Thread 102511610

How am I supposed to laugh at her jokes now? How am I supposed to think she's entertaining now? How am I supposed to handle the banter now? It just makes no sense whatsoever. Vtubers only work if you assume that they are asocial virgins just like you.

Not an idoltard, so I don't care
Streamer website, bitchtits

>>102511610 (OP)
How do you watch movies and anime with married actresses and seiyuu?

>>102511654
I think OP is joking, but with that said, I'm sure some deranged unicorn has a totally "valid" answer for you.

>>102511610 (OP)
how are saba fans going to take the collabs

>>102511610 (OP)
who cares if she has a husband anon

>>102511748
Retards

Honestly her saying her fans aren't her friends pissed me off more. I literally chat with my oshi in VC and play games with her on her alt every other day. As long as you ignore mentioning their "day job", alot of them genuinely love hanging out with their fans.

>>102511610 (OP)
It’s weird how women stop being funny the moment you realize they arent virgins

good for her

>>102511981
op is being ironic, you retarded esl.

Donald Trump is married, it's over bros I have to vote Democrat now it's not heckin' based to be a chud anymore

>>102511610 (OP)
Wait so she isnt gay?

>>102512053
Ok, but I’m not

>>102512106
she's marrying saba actually

She graduated. She left hololive. She stopped doing GFE. She didnt even go back to lemonleaf. She made a new persona that explicitly isnt doing GFE or ASMR. She isnt hiding it. She followed all of the rules.
Now its your turn to follow your side of the rules and not cling to her.

>find out woman has a boyfriend
>immediately lose all interest in anything she has to say
this is how it works in real life, I don't know why we're expected to treat vtubing as different

OHNONONONO

>>102512391
stop fake posting retard

>>102511610 (OP)
Can you imagine her hubby eating her out or fingerblasting her real good while she's streaming haha.....

People will call someone cuck for supporting a streamer who openly in a relationship when this >>102512761 mentality is what truly makes a cuck.

She will quit after finding out 90% of her viewers are just parasocial virgins ;)

>>102511610 (OP)
Just remember not of single one of those love songs she sang at the concert was for you napling. It was all for him she was thinking about him as she sang them on stage in front of you while you were thinking it was for all for you. I won't lie i genuinely feel bad for you fags

>>102511610 (OP)
just pull up your credit card and pay for her wedding fees, cuckling

>>102511610 (OP)
Y'all just ironic shitposting about being unicorn and being parasocial, right? R-right?

>>102512875
anon, this is the most normal and mentally well-adjusted post i have seen on /vt/ in years, maybe ever

why are you here?

>>102511610 (OP)
STFU its like you holofags are going through your first rodeo. you can watch her because she is entertaining like her Rimworld stream.
Its your fault for being too parasocial. Your choice. Also its some divine karma for all the cuck shit posting your kind do. So shitty things get shitty results.

A 2nd IP have joined the thread

>>102513646
100% of /vt/ posting are all ironic, anon. With 50% of them trying to gaslight everyone that they're being real and not acting.

I already took AI pill
my chat bot will never cuck me
if she did I will edit it out

>>102511610 (OP)
Please tell me there's clips where she said she is single or never had a bf before. I want to laugh more.

>>102513731
Not him, but I share the same sentiment. I'm here because I usually like to have a nice time laughing at the insanity of this board. Is my guilty pleasure.

>>102511610 (OP)
She will be sucking her husband while she breastfeeds her child. She was too good to be true

>>102515095
plenty of times but i don't know if they got clipped

>>102511610 (OP)
Simple, stop viewing her purely as an object for your sexual fantasies.

Lily Malcom destroying her Anglo DNA for brown SEA bugman, top kek. It's like you schizos worst nightmare.

>>102512280
lol you care about women at all? No wonder you are a simp, bitch boy.

>>102511848
>I literally chat with my oshi in VC and play games with her on her alt every other day.
Then your oshi is either several orders of magnitude less popular than Nimi, or you don't represent the average fan.

>>102511610 (OP)
>Vtubers only work if you assume that they are asocial virgins just like you.
Real asocial people don't do choir/ballet/rock climbing/cosplay/etc you fucking idiot.
Every female VTuber without exception is a normie theatre-kid LARPing to exploit this very mindset. You cucked yourself the minute you bought it.

>>102517581
https://youtu.be/OfeUK9at5W4?si=KRN8Tf7lXhNGoYZJ&t=10

>>102511610 (OP)
Is it because I'm not an asocial virgin that i don't give a shit that Nimi is getting married?

