Either for being too much of a workaholic, a girl failure, autistic or a combination of the three.

>>102522714 (OP)
You forgor biboo

>he doesn't know

>>102522714 (OP)
Calli is married to me though.

>>102522714 (OP)
Half of those are wrong

>>102522714 (OP)
One of these is infertile due her health circumstances. i wont mention which but she is extremely upset about it

>>102522714 (OP)
Who will win the fight for bouquet in Nimi's wedding?

>>102522955
is that why mococo is always lashing out

Ina totally has a boyfriend or is married, she doesn't take you losers seriously

>>102522754
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>102522814
He knows

>>102522714 (OP)
Calli and Nerissa will absolutely get married, probably to non-whites. Kiara is 100% a fucking wine aunt cat lady in the making (not a lesbian, just has male trauma). Kronii is like 80-90% lesbian at least but COULD find herself a guy charming and good enough at dicking her down to at least be in like a common law marriage. Ina could get married or is literally already married I forgot. Mococo and Fuwawa are legitimately weird and dysfunctional in their codependency as far as normal women go. Aside from Kiara's PTSD male trauma and Kronii's hardcore dyke tendencies, FWMC are the most dysfunctional women in Hololive romantically. Weird twin shit.

Kronii is never getying married cause shes a personality black hole.

>>102523028
>Kronii
She's still in love with vesper

>>102522714 (OP)
>wrong on 2 out of 6
Not bad

posting doxxbait should be a bannable offense

Do you realy beleeb it?

i was about to post my oshi, but then i remembered that i will be marrying her
this is a dumb thread!

>>102522714 (OP)
What about Fuwawa?

The reason why Fuwawa isn't on this list is because we're getting married at Winter Comiket

>>102523028
Mococo and Fuwawa are just polygamy bait. There just has to be a man good enough to do it.

>>102523124
Zased

>>102523003
No, it's why Nerissa is so desperate

>>102523082
In a month Nimi is going to be talking every 5 minutes about "MUH HUSBAND" this and that. Fuck off with your "doxx" faggotry. Doxx literally means a person's fucking real serious personal info, their fucking full birth name that isn't public knowledge with their fucking address and shit and mother's maiden name or god forbid their fucking SSN or some shit. It is not easily searchable fucking information that most likely they or their boyfriend posted on the internet.

If these fucking stupid whores are going to erode every prior standard and expectation held for vtubers bit by bit then yeah we should talk freely about their fucking faggot boyfriends and their lingerie color and how ugly and fat they are and whatever else.

>>102522714 (OP)
Ina yes
Kronii yes
Mococo yes

Cally is amwf fan.
Kiara is too normie to not fall for some guy eventually.
Nerissa has a present wholesome father, who is family man, girls raised in such environment has 0% chance of becoming cat ladies

>>102522714 (OP)
Nerissa will 100% find a husband one day.

>>102522714 (OP)
I wish I could marry Nerissa. I'd spoil her rotten and pamper her and make sure she was treated like a princess and I'd cook her hamburgers every day.

>>102523298
>Nerissa has a present wholesome father, who is family man, girls raised in such environment has 0% chance of becoming cat ladies
She just got one and is already lookibg for the 2nd

>>102523223
that shit is still illegal though isn't it?

>>102523295
no the doxxbait is that most of those vtubers posted have a bf/gf and the only way to show proof is to post their alt accounts while would be a ban
the guy is trying to bait people to report to mods

>>102523321
Her brother?

>>102522714 (OP)
>CC
Violent lesbian, impossible to marry even women
>ERB
Too autistic for any sane person to think about marry her
>GG
Stinky (good) fujoshi lesbian that would rather arrange gay men marriage

>>102523321
She would need to leave her house for that

>>102523182
She will marry her sister

>>102523346
>>102523321
>>102523298
Nerissa's childless sister is functionally the same as a cat lady, she will never breed and she's a fat split tongued theater kid satanist. Fucking disgusting. Rissa is into basically all of the same disgusting satanic shit she just doesn't dress like it and hasn't ballooned to a 250 lb potato faced heffer yet. She's also a race traitor. Clearly their father fucked up considering only his first born daughter is actually breeding and seemingly not batshit insane.

