Thread 102512721

What was a bigger yab for the unicorns, malecollabing or announcing a marriage?

>>102512721 (OP)
marriage.
malecollabing is more like buisness stuff and its a speculation of dating or anything
But marriage
That shit means the girl is being dicked down every fucking night.

As the nips say

Husband: Do it in nimi voice
Husband: Do it in fauna voice next time lol

>>102512721 (OP)
so far the collabs only because of the way it was handled, at least nimi is setting you free if you don't want to be a cuck

>>102512721 (OP)
shiori still sucks dicks compared to fauna/nimi

>>102512721 (OP)
Non-ironically malecollabing is worse because you're forcing it down the fan's throats and forcing them to listen to a man on your stream

>>102512922
and shiori is still part of hololive, and despite that, she constantly flirts with her manager and various males

>>102512721 (OP)
It could be worse. She could have accidentally boyfriend yabbed and tried to cover it up and pretend she was still single. At least Nimi was upfront about it.

>>102513002
cool rrat

>>102512721 (OP)
It doesn't matter, Nimi is still better than Shiwhori

All of your oshi are getting dicked down rn btw

I look more kindly on Shiori now.

>>102512721 (OP)
male collabs are worse.

>>102513259
My oshi is 14?

>>102513350
Name?

>>102513350
people can lose their virginity at 14

>>102513350
why aren't you sure

>>102513002
shiori is dating her manager, she suddenly stopped being flirty with her chat and started talking about him constantly, it's obvious that he's dicking her down

Don't shitpost with Shiori and don't use Nimi's happy marriage announcement as a 'gotcha" to prop up Shiori

go fuck yourself

>>102513259
yeah, all at once, by me.

>>102513921
Cuckling...

>>102513921
Anything to perpetuate whatever weekly Shiori rrat they've dreamed up

>>102513921
probably shiori doing it, she is a shitty person

>>102513921
what are you going to do about it

>>102513921
Shitting on Shiori isn't going to convince Nimi to call off her wedding, Napling.

>>102513921
Welcome to /vt/

>>102512721 (OP)
Shiori was a known whore, so marriage.

>>102512793
Even the "condom money" jokes don't work, as the dude is pumping her full of his seed

>>102514182
meds

>>102513350
Boy do I have bad news for you. Your best bet would be a muslim girl if she's allowed to stream that means her family wasn't able to marry her away and pretty much gave up on her. Had she been sleeping around she'd be six feet under for bringing dishonor to her family

>>102514284
so hololive id?

>>102513350
Don’t look up the average age a woman loses her virginity

>>102514415
Now hololive id is a bit tricky since they could've absorbed too much thottery from their western colleges plus they get to travel to Japan unsupervised where they could get easy access to a cock carousel with no honor damaging consequences. Some random 2 - 3 view though is a much safer bet

>>102514415
They also might not be muslim if they're from flores or bali

Getting married and impregnated or playing games with someone once in a while hard choice

>>102512922
Announcing marriage is basically announcing future stream with the husband

Pekomama is married with kids and people love her

>>102513002
Shiori is engaged, so either she eventually goes the Fauna route or she slips up, if she hasn't already.

>>102516219
Shiori might already be married with kids for all we know, that or she is a prostitute irl, which is highly likely, given her personality

>>102512721 (OP)
The biggest yab here is that Shiori's model is wasted on such a talentless, unfunny and boring ass ironic weeb. Advent could've been infinitely better if we got someone that cared even half as much about hololive as the rest of Advent do instead.

Still malecollab, I'm not deluded enough to not understand these are real women, just playing anime girls, of course they have personal lives, and some (probably most) have a man in that life.
But most importantly, these guys don't show up on stream (mostly), and I'm only forced to endure the exhausting lesbo larping shit Hololive is committed to, rather than cutesie irl honeymoon phase couple stuff most people find exhausting.

Whereas fuck the concept of male vtubing on principle, the entire point of vtubing is so people can take FEMALE streamers a little more seriously rather than just assuming they're all camwhores who are only using the platform to promote their lazy garbage ass OF content, female vtubers are the age old example of a product being targeted towards guys that manages to appeal to everyone, whereas male vtubers are exclusively made for fujoshit women, no straight guy (and probably no gay ones either) wants to watch some effeminate faggot playing prince charming, or whatever that embarrassing crap the red(?) haired dragon dude does.
Who wants to sit down and unironically watch a stream where it literally feels like every guy in the collab would be far more excited to get spit roasted and knocked up in front of chat than even the most unhinged girl.

holy

>>102516378
nah, no kids

>>102517798
So, a whore

>>102518791
Yes, there's evidence of it

its impressive how shiori samefagging schizo is dedicated enough to keep this thread up during the vshojo/nimi cataclysm

he really fucking hate her guts, and she most likely enjoys it

>>102518791
We are talking about Shiori, anon, not about your harlot of a mother.