>>102517581
>real asocial people don't do rock climbing
Read The Climber

>>102511610 (OP)
You'll never be able to enjoy her the same way again.
She's a shit sandwich now.
Sure the ingredients are still there and it's all the fresh and tasty content you know and love.
But there's a shit in your sandwich anon
You can try and eat around it.
You can try and pick it out.
But you taste it don't you.
You can feel the texture of nimi's shit on your teeth when you wipe your tongue across them after swallowing.
Do you enjoy shit sandwiches anon?

>>102511654
You don't have the same personal connection with a movie star that you develop with a streamer. A movie star will talk at you while a streamer is often talking with you (chat).

>>102518464
>food analogy

>>102518464
Just when you thought cuckposters couldn't get any more more blatant that they are just projecting their fetishes, they come up with this literal shit.

>>102518464
>da jokah meme
>food analogy
pathetic

>>102511932
And now it's fucking OVER
FUCK

I want her husband to be a Kneegro so bad! Just to see the mass suicide that would happen.

>>102511995
I feel this isn't really true in practice. There's a reason most vtubers are women and most of the audience is male. Pining for the girl is at the core of the dynamic. Sure a completely well adjusted person could stumble on the korone mario highlights or something, but any deeper into it, you're into it specifically because of the particular way men like women. To the extent its not just sexual attraction its like, para-romantic, in the sense that having a crush is romantic.

>>102518681
>>102518768
>>102518796
Three shit sandwiches for my loyal and charitable naplings coming right up

>>102511649
Kill all normalfaggots

>>102518882
Most of the audience for any streamer is male. From vtubers to nerds that don't shower with all the e-thots and speedrunning trannies you can think of in between.
You're projecting here a bit, I feel.

>>102518976
You misunderstand buddy. I'm just laughing at how fucking stupid you sound. I don't particularly care for EN vtubers, nor do I care about this drama. I am just reveling in how absolutely fucking nuts some of you are.

>>102511995
I already do this, but I don't think getting cucked was the main sore point, actually.
It's more about the streamer getting parasocial towards (You) and announcing these things that the viewers shouldn't really care about
Like, if she somehow did her best to separate her private life moving forward, then what was the point of announcing it?
Vtuber fans somehow already know not to pester the vtuber they're watching when they go on breaks and ask about specifics, so I don't really see the point in doing that

>>102511610 (OP)
Stfu and pay up atmling

>>102517581
>Real asocial people don't do choir/ballet/rock climbing/cosplay/etc you fucking idiot.
This. Connect the dots.

>>102519114
I salute the brave Sapling who have committed themselves to the greatest odyssey

>>102519099
Nimi has always aspired to have that NL level of banter where she tells stories about real things that happen to her. I think she figured that with the way she does this kind of humor, there is no way she wouldn't let it slip at some point she has a husband, so it's better to get ahead of it and say it now so that it doesn't become a big deal later.

>>102511610 (OP)
>he did all this because he thought she was single despite everything
LMAO

>>102517581
Genuinely asocial women don't become vtubers in the first place.

>>102511610 (OP)
>Stream start
>Muffled voice "babe stop my stream is starting"
>"A-Ah sorry guys, my husband has been away for two months and he just came back from his trip"
>Obligatory cuckoldry akasupa
I think she just awaken a new fetish in me guys

>>102511610 (OP)
you know the source of her jokes now, possibly gameplay too kek

>>102512391
OH NO NO NO NO

>>102519428
gameplay? She's thoroughly mediocre at every game she touches. If that's a dude playing for her he needs to step the fuck up.

Non-stop Nimi Cucking

Everytime you hear rustling it means her husband is feeling her up. If we're lucky maybe we'll hear him talk and even have a NimiDaddy with functioning rig.

>>102516972
>Simple, stop viewing her
Good advice

>>102519114
If she knew the soul of a sapling would be in her belly she would abort it.

>>102511654
Actors act it's all fake and expected to be fake, they might even fuck a male actor on screen and they will certainly hug and kiss him while irl being married to someone else entirely it's simply part of their job. Streamers sell you personal almost daily connection even if they lie it's not craft they're selling slop but it feels more personal, once it doesn't you move on.

>>102517003
>Anglo DNA
Lol
Lmao

>>102517581
FIDDLED
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>>102511722
as if saba is any better herself kek

>>102511610 (OP)
This is all just a joke she will post it on her twitter soon

>>102511654
The actors don't break the fourth wall to tell you about their real life partners

>>102512151
She was dating someone behind the scenes while in Hololive.
But credit where credit is due, she actually graduated before marriage, unlike some others.