But at least Rissa isn't fat.

>>102523295
Then start talking about whatever you want

>>102523430
Her younger brother had a girlfriend. Theu broke up over Sweenie Todd

>>102523480
Even Aradia will got married

>>102522754
If you only knew

>>102523502
So now that he's at his lowest, Rissa can strike. Sasuga

>>102523537
Aradia and her husband are swingers. Nerissa couldn't do that

>>102523553
retarded sister

>>102523553
>he thinks he knows
6 year old shit, she's now living in Japan and holos go sleep at her place every week
good luck proving anything cuckling
Go pay for diapers

>>102522714 (OP)
hands.png

>>102523586
jesus christ I only knew she was an obese satanist bitch I didn't know her husband is literally a cuckold too

>>102523480
>satanic
Anon, they are all demons

>102523017
>102523553
>my doxx is real, trust me !
reality

>>102523616
That guy was a nousagi, he 100% helped her get into hololive.

>>102522714 (OP)
man kronii is normie as fuck and definitely takes enough break days to have humongous levels of "private time"
at least with the others i can believe it because they just don't go outside mostly

>>102523616
>holos go sleep at her place every week
does raora sleep over at her place?
you know, raora, the one that was literally living in japan with the man she's married to already when she debuted?

>>102522714 (OP)
At this point i just hope Kronii finds a nice, non-insane menhera lesbian (like Polka) and marries her, her situation hits too close to home for me to laugh at her (which makes sense since she sometimes talk on stream about how she had a butch arc and even wanted to join the army during it)
>>102523073
Thats too bad cuz he's gay
>>102523450
>erb
Uh

>>102523777
Raora lives with a cosplayer friend no?

>>102523777
Actually raora is one of the few in japan that hasn't

>>102522714 (OP)
mogojan is already married tho

>>102522714 (OP)
Mori
>physical attraction: everything
>sexual attraction: little boys
>emotional attraction: cats
Kiara
>physical attraction: handsome people, mostly women
>sexual attraction: women
>emotional attraction: any one that can save her from brainworm and cats
Ina
>physical attraction: anything
>sexual attraction: no
>emotional attraction: no
Kronii
>physical attraction: women
>sexual attraction: women
>emotional attraction: women
Nerissa
>physical attraction: anything, including twinks, femcels and buff horses
>sexual attraction: women
>emotional attraction: women and cats
Mococo
>physical attraction: no
>sexual attraction: no
>emotional attraction: no

>>102523722
schizo narratives always end up being right, especially here. How long should it take before you learn?

>>102523892
I don't believe this to actually be the case and am fairly certain it's not, but if either of the twins actually got married I know for a fact it would be Mogojan. She's the more normal, sexy, fashionable of the two and doesn't still carry a little chub leftover from a fat phase. She seems more independent in general.

>>102524013
>Unironically 2 more weeks
Amazing tactic

>>102523223
>There just has to be a man good enough to do it.
That man is me. I will love and cherish my twin wives. They will want for nothing.

>>102523954
Only Ina and Kronii are legit lesbians in EN.
They have these strange vibes

>>102523892
Married to THE GREAT PEROCCHINO

>>102524140
Ina is not a lesbian.

>>102524176
I trust my intuition. It never wronged me once

>>102522714 (OP)
But Kronii is already married to me (real)

>>102524243
well, it just did

Kronii you're right on but she has literally audibly wanted to kill herself on stream while discussing her female childhood friend getting pregnant.

>>102524016
>Mococo
>Independent
LMAO

>>102523028
Kiara officially became a hag like 2 days ago. She's definitely getting there

>>102523954
FuwaMoco are incest Twins.

>>102524013
the doxx don't match, so it's a retarded angle.

>>102524375
That's due to Fuwawa brainwashing her

>>102522714 (OP)
>Mori
>Ina
>Nerissa
>Fuwamoco
He lacks critical information

If / When Biboo gets married I want her to only post John Cat videos. Can't be cucked by a sterile cat and I'd simp for a paw signed a postcard

>>102522714 (OP)
I only trust the degenerate gooners. Invest in Saba now.

