Thread 102539891

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Previous Thread: >>102527539

we were free, why would you bake

>>102539891 (OP)
phase coser nameless should recreate this pose when she's done with casting

For a moment... i was free...

There was peace in our time for a moment. Based picrel though, need more cute uruka

should've stayed dead unironically

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG

Mummeh.

sex with Miia

What would marriage to both Dizzy and Ember be like?

>>102540144
Gumis NEVER bake.

Jelly is back from hiatus.
https://www.youtube.com/live/FN92p6VAWOw
Rachel is such a good entertaining streamer that would never lie about being a virgin.

>>102540144
it should be obvious

/pcg/ friendly miia

>>102540257
Seething Asian manlet

>>102540236
i baked once 2 years ago and people made fun of me for leaving the embeds in

which one gives the best head?

Which phaser are the top five biggest ones?
Also why isnt phase gura the biggest?

>>102540223
Dizzy would probably choke me to death during my afternoon naps in a months for only creampying Ember

>>102540403
Dizzy has a humiliation kink and cuckolding is a subset of humiliation, so she might actually be into something like that

>>102540379
There was a phase gura once

>>102540441
>404

Fish is going to reel Henya in, trust the plan

>>102540403
that or she would drug you and tie you up in your sleep, and rape ember in front of you until you agree to only fuck her instead

>>102540495
That was phase's matsuri

Clara won

>>102540403
I feel like Ember would refuse to accept creampies after a while if she notices that you dont fulfill your duty as a husband for Dizzy.

This is an anti unicorn thread. Parasocial freaks get out.

>>102539891 (OP)
>no pubes
Into the trash it goes.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>102540541
>next one will be Kirsche, Henya and Lumi from astraline for maximal T.T.D

when i think about menace my dick just bursts out of the building casting a shadow on everyone in this city

>>102540144
i went to orientation for a job sorry

Hey guys, is 4chan bugged again? I was looking for /uuu/ but i cant find it, so i tried to come here but couldnt find yoh guys either? Is it really hard to make threads now or what?

RUNIE RUSE
HAS SAGGY BOOBS!

>>102540765
no the mods are going on a crusade and banning everybody because of all the vcuck spamming

>>102540379
The biggest? Probably Eimi, but Pippa's getting there.

>>102540765
their oshi is getting married. ofc it's gonna implode

>>102540926
My dumbell is heavier than Pippa

>>102540765
HAHAHAHAHA sapcuck please

>>102541001
What do you mean?

Who the fuck is Miia

>>102540597
Clara didn't kiss me good night with a stream so I will warmonger post until world war three starts

>>102540013
Lmao If only you knew the men she was salivating over becareful for what you wish for.

>>102541207
Lumi's sister

>>102540306
I need an update to her battle station. Is she still our strongest warrior?

>>102541281
show us

> call Alice for her new monthly voice message upload
> she's not picking up
> busy signal

Ok now THIS is grim

Phase Friend Ozzy Osborne died today at 76.

If the rrats are true from 2021, Nimi's boyfriend is black... God that would be so funny

>>102541432
I heard she prefers asians

>>102541366
made me check you fucker

>>102540838
It used to be a Muyu face saying this.

>>102541423
>its real

>>102541366
> is real

>>102541423
>>102538512
>Holds final graduation concert
>Graduates from life a couple weeks later

When is he re-debuting?

So... this was a fucking lie yeah?

>>102541281
ive seen her bf's instagram so at this point i wouldn't be shocked to see her in horse videos

>>102541635
9 months from now, when he's reborn as a rural Indian.

>>102541650
As far as I know it is still on track. Did something happen?

So when do souls get transfered to babies? At conception or at birth? Like, what time would you need to kill yourself to reborn as someone's child?

>>102541768
yeah, I had the best wank in my life

>>102541635
He's joining Vsho- oh, wait.

>>102541834
there's a random delay and your destination gets hashed and shit so you can't predict

>>102541834
Its in Oshi no ko, follow what they did.

/vt/ status?

>>102541714
if reincarnation is real I need to live forever

>>102541834
According to most Christian faiths it's at conception. Most Christians also do not believe in reincarnation. You only get 1 go at life.