>>102518842
This

>>102519114
The only winner in this situation

>>102511654
I don't watch anime and movies with people that are happily married. It just too depressing to watch.

>>102519755
>She was dating someone behind the scenes while in Hololive.
It's very funny to me that in /vt/ it's aspirational to think that your oshi is a loser that has never had sex and doesn't currently have a boyfriend.
What a wacky board we post in, lads.

>>102519428
Please don't mind break me more than I already have. I fucking regret ever supporting this bitch I fucking regret ever getting into vtubers in general. I want to punch a fucking hole into my drywall right now, I haven't had this urge since I was a teen CHRIST

>>102519938
You were warned, lmao

>>102519894
i dont understand. most of us are alone and will be forever. why is it so bad that we wont someone who is in the same situation. nobody wants anyone to be miserable. we just dont want to be alone...

Let's laugh at all the cucklings that paid for the wedding lol

Your oshi was getting drill on your dime by a brown guy lmao

>>102511610 (OP)
>Vtubers only work if you assume that they are asocial virgins just like you.

That's only true for JP. And even that is becoming less and less of a rule since they now have a mother and daughter combo vtuber and it's accepted.

>>102517371
>ol you care about women at all? No wonder you are a simp, bitch
Pictured: An incel who whines in /adv/ about how women won't sleep with him because he's 'too nice'.

>>102520084
>most of us are alone and will be forever
Me too. Why would I want to wish that on another person?
>why is it so bad that we wont someone who is in the same situation.
It's just a weird crabs in the bucket mentality, is all. It's like if you were poor and someone gave you 50 bucks and you wished he went destitute.

It’s basically like ordering a nice steak, but getting a shitty McDonald’s burger instead and being told to just shut up and appreciate getting food

>>102520269
>food analogy

>>102511610 (OP)
Hang yourself

>>102519377
Based NTR Chad.

She is next

>>102520263
>It's like if you were poor and someone gave you 50 bucks and you wished he went destitute.
It's more like we meet another poor and destitute person and rapidly become friends thanks, partly, to the shared background and circumstances and then we discover they were a wealthy poverty tourist all along.

Is it so hard to keep that shit to yourself

>>102520263
i think you are just taking it to the extreme... your analogy is poor as well.. like i said nobody wants anyone to be miserable.. there is a big difference between
>wishing someone the same misery as you
and
>finding someone in the same situation as you
you shouldnt generalize everything

>>102519938
KEK! Are you serious? How can you be so attached to someone you never even touched? Just move on if you can’t keep watching. Honestly, I haven’t watched much of her, but she seems a sort of basic bitch to me. Vegan and getting married? Fag shit, who cares.

riaju explode

>>102520460
Apparently so, like I cannot imagine going into my job and telling everyone about my relationships and shit. This industry is inherently parasocial, the fact the so many of these whores can’t just keep it to themselves is wild

>>102519639
It's also why watching streamers is so isolating. What do you talk about or discuss that dorsn't come off as insane schizobabble? Just go to any of these discords and look at the 'discussion' around a vtuber that it's made for. It's some active stream chatting, some light discussion about updates outside streaming times, and a bunch of off topic shit. Vtubers and streamers in general are the ultimate form of trash food. You like to eat it but it's really bad.

>>102520536
>How can you be so attached to someone you never even touched?
Dunno ask religious people

Say it with me faggots: every female streamer is dating or married.
>B-but-!
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

>>102520536
>How can you be so attached to someone you never even touched
you should realize that vtubers have that power over people
it's completely natural ti genuinely fall in love with a cute girl if you spend 24/7 watching her, following her etc

>>102520460
Looking at it another way, it could be seen as a way to set the record straight. Like guys, this is what's happening in my life, I don't want to hide it or pretend to be otherwise, take it or leave it.

>the husband is a redditfag who loves northernlion
grim.

>>102520269
I'll fix that for you.
It's like ordering a shitty McDonald's burger and convincing yourself that you're actually ordering steak. The restaurant clearly says McDonald's, the location is definitely a McDonald's and the employees serving you all have McDonald's uniform. But the menu says "Nice Steak" and everyone on Twitter is sharing picture eating the steak saying it's the best thing ever to the point people started to convinced themselves that they aren't eating McDonald's.

Then someone from the staff tells you "Thank you for eating at McDonald's" and you absolutely lose it "Illusion broken ! I'm here for a nice steak not being told I'm in a McDonald's".

>>102519339
Oh they do, but those are the one and low two views, most get groomed into porn within a year of debuting

>>102520676
She said this? Can you link it?