>>102512721 (OP)
what nimi did was well meant but ultimately on the same level of betrayal that green mike put fancucks through

>>102520010
Green mike? Mike wazowski?

>>102512922
See, I'd think getting married would be worse for unicorns, because every time she says she has a sore throat from now on you know it's because her hubby whispered in her ear, "I'm gonna fuck you so hard it'll cancel stream" the night before. But then again, I just skip every collab stream in general so it might just be us both having a different approach to the situation.

Both are bad. Marriage is worse. I would drop my oshi on the spot for either and anti them depending on how much I used to like them.
Idols should not be in a relationships. Indies are not idols but I watch vtubers for cute girls. Become a fleshie if you want to be a whore and talk about your "partner"

>>102519556
Who is the samefag, I just got here and I dislike Shiori, too

>>102519896
shiori's mom is a whore for not aborting a rape baby

>>102520456
This is a trend and will continue to grow, you will continue to suffer as time's endless march forward presses upon your oshi's wombs as hard as their boyfriend's and husband's cocks.

>>102512721 (OP)
single: based
boyfriend: cringe
married: based
mother: ultra based
divorced: ultra cringe

>>102512793
>That shit means the girl is being dicked down every fucking night.
Would it make you feel better to know there's 5 guaranteed days out of every month that Nimi isn't getting dicked down (unless her hubby likes red lube)?

>>102514415
Reine is the only safe one because she's a lesbian.

>>102523055
this desu

>>102520456
>being married is being a whore now
KEK

>>102512721 (OP)
male collabing is worse for unicorns
marriage is worse for gachis
now go back to twitter

>>102512721 (OP)
Letting the bomb explode. She told us there was a bomb and defused it, defused it when the second plane hit the twin towers. She knows how to dodge yabs.

Saplings coping hard

>>102512721 (OP)
Stop trying to pass off Shiori as the lesser of two evils.

>>102523055
this is correct. fauna getting married is fine. not graduating is not. i want her to graduate and go be a good wife.

>>102514415
Half of them are not muslim tho

>>102524153
being married and vtubing is being a whore, yes

>>102512721 (OP)
Why are people pretending that unicorns watched these two used up girls

>>102525138
>vtubing is being a whore
fixed that for you bud
>you share her with chat
>you're retarded enough to actually believe it's anything meaningful
>it never was and was just a form of income for her
>you don't even get pussy
your brain is fucked

>>102525857
idol/fan relationship is something that's above romantic and sexual relationships, if you don't get it and still think it's about muh pussy you'll never understand it

this is why fauna used to stream so early, btw. she needed her evenings and nights free for the fiance.

>>102522943
Quit forcing your cuck fantasies on other people.

>>102525969
No, actually, it's you who will never understand human relationships or emotions hence your current deplorable state. And you can even remove the last green text and the paralLEL still remains true, you greasey invalids treat your oshis like a collective repository for your unrequited emotions and it's disgusting, especially when you and I both know your kind "loses gallons" to them everyday which also invalidates your disingenuous retort.

penis cum

>>102526310
dont care normalfag, go back to twitter

>>102512721 (OP)
Shiori's career came out of that completely unharmed. In fact, it probably helped her, she has better numbers than ever.

>>102526611
Beggars finally have someone to watch clips of

>>102513259
My oshi doesn’t have a marriage twitter post

>>102526376
You very clearly do care which is why this reality is so damaging to your delusions. Next time you jerk it to your daki make sure you remind yourself how "pure" your intentions are while being certain that someone has the real deal in their hands.

how many lies did nimi tell? how many tummy horts were so she could hang out with her fiance? how many cat illnesses were real? what about that vacation with her "mom"? all of her friends inside hololive knew what was going on.

>>102526952
>If I do not see it then it is not real

>>102512721 (OP)
That's just a two stage rocket

>>102512721 (OP)
I'm not a unicorn, but male collabs are the absolute no-go. Marriage announcement is just a kayfabe fuckup

>>102526611
>career
Nothing to be proud of

>>102527300
>how many lies did nimi tell?
The Hololive contracts literally require the 60+ talents that work for Cover to constantly lie about their boyfriend or husband. Unicorns are defending the company which is built on a web of lies while attacking the indie vtuber that is speaking the truth.

>>102512721 (OP)
marriage announcement by a long shot. i already knew shiori was going to homocollab one day, so i did not give a shit. i never watched her. as for nimi, i knew she was already in a relationship (although some anons /here/ have mentioned this is with a different guy) but what blindsided me was that she actually publicly announced that she was getting married. it wasn't a one-off statement like she did in that one lemonleaf stream from years ago, but a full-force announcement. this yab is worse by far. either way, i'm happy to have never spent a dime on any chuuba because i know that money could be used on better things.

>>102532064
It's called a kayfabe, dummy