>>102541940
buck broken

You will all get reincarnated as Indian girls in rural India for making so many rape jokes. You will realise that yes, white male privilidge do exist.

>>102542010
>worshipping a Jew on a stick

>>102542065
>privilidge
panko.jpg

>>102542065
>rape jokes
Who said I was joking?

>ozzy dead
>Nimi married
>vshojo explodes
>Mori's roommate suicide baiting on X
Man, what a week this was

>>102541940
no more lag. looks like sisters calmed down

So Lumi is on the right obviously, but who's an example of the left?

>>102541941
>Like a 99.99% chance you will be a bug or something.
>Even if you get the reincarnation jackpot and get to be human there is a like 99% chance you will be some random poorfag.

>>102541363
Her and jelly don't have the same taste in men

She doesn't know how to stream anymore, does she?

Are you guys ready to apologize to Jelly yet?

Which Phase member will come out and announce their marriage?

>>102542276
I haven't watched a watchalong with pippa in a long time but I do remember the old early ones being fun and cozy. It can't be that bad.

>>102542255
Sakana

>>102542314
For what?

>>102541209
Stream bitch!

>>102542065
>Indian girls get abused by Indian men in India
>Blames white men

>>102542276
I love Pippa even though I have stopped watching her.

>>102542260
yeah and? post it coward

>>102542255
Lia

>>102542332
not you for sure. you will stay forever alone

QRD on jelly?
t. unironic tourist

>>102542374
the brown man marches on

[Kirsche news] Thank you for the slaves.

>>102542374
I did not. What im saying white men dont get raped by Indian man as young kids.

>>102542390
just request to follow her if you care that much fag

>>102542276
Nope.

>>102542439
Pick me who did the "uwu I'm so lonely and touch starved like you chat" grift, only to get exposed as a bf haver

>>102542192

"Captain it's only Tuesday"

>>102542255
Neuro-sama, anime, AI Chatbot

Why are all women evil?

Was it ethical for her to call out Nimi like this?

>>102542470
saw the bf before she locked it down now i only want the nudes

>>102542542
>Neuro-sama
is a guy in real life with TTS

>>102542522
Why is this proud nubian queen hiding behind a cracker avatar?

>>102541558
ackshyually

>>102542439
Spend years playing hard into the forever alone, angry femcel virgin archetype after joining phase and then people looked up her PL and she used to stream with her SEA boyfriend
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FN92p6VAWOw&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>102542276
Another menhera moment is brewing like the last time she talked about graduating

>>102542652
kek

WHERE ARE THE STREAMS?

>>102542439
Disgruntled SEAmonkey archived a google dockey written by irl-Jelly pre-vtubing ~5 years ago.
Moonjelly, her PL has discord messages proclaiming her love for white men with blue eyes though curiously "not-european".
"Jelly is for BWC only" was blessed with 7digits.
The brown cope is that she's a grifter and lying about being a lonely femcel.
Jelly lives in Malaysia, is short and cute but a little plain looking so she does not have a steady supply of BWC.

>>102542192
I found out about Ozzy's death on the last thread, that was so depressing.

>>102542656
Interesting

I'm looooooooping

>>102542764

You got to speak up

you tards behaving today?

>>102540346
Miias tranny moderator

>>102542719
Watch Kirsche, Tetel or Stronny.

>>102542783
good for you

Lumi status?

>>102542589
Zeus made them that way because he thought it was funny

>>102542789
For once in recent weeks its not us. Its a good day.

>>102542796
Grim. Miia is annoying.

>>102542652
oh

>>102542632
been asking runie this question everyday

>>102540346
with a game like that they're not coming in from the front

>>102542818
No.

>>102542735
This has been such a funny effort on your part to distract from her being a lying whore.
>inb4 SEA
I'm 100% white.

>>102542735
This is the best summary. She's been posting on her other twitter account like nothing happened, so I'm guessing she and PC are taking the correct approach of "don't respond and just let it blow over." Guessing she's back in the next week or so with this Vshojo drama stealing all the spotlight. Crazy how it always works out in Fishman's favor. Even the slightest hint of controversy in Phase and something bigger happens in the vtuber world in short order.