>>102520714
that's honestly worse
I hoped he would at least be based

>>102520460
The vshojo guy was going to out her soon anyway

>>102520676
>I'm a magic tapir I eat dreams and shit!
>oh btw real life married with kids
fuck off I don't want to know

>>102520740
Nope, I'm just implying implications.

>>102520610
But if they pretend to not be it helps cure me of my loneliness for a breif moment before I lay down at night to a cold bed with no one else in it.

Fleshtube fans:
First time?

>>102520714
A brown reddit fag at that

>>102520800
The two things you've listed aren't mutually exclusive.

>>102520460
It's not but this is just a sign that most of the vtubers post-corpo are trying to break the rules just to break the rules

I hope the normalfags who congratulate her on twitter member and dono and buy merch cause there's no way I'm keeping my membership and buying merch now that I know every future stream is going to be her going "oh so me and the hubby went out and....."

At least the husband is white right? I don't want Fauna's almost 100% euro genes to be dirtied

>>102512151
She announced the marriage after her merch sold out

>>102520821
It doesnt cure your loneliness, it eases the symptoms

>>102520610
Nearly every women 18 or older and many before that have had a dick inside them. Fact of life, you can’t be too upset about it. The cute shy girl, the hot girl, the any other type of girl. Goes for all of them.

>>102520873
They are tho

>>102520821
>Cure
You're not being cured of anything anon, you're just being exploited. In fact, you're *letting* yourself be exploited. These broads don't even know your name, and they're keeping you from living your best life

>>102520821
You know that if you close your eyes and erase yourself from this scenario, the outcome doesn't change right ? Wether she pretends or not, she's still getting railed by someone at the end of the day. She's a woman. That includes Fuwawa btw

>>102520843
>brown
her white bloodline will end
grim

>>102520890
He's pinoy

>>102520890
I’m sorry anon….

>>102520836
Hey the same eye and hair color as nimi!

I found him
https://www.twitch.tv/squeex/clip/InterestingGenerousCaribouOMGScoots-fVzKeXPr1LD3J40Z

So, will the wedding night stream be turned on or what?

>>102520922
>I'm a magic tapir with a hubby and kids
no they aren't

>>102520664
“Loving” them is fine. You shouldn’t “fall in love” with them though. That’s simp shit.

>>102518842
Wasn't her boyfriend a latinx

>>102521030
you conveniently forgot the real life part uh

>>102520890
She gon have some ashy nappy nigga babies running around, shame.

>>102520714
She’s a Vegan. Enough said.

>>102520934
>You're being exploited
>being happy and content in a hobby where you can feel accepted despite being a social outcast and a male virgin is bad actually
>you need to go outside with normalfags and the people who constantly attack what you are that's how you become happy
no lol why would going out into a space where people have said I am not welcome and they make fun of what I am constantly make me happy? Why would I not be around shit that makes me happy instead?

>>102519712
Cope

Being a unicorn is just asking to be cucked eventually.

>>102521030
Of course they are when you take into consideration -reality-. It must be true for so many of the girls working this job for several years. Heck even Saba during her debut said that she may sometimes "Leave stream to go check up on the Lighthouse's Lightbulb". What do you think that is ? Anyone that has been around a mother knows it's the first thing they bring up when organizing something.

>>102520948
>>102520951
>>102521133
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

>>102521171
That is the most narcissistic thing I've read in a good while. Take a step back. Think about what you said means for everyone that isn't you.

>>102520676
>take it or leave it
except she only exposed it after people have showered her with money as Nimi

>>102521171
>where people have said I am not welcome
This is the root of your issue- you've admitted defeat, adopting the loser mentality. Deep down, you KNOW this shit isn't truly making you happy, and you KNOW there's something better out there for you. The only real cure is to push through that adversity. Real relationships with real people are the key ingredient for a fulfilled life

>>102521171
Instead you choose to consume a piece of 'media' that isolates you further into the hole instead of enjoying another one of your hobbies that likely has a much better chance of you actually communicating with other people about. No one on the planet, not even the people obsessed with a streamer, want to talk about the streamer themselves for more than a few minutes. Visit any discord and see jusr how much on-topic discussion happens compared to the side channels for off-topic stuff.
The more you plant your feet in the ground and lose yourself to a streamer, the harder it will be to climb back out when you realize.

>>102521331
>It's being a narcissist to enjoy the things you enjoy
>actually you're a narcissist if you don't stop doing the thing you like and do the thing I want you to do
genuinely kill yourself you reddit pseudo psychologist

>>102521171
As a fellow outcast, I just don't know why you want misery for others.
Like, if she makes fun of virgins and shit and that hurts your feelings, that's something that I relate to a million times easier.
But her just wanting to get married? And not lying about it when it happens? I don't get it. It somewhat changes the dynamic but I don't understand why any resentment would arise out of that.

