Thread 102532438

>Pippa met piratesoftware at twitchcon, said she liked him, a month later the whole world hates him

>pippa met a vshojo manager, a month later, vshojo died

>Pippa loved vesper and bought a lot of his merch, he gets terminated from hololive

>pippa loves nimi and constantly buys her merch, nimi announces marriage

>pippa loves henya, henya gets raped by niji and then vshojo

>pippa liked reiketa law, he started taking drugs, abusing his kids, and let his wife get fucked by other men
Is she unironically cursed?

I want to become friends with Pplapka so she can murder me too

Yea but nothing happened to asmon even though she likes him?

Pippa seems to like China a lot, I think the future's looking bright

>pippa liked shondo a lot and considered her a hero
>shondo shacks up with big m

>>102532438 (OP)
OH MY GOD IT'S OVER
No actually nobody cares numbermonkey

>>102532438 (OP)
Nah, she still hangs around people who haven't been ruined, like Lisa.

>>102532438 (OP)
>reiketa
I haven't heard that name in a decade

>>102532567
Give it a day

>>102532779
every single corpo lisa has joined has died within 2 years

Pippa likes Uma Musume and now that it's popular she's seething.

>>102532438 (OP)
>henya gets raped by niji
Excuse me, what?

>>102532438 (OP)
I can only conclude that she hates herself.

>>102532834
Only Tsunderia. Chromashift had troubles but it finally stabilized from their rocky transition under Brave, and now she's one of their core members. Overall a big improvement from her sorry state as an indie, all the while being friends with Pippa.

>>102532567
His life is already fucked anon, it honestly must be suffering to be him.

>>102532438 (OP)
>henya gets raped by niji
what the fuck are you talking about

>>102532656
She unironically fell for those CCP paid-for propoganda videos on tiktok.

>>102532567
His dad is currently having health issues.

>>102532567
hes a social experiment and a lolcow festering in his own shit. A disease will kill him eventually with hope

>>102532567
Asmo was already rotting before Pippa

>>102532567
What happened to asmons mom is 50x worse than anything on that list.

>>102533506
>with hope
alright hasan watcher lmao

>>102533374
pippa has no opinion of her own shes just a sock puppet for her radical chat

>>102533374
>>102533596
meanwhile she tries to act like a cutesy sweetheart on her pl account

>>102533664
she acts like a cutesy sweetheart on stream to

>>102533582
Maybe hasan and assmold can both go fuck off into the abyss.

>>102532438 (OP)
Unironically autistic and incapable of reading social cues

>>102532438 (OP)
She will not let anyone have her Pibbler

>>102532438 (OP)
I'm glad she never really liked Holo and she was just a poser.

>likes Joker 2
>it's rated as one of the worst movies in the history of Hollywood

>>102533582
I want that cunt dead too retard, I watched those riot vidoes in LA hoping somebody would rush him with a gun or knife so I could watch him panic and bleed to death live

>>102532438 (OP)
The yabbit hungers for blood.

>>102533955
That’s a shitpost to bait retards

>>102532438 (OP)
>Is she unironically cursed?
simply means she has shit tastes and horrible judgement of character

>>102532567
The Plaguefather claimed him already

>>102532438 (OP)
She can destroy me

>>102532438 (OP)
Counterpoint: Jim is somehow still alive.

>>102532438 (OP)
Is Pippa the equivalent of a female Vesper?

Wow, Pippa is a horrible judge of character.
Stop the presses; This is truly headline worthy.

>>102532438 (OP)
pippa has always been an awful judge of character

>>102532438 (OP)
the Yoko Littner of /vt/

I have become phaser
destroyer of corpo

>>102533726
THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

>>102532438 (OP)
I can't believe Pippa killed Ozzy Osborne as well.

>>102532438 (OP)
Don't forget she was close friends with Nick Rekieta, and even got pissy when she couldn't collab with him on her channel.

>>102532438 (OP)
>henya gets raped by niji
Henya was never in Niji

>>102541224
retard?

pippa is your run of the mill lolcow farm girlfailure that pretends to be a pick me girl for decent but not great money

>>102532438 (OP)
SHE KILLED OZZY THAT BITCH BUNNY

>>102532872
That's what she gets for being a yakuza simp and trying to police lewd fanart.

>>102535145
Maybe it's like the Lazarus Pit effect, where it turns everyone who takes a dip in it temporarily insane, but with the Joker it caused an integer overflow on his insanity and turned him temporarily SANE. Jim was already cursed and rotting, so perhaps the yabbit curse overflowed and gave him a few extra years.

>>102541810
are you on drugs man

>>102532438 (OP)
Don't put Reikata law on Pippa, Nick messed around with daemon when he put on the Chris chan Sonachu pendant

>>102532438 (OP)
>let his wife get fucked by other men
Not really

>>102541295
Nta but are you? What has Niji supposedly done to Henya? Where the fuck do you people come from who don't even know what company Pikamee was in?

>>102542399
high on pippa fumes

>>102533582
>"If you're not X, you're Y!"
I'm capable of wishing two different kinds of people dead, I have enough hate in my heart

>>102532438 (OP)
>soon she will love the world

>>102532438 (OP)
Why did she talk to a VShojo manager? Ironmouse will still hate Pippa no matter what.