>>102542954
kek

>>102542960
you're spiritually SEA

>>102542065
Indeed. Leaving India and living among White men unironically reduces their chances of being raped by 95%. No one should ever underappreciate the relative safety the West provides.

>>102542656
We've all seen Runie's irl photos. She has nice tits, but they aren't big enough to be saggy.

>>102542693
I hope she does this time.

>>102542818
I want Stronny to jerk me off with her feet

>>102542984
Haha, yeah, pretty crazy

>>102542960
>I'm 100% white
t.Romanian/Mutt

>>102543045
Nice bait but I'm not taking it

>>102542624
Maybe men are more your speed.
>more likely to stay alone
>will still interact so you can be parasocial all you want
>you'll get a stick up your ass

>>102542941
weird angle to shit on her music when you can just correctly say that it's shit

>>102542984
Best summary? It glosses over the monkey branching between boyfriends, and it isn't even a rrat. It's all on record. Such a lonely femcel...
The BWC angle has nothing to do with it, despite that being the angle the defense force is desperately clinging to.

>>102543057
I need a nursing handjob from stronny while she calls me a good boy please please please please please

>>102543067
A lot of Kevincidences.

>>102542960
aren't you the korean faggot pretending to be white (and that white men aren't the most desirable in your country)

tenma keeps saying "Huge!" bros...

>>102543045
proof?

you can tell it's always the same faggot seething because he always uses the phrase monkey branching

>>102543053
Pippa would find it hard if she graduated I'd think. She can barely manage to do things on her own

>>102543189
No one believes in having taste anymore, they think quality is just a measure of how racist something is

>>102543191
>The BWC angle has nothing to do with it
t. LBC owner

>>102543191
>monkeybranching sea dicklets
I can virtually guarantee her hymen is still intact

>>102543257
That's literally the common term for it. I'm not the usual guy. I've also found some extra stuff, but I'm keeping it to myself, the grift is already exposed.

>>102543257
It's multiple guys

>>102543257
Live footage of /#/

>>102542735
This is why I’m getting a ticket to Malaysia. Time to give her what she needs

>>102543327
Share what you've got no balls

>males buckbroken by a woman
pathetic

>>102543353
What kind of gerbil is that?

>>102542439
Did probably the most amount of virgin/femcel baiting in phase. Anons found her google doc that she dropped on her "abusive" boyfriend.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wLVloalRGVcaFFq5rBY6uOBiDILDHl0tcqpBrD7Kbp8
She was also flirting with a viet guy while on a trip to japan with her first boyfriend (she said that herself in that stream with that viet bf)
https://www.youtube.com/live/FN92p6VAWOw
Pic is from her alt twitter btw.
And even right now she is not single.

stupid white boys

Takeshi is fucking pissed today lmao

how long until ai fully replaces these whores

So much coping. Its sad when Gumis do it. Its sad when others do it.

I blame Pippa for all of this!!!!!!

>>102542652
>he doesnt know
Wasnt she getting hate for liking shota? And tiny asian dudes (legal shotas)

What do I need to do to marry Michiru?

>>102543528
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

>>102543528
>>102543555
There is no winning for browns
Dizzy also exclusively goes for white boys
Ember has stated if she got a guy before Dizzy she would share him with her
This also implies Ember is for bwc

>>102543555
I'm imagining her saying this with moaning pauses while I pound her with my bwc

>>102543624
Knower here. "AI" is not what you think it is and it's not what anybody actually wanted it to be. "Boku no Tsuma wa Kanjō ga nai" is not on the horizon, neither even is iRobot.

>>102543528
>She was also flirting with a viet guy while on a trip to japan with her first boyfriend (she said that herself in that stream with that viet bf)
Oh no she actually enjoys NTRing people.

>>102543688
it's not pedophilia if a woman is doing it

>>102543327
Oh respected gentleman, would you be so kind to share all extra info that you found with us. I am very eager to learn more about her

crimzon ruze has saggy balls

>>102540838
proof?

I just wanna say that as a broke college student, beans and rice are saving my ass right now

You can make so many dishes in a big pot and eat it for weeks. I don't understand why I haven't done this sooner, I'm saving so much money too..

How come Phase keeps winning? Is it because they do absolutely nothing?