>>102519725
I think this is it.
I'm not a napling, I just learned of this because one of my friends is and he was crying.
The vtuber is not a real person, the person behind the character is not the vtuber, and thus, you don't expect them to crush the illusion.

After all, vtubers have always been a coping mechanism for lonely guys. Announcing the marriage to her fanbase was just evil.

>>102511610 (OP)
Don't, if it bothers you.

>>102521171
>the people who constantly attack what you are
this does not happen to me
hope this helps

Hmmm…. i love nightmares

And COCK!

>>102521389
Yeah that's what I thought. That's probably the reason why you're sad and alone, anon. Try thinking about the perspective of others when you complain about how their action impact you.

Just think about all the sex she already had with him

>>102521359
She either says it now, or she could have said it much later, or even never, or it'd just leak and lead to a yab. Who knows maybe she wasn't even sure it was gonna happen until now.

>>102521543
I dont really feel the need to anon

I don't think I can ever listen to her content again, as someone that only listened to her ASMR and only rarely watched her streams. There's always going to be a feeling in the back of my head that I'm listening to a person with a fiance that's happy and loved while I'm lonely, depressed and trying desperately to cope with the fact that I'll never have that kind of happiness. It's not even that I want her to be unhappy, it's that I can't properly delude myself into being happy having this knowledge.

>>102511697
>t. low IQ

>>102521640
Fair enough

>>102521543
already do

>>102521579
Come on, young married couples have a ton of sex

its so fucked up just how much power women have. you have to be a 6 foot tall white chad doctor just to land a 4/10 single mom these days

>>102521543
That's why she didn't want to fly to Japan. It wasn't the idol reps. It was because the bf complained and she wouldn't bring him along.

>you're a freak for having a romantic attraction to a vtuber
>why can't you be normal like me, have a wife and kids and still spend hours and hundreds of dollars donating and sending unrequited messages to a cartoon woman

>husband POV after her daily stream
https://files.catbox.moe/puusrf.jpg

>>102521394
Its not resentment for me, I could never hate Nimi when actual demons in the form of Elira or Finana or Rye or Cinder exist. Nimi is a sweet, eloquent woman who deserves all her success. Shes done lot for saplings/saplings that she didnt have to do. She never had to give the "we are not friends" speech. She could've juzt fed into their delusions without a care in the world and raked in the sweet unicorn money. What im worried about is a fundamental change in her content. Personally I have no interest whatsoever in hearing about her husband or their future plans. That's not the stuff I got into vtubers to see quite frankly and I simply cannot watch that. Ive spent and continue to spend far too much time irl as other people's third wheel and I sure as shit won't be shoved into that role in the hobby I got into to escape that role in the first place.

>>102521543
>they were unironically paying for condoms
LMAO

>>102521171
my 2 cents, it's okay to be made fun of. Not everyone calling you gay for liking anime is being mean to you.
Learn to take yourself less seriously, differentiate who's your friend and who isn't then you can have both, vtubers and real friends

Do you think that he eat her pussy?

>>102521910
He must be a vegan so no

>>102521734
>you have to be a 6 foot tall white chad doctor just to land a 4/10 single mom these days
Do you really look outside and only see women with gigachads?

>>102521734
And the doctor will bang 150 girls and complain to you about not being able to settle down

>>102521810
Just watch CaseOh, no need to worry about any of that husband shit when watching him.

>>102521910
Only if he is a closet fag

>>102521543
reminds me of this doujin. hot as fuck,

Vegans can't suck dicks?

>>102521737
Yeah I think this was the main issue, her bf didint want to go to Japan all the time with her so she basically picked him over the job. Probably why Hololive doesn’t hire ASMR whores anymore

>>102522091
if i recall vegans refuse to eat animal products without animal consent

so theoretically they could eat cum if the person consented

>>102522001
CaseOh isnt a yapping autistic eloquent anime girl with Bri'ish ancestry though......................right?

>>102520676
only after lying for 3 years, she's so honest!

>>102519553
>A bull for you, is a treat for me.
>Nimi will jilt you, I love BBC.
>A tapir's night, lures the black meat!
>A tapir's rump takes all its cream.
>I'm just a race traitor.
>What did you say about my clout?
>Black men can touch my rump
>They'll take me and lay the pipe out!
>It'll be fun, that's what I'm saying.
>Oh wow! And maybe just a little bit of cucking.