>>102524140
>all of them are legit lesbians guys!
>no wait, only some of them!
>actually, its just these two!
Kek.

>>102523954
>Mori
her whole reason for moving to japan was because of music, but she was legit in love with THHK. Dunno if they ended up together or not.
>Kiara
She's careful, but pic rel? I dunno, some some stuff I've seen, and it's apparently not from her own account? She literally had a boyfriend she used for money to move to japan. She's sketch AF, her being in a relationship would be the "good ending" for her. She dug her own grave with all her attentionwhoring and calling fans to meetups and events so even if she has someone, she has to be extra careful compared to others.
>Ina
She was engaged or something long ass time ago, I don't remember. Not sure if she ended up marrying that guy or not. I remember seeing bunch of stuff in /jp/ after their debut, but I didn't bother saving, because who cares about some passive-aggressive C-tier gacha arstist. I'm sure I could find some stuff in the archives from august-oct 2020 in archives, but frankly I don't care for her.

No idea about the other ones, never watched or cared. I've only seen about some Anthony onii-chan in regards to the twins who was supporting them for years. Wouldn't be surprised if they were sharing him or one of them slept with him. He apparently doesn't live too far away from them either.

>>102523295
>If these fucking stupid whores are going to erode every prior standard and expectation held for vtubers
How is hiding the fact they have a boyfriend or husband an ethical standard? Hololive isn't doing that for the fans they are doing that to maximize revenue. The fans are less likely to spend almost $2000 on a 66 talent gacha for swimsuit merch if they are casual entertainers. The AKB48 idol business model is the least ethical part of Hololive despite how much unicorns defend it. Nimi wanting to be honest with her fans is only being criticized because it harms the Hololive illusion.

>>102523008
Omega

>>102524705
it's kayfabe, part of the deal is not giving this info and maintaining character for the audience

>>102523450
How so incredibly naive you are

>>102523846
She did when her, calli and biboo were shiny hunting together

>>102524375
Nerissa and her brother are incest siblings too. Is Advent the incest wave?

>>102523954
>he thinks the yuribaiting is real

>>102523353
Why would it be illegal? Maybe marrying one of them and other as live in is fine

>>102522714 (OP)
>Holo EN talents that are never getting married
>Nerissa

>>102525237
for nerissa no but kiara is a lesbian

>>102523616
>6 year old shit
qrd?

>Dunno if they ended up together or not.
>I dunno, some some stuff I've seen
>I don't remember. Not sure
>No idea about the other ones
Dramatourists unironically have an average IQ of 85

>>102523779
If you think someone would marry a near 30yo woman who lives with her parents, talks about mlp, and uses text emojis unironically, then you're not going outside that much...

>>102522714 (OP)
Half of those are probably in a relationship that’s been going on for a good amount of years now

>>102523777
I don’t understand what you’re trying to say

>>102522714 (OP)
Nerissa is literally obsessed with marriage and pregnacy OP...

>>102525314
As much of a lesbian as a "bisexual" woman

>>102523028
Calli would only get married to someone as autistic as her about her projects, and they would likely have no children. Nerissa would secretly punch holes into a condom on a guy and force him to merry her after she's pregnant.

>>102525625
My uncle got baby trapped. Bitch was so crazy that my cousin got a restraining order against her own mother

>>102524621
Sweden plapping that pussy

>>102522714 (OP)
Mococo is in a relationship(might be married), Calli actively dates.
The rest I don't know

>>102525314
Kiara is not a lesbian. She might dabble with girls for fulfilment but is ultimately a straight woman with trauma from males.

>>102525550
>obsessed with marriage and pregnacy
>still not married
>no pregnant
Nerissa is the perfect women

>>102523295
Some chuubas like AZKi and Tamaki and I already have a husband and they never mention it on stream tho they're JP. I hope Nimi has a decency and follow what they do

>>102525399
we can't post proof because it's all roommate accounts and jannies are banning instantly for that