>>102543629
and you can celebrate in your dead general with two fags circlejerking about muh whores muh grifters kek

Numbersfaggots will never learn I guess

>>102543740
I know it's just glorified chatbots/LLMs/search engines
but I can still dream dammit

>>102543765
that's why we starknights watch her

>>102543808
Senior software engineer making over $250k a year here, I still eat beans and rice most weeks.

If you get cucked by a guy who's the same race as you, you're still a cuck.

>>102543844
Ive been here longer than you

heh, phase girls only have boyfriends while holo girls are married with husbands, holochads win again

>>102543808
>wasting time /here/ instead of enjoying college
so are you fat, retarded, both? go get some poon

>>102543138
I'm romanian and i pick jelly (and my fellow romanian cousin thats in phase)

>>102543765
She's Asian

>>102543808
no joke rice has gotten me through hard times by just mixing it with random shit

best combo so far had leftover chicken tendies

>>102543808
90% of my grocery shopping is rice beans potatos and whole chickens

>>102543886
I am the white guy fucking her.

>>102543460
chinchilla i guess

>>102543808
>>102543882

>>102543808
Canned/frozen veggies and raw unions are also pretty cheap to spice up your rice dishes with. A bag of potatoes is also pretty cheap as filler for your meals and keeps for a long time. And there is also the old favorite peanut butter and bread option.

>>102543949
She left the white guy for the viet silly

>>102543803
I'm tired of everyone being in denial of this fact. The breast normally starts about a third of the way down the upper torso (clavicle to bottom of the rib cage) as pictured on the right
Runie's start a little bit below halfway down her chest.
She has saggers.

>>102541834
It has all the instructions to build a full adult from conception. Nothing is added or taken away later except time for it to take shape.

seething about jelly and lumi isnt going to get nimi's husband's cum out off her cunt numberbros

>>102543929
Based, I hope gypsies are cleansed from your soil and that you remain unbothered by wild dogs

Panko looks like like a skeleton. I have taken shits heavier than her. Huge shits. Panko sized logs on the regular.

>>102543730
you really need to stop that bwc defence bullshit. People who dox her are white. She is a lying cheating whore. Literally. Imagine being this pathetic running damage control for a hoe
>>102543765
requirement for phase cucknet
>>102543327
+1. Post it.

>>102543986
They end way low

>>102543528
Cry all you want, she has been a femcel before joining phase and is waiting for her blonde, blue eye white turkish ottoman prince (non european)

>>102541423
The fuck this is real news. RIP bat eater we should sacrifice that ligger as an offering to him.

>>102544012
Do you think she uuu's in bed?

>>102543053
Femanon...

>plain cooked white rice
>plain cooked black beans
>mustard
Mix it all up in a bowl. Voilà!

>>102543986
>>102544053
she's SAGGY!
her boobs HANG BY HER KNEES!

>>102543882
>>102543938
>>102543940
>>102543975

You bros got some favorite recipes with beans and rice that you use? I'm a college student myself

how am i supposed to care about jelly when nimi just dropped a nuclear bomb and vshojo just died? im only here for drama jelly is old news

>>102544126
Anon have some self respect. They're making fun of browns who eat only beans none of it is serious.

>>102543986
Doesn't matter.
What matters is if she has fat, prominent boob veins.

>>102544126
You can mix rice with almost any meat/veggie and its good as long as the rice is cooked properly.

>>102543808
I do like an easy meal. Buy some cheaper beef, chop it nicely, let it simmer for two hours and it's just delicious. Any spices you like, any carbs you like, the dish almost cooks itself.

lmao

>>102544123
I'd give them kisses ngl

>>102544047
It's not a defence, just an observation. There's nothing to get or piece together here.
>People who dox her are white
What was the language settings of that archived google dockey again?

>>102544126
These are the goat, I mix it with eggs

I think Jelly is a nice little jungle asian woman and I think you should all be a bit nicer to her. Keep your head up queen, your star headband thing is falling.

>>102544196
Stir-fry it and season it and it's the laziest easiest meals of your life

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/m92ibs.png
Reminder that Jesus Christ is #1 PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

>>102544235
Best post ITT.

>>102544178
Quit sounding like a faggot. There's nothing wrong with eating beans and rice; it makes you feel fuller and healthier, too.