>>102543701
What's the beef between ironmouse and pippa?

>>102532438 (OP)
>pippa love legal mindset, he have to delete his vod for telling other it's easy, cheap and the law doesn't care if you fuck girls in a 3rd world country.

>>102544605
Proof? Otherwise I'm going to assume you're either a seething sister or Johnny Somali fan.

>>102532438 (OP)
>>pippa liked reiketa law, he started taking drugs, abusing his kids, and let his wife get fucked by other men
wtf?
Haven't watched his videos ever since the
Johnny Depp trial.

>>102546122
Oh anon you've missed a lot. He did multiple extremely drunk/high streams and eventually his house was raided - one of his kids tested positive for cocaine. Fucked up situation.

>>102532438 (OP)
>Pippa loved vesper and bought a lot of his merch, he gets terminated from hololive
Can she like the remaining homos too? How about the whole holostars branch?

>>102532567
>Nothing happened

>>102546373
Is there anyone from the whole 2010s alt-right/ex-gamergate milieu that didn't fucking crash and burn by now? Jim has his cancer AIDS, but at least it's not something he actively did to himself. Everyone else seems to have been guided by fate to destroy their lives and careers in extravagant ways.

>>102551026
I think other than Jim, no. Sargon and Milo seem to be chugging along okay these days despite their massive falls though.

>>102532438 (OP)
>Pippa is like a life fail version of the Death Note
>Pippa has life fail version of King Midas' touch
Who would you send her to meet next, anons?

>>102550074
I don't know if this is real, but why are the major non vtuber twitch streamers cartoonishly evil? At least on YouTube they are more likely to just be annoying assholes.

>>102532438 (OP)
Can Pippa meet Kiara and FWMC already?

>>102550074
Isn't this the rrat that hasan mods kept spreading about him because they despise him?

>>102534082
She openly admitted she didn't even watch the first one.

>>102554756
The story came from the rotman himself, so no. It could be a lie or an exaggeration still, but then he would've lied about it himself.
Sometimes trash people are just trash. Tectone's father still is a rapist that changed the army's law code because of how much he sexually harassed people, even if twitter-americans were the ones to spread the information.

>>102532438 (OP)
>Is she unironically cursed?
Can she meet up with Hasan Piker?

>>102533571
>>102534327
this

>>102554137
It's false, obviously

>>102555063
But it's a lie, this is not what he said happened.

>>102555419
"An event happened: where he heard a big bang at his home, turns out his mom was smoking really close to the oxygen tank, so there was fire everywhere including on her. He stopped the fire, called 911 and she luckily survived (Still in hospital)"

This according to him just after the incident, and then she passed. He was always the one who would buy her the cigs.

>>102555127
She has to like the person for the curse to work. So Hasan will suffer the curse but Pippa will emerge from this encounter with newfound appreciation for communism and her fans will become the modern SRs and anarchist bombers.

>>102555557
>He was always the one who would buy her the cigs.
false

>>102532438 (OP)
She's just incredibly gullible and follows terrible people thinking they are nice.
Everyone acts like Pippa is the most based vtuber ever, but the truth is she has some pretty shitty takes sometimes. Her conspiracy freakouts are pretty ludicrous.
Just because she isn't a woke schizo doen't mean she's automatically a wise person.

>>102555673
https://x.com/KweenInYellow/status/1939860869191750135

literally the 2 minutes mark on that fags video.
Sorry fagsmongoldfan-chamma... your oshi is retarded and at fault.

>>102533152
Yes, must be so awful to be a millionaire with an army of minions even though you look like a corpse and have zero skills. Dude won at life so hard.

>>102533506
>A disease will kill him eventually with hope
I've seen other YouTubers that came before him wash their plates with bleach and then immediately eat off of them, people like Asmongold have immune systems that are ironclad from years of living like roaches.

>>102532438 (OP)
You forgot she also likes Shondo and then Shondo's mom died.

>>102555842
>Just because she isn't a woke schizo doen't mean she's automatically a wise person.
This.

>>102532438 (OP)
liked Metokur. His Cancer Aids got worst

>>102533816
her list of crimes grows by the day

>>102555557
I saw a clip where he said the tank incident was unrelated to her actual death, she only got minor burns and was released the next day

>>102532438 (OP)
Oh did Jelly get pippered too?

>>102532438 (OP)
I want Pippa to drug and rape me behind a Walmart and force me to pay child support to our demented half-rabbit children that she never let me see. Please Pippa, I want to be a good father, if only you'd let me.

>>102532567
SPBP, you broke op's narrative and the minds of the antis. You probably owned the libtards too but that happens so much that it's a given.
This is a distraction from all the other shit right now with fauna revealing she was getting railed for the past 4 years and vshojo being as slimy as israel. And Hassan Piker landing himself on a watchlist while his orbiters are getting sued.

>>102532438 (OP)
Pipshit is cursed but shiting on her/calling her a pickme will bring good luck.

>>102532438 (OP)
Everything pippa likes goes to shit. Never let pippa like what you like.