>>102522101
It also perfectly explains why Kronii was so bitter towards her lmao

>>102519024
total normalfag death would make the none normalfags the new norm thus becomming normalfags themselfs essentially resulting in a total extinction of all of fag kind

>>102511610 (OP)
She told you she wasn't your friend.

>>102520460
The backlash would be worse if she's "caught" better to be open with it and let the chips fall where they may.

>>102522266
How do you eat a non-human animal product with the animal's consent?

>>102522538
Dumb take

>>102521402
>you don't expect them to crush the illusion.
This is what I said about the we're not friends shit. Like no shit we're not friends, I'm made very aware of that fact when the stream ends and I'm not in your friends discord but I didn't need you to vocalize that obvious fact. Doing so ruined the illusion and even when I tried to let it go and just enjoy her transition to Nimi that moment would not leave my mind while watching her.

You niggers know you can just watch vtubers for free right? I've been watching forsen for 15 years and not donated once.

>>102521880
I think you're a retard if your goal is to come into a hobby and tell people that no you actually need to go to this other hostile hobby and place to be happy
no bitch, what's so bad about just fucking leaving happy people alone why you gotta come in and start shit and stir shit up?

>>102522499
>tell lonely freaks that they shouldn't fall in love with you
>there now that i've officially said it, i have no responsibility, and i'm positive i will absolutely never receive any money, support, or any part of my success from them romantically liking me
>anyway back to my job as a donation dependent cute online girl who makes sure she constantly acts as cute possible with a 90 percent male viewer base, phew, glad i cleared that misconception up

Hopefully she made enough during Hololive to be financially secure for life ( kind of doubt it though). Because now it's all "condom money". This just can't be worth it.

>>102522553
>Hides it
>Accidentally forgets to mute and everyone hears her talk to her husband
>Gets Mafu Mafu'd
>Admits it
>People who need to l eave will leave
>Everyone who's ok with it will stay
>Stream as normal, free from fear

>>102522546
you don't, i guess, which is why they are freaks that refuse to even eat eggs despite chickens freely pooping them out

>>102522750
Blaming the woman for lonely men not understanding.

>>102522808
Retarded take

>>102522758
Don't worry she already announced he's going in raw

>>102522855
>blaming the drug dealer for drug addicts choosing to use

>>102522855
no, its more i'm blaming the woman for understanding and still continuing

>>102522758
spoiler, she probably didn't
it's not the exact same but Dokibird divulged her pull as a top talent in Niji EN, she made about 250k a year and she took on somewhere between 150k-250k in expenses for travel, commissioning art, models, songs, concerts, uber eats because they're chained to a desk, etc.
Her last year as selen she broke even and spent as much as she made, which pissed her parents off.
all in all these girls are making less after everyone takes their cut and they get their net pay than a lot of office tech workers. They are not millionaires.

>>102511610 (OP)
You're the male equivalent to a bimbo that laughs at chad's unfunny jokes, you simp.

>>102522938
Women aren't drugs, idiot.

>>102523012
So I get to have sex?

>>102523039
Yes

Bend over

>>102523039
Unfortunately, no.

Just completely scrubbed my feed of all Vtubers and anything Vtuber-related. Does anyone have a suggestion of a niche or hobby that could fill the void?

Someone is getting real nimi mommy ASMR and it’s not (you)

>>102511610 (OP)
Watch cucklings ready to be supportive and shower her with akas saying "we respect her choice" like a squad of reddit normalfags lmao.

>>102511610 (OP)
>>>/trash/vcuck

>>102523111
horse racing

>>102522685
Mental illness and some grand idea that they're making their favorite virtual girlfriends dreams come true.

>>102523120
that's the funny part, there's no way you roleplay as a character for so many hours a day without it affecting your psyche permanently.

she was effectively groomed into being some reddit guys mommy.

>>102518587
You don't have a personal connection with streamers at all, retard

Now you can imagine him passing by while she streams and groping her tits

Unitroons seething will never stop being funny.

>>102523111
Go back to anime and manga. At least there you're paying for a single product that you receive.

>>102523133
if it makes you jerking of two drawings in bed feel any better

being a woman is the easiest thing in the world

I love how she has activated the unicucks and yuricucks in one tweet

>>102523038
Men crave affection like a junky crave powder. If your IQ is above 80 you would understand this.

>>102523292
>>102523148
Time for this loser to spam this in every thread.