>>102544170
huge engorged nimi milkers
the husband? me

Surely phase will be destroyed this time

Pop quiz, whose your one and only?
"Ru-Nie!"
Ruhu, everybody loves me

Eima: wait, what?!

My cheap and lazy dish when I first moved out was just diced potatoes and onions. Maybe add some chopped Kielbasa or smoked sausage if it was on sale.

>>102544358
Any minute now, sis

>>102543251
Based opinion honestly for casual parasocial enjoyment. If you do become parasocial thats all on you as a person if lies start getting caught out in a one way relationship dynamic. I.E simping
The high path will always be watch and consume everything but have a harem of vtubers while respecting the girls as real people and disciplining them for not acting the part through humiliation rituals.

>>102544300
It was not the real christian version (orthodox)

>>102543986
>>102543803
>>102544193

now that nimi has a career ending yab over her head she can phase in

>>102544330
At least put some bacon or kiełbasa in there goddamn

>>102544412
Yeah, mine
t. Steve Minecraft

>>102544506
no

>>102544524
Just buy some lard and stick in the beans with some garlic and onion

>>102542257
Karma is the deciding factor, you are promoted or demoted in life depending on the standing of your soul before birth. Below humans are animals, with some animals having higher status like cows. Karma is often misunderstood to be a short-term reflection of your actions, when it's more of an afterlife concern.

>>102544564
I think kielbasa is actually cheaper than lard at the moment.

Jelly comes back mask off and just starts whoring it out on stream. Yes or no?

saba is next
nimi is just testing the waters, just like with their graduations

>>102544595
puffy vulva

bleh

>>102544126
mixanon here
legitimately I just experiment, toss shit in and call it a day
i occasionally do the same with my mac and cheese; did it with chili, did it with Ranch Style Beans, did it with a pound of brisket, hell, even overdid the milk and had mac and cheese soup once
go wild with your food ideas, and if they don't taste good, rework it or don't make it again, that's how I've always done it

>>102544595
sniiiiiiiifffffff

>>102544595
I will sniff the Jellatin

SHES CRYING :(((
FISHMAN DO SOMETHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2LJN3dInBI

pippa will be throwing herself at men to get married because she copies everything nimi does

>>102544703
additional mixanon tip: find yourself some bomb ass condiments and seasoning to level your shit up
my personal go-to has always been to put Red Robin fry seasoning on stuff

>>102544352
Hello Mr. Nimi

I am a licensed doctor practicing out of the United States. I have been watching your wife for awhile now and I have reason to believe that she may have an underling medical condition. I would like to run some tests do if you could me 20 oz of your wife urine, a pair of her dirty panties, and $5 USD, I can run it through my lab to make sure everything is ok.

Thank you

>>102544757
tl dw

>>102544757
I don't even know who this is, but crying streams like this are sympathy bait.

>>102544660
yes

Saba will be here long after your worthless whores kill themselves. She was here before them and will outcast them like she always has.

>>102544405
This is great. Throw a garlic clove in there, salt, pepper, you don't need anything else. People underestimate the potato.

>>102544484
there should be more topless edits now that AI exists

>>102544764
yeah, me

>>102544703
>go wild with your food ideas, and if they don't taste good, rework it or don't make it again, that's how I've always done it

Is that you mr.sausage?

>>102543555
Show buns Hime

>>102544764
Marry and give me a baby, Pippa

>>102544660
No. She needs a guy to put a leash on her guess I'll step up for the role. The little control freak must be learning right now to go with the flow on an emotional level instead of being a little know it all. An experience necessary for growth if she wants to continue.

https://youtu.be/OMuYX2zbuNU?t=9768
>You've held hands?
>I haven't
https://youtu.be/OMuYX2zbuNU?t=9668
95 rice purity test.
Reminder. Jelly fucked her first bf on japan trip while she was sexting with that viet guy
https://www.youtube.com/live/FN92p6VAWOw
Her minecraft stream with viet boyfriend
She is la lying pathetic cheating whore. And you clowns are running damage control for her like you have any chance to dick her. Cucks. Boyfriend connect is real.

