Come home, lost naplings. Kanna will welcome you, she confirms she is safe

>>102538754 (OP)
Please do not shitpost with Kanna.

>>102538754 (OP)
Every GFE tuber has a boyfriend you’re delusional if you think these extroverted girls with cute voices are single

>>102538754 (OP)
Is she cute? I know she does ASMR but that's all I know about her

>>102538988
Not Kanna, she is different.

>>102539033
she has sexy feet, too

>>102538754 (OP)
The more they try to reassure their fan base that they are single, the less likely they actually are.

>>102539142
Need proof

she lies as easily as she breathes

>>102539113
This is the saddest post.

>>102538754 (OP)
Stop. We don't want the schizos.. Well, I want her to have more fans, but not schizo fans.

>>102539033
She's cute, but she's a terrible streamer and sucks at being entertaining.

>>102539113
Of course anon, we just misspoke.
For your own benefit, do me a solid and close this thread. There's nothing here but pain for you.

>>102539249
That's 95% of EN vtubers

>>102539249
That goes for not friends fauna or whatever too.

>>102539192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OneD0UcW8QE
happy gooning

>>102538754 (OP)
Fuck off we're full.

>>102538754 (OP)
I know very little about Kanna so don't take this personally. But I have literally heard vtubers say that they're single, forever alone or whatever catchphrase of the day to draw in lonely men in, only to then be exposed or expose themselves as having a boyfriend through bad opsec, a hot mic or literally confessing it by accident. wontons
So what exactly would make this statement any different?

>>102539113
>she is different
Oh boy...

>>102538754 (OP)
Kanna is my wife bro

>>102538754 (OP)
>Kannafags begging
>Pillowfags begging
You just know who will end up taking half a 6 month hiatus next.

>>102539192
>she confirms she is safe
Doing this to quote myself in the archives in the future.

Hey future me, did you finish that project yet? You didn't, you slacked off didn't you? You FUCK. GET TO IT OR I'LL BACKHAND YOU THROUGH TIME

>>102539873
>You just know who will end up taking half a 6 month hiatus next.
Babies take 9 months to be born anon

>>102538845
Kanna IS shitposting

>>102538988
but a lot of them say that they are introverted and that they never go out, just like me. So how could they have bfs by doing that?

>>102540126
>Women cannot work the moment conception occurs.
Anon...?

>>102539497
Idk, I find Fauna/Nimi pretty entertaining with all the subtle and not-so-subtle jokes and shit she does.

Kanna has Mast Cell Activation Syndrome. I think even if she actually wanted, a real relationship would be very difficult for her. She can eat maybe 20 things without dying and she can't even smell things without going into anaphylaxis. Intamacy probably causes her mast cells in her vagina to inflame... So, as unfortunate as it is for her, if you're looking for a VTuber that won't "cuck" you then Kanna is a safe option.

https://youtu.be/rP2u41S98A4?t=1077
https://youtu.be/-90VK0jjxxA?t=1868

>>102538754 (OP)
>I'm totally a single incel virgin like you guys. you don't need that married whore PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME!

>>102538754 (OP)
Dybri

>>102540615
Yes, I will pick her.

>>102538754 (OP)
>has to assure everyone she's not getting plowed every night

>>102540605
This answers my question >>102539755 earlier. I guess that is more believable than "I'm so lonely... no one wanted to be friends with me... </3"
That said, I'm highly on the fence about trusting any vtubers, especially EN vtubers at all to be desu
>>102540881
FUCK YOU Ritsu

>>102538754 (OP)
She means "vtuber single", not single single

>>102539149
Are you sure? Fauna did exactly the opposite with the "we are not friends" talk.

>>102538754 (OP)
Look at that little cuck, why would he say that? "I hope you cuck me one day too Kanna! I wanna be cucked too!" disgusting

>>102538754 (OP)
7 (seven) cats

>>102539149
what are u on about

>>102541512
only 4 actually

why would u whore her out to these losers? they don't deserve her

>>102541580
Imagine the smell

>>102538754 (OP)
Holy grift, this is so fucking cringe

>>102539113
>she is different
where have I heard this before

>>102540428
They lie

>>102538754 (OP)
is that guy an actual fan? if so, the rest of her fans should get together and start planning to beat him to death with hammers.

>>102542197
He's probably tired and wants to be released so he hopes she finds someone so he can finally stop watching and move on with his life. He's trapped forever though, Kanna will be a VTuber into her old age.

>>102538754 (OP)
Nice twitter profile retard

>>102538754 (OP)
why didn't you like her posts...

>>102539499
>appealing to footfags
Thanks, now I know to write her off.

>>102542304
Nah it's serious NPC syndrome

>>102538754 (OP)
I can fix her a family and kids (with me)

>>102540605
I accept her terms. I already basically only eat 20 things anyway

>>102539113
Gave me a good chuckle, thanks.
Never thought watching the world burn from the sidelines would be so entertaining and funny.

Risu will save them, as she has done before.

please leave kanna alone, she's a nice old lady

Kanna has antis? Do you bitter creatures have nothing better to do?

leave my wife alone!

>>102538988
If you're a unicorn your best bet is the gremlin comedian types. There are plenty of genuinely permasingle girlfailures out there, and I know two of them who could blend in pretty well with gigi murin and similar types

>>102549560
>Gigi
>Permasingle
There's nothing about her that makes it impossible for her to find a guy if she wants. She's funny, she's cute enough, she's a people person. Your post only applies if the girl is really fat or ugly but even then those girls can almost always find a guy.

>>102549957
Your post is written as if you believe that having likeable qualities guarantees a relationship, which just isn't true. Yes, women can fall ass-backwards into relationships in a way that most men cannot, but they still need to meet men that they are attracted to and have the desire to go along with it when they make a move. And that's only when they're attractive enough to be hit on by halfway appealing guys, which isn't actually every woman.
I wasn't directly talking about Gigi, just using her as an example of a persona, but the women I was talking about have redeeming qualities and could find a guy if they made the effort and really wanted it, but they don't. The most attractive and funny one I know has a huge misandrist streak and is kind of combative, so it's not too hard to see why it hasn't happened for her.

>>102538754 (OP)
>congratulating the traitor
unbased
>using it as an opportunity to prove her purity
based