>Coming out of the stream and I've been doing just fine
>Gotta, gotta be down, because I want it all
>It started out with a tip, how did it end up like this?
>It was only a thanks, it was only a thanks
>Now I'm falling asleep and she's ending the stream
>While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
>Now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick
>And it's all in my head, but she's touching his

>Chest now, he takes off her
>Dress now, let me go
>And I just can't look, it's killing me
>They're taking control

>Jealousy, turning vtubers into 3dpd
>tweeting out sick lullabies, seething on your alibis
>But it's just the price I pay, donation goals are calling me
>Open up my crypto funds!, 'cause I'm Mr. Cuckside

>>102523389
It is a good post

>>102511610 (OP)
Wait
Does this mean any viewer has a couple?
I love her in a parasocial way but I also has a couple (I don't tell her about my hobbie ofc) but I thought it was the normal

>>102523293
Nigga you're really trying to shame men for doing normal healthy men things?

Anything that makes unicorns seethe is a good thing in my eyes

>>102511610 (OP)
wasn't the whole "we shouldnt be friends" thing a big warning for everyone?

>>102523431
Learn english first

>>102523513
I have no respect for your language

>>102523337
Is the joke that Mario is Maria?

I’m so glad vtubers are moving beyond waifu bait and can speak freely about their irl relationships. And in a world of increasing hookup culture, it’s so nice to see someone get married, let alone someone as lovely as you, Nimi.

Genuinely so happy for you. And hey, I’m regards to the wanting a family thing, you’ll be a great mama. Here’s to many more years, Nimi. Oh, and to the (I assume) lad who won your heart: Lucky man. ;)

>>102523550
Yes, that's the joke cronk

>>102523588
failRP a neurotypical person in current year wouldnt assume a man they would say "they" even if its pretty obviously a dude, better luck next time

>>102523588
This, I will still fap for Nimi tho

iirc she said she’d never use her streaming voice with her cat because it would feel really weird. I guess that applies to her husband too. Think about it, we're the only ones who get to enjoy her streaming anime voice, and her husband doesn't.
Isn't that kind of hot?

>>102523707
Does Nimi fap at my marshmallows or think about them when she's with her fiance? That would be hot too

What's the point of melting down over the personal life of a women you will never meet or interact with?

>>102511654
I remember when Tom Cruise looked directly at the camera during the movie and told me directly "btw I have a girlfriend"

>>102523891
That made me all wet

>Check yesterdays vod
>It's full of cucks congratulating her
vtuber fans have no self respect

>>102511610 (OP)
pay up piggy

Can't wait for the numbers to come

>>102523337
That's why men must take pride in all of their victories. For they are fighting an uphill battle all the way

>>102523866
she was supposed to marry me

So does this mentality go both ways? Did Nimi feel cucked by northernlion having a wife and imagine him plowing her?

>>102523229
"alright guys, i'm gonna take a quick break brb !"
>forget to mute>
"ahah stop babe, i'm on stream"
>starts to hear slaps and moans>
>get absolutely destroyed for 45min straight>
>*chair and mic bumps noises*>
"hiii i'm back guys"

please take a sit anon

>>102523939
*westoid vtuberfans

>>102524035
Women don't care when a man is married.
Men for the most part don't want to interact with a married woman.

She gave me a short-term hobby to check the people I know who have the Nimi oshi mark and see if they’ll be gone by next week

>>102524196
>oshi mark
They’ll jump off a bridge

it's definitely over, thankfully i have some smaller vtubers i can follow that definitely won't do the same thing

>>102522901
Concession accepted.

>>102524196
She should have a new tier in her memberships
>$100 month - receive a custom voice message from my husband thanking you for the money

>>102524196
this is so peak

>>102522538
The stacy move is to do whatever the fuck you want, but not disclose it publicly and have good opsec, but that seems impossible for women

>>102524124
Your oshi does this but with the mic muted

>>102524196
I can LITERALLY see them migrating in real time to other girls while at the same time pretending to be happy for Nimi kek

>>102524428
So she's a pro.

>>102519114
>>102491826

>>102523939
real men leave her without saying anything

No vtuber should talk about her irl shit like this, good for her but she should learn how to work
Hololive is a necessary evil

>>102511654
Anon, actors try so hard to dodge paparazzi from their actual life that’s why you have TNZ stalking the fuck out of them and actors getting pissed the fuck off about them being around them in their normal lives

Husband laughing his ass off right now.

>>102524597
Actors don't talk about their personal lives and real partners in the movies, anon

What does she mean by this?

>>102524653
I know I’m on your side

>>102524615
>location: with your waifu lole

>>102524656
Mint and Nimi are the same person. I'm going to continue believing that until I see proof. There's no way there's two people that have the same shtick and are that boring.