>>102544233
Just buy a can of black beans an a bag of white rice

>>102544764
she should copy nimi's not being a lying bitch

I think her being an irredeemable whore is even hotter.

>>102544126
I'm more of a lentil enjoyer, check out a German recipe called "Swabian Lentils". You can just substitute rice for the spaetzle it's normally served with. If you're in the mood to work hard for it, you can try a recipe called Mujadara that's rice and lentils and a ton of caramelized onions.

>>102544764
at least archivebro turned henri arc will be interesting

I've got the pork sweats something fierce. Jesus christ it's coming out in buckets feels like

>>102544385
It’s spelled Amy

>>102544595
Dinner is served

>>102544764
The fuck she does, has Pippa ever done ASMR in her life?

Did you guys know that there's only about 25 viewers on average for every live channel on Twitch? It's incredibly impressive to be able to get over a thousand viewers as a streamer.

>>102544837
You do know Saba is the most Phase adjacent ex-Holo right? A Panko X Saba collab will happen if you continue to shit post with her. Just saying but karma has been wierd for us in /vt/

>>102544764
She has for a while now

>>102544385
Amy in shambles

>>102545041
Ajmi

>>102544907
never heard of that guy but I fucking applaud him

cinnamon toast crunch steak is a bold choice, go off king

- mixanon

>>102545073
That's just the same retards falseflagging. He was using wemi before and now he's using saba

>>102545062
Still waiting on the feet ASMR.

>>102544994
Pippa loves to lie, so that would be hard

I just came here to say KEKAROO, now I will depart

>>102545062
She tried it once years back. Just once. It wasn't good, she couldn't get the mic to work properly, and she admitted to not really liking asmr. She only really tried it because it was the current thing for vtubers.

>>102544385
I like Hina more than Runie. Huhu

>>102545073
Dream on leech.

>>102544842
I used to dice up a potato and toss it with some olive oil, garlic salt, pepper, and paprika

>>102545062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmZHqzvtH0g

Anti-Phase fags on Twitter are genuinely deranged. I legit don't understand how they are made to seethe so hard. It's been said a bunch lately but the vtuber community at large are such melodramatic fags.

>>102545067
Just show bobs

>>102543327
please post it. Anons deserve to know after almost 2 years of illusion got destroyed.
>>102543251
who?
>>102545000
whore chaser ngmi
btw didn't she say recently that she hates whore? So much self hatred inside jelly kek

>>102545222
Why dream you are going to manifest it for us by continuing to behave like a little shit.

>>102544764
pippa in layna manhunter mode....

>>102545062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ppyAt6-rsc

Jelly status?

couldnt shit yesterday so I had some prunes along with my coffee this morning
and in my time of need tenma is live

>>102545272
Phase hired Lumi they get what they fucking deserve

nameless update us on your tanlines or creampies

>>102545191
Next you'll say he's commieschizo and Walter and Spooky and Chase too

>>102545293
I'm not a whore chaser, just a cuck

>>102545357
Lumi is the designated punching bag for everyone to let their frustrations out on. It's a calculated move.

Number monkeys really didn't take the marriage announcement well I guess

>>102545181
His channel is weird but funnily enough he's a decent cook. Most of it is turning things into sausage and then reviewing them.

>>102545387
Fully defined
Fully stuffed by bbc

>>102544972
If Jelly is a lying whore, doesn't that mean the BWC is a lie too, or is Anon's confirmation bias stronger?

>>102545414
I will punch her cervix with my dick.

>>102545225
I still do that. Makes for a great side dish.

Yeah so anyway, I'm still picking Jelly

I'm still blaming Shiina

>>102545558
Crossposting your own posts is gay. Pippa likes whores and she has nothing against the vallure girls

>Food Connect

I blame Ember.

>>102545558
I hate Immy's model, and she's kinda nasty, with all the rats and shit, but at least her body is decent.

Who is the most evil Phaser?

And i just want to grill

Phase needs more mommies

>>102545672
Pipkin Pippa.

>>102545640
Rather talk about food than whoever is getting fucked by their boyfriend this week. Ember is turning out to be the most likeable whore (affectionate) of the whole bunch.

