance that someone here sent akasupa the exact same day, maybe even hours before or after, another man dicked her.

>>102497472
>>102497472
I'm going to continue receiving free entertainment from streams and wishing them happiness with their partners while the obsessed lonely ones are giving them money

>>102497590
If you had followed the rushia drama, you would know why

>>102495777
>Kronii fucked up so bad she made Fauna straight

>>102493068
the tummy hurt posts are her being pregnant...

>>102497472
>>102497323

>>102497628
How can we save this doomed lesbian

>>102497573
COPING RETARD ALERT

>>102497603
>Hasn't gone to /vt/ in months and only watches clips now of Vtubers so just clipfag don't care about streams anymore
>Comes back and sees this madness
Man I love this board.

What was worse? The Amegeddon or this?

>>102497590
Probably in fear of it being leaked by someone and they know it's highly likely to happen.

>>102497590
it is kind of ironic. some who make announcements like these hate "parasocial" stuff and always say that they have boundaries, yet they announce something like this.

She's getting married to me don't worry naplings I'll make sure, I'll take care of her and fill her pussy to the brim

>>102497302
>people will still like Kirk Cameron even after rediscovering Jesus and forces it into everything he stars in after

FYI her fiance is probably a total normalfag. Reminder that these girls view their dedicated fans as hapless losers at best. They dont like nerds or weebs or any shit like that.

>>102497323
It's real...

I'm glad my favorite two vtubers are openly married, have kids and have their husbands as part of the stream.
No bad surprises for me.
Reality checks must be hard for the weirdos.

>>102491719
please don't write relatable posts like this

>>102497587
this, what a massive win for our entertainment across the board

Aren't most vtubers in their 30's or late 20's? Women don't stay single too long around that age range.

>>102491588 (OP)
>Nimi getting married
>VShojo fully revealed as a black company
Today's shitposting is the closest to what we could've gotten from Gura announcing her graduation if 4chan didn't get hacked.

>>102497752
Electroshock therapy

>>102497773
If the intent was to filter out a certain portion of the fanbase then I guess it works?

Mumei status?

>>102497858
Nimi was an idol. Idols stay single for their fans.

If the husband is white and the child is white then I'll gladly pay to help preserve the future of the white race.

HAHAHAHA IS SHE FUCKING RETARDED?
WHY CAN'T THESE WHORES JUST KEEP THIS SHIT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS?

>>102497933
All I'm saying is that it would have been much worse if it was leaked by unrelated party.

>>102497323
Retarded dramanigs swallowed the bait

>>102497590
Isn't it obvious? She's the happiest girl in the world right now and she wants to share the happy news with her community.

>>102497942
Considering how proud she was of her Whiteness in the ancestry stream, he definitely is.

>>102497942
americans...

>>102497939
>Idols stay single for their fans
While in character. Behind the scenes they are fucking hard, spending the money they earn on their husbands, kids, boyfriends.

>>102497472
not a single cent baby

>>102495802
You'd be surprised how fast some people move anon. My grandparents were married within six months of meeting each other, my parents ten and one of my best friends was just 8 months.

>>102497603
>all you fucking holofans having your unicorn glass houses shattered
What did he mean by this? Isn't Nimi an indie avenger or some shit?

>>102497972
she probly thinks this will make her more money

>>102497752
Cock the Clock.

Funny when people say her ccv and donos will crash when their are examples of chuubas who have done something similar and ended up in a better place

>>102497972
Her numbers will not be affected at all, her viewers are loyal and happy for her.

>>102497858
There was a time where graduation meant something in the idol industry. The vtuber version of graduation is like a retarded step child with deformations

>>102497937
You know all that Yuri baiting was a thing set up by Hololive right?
Thats why so many of the talents have been leaving, because they dont wanna act gay on stream no more

>>102497942
why’d it get deleted? OP was just supporting his own race

Praying for single motherhood with a retarded, vegan-gestated baby in less than five years' time

Isn't he latinx? How are her fans going to cope with that?

>>102497972
she is a whore who can't keep shut, at this point she had earned so much, sold merch enough to be able to do this bold move, and i fucking hope she regrets it

>>102498088
There are counter examples like nyanners

>>102498105
His big fat dick made her squirt...

>>102495541
So this is the new shocking event of the year, NimiGate - family and children news.

I don't even know who ASS is now? I didn't watch her then and obviously don't now. She fucked up and slipped and said her boyfriend on stream because she was known for being retarded and inserting herself to every small drama. She was incredibly retarded.

i am forever scarred knowing that the cute voice that soothes me through the microphone has once been muffled by a mans penis.

>>102497764
Amegeddon easily. There was way more expectations on EN at the time and there are way too many other EN vtubers to watch now.

>>102496304
They're pro lesbians in this context because they don't see girl on girl relationships as a serious thing. Only other men are real competition to them; two girls is just a bonus object for them to imagine sticking their dicks in.

I fucking hate when these bitches are happy, fuck them.

>>102498088
People who say that arent even Nimi fans
Nimi doesnt even have superchats enabled
Shes never been about making a big profit, she just wants to have fun while making enough to live a comfy life

>>102498205
Calm down with your fantasies, cuckling.

>>102497933
look at sinder, indie is full of backstabbers, if words get out to a wrong person, they could spin a rrat to take down her whole career

>>102498144
No I mean, she’s probably already married and her “vacation post graduation” was probably a honeymoon

>>102497478
Nyanners had a greater number of fans that just wanted to fuck her raw I think.
That being said I do expect a significant dip in her viewership.

>>102498088
That is a perfect example of a damage control announcement with proper managing of audience expectations, that's probably the reason why the one you posted had things go well for her. The retard this thread is about did not do this.

>>102498246
meant to reply to
>>102498088

Damn you seas are going at it, making this board slow as fuck.

>>102498149
being pro-white is considered racism on /vt/ I think

>>102494914
Me. I'm 25 and autistic and the "just be yourself" advice isn't working too well.

>>102498258
The threads must have been interesting huh

>>102496272
Yeah for fuck's sake I thought she was going to make up some shit about the ghosts or something not destroy my entire reality

Imagine paying for her husband meal. It couldn't be me.

Lmaooooo holocucks

>>102491588 (OP)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>102496732
Probably the Ironmouse thing.

>>102493422

As a married vtuber enjoyer this might be the one thing that actually gets me to buy some merch. People with families are so much more relatable. Welcome to the based side, Nimi.

fuck this shit, man. Im killing myself. Nothing good ever happens to me.

>>102493312
she's been in a relationship with him for 7+ years, he used to be a guest on her streams. hope you guys that stick around are going to be ready for her to be bubbly and flirty with him on stream again

ngl this announcement felt more like a prevention than a celebration. Nimi would rather reveal it by herself then being leaked by someone else she knew.

>>102496225
Lmao Pure gold man

>>102491588 (OP)
Going from 0 male collabs to the ultimate, permanent male collab. I thought she was wiser than this. Feels like a punch in the gut.

>>102493949
I'm fully aware that vtubers have personal lives outside of streaming. She's in the prime of her life and she's not going to put that on hold just because a rando gave her $5 once. I do however prefer she keeps it off stream because the character is more valuable than her. I'm talking about vtubers more broadly and not just Nimi

>>102498088
>Operator
>Actor
I fucking hate these women who think of their persona as a wholly separate being. You aren't voice actors. You aren't playing a character. You are the vtuber.

>>102491588 (OP)
hope she has a backup plan for money lol

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