>>102512106
This is the biggest issue for me, I've been thinking about it for hours now.

>>102524615
Best part of this is, she'll likely cuck him. I mean we are talking about a liberal vegan here. She'll be taking black dick while his atheist Rick & Morty watching ass cheers her on lol

>>102524981
NIMI THE KEK QUEEN I KNEEL

>>102522375
We need a vocaroo.

>>102524986
Thanks anon, I'll try to cope with this

If we are not her friends, why should we know she's getting married? Women are genuinely retarded.

>>102525448
Maybe she's too parasocial she actually loves us and had the need to say it, after all, this is something you would only say to your love ones...

>>102525448
So you can be happy for her ;)
Even give her a gift.

>>102525448
>We're not friends
>...Now let me tell you about everything going on in my personal life
I genuinely hate these women. I would respect them more if they just said "Hey dumb fuck, give me money!"

>>102525448
Damage control

wouldn't it be worst if your oshi gets married and not telling you?
that would mean she only sees you as a wallet that don't deserve to know how happy she is imo

im only concerned about her content. knowing friends irl who got married and settle, they drift away and im afraid it will be the same for Nimi. streams are gonna be scarce and she will lose her momentum. heck, i wouldnt be surprised if she decides to stop streaming altogether even though she said she'll do it until shes a grandma but under the circumstance of raising a family that can change easily.
here's to that imminent long hiatus or perhaps a retirement without announcement. golden years are gone(least on the content side)

I don't see the issue, wouldn't we want an entertainer we like to be happy? She's going to have an ideal life with her fiance, who'll never have to work as they have plenty of time together to raise a family and then see them grow up to have families of their own, it's a dream come true for them and she'd be thanking you in spirit for all the time and money you gave to her for that. Isn't that dreamy? We should be supportive of her. Why are people so unhappy?

>>102525643
next stream naplings hear a baby crying

>>102511610 (OP)
stop paying her

>>102512147
I can't wait for the second marriage plane to hit the unicorn towers

>>102525759
Only a schizo would be mad for her happiness to be honest, but I guess this means I can move on with my life too, I was staying single just because of her but I try too look for that happiness to

>colleague at work announces her engagement
>everyone going over to congratulate her
>lots of laughter and happy tears
>be me sitting at the back with my feet up on the desk
>well someone has to say it
>"HOLY YAB"
>"SANDRAKEKS NOT LIKE THIS"
>"SANDRAKEKS BETTER NEVER SHOW THEIR FACES IN MY OFFICE AGAIN"
Should I tell HR it was just banter?

>>102526071
this is a good post, I like it because it references my heckin 4chan cultureino

>>102523939
It's literally just tourists and pickmes trying to get their good boy points for image and then going back to what they were doing

The garden wall needs more funding anon. Are you doing your part?

>>102526071
What is a workplace if not IRL vtubing

>>102524035
Studies have shown women find men more attractive when they're married or taken, the opposite for men finding women attractive.
So no

>>102526071
But you get paid at work instead of paying someone.

She picked a CRAZY rebrand if she was intending to go full public relationship whole time.

>>102526071
your coworker's job is not to be a cute anime girl and fake being interested in you

>>102517637
the ultimate truthnuke. It's one thing to be invested in a fantasy, it's a whole other thing to have the fantasy subsume objective reality.

>>102521057
>That’s simp shit.
yeah
thats kind of the point of this hobby
suckers idolizing mediocre pussy

>>102521057
what did you think kami oshi or gachikoi means
it's literally about idolatry and real emotional connection, not passive consumption

>>102512106
We've been telling you for years that for most of them it's just business yuri.

>>102519114
>be reborn as Faunababy
>die to babyvegan diet
Such is life

>>102511610 (OP)
She's clearly hit that stage in life where she wants little Nimi's and to be a mother. So I'm happy for her.

>>102511610 (OP)
She used to stream with her boyfriend. Cucklings got what they deserved

>>102511722
There won't be any. She knows what to avoid.

>>102528007
You're talking about saba right

So how do you guys know the man is a flip?

>>102522938
RUMAO

>>102528382
Dude, it's a vtuber, it's automatically a given that they're dating or marrying a brown person

>>102523111
Scale models of army vehicles

>>102523111
history and historic games, you learn something more useful, have fun AND dont even have to worry about any of this dogshit

>>102521384
>>102521372
That doesn't actually build happiness that just gaslights yourself into thinking your fulfilled until you realize on your deathbed that none of this normie experience you're toting ever fulfilled you.

>>102523111
Wood working, get a cheap carving kit and study different methods like burn etching. You'll get muscle mass too.