>>102545530
>I will punch her
Same

>>102545719
Eber is a good girl.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i2hBOaDkEUQ

>>102545719
Ember actually feels authentic which i appreciate

>>102544757
>She passed up joining Phase to join Vshojo
Oh no

>>102545658
nasty how?

>>102544757
This crying is making my penis big

Pippa needs to stop liking raunchy watame and nimi art. It keeps showing up on my twitter

>>102545899
Really?

>>102545658
Model is fine, her voice is nice but as you said she is nasty as fuck.

>>102545997
Just block Pippa, kek

>>102545899
What a dumb cunt

>>102545899
good, her ccv is shit

>>102542866
scheming up a plan for a fully controlled access corridor that can provide a path in for her favorite groomers while remaining undiscoverable to her mods and riff raff.

>>102546059
No, I like it too sometimes

>>102546045
She didn't say that, but she said she had to pass up opportunities and she hopes that those parties are still open to working with her.

Get poaching Kevin

>>102546065
>>102546084
Why are you like this?

Imagine if Pippa had actually taken up Kson's invitation to join Vshojo the other year.

Lumi and Doki should fight to the death and the loser should be shaved bald

>>102545899
Many such cases.

>>102546217
She should've stuck with phase, but went for the bigger name instead. Bigger is not always better. Therefore, she's a dumb cunt

>>102546240
lumi and pippa were going to visit filian and fight each other while covered in baby oil
but it never happened

>>102546240
I genuinely like Doki and I think she's a riot and entertaining, so I say this with affection: Lumi is fucked, Doki is a completely different weight class.

>>102544126
Always salt the rice before you make it. Break up a stock cube or add a ramen packet for flavor (salt less if you do this). You can add some vegetables or dry spices if you want, even if just for color. Onions and garlic are a safe bet, although if you use some kind of seasoned salt you get some already. Be careful making the water too thick with tomato paste or flavorless powders since the rice won't fully cook. Thyme is usually used as an herb for this sort of thing since it's strong and relatively dry so it doesn't fuck up cooking, but you can try other aromatics if you want. I like to add some butter once it's done.

Canned tomatoes are my go-to filler because they have a lot of flavor, but corn is surprisingly good too. Acquaint yourself with big sources of flavor (onions sauce, Worcestershire) and acids (vinegars, hot sauce, etc.) to help balance between saltiness and sourness. They kind of cancel each other out if in similar concentrations, but you want a little bit of both. Just taste it if you aren't sure, or leave it alone for 5 minutes to see if it fixes itself. Most vegetables and herbs have some kind of inherent bitterness (although onions and tomatoes run more sweet). Dry spices can be alarmingly bitter or sour when used in high amounts and allowed to fully incorporate, so you will need to counter it appropriately to enjoy them properly.

Salty and sweetness can coexist, but cancel out sourness and bitterness. Salt will solve most of your problems, but salty liquids become extremely salty when allowed to reduce down and rice and beans will only absorb it up to a point. When salting something more will only make it too salty but there is still a noticeable sourness that needs addressing, you use sugar instead. A lot of high-minded mom recipes will use honey instead... it's up to you what you do. Hot sauce can make a good liquid base but only if you put it in the pan by itself to boil off some vinegar first, so it's more peppery. Most ingredients are interchangeable if you keep in mind their purpose, since you mostly taste the last thing you added anyway.

I always wait 15-20 minutes after making rice before touching it, just so it doesn't stick to the pot.

That RV is never going to leave her parent's lot. Pippa just bought it to goon

>>102545899
Who is this and why should I care

>>102546388
Good on her then. She needs to do it more to relieve stress and bad thoughts

>>102546376
>Doki
One of the 3 cancers that must be eradicated from vtubing, along with shondo and shiina

>>102546221
It would have been rather funny.

>>102546377
>>102545005
>>102544703

thanks

so who all is pippa gonna nepo hire next

Why is Lumi on a warpath? First Nimi, then Vshojo, now Ozzy. Pls stop

>>102546591
you hurt her wife

>>102546549
Nyana apparently. They basically all but said it on Pippa's call-in to her stream last week and nyana keeps dropping hints she's joining Phase.

new
>>102546625
>>102546625
>>102546625

>>102546591
the cuck posting here broke her

>>102546279
god pick-a-mee is so dumb