>>102532567
Nurgle is immune to misfortune.

>>102532567
>check youtube
>asmongold channel
>he just put out a video that his dad has cancer
O.O
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaPJF-PTjak

>>102560887
As an uma non-liker I am fine with this.

>pippa just said shes really happy for nimi and hope she brings her kids on stream when they get old enough

Its over nimis marriage will fall through, the pipcurse will strike once again

>>102532438 (OP)
>pippa loves nimi and constantly buys her merch, nimi announces marriage

Pippa literally just started her stream gushing about how ecstatic she is that Nimi is getting married. She pretty much wants to live vicariously though Nimi's marriage.

I don't have much of a problem with Pippa but she seems like she would be a nightmare to try to get along with in real life.

>>102533596
That must be why she is always arguing and disagreeing with them. Like on the China thing you responded to, retard.

>>102555842
The fact that she confidently has shit takes is what makes her based. Nobody needs some retard copy pasting whatever is popular on /vt/ and /pol/

>>102560887
Thankfully I'm safe, because Pippa hates Pippa.

>>102555842
Yeah I was promised a based rabbit and about the only non cringe thing she does is like guns. Everything else she's your average White woman.

>>102560887
>Pippa likes VTubers
>vtubbing goes to shit
Gee thanks amerimutt woman
This one isn’t a magical jinx tho, you can see how and where she’s had a negative influence by befriending and promoting some of the worst shitters

>>102532438 (OP)
>>102532567
>Asmon's dad has Cancer now
Oh . . .

>>102566161
Vaxxed?

>>102532438 (OP)
Double agent probably. She is gonna take down As'mongoldberg next.

>>102532820
>>102533152
>>102533506
>>102533564
>>102550074
Hi hamas habibi mod spotted.

>>102562628
But I just had a whole elaborate fantasy about kidnapping her and making her feel good.

>>102532567
Yeah... about that

>cursed pedo rabbit
True

>>102570853
>ywn kidnap pippa and force her to orgasm past her limits for hours
feels bad man

>>102532438 (OP)
Rmemebre, pippa is never right.

>>102532438 (OP)
She's evil and she spreads evil to others.

>>102544070
Imaginary.

>>102577473
This is supposed to be bad?

>>102532567
>

>>102532567
his mom died
yday his dad got cancer

>>102532438 (OP)
piratesoftware was an unlikable retard long before pippa met him. it was only a matter of time until he did something to piss a large number of people off.

They'll never make me hate you pippa, scalie gang for life

This just leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

I thought she liked hololive, now it's all "fucked up" except for the NTR ex-idol lmao

Any vtuber who simps for piratesoftware should be cancelled along with him

>>102532438 (OP)
Pippa is like the red head from TTGL anime where her kiss is a curse. Me next please. It would be terrible if I won the lottery somehow. I would have to quit my job.

>>102580539
But now I want to see an artist draw Yoko Littner in Pipa cosplay and Pippa in Yoko cosplay.

She likes Sam Hyde and nothing happened to him

Did Pippa like Ozzy Osbourne?

>>102532438 (OP)
Let's decide who should she like next so that they graduate

>>102532438 (OP)
>Rekieta Law, Vic's buttbuddy, is a bad man
What a surprise

>>102581957
fishtank got fucked up and cancelled and he recently embarrassed himself by having a literal chimpout on some boomer's podcast because they weren't taking him seriously

>>102532438 (OP)
Nah, it's just Pippa is a piece of shit and so she naturally gravitates to bad people. It's not any deeper than that.

>>102532438 (OP)
The fox hag has put a curse on a rabbit for stealing her booze.

>>102532438 (OP)
Pippa is just infamously a bad judge of character and her approval almost certainly means she's being protective of them which means she actually thinks they're very flawed

>>102532438 (OP)
The Nazi?

>>102556396
He literally bleeds from his mouth at all times because he has no hygiene, he's probably in constant pain. Which to be fair is what he deserves. Just goes to show you can have all the money in the world and karma will still find a way to make you suffer

>>102579321
she's first and foremost a woman.

>>102550074
>>102583219
real /wowg/ originals

>>102583265
>>102586015
Pippas hardly the only person who has interacted positively with Pirate software. Off the top of my head even in vtubers Bao did too right?

It's not worth reading into. PirateSoftware's entire brand is 'good first impression'. There's a reason narcissists make it high up social ladders and it's the same reason 'Thor' managed to get popular online in such a short amount of time: confidence is a shortcut to charisma and combing that with a willingness to lie about anything and everything can be very beneficial short term.

People generally assume public figures won't make outrageous exaggerations and lies because it's obvious they'll be caught out eventually and destroy their reputations. So happily go along with them assuming they wouldn't be that dumb, but narcissists are too stupid to think ahead beyond immediate gratification.
As a result PirateSoftware made good first impressions on the entire internet, but then has be come a flash in the pan as everyone realizes he's a fucking tard.

Like, as another example there were claims at one point that Elon Musk personally helped in designs for SpaceX rockets. People genuinely believed that shit, except now he's become more and more of a public figure people realize how obvious it is that could never be true.